#ok this is getting a little too tmi but whatever

[welcometoteyvat]

co-op is crazy bc in the same co op session you can immediately click with someone and then find out the other rando who joined might be a racist

[jaelaxies]

𝟕:𝟎𝟕 𝐚𝐦

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･

fluff; wc.: 476.

Kim Jiwoong x fem reader!; fluff fluff; established relationship and skinship; tw: none.

Song recommendation: You’re Beautiful — The Rose (Dual)

Nobody expected this. It was, indeed, a sight to see.

Kim Jiwoong, the tall gorgeous “mysterious” man who every girl in this faculty would drop everything for, was standing like a giant puppy with an enormous lovesick grin while you buttoned his coat, which he had unbuttoned on purpose on the way here, just to see your focused expression: the way you pursued your lips together and bit your tongue a little bit, the soft lines on your forehead and the lovely smile you gifted him when you were done. Your height difference made everything just so much funnier and cuter at the same time, because to thank you with a soft kiss on the forehead, he had to lean down a bit but that gave him the perfect excuse to whisper something only the two of you could hear; making your cheeks go dusty rose and his eyes crinkle with pure joy, his ears matching your colored cheeks.

—I really won the lottery in my past life, babe — As you recovered yourself from the cheesy remark, your hand immediately pinched his cheek, even though softly, he laughed at your weak attempt to get revenge.

—You did, indeed. — Carefully you draped your own scarf around his neck, finishing it in a bow. Red really suited Jiwoong but it was your soft strawberry scent emanating from the fabric and the sweet but firm tone of your words what made his heart race a mile per minute. — But I must admit I am a pretty lucky girl too… I have the cutest boyfriend ever. 

You tiptoed and pecked him on the lips, rushing him to enter the classroom for his final; but Jiwoong stood there smiling like an idiot and wondering what on earth did he do to deserve your pure and honest love; to him, you were too much of a woman and sometimes he just seemed like an idiot beside you; but it was never the case for you, who carefully grabbed his hand, brought it to your lips and kissed it softly; proudly showing him his new “good luck charm” the stain from your lipstick, which was one of his favorites. — Whatever the result is, I’m already proud of you, ok? No worries, you’ll do great. I believe in you!

When he was finally about to enter, he rushed to your position and softly cupped your cheeks pecking your lips so quickly, you barely felt the contact; before disappearing again through the door with a wide grin showing his pearly white teeth. You reached for your lips and smiled too, some way and somehow, he always needed to kiss you last, but it didn’t matter too much, because right now, the lavender haze that was your head was filled with thoughts of your boyfriend and how happy you were to have him by your side.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･

૮꒰ྀི⸝⸝> . <⸝⸝꒱ྀིა finally i can write about my bias!! The way i blush everytime i think about this man... take me to delulu station right now.

tmi: If you're a fellow zerose, who is your bias? im very curious, also i like to know more friends in this fandom because it's a blast ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

Because it's also my first time writing for him i thought something sweet and fluffy was perfect for the ocassion i think i managed to do it, but still feedback is always appreciated ♡

Btw, I'm currently working on a project involving fantasy... it's for a member of enhypen... can you guess who?

Anyways, thank you all so much for all the love and support!

I promise to put even more effort in creating joyful projects for you guys to read, love yall ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა

With all the love in the world,

ੈ✩‧˚✧˖°࿐Stella!

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･

[axel-skz]

SEUNGMIN IN THE BUILDING!

A/N: I wrote this half asleep 😭 I keep changing my idea for the Felix story so I moved up posting Seungmins. I love this one-shot though, it’s so cute. Right, now, song roulette. AA WE GOT ‘WAITING FOR US’! I feel like it’s been too long since I listened to it. Damn.

(No cus why is he so cute? Who allowed him to be this cute? I think he would kill me if I ever actually called him cute.)

You and Seungmin had been together for a couple months now. It was heaven.

You didn’t realise heaven was this sarcastic but it was heaven nonetheless.

You both enjoyed each other’s company a lot so you spent, some would say, too much time together. Jeongin would see you and smirk, always comedically checking the surrounding area to see where Seungmin was.

It was annoying that he would be right about his jokes and Seungmin was always right there.

One day, you both were doing your own things but like, in the same room. Because where else would you be? He was… harassing one of the members over text while watching TV. You were gaming.

You guys hadn’t used pet names at all yet (aside from you calling him Minnie) so what came now… embarrassed you to no end.

‘Baby, can you pass me my drink,’ you stupidly said while being too distracted by a part in your game to notice.

Seungmin, the cute little menace, smirked. Now he has ammunition.

‘Am I tiny? Am I bald?’ He replied, unmoving.

‘What? Is that a riddle or something?’ You paused your game to look at him in confusion.

‘You called me baby, what makes you say that?’ He grinned, resting his head on his palm.

You began to turn more and more red, ‘I did not!’ Yeah, lying seems like a great option right now.

‘Are you… saying my ears are broken? I’m picking up soundwaves from the neighbourhood? Like a bat? ARE YOU SAYING I’M BATMAN?!’ He gasped dramatically.

You stared at him blankly, ‘sometimes I think back to when I asked you out and I wish someone had run me over so I didn’t.’

‘I’m batman apparently so I wouldn’t have let that happen, sugar bear,’ he seemed a little too eager now.

‘Omg, why are you this way?,’ you whined as you covered your face.

‘I don’t know what you mean, honey nugget, I thought this was what we were doing now,’ you glared at him.

‘It slipped out, ok?! Can we forget it please??’

‘Your baby just slipped out? Wow, wierd of you tell me that. Bit Tmi.’

You got up and walked over to him. He had this smug smile on his face. He also looked confused about what you were planning.

You sat next to him then suddenly started tickling him.

He hated that and you knew it. Giggles escaped his mouth and he couldn’t look mad while he was laughing his ass off.

Eventually you stopped, ‘had enough, sugar bear?’

‘Ok, ok! Yes, I’ll stop now,’ he glared at you so you booped his nose and he blushed.

It made you laugh as you got up and went to get your water.

You heard him say something but couldn’t make it out, you poked your head back to look in the living room, ‘what?’

He was blushing like crazy and looking anywhere but you as he spoke, ‘you can call me baby or whatever if you want…’

You smiled and didn’t tease him too much about it, ‘that sounds nice Minnie. You can call me sugar bear or whatever.’

He laughed a little and then continued with whatever he was doing on his phone. The rest of the night passed without a sugar bear or a honey nugget being mentioned :)

Seungmin: You are right. *he’s suddenly stood behind me with an axe in his hand (lol, get it? Axe, Axel, Axe, Axel? Ok yeah, I think you get it)* I would kill you.

We can talk about this… I swear… I only called you cute because… of… umm… hold on, wait… I swear I can think up a good reason…

Seungmin: TIMES UP!

insert high speed chase here

Meanwhile, the boys on the side, sit with popcorn and drinks.

Minho: if he doesn’t catch her, I’ll be very disappointed, I taught him better then that.

Bang chan: you know, this is why I don’t leave him alone with you anymore.

Minho shrugs: fair.

They all start cheering as he slowly catches up but then aw as he falls back again.

YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIENDS TOO! WHY AM I ALWAYS IN DANGER WHEN I’M AROUND YOU!

Felix: if you live, I’ll bake you something!

Oh damn, totally worth it.

And suddenly I’m Usain Bolt.

[bright-and-burning]

Okay wait. Wait wait wait. Do other vagina havers actually get so wet it <i>can run</i> down you? Am I a dry ass bitch?

well. oh my god writing this while various fire alarms go off across the building sporadically is going to make my brain explode. …insane tmi under the cut i guess (i presume this was prompted by my most recent fic lol)

i certainly. well ok TO BE CLEAR. full disclosure here. i wrote this fic based on my reaction to a line in one of @freeuselandonorris ‘s fics . where girl lando says something abt coming six times and tapping out, which made me snort because i have literally not found the upper bounds of orgasms personally and was kind of like lol tapping out at 6 that’s crazy i would go to bed still itching for more. and then i think i made promises abt writing fic based on limitless orgasms/not experiencing overstim, and this came out. so please bear in mind that a solid satisfying evening by myself for me is like. well i go thru a full vibrator of battery. sometimes more than one. (like i own two. that probs last 2hrs apiece.) AND also i am not like sexually active w any partners rn (due to the horrors . and also generally laziness) so idk. ymmv me and bestie dame products’ com r certainly getting along a lot better than me and the last person i slept with. and while i don’t keep count (bc it would be bonkers . w the numbers im putting up. i should try sometime tho it would certainly be interesting) i would probably put my average estimate at like. 15. maybe more. ok? just so we’re clear on where im coming (no pun intended) from.

