#ok that's all i love you guys. if there's any week to be processing big questions and having a funeral it's holy week

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

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[motherish]

4/6/25. An eventful yet very smooth day. 🍏

🪐I had to be up at 4am. The day before I had to work till 8pm. 🫠 So as SOON as I clocked out I zoomed home to sleep. No time to linger on my phone or anything just sleep as much as I can because tomorrow is the big day.

🍒 Pepper is finally getting her hyperthyroidism under control. More like eradicated lol! For years and years it’s just been expensive medicine to help alleviate the problem, but it didn’t SOLVE the problem. The only way to make it go away was to go through this radioactive surgery. Something they do not perform in Vegas. 🥲 So we had to drive out to LA at 4am to make it in time for her doctors appt at 9am where they would perform the surgery and keep Pepper for a week.

🖍️ A week without Pepper. 🏚️ Without her meows and stepping all over my chest and plopping right on my face. I’ve been thinking about this trip since it was scheduled and every time it makes me emotional.

🫀 We were given some medicine to make her woozy/sleepy for the 4hr car ride and that cat LOLLL she did very well! But never really knocked out? Just sat in the carrier and looked around and occasionally said a word or two? She looked so out of it which made her face look sillier than it already is lol but Pepper did so so well!!! 1000/10 I was nervous she would have an accident or still be stressed out but nope! Cool as a cucumber she did wonderfully. 😌

🥝 We got there and they walked us through what would happen with Pepper and how we would have to handle her once we get her back in a week and then had us sign this “if your cat dies” waiver. Which. Hard to really read it cause my eyes immediately got teary. I can’t live without that fuckin cat.

🫕 Said goodbyes and ugh. Yeah just typing this is making me emotional all over again. I know this will help her. I know she needs this. I know it. But it doesn’t make this process any easier. I wish you could tell your pets what’s up. That you’ll be right back and “it won’t be long til you’re home again.” I left the vet with a piece of me missing. 🕳️

🛼 We booked a hotel because no way could we make the drive back operating on little to no sleep. Not to mention, I had to get ready for a concert later! 🍻 Yes! A concert! And I was basically running off fumes. 🫠Once I saw the coffee shop around the corner from our hotel I knew exactly where I needed to be! 👁️ I really enjoyed the short walk by myself down there. Tbh, I wish the walk could have been longer. The weather was wonderful. Just the right amount of sun. Quiet. The whole way I thought “I’m supposed to be at work right now, but I’m here.” 😌 And I couldn’t help but smile to myself. My cat is going to get help, and I get to not be at work, enjoying a banana latte. ☕️

🐝 I had a few hours before I needed to get ready for the concert but I just couldn’t sleep. 🥹 Nerves REALLY on edge. Just thinking about Pepper. I jokingly made a comment about how Pepper must be PISSED cause we drugged her, drove her somewhere she’s never been before, and left! lol! We are gonna get an earful from her when we see her again! 😅

🎷Lately, I have been listening to an insane amount of jazz. It’s the only thing I can really handle right now. Jazz and Imogene Heap/Frou Frou. The album “Details” has saved my life since I was a fuckin teen. Like I cannot stress enough how much that album has saved me and continues to do so. 🌿 Ok I’m going on a tangent lol anyway! I listened to a mixture of that as I got ready.

🪺 Before the concert we visited THE CUTEST DOG IN THE WORLDDDD I LOVE HER! Look at her! 🥰 She had the ZOOMIES kept running around everywhere and licking me and then running again and you guys. I’m not a dog person. I do like them! But I prefer cats. This dog? Yeah give me this dog. I need her I love her!!! I truly do! I think about her all the time now..

🔆 Now we’re off!! We scheduled her appt around the concert because 1). Can’t afford to take off work twice to drive down there and 2). We felt it would be a necessary distraction, given the circumstances.

My god. We were right.

HOBIIIIII!!!! ‼️ok ok I always say that I don’t play favorites when it comes to the members, but if I HAD to choose? J-Hope. ❤️‍🔥 I love him with all my heart he just makes me happy when I look at him and this time was no different. The show started and as soon as he came out I was dancing n smiling n singing and getting emotional once more cause I thought about Pepper LOL 🕺 and then getting emotional CAUSE I LOVE YOU J HOPPPEE!! Stunning. He looked so expensive. 💎 Every song a hit he even played some older ones and I swear I did a damn aerobics work out in place because I was MOVING!!! 👯‍♀️ What a fantastic performer. Some people were just born to do something and I feel as if he truly found his calling in life because wow. WOW! I was so blown away by how he just.. kept going. He would n dance and flip himself around and then with the COOLEST N CALMEST VOICE say “you ready? 😎” Like ?? How. I mean i know it’s because he’s good at what he does and has crazy stamina but MANNN I would be breathing so hard I’d damn near pass out LOL I just really really admire how he’s found something he’s good at and has really honed that skill. What a talented individual. 💗 And so stunning. I turned to the loml and said “he’s beautiful” a good 99 times throughout the concert. I love his smile.

🧸 After the concert, we enjoyed a 20min walk back to the car where we gushed about how wonderful of a show that was. Truly. Best concert I’ve ever been to and I’m not even exaggerating. It started at 8pm and he wasn’t saying his goodbyes to us until like 11!? Over the moon I could’ve been there all night! 🎊

🖼️ We got back to the hotel and ate the food we bought from H Mart for dinner lol. Nothing ever stays open late in LA smh 😒 and the things that DO stay open late (fast food) are things I don’t wanna eat! So I had the bright idea of going to H Mart before the concert so we could actually have something decent to eat afterwards! 🤓☝️ Also H Mart is next to Young Dong Tofu aka some of the best soondubu I’ve ever had in my life PLEASE visit if you’re ever in town! 🍲We ate our H-Mart food and watched Golden Girls before turning in. 🛌 Another long day ahead of us tomorrow. 💤

🧩 Overall, the trip was amazingly easy and smooth. 🤸 Getting Pepper to LA went surprisingly well. The hotel was super nice it even came with a small kitchen! And a walk away from a good coffee place. Got to see the cutest dog ever. We literally waltzed right into the venue for J-Hope there was no line for me to have to get into. Just kept walking and we scanned our tickets and that was basically it! And I got to pick up a Hobi Picket at the merch booth after the concert! NO LINE! Even finding parking and leaving went crazy smooth. Also everything was like.. a 10min drive away? We didn’t have to go out of our way for anything! It was great. 🧘‍♀️

🕯️ Not to mention, when we woke up at 4am once more to make it back to Vegas (I still had to go to work later that day.. rip) we made it back in town with just enough time for me to pick up my FAV Vietnamese coffee before heading home for me to get ready!? 🎠 And I didn’t even have to haul ass to GET ready for work like I had time left over before leaving! I kept reiterating how shocked I was by how smooth everything went. I couldn’t have asked for a more steady and relaxing trip. 🏖️

🎡 Oh! And since this post is coming to you a bit late, I got word on Pepper!! The surgery went well and she will be available for us to pick her up on Monday! 🪁CRIES! I’ll have to once again lose sleep and ACTUALLY haul ass to work this time but it’s gonna be so worth it!! 🏄‍♀️ I can’t wait to hear all her complaints!! I know she’s got plenty for me!

[crookedcatruins]

I shifted !!!

Ok, sorry I just got back so this is going to be all over the place😭. I shifted, I said full shift I was there for 3 weeks guys (I've shifted before but it was like a mini shift or it was not to where I actually wanted to go.)

And it was to my better CR. I saw my dad.... you guys I saw my dad☺️☺️. He has passed away when I was seven in this reality and I saw him there. The 2 years i have spent trying to get there is nothing compared to what I felt when I saw him. I don't even know why am back, everything was like I imagined, and there was all the food I scripted, trump was not there too, that ugly cybertruck was never made🤧, there were no bigots, there were more blackpink songs, I had the stuff I wanted.

Ok ok I'm yapping too much I'm sure you just want to know how I shifted.

How it happened

Again I just got here so my mind is a mess. but what I remember is that I laid down and I told myself that I deserve this, again and again and again. like I didn't even think about shifting I just said I deserve the greatest things in the universe, and then I started thinking about my DR. when I was losing focus I kept bringing back my focus to the back of my head and not the front (sort of helped me to detach idk why) and then I started hearing voices and it was my DR Brothers.

My heart beat got so fast but I focused all my attention to the voices of my brothers and after that there was a blinding light. Then I felt like I was there, that I have shifted. but I couldn't adjust my eyes for some reason and almost took me what I assume at least 4 hours to adjust my body.

I'm not kidding it took me hours to adjust to my body and my surrounding because my mind was screaming at me, something was banging in my head. I don't know if this is normal but I've never felt like this before, regardless after that I was starting to feel normal and I started getting back my memories and that's how I shifted.

NP

I don't know if this works for everyone but something that works for me is that I notice that once I get to a "big symptom" I stop saying affirmations because it kind of sets me back and makes me repeat the process instead of getting me there. so I change whatever I was doing (so if I was saying affirmations, as soon as I get symptoms I stop doing that and do something else cuz I feel like it will just repeat the process from the beginning) the reason I'm adding this is because it made a huge difference in my journey. it's just for me though I don't know what works for you.

Pls excuse my grammar or any mistakes as I said Idk what am typing right now. I just felt like I need to put this out there because please, please don't give up it's all worth it. I promise with everything that I have and love it's all real!!!!!

(probably going to edit this later when I'm in a better State of Mind lol)

Remember all you need is yourself

[youcouldmakealife]

Ok so we will be having a COTT March (I love those guys) and then some April Fools in late April....can I dare hope that we will be seeing some Georgie and/or Robbie too in the near future? (Forever and Always in Tandem (FAIT) maybe?) I'm honestly dying to hear about the modernists Taylor!!

You're pretty dead on. With the biggest of caveats one must give, especially when they're me, here's what the rest of the year is looking like.

It's the Official Schedule as of very recently, since I had to re-jig the whole thing to cram in 16 physio sessions, and I want to be transparent with you guys because it is different from what I initially planned, particularly that I lowered my minimum writing goal to 200k, about an 10% decrease, with all other writing goals reflecting that, and changed some timelines as well.

So, here's what's happening in 2025:

Previously, in 2025:

Jan - Wrapping SAIT, Big Annual Planning that lasts One Month.

Feb - Was supposed to be a get ahead month, but I dealt with a lot of healthcare stuff in Jan and Feb, including some time consuming testing. Add in the whole 'my country's sovereignty is apparently now in question' (I cannot overstate, to those who aren't in Canada, that everything I have seen and heard in recent weeks has strongly indicated that the relationship America has had with Canada is now over. We did our mourning and lamenting over the last few months, mostly amongst ourselves -- though great fucking timing with that international tourney, NHL -- and now it's the clear-eyed stone-faced acceptance of reality, unhinged as it is. Glad to see Europe seems to be doing the same.)

Ahem, sorry, there's been some processing going on for me this year, but processing is hard given that we're living in the stupidest fucking dystopia (Red-White-and-Blueland. I can't. This motherfucker. I can't.) and any attempts to get ahead have just lead to treading water. Thus the big re-jig that follows below.

What's still yet to come, 2025:

Mar - That's now! More healthcare stuff this month (fuck long COVID, seriously), including physio, but also trying to ACTUALLY get ahead now that I've lowered some of my expectations for this year (aiming for around 40-ish rather than 50-ish AO3 updates in 2025 is massive, workload wise) and doing a lot of the groundwork for Kickstarter, ie: setting up the campaign, financial work, etc.

April - I hopefully graduate from physio plus the real run up to my April Fools, which will be in late April and carry through to late May. We've got ourselves a Taurus. (Two, actually!)

May - main Kickstarter month! That will be like 75% of my job, the other 25% making sure everything else comes out on time.

June-July: These are head down writing months. With little to no hockey (early June has the SCF, and if my team's in them this is all null and void but that is...exceedingly unlikely this year), my schedule's wide open and I'm going to be working to get ahead on, well -- everything.

This is also when I plan on beginning to post the third part of the Tandem (which does have a title, though I figure I'll give it a better announcement than in the middle of an impromptu calendar).

Aug - I'm taking a week off at the start to do absolutely nothing, and then I'm making sure I've sorted out all my bits and bobs before I fly to England for my cousin's wedding (to a Brit, thus the locale). I've never been, so I've turned it into a proper little sightseeing trip as well.

September - I'm still in England (there 2 weeks total), as I'm spending a week by the sea for an Official Writing Trip. There will be scribbling in notebooks in cafes and drizzly walks along the shore and it won't be the right ocean but I don't think Gabe and Stephen would mind me starting it there.

Then I come home and do more writing, but the kind that doesn't look as cool in a montage.

This is when the Kickstarter extras will begin to go out, along with the beginning of the progress updates.

Oct-Dec: My season status quo, with the usual half work in December, while I make time for family and attempt to wrap as many in progress things as possible.

Basically, on AO3:

Jan - SAIT

Feb, Mar, Apr, May - COTT

June-Dec: COTT and ( )AIT, generally alternating 1-2-1-2, with the usual exceptions.

Kickstarter specific:

Now to Late April - prep, setup, promo, etc

Apr-May: Kickstarter Campaign

June/July: get started on admin, logistics, and begin work on the extras

Aug: Extras begin

Sep: Heads down work on the Kickstarter project (currently titled AF), continuing through remainder of 2025 and into 2026

[themultifandomgal]

From 2010- Up All Night Listen Party

2011

Part 13

I sit on a sofa between Louis and Zayn cheering that our first Album is out next week! A woman named Dianna, who is the interviewer, sits on a chair next to us

“Hello! It’s been a bit of an amazing year for you I believe. I’ve got a small note of all of your achievements so far. Ok, UK fastest selling single with What Makes You Beautiful and a sold out tour, you excited!”

