#ok ok i'm done hahahahaha

[panelshowsource]

to celebrate mark watson on the podcast this week let’s throw back to ed and guy montgomery crying laughing just trying to describe the man

[sanasanakun]

You’re in his DMs. I’m violating the Geneva Convention treaties with him in Mexico. We are not the same.

[rogues-the-fanzine]

Transcript

Catie: Do you think the henchmen need to unionize?

Cato: actually….if they HAVE to, but, I don’t think they-

Ed barges into the door with a BAM and angry footsteps 

Edward: YOU TWO HAVE DONE IT THIS TIME!! 

Catie and Cato: wait what?-

Edward: you’re going to explain to me why you’ve been in the Rogues! The Podcast fandom for HOW LONG and yet you NEVER talk about me even though I’m the main character!

Catie: have you like actually seen my content? I talk about you like exclusively 

Edward: (sticks his hand up to silence Catie) Oh we all know what happened to your “content” while you were in England. 

Edward: AND YOU…you’re a TRAITOR! You wear that symbol and color with SHAME!

Cato: Pink and Green are complementary colors, I have a brand to keep up with. 

Edward: That is NOT an excuse. The idea that you are that good at drawing Jonathan Crane is vile. And now…you’re going to make it up to me. 

Cato and Catie: Wait what? (Huh?) 

Edward: You are going to tell ME about the spectacular, well thought out plan YOU have CREATED. To apologize to ME for your atrocious lack of Riddler themed content

Edward: So what is it?? What’s that great master plan of yours? I’m listening and awaiting an answer. 

Cato and Catie fumble a bit as they try to speak on their behalf. This could be improvised between Catie and Cato while recording. 

Catie snaps her fingers at a probable solution.

Catie: The Zine!!! We have a zine. 

Cato: You are the main character in our upcoming Zine.

Catie: a big art collaboration featuring 36 fantastic artists, all drawing YOUR likeness. 

Cato: including an exclusive interview with-

Edward: wow! Don’t care, tell me the parts about ME. 

Cato: well… It features many illustrations, writings, and Comics from various moments from the hit ‘ROGUES! The Podcast’ 

Catie: it features mainly you, and plenty of background characters such as Jonathan Crane, Oswald Cobblepot, Laura Cameron, Query and Echo, and more! But it’s all just for highlighting your existence and greatness as The Riddler.

Edward: …. You’re just kissing my ass aren't you. This zine isn’t just about me! You’re lying! 

Catie: Actually statistically you’re featured in 25 pieces while Jonathan Crane for example is only in ____ pieces which is like a ___ difference.

Edward: Do I look like someone who doesn’t know basic arithmetic?

There are some strong knocks on the door

Cato: I’ll get it. 

Cato opens the door revealing Jonathan Crane

Jon: Well well well I knew I heard a narcissist and my favorite overreacter! Have any drawings of me yet? You know people go crazy when you draw me (Jon chuckle) 

Cato: (forced laughter) HAHAHAHA! I'm gonna go to the other room now. 

Catie: (forced laughter) HAHHAHAHAHA. You’re gonna sit down. HAHAHAHAHA

Cato: (forced laughter turns to defeat) OK OK. 

Edward: No no! They’re not drawing you! They have a lot of drawings of ME to catch up on since this little Zine project isn’t even centered around me!

Jon: Of course it’s not all about you Ed. It’s Rogues! The fanzine not Riddler! The fanzine

Catie and Cato: that's right!

Catie: it features almost everyone that appears in Rogues! the podcast!

Cato: including iconic scenes from all the seasons and special events like Lockup’s Lockdown and murder in the house of mystery

Captain Boomerang for some reason: am I in it?

Catie and Cato: NO

Edward: You know. This could be a good thing. More people would see how much better I am.

Jon: You are insufferable, you know that right?

Edward: And I’m in more zine pieces than you. That means some people find me charming.

Jon: you two. When is this zine thing out?

Catie: January 31st!

Cato: and it’s free so you don’t have to pay to see it

Edward: Ah, perfect. People don’t even have to pay to see Jon’s ugly mug

Jon: Oh you're funny. That was funny.

Cato: you know what would be funny? If you guys left right now.

Catie: yeah you interrupted Cato’s vampire Jon drawing time 

Jon: Vampire Jon?

Edward: And that is our cue to leave! You two need to feature me more! 

Catie/Cato: yes sir will do!

Jon and Edward leave

Cato: I’m killing you

Catie: WHAT DID I DO!?

[vctrvn-ls]

Dancing around the kitchen with Sharky? Like him twirling reader and so?

Circles , Post Malone | Sharky |

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

warnings: language

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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

"Sharky!" You laugh as a big cloud of flour rises from the bowl in your hands.

"Whoops." He grins, shrugging with the flour packet.

"We're never going to finish this if you keep messing." You whine, annoyed as Sharky's playful mood that had been with him since the morning.

The two of you were enjoying a nice summer evening…inside...making pizza. Why? Because you were not in the resource to go out and Sharky said he was tired of takeout.

So the two of you came to an arrangement, you get to stay at home and Sharky doesn't need to order any food.

Cooking with Sharky was entertaining, mostly because he never knew what he was doing and you'd always be busy keeping an eye on him, making sure he didn't mess anything up.

In the background of your chaos Sharky's "Chill music" playlist was on, with the song 'Stolen Dance' currently playing, but barely anything was heard because of your screaming "SHARKY YOU IDIOT!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh my god." You put the bowl down and turned to him, in disbelief of what he had just done "Give me that." You snatched the flour from his hand and put it back into the cupboard.

"You know we're gonna still need that?" He tried to suppress his crazy laughter.

You groan, rolling your eyes and taking the flour back out.

Well maybe you didn't have to, cause you were covered in it. Instead of "carefully sifting" as the instructions said, Sharky carelessly dumped it inside the bowl AGAIN, making you completely lose it.

"Sharky," you whine.

"Ok, ok, sorry I'll stop now."

You furrow your eyebrows at him.

"Hand on heart." He put his flour-covered hand on his chest.

"Oh my god." You groan "You're never allowed next to the flour."

"My bad." He innocently shows his teeth.

"Alrighty," you check the recipe on your phone "Flatten the dough...roll it..."

Sharky leaned over you, positioning his arms on the counter and trapping your between them, looking at what you were reading.

"Oil the tray...or parchment paper." He heard you mumble in concentration, which he thought was very cute. You were very cute. He smiled at his own thoughts, resting his head on your shoulder while you continued fussing over the recipe.

"Alright so we gotta-Sharky," you say sternly but with a smile "Cmon let's finish this."

"But you're so comfy." He playfully complains, wrapping his arms around you from behind, chin not leaving your shoulder.

"Oh my god Sharky." You watch as his dusty hands wrap around your waist, getting more flour everywhere.

You shake your head as you feel him begin to sway side to side.

"Sharkyyy," you nudge him in the ribs, and it works! He lets you go with an over exaggerated "Ow!" While you hurry to the dough.

"Tsk," he shakes his head "You're no fun."

"Yeah cause I'm starving you genius and you're not helping."

"I-Ah-Okay yeah fair enough." He nods.

You chuckle at his stuttering.

"Ok I'll stop if you're actually hungry."

"Oh how considerate of you." You say sarcastically.

"Yeah otherwise you'll end up eating me." He adds, making you break out into a series of giggles which contagiously passed onto him as he watched you laugh with heart eyes.

Ten minutes later the pizza was in the oven and the two of your were on the couch, lazily laying around doing nothing and waiting for the 'ding'.

"I'm so booored," Sharky stated, looking up at you from your lap.

"I'm tired."

"From what? You literally didn't do anything all day!" He exclaims.

"Of you."

"What?" He furrowed his eyebrows, not knowing if he should actually be hurt by that or not.

"I'm kidding." You look down at him with a grin.

"Not funny."

You shake your head before leaning down and planting a kiss on his lips.

"Where'd that come from?" He chuckled in surprise "…Do it again."

"No." You grin, straightening your back and leaning on the couch, leaving Sharky with nothing.

He was just about to voice his disappointment when he suddenly heard a faint but familiar melody.

"Oh my gosh!" He declares, jolting up, catching you off guard.

"What?"

"I haven't heard this song in so long! This must be my old playlist." He rushed over to the kitchen, turning up the volume on the speaker.

You peeped at him from the couch with a raised eyebrow as you heard Circles by Post Malone begin blasting through the house.