so obviously that’s . a lot . and uh. yeah when i get up from that … the entire region is more than a little damp 😭 oscar’s experience towards the end there w being able to feel it dribbling/seeping/whatever down herself onto the bed is… inspired by real events. shall we say. same w the slick thighs . this may be a “i am a wet bitch” thing this may be a “this is just what happens when you come 17 times in a session” (jesus christ that sounds so aggressive when i type it out) thing OR this may be that you are, to use ur phrase 😭, a dry ass bitch. or some combo of the three. idrk that the average person w a vagina is out here like me getting fucking annoyed when it’s 2am and i just wanna pass out but the lower half of my body is so sticky drippy gross i gotta either shower or put on pants.

i mean, im no expert here. to be VERY clear. not an expert at all. double tmi (i said this earlier today in tags somewhere but w/e) the amount of time it’s been since i slept w someone is measured in years lol. so i can’t even really go oh well when i hooked up w HER— like girl the detail on that memory is GONE. others feel free to chime in fr; the inbox is open for visitors if the replies are a little too self exposing. even if it is the case that u r perhaps uh. dryer than average. if it’s working for u it’s working for u! if it’s really not working for u then maybe it’s a problem. this was such a non-answer but i hope me going oh no i think maybe im the outlier here (and thus the stuff i write that’s informed by said outlier experiences lol) was helpful???

[jmdbjk]

Year of the black bunny

It appears these New Year greetings were filmed between Oct. 15 and Dec. 2... after the Busan concert but before Joon’s Indigo was released. 

I am only going to speak here a little about what Jimin, Jungkook, Hobi and Yoongi said. 

There was more Jimin to love in the 2023 New Year greeting Bangtan Bomb!? Was it the lighting? that crisp white shirt? or what? I wanted to squeeze Jimin’s cheeks on his face when it’s usually his other cheeks I wanna squeeze (oops, TMI...sorry, JK). His face was so soft and plush. I was taken aback. And he really filled out that shirt...I am intrigued. What is under there, Jimin? Is this the effects of his habit of eating deliciously? I just want to hug him and squeeze him. Well... honestly, I want to do that no matter what... 

Jimin saying... “anyway, the past is the past...” and specifically saying he’s planning on doing some memorable things in 2023 make me think he’s moving on from whatever shitshow 2022 was for him. I just want him to be happy. 

I was so relieved to finally see his smile... his seriousness was putting me on edge. 

Jungkook admitting that he lives so much in the moment and is not in the habit of self-reflecting regularly, says it doesn’t sink in until after some time passes when he realizes how much he’s grown as a person. It’s ok, Kookie, you don’t have to pay attention to any of that, just live your life.

Kookie is ready for an uneventful year with no stress or struggles. Why does he come across so differently in these moments than he does during a Welive? 

All these chart topping numbers, streaming numbers and social media follower numbers mean nothing to him. He is such a mood, seemingly unaffected by it all. Plans? He said he has plans but things don’t ever go as planned for him... so he’s just gonna go with the flow this year and not stress out over it. That’s a great attitude, Kookie. It’s your year too, year of the black rabbit.

Yoongi also saying a year with no ups and downs would be awesome, thank you. And also him throwing a HUGE hint out there for us... so tantalizing... a step closer to his dream, something he’s been wanting to do...

Hobi seemed happy and I really love it when he says stuff like admitting he’s learned a lot since he released Jack in the Box. He really seems like he has his shit together. He’s smart, talented and comes across as having a very balanced attitude toward life. 

EDIT: I wanted to add also that Hobi is fearless, not in that he’s never afraid, he admits he is all the time, but that he faces those fears with determination. He sets his mind to doing something and no matter what, he does it. He’s got shit he wants to do and by god, he’s gonna get it done!

During their comments I kept expecting them to add something like “before I enlist...” or “in the time I will have in 2023, I will...” but they never acknowledge it.  I hope they are able to make good memories for themselves and accomplish the things they hope to in 2023 since we pretty much know where they will be by the end of the year. 

[pepprs]

ok so updates w more detail now that i have a little more time to think / write it out. ik it’s silly / tmi to do this on tumblr dot com but whatever lol

i am 90% sure im going to rhode island for a conference in october. this one ive known about for a while and it’s not a big deal bc im not presenting or anything and i’ll know a lot of ppl there and the topic / contrnt / theme is completely in my wheelhouse so i will not be alone and i’ll be in the know abt stuff. lole

i am… 60% sure im going to chicago for a conference in november. and presenting. and i’ll be the only one from my team there. and this will be at a huge like… convention type thing in a field that is not mine and i won’t know anyone there except the other delegation members who will likely all be from the same department. it’s 5 days (!!!) and idk if i’ll be there the whole time but i kinda want to be even if most of it won’t be relevant to me bc.. like id be going alone bc everyone wants me to develop confidence and stuff and realize i can do it and represent us independently. and i want that. but im also fucking terrified in part bc this would be my first time traveling independently since brighton (so like in almost 4 yrs lol). also i have been to chicago before (in 2018 for a different conference) so im scared to like. revisit that. but also excited. like what if i meet someone? but what if im being pushed into this or pushed away? idk and now i can’t focus or articulate myself well bc there’s too much noise and everyone is trying to talk to me (i need to actually be doing work b it im typing this instead bc im freaking the fuck out over all these developments lol). anyways

also…….. i am……. 60% sure i am going to. take a graduate level course this semester. on mondays from 4:30-7. and then apply to be part of that masters program it’s in starting in the spring and ahve that class + a possible winter class count towards the credits. and it would take me 3 yrs to finish the masters. i don’t want one for the sake of havign one and i REALLY don’t want to be in the hell of being torn away from work and self care to do school stuff. but i need a masters degree and have had my eye on this program since i was a sophomore in undergrad and it seems kinda meant to be a little bit. and i get 100% tuition remission bc i work here LOLLLLL so it’ll be completely free which is huge!!!!! and it’s like why the fuck not if i have this opportunity but also im so scared and idk if im cut out for grad school due to my mental illness (unironically lol). help

also i switched desks this week and now i sit where my old supervisor (and my new supervisor / her successor LMAO) sat and this one colleague i have in a different dept who is the sweetest person EVER keeps commenting on it and saying im my old supervisors protege and that im the new her and. it’s making me want to scream a little bit but idk if it’s in a good way or bad way

[melancholiaenthroned]

nobody on discord wants to hear about this anymore so im putting it HERE. oversharing tmi etc etc. anyway its crazy the over the counter cream for vaginal atrophy (no one will prescribe me topical estrogen. i have an appointment in may w the THIRD doctor ill be asking (my endo wasnt sure if it would interact badly w my t and is just referring me somewhere else which. whatever) and im sorry but i need this fixed NOW) relief includes like a scary little piston you have to use to shove it up there cuz ud think u know one of the main symptoms is that shoving smth up there hurts bad and that there basically isnt even a hole like its caved in ok there was a rockslide and nothing is getting in there. and its dry as hellll and i dont want to be lubing up this piston cuz also its impossible to take apart to clean and yet i have to reuse it for the whole 20 uses or whatever which is CRAZY. like im washing it but idk if im getting it as clean as i could if like. i could actually disassemble it. or if they were disposable like ok i hate plastic waste too but its basically a huge tampon u have to reuse. is that not nasty to anyone else

[90363462]

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So, Guess How Long (Many) Women Want Sex To Last?

A minute-man isn't that bad. It all depends on how many minutes we're talking about.

Shellie R. Warren

Nov. 11, 2021 05:39PM EST

OK, so when I sat down to write this, there were two songs that immediately came to mind — "Wanna Make Love to You All Night Long" by Lillo Thomas and "One Minute Man" by Missy Elliot (feat. Ludacris). If you're familiar with either one (preferably both), I'm sure you can get, from the title alone, why my memory was triggered by them. Because you know what? Due to my own sexual experience, the clients I work with, the random conversations that I've had and all of the reading and research that I do on the topic of sex, if there's one conclusion that I've confidently come to, it's that women don't a man who can physically have sex all night long nor do we want someone who lasts for only a couple of minutes. The ideal sex partner lands somewhere in between — and actually a lot closer to the "minute man" side than many would care to admit.

And just how much closer are we talking about? From a study that I read, you just might be surprised. Let's unpack this just a little bit further, shall we?

What’s Up with This “All Night Long” Ish?