“Yeah” we all shout smiling

“I’ve also heard the fans have made paper dolls of you” as soon as Dianna says that the fans here for the live party throw the dolls at us. One nearly hits my face, but Zayn is quick to catch it

“Carful” Niall laughs

“Ok so the fans have got quests for you. Ok the first one is why is the album called up all night?” Niall hands the microphone to me

“YN wants to answer this”

“Thanks” I chuckle rolling my eyes “errm It’s called up all night because it’s just a big party really. When we’re together we end up staying up all night just chatting, playing games, watching movies. Also it’s named after a song” I hand the microphone back to Dianna

“Ok perfect. Next question what was your favourite thing about making the album?”

“Being in the the recording studio, but also filming the music videos was sick” Louis says

“I enjoyed the writing process, I didn’t think I’d enjoy writing songs as much as I have done” I say leaning over to Louis who’s still holding the microphone.

“Ok which song is the hardest one to sing?”

“What makes you beautiful because I have to sing that top harmony” Niall says then passes the microphone to Liam

“I would say for me, off the extended version, moments because it’s high”

“Save you tonight because of that chorus is so high” Louis passes the microphone to me

“Vocal wise stole my heart because I have to go from low into head voice so quick, but emotionally more than this. Ahhh hits me in the feels” I say before handing the mic to Zayn

“I’d have to say it’s between save you tonight and tell me a lie”

“I would say what makes you beautiful because it’s high” Harry finishes off and we pass the mic back to Dianna.

We then listen to some music before getting back into the interview. Dianna gives us some cookies while we are asked more questions

“Ok. Would you rather meet queen of England or Megan fox?”

“I know what these boys would say” I laugh

“Who’s that?”

“Megan Fox obviously. I’d say the Queen”

“You’d have tea and scones with her” Harry says in the typical posh British accent

“Love me a cuppa tea” I say nodding

“If you could add a 7th member to the group who would it be?”

“Another girl!” I yell “any girl!” everyone laughs at me

“Do you guys cook?”

“Yeah sometime. Louis’ a good cook” Liam says pointing to Louis

“Can you give us your favourite lyrics from the album”

“I like your friends look good but you look better” Harry says

“I like get out of my head and fall into my arms instead”

“I love that one. Ok next question do you cry when you hear any of your songs?”

“Yes! More than this. How I’m gonna sing it on tour I have no idea” I say

“I got teary eyed just listening to it last night so I can’t imagine how you will feel singing it”

“More than this is an emotional song anyway but now I can relate to that song more now than when we recorded it”

“What song off the album makes you happy. Zayn” Dianna hands the mic to Zayn

“Everything about and up all night”

“We’re moving on and playing some more music”

We carry on doing the watch party shock we have a lot of fun with. Then I head back home with Louis and Harry.

[okara-illustrates]

It’s good you love asks (what it says on your askbox) because I love sending ’em. >:3

So how did you get into taekwondo? Parents signed you up on a whim? Classmates were doing it?

And how did you get into art? Like what was your process to learn, what did you do? Would you do anything differently if you could change any of your methods/steps?

GASP!! AN ASK!!! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!! AHHHHH

okokok I’m adhd I will ramble bear with me

Taekwondo:

I remember the day my mom signed us up for taekwondo very vividly. She had her big old Mac computer out. It was 10 years ago, so it was like it looked like a monitor essentially. She was scrolling through a list of sports trying to find something that my brother and I would enjoy. As she was scrolling down, I saw the word taekwondo, and I was extremely intrigued. So I asked her if we could do that I knew it was some sort of martial art, but I wasn’t entirely sure what it was, but I was willing to try it. Since she’s Korean, we already had ties to it so she was like OK sure so she found us a little Dojang and we began our lessons. I see yours went by my love for the sport grew and grew. By that time we had become close friends with our coaches as they like to be called. It’s easier to call them that. And eventually we became part of the competition team. It was a three-year commitment for nationals so we would be we would train and go to nationals three years in a row and then we were done unless we want to continue through our couple years of training with the team we grew closer than family like cousins like we saw this group of athletes day in a day out 4-5x a week 5+ hours a day. We went camping together we did team bonding activities together. We quite literally shed blood sweat and tears together we worked hard together we pushed each other. We laughed together. We cried together. It was a whole another kind of experience that was great until Covid hit. Once Covid hit, my family went from being busy all the time 24 seven with not even really a day of rest in the week to absolutely nothing and to me although I’m an extrovert it was thrilling. I loved it. But it meant that we couldn’t do taekwondo because it was a close contact sport you know so nationals was shut down for a while. I didn’t even get to go to nationals. I actually got kicked off the team because I didn’t like to put in the work except we were so close with my coach who by that time was diagnosed with stage four cancer he had me trained with the team anyway. So I technically wasn’t really kicked off but officially I was. He probably pushed me the hardest out of the entire team, even though I did not like to work all that much and my confidence had dropped like a rockin in the ocean. It was really bad, but I knew that he just wanted to see me succeed, and he just cared a lot, especially since you know it was pretty. It was pretty bad. I’m a speech to texting this by the way because I wrote a whole thing out and then Tumblr deleted it so yeah. Anyway, once Covid letter I got to see my coach a couple more times before he passed away in June and and that just rocked our team in a bad way. We kind of trauma bonded over it because we were all just so close together that it felt like losing a family member but not one of those like distant relative family members but someone who is very very close to us. Half of us got their black belts two months before he passed away, which really sucks because they didn’t have the closure that the other half of us got after a new master took over our school and we got to work at our black belts as a sort of tribute to our coach and I need to get some of those guys out of their house cause I don’t think they’re doing so well with it. But yeah, so that’s my little taekwondo history you know these past 10 years have been life-changing. I wouldn’t have changed it for the world it sucked yeah but also I grew a lot and without taekwondo. I seriously wouldn’t be the person. I am today if you read all this, I commend you you deserve a gold star. I don’t have a gold star, but you deserve one. I’m sure there’s one at dollar store or something. I don’t know OK now onto to art!!

My art journey ironically started in Covid. I’ve always kind of had a little liking to doodling characters, but I never really was serious about it. It’s just like every kid doodling you know I wasn’t special. I wasn’t talented. I didn’t you know have all the supplies I didn’t have classes. I’ve the only art class I’ve taken was a watercolor thing, and it didn’t teach me very much other than hues and values. I’m a self taught artist. But when Covid hit suddenly I went for being incredibly busy to having nothing to do at all so since my brain was an occupied with tae kwon do and homework and missing birthday parties and all that I had so many creative ideas that I wanted to get out on paper so I could see But being the non talented kid with absolutely no artistic skill, I had to really work at it. It took three years before I was happy with my arm. It was really grueling, but I had to give myself grace you know and be like hey my art is shit right now but it’s not always gonna be like that so I’m just gonna keep working at it and it’s OK that it’s shit Because I’m learning and as the months went by I wouldn’t see the improvement for months at a time it took a long time what I do was I look up human art references or like the drawing like the drawing references and stuff and I trace them and I trace and trace and trace and trace trace until it became muscle Memory Once it became muscle memory, and I had a basic understanding of human anatomy I would use references instead of tracing, so I just kind of built. I kind of took those baby steps. I was building up to the point where I could draw the human body without references just a drawing, helped a lot with that and at first when I first weaned myself off of tracing it looked horrible as you know it does when you’re a beginner, but I refuse to let that hinder me because I was learning and I gave myself grace for that. I don’t think I would really change anything. I did for my art journey, other than figuring out shading and lighting sooner and backgrounds cause I suck at those, but That doesn’t mean I’m necessarily bad at art or I should never continue being an artist because I suck at something, that’s just an untruth that we tell ourselves often times we suck at something so badly and we have such a high opinion of ourselves that we think that we should be good at everything on the first try and if we’re not, we think well I will never be able to get up to ____’s level. And that’s something that a lot of beginner artist struggle with and that’s why a lot of people quit because they think that they don’t have talent, but it is not about talent. It’s about skill and skill. Takes a lot of time to build up and that’s where a lot of artists drop off because experience artist tell them practice practices practice that practice what you need to And because there’s no really set instructions other than practice a lot of people think well I can’t do it when that’s not really true because I started out as the most average kid artistic skill like I was not talented at all I started out on the same base level as everyone else I just had to drive to do it and that’s the difference if that makes sense, but yeah, there’s my little spiel Again if you read this I commend you because I ramble a lot anyway yeah. :33

This is probably my favorite ask that anyone’s ever sent me. Thank you.

[f0point5]

Like no words… processing with that latest part….

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Ok. Now that I’ve done some processing, I’m gonna attempt to put some thoughts into words from the last few days.

1) Lando’s texts with Max & plans for COTA. “Big head & the body that carries it around” 😂😂😂 Lando knows what he’s doing with stirring the pot.

2) Elliot… she didn’t get your flirty implication or she chose to ignore it. Don’t ask something twice expecting a different result. And if a 3x WDC can’t teach her padel, what hope do you have? Also Elliot don’t make a big deal out of her not mentioning her birthday. Not everyone likes to talk about or bring up their birthday.

3) I really want to know what y/n’s response to Max’s come to my room and find out text… like 😏👀

4) I wonder what that package Lando had delivered to Max’s place was and if it had anything to do with the convo about Lando’s watch person & whatever surprise Max is cooking up.

5) what’s the dress y/n found for… like is it for a gala, a birthday, a dinner… like I want to know soo bad.

6) CLARA… MA’AM. her contact name for Max is great. And then she casually says she needs to ask Max a question, proceeds to send a lingère pic of Y/N and boldly just asks why he has her in friend zone. Cause it’s the question all their friends are thinking but no one has being willingly to straight up ask it like that. And then Max gets all flustered with who took the photo & says he shouldn’t be seeing it. And that he’s the wrong person to talk to about this.

7) What is Clara hinting at when she says I know what you did Max and he asks what she wants from him at the moment?

8) that last photo set with max & y/n’s messages where she can read him at the restaurant & wants to make sure he is ok. And cares more about him being ok than caring weather or not they have people over at their place after dinner.

9) I know he says he’s ok but I think he’s still processing that convo with Clara & that picture. I could be wrong but I was interpreting the shopping pics, Clara & Max’s texts & the dinner happening on the same day.

10) (didn’t realize I got to double digits already 😂😂😂) Christian’s & Max’s texts about COTA & where y/n is staying. Cause Christian asking if everything was ok cause of getting the call for an extra room. I feel like he wants them to be together as well but won’t say any of those opinons out loud.

11) (Last one I think for now. I need to just press ask before I think of more things as I type) Excited for race week content & how things will play out at COTA. I hope we find out at some point what plans you had before discovering Lando is now in the States.

Thoroughly enjoying this. Keep cooking

1) I almost didn’t put that joke in because it seemed too sophisticated for Lando lol

2) Lol tbf in my head Elliot is a better padel player than Max. That doesn’t make you a better teacher though and Y/N isn’t going to want to get sweaty and frustrated in front of a guy she’s dating. It’s not cute. Like…what was he even hoping for exactly!

3) She RAN to his room 🏃‍♀️💨

4) Max is cooking a surprise?

5) Haha it’s not that deep what it’s for necessarily

6) Clara is a whole wrecking ball lol she’s wild. She’s like Lando but 37x more unhinged. She will use everything at her disposal to get what she wants and she can get away with it. Love that for her lol.

7) She was referencing what he asked for her to help him with before Qatar.

8) They’re cute and telepathic lol

9) It all happened on the same day, and Max was processing. That wasn’t the end of his conversation with Clara, she has something on him, and he’s seen the Y/N pic, on top of everything else that’s already on his mind. On top of a day trip to Austria. Man’s probably knackered and anxious.

10) Christian wants his kids to be happy, and he wants peace lol

IT’S COOKING

[manofthepipis]

spam headcannons featuring clickstopher >:)

spamton dyeing his hair was an entirely impulsive decision. he was in the middle of a mental breakdown and just ran over to the nearest convenience store, bought cheap black box dye, and was sobbing during the entire process, thinking he was ruining his hair. afterwards it worked out because he actually really liked it <3

this one has some canon base in it, but i just have the feeling he's a really good mechanic and loves cars, more than any other addison. he doesn't use these skills to further himself though because of his determination to stay in sales, but he can tell you what's wrong with your car with a glance and fix it in five minutes. also, his vocal tics get the slightest bit clearer when talking about them because he's really passionate about it

speaking of cars, he's a totally manic driver. he is the reason we have defensive driving. he always speeds up when there is a yellow light. he drives on the wrong side of the highway when there's traffic. he is the type of guy to say "how much signal i need to cut across 8 lanes, none?" he never gets into car accidents though he just gives heart attacks to all his passengers. i feel like his glitches could actually work in his favor here and clip him out of danger or crashes.

despite being the biggest advocate of forgetting spamton entirely, clicks went to therapy once to try and process his disappearance. when the therapist questioned why he was feeling bad over someone he claimed he hated, clicks got mad and never went back

if it hadn't been spamton, clicks was the second possible candidate to becoming mike's vessel

spam used to be a smoker, but would never do it in front of the other addisons n case they thought less of him for it. once mike started to take more and more control, spam ended up smoking a pack a day. he had to quit after getting kicked out of the mansion because he didn't have any money to afford them, so the first few weeks was especially tough just for getting rid of a nicotine addiction.

HELL ya

oh i'm HERE for these <3

i'm adding on to the impulsive hair dyeing because i love this headcanon so much ty for bringing it to the table omg ok like maybe it was a VERY rough night at their typical addison meetup, and everyone else was at the highest they've been, flourishing in their sales, and when it came to him, he froze up and stammered out a lie that was just so OBVIOUSLY a lie, he couldn't even deny they knew by their reactions. But he had to play it off, out of embarrassment. I'd feel like he'd really look up to Swatch who's pretty well known among cyber city, and his imitation of them starts early, as thoughts ran through his head like "well if they're successful enough like that, maybe i just need to change my look." and did it impulsively. Later, when he moves into the mansion, he gets it done professionally (and permanently) by swatchlings.