"COME DANCE WITH ME!" You barely heard Sharky yell over the music.

You shake your head, not feeling it.

He demonstratively rolls his eyes and droops his shoulder, before jogging over to you.

You watch him stand in front of you, moving his shoulders and singing "I couldn't be theeere!" He clenches his fists and slightly bends his knees while screwing his eyes shut "Even when I trieeed!"

You can't help but laugh at him.

"You don't believe iiiit!" He opens his eyes and glares right at you "We do this every time!" He swiftly jumps up and manages to grab ahold of your hand in the process, pulling you after him right where you didn't want to be minutes ago.

"Seasons change and our love went coooold!" He intertwines his fingers with yours, and sways his arms around as you watch, just to get you in the mood.

"Run away but we're running in circles!" He leans forward, face inches away from yours. You thought he was going to kiss you, but instead felt one of his hands let go and the other bring your arm over your head drawing a circle motion in the air, forcing you to spin.

You can't help but chuckle at Sharky's cheeky move as he continues to scream the lyrics of the song "Run away but we're running in circles, run away, run away- Cmon!"

The spin seemed to have somehow done a trick on you because the next thing you knew you were singing along to Posty's next verse. Maybe your expression wasn't the most pleasant (at first) as you pretended to have been "forced" by him, but with each word you kind of started to enjoy it.

Well to be frank, it was really hard not to enjoy it because of how excitedly Sharky was bouncing around you.

Even though the verse was calm, he still managed to jump up and down with every beat before joining in with you "You thought that is was spe-cial, spe-cial!"

"But it was just the sex though-"

"Sex though!" Sharky accompanimented you on the harmony.

"And I still hear the echoes-"

"The echoes!"

"I got a feeling that's it's time to let it go...Let it gooo," you felt a small surge of energy rush through you as the catchy beat drop swooped in.

"Seasons change and our love went cooold!" You both sang in unison.

A massive smile shone on Sharky's face as he watched you jump up and down in the most adorable way possible. And his heart completely melted when he felt both of your hands on his, encouraging to join in with the jumping, which obviously he did.

"Feed the flame cause we can't let it goooo!"

You both stopped in time for the "Run away but we're running in circles," As Sharky lifted his hand up and watched you twirl again "Run away, run away!"

As the melody continued on, the two of you had a mini unspoken dance battle, which you initiated with "worm arms". Sharky caught onto it with a Micheal Jackson spin and hand on his head making you crack up right on the spot.

"That was actually really good!" You point at his legs and laugh, earning an "I know" nod from Sharky. The mini dance battle came to a holt as you and Sharky prepared to sing the next emotionally-filled verse on high notes.

"Maybe you don't understand what I'm going throoouuughhhh, it's only me!" You point to yourself, trying to do movements that fit the lyrics "Whatchu got to loooose? Make up your mind, tell me what are you going throoouuugh?" You point to Sharky "It's only me- Let it goooooo!"

And as the chorus replayed you went back to the jumping, holding each others hands and yelling the lyrics. Of course you both knew it was silly, maybe even cheesy or childish but the energy that Posty's music had was unstoppable and you both were having the time of your lives.

Sharky had hearts in his eyes, knowing that you were enjoying yourself and enjoying his company, he could feel that exact warm fuzzy feeling inside him that is sometimes described as "butterflies" but to him it was more than that, something bigger.

"-Run away but we're running in circles," this time you raised Sharky's hand up, indicating for him to spin, and as he did you had to jump up to make sure he'd fit under your arm.

You laughed at the way he had to bend down while twirling, just barely making it through.

As the song came to an end the pair of you were out of breathe and laughing while still holding onto each others hands.

You continued to giggle as Sharky reached for the speaker, turning it off.

"Do you think we missed the pizza?" He panted.

You shrug, shaking your head and looking at the oven "Oh no wait we did." You walked over and opened the small glass door, steam rising as you did so.

"Yep. It's done." You fully open the oven, waiting for the tray to cool down a little.

"That was fun wasnt it?" Sharky leaned on the counter and tilted his head with a smile on his face.

"Yeah...it was...a little." You add slyly, squinting at him.

"A little?" Sharky exclaimed with a chuckle "You should've seen yourself a minute ago."

"Yeah, yeah, okay." You shrug.

"We should make pizza more often." He walked over and leaned onto you, wrapping his hands around your waist from behind while you continued to stare at the pizza.

"Hm?" He nuzzled into your cheek to try and get a response from you.

"Yeah ok don't over do it," you smirk, turning your head to him and placing a chaste kiss on his lips "Let me eat before you start pissing me off again."

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

[lightlycareless]

naoaki coming back to the estate only to find naoya and y/n having an intense make out session 🤭 also when hinata finds out y/n is inlove with naoya, she would beat up gojo because he jinxed it 😭

Hello!!!!!

Omg yesssssss however...

This would be highly embarrassing for all parties involved hahahahaha

But you know what it reminds me of? This video right here. God, there's so many things I could go from here like.

If this was the child au (when Y/N and Naoya are a bit older) this is how Naoaki finds out they're dating. He'd leave the room immediately.

Highschool AU, they'd be caught by Gojo, who would take pictures to blackmail them with :) And that's how everyone knows they're dating now.

But going back to Naoaki, ngl I'd like to see his reaction (he'd be getting a taste of his own medicine if you know what I mean)

Warnings: spoilers for my main fic, I believe. Slightest, tiniest hint of smut. Someone gets a reality check.

Happy reading!

Naoaki rushed back to the estate as soon as the mission was over. He always did, but as of lately, he’s doing it more— and it's no surprise why.

Ever since you came into his life, you're all he thinks of. From the beginning of the day to when he goes to sleep, Naoaki can't wait for the moment he’ll be able to see you and the lovely way your face brightens up when seeing him again, getting to hear your chirpy voice telling him of all the things you’ve done while he’s away, and maybe, if he’s lucky enough, how much you miss him too.

He doesn't care that you're Naoya’s wife. Wasn’t really an issue since he’s been nothing but disrespectful towards you; what claim can he make, demanding to keep away from you and respect him?

Everyone knows he doesn't deserve you, especially him. So what does it matter if his brother gets close to you?

Besides, it's not like anything is ever going to happen between Naoya and you. You hate him too much to allow it.

So in a way, he’s relaxed when arriving at the estate.

Kind of, for Naoaki is still worried that Naoya's suspension, where he's forced to stay back home until it's over, could easily provide him a moment to torment you.

And that… Well, he wouldn't be that far off.

Only it's not quite how he imagined it.

“Y/N—are you here…?” Naoaki is just a mere seconds away from knocking your bedroom door when it suddenly slides open, you scurrying out soon after, with a flustered face and disheveled appearance, which you try to fix before he notices, eventually acknowledging him.

“Naoaki!” You breathe, threading one of your unruly hairs behind your ear. “I didn't… I wasn't expecting you to come back!”

“I thought I'd… surprise you.” He admits, eyes focused on the swollen appearance of your lips, the fidgeting of your fingers against the collar of your kimono, and was that a… “... Are you ok?”

“Yeah!” You gasp, fervently nodding your head. “I'm fine! I was just, you know, laying a bit! Tired from all that work. Have you eaten? I'm sure you're starving!”

“No, I haven't” Naoaki, obviously, gets the feeling that you're trying to rush him away from your room. But why?

Is there another reason behind your flustered, suspicious behavior? Or maybe he caught you in an… inappropriate time?

“Well then, that can't be!” You say, quickly grabbing him by the arm and pulling in the direction of the kitchen. “Let's get you something to eat first!”

“Wait, Y/N— I don't—” and perhaps because he was tired, or simply caught off guard by everything, Naoaki can't do anything but allow you to guide him away.

Away from the rising suspicions he harbored towards your unusual appearance, your odd behavior, or the sounds coming from inside your chambers…

Naoaki, even then, was willing to push all aside and simply enjoy his reunion with you—had he kept his sight on the hallways, instead of turning back to your room, giving it one last glance and getting a sight that would forever mark his conscience: an equally disheveled Naoya exiting the doors.

Although subtle, the impression of what the two were doing there was clear in the way he fixed his pants, followed by the marks on his neck, or even the lack of an undershirt…

Naoaki didn't want to concede and admit what transpired, but it's not like he had much of a choice anyways when Naoya proceeded, with little to no shame.