Anyone who is a true R&B fan knows that there are literally countless songs that talk about having sex/making love all night long. Yet unless you've actually been with a partner who's attempted to make this happen, you'll never get how much something can sound great in theory and yet be annoying AF in real-time. While it might be TMI if any of you read my article "14 Lessons I've Learned From 14 Sex Partners", you already know that I kinda get down that way, so it's whatever. That said, one of those 14 is who introduced me to the revelation that some people really can go on forever…and ever…AND EVER. He wasn't small in size (check out "BDE: Please Let The 'It Needs To Be Huge' Myth Go"), he was freaky as all get out and pretty aggressive too. While when we first started having sex, it was like a true adventure, after a few months, it was more vaginally irritating and a bit like Chinese water torture, the sex version, if I'm to be completely honest. I think it was because he was so focused on going on forever that it stopped being all that pleasurable.

Hmph. Come to find out, ole' boy had a low-key cocaine habit that I didn't know about which connected the dots for all of those things. Oh, but he wasn't the only one who was like this. Another ex of mine would pull out and wait, go back in and rinse and repeat. After about an hour, I was ready to bring things to some sort of conclusion while he was acting like he had something to prove — in his mind, the longer things took, the more memorable, in the best way possible, he would be. 

Yeah, you've gotta watch those guys who may not bring drug (or heavy alcohol) influence into the bedroom but instead, they go with their ego — oftentimes, they aren't having sex with you at all; they are having sex at you so that they can tell themselves how good they were…regardless of what your opinion may be.

Does that mean that I am totally against all-night-long sex? Eh. I'm not much of a fan of the literal notion of that. Meaning, I don't think I would ever want to have sex, without stopping, for more than 60 minutes or so. Now, having sex, spooning for a catnap, going at it again, spooning for a few more hours, and going at it again — oh, I think there should be a holiday for that. But thinking that a man being able to go for a billion minutes plus tax is the sign of a good lover really needs to be left in the movies — and even those are only a couple of hours long. The bottom line here — it's not only unrealistic to want a man to go all night but, if we're really honest with ourselves, a lot of us don't like it when it comes even close to happening anyway. So, what exactly is the timeframe that brings us pleasure and joy? Good question.

How Long Do Most of Us Actually Want Sex to Be?

I write about sex quite a bit on here, so while I can't recall exactly which articles, I know I've shared, on more than a few occasions, that when it comes to how long it takes a man to climax, he can do it in five minutes while it generally takes us around 20 minutes (including foreplay). Well, according to a study that was conducted last year, the time that we need has gotten down to something very specific. Apparently, what we need in order to reach a full-on orgasm are 13.41 minutes.

OK, but that's how long it takes to "see the mountain."Based on what a different study revealed, how long do most of us actually want sex to last? 25.51 minutes (do you agree?). Here is what's interesting about that, though. Another study that was published byThe Journal of Sexual Medicinestated that there is actually an ideal time for vaginal intercourse to transpire and it's shorter than both of the times that I just stated — between 7-13 minutes. Yep, according to the journal, we all should be able to get the job done (and feel all the better for it), in less time than it takes to watch half of an Insecure episode.

Is there anything that alters this conclusion? Sure. Things like the state of two people's health, what their personal preferences are and even the current state of their connection with one another could result in sex being much shorter or longer than — rounding off here — 10 minutes long. However, the bigger point (at least to me) is this kind of data is important because the belief that good sex — or a good sex partner — is someone who has to be the Energizer Bunny — you know, going on…and on…and on — is wrapped up in fallacy. Sex doesn't have to be long in order to be good. Not by a long shot.

Remember That It Should Always Be About Quality over Quantity

And this is why I think quickies should get more respect than they oftentimes do. If sex, for us, is typically preferred when it's between 7-13 minutes long, that means that morning sex, shower sex, and pulling stuff up and down when you've got a few minutes to spare in the kitchen or car— these things shouldn't be seen as sexual consolation prizes. In fact, after reading all of what I just said, there should be more reasons to treat them as top-tier activities because what all of this intel revealed, more than anything else, it's that more women are into quality sex than how much time someone takes in the bedroom (quantity).

In fact, dare I say, that the reason why those of us who want more time push for it, it's so that "he" will get more minutes (or hours…geez) to figure out what we need to get where we want things to go (if you catch my drift). Meaning, if he hits it right, we don't need an hour; we're actually extending an hour so that he can — and will.

Again, just so we're clear, I'm all about having more than one round in a night. All of these studies and what I've shared aren't talking about that. But that on…and on…AND ON one round of sex stuff? If a man says he's doing it for us, share with him this article because, according to the sourced data, something in that buttermilk ain't clean. We'd rather have 10 minutes of really good intercourse than an hour of subpar pounding. Words to live by. Lie down on too. #wink

For more love and relationships, sex, dating tips and tricks, and marriage advice, check out xoNecole's Sex & Love section here.

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[ana-rends]

vent below, srry (cw: sex tmi, emeto)

sorry for coming back just to vent. planning on relapsing when i'm home from vacation.

finally met my boyf in real life!!!!!!! finally been sleeping next to him most nights and kissing him and holding him and hanging out with him. it's been really nice just being here with him, except for, y'know, the horrors （＾ω＾）

he can't fuck me. he keeps trying but he just can't stay hard. he says it's something wrong with him, probably from jerking off too much or whatever, maybe nerves, maybe whatever. i don't know. we thought maybe him trying to jerk off without me involved would help, since it would get him back into the swing of things maybe. i suggested maybe if i go shower or something. tonight he tried fucking me again even though i missed a dose of my pill a day ago but whatever i don't really care, and he still couldn't stay hard, so we said fuck it maybe we try again later. he managed to fuck me for longer this time, so it was a start. he suggested that tonight he try jerking off while i'm asleep since he's an insomniac and then he can wake me up to finish in my mouth since i keep asking for more somno stuff, so i was pretty excited. but then he kinda rushed me to bed when i wasn't ready to sleep, so i just lay there secretly watching him jerk off to videos of japanese girls walking around supermarkets with no panties under their skirts until he noticed i was still awake, and then i told him i'd roll over and keep trying to sleep so he could keep going, but i still couldn't sleep and so eventually he said he was too hot to cum anyway so i asked if he wanted to do something like play a game or whatever and he said he wanted to fuck me and so he tried but he couldn't stay hard, and then i tried sucking him off and he couldn't get hard for that either, and then i made a stupid snarky comment and he got worried and then we just cuddled and now he's asleep. it's not his fault.

watching him jerk off to those girls, man. i wondered how often he jerks off to guys. i wonder if they're guys who look like me. i wonder if they're guys with cocks and if he'd still like me if i had a cock. if they're guys who have hairy chests and are a little chubby, or if they're all skinny tboy twinks with cunts like i used to be before testosterone. he says he worships me and i know he's into body hair but is he into my bush or my chest hair? he says he loves me at any size but does he? does he jerk off to fat girls? fat boys? or is it all skinny girls who get to walk out in skirts with no panties? if they have cocks, are they tgirls or girls in hentai? when i send him videos of me fucking myself and saying his name, does he jerk off to them? does he want me? looking at me isn't enough to keep him hard. i was right to think that i'm not good enough but i loved him too hard and i trusted too much. at least my ex practically begs for nudes sometimes, even if it has three other partners. at least somebody fucking wants me. i know it cums to pictures of me, but i still don't believe that he does. he makes me cum so hard and it scares me that i can't do the same. but i don't want him to feel worse about it because i know he already feels upset and embarrassed. i've been reassuring him the whole time that it's ok and i'm not upset and i just want him to feel good, and it's true, but even still i wonder if he'd say my name when he came.

i want to *ve when i get home. i want to make it there. i've been maintaining around 129lb it seems like. my mom took the scale when she left and the one i ordered didn't show up before i left and i waited weeks, but i weighed myself here and that's what i was. maybe he'll want me if i'm 110. he'll hate himself for it but he won't be able to deny it. i hope he can't stop himself. i hope he wants me bad enough to actually do something about it. i need to get thinner. maybe i'll start purging again, i really really need the doctors to get me on antidepressants and back in therapy but they're taking literal actual no exaggeration years (nhs moment) so if i hurt myself maybe they'll notice? who knows. could get skinny and get help at the same time.

i hope i can sleep soon.