I also feel like he'd be good at cars, but in tune with his bad luck (and because in-game, Queen gets out of the car that's so very different from the others in Cyber city, telling noelle and kris "i was just afraid it hadn't exploded yet also those are the cars that's in spamton's area in the trash zone), maybe it was in his later years Big Shot Autos turned the tides for the worst, and several goofy explosion incidents ran rampant throughout the city, having Spamton's cars decommissioned and replaced with the ones they have now. This was devastating for him, as he's truly knowledgeable and it's his special interest. Nowadays he doesn't talk about it much, but he's still good at it, just distanced. He would talk about it if someone showed interest and didn't associate his brand with a bunch of failures, and then he'd never stop.

I'm loving Spamton being a manic driver, like one that DEFINITELY needs to be feared on the roads. Jevil loves this chaotic side to him and when he'd visit cyber city, he enjoyed Spamton's reckless driving and fancy cars (and the thought of being stuck in traffic with the clown was a horror upon itself to Spamton, who did everything to avoid it when he found out Jevil snuck into his car, inadvertently making it more fun for Jevil)

i love the idea of clicks going to therapy, trying to process everything. I feel he needs it :') That and I can agree with him being the second pick. Click-on ads are everywhere, more abundant that the other two, and it would be pretty easy to get him to the top. Luckily, Spamton was FAR easier to exploit on desperation versus Clicks's exploitable ego.

The last just breaks my heart, but I can see it. He was the big shot boss with a cigar that was larger than he was lmao

[wily-one24]

Just Because: 5, 21, 22, 40, 46

Yaaaaay. Something to distract me from the monotony of my work day (yes, this is me taking a sneaky five mintues to answer an ask and GET PAID FOR IT in the process. Whooo).

5. How do you like your eggs?

Wow, this answer is a lot more complicated than it needs to be. I don't really like eggs. At least, not straight up eggs on a plate. I might possibly eat them scrambled, if it has lots of cheese and capsicums and tomatoes and other flavours mixed in.

I do like omelettes. Also with lots of stuff added, same as above with bacon. Some spinach.

Quiche and Frittata are amazing. Also with cheese. And bacon. Maybe extra veggies like pumpkin and potato and zucchini.

(I am starting to see a theme here, to be honest).

I've actually been using a lot of eggs lately, but not eating them outright, I've been making Okonomiyaki. It's... one of those things, you know, you get a taste for it and you eat it every day for three weeks and then don't think about it for two years? I'm in the middle of that. I found a good Asian Grocer near me that sells the proper Okanami Sauce and Japanese Kewpie Mayo. So, I just have to make the batter and top it with the sauce. I actually had that for breakfast before work this morning. Mmmmm.

Okay, getting distracted. Moving on...

21. What's your favourite period in art history, your favourite famous work and/or your favourite style of art? If you don't know any, that's ok!

Well, uh, glad it's ok. 'Cause I am drawing a blank. I do love art and going to the art museum, and I know when I am there I have my favourite pieces. But I am drawing a blank right now.

There is one piece in my local art gallery that I know I love, because last time I was there I made a note and then came back and googled it and fawned for a while. But do you think I can remember what it is or who it is even BY? No. NO I cannot. I need to go back. Make a trip into the city and visit the gallery.

But, honestly, why shoehorn yourself in? I like to mosey and wander and keep my mind open and just goggle at all the pieces. Sometimes there are very breathtaking pieces in the ancient art from hundreds of years ago, sometimes a new piece is really thought provoking and makes you go 'woah'.

I went to my sons' art show at the high school last week and some of the work there, from years 7 through to 12, were amazing.

(also, tumblr is being a piece of shit right now and won't let me copy/paste, so i have to type out the questions, which... wtf tumblr?).

22. Iced or hot drinks?

Iced. I mean, I like the occasional hot tea, but only fruit flavoured teas. Very rarely a hot chocolate. But mostly I like cold, refreshing drinks. The colder the better.

I am proudly Australian and often spend my time saying "What the Absolute FuCK, America?!?" but the one thing they do right is the amount of ice they put in drinks. ICE ME UP BABY.

I once said to a guy "I love ice!" but then had to explain I meant the actual frozen water and not, like, meth or anything.

40. What's your favourite kind of tree?

People have favourites? All trees are beautiful.

We used to have this huge wattle tree outside my house as a young kid and i loved that. We had a swing coming down from one of the branches. It was awesome.

But right now?

I have my two baby apple trees which I have nurtured from teeny sapplings for the last two to three years or so. One of which is growing big and flowering heavily this spring. It's a little older. The other is about a year younger and still has some growing to do, but sprouted a few budding flowers. It's too early for the young one, but the older one I am hoping to maybe see fruit from next autumn. That would be lovely.

I also planted a teeny lemon tree and mandarin tree last year. But they are very much babies. Too young to do anything but have leaves and continue to grow.

I also have a pomegranate tree in my yard that has been there since I moved in. I complain about it constantly, because it grows so much, every year it gives bountiful fruits... and I don't EAT pomegranates. Like, everythign I *try* to grow takes so much effort, if it even succeeds at all, but this damned tree, it obstinately grows and flowers and fruits and is the healthiest thing in my yard when I ignore it completely. I complain about, but it's a member of my yard family.

46. What's the last thing a friend recommended to you that you actually looked into and liked?

I mean, is tumblr my friend? Are my followers and the people I follow my friends? Because then Deadloch. I saw a few gifs and many heavy recommendations on tumblr for that and I loved it immensely.

But... in real life? It's complicated. I so very rarely see my actual friends. And work colleagues don't tend to have the same tastes as me.

Nor do a lot of my family.

I have a recommendation that I keep MEANING to check out, but I don't seem to have the energy to do that lately. I am more going to rewatch shows I have already watched to get that easy, sweet dopamine fix without the effort.

@dahllaz

[onmymasa22]

Heres my thoughts right now.

Today you will not carry negetivity or anger. Believing in hashem means you know that everyone gets what is coming to them and everything is going according to the plan. You dont need to understand the plan or agree with humans. Everything that needs to happen will happen. I will breathe through today.

I want a year of knowing someone before marrying him. Like the whole process to take a year. I want us to see eachother when we're sick or angry or have a fight. I want something healthy with tough convos and upfront in your face past the honeymoon phase. I just know that once im married, we're a team- no my money verses ur money, its all together, my debts r ours, my bonuses r ours, i want to be enmeshed. Not clingy, just inlove. I see us spending time apart, but it should be that wed always rather be together.

Plaka neighborhood

Trading 50 jews for 150 Palestinians doesnt make sense to me. That means that i as a woman am worth 3 terrorists.

I love people because i love.

אני מעדיף לדבר איתך ב-4:44 בבוקר, אם צריך

מאשר לדבר בהלוויה שלך.

אין דבר יותר גרוע מלאבד חבר או חברה

שחשבו שאין להם עם מי לדבר.

הטלפון שלי דולק,

הדלת פתוחה

וכוס קפה אפשר למזוג בכל שעה

או להקשיב לך בטלפון.

בואו נתמוך אחד בשני.

תפרסמו את ההודעה הזו

כדי להראות שאתם תמיד שם כשמישהו צריך (ואתם יכולים).

תהיו כאן עבור מי שצריך.

כוחנו באחדותנו

I would rather speak to you at 4:44 in the morning, if you need, than to speak at your funeral.

Theres nothing worse than to lose a friend who thought that they had no one to speak to.

My phone is on,

The door is open,

And a cup of coffee can be poured at any hour

Or to listen to you on the phone.

Lets trust each other

Share this message to show that you will always be there if someone needs (and you are able).

Be there for those who need.

Our power is in our unity

Here's my turn to talk, and id appreciate your hearing what i have to say. Theres a few things you should know:

They offered to take care of zc during the week for those few weeks and you said no because she doesnt do so well after arie crown. Daddy finished learning halfway through all of shas and there was a big siyum for all of chicago on the 9th but mommy didnt want him to go because she thought maybe the Palestinians would show up there, so they made up that hed celebrate the finishing of half shas on sunday with rabbi hamoui (they didnt celebrate with everyone on thursday because one of the regulars was out of town Thursday). The library was an emergency to do that sunday because the Venezuelan guy who finished the deck was also able to take down the library, and it will cost mommy and daddy 1000 dollars versus quotes of costing 8000 by other people. this guy can only do it when its not raining or snowing, so he needed to start knocking it down on while the weather was still good because he cant be on the roof or really do any of it in the rain, and if it would be postponed, the guy would disappear, go to someone else, or the weather would get too bad. So we didnt love being rushed, but sunday was an emergency of getting all the library stuff into the den. No one told you not to come, i think they just told you that that's what was going on. Daddy going to see pa was an emergency just like wjen you were in a car accident was an emergency that daddy left work for when he knew. I dont think anyone knew that this was an emergency. I think everyone thought that when u didnt respond, that meant u were ok, and if it was an emergency, u would have said something in response. If anyone knew it was an emergency, mommy wouldve left work to look after zc. I dont think she knew that it was a- go right now to look after zc- situation. If she did, she wouldve done that in a second. From what i understand, the only times you wanted to bring zc over so you could study were those two sundays. The first sunday she came and i took her to the park, we wanted to have pizza for dinner to celebrate daddys half of shas as a family, but in the end he really didnt feel good, and i didnt either, so we didnt do it. I think we watched zc for as long as we could cuz she didnt want to do anything- she didnt want to take a nap, didnt wanna go on the swings, didnt want to eat. So she went on the slide a few times and then we watched elmo. I can really understand how sucky it is to see someones huge family and know that we dont have that. I think its totally normal to lose trust or alter ur relationship with someone who tried to hurt u. I dont know how fair it is when no one meant to hurt you. I think that they were unaware of how much of an emergency sunday was for you to be able to study, and u were unaware of how important the siyum for daddy finishing half of shas and getting the library cleared was. You didnt have all the facts, and they didnt have all the facts for mommy to know to leave immediately. Its a huge misunderstanding. I hope that knowing this will take a little bit of the hurt and disappointment away. Thats my only goal here, i really dont want u feel pain. I get that having a newborn and a toddler and having a job and taking the test is really a lot. I just want to help this from being another thing added to the list. But in the end, you get to choose what relationships u want with everyone, and what relationships ur kids have with everyone.

I feel like people think im super zionistic

Ok i just talked to a guy on the phone. My voice wasnt shaking. Definitely progress.

Me: im not really zionistic. I just didnt grow up with israeli flags or knowing any Hebrew. Its just not something that ever made me feel anything, and i cant make myself feel something i dont.

Hashem how am i ok. How i am i ok when theres a war. How am i ok when most of my things were thrown out. Yes i fell apart. Yes its hard when you know you wont find the blankets you bought. I wont have the pillows or coats.

I happen to just be obsessed with Jews. I think we are smarter, funnier, more irritating, more caring than any other nation. Israel just has a huge population

U can ask my parents how surprised they were when i said i wanted to move there immediately. It was a total shock because i was signed up to get a four year degree in art. But after learning about israel

In my personal opinion:

Israel is like a furnished apartment. Like the apartments that you see on yad2 where the ad says, "just bring your suitcase, it's totally ready. All that's missing is you". Israel is a country built with the ease of a Jew in mind. You get to act as Jewish as you want- leave early on holidays, take off a bit for your kids bris, the food in the supermarket is kosher, when you walk into a building, you're not the only Jew. I didn't grow up with any of that, and I don't really call myself zionistic. I can't help it, I didn't grow up with flags or knowing the words to hatikva. All I knew was riding camels and that you could ski and swim on the same day. Some Jews live in Israel. Some are stuck outside due to the war. Some go to Israel on trips, and some never go. It's ok to be in Israel, and it's ok to not. Either way you are doing your best. It's special to just know that it's there, like an apartment ready for you to just show up should you be there. I dont know if ill live anywhere else. Maybe I'll live in Cancun, or Paris, or Miami- I have no idea, I'm just here for the ride. But israel is special. There's a completeness in being israel.

its just missing you. To me, thats something that makes israel very special

. But i love israel because i love that israel has lots of jews, and that its the center of us, and that it feels like its always sitting there waiting for us. Whether we are living there, stuck outside because of the war, come on visits, or don't go ever: its always ready for you, whenever and ifever you decide to be there. Like a furnashed apartment. Israel is there, and will always be there. All thats missing is you, and thats the completeness feeling i get when I'm there. Maybe you do too.

When someone does something evil like the school does to me, either you have special needs and youre not aware that what youre doing isnt ok, or it will take you a few more lifetimes to fix what you did. In the end, its not about me, i dont judge you.

Yosef and Yehuda had an ongoing argument about which tribe will produce future kings. Yehuda said it will come from him Yosef said it should come from him because number one, he's a perfect tzaddik, and number two, he knows how to deal with the other nations from his time in Egypt. Spoiler alert, Yehuda wins. Why, you ask? Yosef passed all his tests. Because of this, he would have no mercy or empathy for someone who had a hard life or who made a mistake. He would have been: "You think you had it hard? I had it way worse!" and, "I came out on top, what's your excuse?!" Yehuda made a mistake with Tamar and did teshuva. That's the leader of a nation. We need someone who understands our mistakes and can guide us thrugh it all. Why did Hashem make Moshe the leader of the Jews? The medrash says that when he was a shepherd and one of the sheep strayed, he carried the sheep back to the flock on his shoulders. That's very nice but he was definitely not the only sheppard who cared about sheep. Lots of sheperds care, it's part of the day job. But the medrash continues on that on the way back, Moshe told the sheep, "I must not have given you enough time to drink before, because had I given you enough time, you wouldn't have had to go off alone". Not only does Moshe care, but he takes on the sheeps mistake as his own. That's a leader. That's who is the leader of people. Not someone who's perfect. Someone who knows how to make a mistake and come back from it. That's who will help others come back from their mistakes.