“Y/N!” Naoya suddenly calls, a noise that immediately makes you stop, hesitantly turning around as your cheeks become redder and redder, to see him.

“...Yes?” you squeaked.

“Once you're done, head back to my room. I'd like to pick up where we left off.” Is all that he says, with an arrogant smirk plastered on his face that was undeniably directed to Naoaki, before turning around and retreating into the hallways.

You don't give any time for Naoaki to say anything before you're tugging him back away towards the kitchen, the path there completely silent as his new reality begins to settle in his mind.

It was almost cruel the way he found out, almost as if the universe decided to cruelly play a trick on him, toying with his worst fears, destroying what he thought invincible, and mock him with it.

But Naoaki would have to learn that the universe doesn't work that way. All had simply been work of his own delusions, thinking that just because there was a rift, he'd be able to step in and fill that void.

It was never meant to be that way. Not at all.

You and Naoya were fated together for a reason, Naoaki just needed a bit of time to see that.

Naoaki you fool... Did you really think you were to stay with y/n? Nope :) I mean, at least not in the main story I mean what.

Anyways, this is a direct call back to that one time Ranta saw Naoaki leave y/n's room and he was like oh no Naoya not better see BUT HE DID. Oh, those were the days.

As for Hinata, you can be 100% sure she's going to beat gojo's ass for even thinking something like that. :) I wonder what her reaction would be to seeing the two tho...

Anyways, I hoped you enjoy this silly thing I wrote hahahah I don't even know if this is what you wanted, but it did rub one of my guilty pleasures so... 😏

But thank you for sending in this ask :>

Take care, and hope to see you soon!!

[qinluofu]

⊹﹒blue lock boys + younger sibling headcanons ♡

chigiri hyoma, sae&rin, michael kaiser taking care of gn!reader who injured their legs

masterlists ^o^

CHIGIRI is extremely concerned for your well-being. luckily, it's not a serious injury and you'll be able to completely recover from it but he still isn't any less concerned. saving his fear from his previous injury, he takes up the job to be your caretaker and stays at home 24/7 for you .

it starts in the morning where he's already by your side with a plate of white oats and slices of apples. it's probably a very bland meal but he insists it's good for the injury. he never lets you get out of bed and does everything for you - unless it's going to the bathroom. he just carries you and takes you to the toilets.

by lunch he's already cooked your favourite home meal and watching movies with you on the couch with a blanket drapped over. there was a bowl of green pea snacks in your hands as you start to feel the feeling of your brother's warmth.

at night, he tucks you in bed and kisses your forehead and tells you to sleep well. you have to admit, it was a pretty nice day with just your brother caring for you without any bickering.

SAE & RIN didn't think it would happen. and it was 100% their fault. kinda.

they took you out of the house for exercising and you reluctantly agreed. the both of them were frequently exercising so there were no issues on their end while you had the hardest time running a lap - and when you were finally done you were sweating buckets. you didn't think anything would happen either and just went home doing arguably the most activity you had in awhile

then it happened . you woke up and felt a terrible ache from your waist down. when you tried lifting your knee all it gave you was a terrible soreness and a weak attempt at getting up. your first instinct was to call for your brothers as they slowly walked down to see what was up at 7am in the morning.

upon hearing your complaints they just had a ^^? moment. " so how does that even happen?" rin had a confused look and sae just flicked his forehead. "it just does dumbass. clearly someone hasn't been exercising alot" replied sae and you just >:( .

so after a few google searches and some more bickering, they decided to halt their activities to take responsibility for their injured sibling. sae carried you around his back all day and rin was in charge of guiding him and helping you take your things.

it took a few days for your legs to completely heal and you 3 had a very serious agreement to never exercise without stretching your muscles prior, ever .

a/n : that last sentence is so real, do not exercise without stretching guys 😖

KAISER thought you were joking and just wanted to prank him. are you serious? you're the sibling of one of the soccer players that is ranked in the New Generation XI - getting injured?

"hahahahaha . yeah ok, nice joke - funny even but we're not doing that again" he fakes a laugh and was about to walk past you when you smacked him in the head and showed him the injury yourself. he kinda stares at it for a moment and suddenly realises something.

you must've wanted his help but was too shy to ask for it, right? he starts to think to himself and smirks a little while you just stare at this big weirdo in front of you. he suddenly offers his hand out, "don't worry my dear hopeless little sibling! your big brother is definitely here to save you!" he self proclaims and you just :| . you take his hand, didn't need his help but thanks i guess.

he thinks he's some big hero really - of course his definition of "help" was to get ness and let ness carry you around to help while kaiser relaxed by the sandy beaches.

"i'm such a great brother aren't i"

"of course kaiser, everyone loves you"

( kaiser's conversation with himself while he lays down by the sands )

a/n : i just wanted to bring up the fact that i finally finished my carrd :D

[carica-ficus]

“Nona the Ninth”

20/07/2024

Reading progress: 477/477 (100%) Read through since last update: 203

The final stretch! Since I've had a free day yesterday, so I decided to binge the rest of the book and it was so worth it.

Alas, the final notes:

YEESSSS!!! RAGE!! TIME FOR VIOLENCE!!!!!

Hhhh Nona's meltdown is so freeing. There was SO much tension that has built up these last few days and she took it like a champ.

Ngl, I read that part as the frustration that comes out when you're finally done masking for so long. And I mean, Nona literally mentions it in the text too. That she's wearing a mask that looks like her face. Love to see it. It's comforting in a strange way. Mostly because I get it.

Fuck. Yeah, we learn about Earth's demise. We learn about the ways humans try to escape it. We learn about the consequences. But hearing John say that they needed to get the second wave of ships ready before the next round of climate starvation really hit. Humanity really is fucked. And not just in this book.

Not the fucking cows again.

Dying of curiosity. I mean... Is she wrong? (We'll see.)

Oh, fuck. It's not Ianthe's body.

This changes everything.

It changed nothing. Except that it might have made some things worse.

Of course it's Harrow's body. I did think that to myself somewhere in the middle of the book. Like - wouldn't it be SO funny if Harrow, who was always forced to calculate everything and be 3 steps ahead of everyone else, is replaced by Nona who depends on others to survive and has no idea what the fuck's happening? And there we all have it.

ALSO.

The storyline of Harrow working so much and trying to recover after all that grief and anger and sadness becoming a person that is going through recovery, who is loved and loves others, who is struggling so much to find herself, but doesn't know how to function on her own... It's such a powerful take on mental health and everything that comes along with trauma and recovery. This is such a good book.

Is it Gideon AGAIN???

That would be so fucking funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay. She's not. But it's so much worse! Hahahahaha 🙃🙃🙃

HSJDNDNJSKSKSKSKS PALAMEDES AND CAMILLA MY BELOVED ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

No pain meds. - Every pain medication you have, please.

AAAAAAA they're so ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Oh, yeah. There it goes again. Is Nona hard of hearing? I didn't really think about this element that much, but it does appear several times. She can understand others and multiple languages only if she sees them speak.

Ok. That John chapter was something.

And I know he's a shitty guy. I do. But I get it.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA not the Sixths doing math ALOUD in the Convoy to entertain themselves

Paul?

Sure, ok. Why not.

This kinda reminds me of that scene where Lapis (from Steven Universe) calls herself Bob during the baseball episode. Can't believe I remember that since I haven't watched the show in ages.

SUSS?????

THEN PERISH???

Okay, so much happened at the end that I just didn't want to put the book away in order to comment, so here's some thoughts at the end.

JOHN YOU DICKHEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAA

On the other hand, I am in LOVE with the way his character is written - from a perfect being to a selfish, deceitful and greedy man. I loved the way he captured Alecto. I love how he brought her into the tomb like a child, and she was in awe of everything he showed her. It's so raw. It's so sickening and repulsive and violating.

AND I LOVE that Alecto is basically the soul of the Earth. And I love that she is just a girl. That she just wants to live and love and be loved.

And that ending. AAAAA So cool. So so so so so cool. Love it.

I'm so happy I finally finished Nona. It is such a gorgeous book and I loved every bit of it. With each book I just fall more in love with the world and the characters, and I'm in awe of Muir's capability to make me appreciate every single character, no matter their background, morality or goals. Man, this story will stay with me for a long time, if not forever.