[freezi-drink]

Rant about medical issues under the cut (it's honestly tmi, and a very long post, feel free to scroll)

A couple Fridays ago (the 8th?) I went to the ER at like 7 in the morning for lower abdominal pain that I just assumed was from PCOS but it was bad enough to need ER grade painkillers, so I went and they gave me painkillers (which didn't do jack shit), and gave me an IV*, and did a blood test and a vaginal ultrasound, and they wanted to do a urine test too but with tummy pain obvs my first thought is to go to the bathroom just to rule things out so I couldn't give a sample when I was there and they Wouldn't Let Me Drink Water (ik this is probs what they Have To Do, but still annoying), so the Dr ended up canceling it and saying it was probs just the PCOS anyway. So he sends me home with a couple prescriptions and I'm like yeah ok whatever. I get home, the hospital calls, said I left my favorite flannel, my dad and I head out to get that, grab my prescriptions, and a smoothie to hopefully get some calories in me. Before he could even leave the smoothie king I made him pull over so I could throw up. Well I'm still laying on the bedroom floor in pain for several hours, even with my dad giving me the prescription painkillers as often as the pharmacist said he could, but I vomit from pain Twice (the first time losing my smoothie so I have No food in me)(also, the best way i found to sit to minimize pain was on my knees with my forehead on the floor, which was NOT helping the nausea lmao) and when I was sitting on the floor of the bathroom bc I was nauseous a fourth time and didn't really feel like throwing up on the bedroom floor, we decided to just cave and go back to the ER. So we go, it's super busy so I sit in the waiting room for probably 20 minutes, they put me in a hallway with reclining chairs and curtains (they had enough space to give me a room that morning) and by this point I am loudly sobbing in pain. I will myself into sitting still so the nice nurse man can give me a new IV in the other arm**, and they order me a urine sample and a CT scan with contrast. Luckily, though, the nurse I got was a saint and made sure I got my morphine shot before they took me for the CT. Anyway, I'm waiting, the morphine isn't working great, but it's there, but then, out of nowhere, the morphine STOOS WORKING so im back to Very Loud Sobbing, and this nurse, wonderful man he is, comes over and says "so I put your pain at a ten, cool?" And it's funny but I'm still dying so they give me toroidal (which helped A LOT btw, i was sleepy and giggling for a While) and once it had kicked in he wheeled me over to the restroom for the urine sample, which was all fine and good, we passed a girl in the hall that I went to highschool with, he even paused the wheelchair so I could say hi, and when they eventually finished their testing, they essentially said "our bad man, 👎it's actually kidney stones :/" and told me that I had already passed some, but that there were some still there that could pass anytime between that night and a year from now. So they give me a whole slew of drugs - antibiotics, prostate relaxer (for the bladder? idk), nausea pills, two different pain meds (one lighter, one heavier) and sent me home. Cut to now, it appears that the time has come for at least one to pass, and it FUCKING HURTS and i'm ON MY PERIOD***, screaming swears into the ceiling, and generally having a bad time, so basically my life sucks lmao

*I have been to the ER many, many times, and had many, many IVs before, but Not Once has it ever hurt, and this shit HURT. As soon as I took off the bandage, there was a massive bruise that has lasted over a week. :|

**this IV was wonderful, and didn't even leave a little baby bruise, barely even a mark, ily nurse that was assigned to me mwah

***also its not just period pain, I do in fact know the difference now :|

[lnights]

Hey Awkward,

(Sorry if tmi) I am still sick, my face hurts and to top this shit sandwich off I have the period from hell to the point I cannot concentrate on Harry Potter 🤬… I blame the little biohazards I work with for the former

My comfort food and film are not helping and everything fucking hurts so I was wondering if we can get some band sick comfort - maybe Olli as he’s always the one who plays doctor.

I hope that made sense my brain feels like cotton wool

Love and fluffy Bat hugs (though from a distance don’t need you getting ill)

Anxious 🦇🖤

Hi Anxious dear,

🍍🍇🫐 have your fruit and drink and try to get some sleep.

...

"Stay in your bed or I am having Tommi stuff you back in there."

Aleksi rolled his eyes at Olli but couldn't hold back a cough, curling up slightly in his bunk.

Getting sick on tour was the worst, Aleksi thought disgruntled. Olli had been sick as well but he had gotten better after a couple days.

Aleksi though, it had seemed to settle in his chest, his cough getting worse even as his stuffed nose cleared, making it hard for him to move on stage.

He had to get better, he couldn't let them cancel another show...

Although they could always go on without him...

He didn't love either scenario but he knew it would get there soon if he didn't get better. But he couldn't lay in his bunk all day either, he was going nuts!

Olli was still at the front of his bunk, the curtain pulled back enough to look at him.

"Try to get some more sleep," Olli said, voice softer then before.

"I can't sleep all day." Aleksi argued, "eventually I just can't." He broke off has a cough tore through him.

Olli sighed, "I think you need to see a doctor, that sounds bad, Ale."

"I get sick too easy." Aleksi grumbled, "I'm not missing a show for it."

"We'll do whatever we have to, don't worry about that."

Aleksi took a breath to argue, an insecurity on the tip of his tongue, but he decided against it, there was no reason to bother Olli with it.

But his bandmate saw it.

"what's wrong?"

Aleksi tried to shrug the question away, but a moment later Olli had crawled in the bunk with him, pulling the heavy curtain closed.

"You'll get sick!" Aleksi tried to protest.

"Already was," Olli argued, voice low, "tell me what's up. It's not that big of a deal, people get sick, it happens."

"Don't wanna let you guys down." Aleksi muttered, finding his head pressed against Olli's shoulder in the cramped space.

Olli sighed, moving his arm so it was around him instead, his head ending up on Olli's chest.

"You should know us better then that by now," Olli told him softly, "we've got your back regardless whatever happens. If you have to sit out a couple shows, we'll deal; no one will think less of you for it. Now please try to get some more sleep."

Laying against Olli, his reassuring words and presence helped lull him back to sleep.

He was right of course, he thought. His boys always had his back.

It would be ok.

...

Somehow this became an American tour sick fic 😅

[itgirlgyurecs]

[by your side 100% of the time you cannot get rid of him.]

okay why do i feel like I would hate him ( proceeds super glue our backs together 👀)

[cooks for you !!! tries to make your food as interesting as possible so you won't get bored, without adding things that will make you feel worse or aren't good for you]

THIS THIS THIS OMG I HAVE THIS THING ( not me everyone) where I would literally not any shit like nothing at all except water and hot drinks. he is so real giving it his twists and making it eatable 😢😢😢 lemme wife u up 🤧

[infact don't even speak, he'll learn morse code so you can just beep him whenever you need]

SHUT UP THIS IS SO FUCKINH HILARIOUS BUT ALSO SO YEONJUN CODE HE'D BE LIKE BABY BAT YOUR LASHES ONE TIME FOR KISS ANS TWO TIMES FOR A MAKE OUT SESSION!!!!

(he's ontop of you so much he probably catches whatever you have)

he's so real for this!!!! I NEED ME A WIFE LIKE YEONJUN ASAP MY LIL QUEEN IN HIS LIL APRON!! 😔

[1. because it's gross 2. because he hates seeing you in pain but mainly because it's gross]

ik he is real for it but I would also use the clothe he's wearing to wipe my nose EVERYTIME

[you're not staying in his bed i'm sorry he's gonna come over to your house to take care of you during the day and go home to his snot free blankets at night]

fuck soobin but this is literally whenever a family member gets sick like OK imm a take care of you in YOUR room.

["sorry guys yn's still dying i can't come to work today"]

im sorry but he's so FUCKING BLUNT YES DEFINITELY WORD It THAT WAY it's the sagittarius mercury we be suffering 😩🤷🏻‍♀️

[but then it starts getting worse and he comes home to you falling over yourself in the kitchen because of your dizzy spells and nearly has a stroke]

BRO IMAGINE YOU FAINT and he faints after seeing you faint and after you wake up have lug around his half dead boy lmao with your weak ass

("mom they just took a really deep breath does that mean something")

This is so ducking funny ik literally slapping my thighs ( mentally bc im laying down)

(i know practically everyone in moaville would say he'd tease the shit out of you but in my head he'd be the most worried for you)

bro literally he'd be near deaths door with how worried sick he'd be, he's hella sensitive like that

SNOTTY BABY STFU! I JUST IMAGINED HIM GOING HAHA SNOTTY BABY AND THEN HAVE A PANICED BROKEN LAUGH

[surprisingly good at negotiation like you're being stubborn because you don't want to take your medicine and he's like "if you drink the cough syrup i'll let you listen to the demos for our next comeback" and before you know it you've sold your childhood home to him for 3/4 of the initial price ]

THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD IM SO ENTERTAINED HOW DO YOU THINK OF THEM OMG

[his first instinct is to take you to the doctor to figure out what's wrong but gets into a fight with doctor for charging him 19382928 won just to press his hand to your forehead and tell him you have a head cold (terry is against this capitalist society]

it's LITERALLY Canon TERRANCE AGAINST CAPITALIST ( imagine in a few years he gets exposed for buying idk a penguin in a bikini nft)

ok tmi im hella against of going to docs but I'm sure they will give me small dose meds to get me admitted to hospital that's why i try to wait it out bur my sister is opposite so I hid from her and thats how I ended up taking an iv at home lmao

[changes your entire lifestyle to the maximum efficiency so you get better as quickly as possible and makes sure you stick to it]

THIS IS GIVING ME WAR FLASHBACKS WHY IS IT ALWAYS TERRY?!?!

