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Sebastian: What’s your favorite color? Asriel: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Sebastian: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Asriel: My favorite color is pink.
Sebastian: I baked you a pie! Asriel: Really?! What flavor? Sebastian: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!
Asriel: I have a problem. Sebastian: Kill it. Asriel: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
Sebastian: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole. Asriel: You think I’m cute? Sebastian: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!
Sebastian: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born. Asriel: Aw... that's not true. Asriel: It'd be exactly the same. Asriel: You're not important.
Asriel: Can I bother you for a second? Sebastian: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
#[ 𝟎𝟐 ] ── *𝘢𝑛𝘴𝑤𝘦𝑟 𝑓𝘳𝑜𝘮 𝘢𝑠𝘳𝑖𝘦𝑙#thecockysniper#and i could go on and on and on all night#i just love incorrect quotes so much
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spill the beans!
“The first night I kissed you, I came to your bedroom at night, and not even a sound was heard, not even a mouse, I placed a gun to your head, held it there for an hour, surprised? I was when I didn't shoot. I thought you were getting too close Seb, we were getting too close. I could tell you were different from the others” he grasped his chin tightly before moving to caress the side of his face. “Truth is, if I had pulled that trigger, it would have been the worst mistake of my life, you are my everything. Now let's go out and kill someone, all this softness, tis bad for my health”
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@thecockysniper
Continued x
To say that his East End experience so far has hardly proven favourable would be quite the understatement, yet he has allowed his Cambridge companions to drag him to the most disreputable corners of the area, all in the name of adventure.
And adventure appears to have found him at last; targeted him specifically, rather. The insolent remarks which are being cast at him by an arrogant tongue make his blood boil in a way that no veiled asides about his character ever could. When his gilt frame slides out of its seat, despite his companions' hushed protests that perhaps they should go, it grows apparent that he stands head and shoulders above the man. ❝—I could own this entire bar with you in it.❞ The blue of his gaze burns with an electrifying intensity as it bores into the eyes of his disputant; he has faced far more vicious beasts in the past. ❝—Who the fuck are you to tell me where I can and can't go?❞
#thecockysniper#[ well this is off to a great start haha ]#[ don't mind vic quietly seething over here afjdkglsh ]#V; Novice
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~ @thecockysniper || cont'd from x ~
"Was that an attempt to be funny? Because it's possibly the least hilarious thing I've ever heard." Jim's jaw is set, annoyance etched onto his brow. "You don't go anywhere near him, do you hear me?"
#thecockysniper#spinning webs; jim & sebastian { thecockysniper }#v; you should see me in a crown { bbc sherlock }
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@thecockysniper gets a late starter
"Is everything okay down there?" An eyebrow was cocked up as he looked down at the soldier. What had been going on here, Gareth didn't know, and frankly, he wasn't going to ask, either. Better to stay out of trouble so shortly before his tests.
#thecockysniper#;v:we have all the time in the world (pre)#//sorry for the wait!#//hope this is okay#//can always turn into a longer thread of course#//also#//hi! and thanks for the follow and like!
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Raises an eyebrow at Jim, “Got something you need to tell me, boss?”
He looks up at Sebastian, fighting back a challenging smirk, "And what if I do, Tiger? Are you going to do something about it?"
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To Sev, with love, your little bro
"Ew - Jump scare. Christ, I always forget how ugly you are." Grinning. "Fuck off, you little prick."
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~ @thecockysniper || liked for some tipsy texts ~
[text; SM] jims not replying to my texts [text; SM] where is he? [text; SM] don't you hate being his lap dog? it must get boring
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Continued from here
As the hunter turned to walk away he felt a hand on his shoulder, immediately going stiff he had to remember where he was, turning to face the other he had to tell himself it was fine, that he likely wasn’t in any immediate danger. Considering what had occurred during the past few days it was a welcome change of pace. Ethan wasn’t sure he should be going anywhere with someone who was so aggressive towards him but it would take him a while to get home and even then he wouldn’t be sure what to do with himself. “Thank you, I would appreciate that” he said as he placed a hand over his chest as he replied, hoping it would somehow ease the pain. The screams and nightmares from the past days had not allowed him much sleep, he rubbed his eyes as he followed the other, he was thankful enough, he didn’t want to ask him too many questions and make him uncomfortable.
@thecockysniper
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@thecockysniper ∣ 🐺
"You ever been scared of yourself? Wh... what you are, I mean?"
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Cunt
"Seriously, Moron? You don't have a better thing to think? You're obsessed with me, or what?" He patted his cheek, smirking.
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Jim has been watching the rather lovely interaction between @dontcxckitup and @thecockysniper.
He would very much like to put a few spanners in the works there, keep you eyes on your inboxes
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@thecockysniper continued x
❝—Is that what you call me in front of your friends, too? A tart?❞ His acerbic cadence suggests that he already knows the answer, blue eyes growing aflame with indignation as they bore into Sebastian's eluding gaze. His motions are agitated by the shamed outrage which claws at his heart, as he pulls himself away from the other's reach and grasps at his garments that have been strewn about the room. What a fine setting for him to discover the truth, he wonders not without some self-reproaching humour, as he enwraps his graceful form in his clothes with a rushed desire to be out of that room as quickly as possible. ❝—God, what the hell was I thinking? You're just like everyone else.❞
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~ @thecockysniper || cont'd from x ~
Jim's head tilts, eyes dancing with a mixture of mischief and annoyance as he surveys his sniper. The appropriate word being 'his'. Realistically, Jim knows that the boundaries he expects from Sebastian are ridiculous. It's not entirely fair to expect Moran to pander to his beck and call and not give anything in return. However, James Moriarty has never been 'fair'. He doesn't like sharing.
He stands, movements lazy as he drops the newspaper and steps to Sebastian. "Oh, darling -" The words fall out in a soft purr. "It's adorable that you think you could handle me." Fingers reached out, dancing up along his chest. "Who were you with? And no lying, you know I'll be able to tell."
#thecockysniper#v; you should see me in a crown { bbc sherlock }#spinning webs; jim & sebastian { thecockysniper }
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continued from for: @thecockysniper
"Danger? Mm, I don't think stupidity is catching but thanks for thinking of me. Oh shit, you mean you being a seriously dangerous kind of guy. I have heard that. Must have been from your mum or something." The Holmes' aren't clever for running into fires, they just have a death wish they haven't been able to work out in therapy yet.
"Ms. Holmes? That's kinda sexy. In a school teacher sort of way You ever have a thing for your teachers, Moran? You vibe the type."
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2.) Do you roleplay other muses?
I rp so many muses. Jim, Seb, Sev, Rich, Sherlock, I've done Mycroft. I have an OC for the Sherlock verse named Victor. From other fandoms I also write Erik and Charles from X-Men.
6.) Other characters/muns you're interested in rping with or wish to?
Honestly I don't really mind at this point. I would like to have someone to write more X-Men RPs with but I'm mostly satisfied with the people I write with now
10.) How do you feel about the interpretation of your character vs the fandom?
Thinking mostly of Jim here. Mine is typically a bit different from how the fandom views him. Of course it depends on the verse and everything but there's little things like he does forget to eat but if he is given food none of it is going to waste. Anytime I'm writing with someone they just assume he's going to ignore the food. My version of Jim's had a rough relationship with food and refuses to just ignore it. It's a small example but it's what comes to mine and a good example I think.
11.) What's a thread you'd like to do in the near future?
Something based on The Killer. But anything where one of them gets hurt. Give me one of them being shot or having a broken anything. Hurt them, almost kill them and see the other get protective. A dash of angst and I'm happy.
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