[jmdbjk]

Good morning! Pt. 2

I forgot to mention that it started to pour down rain (hence Rainy Day Fight) whenever JK was out there lost in the streets and I’m sure that added to his stress because he didn’t know how to get back to the dorm. Thundering, lightning, who knows... wind maybe... some outside force got upset at JK in that moment. The Universe seemed to step in and pour a bucket of water on a young JK's head to get his attention... it worked.

Continuing...

So he's scrolling through a million cooking videos and then all of a sudden "Lee Mujin Service April Fools Day Special" comes up?

I can't be the only one who is giving that the big ol' side eye... amongst all the food/cooking videos THAT one shows up? Riiiight...

He says he hasn't seen it... riiiiight.... whatever you say Kookie.

Curiously... the translation subtitle says he said "Jimin!" but that's not what he said. I don't know what he said but it wasn't Jimin.

He fast forwards a little and then this:

Hahahahaha! Yep, I bet you've heard enough about Face album to last you a while. That project tied up your Jiminie for most of the past year and had you sitting in your living room-cave drinking beer and eating gobs of fried chicken in front of Netflix all winter long singing to your giant tv and keeping the neighbors awake.

But that doesn't stop Kook from obviously loving Like Crazy...

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He couldn't think of Bosa Nova for the genre.

The mimicking was 💀 ... I died. I can see Jimin practicing some mock interviews with him. That seems very much like something Jimin would do. JK loves his Jimin. That's all there is to it.

Then he sang along with Lee Mujin on "Butterfly" and "Traffic Light" where he unleashed some killer ad libs. He proceeded to play air drums.

When he was done with that he scrolled some more and commented there are only cooking shows... I swear ... how did the Lee Mujin show just appear amongst all the cooking shows Kookie?? hmmmmm????

He has watched it before, that's how, it was in his history.

I have to tell you... I will admit, my mind lives in the gutter... please get that stick out from between your legs and ESPECIALLY STOP rubbing the knob at the end of it!!!

You can't tell me he doesn't know what we say on here about him. He lurks in the rabbit hole...I just know it.

Finds this specific thing and then proceeds to sing along with himself... if the neighbors managed to keep sleeping through the drumming on the furniture jam session, they surely woke up when he started to belt out Airplane Pt. 2.

But he couldn't remember the lyrics to Save Me...

When the Best of Me verse came up where he and Jimin do the switchy-switchy back and forth choreo he couldn't help himself... he had to couch dance... and it turned out to be a loop hahahahaha!

Then he belted out Wasurenai by Tanaka. The neighbors probably have given up on sleeping in by now. It's a workday anyway. Get your ass out of bed.

[the toes...] I'm not a foot person but I would give him a foot rub.

That's because you are interrupting your body's involuntary intake and exhalation of oxygen. It is theorized that the brain triggers yawns to keep you alert. I know everyone needed to know that. Don't look at my brain, its scary in there. Moving on...

And then he swapped hats and launched into a 5 minute impression of G-Dragon... I don't know anything about G-Dragon except he was in BigBang with Taeyang. I did see him arriving at Incheon one time and he was wearing the shortest shorts I've ever seen a man wear in public these days. They were like booty shorts... He did not make eye contact with anyone, as if he wished he was somewhere else. Came across as a typical western rapper... full of attitude and not gratitude. That's my impression of who G-Dragon is. Anyway. This:

Paint me clueless because I have no idea what just happened.

Ok, let me take a step away for a second and speak about something: Jungkook just parodied G-Dragon. He was mimicking Jimin earlier... ALL IN FUN. The theory is, when you mimic others, you subconsciously create a bond with those individuals. If you dislike someone, your subconscious will dampen any desire to do that. Psychology is fascinating isn't it?

I've seen some trying to weaponize these instances during this live. Jungkook mimics and copies because these are people he enjoys, not people he hates. There is not a malicious bone in JK's body. Just a lot of bones and cartilages that sound like bubble wrap being stepped on when he cracks them. Again moving on...

He stopped on Kurzgesagt, a Youtube channel that creates animated videos on a variety of topics that are informational and enlightening. Kookie loves the aesthetics of the channel.

He spends the next 10 minutes searching for something to watch while his brain tries to wind down and tell him its time to sleep. He subconsciously starts humming Like Crazy again and then finds a Jay Park song. I am thinking a collab is coming even though most of us could do without Jay Park. Obviously, Jungkook has a thing for him so I will remain open minded about any song should one be released. JK's vocals will elevate it to the stratosphere regardless.

I remember the pushback when we learned about Jimin's collab with Taeyang. And it turned out to be a great song and speaking for myself, I found Taeyang to be a decent and likable human. Why I ever doubted the kind of person Jimin would admire, I have no idea.

Displaying his prowess of composing songs on the spot:

The entire live was classic Jungkook. He will talk about almost anything and share a wide-ranging amount of TMI. Even now, he shows us how open he is about so much. He covered so many random things but mostly talked about his three favorite things: working out/body care, cooking and Jimin.

And Jimin and Jungkook...they are still the same as they've always been, always and forever since the rainy day fight up until now.

He finally decided to "rest a bit" before heading out and bid us farewell.

Apobangpo Kookie! I hope we get to see you soon again!

More thoughts as I sit here thinking about Jungkook and Jimin through the years... it shouldn't be taken lightly how much influence Jimin has had on Jungkook. And to think of their dynamic over the years, watching the way they look at each other and speak to each other has evolved. It is rare to be able to observe such a thing happen between two people in real life. The way they both light up when they see the other's presence... lately we've seen it during these lives... they both beam with joy at each other... it's an amazing thing.

(FYI: My gifs and video prevented this post from showing up on the tumblr feed so there are screenshots for now.)

[ladysomething]

hun, you sure as hell honor your name, couse you're mad. as in mad mad. madhatter kind lf mad iykwim

still, I missed my favorite mad mad angsty-hate-complot-ish-sex writer and being here but now I'm back from the dead to do once again 5+1

1. btw loved the chapter, but I had to remind myself that it's ficticion, because I was this close to pulling my hair. my goodness they really are stupid aren't they? and I might need to kidnap and torture Christian to get him to spill the goddamn tea because Max won't do it. asshole. and funny question I have a feeling you won't asnwer or was already asked. what's the relationship that Jean Luc and Max have? like, was he there in the oast with Kelly as well? from where and how do they know each other?

2. look, I like Pierre irl. kinda. sometimes. but here he's getting on my nerves more than he would usually. I really don't get his side of his relationship with Charles and that's something I forgot to ask from last chapter. because the heck was that shit of letting Charles do stuff. like, first he acts like a big protective brother, then he starts kinda controlling and then he goes on to do the alpha version of dick meassurent with Max? I desperately need some light on this. is it gonna be cleared some day in the future or am I never getting that answer?

3. and the fact that Charles got the end of the stupid fight like what the actual fuck is wrong with people in this society. this is not a movie where two idiots fight for the damsel in distress. do better *judgemental look*

4. very time Max uses his alpha voice, a fairy looses their wings. and he himself looses a part of his heart. I find it awfully confusing that he keeps doing it over and over and over, and then dares to make me feel bad about him feeling bad about Charles feeling bad and the action itself. fuck him honestly. I mean, Charles' on the task, but you know what I mean

5. is the 2025 ferrari line up happening here as well? does Max knows LH is gonna be Charles' new teammate or how's that situation here, because I feel like that could be trouble. wonder why.

+1. jesus FUUUUUCK that shit was a campfire. hot. like. hooot. I've recently discovered that I have a thing *specially* for Max in fics *specifically* when he's about to have sex with Charles, or already having sex with him and then he laughs or smiles or smirkS GOOD FUCKING LORD. and he did here. I almost passed out of hotness. or. is it horniness? idk

+2. your uptades always catch me when I'm at work. so obviously I have to either risk myself to eternal bullying and open ao3 in the middle of my office or in the lounge or go to the bathroom for 20+ minutes and have everyone thinking I either died or ate something thay was rotten since 1965. it's always worth either way. I saw someone saying that this fic hits like cocaine and look. I've never done cocaine but I share the feeling. sure as fuck I do. this is my way to thank you for your service contributing to get me insane piece by piece.

omg you're back!!!!! hi!!!! I hope everything is ok with you.

obvi I won't answer, but everything will be revealed in the fic!! but I willlll sayyyyy ... Max and Jean-Luc have known each other for a while :)

we have absolutely not seen the last of pierre! but I can kinda answer a little bit, even though it's a cop out - but a lot of his behaviour can be boiled down to the fact that he's and alpha, and feels super protective over Charles.

for real Charles was catching strays. he was like ..... but what'd I do?

hahahahaha yeah he's a complex little bean isn't he?? hates using it, and yet .... makes you wonder what kind of things he was maybe taught as a kind about how to deal with omegas ....

hah I wish I could make that ferrari line up work, but tbh this was all plotted out before that announcement so. no, its currently not a thing in this universe.