("how'd you know i wanted water?" "you looked thirsty") bro it could go two ways...

taehyun is such a cute little tsundere my younger child I love him so much omg but the way you write him he's such a boss baby I LOVE HIM

(probably calls his sisters too) men with only sisters >>>>>>>>

("wow yn!! i can't believe you ate all your soup!!! you're so cool!!!")

tell me why this mf would pull a stunt like here comes the airplane vrooooooom and you'd have to comply bc you don't want him to feel embarrassed

(probably lies and tells you they're all super rare and he's the only one in the world who has them)

I just let out thr biggest sign I want to laminate this man in a air tight package and protect him!!!!!!!??

(taehyun asks you to get sick more often if it means he doesn't have to fight his way through the ironing board and bike to get to the sink)

and now taehyun. pretends to get sick to get the same effect and hyuka is like: wdy want me to do?

this was so freaking hilarious omg! you're a comedic GENIUS I WAS LITERALLY CACKIMG LIKE A GODDAMN WITCH EVERY TWO SECOND AND DURING EVERY LINE!!! and i love your characterization of txt so so so much in these like I could literally imagine all of them here that's literally them!!!! and I have this thing since I was a child where I was like yk would you'd s/o do the things your parents do when you get sick like won't you be a burden to them? this kinda helps ease that thought a bit, like maybe you'd not be a burden to them. this wa so so so incredibly soft and cute and also hilarious!

hi love I HAVE A RQQQ- TXT OR ENHA WITH A SICK S/O PLEASE!! i have a killer cold and the worst dizzy spells ever nd i would love some comfort 😞😞 thank u sm

★ ✯ ☆ TXT WITH A SICK!S/O

★ pairing. txt x gn!reader genre. fluff, comfort warnings. mentions of food wc. 100-300 each

✯ synopsis. txt with a sick s/o!!

☆ a/n. firstly i am so sorry this took 4 months 💀 writers block is the bane of my existence. i do hope this manages to bring you some comfort though :( please do take care of yourself and get well soon! (even though you are most likely not sick anymore 😭) also how ironic is it that i'm currently sick... :')

YEONJUN | 연준

by your side 100% of the time you cannot get rid of him.

he's over your bed when you wake up in the morning, waiting outside the bathroom door for you, laying right next to while you're sleeping. everywhere you are, so is yeonjun

will bend over backwards to get you anything you need

water? medicine? soup? more blankets? less blankets? he's on it before you can even ask

cooks for you !!! tries to make your food as interesting as possible so you won't get bored, without adding things that will make you feel worse or aren't good for you

you're bedridden. don't even try to fight him

he won't let you lift a finger, he wants you to get as much rest as possible so you can get better as quickly as possible

infact don't even speak, he'll learn morse code so you can just beep him whenever you need

if his schedule allows he'll stay home with you and be by your side every second of the day, if not he's texting you every free moment he has to make sure you're okay

would definitely call in sick if you were feeling particularly tired and need his care that day

has multiple reminders to make sure you're taking your medicine on time, will scold you if you're even a second late

he'll never tell you but he secretly enjoys you being sick . . .

he love love loves to take care of you, especially when you call on him to do things for you it makes him all giddy knowing you need him (he's not a creep i swear)

he's ontop of you so much he probably catches whatever you have

atleast you're sick together

SOOBIN | 수빈

hates to see you sick

1. because it's gross 2. because he hates seeing you in pain but mainly because it's gross

you're not staying in his bed i'm sorry he's gonna come over to your house to take care of you during the day and go home to his snot free blankets at night

gets your medicine mixed up all the time and complains it's the doctor's fault for prescribing ones that look so similar

low-key takes advantage of this situation so he can skip work and spend some quality time with you LMAOOO

"sorry guys yn's still dying i can't come to work today"

at first it's fun because you just have your average head cold so he doesn't worry too much

but then it starts getting worse and he comes home to you falling over yourself in the kitchen because of your dizzy spells and nearly has a stroke

panik

he starts stressing like a mad man after that

probably gets himself sick just with how stressed out he is it's a problem

definitely calls his mom for help he doesn't know what to do

updates her on every little thing you do

"mom they just took a really deep breath does that mean something"

buys the entire pharmacy

wants to kick himself for not taking it seriously when you first got sick he feels so guilty 😭

although you did enjoy his company and the endless marvel marathons so all is well

will not leave you alone. you have to shit with the door open.

will do everything for you even if you're perfectly capable of doing it yourself

from brushing your hair to fluffing your pillows he's gonna do it all

he'll even clean for you, that's his ultimate declaration of love

in the end he didn't really do much to nurse you back to health but A for effort

BEOMGYU | 범규

i know practically everyone in moaville would say he'd tease the shit out of you but in my head he'd be the most worried for you

googles every single one of your symptoms and then cries himself to sleep because myonlineclinic.com told him you have cholera and 6 days to live

the only reason he'd tease you is to mask his worry

he'd watch you go through 60 boxes of tissues and be like "omg my snotty baby" but on the inside he's freaking out 😭

your pain is his pain, the way you feel affects him and his mood drastically

he's irritable when you are, he's tired when you are, your appetites probably sync too

puts a curse on whoever spread their nasty germs to you with ginger roots and vinegar

i think he'd also be the most sympathetic since he gets sick a lot more often than the others

so gentle and understanding compared to his usual self it's a little scary 😭

surprisingly good at negotiation like you're being stubborn because you don't want to take your medicine and he's like "if you drink the cough syrup i'll let you listen to the demos for our next comeback" and before you know it you've sold your childhood home to him for 3/4 of the initial price

will whip out his guitar and sing for you in a heartbeat if you ask him too

obviously tries to crack jokes and make you smile so you don't feel too miserable, he feels so accomplished even if you just scoff at him 🙁

gets back to his usual annoying self once you're better though

TAEHYUN | 태현

ironically, he doesn't know what to do

he rarely gets sick and when he does it passes in a day or two, so when you've been coughing like you have bronchitis for the past week he feels so lost

his first instinct is to take you to the doctor to figure out what's wrong but gets into a fight with doctor for charging him 19382928 won just to press his hand to your forehead and tell him you have a head cold (terry is against this capitalist society)

also buys the entire pharmacy

changes your entire lifestyle to the maximum efficiency so you get better as quickly as possible and makes sure you stick to it

strict like a prison warden, sometimes you wonder if he actually loves you

which he obviously does, but it's hard to believe so when he avoids any unnecessary contact with you as if you have the plague

takes you outside every once in a while to get some fresh air, he feels stuffy just watching you sit around

it also keeps you active 💪

he's always pestering you to wash your hands

will not let you touch him otherwise

makes sure he keeps your space clean, always has tissues and anything else you might need within your reach

at your aid 24/7

you take up a colossal space in his heart he's so soft for you

flying to your side before you even say anything

you don't even have to tbh he can read your mind

"how'd you know i wanted water?" "you looked thirsty"

if he notices you're feeling extra miserable he'll sing for you to cheer you up

swallows his pride because he's down bad and pulls out his best southern accent when you ask him to sing country music

he will be teased for the next millenia but it was worth it for you

he's like an overbearing mother but you get better the fastest when he's taking care of you

HUENINGKAI | 휴닝카이

another mama's boy

probably calls his sisters too

hiyyih would tell him to soak your pills in vegetable oil as a joke but he'll actually do it because he's just that hopeless

he's unable to think straight he just wants to do everything in his power to make you feel better 😭

although he gets the hang of it pretty quickly, he's a fast learner and genuinely enjoys taking care of you

always praising you !!

"wow yn!! i can't believe you ate all your soup!!! you're so cool!!!"

tries to distract you by showing you his entire collection of pokemon cards

probably lies and tells you they're all super rare and he's the only one in the world who has them

does his best not to cause you any stress, he just wants you to focus on resting

the things this man does because he loves you istg

he cleans the entire dorm because it's a breeding ground for bacteria and he doesn't want anything making you more sick

the guys come home to the house spotless they're just like 🤯🤯🤯🤯

taehyun asks you to get sick more often if it means he doesn't have to fight his way through the ironing board and bike to get to the sink

he even lets you play on his DS he's down bad

side rant: i feel like kai is secretly a neat freak, he abhors the sight of filth but is just too lazy to do anything about it so he forces himself to deal with it 💀

anyway he's such a sweetheart :( does his best to keep the mood up even if you're feeling miserable because your nose is so filled with so much snot that you can't breathe

his positive energy definitely rubs off on you!!!

he actually does a good job taking care of you, he's a bit stressed at first but you're back to good health in no time !!!