Yosef and Yehuda had an ongoing argument about which tribe will produce the future kings. Yehuda said that it will come from him. Yosef said that it will come from him because number one, he was a perfect tzaddik. And number two, he knows how to deal with the other nations of the world from his time in Egypt. SPOILER ALERT, Yehuda wins this argument.

Here's why. Yosef passed all his tests, came out, YOU ASK? YOSEF PASSED ALL HIS TESTS. BECAUSE OF THIS, HE WOULD HAVE NO MERCY OR EMPATHY FOR SOMEONE WHO HAD A HARD LIFE OR WHO MADE A MISTAKE. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN: "YOU THINK YOU HAD IT HARD? I HAD IT WAY WORSE!" AND, "I CAME OUT ON TOP, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?!" YEHUDA MADE A MISTAKE WITH TAMAR AND DID TESHUVA. THAT'S THE LEADER OF A NATION. WE NEED SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS OUR MISTAKES AND CAN GUIDE US THRUGH IT ALL. WHY DID HASHEM MAKE MOSHE THE LEADER OF THE JEWS? THE MEDRASH SAYS THAT WHEN HE WAS A SHEPHERD AND ONE OF THE SHEEP STRAYED, HE CARRIED THE SHEEP BACK TO THE FLOCK ON HIS SHOULDERS. THAT'S VERY NICE BUT HE WAS DEFINITELY NOT THE ONLY SHEPPARD WHO CARED ABOUT SHEEP. LOTS OF SHEPERDS CARE, IT'S PART OF THE DAY JOB. BUT THE MEDRASH CONTINUES ON THAT ON THE WAY BACK, MOSHE TOLD THE SHEEP, "I MUST NOT HAVE GIVEN YOU ENOUGH TIME TO DRINK BEFORE, BECAUSE HAD I GIVEN YOU ENOUGH TIME, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GO OFF ALONE". NOT ONLY DOES MOSHE CARE, BUT HE TAKES ON THE SHEEPS MISTAKE AS HIS OWN. THAT'S A LEADER. THAT'S WHO IS THE LEADER OF PEOPLE. NOT SOMEONE WHO'S PERFECT. SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A MISTAKE AND COME BACK FROM IT. THAT'S WHO WILL HELP OTHERS COME BACK FROM THEIR MISTAKES.

-Rabbi Wallerstein

School starts in a week and i want to be an artist. Ill show up to school as soon as i can. They can fail me if they want to. But i need to do kibbud av vaem. At 120.5 when i die, i wont be asked if i graduated college. It doesn't actually matter. But i want to know that i did kibbud av vaem. Its always a dance between living the life i want to live and making my parents happy.

Hashem i dont want to be angry. I want this to be my last gilgul. I am so close to you. This past shabbat i started shabbat later than i was supposed to, but i kept it till the end. I hope next week it gets better. I just need to try and be a good person. Be more loving. Be more learned. Be more devoted. Be more caring and gentle and doing the right thing. Just be nice. Be free. And nice. And pretty. And loving.

Don't treat people as bad as they are, treat them as good as you are

There is truth, there is the truth of the truth, and there is peace. The truth is "the boy stole an apple". The truth of the truth is "the boy was hungry". Peace is "nobody stole anything, now give the boy an apple" rabbi nachman

I have a question: if the mizbeach

What happened to the mishkan?

If moshe wouldve built the bais hamikdash and it wouldnt have been destroyed, we wouldnt have gone into galus- why did dovid ever build a bais hamikdash- why wasnt the mishkan good enough

I want to go to tzfat more

I want to go to bat ayin more

I want to connect to all of it

I want to be spiritual and in love life and be happy

I want for everything to be roses. To be authentic to myself. I wish i was one thing. I wish i had one style. I wish i was one of those people who was always can i be pretty hippy and sometimes preppy

Does anyone else think... how did i make aliyah? Like how did i do that?

One part of my brain: how the heck did i make aliyah? I dont think id be able to do it again if i tried

The other part of my brain: well, you were a little smart, a little cute, a little naive, and 20 years old... its definitely easier to move to a foreign country with all that than being 40 and wrinkly.

Jeans with a skirt

2graphicbandtees 2skirtpants

Dresses

I wang to b an artist

I want to see through the program im in

Because im studying art, i want the degree, but if they want to fail me because of attendance and i can only show up 6 weeks from now, thats what ill do cuz when im there, im there alone.

Charlie Harari's speech "our repsonse to the Matzav in Eretz Yisrael"

We almost never hear that someone is a tzaddik in the torah. That's all in the commentary. And then the one place is says straight out "this man, hes a tzaddik" (noach), all the commentators are like "nahhh not really". What's up with that?! What are the commentators getting at that we should learn?

There were two occurances with men being in a teyva- noach and later on, moshe. Noach was told that the world is crazy, build a boat. He built a boat, brought his family in, closed the door, locked it, done.

Moshe was a gilgul (reincarnation) of noach. What happened when Hashem said to Moshe- "hey, I want to start from scratch again and start a nation from you, lets do it". What did Moshe say? "No no no, I'm not gonna be without my nation. And more than that, if you end up carrying that out, take my name out of Your book, I don't want it to be like I ever existed!". Moshe with his message put the whole jewish nation on his boat. He wasnt cool with only knowing his immediate family was ok. And when we realize and act like we are all in the same boat, that achdus is what saves us.

אנחנו כמעט ולא שומעים על זה שמישהו היה צדיק ותורה. זה לא בפשט, זה כתוב אצל המפרשים. והפעם היחיד שכן כתוב ככה ברור (אצל נח), כולם אומרים "לעעע, לא באמת". מה קורה כאן?! מה המפרשים רוצים שנבין? פעמיים כתוב לנו שמישהו היה ב-תבה. נח, ואז יותר מאוחר, משה. לנח ד' אמר כולם משוגעים, תבנה תיבה, תנצל ת'משפחה שלך. הוא בנה תיבה, הכניס את המשפחה הגרעין שלו, סגר ת'דלת, נעול, זהו, סיים. משה היה גילגול של נח. ומה קרה כש-השם אמר למשה אחרי חטא העגל, "יאללה בואו נעשה עם חדש ממך, רק אני אתה ומשפחה הגרין שלך, מה אתה אומר?"? מה משה הגילגול של נח שבא לתקן אמר? "לא לא לא, אני לא מאשר את זה, אני לא רוצה להיות בלי העם שלי! ויותר מזה, אם אתה (השם) עושה את זה, תמחוק ת'שם שלי מכל התורה שלך- אני לא רוצה שיהיה סימן אפילו שהייתי קיים". בזה שמשה אמר ככה, הוא הכניס את כלללל עם ישראל לתיבה שלו. הוא לא היה שביעה מזה שרק המשפחה דרגה ראשונה שלו בסדר. וכשאנחנו מבינים ונוהגים בדרך שכל עם ישראל בסירה אחת, בתיבה אחת, האחדות מביאה הצלחה בכל מעשה ידינו.

[ghostlythunderbird]

How they show their love ~ Task Force 141 

Pairings: Simon Riley, John MacTavish, Kyle Garrick, John Price X Fem! Reader

Warnings: Sugar (SFW), Little bit of Spice (NSFW), and everything nice!

Author Notes: My brain do be shutting down while writing these HCs but that’s ok cause a little violence and sleep deprivation never fully hurts anyone, right?

Simon “Ghost” Riley

So to start things off personally Simon isn’t one to really go out with his love due to his past but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t show his love in general. Simon’s love language is gift giving but he actually does it more subtly, in ways not many can see even when watching him do these things. 

Believe it or not but this big guy loves to leave small gifts in places that only you would know to look at. These small gifts include but not pertained to Candy, Favorite Drinks, a Single Flower, etc. If one day you have a headache/migraine and don’t have any pain meds, a random bottle of your preferred pain killers appear randomly in your backpack.

I’ll add this in but all of this starts once Simon starts to feel comfortable around you, maybe even trust you outside of a mission. It becomes deeper once you catch him in the act of leaving a candy bar you’ve been “Whining” about for the last week according to him. Having caught this looming giant in the act seemed to paint the picture that this guy isn’t as subtle as he seems.

You can’t help but smile seeing only small streams of who he really is. Of course you don’t want to make the poor guy melt into the floor in front of you, but he didn’t seem to stop you as you stepped towards him. Reaching up to touch his covered cheek you couldn’t stop the words pouring from your mouth “You know Ghost, I’m starting to think that heart isn’t as cold as you let on.”

John “Soap” MacTavish 

This man is a teddy bear when it comes to showing his unconditional love for you. His way he shows his love is not just with quality time but physical touch too, like good luck getting this man off of you when he’s home. Johnny just loves to be around you but he will respect your space if you say you need to take a break from him.

Another way this man will show his love is by pranking you, whether it be small pranks or full on scares you better be cautious of this cheeky gremlin.

His best one he’s done was him placing EVERYTHING in different spots and acting as if it was normal. The dishes are now in the refrigerator, the pantry food is now in the cupboard with your favorite snacks in the very top, all the frozen stuff is now in the sink on ice. It may be a small harmless joke but it was still irritating regardless, mostly because now you couldn’t find your snacks.

If you end up being a little angry at him he will cling to you afterwards asking for forgiveness “Come on Bonnie I thought it was funny.” Does this end up with apology sex? You're goddamn right it does.

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick 

Now this sweet human here I feel like is a mix between a few of the love languages, he loves to give you small gifts that he’s collected off of his missions. While he’s off on missions for months at a time he ends up having a whole bag to bring back to you consisting of necklaces, bracelets, clothes, and small trinkets that he would think you would love.

Kyle also loves to help you whenever he can, he often feels that if he can’t help with anything that he’s not doing anything productive. Even after you tell him you don’t need help he will give you puppy dog eyes until you decide there is something he can help out with. No matter how small the task is he will see it to the end.

His favorite thing to do is help you redecorate your shared flat. From picking out new paint to new furniture if something in the flat has lost its functionality he loves to be part of the whole process. If anyone says that they don’t like your style you choose, prepare to hold him back cause this man will fight for you.

John Price

All I can truly say what johns love languages are both Physical Touch and Quality Time and y’all can fight me on that. Due to his job he can’t be home as often as he would like so the best way to get around it is with phone calls and face time. Of course if our dear captain if feeling more wound up than usual its bound to end up with phone sex.

But once he returns home after however long your not gonna be leaving the bed for the first week. While yes this might be a different form of quality time and personal touch, it still is the basic form of him showing how much he loves and has missed you. After the first week though he will be more doting on you more than usual.

Weather its watching T.V., cooking, going shopping in town, he has a hand on you as much as possible. It also grounds him, reminding him that he’s returned home safe for now. As much as he would like nothing more than to be cuddled up on the couch with you in your home, he understands if you want to go out during his time home so he’s willing when you drag him off to who knows where.

Sorry if this is super short, my brain isn’t as functional today. But if you enjoyed this post please leave a like and a reblog!

[bruhhhh-huhhhhh]

Lucio x male reader who is a new Overwatch recruit? :0

Anon your brain is so huge

This kinda just turned into general dating head cannons ;-;

Lucio x male!reader

Ok, so, first things first, he's going to be your personal healer until you get the hang of things.

He doesn't care if you're a healer too, he's by your side always.

Even if it's a small wound, he'll be right next to you asking if you need any help

"Hey, Y/n! You need me to fix that up for you?" You hear from behind you. You turn to see Lucio, one of your new co-workers, skating up to you with a smile. "Thanks, Lucio, but I think I'll be fine. They only slapped me, after all," you respond, smiling back as he comes to a halt and leans on the wall next to you. "You sure? Never hurts to be in top condition!" Lucio says, switching his track from speed boost to healing. You just shake your head and smile, grabbing his arm and dragging him over to the rest of the team.

He doesn't realize that he has a major crush on you until your first actual mission.

Cassidy was also on that mission and may or may not have been flirting with you most of the time.

That upset our sweet skater, but he didn't realize why until he was talking to you later that night at dinner.

Yeah, you fell on your face after tripping on your own feet and he found it cute.

ANYWAYSSS it takes a lot of teasing from everyone else and a small bit of encouragement from you before he asks you out.

"Seriously, Lucio, just ask him already!" You say, nudging your friends' shoulder. You're both sitting in his room on his bed, talking about the mystery man that he has a crush on. Even though you have a crush on him, Lucio's your best friend and you let him tell you all about his mystery crush. Does it destroy your heart every time? Maybe. Do you care? Not really. "I don't know, Y/n. What if he doesn't like me back? How would I even ask him?" Lucio says with a dramatic sigh, flopping down on his bed. "He's an idiot if he doesn't! And besides, with your charm he'd be head over heels. Just ask if he wants to go see a movie or something and he'll fall in love immediately!" You say with a smile, flopping down next to him. You turn on your side and look at him, and he does the same. "You sure?" He asks. "Positive," you respond with a smile. "Well, then. Y/n, do you wanna go see a movie with me?" Lucio asks with a nervous smile. You stare for a second, processing what he just said. When it finally processes, you just give him a big smile and nod. "I'd love to, Lucio."

You guys start dating after a few different dates.

The first one, obviously, was a movie date. The second one was a picnic, and the third was just you guys hanging out in his room and talking about random things you enjoyed.

Anyways, Lucio tries to keep it a secret from everyone else, considering you are new and all, but they find out pretty quickly.