+ 1. Max is just. so hot. in every iteration of him.

+2. please let me know if you ever read it at work (either in front of people or in the bathroom) so I know if that happened. I'd really love to know.

[yannisrandomstuff]

Ok ok, thus is my last ask foe the day I PROMISE

but you hurt me, HURT MY HEART POOR GABE😭

Could I get hcs for him actually being with his s/o? Without alt Gabe around, just him. Also how would he react to being called Gabe the babe? Also maybe nsfw hcs?? if your ok with it! Ok ok I'm done now, GOODNIGHT

A rainy day with you

Word count:3902

Fluff with Arch Gabe no angst I promise

Arch Gabe disguised as a human to spend time with you but he doesn't know how

He finally had the chance to talk to you face to face

He's happy :>

Spending rainy days with S/O makes him happy like REALLY HAPPY

Looked really calm but doesn't know what to say towards you or act around you since he's always behind alt gabe's shadow

It is a Saturday morning where you just woke up and had nothing to do but to read news paper and drink your coffee. You can't open your television since it is banned in the county to prevent alternate attacks. Your angel roommate isn't home too and would be back after 4 weeks since he's doing his 'angel' Business, it's just you yourself and you alone. It started raining and the sun light was gone, you frowned, one of your plans for today is go gardening to take care of your flowers but that was canceled since it started raining so now all you gotta do is clean your house so you can atleast entertain yourself. You suddenly heard a knock on your door, you didn't think it was "Gabriel" since he has your keys or he would just pop out of nowhere around your house, you then open your door and it reveals to have a man soaking wet from the rain

" I- excuse me-, may I come in?, I don't really have a place to stay for a while and I don't have a umbrella with me"

"Oh dear! Please come in! You're wet head to toe! Please sit on the chair while I get you some clean towels, please wait"

You hurriedly go to the bathroom to get some towel to help the poor man

"Here you go sir, help yourself"

"Ah thank you miss.."

"I must ask sir, what is your name so that u can know who I'm letting in my house"

"Gabriel. The names Gabriel miss"

You were taken back at his response but brush it off as normal since he have the same name as "Gabriel" Your roommate but oh well

"How about you miss?"

"Oh-! My name is Y/N, nice to meet you Gabriel!"

"Hahahaah me too, umm the floor has gotten wet I'm sorry for that and the trouble"

"Ah no it's fine really come in the table there's still a hot water left I should make you some hot coffee or chocolate what do you want?"

"A hot chocolate would be nice, you're too kind"

So then you began making him a hot chocolate to prevent him catching a cold

"Here you go"

"Thank you Y/N. May I ask you a question?"

"Oh sure!"

"Do you live alone or do you have a roommate?"

"Well I do have a roommate but he hasn't comeback yet from his work"

"Oh? I see"

He wanted to tell you and reveal all the things that you deserve to know but for some reason somethings holding him back from saying it, an alone time with you felt different it made him heart melt knowing you can see him and talk to him in a gentle way. He wondered what would happen if you know what alternate gabriel really is and his motives.

The rain had stopped and he's already nice and dry

"Oh I see that the rain had stopped miss Y/N, I must go now. Thank you again for the kindness good bye" he said happily

"Good bye sir Gabriel"

Both of you bid goodbye to each other

Closing your door and cleaning the mess

"He's really kind, but I can't help the fact that he looks like "Gabriel" so much, maybe they're Brothers??, no that can't be possible "Gabriel" is an angel while Sir Gabriel is human. I don't even know anymore I think im just hungry" You talk to yourself

He can never forget the feeling when you help him and smile warmly towards him it's like a dream come true for archangel Gabriel.

As for the nickname (*sigh* jk HAHAHAHAHA)

He would be very confused

Is there a meaning behind that nickname? Or you're just messing with him?

Poor man is confused

Though he liked it but isn't sure

" I didn't know you humans like to name people too but this one is rather confusing.."

He doesn't mind really

Either way hes happy that you gave him a nickname.

See I told ya no angst Here

Didn't include the nsfw one sorry KWKWKWK

[iveneverdoneanythingwrong]

Liveblogging Man Suang

First things first - outrage at Not-Mile who dares put his hands on Apo. Who the fuck do you think you- oh good, he's dead. Though, this is obviously something Khem expects and is used to. The touching, not the murder.

Wan, leave that knife in. Wan, don't take that knife out. Okaaaay, he took the knife out. Khem, at least don't be holding the murder weapon when- *sigh* never mind. Jesus fuck, Khem and Wan are not the sharpest crayons in the box, are they?

"You were caught red handed next to my nephew's body!" Only literally! I mean, technically correct. And in this instance, not the best kind of correct. :(

I love the costuming

Ohh hellooooo. Also, girrrl what are YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

You met him thirty seconds ago and you're already showing him your pussy? Chatra, you slut.

Hey. HEY! Lord Not-Chatra. Stop looking at him like that. I swear, Khem is to higher-social-standing men like Will Graham is to serial killers. Where's the Chesapeake Chatra when you need him?

Montage time!

Khem. Sweetie. Honey. You need to be more subtle if you're going to be a spy....

Apo is so pretty when he cries. 😭

YEAH YOU TELL HIM KHEM! Calling out the double standards! Also, that dude is totes jealous he didn't catch Lord Not-Chatra's attention...

Chatra gives you one warning and then it's a FIST TO THE FACE.

Are they on a date? They're totally on a date.

This is a very important secret. So I'm telling you, a guy I've spoken to four times, on our first date, at a table at the corner of an intersection with open doors and people all around. Very important. Top Secret.

I love the sheer disappointment and disbelief in Khem's voice. Khem: A treasure trove? Really? That's what you're going with? Chatra: Why are you laughing?

Khem, you're such a hothead. You got into a KITE FIGHT. But it is a great excuse for Chatra to grope your waist. Well done.

At least Khem tells his secret up a tree and not on a LITERAL STREET CORNER.

Can't rid yourself of being a lowborn? *looks at the camera like it's The Office*

Me: I'm laughing with Khem cause a treasure map is stupid. Me five minutes later: wait, you bought that??? Chatra: Wait, he bought that? Oh man, this pretty idiot desperately needs my help...

Me (And Chatra definitely): My god, look at his face transform into a smile... do it again! again!

Khem: I have something to tell you... .... ... I've invited Chatra to join our missionWAN:ARE YOUFUCKING CRAZY???

I love the reconstruction sequence. That's some good storytelling.

HAHAHAHAHA "If you don't believe me, feel free to search my rooms!" Wan: Oh...I don't think that's nec- Chatra: DON'T MIND IF I DO. "Maybe you need to search me. I'll undress" Khem: NO THANK YOU WE'RE GOOD.

Ok... do you think that's enough food for three people? I think we might need to get another table of food in here...

What.... what are you doing Chatra. Like... my man has to have a good reason to point a gun at Khem... but there are no good reasons to point a gun at Khem.... but my man has to have a good reason to....KHEM LET HIM EXPLAIN

Ahhh Hong, I knew he wasn't dead. I knew it! I did! Oooh an assassin's teapot. Nice.

Yeah, old man! I agree!

Goddamned Apo is so goddamned pretty.

Oh damn. Risking your life to save your friend... and ending up having to kill him yourself. What a gut punch.

Aww Chatra. I'm not crying, you're crying!

