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Iām sorry work sucks take this small snippet of omega wb one shot <3(things are misspelled and I will not fix them until I finish this thing)
It takes more than a year to track Rayleigh down. The alpha taking residence in sadabody. Under a table with a pile of bottles keeping him company.
The conversation wasnāt productive.
Ray sneers over a half empty bottle of absinthe āof course you canāt understand, youāre defective.ā
Edward walks out of that bar and pretends that those words donāt follow him.
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#tears of the kindom spoilers#loz#legend of zelda#totk#tears of the kingdom#loz totk#legend of zelda tears of the kingdom#tloz#the legend of zelda#master kohga#ganon#ganondorf#or should I say GANONDORK#ok but seriously don't judge this too harshly it's just a funny meme#I haven't played any of the LOZ games aside from BOTW and TOTK#but yeah I know Ganon is the MAIN villain#obviously he's been around way longer and fought Link way more#but idc this is about THESE games specifically#ONLY these two#and I know Ganon is way stronger but I'm just ignorant and play favorites#Master Kohga stan forever#also the fact Kohga formed the Yiga to help Ganon is funny to me come on graduate from that dude you created like Team Rocket here#have some fun#become a reoccuring goof villain#admin#admin post
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Starbee and soundrod stuff
I hope the gear sticks who decided to talk slag on me IN FRONT OF MY FACE see this (they hate cbv soundrod)
Silly little angel devil starbee because I love October and wanted to try a new art style
Really wanted to draw them reading together but bee was too small for me to use the reference and I realized this was the only way it would work š
I made more cute date ideas:
#listened to so much girl in red making these lol#they fell in love in October?!?!!#also I did nothing for like three days because I forgot to take my b12 vitamins#aside from making memes ofc#I listened to so much mitski too because well no b12#ok going back to my trashole now#transformers#maccadam#starscream#bumblebee#starbee#soundrod#cyberverse hot rod#cyberverse soundwave#hanaes scrapheap
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So I listened to Clear's drama CD
#.#this is a very messy way of putting it but i can't really break down every thought of mine in a meme unfortunately#but god that shit made me feel VISCERAL sadness. like Voyage Lucid started and I was bawling#to the point where i was like wow thank god i didn't get into this franchise in 2019 after i closed it off with that one girl i liked#cus if my current reaction is anything to go by then I would've been way worse about it all back then#i think the fact that i kin both clear and aoba is a double blow sob they have so many issues and unfortunately i have all of them.#anyway. ramble aside i have no idea why those white dots appeared on the pic after i added the text but ok#thanks to my moot for lending me the template mwuah#moon likes to rambletm#dramatical murder#do i tag clearao#you know what yeah#clearao#memes
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(sighs dreamily) it'd be an honor to fumble her
#so canonically the administrator died and scout got over her i see??#step aside; i'll be fumbling her too-#you guys can tag this as your women f/os fuck it#i hate how this reminded me of spyma goddammit#f/o blog#proships dni#self ship community#self ship meme#selfship community#selfshipping#selfship#ok to rb#šš#šš»#[just me yapping]
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Giddy love-struck idiot spotted.
Original meme under the cut:
#i have not gotten over them dont you worry#this meme hit me like a flashbang at work#mine#my art#inki#magolor#maginki#oc x canon#kirby#kirby oc#fan character#meanwhile quiver knight's going through grief#ok but jokes aside it legit felt nice to draw these idiots cause week is dragging on and i feel like an actual soggy mop ough#meme#meme art#how is it only wednesday i feel like monday came around like 4 times#also took this opportunity to comic test~
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... do i dare say this is misao whenever she tries to get herself amped up for actually opening up to people JSJSJ
#ALL POWER DEMANDS PAIN AND SACRIFICE: musings.#kind of a shitpost once more BUTTT oh well lol#i just can't help but make posts like these to break up all of the... āØļøtension āØļø / j SKSKSK#nah i know i haven't been posting anything sad or overly dark lately but. this meme just reminded me of her for some reason ok š LMAOO#tw: mentions of social isolation.#no but seriously all jokes aside she will sometimes withdraw even further into herself at even-#the THOUGHT of sharing her feelings with people so she will engage in socially isolating behaviors like-#staying at home for lengthy periods of time and avoiding any sort of contact with other people including those at work / her patient's.#like although she usually hates missing work as a rule because... you know a girl's gotta eat / hj ( JSJSJ ) she will take off and just.#bed rot for like a week if thing's get too bad because her hyperindependence sometimes gets so bad that-#she would rather die than talk to someone so... yeah. it's not good
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i dunno i think getting into homestuck again has made me ACTUALLY lose it. like. i have never felt the urge to write so many strange and unhinged things before in my life
#mine#joking aside i think this is good. like really good#i'm finally experimenting with writing again. like REALLT experimenting#not just regurgitating the same ideas everybody else is#:) the homestuck fandom is full of so many incredible people#really smart and talented people#every conversation i have#every fic i read#they all change me a little and in turn change what i write#what i WANT to write#even the way i look at myself is changing#it's like i can see myself more clearly#ok this is too much sap for the tags on a joke where i'm memeing. point is YOU š«µ are cool.