© OX1-LOVESICK ── all rights reserved. do not copy, translate, alter, or repost my work without my explicit permission.

[lo-frequency]

Hi I love your blogand your writinh so much it's so good!

Could I request a shoto/denki and toga x chubby reader (if you're not comfortable writing with toga you can just to denki and shoto) thanks!

Fortunately for you, anon, I did them all! (and it's kinda long, so my bad lol) Also, there's mention of insecurity in Toga's, but it quickly turns to fluff. As always, please enjoy!

Denki

-Believe it or not, Denki was nervous to confess to you because he was afraid of being rejected. You’re so cute and cool and that he was sure there’s no way you actually returned his feelings. It was worth a shot, tho. So imagine his joy when you said you felt the same way :)

-Rants about you all the time to his friends, to the point where they feel like they know you personally before you’ve even met. They also get to hear all the tmi stories about what the two of you do alone, because he can’t help himself (if they don’t walk away first, lol).

-He knew you looked squishy before, but couldn’t believe how soft your skin was when he finally got to hold you. It was almost unfair. He often finds himself caressing your skin mindlessly whenever you’re close together, hand always ghosting across your arm or hand (or your thigh ;) ).

-Lays back on you to play video games, his head cushioned by your pillowy chest and the rest of his body situated between your legs as you watch him play. Play in his hair or rub his arms and he will fall asleep. The tingly feeling he gets when cuddling with you is his favorite kind of electricity.

-Zaps your butt “by accident”

-Easily flustered, but he tries to play it off with his cool act. Just kiss his cheek or tell him he’s handsome and watch him ramble about knowing he’s “irresistible” until he flushes red up to his ears.

-Denki can be pretty corny at times but he does have his serious moments, mostly when you two are alone together. He shows you what’s beneath his goofy facade, a boy with dreams and aspirations just like everyone else. After seeing this side of him, it’s a little irritating to hear people reduce him to an idiot (although he does have his moments 💀)

-Them thighs tho 😏 “Dang babe, you been working out?” “Not really, Kaminari” He clucks his tongue. “Sheesh, imagine being that thicc...naturally” he says, shaking his head as if it were a shame.

-Truly believes he has the best s/o in the whole school. Does not take offense to being called a simp 🤷🏾‍♀️.

-Wasn’t aware of it at first, but became super attracted to people with your same body type. His eyes always lingered on them in public, and he couldn’t help but think they were kinda hot (sorry, y/n)

-Very affectionate, but loves to receive as much as give, so please give this man plenty of kithes and hugs, he gets the shakes if he doesn’t get his daily dose of Y/n love.

-Y’all are so silly together, always cracking jokes or giggling about something. You eventually develop a similar sense of humor, and have so many inside jokes people can’t decipher your conversation. If anybody has anything negative to say about y’all: Denki puts his hand over his earpiece and says to you (from right next to him) “Pikachu to Big Sexy, I’m picking up some negative vibes on the radar, do you copy?” And you, holding your hand up to your own ear, say “Affirmative, doing a diagnostic scan...it’s a hater, confirmed.” Cue the obnoxious laughter, lmaoo

-Never forgets the anniversaries or relationship milestones. He even remembers the date of yall’s first kiss, and thinks about it every time the date passes (although he wouldn’t tell you that tho, that would be too sappy, even for him).

Shoto

-The way you and Shoto became acquainted was a little unorthodox. You fell on him during a training session one day, and the feeling of your soft body pressed against his was a new experience for him, to put it mildly. Shoto stood up from it a changed man. Call it an awakening, if you will.

-You were a little put off by all his staring since that incident, thinking he didn’t like you despite all your profuse apologies. But after Izuku dropped hints that it was probably fascination rather than contempt, your relationship progressed smoothly from there (thanks mostly to your efforts, since Shoto had no clue how to approach you).

-Shoto still had a staring problem once y’all became official, too. Whenever you asked him what he was looking at, he was not ashamed to tell you exactly why: you are too fine not to stare (ok, maybe he didn’t say it exactly like that)

-Not overly affectionate in public, but has a tendency to always stand or sit close to you whenever he can. Just sharing the same space is intimate to him.

-Sharing a bowl of soba noodles 💕

-Buys you expensive gifts all the time, and loves to see you using them. Especially if it’s clothes, it’s like a piece of him is always with you even when you’re not together (plus, it shows you’re all his ;) ).

-Now, I’m gonna tell y’all a little secret. It’s pretty shocking, so be warned: Shoto sometimes pretends to be oblivious when you hint at wanting affection, just to make you beg for it. Maybe you brush your hand against his, and he moves it. Or maybe he saw you lean for a kiss and he casually turns the other way just to hear you complain. He likes it, makes him feel wanted.

-Devious, I know, but just get even 😏

-When y’all are alone, he loves when you hold him close and just sit there, peacefully enjoying each other’s presence. He also likes to lay on your lap while reading a book or watching tv with you, slowly nodding off as you comb your fingers through his hair.

-Obsessed with you, but not in an unhealthy way, it’s just that you’ve become such a big part of his life that he kinda...thinks about you all the time. Shoto is canonically not very talkative, but I think that with you, he’d open up more about his true thoughts and feelings. So when he shoots you that blank stare when his classmates are up to some bull, you know exactly what it means.

-Also revels in knowing you that well, too. He’d flex how much he knows about you to the other people and sometimes unintentionally embarrasses you in the process

-For example: “Here Y/n, a cherry popsicle just for you!” Shoto immediately hands you some napkins before adding “Y/n doesn’t usually eat cherry popsicles, they always drop the red juice on their clothes.” Like gee, good looking out Shoto...thanks for telling the whole class I can’t eat without messing up my clothes 💀. He’s sweet tho, he has good intentions.

Toga

-She made it very clear from the beginning that she liked you, and with how smitten she was, who were you to refuse her (aggressive) advances?

- She thought your plump figure was just so cute, one of the cutest things she’d ever seen, and she quickly developed an unhealthy obsession with squeezing your chub.

-When you two are together, Toga is always attached to you in some way, whether she’s hanging off your arm or has her arms looped around your shoulders.

-Starts to eat the same foods you eat, borrow your clothes all the time, listen to your favorite artists, whatever way she could become closer to you

-Writes you love letters or sends you cute text messages all the time, you’re always on her mind, even when she’s on missions. “My Y/n is wayy cuter than you! Let’s get this over quick so I go back to them, ok? 🥰 🔪🔪”

-I know y’all were waiting for this...she most definitely uses her quirk on you. Toga loves you so much, she wants to become you. So one day, you finally allow her to give it a try.

-She tells you to close your eyes, and when she gives you permission to open them, you find yourself staring...yourself in the face. And you do not like it 🤢. There’s something so strange about seeing yourself in 3rd person, in all dimensions. Is this how you look to her, all the time? You quickly lose interest in this little charade, looking everywhere but at yourself as Toga prances around doing sexy poses in your body and giggling. However, when she sees your reaction, she stops.

- “Hm? What’s wrong, Y/n?” she asks with a tilt of (your) her head. You glance at yourself, then look away again. “This is so weird. I don’t like looking at myself” you say, grimacing at the slight bounce and jiggle of your body when she walks toward you.

-In Toga’s eyes, you were absolutely adorable. In fact, she was getting a little hot and bothered just taking peeks at herself (you) in the mirror. She’s used to feeling you up for sure, but being you was a whole other experience. Though, she can understand your insecurity. After all, it’s hard to live in a world that constantly tells you your true self is abnormal. She knows from experience.

-So, she comes up to you with a flirty grin on her face...and starts showering you with kisses, in your body! You start to protest, weirded out by the feeling of your own lips on your cheeks but she would not relent. Toga was determined to show you what being loved (by you) felt like from her perspective, with your irresistible “imperfections” and all 💕

Thanks for tuning in! :)

[themimsyborogove]

ok so, this whole situation seems kind of far fetched in some ways, but tbh I think it's adorable, so just think about it, ok??

god-father ragnor.

during Jocelyn's time in Idris, as time folds closer to the uprising, she really has no one but luke she can fully trust. but he's off away in brocelind (nearly typed broccoli 😭) forest doing his werewolfy things or whatever, so their time together is always scarce.

idk what jocelyn's relationship is like with her parents, but I'd say they know nothing of the uprising, so she probably distanced herself from them.

with no parents or friends she can talk to, who better to go to than the one person in Idris who may or may not understand her predicament? or even offer a shoulder to cry on, or an ear to listen to?

her favourite professor in all of angel land

she goes to ragnor a little at first. just small visit to cheer her up here and then, and sometimes just to even check on ragnor.

but as time goes by, the two slowly get closer. it's not just simple tea visits and talk about the obscenely perfect whether no ones bothered to address until now, but an unspoken friendship between two unlikely people that goes deeper than one may have originally thought.

the two grow from student to teacher, to two people in an honest friendship who care about each other's well-being.