Where's the series? I need the series now! Where is ittttttt???? 😭😭😭😭😭 You can't leave my boys like this!! 😭😭😭

[lululawrence]

Strange story: I was at work the other day and dunkirk was playing on the tv and I was gushing and being very loud. So this coworker, was like, Cristal are you okay? And I was like YES! There’s Harry! I love him. And she was like, the first thing she said was like, “Is he gay? He’s gay isn’t he.” I KID YOU NOT. My brain malfunction so I was like after 10 seconds of silence “yea he is.” I for sure can’t remember what the specifics of Harry’s sexuality is. And she was like “is he dating someone?” SO MY BRAIN WAS LIKE “do I start larrying or WHAT?!” and in the end, I was like “yeah with his bandmate for since the beginning of his career” and she was like “but he has a gf?” AND I WAS LIKE YEA UM “yeah its pr, like mutually beneficial contract only” and then she was like what’s the bandmate look like, so your miss girl here pulled up a photo of Louis and the first thing she saw was this article about larry where their faces side by side and the first thing she said “OH THEY LOOK ALIKE” so once again miss girl’s brain malfunction and I was like… “what????” and she asked “how long have they been together?” and so like a loon, I said “um—over a decade.” my little larrie heart busrt a little when she said “Ahh, no wonder.” And then after a few minutes she was like “do I know the women he’s pr with???” and so I listed all the names, miss girl was SHOCKED. but ok, we’re alright and then she was like “Ahh it’s okay if he’s not out. His choice.” CRISTAL HERE GOT DEFENSIVE A LITTLE BECAUSE MY BABIES, THE HORROR THEYVE GONE THROUGH. And so I said, “um—closeting is not his fault??” and she then said “but why does he need all these pr???” and so with the patient of an angel, I told him “do you even know how homophobic the entertainment industry is?????!!!”

Anyways, that’s my short story. My point is, how do you let everyone know you’re a larry in a concert without telling them that you very explicitly? And what do you wear???

ads;kgjha;sdlfkjdas;lfksaj oh my word lmaoooooo i love you and your story lololololol

but also like the random questions at the end hahahaha like do you want a literal actual answer? i hope so cause that's what you're gonna get since i always try to code larrie so people can make the conscious choice as to whether to interact with me or not lollll

so like... at a concert, it depends on which concert you're talking about lmaoooo if it's a harry concert, you wear some louis merch and bring all the rainbows. if it's a louis concert, you wear harry's rainbow tpwk tee and again bring all the rainbows. that...... well i feel like that usually gets the point across lolllll but as for what i wear, again if it's a harry/louis (or in the old days, 1d lol) concert i wear all the rainbows. i have big rainbow, bi, and ace flags so i usually rotate between those, i have my eye makeup and nails usually done in the colors of one of those flag options, and then i'm usually also participating in a rainbow fan project, so i'm then also passing out rainbows. so i am essentially a walking rainbow. i also figure that is like... half the job done, yeah? i still bring rainbows to niall's shows too btw but they are much smaller usually and not as overt. because niall's shows just don't feel the same as harry and louis' lolololol and honestly, who needs to advertise as a larrie at a niall show anyway? hahaha

but yeah. i actually tend to more just try to advertise myself as PRIDE FRIENDLY rather than a larrie specifically, but i did once (or... twice i think actually) wear harry's rainbow tpwk tee to a louis show. and one of them was in detroit in 2022 and louis defo pointed at me a few times because it took me a hot minute to recognize and admit to myself that he really was trying to point at me hahahahaha i'd worn the shirt as a snarky way to get back at an anon that i didn't plan to advertise anywhere and i was never going to let the anon know even... i hadn't planned on wearing it to any of the louis shows, i just brought it to wear with my friends on travel days hahaha you probably don't care about any of this lololol

soooooo does that... answer your question? i hope so haha if not let me know and i'll try not to get so distracted this time ahha

[pancake-breakfast]

I've lost track of what migraine day I'm on, but Trigun Book Club persists and so shall I.

Stream-of-consciousness thoughts for TriMax Vol. 13, Chapters 4-6 below.

Chapter 4: Black

Voiceover Narration: Little did Livio know, but both the hat and the cape provided him with a +10 bonus to strength in addition to the moral boost. Someday, he would open up the stat screen for both and discover this, and then he would weep grateful tears that those who had so little gave him so much.

Oh, Elendira's got her own stat boost outfit, I guess.

I love how much tone she has in her voice. Between her body language and the translation, she's just a very easy character to hear in your head.

Ok, this panel is badass.

Ooh, she actually landed a hit on him. Hasn't done that in a bit.

Why's she sizzling? Is it because she's on fire right now?

(Also, she might be in full badass mode, but goshdarnit, she better not seriously injure my Livio. He's important to me and needs to live!)

Aaaand we're back to Legato's monstrosity.

Dude. He has to save some for fighting Knives, dummy. He's not Gojo utilizing Limitless and being able to just go forever. He's going through his Last Run. There's a hard stop to his power and it's coming up quick.

Hahahahaha, these poor guards. Space ships are, like, history bordering on mythology nowadays. They'd be more mythological if their bones weren't scattered across the planet. Seeing an actual functioning one that came from actual space would be quite something.

That's RIGHT, Luida's the one in charge!

Vance? As in advance? I mean, I know it's an actual name, but it's not a very common one and Nightow really seems to like just making names up, anyway....

Ok, so... Knives has always been a bit OP, but what I'm gathering from the Earth Fleet presentation is that this is a bit ridiculous even by the standards of a culture used to Plants.

Ok, I already have questions about how they know about any particular individual. I'm guessing they gleaned a lot of relevant information out of the remnants of Domina, but yeah.

Goshdarn, of course they were hoping to find Vash....

Dramatic Legato pose!

Man, why'd he get so sweaty all of a sudden? That can't be comfortable.

Awww, Legato's little toy got wrecked. TBH, that looks more like Knives' work than Vash's... but that's only because it's hard to tell the curvature of the cut. Knives tends to do straight cuts while Vash destroys things in orbs.

Ugh, Vash might look badass, but he does not look good. Someone get him a sports drink or something to perk him up. Do Plants love electrolytes in this world?

I wonder who the other two were. Knives and pre-bagworm Legato?

Uh, oh. Guess who's back. You done threatened Livio too much, Elendira.

Chapter 5: Battle of the Mystics

Yeah, Raz doesn't fuck around....

It's weird seeing Raz with short hair. Like, Livio with short hair? Not as cool as if he'd cleaned it up but kept it long, but it was so uneven I get it. Raz with long hair and that undercut? Good for his level of chaos. Short-haired Raz? Just feels too restrained for him.

"Some dumbasses," huh? That's a rude (but perhaps not inaccurate) way to refer to Wolfwood and Vash.

I do appreciate how much more intense and unhinged Raz is compared to Livio. Even Elendira seems a bit taken aback by the mood switch in her opponent.

Oh, that's right. He's used to wielding full-out punishers rather than the double-fangs.

He's gonna burn through ammo so fast using them like that. It's a good thing the guns in this series have ammo in plot amounts.

LOL, Elendira is already sick of Razlo's shit.

Uh. That's a lot of nails. I don't like this. She's being mean to my boy.

Oh, gods. I'm not sure even he can survive this.

OH GOOD IT WASN'T REAL. Dammit, Nightow. Don't scare me like that.

Oof, he's still not in good shape. :/

Chapter 6: Tag-In A Person

I feel like... Livo and Razlo are gonna tag-team this fight somehow....

Mmm, seems like Raz can't deal with Elendira's bloodlust.

Elendira! He needed that leg!

Oof, tiny Wolfwood memory....

The way Elendira says this makes me think she has some experience being on the receiving end of this herself.

Look at him. Pumped full of nails again, but still going. He's a freaking machine.

Ok, I love how Nightow has used the dialog bubble to let us know that Livio is back in control here. It's a small thing, but excellent use of the medium.

I love this conversation between Livio and Razlo. It's Livio making peace with himself, with him recognizing his alter and... sort of validating Razlo's existence, I guess? That Razlo is him and isn't him, and that's ok, and they are part of a tandem structure?

Oooh, are they both fronting? Or... like... Livio's fronting, but Razlo's kinda there, too. I'm not sure how much that works with DID, but it's interesting from a narrative perspective.

Again, wonderful bit of paneling here.

Hahahaha, he didn't even bother to remove the nails. I realize this is a way of telling us that someone is a badass, but... like... having holes in your muscles and/or tendons seriously mucks with your range of motion. If you have a healing factor, get that shit out of the way so it can kick in. Otherwise, you're limiting yourself pretty severely. Like, he shouldn't be able to stretch out to his full wingspan with stuff popping through his back like that. Ok, I'll stop. I know I shouldn't expect realistic anatomical consequences in this series.

Wait, where's Vash? I'm worried about babygirl....

Heheheheh, backwards-firing gun trick shot. Again.

Oh, this is lovely. He's fighting right now with a balance neither side of him generally displays.

Ooh, he got a solid hit on her.

Heheheheheh, mind Razlo still has the mohawk. As he should.

