#thecockysniper

[lcstxsculx]

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Jim Moriarty (BBC Sherlock Version)

@thecockysniper

[macabrec0uture]

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The witch grinned, taking a few steps closer. “I don’t want to kill you, not particularly when that body of yours, could bring us so much pleasure.” Taking a few more steps his eyes focused on the barrel of the gun as if folded in on itself, his hand moving to lay onto Sebastian’s chest. “I want us to take good care of each other, I promise I won’t be gentle for I’m a very bad boy. Would you like that?” he challenged, the blade in his hand tracing patterns onto Sebastian’s stomach.

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[kingofthewebxxx]

Your trademark is coming up with new and amazing verses every week 🤣🥰

Thank you lol. I know I have a verse obsession, funny part is I do have some more in mind in the back of my head, oopsies

[dontcxckitup]

Sits in front of M’s desk giving him the most innocent of eyes. “Can I just say, sir, that you did tell me to get close to him.”

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“Well…” he sighs, defeated, “I should have probably made myself more clear.” His own fault, really. “Has it at least…brought up anything interesting?”

[darkstarkiller]

“Someone who also wants Asriel dead, my name is Axel Locket but please call me Axel, I am sure we will be the best of friends, don't you?” his grin was wicked as he took a sip from a conjured champagne glass, if he was going to be his usual dramatist self, he at least had to add some flair. “So if we are all jumping on the I want him dead bandwagon, how long will the delivery time be?” he asked.

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[asrielbelacquaaaa]

📋

Sebastian: What’s your favorite color? Asriel: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Sebastian: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Asriel: My favorite color is pink.

Sebastian: I baked you a pie! Asriel: Really?! What flavor? Sebastian: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!

Asriel: I have a problem. Sebastian: Kill it. Asriel: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

Sebastian: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole. Asriel: You think I’m cute? Sebastian: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!

Sebastian: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born. Asriel: Aw... that's not true. Asriel: It'd be exactly the same. Asriel: You're not important.

Asriel: Can I bother you for a second? Sebastian: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

[vxctorx]

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Continued x

To say that his East End experience so far has hardly proven favourable would be quite the understatement, yet he has allowed his Cambridge companions to drag him to the most disreputable corners of the area, all in the name of adventure.

And adventure appears to have found him at last; targeted him specifically, rather. The insolent remarks which are being cast at him by an arrogant tongue make his blood boil in a way that no veiled asides about his character ever could. When his gilt frame slides out of its seat, despite his companions' hushed protests that perhaps they should go, it grows apparent that he stands head and shoulders above the man. ❝—I could own this entire bar with you in it.❞ The blue of his gaze burns with an electrifying intensity as it bores into the eyes of his disputant; he has faced far more vicious beasts in the past. ❝—Who the fuck are you to tell me where I can and can't go?❞

[spidersdance]

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"Was that an attempt to be funny? Because it's possibly the least hilarious thing I've ever heard." Jim's jaw is set, annoyance etched onto his brow. "You don't go anywhere near him, do you hear me?"

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

Raises an eyebrow at Jim, “Got something you need to tell me, boss?”

He looks up at Sebastian, fighting back a challenging smirk, "And what if I do, Tiger? Are you going to do something about it?"

[sioraiocht]

To Sev, with love, your little bro

"Ew - Jump scare. Christ, I always forget how ugly you are." Grinning. "Fuck off, you little prick."

[shxlmes]

~ @thecockysniper || liked for some tipsy texts ~

[text; SM] jims not replying to my texts [text; SM] where is he? [text; SM] don't you hate being his lap dog? it must get boring

[beastbitten]

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"You ever been scared of yourself? Wh... what you are, I mean?"

[kingofthewebxxx]

spill the beans!

“The first night I kissed you, I came to your bedroom at night, and not even a sound was heard, not even a mouse, I placed a gun to your head, held it there for an hour, surprised? I was when I didn't shoot. I thought you were getting too close Seb, we were getting too close. I could tell you were different from the others” he grasped his chin tightly before moving to caress the side of his face. “Truth is, if I had pulled that trigger, it would have been the worst mistake of my life, you are my everything. Now let's go out and kill someone, all this softness, tis bad for my health”

[dontcxckitup]

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"Is everything okay down there?" An eyebrow was cocked up as he looked down at the soldier. What had been going on here, Gareth didn't know, and frankly, he wasn't going to ask, either. Better to stay out of trouble so shortly before his tests.

[consultingsister-a5]

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"Danger? Mm, I don't think stupidity is catching but thanks for thinking of me. Oh shit, you mean you being a seriously dangerous kind of guy. I have heard that. Must have been from your mum or something." The Holmes' aren't clever for running into fires, they just have a death wish they haven't been able to work out in therapy yet.

"Ms. Holmes? That's kinda sexy. In a school teacher sort of way You ever have a thing for your teachers, Moran? You vibe the type."

[asrielbelacquaaaa]

Cunt

"Seriously, Moron? You don't have a better thing to think? You're obsessed with me, or what?" He patted his cheek, smirking.