You aren't exactly subtle with sneaking in his room to talk after everyone else retires to their rooms. And the fact that he's always making a lovey-dovey expression towards you whenever you're in his eyesight.

Literally always. He's horrible at hiding it. Everyone knows within a week.

You and Lucio are sitting at lunch, joking around as usual. Lucio normally gets you two a table alone so that you can hold hands under the table without anyone (probably) noticing. Suddenly, Tracer blinks over, across from the two of you, and says "Hey Lovebirds! Emily wanted to know if you two wanted to come over to England to have dinner. She's really excited to meet you." Both of you sputter with your faces heating up. Tracer laughs and says, "Oh come on, you're so obvious! Newbie, you gotta tell me, were you the one to confess, or did Lucio?" "I- uh- I mean-" You sputter, looking around for help. Mei rushes over and leads tracer away, apologizing profusely. You turn to Lucio and say, "So much for it being a secret," with a shrug. He laughs and nods, putting your linked hands on the table and kissing your cheek.

You know how clingy he was during your first few missions? Yeah, quadruple that when you two are dating.

If you ask him to stop, he will but he's definitely going to be watching from afar. A little creepy, but he just wants to make sure that you're okay. You're new, after all!

He always talks with whoever's on your squad when you're going on a mission without him.

All in all, he's a great teammate and an even better boyfriend.

[sekceesimps]

Genshin Impact Men Jealousy HCs

head cannons for when someone flirts with their darling. very slight nsfw and umm spoilers about Zhongli’s identity?

Characters:  Kaeya, Zhongli, Xiao, Childe, and Scaramouche  

a/n    Hey everyone, thank you so much for all the support you have shown towards our blog! We were planning to publish A Rose Made of Chains Ch 6, but I have really been struggling with stress and depression recently. To make up for that, I have written some Genshin Impact HCs and want to share (I’ve never written for Genshin before so don’t bully me lmao). Let us know if you enjoy and would like a part 2 for the women (tell us if I forgot any characters, I just wrote who I simp for the most), anyways send in requests please (it’s taking some time for me to do them, but I promise I started quite a few)!  Again, I’m really sorry for the inconsistent upload schedule. I’ll try not to let it happen again, I’ve just been having a really bad two weeks and Valentine’s day did not help LMAO. 

Sincerely Coffee  

Kaeya 🧎‍♀️        

- No one flirts with you as much as Kaeya does. Seriously, this man does not even try to hide how attracted he is to you. Which is why you don’t think he likes you in that way. 

- He’s a flirty guy so you just brush it off, even though everyone tells you how in love he is with you. This man doesn’t flirt with anyone as much as he flirts with you, but you hardly notice.  

- All of his buttered words and light touches work to his favor though because people seldom flirt with you, just assuming that you’re already taken. 

- You guys aren’t even dating, but everyone assumes as much. It doesn’t help when he tells practically everyone that you’re his darling. Plus you two spend almost every moment together due to work and how close you are.  

- Makes a big show of his affection. You two could just be walking around on a patrol or something and he’ll sling his arm around your shoulder or wrap a hand around your waist and pull you close to his side.        

- Eye fucks you all the time. How do you not notice?? He’s always looking at you and taking in your appearance. He finds you very attractive, ok.    

- Calls you a lot of pet names. Some to make you laugh, some to make you blush, and some that he genuinely really likes (darling and love are his favorites and he casually calls you that in front of the knights which makes your heart just spasm)

- He really likes taking you out to drink wine (or something non-alcoholic if you’re not into that). Especially if it’s just you two having a nice private dinner under the stars. Genuinely, he views these as dates, but your dense ass thinks he’s just being nice.  

- Has definitely jokingly asked if you wanted to kiss him during these dates. You don’t really understand what he’s trying to do so you always politely decline. Makes him a little upset, but he’ll disguise it with a laugh and continue to enjoy his night with you. 

- Sometimes he gets you cute gifts such as sweets or roses (unless you don’t like flowers like my co-author Tea ~smh she’s so picky~) which starts to clue you in a little on his seriousness about dating you. This man melts if you gift him a fine bottle of wine or a set of artifacts. 

- He’s fallen in love so hard with you and is not really sure how to process it. Just pushes through with the only way he knows how, being playful and highlighting his commitment issues (which he is trying to fix as he realizes this might be something you’re not into) 

- You work together (whether that be as an adventurer or fellow knight) which makes the cavalry captain really happy. He enjoys spending a lot of time with you. He also insists on going with you for any solo missions. Also takes you with him for basically any quest.   

- He’s so clingy and wants you to spend as much time as possible with him. Kind of annoys you when he follows you around like a puppy, but he’s really cute so you just suck it up. Also, he absolutely loves training with you, it’s never serious but sometimes he gets the chance to shoot off some more witty one liners at you (~cOoL iT~)          

- If he notices that you’re not too receptive to his advances, then he withdraws for a bit. That is until he starts anew with a fresh wave of flirtatious greetings and new date ideas. Doesn’t really want to overwhelm you and is fairly respectful with his advances after more and more failed attempts of asking you to be his S/O. 

- While most people get the message that you’re taken, although not yet officially, and really like the two of you together, there are still others who don’t see the appeal of you and Kaeya

- *cough* Diluc *cough* 

- Now Diluc still cares a lot about Kaeya, despite the tension, but he just doesn’t think you two are a good match. He’s aware of Kaeya’s commitment issues and doesn’t want that to hurt you. 

- He also likes you, so if you’re into him then might as well shoot his shot, right. 

- Now Kaeya is usually a pretty laid back and cool guy. That is until it comes to Diluc, especially if he’s getting too close to someone who he’s been putting a lot of effort and time into courting. 

- He does not react well to his adoptive brother flirting with you. You would expect someone as level headed as him to keep that jealousy in right? Well, Kaeya does little to curb or hide it. 

- When he sees the fiery haired man by your side, Kaeya is quick to break it up. Comes to your side to drag you with him or has someone pull Diluc away for “business”

- If yours and Diluc’s interactions continue then Kaeya will continue to get more and more annoyed. If he sees Diluc actively trying to flirt with you then that’s going to be the last straw for him. 

- Watching your eyes twinkle up at his brother and not at him, as Diluc asks if you’d like to talk more over dinner at his tavern, fuels Kaeya on. He quickly approaches the two of you and pulls you into him as he grips your face and locks his lips with yours. You’ll be pretty shocked and won’t really kiss back at first but you’ll eventually return the gesture and make an uncomfortable scene in the middle of Mondstadt. He hopes that this has shown you how seriously he’s into you, because Kaeya does not get jealous over anyone. 

- This experience has honestly been a good push for him to prove how much he loves you. At this point, Diluc has left (he was sort of planning on this to happen?) and Kaeya feels comfortable enough to tell you how he feels about you. Decides that he really likes the way your lips feel and makes a mental note to assault you with kisses more often. 

- Jealous Kaeya is uncommon, but he doesn’t try to hide it if he is seriously jealous. While he’s working to make that more healthy by telling you, it usually just manifests itself in him acting more inappropriate with you around the person. Not that you’re really complaining, his more possessive actions where he is showing you off in front of others asserts the fact that you are together even more. 

Zhongli (with a Harbinger reader cause I’m trash for those fics) 

-  So you and Zhongli have an interesting dynamic. You’re probably going to be a harbinger and that’s mostly why you’re not too shocked when he tells you later on in your relationship that he’s Rex Lapis. Like, he’s just too sexy to not be a God. Also, he is not as slick as he thinks he is. I’m sorry babe, no one else is that obsessed with ancient Liyue culture. 

- No one really gets your relationship. People think you’re trying to exploit him and others think he’s playing you. They’re all wrong though. The two of you love and care for the other deeply. 

- You’re also the only one genuinely interested in how much he talks about Liyue and the past. Let him dork out, please, it's so cute. 

- He’s a fairly serious person and very proper around you in public. That being said, he really loves interlocking his fingers with yours and holding your hand at work or on dates outside. 

- When you’re behind closed doors he’s much more affectionate. Really likes holding you or leaving kisses across your face and neck. Also loosens up quite a bit with you, he’s much more relaxed and cracks a few jokes with you.

- Also you have so much mora. That’s what happens when you’re one of the most terrifying leaders of the Fatui I guess. He never has to worry about forgetting the currency with you around. Still spoils you though as he’s quite the gentleman (he really likes seeing you beam at him when he gives you gifts)  

- Doesn’t mind your job. He encourages how independent you are and how passionate you are about your work. He’s willing to overlook the things you do, due to how much love he holds for you.  

- Seriously, Zhongli has never felt this way for anyone, at least not for a long long time. Which is why he strongly dislikes it when others think that they can get between you two. 

- He knows he’s an attractive person (come on he’s literally a God) and he’s very secure about the strength of your relationship. Although sometimes he gets a little worried you’ll leave him if you reflect on your mortality. Manz is terrified you’ll want someone who won’t outlive you. You’re always reassuring him that this isn’t going to happen. I swear you’re so amazing to him, he SWOONS when you’re being comforting.

- Of course there are always idiots thinking that they have a chance with you. He doesn’t get jealous, but he gets incredibly annoyed. Also more of his dragon like traits will show up if he decides to confront the mortal. He usually doesn’t get that upset though. USUALLY.

- One of the best scenarios of a more aggressive Zhongli is when he sees you and your colleagues together. He knows that you would never want to pursue a romantic relationship with any of your fellow harbingers. He doesn’t mind the presence of some of the more quiet harbingers like Scaramouche. 

- He really dislikes when you gush over your days working with Tartaglia though. He wouldn’t mind if it was just you talking about your work, but when he has to see the two of you, just pure annoyance and this gross nagging feeling in his head. 

- Low key will diss Childe to you and tell you about his more embarrassing moments.  

- This annoyance will be more obvious when you take him out to work with you. Whenever you bring him to work lunches or dinners with your friend, it always seems like your man is on guard. To be fair, he really is and is incredibly annoyed with the way Childe acts around you. 

- Tries sending the message to Childe that you’re already taken (literally everyone knows you’re together, but Childe wants to see how much he can push the archon, also he finds you really attractive and wants to see if you’d go for him). This might start with some more touching and clinginess, but he’s relatively passive about showing his dominance at first. 

- If Childe is still stuck to your side, then Zhongli will start being more possessive and rude to the auburn haired man. Definitely does not make it obvious to you though. 

- “Say, sweetheart, you look absolutely stunning today,” Childe remarks as he brings your hand to his lips with his shit eating grin pointed towards your boyfriend. Little comments about how amazing you are start to add up throughout the dinner and Zhongli can’t help but notice the way Childe eyes you up all night. He’ll put his arm around your shoulders protectively as a response. 

- “If you don’t mind, Zhongli, could you step out for a bit. I have some business I’d like to discuss with Y/N” he continues and revels in the way Zhongli’s cool composure slowly breaks apart. 

- Of course he has to comply, he doesn’t want to notify you that something is off. When he comes back and you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom is when Zhongli can finally address it head on. 

- Doesn’t even take that much effort if he’s being honest. Your boyfriend just leans towards Childe and whispers a few select threats to the harbinger. He has this dark look in his amber eyes all the while. Childe definitely gets the message after that. 

- When you come back from the bathroom you’ll notice the more sinister atmosphere and try to lighten it up. Your boyfriend has a much more calm aura now though. 

- Jealous Zhongli is so rare, but when it does happen, he will be too embarrassed to notify you of it. The person who was flirting with you though? Oh they’re going to be pissing themselves after incurring the wrath of the geo archon. While he doesn’t physically harm them, the threats are more than enough to keep them from flirting with you again. 

- He also thinks he’s being sly about hiding his jealousy when in all honestly the truth comes out with his more possessive and domineering attitude that seeps into your sex life. You aren’t complaining though, clingy rock man sexy.    

Xiao (please come home  👁👄👁) 

- Listen, Xiao has been alive for a really long time. Time is honestly irrelevant to him at this point. Then you come along and change all of that. 

- If you���re nice to him in a way in which you don’t smother him then he will appreciate that so much. Manz won’t say anything though because he needs to pretend to hate everyone. 

- That being said, He will be absolutely head over heels in love with you and far too anxious to ever say something about it. You’re finally a reason for him to enjoy the moment and he doesn’t want to ruin that if you don’t reciprocate his feelings. Always punches himself for being cold to you when he really just wants the two of you to talk longer. 

- Low key follows you around Liyue. You’re going to the harbor to talk to some friends? Well he has business there anyways. He just really likes being around you ok. His excuses are kinda weak though. 

- Fawns over everything you do. Seriously, you can just breathe in his direction and he would be smitten. Would NEVER show it though. 

- If you make him some almond tofu, he is so beyond thankful. He tries to make it, but in his eyes, your cooking is even better than that of master chefs in Liyue. 

-Taking the time out of your day to talk to him is something this adeptus swoons over. If you innocently brush your hands over his when you two are talking on the balcony at the inn, oh boy, he gets so flustered. He is touch starved and that little affection you give genuinely makes his entire day. 

- He gets really upset and possessive whenever you leave Liyue and head to Mondstadt for whatever reason. He doesn’t want to say anything though because he finds you precious and doesn’t want to restrict your freedoms. 

- Xiao is so worried and paces around the balcony of the Wagshu Inn whenever you’re gone. If you leave Liyue he won’t follow, he has his duties here, but he wishes he could go with you. You always tend to make it back pretty fast though. You don’t want to worry him, and truth be told, you’ve fallen hard for the adeptus. 

