#okay so DILFS !

[royaltea000]

Certified DILF chaser

[kyokutsu-sama]

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My Future Queen

A/n: Nothing to say other than I'm obsessed with this man🛐🛐 Julius Daddy Novachrono, I love you so much❤️👑

Tw: Nsfw under the line

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You entered the bedroom and let out a long, tired sigh. Today had been a tiring and busy day for royalty, a ball was taking place in the palace's great hall. Probably by now some of the nobility guests should be saying goodbye since some had already drunk too much and others were also tired just like you.

Julius must still be down there with a bunch of people around him. He was always the main star and the life of the party, something that the king of Clover would never be even with a crown on his head. Even for you, Julius was the true king.

You took off your shoes and arranged them at the entrance, then you walked to the table next to the bed and placed your accessories there. You ran your fingers over the diamond necklace that Julius offered you to go to the ball, it sparkled so much that you felt sorry for taking it off so you kept it on. You approached the window and saw the capital through the glass. It looked beautiful both night and day.

The door opened and you looked back to find your king walking in with a smile on his face and rosy cheeks. Probably due to alcohol, he was an excellent drinker and would last longer than anyone else.

"Good night my beautiful queen" He said walking towards you and hugged you from behind. "You left the ball early. Are you okay?" His voice next to your neck gave you goosebumps. You were right, there was a certain smell of alcohol coming from him when he spoke to you.

"Yes, I was just a little tired, that's all" You said looking to the side to see his face

"I was worried, I was already thinking that something had happened or that someone made you uncomfortable"

"No, nothing like that. Apart from the fact that some were a little nasty to me" You commented, remembering the scene in which Julius had to intervene after seeing another idiot trying to hit on you. As soon as the man found out that you would be the Wizard king's future wife, he was speechless and left after almost kneeling down and apologizing a million times. You couldn't contain a smile after seeing and remembering the scene once again.

"Are you referring to that man? Don't worry, he knows who you belong to now" Julius brushed the tip of his nose against the skin of your neck before kissing you, his arms tightened around you and pulled you against him

You closed your eyes and enjoyed a little of that pleasurable feeling he was giving you, you were on your way to witnessing a man who was a little different. Julius was a very respectful and affectionate man with you, he always treated you like the queen that you are but when exposed to situations like that he would go crazy and could get a little more harsh and if you still teased him with that, it would be the last straw.

"I never thought that being your future wife would make me a desired woman" You teased, smiling and he turned you to him and looked into your eyes

"It's a shame that none of them can have you because you belong to me, dear" He said before kissing you

His hand remained firm on your waist and the other on your face, his lips seemed soft initially but his gaze was lascivious and so it didn't take long for things to heat up and the kiss became more needy. His hands hurried to remove the white lace dress you had worn for the occasion, the same one he looked at and wondered what it would look like on the bedroom floor.

You then took your hands to your king's cloak and took it off his shoulders, he picked you up and took you to the bed and laying you on the soft sheets. He knelt on the mattress in front of you, looking at you and delighting in you lying in front of him, his hands running over your body before he leaned forward and kissed your neck and marked your skin. He removed your bra and kissed your breasts slowly, your fingers passed through his short blonde strands and your lips opened to sigh heavily, the excitement between your legs was only increasing the more he touched you. Julius moved away and opened your legs, licking his lips at the sight of the wet fabric. His eyes met yours and you felt a certain heat cover your face, he loved how cute you looked blushing like that and kissed you.

"You look so perfect now" He whispered against your lips."The necklace suits you beautifully"He said, appreciating the shine of the precious crystals

His fingers caressed you through the fabric and you shivered, he ran two fingers over your wet slit before removing your last piece of clothing and exposing you to him.

He positioned himself between your thighs and lowered himself to taste what he had been craving all night. Your back formed an arch and your legs weakened, his tongue opened your slippery folds and gave you goosebumps, your king was hungry.

"Julius..." You moaned his name, feeling a wave of pleasure running through your body

The fingers of his hands dug into the flesh of your thighs, his mouth turned his attention to your sensitive bud. You rolled your eyes, hands gripping his hair as you held him closer. You knew he would take out that slight jealousy towards the other idiot just because he messed with you. He was a peaceful man, but don't touch what belonged to him. He didn't express what he felt but those purple irises didn't hide anything from you.