Elendira's got her priorities straight. Kill first, ask questions later.

There's something very satisfying (and maybe very important) about Livio praising Razlo. Not just leaning on him when he's afraid, but honoring Razlo's skill and technique and complimenting him on it. Raz wanted so bad to be needed and to be praised, and now he's getting the praise from probably the person he needed it from the most.

Wait. Wait, is Razlo going somewhere??

What's coming next that's so bad that Raz isn't sure he can keep up with it??

Archive

Trigun Vol. 1: Covers + 1-3, 4, 5-6, 7-8, 9-10 || Vol. 2: Covers + Extras, 1, 2-4, 5-6, 7-8

TriMax Vol. 1: Covers + 1-2, 3-4, 5-6 || Vol. 2: Covers + 1, 2-4, 5, 6-7 || Vol. 3: Covers + 1-3, 4-5, 6-7 || Vol. 4: Covers + 1-2, 3-5, 6-7 || Vol. 5: Covers + 1-2, 3-4, 5-6 || Vol. 6: Covers + 1-2, 3-4, 5-6 || Vol. 7: Covers + 1-2, 3-4, 5-6 || Vol. 8: Covers + 1-2, 3-4, 5 + Bonus || Vol. 9: Covers + 1-2, 3-4, 5-6 || Vol. 10: Covers + 1-3, 4-5, 6-8 || Vol. 11: Covers + 1-2, 3-4, 5-6 || Vol. 12: Covers + 1-3, 4-6, 7-9 || Vol. 13: Covers + 1-3

Extra Credit: Trigun Vol. 1: Nebraska vs. Vash's Motivations, Vash's Loneliness, Vash's Depression (pt. 2 of post), Soupy Brains || Vol. 2: Coin Factoids || TriMax Vol. 1: Lina, Vash, and a Haircut || Meryl, Vash, and the Pursuit of Happiness || Vol. 5: Knives, Vash, and Hatred for Humanity || Vol. 6: Coping Series: Wolfwood, Meryl, Vash || Vol. 8: The Uncoordinated Counterattack || Vol. 9: Justice, Punishment, and Mercy, The Tolling of an Iron Bell || Vol. 10: Crucifixion Symbology (pt. 2 of post), Merging of Families, Being Childlike (And Why God Hates Chapel) || Vol. 11: New Hair, New Outlook

[pattwtf]

Hi Patt!

For this round of daily askgasms I’m asking the Inside the Actors Studio questionnaire! Imagine me doing my best James Lipton impression…

* What is your favorite word?

* What is your least favorite word?

* What turns you on?

* What turns you off?

* What is your favorite curse word?

* What sound or noise do you love?

* What sound or noise do you hate?

* What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

* What profession would you not like to do?

* If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

I’m looking forward to your answers!

Here comes Kat with another AWESOME ask. I love you, thank you for this.

Ooookaaaay... Let's go!

What is your favorite word?

Weeeell, in case anybody doesn't know yet, I'm Spanish so my fav word would be "arrebol" which refers to the reddish color of clouds at sunset (and also means flush). It's not really used, but I love it. And "amor", cause all you need is love, baby!

In English, my favorite word would be "bumblebee". I simply love it hahahaha

What is your least favorite word?

"Hate", cause I hate hate (does it make any sense? lmao) and "but", cause it usually brings something negative after pronouncing it.

What turns you on?

Naturalness and spontaneity. People who are themselves and fight for their dreams.

AND PEDRO PASCAL. Oops.

What turns you off?

The opposite... false, manipulative people, lack of transparency and lack of truth.

What is your favorite curse word?

Ok, in Spanish is "hostia puta", which would be similar to "holy shit"...

In English I'm aaaalways saying "fuck", "fucking"... Ask my moots hahahahaha But I think "goddammit" is wonderful, just cause it feels so Joel coded LMFAO

What sound or noise do you love?

Sea waves and handpand music

What sound or noise do you hate?

Any unexpected loud sound... It gets on my nerves.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Singer! And I'm working hard on that! And teacher. I studied for it, but life took me down another path.

What profession would you not like to do?

Plumber. Too hard for me.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"I know you did your best, for you and for everyone around you, or at least you tried the hardest."

I'm serious, Kat, you're so GREAT. I really enjoyed this. I wish this could be done in person.

[yesyourstalker]

Mahi: *sleeping*.

Baja:........... Uh...... Mahi wake up....... We have to move..... Mahi it's time

Neta: Mahi get the hell up!!

Mahi: shit I'm waiting for work! I'm sorry please don't kick my as- oh I'm awake..... Haha I thought I was having that weird dream when I'm late for work and you come over and jump me.

Neta: well if you keep laying there in bed that dream might come true. Get up so I can put the bed in the truck....... Got me up at 6:00 a.m. packing up your shit.

Mahi: right.... Where's Warabi

Neta: at work..... Okay baja on three okay?

Baja: ok

Neta: 1... 2..... 3 ugh....

Baja: ugm

Mahi: so what do you guys want me to do?

Baja: Neta came early so we got most of the expensive stuff. We just need the little boxes they're in the kitchen.

Mahi: right. I'll get to it

Neta: alright let's go before my back gives out. I never truly healed after someone let me fall off a ladder

Mahi: you still mad at that?!

Baja: It's a good thing we're lifting with their legs

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Neta: I don't understand why you two only have one bed. So it was just you and Warabi sleeping in the same bed?

Mahi: Yeah

Neta: and where did Baja sleep

Baja: I slept on the floor.

Neta: you slept on the floor!?!? Mahi!

Mahi: what?! We gave him a pillow and a blanket! What It's not like he was complaining

Neta: *sigh*....... I'm not going to get into it. Let's just get the shit done. Baja where does Warabi want his dresser.

Baja: oh... Uh... Give me a second..................... Hey Warabi where do want your dresser and other furniture......................are you sure?...... Ok..... ... .. .he wants to throw it away

Neta:................ To throw it away?......... He wants me to throw away the stuff that I spent an hour yesterday putting in the truck and driving here? ...........He wants me to throw it away? ...........Is that what he wants?...

Baja: yeah.

Neta:....................... Give me the phone.

Baja: are you sure you look a little upset I don't want-

Neta: GIVE ME THE PHONE!

Baja: ok

Neta:.... I'll take this outside

[muffled] (Neta yelling at Warabi through the phone)

Mahi: hahahahah oh he's pissed hahahahaha

Baja: hmmm.... How are you so calm about this. I don't think he's going to help us after this

Mahi: Oh Don't worry, he will.. just....... just give him a moment hehehehehe.

Baja: oh.

Neta: there's nothing wrong with the fucking furniture! You don't need to buy new stuff every minute! I don't give a fuck about your aesthetic!! This stuff is perfectly fine, you want it to look different paint it! Well you know what your father is right because you do spend too much money on shit you don't need when you already have stuff that's perfectly fine!.................. No!............ You don't need a new mixer, you don't even bake........ That's different......... YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU NEED AFTER WE UNPACK EVERYTHING. YOU'RE SO QUICK TO BUY SHIT YOU DON'T NEED........... I'm not being mean I...... I'm getting another call and I'll call you back in a second. Hey babe what's up?

Ikkan: I'm just checking in on you. Are you okay?

Neta: Yeah, I'm fine. Why what's wrong?

Ikkan: I got a notification on my phone from your fluxcon. Your blood sugar is at 275 are you sure?

Neta: ugh! Yes I'm fine. You called me for that?!

Ikkan: okay you're a little irritable. Why don't you go for a small walk to clear your head and get it a little down. Ok?

Neta:...........

Ikkan: please

Neta:.......... Ok

Ikkan:mmmmm I love you

Neta: I love you too.... Bye. ... ......* Inhale* .....* Exhale* .... I'm going to go out for a bit. You two unpack what you can. I'll be back in 30 minutes.

Mahi: fine

Baja: ok

Mahi: you unbox all the bedroom stuff and kitchen stuff

Baja: alright

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Neta: ugh.... Ok..... I'm back....... I calmed down a little bit. I may have been a little on edge I apolo-............ Hello?

Mizole: [kissing]oh shit.....sup

Mahi:.........ugh... 30 minutes are up?

Neta:...................................

Mizole: hey! let go of me. Hey! You asshole!!-

Neta: good bye [SLAM]............... Where's Baja?

Mahi: he's unpacking stuff in the loft.

Baja: hi Neta Your back. That was a short walk.