- This one time, he sensed your presence back in Liyue after a month-long quest he decided to come and greet you as a surprise. When he came down to the ground floor of the inn though, he saw you with a blue haired man. He seemed very close to you and was making you smile and laugh with a hand inching towards your hips

- Normally, when he sees your beaming grin his heart would melt, but seeing this cheeky bastard try to lay a hand on the person that held his heart. Yes, you were his, he decided in that moment, as he went towards you to break your conversation apart.

- He’s also terrified that this new man could be your new boyfriend, but he doesn’t want to entertain the thought, as it sends pangs of such sorrow through him.

- Finally makes up his mind to march over to you when he sees the man tuck a strand of your hair behind your ear and hears compliments flowing out of his mouth about how beautiful and amazing you are. Definitely won’t let this insignificant knight steal what belongs to him.

- When you see him come over, you’re pleasantly surprised. He doesn’t often come around mortals, preferring his isolation at the top of the inn. What really surprises you though is the way he comes right between you and Kaeya with a strange glint in his eyes

- He normally won’t even touch you, but he’s quick to assert his possessive aura and cautiously wrap his arm around your waist, not quite connecting you two though, wanting your permission. Which you give as you lean towards him. 

- You won’t see but he’s going to be giving the most deathly glares at Kaeya. Kaeya will actually die a little inside, your man is a terrifying slayer of demons ok cut him some slack. 

- “Hey Kaeya, this is Xiao. Xiao, this is my friend, Kaeya. He’s heading back to Mondstadt after helping me with this quest!” you announce as you and Kaeya share knowing looks. You definitely didn’t talk about your love for the adeptus for hours on end during your quest. 

- After your goodbyes with your friend, Xiao looks at you and asks what Kaeya is to you. Which you respond to before he leans closer into you and nuzzles his face into your neck as he tells you how he felt about the two of you speaking and how he felt like he lost you. 

- Feels a little stupid for getting scared someone could take you away from him. 

- His confession paired with his warm actions just truly melt your heart as you also confess your own love to him. Moments where he’s affectionate are rare, but after ordeals like this they’ll be more common.  

- Overall jealous Xiao is only semi-rare, very touchy, and absolutely terrifying. Only to the other person though, he’s always soft to you. He’s secure in knowing that you love him as much as he adores you. Definitely shows you that after he takes care of the person imposing on what is his. (wink wonk) 

Childe  (Tar-tar-taglia) 

- Childe is just not a serious person. Your whole “relationship” is built around that carefree nature of his. 

- When I say “relationship”, Childe is too immature to actually put a label on what you two are. You two meet up, have some good times, then go your separate ways, before he reaches out to you and the cycle starts again.

- I mean, you guys have a lot of fun together. His nonchalance and ease in lightening the mood allow for incredible days (and nights). Which is why it doesn’t really surprise you when you find yourself falling for him. 

- He has this certain charm even when he’s doing even the most mundane things. In the mornings, when he wakes up first, he’ll be up preparing breakfast or getting dressed, you can’t help but stare at him. He’s so attractive, and he knows it too with his cheeky grins and teasing attitude. 

- He’s really touchy with you. Likes pulling you onto his lap during work or coming up behind you and pushing his hips towards you when you’re doing something. 

- He always has a hand on you whenever you’re together. He’s either holding your hand, tugging you close to him, or just straight out teasing you. 

- He really likes kissing you. Not even in a sexual context, he just likes being next to you and showering your face in kisses. Teasing kisses around your neck and jaw though, he lives for your expressions when he does that. 

- He often jokes that you’d be a fool to fall in love with him, which you hesitantly laugh at. Don’t worry, he says this as a distraction from the fact that he’s also fallen for your patient mannerisms and the way you’re able to put up with him. 

- He calls you babe or doll a lot. In his heart, he knows it’s for real couples, but he doesn’t want to make it weird between you two by asking you out. He really likes your late night rendezvous and your aura that somehow matches his perfectly. 

- He doesn’t get upset when people flirt with you. Yes, he really likes you, but he also knows that he didn’t put a label on the two of you. Plus, you’re hot, of course people are going to flirt with you. He might even join in and help make you flustered.

- If you’re actually uncomfortable by the person flirting with you, then Childe is quick to chase (kill) them off. Hey, he may be an evil harbinger, but he’s noble enough to sense your discomfort.

- He doesn’t really care about people flirting with or getting too touchy with you, again, he knows he has no right to be upset with that. Is kind of upset when he sees people eyeing you up, but he doesn’t say anything to you.

- He does take quick notice when you get more distance from him. He knows the two of you are, unconventional, to say the least, but he wants to keep you close to him, emotionally at least. 

- You’ll probably be aware of your love for the Snezhnayan which is why you’re pulling away. You know that being with him in the way you want probably won’t happen, with how much responsibility he has and just the nature of your relationship. 

- This prompts you to hang around the docks of Liyue more and talk with people from far away. It’s where you meet Beidou (happy late birthday, queen) and her crew. 

- What used to be lunches where Childe would pop in to, turned into afternoons spent learning about Beidou and her time across the seas. 

- He’s actually pretty angry with the less and less frequent meetings between you two. You’d never know though, because he doesn’t say anything about it and always brushes off any concerns on your part. 

- You will get an idea of this anger when he becomes a little more ~aggressive~ during your more scandalous times together. He’s also still playful, but in a slightly more condescending way. 

- What really sets him off is the way you no longer come to all of your dates together, and when he asks, you’ll simply shrug it off and say you were with a friend 

- He doesn’t really get why he feels this way. He understands that he’s attracted to you and wants to pursue a more stable romantic relationship, but he’s never really felt jealous or possessive before. He’s willing to do what he can to make that horrid nagging feeling go away. 

- Makes it his mission to find out who this “friend” was. When he sees you at the harbor with a red and black claymore user, he’s even more annoyed. She’s absolutely gorgeous and captures all of your attention. He can hear her telling you all about the people she’s met and that you’re one of her favorites as she leans closer and closer. 

- Alright, that’s enough for him, he decides and walks towards the two of you. You smile at him and wave when you notice his presence

- Beidou isn’t too pleased though, not happy with the way he interrupted you two. That is, until she sees the murderous glint and seriousness in Tartaglia’s eyes. She decided to dip and you’re a little shocked by his serious disposition.

- Childe is never serious unless the situation gravely calls for that attitude, which you would have never thought you’d be a part of. Honestly with the way he looks, you’re surprised that he didn’t kill her right then and there. 

- Grabs you by the arm and tugs you towards a quiet area, before pinning you against the wall. He’ll whisper in your ear about how he’s unhappy with your current situation and if you have a solution. 

- Yeah, the marks all over you are definitely a label for you two now. He’s pretty carefree until he gets pushed into showing you that he can be serious too.

-  It’s safe to say that Childe is less loose when it comes to you and threats to your relationship. He’ll be fairly playful when irrelevant people come around trying to flirt with you, but when there’s someone he deems an actual threat, well, man gets into harbinger mode. The lack of being able to walk straight the next day will also be a good reminder to you about his love. 

Scaramouche  (I love this less emo version of Feitan so much omggg)  

- He’s so pissed off and annoyed at everyone. Seriously, how did he even pull you with that attitude (it’s cause he’s fucking adorable that’s why). 

- Anyways, you two have been together for a while, but he doesn’t really want other people to know.

- It’s not that he’s embarrassed of you. He genuinely loves you so much. It’s for that reason, that he wants to protect you. He has a lot of enemies and thinks this is the best way to protect you.  

- He’s not at all standoffish and angry when you aren’t in public though. He basically WORSHIPS the ground you walk on. So soft for you and also very overprotective.  

- If you play with his hair and let him know how much you adore him then he’s just going to fall more and more in love with you. 

- PLEASE IF YOU PUT HIS HAT ON HE’S CONFLICTED ABOUT EITHER TO SNATCH IT OFF YOUR HEAD OR JUST ADMIRE HOW JOYFUL YOU LOOK. 

- He sucks at affection. I’m sorry, it’s just not something he really does, but the occasional head pat and neck kiss brings a smile onto your face so he tries to do it more often. He’s really stiff with hugs and is pretty worried about embarrassing himself when showing you that he loves you.

- He also doesn’t really say that he loves you. He is terrible at expressing himself and sort of just expects you to know that he loves you. Not really a problem though because you’re well aware that you’d be dead if he didn’t love you as much as he does. Also he shows his love through small gifts and softer actions that he would never show anyone else. 

- He will sometimes regret not making it publicly known that you are his though. 

- You either work for or are in association with Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. Which means that you spend a lot of time with Zhongli. 

- Now,  Scaramouche is actually pretty insecure. He knows he’s a blunt and cruel person. He’s used to getting things by force and just doesn’t view himself as a person with many redeeming qualities. Terrified that he’ll lose you (sometimes entertains the idea of keeping you in a cage but this isn’t a yandere HC oop). 

- So when he sees you with others, he gets pretty upset and doubts himself a lot. He also pretends he isn’t jealous but you can see right through him and try to reassure him with soft affection. He loves you so much omg, doesn’t really curb his possessive nature though. 

- Fairly manipulative with people who get close to you. If he sees some random person in Liyue flirting with you, well he’s not that upset and getting rid of them is pretty easy. Knows he’s better than commoners like that. Plus the influence of the Fatui runs far and he can make anyone that pisses him off feel his wrath. Low key might actually get rid of them if he’s in the mood. 

- Can’t pull those tricks with a literal God though. When you first told him that you were working with Zhongli, pure rage, which faded into a burning jealous feeling whenever he heard your colleague's name. Definitely tries to break that bond apart. 

- Starts with mentioning how it’s just unnecessary for you to work with how wealthy he is as a harbinger. Next, it’s accompanying you to work with more and more walks in the public eye, in order to get some whispers around. Before he finally begins leaving darker marks on your skin (consensually of course). 

- Zhongli is kinda dense though. He just does not notice the little signs by the harbinger to assert that you belong to him already. He gets tunnel vision with how charismatic and charming you are. 

- Scaramouche low key tails you at work?? Like he watches you when Zhongli is out taking you places for business reasons. He trusts your love, but is a little shaken with how insistent Zhongli is. 

- Really dislikes when Zhongli takes you out for meals though. He loathes that he can’t do that with you, and it’s his fault because he wanted to keep your relationship private. 

- Brings him so much happiness if he sees you pull away from Zhongli’s grasp and keep the atmosphere professional. Zhongli is a respectful man so he’ll keep physical touches to a minimum but he still uses his words and never fails to compliment you or even ask you out on a real date (which you always decline, since you’re a loyal S/O). This puts Scaramouche off, as he knows he doesn’t really tell you how attractive you are as much as you deserve. 

- Ramps up his efforts to show the archon who you belong to by actually dropping in to your work. I swear you actually have a heart attack when he just appears and actually acknowledges you, an action that he established at the beginning of your relationship as something he wouldn’t do. 

- He makes sure to come in when he knows Zhongli is also there. What honestly really takes you by surprise is when he pulls you to him and begins a passionate makeout session in the middle of your workspace. There’s no one really there, just you and the tall amber eyed man, who’s currently in the backroom preparing various things. 

- Scaramouche is fairly clingy and is more inclined to show people that the two of you are together. Zhongli definitely gets the message when he sees your boyfriend locking his lips with yours. Scaramouche will probably pull away and if looks could kill, then the archon would definitely drop dead in the most painful manner. 

- Honestly, without even dropping a beat, your boyfriend will pull you even closer and begin to leave dark hickies along your neck, jaw, and pull your top to the side slightly to leave passionate marks on your shoulders as well. Yeah, Zhongli is pretty uncomfortable with the energy created in the studio today and leaves. 

- Jealous Scaramouche is pretty manipulative, but it also opens up the gate that allows him to express himself more. It’s not too healthy? but it’s really hot when he pins you against surfaces to mark you to show the world that you are his as much as he belongs to you. 

a/n Hope you enjoyed it! Feel free to leave feedback. Anyways, if anyone wants to add us as friends on Genshin, just DM us and we’d be happy to share our UIDs. 

Jesus how does this have 6000 likes lmfao. Request a part 2 and I’d be down to do it

[daenqyu]

— they walk in on their crush changing

includes: bakugou, kirishima, todoroki, midoriya, and tamaki

warnings: kinda suggestive?? swearing  

a/n: i saw multiple tiktoks about this and wanted to write something about it sooo yeah. some of them are a bit longer than others because i got carried away oops. hope you guys like it !!

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to @orbital-audio )

bakugou katsuki:

listen, i feel like bakugou would act like he doesn’t care at all

but he’s definitely blushing and can’t look at you straight in the eye 

he just wanted to let you know that since kaminari and mina forced him to help them study, you could come too 

so he made his way to your dorm room while looking at his phone

and he doesn’t even knock so you’re quite startled

although you don’t blame him because he’s always hanging out in your room and vice versa

“hey we’re gonna have a study session later tonight, in case you wanna come” his eyes are glued to his phone as he talks, but you still feel embarrassed that he’s in the same room as you while you’re changing 

after a few seconds go by with no response from you, he finally looks up from the device

“i’m talking to you-” the breath gets knocked out of him when he sees you’re in the middle of trying on different outfits 

and apparently you were about to try a new one because you’re just in your freaking underwear 

bakugou may be a lot of things, but he is not a pervert 

so he’s quick to turn around to face the door, his eyes tightly shut even tho he can’t see anything as it is since you’re behind him

“you dumbass, don’t you know how to lock a fucking door?! is not that hard for fuck’s sake” 

you almost want to laugh at the blonde’s state

you’ve never seen him like this before so you might as well tease him about it

“didn't your parents teach you it's impolite to enter a room without knocking first?”

oh he can hear the smirk on your face and he wants nothing more than to go up to you and wipe it off himself 

but he knows you’re still in your underwear 

and while it’s true he’s a gentleman, he’s also a man

seeing his crush in her underwear will most definitely get a reaction out of him

he curls his hands into fists by his side, jaw clenching because he knows you’re probably enjoying this

“just shut up and get dressed”

“is my room, i can stay like this if i want”

“put. something. on”

his tone annoys you

who the hell is he to tell you what to do?