It didn't take you long for you to came on his mouth, which ran down your slit and drank it. The man stood up, licking the corner of his lips and taking off his clothes, you just enjoyed the show, panting and with a slight smile on your face.

"Your smile makes me think you were thinking about this before, don't you?" He asked, running his fingers up your thighs as he looked at you.

"Would it be wrong for a queen to want some attention from her king?"

"No, you could have said it sooner, you know. I like spontaneity" He smiled

"And would you fuck me in the middle of the dance if I asked you, your majesty ?" You sat on the mattress and got closer to his face, only to see a the serious and thoughtful expression on his face, probably imagining the scene, changing to the smile again

"If you insisted..." He suggested and you giggled. "Who would I be to deny something to my future wife and queen?" He closed the distance between you both with a deep kiss as he laid you back on the mattress

One of his hands slid down your body and grabbed your thigh, you moaned against his lips when he took his dick and passed it through your folds, teasing your throbbing entrance.

"Do you want this?" He asked with his forehead against yours and you nodded.

He then kissed your forehead and entered you, your hands ran down his back leaving future red marks. His body started moving against yours, your legs hugged his body closer and his eyes on yours made you feel a little tense from the intensity.

The pace increased and he moved away a little, placing both of your legs on his shoulder, holding them with one arm and resting one hand on the wall behind the bed. The position allowed him to go deeper while he saw you squirming and your hands gripping the bed sheets tightly. The moans were heard even outside the bedroom, Marx would probably be shocked if he could hear it.

Poor baby, too innocent to imagine Julius in a situation like that.

"If that man could only see you now..." The wizard king said, breathing heavily. You felt the blush on your cheeks again at those words. "You will be my queen and everyone will know"

You whimpered beneath him, feeling him go faster and faster as he spoke, it was pushing you to the limit.

You could no longer think straight, much less feel your body, he was giving it his all and you knew you would be sore later. Your half-open eyes caught sight of the man in front of you and you could tell he was close.

"Will you be my good queen and take everything inside you?" He said, thrusting deeper and you writhed with pleasure

"Yeah...yeah, please, I'll take it all" Tears of pleasure prickling the corners of your eyes as he reveled in the sight

You fell apart at that moment, unable to hold it in any longer, he then filled you until you were taking everything and couldn't let it leak. His arm let go of your legs and he bent down kissing your lips, now it didn't seem as rough as at first, it was somehow softer but the desire was still there on his tongue. You moved away from the kiss for a moment to catch your breath since you're both panting now.

He took one of your hands that was holding his face and kissed it gently as his eyes met yours once again.

"You're beautiful, my queen" He whispered and then commenting on your rosy cheeks. "Why are you blushing again?" He joked

"I'm not blushing" You looked away but he turned your face towards him again and kissed your lips once again

"Don't hide your face, I love seeing you like this"He declared with a chuckle, laying down next to you and pulling you to lay on top of him. "We're going to get married soon and have another ball, but I'll make sure this time I hold your hand everywhere and I'll protect you from everything" He promised, kissing the top of your head

You looked into his eyes and saw his confidence in keeping his word. You would undoubtedly be in good hands if you married him.

[tinyslyme]

Gays that grow old together (or at least, middle aged)

(click for better quality + my favorite details under the cut)

older Oliver's face

these hands specifically

tiny prefect badge

[mobius-m-mobius]

#a man who DESERVES A SLICE OF PIE

[frnkiebby]

his dilf era

oh FUCK yes~🎃

[uwu-scraptrappy]

New silly hc: zep is a super light sleeper. Like someone could be having a whispered conversation two houses over and it's enough to wake him up. On the opposite side logan is such a deep sleeper. That guy could sleep through ten hurricanes back to back. The only thing (other than the nightmares) that can wake him up is zep kissing him awake or melissa waking him up to tell him she has a bad dream :(

[novistarplanet]

toji taking tsumiki to her first daddy daughter dance!!! she’s super excited and she can’t decide if she wants to be tiana or elsa! She even makes toji practice on how to hold a teacup

LOL IMAGINE

You just came home from going grocery shopping stepping into you guys shared apartment you notice it’s no sound of a hyper 5 year old and your loud husband.