I wanna type a lot more, but this is getting really long, so I'll spit it out — Ragnor visits a few times, to catch up and what not after thinking she was killed in the uprising (isn't that what people thought happened?? wasn't her grave shown in one of the tmi books?), Jocelyn skrrts around the subject and then asks him to take on the roll of Clarys godfather.

she would never put that responsibility on someone she didn't trust, and assuming luke hadn't popped up yet, until ragnor started visits, she'd been truly and utterly alone (babies aren't much good at conversation from my experience.)

ragnor and Jocelyns friendship has so much potential and you're literally the only writer I've seen so far who I believe can do it justice 😩

I couldn’t quite get Ragnor as godfather to work out, but how about Ragnor being the only one Jocelyn trusts to tell about her pregnancy with Clary? I think he’s the only one in canon that she tells the full extent of Valentine’s experiments before the Uprising, so she could trust him with another big secret too.

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The words on the page blurred again, and Ragnor rubbed his eyes to clear them. He glanced at the clock, realizing it had gotten later than he had expected while he was working. He eyed how much of the book was left, weighing if it was worth it to force himself awake to finish it, or if he should just give in for the night and pick up where he left off tomorrow. There were only a few dozen pages left, but the thought of his bed was sounding much more tempting.

A knock on his front door threw both options out the window.

“Jocelyn,” he said, opening the door and standing aside so she could come in. “You look better than the last time I saw you.”

It was, admittedly hard to look worse. The last time he had seen Jocelyn Morgenstern, she had just discovered the extent of her husband’s depravity, and how his experiments with demon blood had affected their young son. He suspected the only thing that had kept her alive after learning something so horrific was the news he had given her that Lucian Graymark was still alive.

“But something is still weighing on you,” Ragnor observed, taking in the shadows under her eyes and the pinched expression on her face.

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Actually you know what? All Crusaders, 47 and 48.

Since I already did avdol in the last post I’m gonna just skip him

47. If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

48. How do they express love.

Jotaro:

-Honestly? He doesn’t completely mind a partner that dotes on him, so long as they clearly actually like him and not just think he’s hot and mysterious or whatever. In terms of preference he likes partners that are more mature and witty, honesty is a virtue to him as well. Tends to be on the reserved side so he kinda needs a partner that will pull him out of his comfort zone and make him put more effort into the romance part of a romantic relationship, so long as they don’t push his buttons too hard.

-A talker he is not, so his primary way of showing he cares about someone is acts of service and quality time. Choosing to be in someone’s presence and willingly doing things on their behalf is the only way someone can note that he prefers their company to other peoples. He’s not a Hardass 100% of the time, just awkward and reversed so it’s easier for him this way.

Polnareff:

-“They need to be absolutely gorgeous! I’m totally attracted to blondes first of all, at least a C cup but I’ll settle for B+ if they’re cute enough. they also need to be -“ ok yeah initially if you ask his stated tastes can be rather shallow, but that’s just him rambling on and not really thinking of the actual relationship aspect of a relationship. In terms of personality, he likes a partner that makes him feel important and strong, someone initially more dependent and a little on the meek side so he can take care of them. But what he NEEDS is a partner that can help manage his burdens and make him realize that he doesn’t have to be responsible for everyone (and it’s not his fault if something happens to them).

-This man cannot shut up about his partner for a fuckkng second. If he’s not gushing to them he’s gushing about them to the annoyance of the other crusaders. #humblebrag, also a bit tmi but doesn’t push it too too far. Other than that, it’s acts of service and gift giving. Likes feeling like a provider so he likes to take care of his partners.

Joseph:

-Ok I think we clearly know his type. People that are more on the…how do I put this politely…hot and stupid side? It’s not that he’s THAT shallow, he just has a preference for easy and fun relationships that don’t get too complicated, and those are usually the people that fit the bill. Though as long as a partner doesn’t “nag him” or stop the spontaneous romance he’s so found of, he can take a more mature and intelligent partner. He finds devotion and coddling to be up there with his requirements for a partner, wants someone to be as crazy about him as he is for them. Kinda needs a partner that can keep him in line, but maybe not obviously so. Subtly influencing him or directing his attention to keep him on the right track is gonna be necessary for someone like him, since direct confrontation just puts him in a stubborn mindset.

-Physical touch and gift giving are his primary ways of showing affection. He’s kind of a sugar daddy, just a little bit, likes spoiling his partners and always has a hand on them no matter what.

Kakyoin:

- Milfs milfs milfs milfs. Ok but Seriously though he prefers a partner that is bubbly, open, sweet, affection, jotaros mom but also mature, timid jotaros mom, ok so maybe holly is EXACTLY his type. He just likes to feel taken care of ok? Someone that devotes a lot of time and affection towards him and makes him feel loved and cared for. Unlike holly though, would like someone that’s also fun and a bit competitive, not necessarily “one of the guys” but someone he can play with and joke around with.

-Physical touch is very important to him, as is quality time. He is very lonely so he needs to be with and feel his partner very often. Can come across as needy because of it, but he tries to be subtle about the it, conveniently going to the same place his partner was going to go or just happened to be in the neighborhood and wanted to stop by since it was close by.

Iggy:

[lavender-annd-lilac]

Curtis was frustrated.

Every single employee working overtime this holiday season: amen brother!!! U said it!! We should be unionized! We should get paid more overtime!!

😤😤😤

Ever since he laid his eyes on you, his cock wouldn’t go soft

70% of employees: oh uh… maybe consult a medical professional? 😳

25% of employees: TMI dude…why do u always talk about this shit? Next time it happens I’m bringing it up with HR 😒

The remaining 5% of employees: heck yeah bro!!! 🤠

The things he wanted to do to you were inappropriate, and now he finally has his chance.

I mean… at least he’s acknowledging it? 🫠

It was unfortunate that the others got to have you first.

Lol these hipsters… ”well, I trespassed on her property and climbed all over her body before everyone else was doing it!”

As Curtis comes across your room, he peeks inside. His brows furrow more when he notices it’s empty.

Lmaoooo 😂 “ goddammit! I used up an “I’m not feeling well” excuse to get out of work for this and she’s not even here???”

My brain for no reason: omgg imagine if the other elves were causing some distraction outdoors…like knocking over xmas decorations on the lawn or throwing mini snowballs at her house, so she goes outside to see what’s up and meanwhile Curtis is running around inside like “Where is this slut everyone keeps talking about 😤😤😤”

Me: STOP! OMFG stop interrupting when I’m trying to read!! I came to read THIS story, not whatever BS u are always coming up with 😡😡😡

My brain: 😭😭😭

Me: oh shit… 🥺….it’s ok buddy we can think of stories later during the work meeting 😓

Brain: *sniff sniff* 🤧 ok but can we also watch that cat TikTok on repeat 40 times in a row? The one with the wiggly ears? 😸

Me: sure, pal, we can do that too 😌

My brain: … hehehe gotcha sucker, works every time 😏

Me: what was that? 🤨

My brain: oh I just said THANKS I feel a lot better now friend 😃

He makes his way to the other room, grunting to himself about having to walk so much

This is me when I have to walk through the entire one-way labyrinth that is IKEA just to get like an $4 item 😩

But if what he’s seen and heard about you, he knows you are worth it

Lol this is like, a burglar complaining about having to wake up early and wall across town to rob the richest persons house 😅 “I can’t fucking believe I have to do all this work to get a buttload of cash and thousands worth in valuables. Why couldn’t these assholes live closer to MY HOUSE 🤬”

As he gets to the entryway, he notices a movie playing.

IT’S THE SAME MOVIE FROM LEE’s STORY 😭😭😭 she’s watching like the extended directors cut of the LOTR trilogy 😖😖😖it’s still going

An annoyed groan leaves his lips when he notices you are still awake. He moves back behind the wall and growls.

Curtis’s eyes widen when his eyes connect with yours.

Me: girl, come on, the LOTR trilogy is great!! Why aren’t u watching the movie 😠

Frozen, he doesn’t know what to do, but when you slowly move down onto your knees, beckoning him to come forward

Lmao I guess he doesn’t have any fear/survival instincts either 🤷‍♀️

“It’s okay… I won’t bite.” Curtis’s eyes move to your lips as you speak, and your soft voice fills his ears. He slowly moves out from behind the wall, taking cautious steps toward you.