“and what if i don’t want to?”

you’re just buffing of course, you’ve already put on one of bakugou’s shirt that you stole from him a week ago

his patience is running out 

and he’s mad at himself because fuck, why does he have to like you so much?

if it was any other girl he couldn’t have cared less and would’ve just walked out

but it’s you, his crush

you’re so different from everyone else and it makes his blood boil because feelings are stupid and he should be focusing on becoming the number one hero, not some silly high school crush

“okay i'm dressed”

a sigh of relief escapes his lips as he turns around, but it doesn’t take long before his eyes are wide open as he takes in your figure

oh

you’re wearing his shirt

it ends just above your mid thigh and it falls around your figure loosely, obviously too big for you

bakugou can feel butterflies in his stomach at the sight 

why are you so pretty? 

“what was that you were saying when you walked in?”

you’re so calm and collected, walking around with only his shirt on 

normally he hates when people wear his clothes, but it looks so good on you he can’t even bring himself to be annoyed

“we’re having a study session tonight,” his voice is low and he fixes his gaze on the wall behind you. “and you can come too, if you want to that is”

“wait that’s a great idea, i’ve been falling behind on english recently”

he nods and you frown at his actions 

sure bakugou can be quiet, when he’s not mad, but he looks  rather…shy?

you smirk once again, knowing what this is all about

“don’t tell me the bakugou katsuki has never seen a girl naked before?”

“the fuck are you talking about?”

“well is either that or you like me because why else would you be so red right now?”

he groans when you say that

anyways he uhhh got tired of you not getting all the hints he’s been dropping and just straight up corners you against the wall

your heart is about to burst out of your chest at the close proximity and the feeling only intensifies when he smirks

he leans down, lips merely inches away from your own

“seeing as you’re not pushing me away right now, i say you like me too, dumbass”

well he’s not wrong soooo

you end up kissing after that✨

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to its rightful owner )

kirishima eijirou:

oh boy, this poor baby

he would be the type to apologize around 100 times and even when you told him it was fine and that you didn’t care, he would still feel guilty

ok so what happened was you were getting ready for your date with kirishima

because yes, he finally asked you out and you couldn’t be happier with life at the moment

and he wanted to know how much longer you were gonna take since he was already done

but you wouldn’t answer his texts

spoiler alert: you were just showering but he was too impatient and also he just wanted to see you again hehe he’s so cute

anyways,,

he makes his way to your room and knocks on the door 

it’s more of like a warning because he doesn’t even wait for a response, he just barges in

you had gotten out of the shower like 3 minutes ago and were in the process of drying your hair in the middle of the room, your back facing kirishima 

“hey y/n how much longer do you think- shit!”

his voice scares you, but you don’t move because you know it’ll be worse if you do 

so you stay frozen in your place

kirishima notices the droplets of water falling from your hair and down your spine before slowly falling down the curves of your-

he flushes completely, his face now matching his dyed hair perfectly, and he turns around with both of his hands covering his eyes

“i’m so so so sorry! that was so unmanly of me. i should’ve just waited until you texted me, but i missed you and wanted to see you so i came over and didn’t wait for an answer and then i saw you and oh god you’re naked and-”

“kirishima,”

he shuts up when he hears your soft voice calling his name

“yeah?”

“calm down”

after that he just stays quiet, trying to calm the erratic beating of his heart and not let his imagination run wild

you should be the one that’s flustered because your best friend and crush just saw your bare ass

but if anything, kirishima’s the one who feels like he’s about to faint from seeing so much skin

he thinks it’s really unmanly of him to see you naked without your consent so he’s on the brink of an existential crisis

meanwhile, as kirishima rethinks all of his life choices, you finish drying your hair and continue to put on your outfit, knowing kirishima wouldn’t turn around any time soon

he’s still facing away from you even when you’ve finished dressing up

you giggle, thinking about how cute he is before tapping his shoulder 

“you can look now, kiri”

even with your permission, he’s still hesitant about his movements

he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable or anything so that’s why he genuinely doesn’t know what to do

kirishima turns around slowly, eyes now focused on the floor

“i’m really sorry about that, y/n. i didn’t mean to i swear and i’m sorry if i made you uncomfortable but-”

“kiri, i’m not mad at you”

“you’re not?”

“of course not, i know it was an accident”

well thank god because he wouldn’t forgive himself if he made you upset 

“besides, you were eventually gonna see me naked”

it was a joke

supposed to be

but kirishima whips his head your way and his eyes almost pop out of their sockets 

a part of him is shy sure, but the other part wants to run laps after hearing you say that

“well yeah but that’s different…” he scratches the back of his neck nervously and your heart swells for the boy in front of you

he really is so sweet

he just wants you to be completely comfortable around him

how could you not be in love with him? 

“how about we forget this ever happened, i finish getting ready, and then we go on our date? hm?”

he nods eagerly after hearing you say that, if you’re happy then he’s absolutely content 

you smile at him before standing up on your tip toes and leaving a chaste kiss against his cheek

of course he blushes again

he’ll never get tired of your cuteness 

or you in general

but this time he’s more confident when he pulls you to his chest in a tight hug

“the view was really nice by the way”

“kirishima!”

“what? i'm just saying you should be proud”

“you’re so stupid”

“stupidly in love with you that is”

he’s got a dumb smile on his face after he says that

and it only widens when you take his hand in yours to sit him down on your bed 

yup, he’s head over heels for you

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to its rightful owner )

todoroki shouto:

out of the five of them, he’d DEFINITELY be the most chill about it

sure, he’d still feel embarrassed and what not

but he wouldn’t make such a big deal about it

simply because he doesn’t want to make things awkward between you two

so he decides it’s best if he just keeps acting like he normally would

you texted him to come over so you could watch some movies together 

and he had some homework to do but it’s not like he was gonna pass up on the opportunity of spending quality time with you 

unlike the other first years,

todoroki actually knocks and waits for your response

because he has manners, period.

“come on in!”

you said it was okay to come in

so why the hell are you in the middle of changing shirts?????

he wastes no time in closing his eyes

refusing to keep looking at you when you probably don’t even know he’s watching

“um y/n?”

“yes?”

“what are you doing?”

“i’m changing, isn’t it obvious?” your chuckle makes his cheeks heat up 

was this amusing to you?

because he was seconds away from having a heart attack 

however he doesn’t show it

instead, he just continues to keep his eyes closed while trying to think about literally anything else except your bare skin

key word: trying

because he can’t seem to get the image of your clothed breasts out of his mind and he thinks he’s about to go insane 

he also scolds himself because a gentleman shouldnt do that 

but you don’t seem to care at all and that confuses him so much (???

“why do you have your eyes closed?”

“are you done changing”

“yeah”

when he opens his eyes again you’re sitting down on your bed, laptop placed in front of you as you scroll down on netflix

now fully dressed

he lets out a sigh of relief before clearing his throat and sitting down next to you

and he thinks he’s being slick and smooth

but he’s not

he’s actually almost completely stiff 

and when you subconsciously brush your knee against his, he flinches

you frown at his reaction

“are you okay?”

“yeah, why do you ask?”

“because you’re acting weird”

“am not”

“you are”

the banter goes on for a while until you finally figure it out

the way his eyes occasionally look down on your chest only to quickly look away with a blush on his cheeks it's what gives him away

“wait, are you embarrassed just because you saw my boobs?”

cue todoroki wanting to get the hell out of your room

“i’m not embarrassed” 

“your blush says otherwise, todoroki”

he doesn’t know what to say afterwards so he just sits there with a pout on his pretty lips and his eyebrows furrowed

he’s so shy and cute🥺

“if you want to, you can take your shirt off so we’ll be tied”

your tone is teasing as you continue to scroll on your computer, not really giving much thought to what you said

except you forgot todoroki takes everything quite literally

the grin falls from your lips as soon as you see todoroki, indeed, taking off his shirt 

“w-what are you doing?!”

“you said we need to be tied”

“todoroki, that was a joke!”

the roles have been reversed because now you're the one who’s all flustered and looking away from him

he blinks once, then twice before smiling at you

“now who’s being shy?”

“i- shut up and watch the movie”

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to its rightful owner )

midoriya izuku:

he would die

not literally duh

but he’d want to disappear right then and there

you know that one scene where hatsume is pressed up against him and he blushes a shit ton and is just like “b-b-boobs”?

well yeah he’s like that

except he can barely talk because of how embarrassed he is 

he’d also, like kirishima, apologize a lot

he literally just feels like he committed a crime

and you’re like “midoriya, it’s not that deep”

but he’s just upset with himself 

you had told him earlier that you needed some help with your homework

and since he’s such a wonderful friend, he didn’t hesitate to tell you that he’d be more than happy to help

so now he’s happily walking to your room because he loves study dates with you

even tho they’re not dates at all

but still

he loves them

especially whenever you get a question right and you just look up at him with big puppy eyes, waiting for him to praise you

and he does

because you deserve it

you work so hard and he admires you for that

ok BAcK to the point,,,

(i’m sorry i just love this man so much, he makes me so soft)

here’s the deal

midoriya knocks on your door right?

but you don’t hear it because you’re blasting music on your speaker while singing your heart out

so he lets himself in

tho he wants to run back out when he sees your naked back is facing him

you’re changing; that’s the first thing he notices 

the second thing he notices is that you’re standing in front of a mirror

and you’re not wearing a bra

he yelps before turning around and you jump because you hadn’t noticed him 

“izuku? what are you-”

“i’m so sorry y/n! i didn’t mean to invade your privacy like this a-and i didn’t know you were changing and so i opened the door and then i saw you and oh god you’re not wearing a shirt which isn’t bad you know, i m-mean i'm not saying you look bad because ha believe me you don’t but-”

“oh my god dude, would you relax?”

you laugh as you finish putting on your hoodie 

he frowns, you’re laughing? in a situation like this?! are you okay???

“again, i’m sorry and it’s okay if you want me to go because it’s weird and i don’t want you to feel uncomfortable because of me so-”

“ok izuku, first of all stop talking,” he quickly shuts his mouth, still facing the closed door so you don’t see his tomato-like cheeks. “second, turn around,” you place your hands on his shoulders to make him look at you and he tenses at the touch, but turns around anyways 

you offer him a kind smile, the one that makes him fall harder for you everyday and that’s enough to ease his nerves a bit

“third, quit freaking out. it’s not like i’m gonna kill you or anything”

“b-but how are you so...calm?”

“uhh because i don’t really care?” 

he doesn’t know why, but his heart hurts a little after hearing you say that

is not like he expects you to actually reciprocate his feelings but,,

he didn’t have an effect on you whatsoever? not even a little bit?

“and besides, it’s you so i don’t mind”

“what do you mean?”

you shrug, smirking at the green haired boy, “well you like me, right?”

he almost stops breathing 

maybe he did for a few seconds

he looks at you, a mix of emotions flashing through his expression 

is he relieved? is he scared? is he happy?

he doesn’t  k n o w

neverthless, he nods shyly, looking away from your captivating gaze

“and i like you so it’s okay”

midoriya.exe has stopped working

someone PLEASE calm this boy down

he’s about to explode from feeling so much happiness 

“you do?!”

“of course” you smile at him one last time, before interlacing your fingers with his and sitting down on the rug next to your bed so you can study 

or maybe you got a little carried away and ended up cuddling all evening while eating ramen

but that’s besides the point

( gif isn’t mine !! credits go to its rightful owner )

tamaki amajiki:

sweet little baby

he faints :D

no but seriously

he does.

are we surprised? 

nope, not at all

he can’t look at you for more than 5 seconds without getting nervous as it is,

but after he saw you half naked?!

yeah no, that’s too much for tamaki

his body shuts down because he cannot handle it

nejire told him to go check up on you because you seemed off at school

which tamaki also noticed because he’s very observant with people (especially you) but he preferred to not say anything 

of course his first response to nejire is straight up: no

he’s too shy 

and he’s scared because what if you get mad at him? or tell him to go away?

he thinks it’s better to give you your space and if you want to talk to him, then he’s more than ready to listen

but nejire wouldn’t shut up about it

then mirio butted in too and they were just whining a lot and he got tired of hearing them talk

now here he is, standing in front of your room with a shaky hand hovering against the wooden door

much like todoroki, he knocks and patiently waits for a response 

which he receives quickly 

“who is it?”

“tamaki”

“ahh tama, let yourself in!”

he blushes at the nickname and finally opens the door

he’s about to go sit on your desk chair or something 

but then he sees you

you’re only in your underwear, struggling to put on a hoodie 

and then you jump to try and get it on

and that makes it worse because you’re wearing a  b r a 

long story short,

he falls to the floor :D

the big ‘thud’ startles you and even more so when you see tamaki’s unconscious body on the floor

“shit, tama are you okay?”

it takes him a good 5 minutes to open his eyes again 

he feels a cold towel pressed up against his forehead and he frowns at the feeling

when he turns his head around, he notices that he’s laying down on your bed

but you're nowhere to be seen 

“thank god you’re awake” 

your voice comes from behind him and that’s when he realizes he’s not only laying down on your bed, but also on your lap

“you really worried me!”

cue him blushing like there’s no tomorrow and stuttering 

“s-sorry. i was just s-surprised to see you c-changing and i’m sorry i didn’t tell you i was coming b-beforehand”

you shake your head, “that’s okay tama, i’m not mad at you”

he just nods because he’s afraid he’ll say something dumb if he talks

you brush your fingers through his indigo hair and he swears he can feel himself falling more in love with you in that precise moment 

you smile down at him

“what did you come here for anyway? not that i mind, but you know”

“nejire told me y-you seemed down today s-so i came to check up on you”

butterflies flutter in your stomach at his sweet words

“aww you’re so sweet, but i’m okay. i was just feeling sad”

he sits up to look at you better and he doesn’t miss the way you pout when his hair is no longer in between your fingers 

which makes his heart speed up 

“are you okay?”

his question is so genuine and he seems so concerned, it makes you want to keep him in your pocket forever

“i am now” 

he smiles at your response, happy that you feel better

“i’m glad”

“now come here, i wanna play with your hair”

and who is he to deny such request?