Neta:........... are you serious..... Baja come downstairs I need to talk to you outside...... Mahi get off the couch and set up the TV or something I don't know do something

Mahi: *sigh* alright

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Baja: so... Is something wrong

Neta: I don't think this living arrangement is going to work without some sort of changes happening. I like Mahi They're a good kid. That being said, you need to stand up to them and-

Baja: I don't think it's going to work out either.

Neta: hm?

Baja: I just........*Voice cracked* I don't know..... I don't know what I'm doing *crying* I never did.... I-I just do whatever someone tells me to do. My parents, my teachers, my superiors. Everyone and I never do whatever I want cuz I never know what I want!

Neta: ok ok let's sit down Where's all this coming from?

Baja: *crying* I'm sorry..... I feel so dumb. I am dumb. That's why I'm in this position now cuz I don't know how to say no and I don't know how to express what I want........ Now I'm in the military because my step dad kicked me out of the house. I have to do stupid missions and drills.... I'm in a city I know nothing about.....I'm in a relationship I'm not really ready for.

Neta: ........hmm

Baja: *sniff* heh yeah ....... I like Warabi...... I just don't like Warabi. I thought the longer I stayed in the relationship, I'd feel something but I didn't and I don't....*huff*.... Now I'm moving in with him!....*huff*.... and he wants to..we have to live together.....I-I I I'm not ready to- I don't even want to do... I don't like-.*crying* .............. it's too much!!! *Sobbing*

Neta: ok ok come here, come here let's just take a breather.... Get our thoughts together.

Baja: *sobbing*

(30 minutes late)

Baja:.............*sniff*...............

Neta: how old are you?

Baja: I'm 21 turning 22 next month

Neta: where are you from?

Baja: octo valley..we moved after my Dad died...... not like the really bad parts it was in the suburbs.... not like the canons just... just regular home with other tetras.. I went to an octarian school tho most of my life. Very strict..

Neta: Yeah I know I got expelled form two of them hehehe

Baja: hehe.......*sniff*..... I think I'm better now.... I just need to..you know.......

Neta: okay *sigh* What do you want to do?

Baja:...... Uh...... I I........*sigh* I don't know.... I don't want them to be mad at me I don't Warabi to hate-

Neta: I know It's difficult... Sometimes you have to put your wants and needs first.......you shouldn't feel bad about that.

Baja: you packed and brought everything here I wouldn't want you to

Neta: that doesn't matter right now, I don't matter in the situation. What matters right is you. Do you want to move out? I can find a nice cheaper apartment or you can try to figure something out with them setting some boundaries maybe. It's up to you It's time for you to make your own decisions no one else can do it for you not this time.

Baja:......................

Neta: we can sit here as long as you need to if they have something to say they can say it to me.

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Warabi: wow, it's almost done.

Mahi: yeah no thanks to Neta and Baja. They left me here with all this work. You know when I agreed to have him here I expected for him to do most of the work while we paid bills

Warabi: Mahi he's your roommate and my boyfriend he's not your personal butler. Man We did not have a lot of furniture Like I told Neta. Hm ..... Where is he anyway?

Mahi: hell if I know. They left an hour ago

Neta: sorry about that you just needed a break..... Baja you wanted to say something to Warabi.

Baja: Warabi we need to talk... Uh... It's..... It's about.... Um..... Uhh

Warabi: Wait before you say anything I had to show her bedroom. You're going to love this.

Baja: ummm.. oookkkk...

Warabi: okay so I know it looks cursed right now having the bed in the center but hear me up so I was planning on putting bookshelves right here I know you have a lot of history books. Maybe a small music studio I have on my turntables. I also have this whole section for your little saxy phone maybe you can record some stuff for diss-pair I don't know We'll see what happens. Also I was thinking maybe putting the mirror right here, we don't have a walk-in closet, but I bought these little racks and we can put it right here next to the bathroom and-

Baja: Warabi I don't think this is going to work out I think we should break up.

Warabi: huh?

Baja: I've been feeling like this for a while and I need to tell you that I'm not ready to have these type of relationships I thought I did but I don't It's not you It's me I'm just not compatible with you and I feel like you would be so much better with someone who can meet your needs and your lifestyle I understand if you're angry at me and I understand if you don't want me to be here anymore

Mahi: is he breathing?

Neta: no... I don't think he is

Warabi:...................................

Baja:.........................................

Warabi: ok..... That's ok ...............................hm... Uhhhh. Didn't expect to get dumped today

Baja: *exhale*.................... I'm sorry

Mahi: so what are we doing? We still moving in?

Warabi: do you still want to live with us?

Baja: Am I allowed to?

Warabi: yeah! You're still allowed to be here babe uh Baja... Why don't you stay downstairs, have your own little room and Mahi and I can share the loft? Sound good?

Mahi: sure but the bed is going to be against the wall like a normal person.

Baja: ok......*sigh*....... Ok.

Warabi: ok.......me and mahi will do the rest of the unpacking for today. Why don't you take the WE-Haul back with Neta

Baja: alright.

Neta: see it wasn't so bad you did-

Baja: UUUGGGHHH...UH ....*cough*...*cough"

Neta: oh Cod!... Oookk... we're alright, we're alright You need to sit down?

Baja:.... No... No I'm fine just.........got nervous. *Huff*... Sorry

Neta: alright....... I'll clean that up later......... It's going to rain anyway. It should.... That should wash away by itself. You're fine. You're fine. Don't worry about it. Just get in the- get in the truck. Why don't we pick up pizza on our way there ok? Huh? Feel better by then?

Baja: yeah ok pops...umm!!

Neta: what?

Baja: nothing.... I said- I said ok.

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Warabi: I told Neta we needed more furniture! I didn't say that just as an excuse for me to buy more stuff! Look we don't even have a dresser!!

Mahi: we have a dresser

Warabi: yeah but we need a second one I have a lot of clothes also I was thinking of getting one we can both share. You Neta has tons of shit he can't fit in any more maybe can try to get some the next time we break in we

Mahi: you ok Warabi?

Warabi: .......... Yeah I'm fine. I've gone through a lot of failed relationships this isn't new for me. I'm fine..... just a little bummed tho I'll get over it. Night

Mahi: *yawn* ....... Good night

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Baja:..*sleeping*........

Mahi: *sigh*.... Scoot over

Baja: what.... What are you down here? What happened

Mahi: nothing happened. Just wanted to check on you

Baja: It's okay you don't need to sleep next to me I

Mahi: We're both schoolers... We should both know how fucking miserable sleeping alone is... Now shut up Go to sleep.

Baja: ok...... He's not mad at me right? You look pretty upset

Mahi: Yeah he's upset but....... he's not upset at you per se he's just..... He's upset in general. . . We still like you and shit.

Baja: oh

Mahi: he'll get over it. You know you're still our friend.......... Why are you crying?

Baja: I'm just so really relieved. I thought I was going to get kicked out or yelled at and there would be a fight I just l

Mahi: stop crying and go to sleep. Give me some of the blanket floor is cold.

Baja: *sniff*..ok...

Mahi:....... Baja

Baja: hm?

Mahi: I'm.... Sorry I made you do most of the work. I should have done more that was shitty of me.

Baja: that's ok ... Most of the boxes were heavy anyway.

Mahi:........…... Go to sleep

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Mahi belongs to me now I stole them from @fish-at-fish-fish-resort I put them in the microwave and put it on high for 2 minutes

[earlgreytea68]

Ok, that ask about writing time travel fics to reassure pre-hiatus/hiatus FOB that it gets better made me go re-read your last chapter of "time capsule for the future (trust me)" (which is amazing and so well done!) These are the last two lines:

" "Hang on,” he (Patrick) says (to Pete), “you didn’t time travel to the future, too, did you?” Pete’s stubble scratches against Patrick’s skin when he smiles."

!!!!!

Also, I was feeling weird and anxious this morning about the end of summer/beginning of the school year and these new developments from Japan have improved my mood 1000%!

I'm so glad your mood has improved! I hate the end of the summer, too, so I hear you on all of this. Nice to be distracted!!!

AND. I KNOW. THAT LAST LINE hahahahaha. I know I wrote it and I thought it would be cute and funny but when I wrote it I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS GOING TO BE THEIR FUTURE. Now I'm like, ...imagine that Pete in 2023 just being like, ....oh, wow, this is all super going to work out and Patrick's even going to want to play Folie again?!?!?!?!?!