Duuuude, this is like when little red riding hood goes up to “her grandma” bc she doesn’t realize it’s a wolf dressed in her grandma’s clothes 😖

His cheeks turn pink as you give him a soft smile.

Aww this is actually so cute tho☺️ he came in all guns blazing like smh can’t believe I have to walk around this whole house to find her 😾 but then she’s nice to him and he’s 😳😳😳

Hesitantly stepping onto your palm that you’ve laid out, a squeak leaves his lips when you lift him, bringing the tiny man to your face.

Is he scared of heights 😭😭😭 that would also be adorable 🥺

You both stare at each other, studying one another

Lol they’re both just like:

His hands rest on both of your cheeks, moving closer to you.

“Suck, you stupid bitch.”

Ok and we’re back to him being a grumpy lil bastard haha 😆 he had like 30 sec of hesitation, realized he wasn’t going to be harmed, and then immediately just made himself the boss of the situation lol

Your lips wrapped around his swollen member, sucking as hard as possible

Reader seems like someone who puts in extra effort at work without being asked. Meanwhile, I’m like cutting every single corner and doing the very minimum lmao 😬

Curtis pokes your forehead, “suck softer, idiot.” 

So are they only mean to reader? Or do they talk to other elves like this irl?

Bc I bet they don’t talk to their boss like that 🤨 no way would they be like “hand over my fucking overtime pay, u oversized asshole” 🙊

even managing to lick his heavy sacks

What size are we working with here, like mini, regular or mega m&m 🤔 (regular lined paper for scale)

His eyes open for a split second and land on some mistletoe hanging above your head

Apparently it’s illegal not to kiss under the mistletoe. And a blowjob is basically equivalent to kissing right? Like substituting a salad for fries at a restaurant.

“You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for this! You know how angry it made me when I had to hear about how much of a whore you’ve been with the others! You’re such a little slut!”

Reader, just trying to suck some dick and not here to listen to his life story 🙄

“Fucking hell! You stupid bitch! I said not so fucking hard! Are you that fucking dumb that you can’t understand simple fucking words?!”

Dude, what if she is tho, huh? That’s not very nice 😠 maybe you should make it easier for her by saying fewer words… like, take out all the swears and you’ve basically cut your word count in half! Much more simple to understand!

His hands come up, and he fixes his pointed hat that’s moved slightly off his head.

They all do this!!! I feel like they get infractions at work if their hats aren’t worn properly, so it’s just instinct now to straighten it 😂

wondering why the small men always taste incredible

Reader is either too kind or too gentle or too something to consider eating them whole. Like, people who came up with milking cows were probably like, hey this milk stuff tastes alright, why don’t we eat the animal it came from too! I bet it would also taste good!!

A sharp poke to your eye causes a yelp to escape you, followed by his tiny voice. “Hello? Are you even listening to me?! Is there anything even up there?”

To the EYE??? 🙈

That’s out of bounds, sir!!! Eye stuff is reserved for horror movies!! So unless u want to get chomped in half, keep your little hands to yourself. This is your first and final warning mister 😠😠😠

He continues to grumble, pointed ears twitching in anger

Omg the ears 🥹🥹🥹 haha ok u can have like 3 warnings before the final warning, and then you might get a small punishment

U know those animal infographics that are like if your dog is wagging his tail like this, it means this! If his ears are flat, it means this!

There needs to be a guide for the elf ears like: this kind of twitching means anger, this kind of twitching means excited!! 🤭

before his gaze sets on your cute nose. He quickly leans forward and places a soft kiss on it.

Lol he’s like “you can’t even follow directions u dumb bitch 😠… anyway 😘” *smooches u and runs off*

You don’t notice two other men near you in your small search for the man. 

𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒐𝒆

🎄christmas masterlist🎄

warning - smut, oral sex, tiny elf male, human reader, swearing, elf nearly dies by vacuum reader, stalker behaviour, some serious poking, very grumpy elf (I think someone pissed in his cheerios)

18+ only please, this is dedicated to @royalsweetteaa especially for giving me this idea! the gif and header aren't mine.

Warnings and Reminders - Please do not plagiarise, copy, repost/republish, adapt, or translate any of my work on any social media platforms, apps, or third-party sites. The only platforms I post my work on are: Tumblr and Wattpad. I do not own any character of any franchise (Marvel etc.) All my works are fiction and may be dark or triggering content: READ ALL WARNINGS BEFORE PROCEEDING.

Curtis was frustrated. Ever since he laid his eyes on you, his cock wouldn’t go soft. You were always on his mind. The things he wanted to do to you were inappropriate, and now he finally has his chance. It was unfortunate that the others got to have you first.

As Curtis comes across your room, he peeks inside. His brows furrow more when he notices it’s empty. From all the stories from the other men except Lee’s, you were always in your room, sound asleep. He turns and heads toward your loungeroom, hoping you are there as his cock throbs desperately in his tights. 

He makes his way to the other room, grunting to himself about having to walk so much just for some woman. But if what he’s seen and heard about you, he knows you are worth it. 

As he gets to the entryway, he notices a movie playing. Slowly, Curtis pokes his head out from behind the wall, spotting your figure on the couch. An annoyed groan leaves his lips when he notices you are still awake. He moves back behind the wall and growls. How was he supposed to satisfy himself if you weren’t asleep?

He decides to peek his head out again. Curtis’s eyes widen when his eyes connect with yours. Frozen, he doesn’t know what to do, but when you slowly move down onto your knees, beckoning him to come forward. His heart begins to beat rapidly against his chest, unprepared for a situation like this.

“It’s okay… I won’t bite.” Curtis’s eyes move to your lips as you speak, and your soft voice fills his ears. He slowly moves out from behind the wall, taking cautious steps toward you. His cheeks turn pink as you give him a soft smile. Hesitantly stepping onto your palm that you’ve laid out, a squeak leaves his lips when you lift him, bringing the tiny man to your face.

You both stare at each other, studying one another before Curtis slowly leans forward. His hands rest on both of your cheeks, moving closer to you. His cock strains against his pants more as he thinks of all the possibilities. His darkened blue eyes glare at you, one hand makes quick work of freeing his throbbing member as he continues to stare into your eyes. 

Your eyes widen, mouth opening slightly as the bold little man takes his cock out. Your gaze flickers down to it, eyes widening more at the sight. A shocked gasp escapes you when he slips between your lips before your eyes close slightly, and a soft moan leaves you at the taste. 

“Suck, you stupid bitch.” Your lips wrapped around his swollen member, sucking as hard as possible. Your eyes snap open as his body flies into your face and a scream leaves his lips. “What the shit! Jesus fucking Christ! I nearly fucking came right then and there! Jesus, woman!” Curtis pokes your forehead, “suck softer, idiot.” 

You begin to softly suck, swirling your tongue around his whole cock, even managing to lick his heavy sacks. Curtis’s head tilts back, his hands tangled in your hair, eyes rolling to the back of his head as sounds of pleasure escape his lips. His hips slowly begin to move, thrusting into your godsent mouth. His eyes open for a split second and land on some mistletoe hanging above your head before a feeling of intense pleasure shoots through him.

“You don’t know how long I’ve been waiting for this! You know how angry it made me when I had to hear about how much of a whore you’ve been with the others! You’re such a little slut!” He snaps, cumming directly into your mouth as you accidentally suck harder. “Fucking hell! You stupid bitch! I said not so fucking hard! Are you that fucking dumb that you can’t understand simple fucking words?!” Curtis growls in frustration, annoyed the pleasure was over too soon. He pokes your forehead as he speaks, pulling his softened cock out of your mouth and tucking it back into his pants. His hands come up, and he fixes his pointed hat that’s moved slightly off his head.

Your brows furrow and a soft moan falls from your plump lips as you savour the sweet taste in your mouth, wondering why the small men always taste incredible. The angry words flying out of the tiny grumpy man go ignored as your mind is focused on the taste that lingers on your tongue. A sharp poke to your eye causes a yelp to escape you, followed by his tiny voice. “Hello? Are you even listening to me?! Is there anything even up there?” He continues to grumble, pointed ears twitching in anger before his gaze sets on your cute nose. He quickly leans forward and places a soft kiss on it. Curtis turns and jumps down, hurrying away as he finally feels satisfied.

You blink, the pain quickly subsiding before you look around for him. You don’t notice two other men near you in your small search for the man. 

One sits behind you, a cold glass of milk between his grasp and a plate of freshly baked biscuits in front of him. Wondering why his worker was always so grumpy and to treat a sweet woman like you like garbage was unacceptable in his eyes.

The other man stalked from behind the window, watching the scene unfold before him with a nasty smirk.

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