[littleredwing89]

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH

IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH

Jason Todd x Reader

Summary: “Shall I go get your favourite snacks from the shop babe?”, he tucked a strand of your hair behind your ear, letting the pads of his fingers stroke down your chin, “Then when I get back we can watch whatever you want…dealers choice”.

Warnings – Mild Language. Fluff. Pre-established relationship.

Word Count: 1,876

A/N: For the last 6/7 weeks I’ve been really unwell, and this fic was a little self-therapy for me. I know some of you guys haven’t been feeling great either, so this fic is a shout out to all who need a little self indulgent fluff. And a pick-me-up. Sending all my love 💞💞 xoxo - directly linked too Useless by @internalsealpanic​ 

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You wrapped the thick blankets around you tighter, sniffling into them. Your throat tickled and you coughed loudly, trying to clear the itch, shaking the bed slightly in the process. The movement startled the dog who was nestled into your side and he looked up at you for a second, ears flicking back.

“I’m ok baby”, you mumbled and he seemed to accept it, curling back up next to you, wiggling his bum to press it against your thighs.

Jason poked his head into the bedroom and saw you curled up under several blankets, wearing his old red hoodie, with your dog, snuggling in preciously. He felt his heart tug at the scene and contemplated taking a photo of you both. Another one to add to his private collection.

“Princess, you ok?”, he murmured softly, not wanting to wake you in case you were asleep. He knew you’d been struggling to sleep the last few days.

You quietly coughed again and pressed your face into the cool side of the pillow. The faint scent of Jason’s aftershave made you smile, “I'm fine”.

Jason scoffed, “Oh yeah? You wanna try again to sound more convincing?”.

“I’ll be fine, it’s just a little cold”.

You sneezed loudly and subsequently disturbed the dog again. He grumbled and flopped closer to you, resting his snout on your stomach. His big brown eyes settled on you. He growled and wagged his tail, waiting for you to stroke him. You giggled and scratched your nails over his head.

“I see he’s been of some use for a change”, Jason grinned, folding his arms and resting against the door frame.

“He’s always useful”, you defended.

“Except when there's an intruder”.

You hummed, Jason had a point…sort of.

“Well, except that”.

Jason laughed, “Why did you get him again?”.

“Because he's the bestest dog in the universe”, you ruffled his ears and smiled happily. The dog soaked up the attention, wagging his tail happily.

Walking into the room, Jason sat on the edge of the bed, patting the top of the dog's head. The smile crept onto his lips before he could stop it. You’d already noticed and was beaming at him.

“Guess so”.

“He’s been very attentive whilst I’ve been under the weather, he’s not left my side once”, you praised. The dog poked his head up and barked once, before his tongue lolled out.

Jason stared at Robbie, fighting the urge to smile like an idiot. He stroked behind the dog’s ears and murmured, “Good boy”.

“But seriously though princess, how are you feeling? Do you feel any better?”, Jason turned his attention back to you, stroking his hand over your temple.

“I feel like someone threw me into the depths of Hell, but I’ll be ok, nothing a little sleep won’t cure”, you mumbled, fighting the urge to cough again.

Jason brushed your hair back and clicked his tongue feeling you burning up. Worry etched onto his handsome face. He didn’t like seeing you like this. He wanted to take it away for you.

“Shall I go get your favourite snacks from the shop babe?”, he tucked a strand of your hair behind your ear, letting the pads of his fingers stroke down your chin, “Then when I get back we can watch whatever you want…dealers choice”.

You snuggled into his hand, laying a kiss to his palm, “If you don't mind”.

He leant forward gently and kissed your eyelids, “Of course I don’t, princess”.

“Thank you so much…wrap up won't you? It’s supposed to snow tonight”.

“I’ll be right back, make sure he doesn't try to follow me”, Jason winked before kissing your rosy nose.

You scoffed, “He won’t, he loves me too much”.

“Now we both know I'm his favourite”, Jason boasted and ruffled the dog's fur playfully.

“Because you keep bribing him with treats”, you smirked, “You keep doing that and he’s just going to get fat and lazy”.

Jason chuckled, “I won’t be long…call me if you need me and I’ll come straight back”. 

“Go- I’ll be fine”.

Bobbing down, he rubbed his cheek against yours affectionately. His stubble tickled you, causing you to giggle softly, coated with a little snuffle. He grinned and kissed your cheek before getting up and heading out of the bedroom.

The dog settled back on your stomach, eyes closing peacefully. You hummed and carded your fingers through his soft fur, letting your own eyes fall shut.

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Coming back through the apartment door, Jason shook his coat down, watching the flakes of snow hit the floor. They melted instantly creating tiny pools of cold water. You’d been right about the snow. He shuddered and unwound his scarf, hanging it on the coat rail.

Jason made a mental note to warn Bruce and the others for patrol. He didn’t want hypothermia along with bruised ribs.

He kicked his boots off and went to stride into the kitchen but stopped himself. He picked his boots up and placed them neatly next to yours. He heard your voice scolding him for leaving them messily.

‘An accident waiting to happen’ you’d said. When Jason dropped the bags on the kitchen floor, he heard the pitter patter of paws. The dog raced through excitedly, happy to see Jason again.

“I wasn’t gone that long”, he grumbled but he couldn’t deny how nice it was that he was so excited after just an hour away.

He stepped around the dog and knelt down, ready to take out the sugary snacks he’d got for you, in hope it’d somehow make you feel better. The dog plopped himself in front of Jason and started up at him expectantly, his tail wagging fervently on the floor, sweeping the dust back and forth.

“Come on man, you’re in the way”, Jason whined, booping the dog on the nose. 

He growled and sniffed at the bag, waiting for Jason to take out the first item.

“No, I’m not doing it. You’re not sniffing everything I’ve bought!”, Jason complained and scrunched up the top of the bag, hiding the goods from the dog. He wouldn’t fall into the trap you’d set yourself. Indulging the dog in smelling everything you’d picked up from the grocery store. No. Nope. No. He wouldn’t do it.

The dog whined and looked up at Jason sadly, big brown eyes swimming with disappointment. His ears drooped and his tail stopped wagging.

“I won’t fall for it!”, Jason felt his resolve crumbling. Those damned chocolate eyes. How did he know how to abuse them so easily? He must have learnt it from you.

Snuffing in annoyance, the dog nudged the top of the bag, wagging his tail slowly, almost asking for permission.

Jason caved, “Fine!!”, he tore the top of the bag open, “Just one item! Just one”. He dug out the tub of chocolate fudge ice cream knowing it’d be cold against the dog’s snout. He grinned cheekily, holding it out. Waiting for the reaction.

Sniffing it slowly, the dog snorted and snuffled all over Jason’s jeans. He shook his head, ears flopping noisily and then looked expectantly for the next item.

“No…”.

The dog barked.

“You’re a fucking menace”, Jason groaned.

“DON’T SWEAR AT THE DOG”, you called through before coughing violently, “I’M OK!!”.

Sighing in defeat, Jason proceeded to pull out every item, one by one, allowing the dog to sniff each one. The dog looked more and more thrilled with each product.

“You done?”, Jason chuckled and he watched the dog trot off back to your room. The treat Jason had bought him perched safely in his teeth.

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Having changed into his dark sweatpants and an old red T-shirt, Jason made his way into your bedroom, juggling all of the treats he’d picked up from the little corner shop on 10th Avenue. He grinned happily and dropped them all onto the foot of the bed.

“Got all your favourites, sweetheart,…and some of mine too, the ice cream is in the freezer when we’re ready to share it”, his eyes lit up as he dug out the expensive chocolate truffles he’d been craving.

You reached forward, grabbing a tube of Pringles, humming contentedly, “You’re the best, thank you”.

Jason put the truffles on his bedside table, kneeling over your body, his voice dropping low, “Mmm say that again, princess”, he pressed a hot kiss to your exposed neck, biting it playfully.

“Jason!”, you squealed, your body flushing all over as his lips worked down, pushing your hoodie, “You'll get sick!!”, you coughed softly, the sound vibrating nastily in your chest.

He pulled back and pecked your lips lightly, “Colds are for losers”.

“Hey!”, you protested, pouting.

He dropped onto the empty space next to you and smiled, “Don't worry, I still love you princess”, he winked and kissed your forehead, pulling you tightly into his chest. Wrapping the blanket around you both tightly.

You soaked up his body heat readily and smiled into his chest, purring at the affection he showered you with, “Love or not, you're gonna get sick”.

“Nah”, he scoffed, “The virus is too scared of me”.

“That's not how-- fine, just cuddle me!”, you nuzzled his neck, curling your arms around his middle. You enjoyed these moments. Just you two. You knew no one would believe you that the big, bad Red Hood dished out cuddles so freely. Not when he was so surly. But you liked having this side to yourself.

Just as you finally settled, the dog plopped between you both, resting his muzzle on Jason’s lower stomach. His deep brown eyes looked up at you both and he grumbled low. Tail wagging impatiently.

“Guess it’s a family cuddle then?”, Jason laughed and scratched the dog on the head.

You felt all warm and fuzzy again, touched that Jason had referred to you all as a family. You smiled brightly and rested your hand on his, patting the dog together.

“Plus…”, he grinned, “I don’t think you’re in any state for an adult ‘cuddle’, are you babe?”.

You gasped and moved to cover the dog's ears, “Shush!! He’s not old enough to hear about that sort of thing”.

“He’s an adult in dog years”, Jason stuck his tongue at you and the dog.

“He’s still our baby”, you murmured and leaned down, pressing a kiss to the dog's head before resting back into Jason.

“Ours”, he smiled lovingly and kissed you softly before grabbing the TV remote, “Let’s watch that movie you wanted yeah? Snuggle in, princess”.

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[mini-yoongers]

impressions of a newborn atiny

k i've been into Ateez for maybe almost a month now, and in a nutshell my stanning process is as follows:

• absolutely binge on nothing but music videos • after a couple weeks graduate to performances/relays • start learning names/watching fan vids

last night i started watching fanvids and got all their names down. here is what i think of the Ateez members so far.

San - San is 100% the only reason I even glanced at Ateez. I saw that story their hair stylist posted on her instagram of him absolutely wrecking his tresses during a Guerrilla performance and I was like Ok. I need to know this guy. And he's pretty much everything I expected. I am infatuated with not only his dedication to dancing but his harsh appearance and the way you can see his true nature is that of an artist. He seems like he tries very hard in all avenues of life. His sex appeal is off the charts. His face is my ideal and I want him to slice me open with his cheekbones. Knowing he is 5'9" makes me want to go feral. I will stan this man til I die, I suppose.

Hongjoong - he is drugs and I need more.

Seonghwa -Seong reminds me so much of Saga from Alice Nine to the point where it makes me want to screech and cry. He seems like the best hyung. He's so caring and is always just... there??? Also his nose. Jesus fuck don't let any plastic surgeons near that gorgeous masterpiece of evolution. A good boy. A great boy. I want to love him with all my heart.

Wooyoung - He is Yeonjun's boyfriend. His face is comforting. I feel like he's still figuring out a lot about himself.

Yeosang - Visuals are out of this world. Seriously. Every time I see him out of the corner of my eye I'm like wtf is that GORGEOUS THING THERE??? Oh tis Yeosang. Reminds me so much of Ren from Nu'est, both in appearance and personality. Seems like a very comfortable, comfy person. I love his body proportions and general energy/aura. Feels very calm and stable to me. Contender for bias.

Yunho - Unbelievably sweet energy. Can't imagine he's ever done a bad thing in his life. Tall enough to be friends with TXT. I will inevitably be falling extremely hard for him at some point. Soft soft soft soft soft boy.

Mingi - I love how when he raps he has that sorta heavy/draggy sound to his words. Super attractive. He's like a hot jock. Seems super sweet tho.

Jongho - Body so smol. Voice so big. Obsessed with his singing. Love how every time he has a line my brain goes "yep it's that guy." Very curious to learn more about what his personality is like.

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As a group, Ateez seem to jive really well with each other and in my mind they really stand out amongst a lot of the mediocre groups in terms of their raw talent. I really love the way they utilize/use MR in their live performances, and don't shy away from it but rather use it for a consistency throughout the performance that really accomplishes what they're going for. Their use of MR allows them to go all in on the choreography. I think the way they separate their incredible vocals into studio recording and their incredible dancing into the live performances is really admirable, and demonstrates a clear vision for the group that a lot don't even come close to in their live performances.

Honestly I was... quite taken aback by how much more attractive they look in live performances than in MVs. Ha.

What strikes me the most are two things -- visually they're all very different from one another, which gives me the impression they were chosen for the group based on talent rather than strictly visuals/etc. They're definitely one of the BTS-modeled 4th gen groups, with their hyung not being the leader and the level of quality they push for in their dancing and performances. The sense of wholesomeness, and the involvement of members in music production, so on and so forth.

They also seem to really like each other, which is nice. I love the songs, and need to spend some time seeing which ones Hongjoong and other members took part in.

Ultimately, I think Ateez is a perfect blend of classic kpop styles and visuals with the modern 4th gen emphasis on talent and great personality.

I think that's all! Tell me how on or off I was with my impressions, I'm curious. Oh and spam me with San pics kthxbye.