Looking around the apartment you came across loud giggles. Peeking your head into the room seeing toji with a little sliver crown on and a pink fur jacket.

“ ‘S that be 1 lump of sugar princess”

you couldn’t help but laugh at how the chair only covers a small portion of his lower backside

she quickly blobs a whole handful of sugar into his tea cup smiling at him showing her half develop teeth

he raises the cup like he was drinking beer and take tiny fake sips from it.

“daddy your not doing it right!! we have to clak are teacups together!” He face spins turns red as he stumbles out apologies.

he just loves his little princess so much

[moonchild-in-blue]

Not forgiving yall for making me believe Price was a proper Tired Old Man™. What do you MEAN he is canonically 38/39 💀

and what do you mean Soap is like? 27? sir you are but wee boy. where are your parents.

[sadgirl05]

I just wanna be loved

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - House of Long Shadows (1984)

[broidobe]

from this day on, i, daphne, have been sworn in as the leader of twink nation. this is an honour i never thought possible and i am proud of this accomplishment.

thank you twink nation,

your leader🫶

[louisplumpyass]

THAT'S DADDY OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I CANNOT—

[beevean]

Dracula in the games

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/castlevania/images/3/30/CoD_Dracula.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20230709013849

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/castlevania/images/6/68/Artbook15.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20081116072626

Dracula in the show

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/castlevania/images/3/3e/DeLWBtXV4AEg_Nu.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180815144137

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/castlevania/images/1/1b/Tumblr_p1ylqlubSD1rs9hhio1_1280.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180801035105

They drained him of all his otherworldly charm 💔

Alright, so

Dracula is one of the best redesigns in the show IMO, nowhere near the atrocities that are Alucard and Isaac, and to be very honest I really dig the black hair for a younger Drac. I think he looks great with it, it matches the largely black attire, and I can headcanon that it went white either out of grief or after the botched resurrection in CoD. But that still doesn't make this design great.

First thing first: why is he small.

How dare you come into my house and put my giant DILF in the washing machine.

He is not just a tall man! He is a monster! He's big and intimidating and he's supposed to make you feel small and powerless!

But alright, fine, animation simplification. His clothes are... eh? I don't understand what they were going for. What is that vest? Is that a militaristic look? Because he doesn't look like a noble (SoTN) nor like a sorcerer (CV3/CoD). I guess it makes sense, since N!Dracula was introduced as being nothing more than a rabid hermit... but man, what a disservice.

Then there is, of course, his general personality. Usually you give a cloak to make a character stand wider, make them look more dignified or, again, intimidating. Look at that shot of Dracula in OoE, how the cloak makes him look even bigger.

But since in S2 he's a poor depressed old man, in the show he keeps the cloak closed off to his body. He, somehow, manages to look smaller. Again, it fits the character they were going for, but why.

bruh. why is the lord of all vampires making a :( face.

And that, overall, contributes to him losing all possible charisma, while poor Graham McTavish has to work double duty to give any sort to credibility to the character.

And then there's that scene where he out of nowhere becomes horny.

ohhhhh i'm so turned on look how cool and hot he looks during this flashback that takes place as he in the present he's feeling sorry for himself, but who caaaaares he's getting a boner for all the killing he's doinggggg

in the meantime

daddy? sorry, daddy? sorry, daddy? sorry, daddy? sorry,

^ this is why Isaac is just like me fr fr lol

anyway i reject your failed tragic villain that is just a giant careless idiot with terrible drip and a thousand Toccata Into Blood-Soaked Darkness upon you

[recurringwriter]

i sure can pick 'em (characters that will die before the end of the story)

[emile-hides]

I was looking directly at a reference while drawing these and I still somehow convinced myself he had long hair. Whatever, he's pretty.

A-Z Isekai'd Cress deign by @acfan120 really got me in some kinda way and I couldn't help wanting to draw him. I also have thoughts on story for him but I'm not gonna be annoying with that rn. Maybe someday.

Bonus my warmup doodle:

[tnbc-thoughtsandheadcanons]

Ahem. *Taps mic*

Albert and Greta are the first Nightmare before Christmas characters to have canonically fucked.

Thank you.

*Walks off stage as tomatoes are thrown at me*