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my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
#cool rocks#thatās what Iām talking about#all jokes aside#it would be super amazing#to get engaged to#with a ring with a fossil#instead of those boring gem things#now that is what I am talking about#this is a silly goofy mood post pls no being weird or taking it too seriously ok? ok :)#yes yes ur engaged congrats but also why would u get me excited about a rock#when no rock#geology#comedy#rocks#joke#meme#funny
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#kate middleton#dungeons and dragons#dnd#princess diana#british royal family#royal family#twitter#meme#memes#tweets#tweet#funny#lol#humor#god this whole fiasco is hilarious#king charles#tories#news#prince william#prince harry#conservatives#uk#britain#too good to be true tbh#jokes aside i hope sheās ok i hope they didnāt kil her#princess of wales#catherine princess of wales#house of windsor#kategate#where is kate
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@dreams-of-fate asked : a kiss on the knee. (.... xie.ta for bai.liu, BYYYYYYYYYE) - KISSES (ACCEPTING)
Feels the light touch against bare skin emerging from the legs of comfortable shorts, and he SMILES faintly and wonders if X.ie Ta is thinking about the interesting facts he's been learning about being human again. Sets aside his tools, and reaches forward, fingertips settling light upon sculpted jaw, to tilt X.ie Ta's face backwards so that he might press lips reverently to the curve of dark brows. While M.u Ke is certainly more than willing to book all of their personal care appointments for the rest of time - B.ai Liu has been cutting his own hair since he started living outside of the care home in the school dorms, where a pair of scissors won't be confiscated just because the teachers believed he was INCLINED toward mischief. And - if he's honest, there's something nostalgic about sitting like this in the afternoon light, the man he loves tucked into and in front of him, occasionally needing to be reminded that he ought to sit up and not doze off against B.ai Liu's thigh if he wants the back of his head to look EVEN.
The tight quarters reminds him of tucking up together in the dried out baptism pool in the summer, of how the past became not WHOLLY unhappy for not being alone. There is COMFORT - years ago, in brushing silver strands out of eyes glowing ice blue, and NOW, in clearing away the overgrown black that creeps past his eyelid. He never needed to be hidden from the world, to B.ai Liu. "...You're pretty much done." Another kiss, falling over the dip before the bridge of nose. "Now you just need to wash your hair."
#dreams of fate#((CHOKES))#((KNEECAPS KNEECAPS)0#((ok but memes aside i really had to pick the most domestic of vibes for this prompt))#((i made myseLF EMO ACCIDENTALLY))
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THEN ACCEPT DEFEAT IN DAMPENING MY EXCITEMENT BECAUSE IT'S NOT HAPPENING I get it though and I hope you're able to get it to a place where you're happier with it :)
Also allegedly we're getting a roadmap for the near-future in the stream on the 18th so maybe I'll be less antsy about news then...
itll be a cold day in hell before i stop managing expectations thats just the reality we live in (āÆā½ā° )
ROADMAP THO thats exciting........ i hope they tell us infinite wealth will drop jan 1st... <- this is such a ridiculous expectation
#snap chats#i spent the past half hour trying to download sonic riders netplay but then remembered i was too stupid to figure that out#so ive effectively done nothing but sit here and watch people play sonic riders together like that squidward meme#anyway...... making tea then i guess ill actually open google ddoc#most curious for rgg's roadmap tho... like aside from game dates i wonder what else theyll promo....#...i hope they ship out them plushes soon.. it almost the end of the month and im making grabby hands#if y8 does drop jan 1st tho (it wont) thats real close to my besties birthday :) like. a couple hours close#maybe even on her bday..... woAh...#ok bye
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Okay alright sorry for all the sudden German politics influx but lemme explain what happened so far and why Germans are losing it a bit:
The tldr? Our government is getting a divorce and it's turning messy with elections being called early and now being called even earlier.
The longer version?
Okay so, groundwork first:
in Germany there is a coalition currently in power called the Ampel(traffic lights) bc the colours of the party are red, yellow and green (or not anymore or for much longer??). They're centrist slightly more left leaning than right leaning. (You could argue about that I am aware). There has been infighting for as long as this coalition has been going on. It is also the first three party coalition since y know, the Last Time.
So. Enough groundwork. The yellow party (FDP) has a finance minister (Christiane Lindner) it's this guy
You will see him in memes I am sure. We don't like him. He's an asshole and has blocked every meaningful change that the coalition had been trying to accomplish. He also got his finance plan blocked by our highest court because parts were against our Constitution.
(.... I am oversimplifying hard here it's actually more complicated than that and not fully his fault, but it's also not the focus)
What WAS the fault though of him and the FDP was that they had a strong position of "saving money at all costs" which made bigger and bigger rifts with the two other coalition partners who were more leaftleaning. The war in Ukraine, Infrastructure, climate change - there were many places that needed more money and Lidner was like naaahhhhh for no fucking reason other than "oh we need to save money!!"
Long story short there have been arguing all the fucking time and therefore have started to lose approval. Drastically lose approval. As on for the first time since the Last Time there is a far right party in charge for part of the country that is also being investigated for being Nazis. (Oversimplifying again).
Which is. Worrying. You know. Especially with Trump now being elected. It has us all a little skittish.
The finance minister has also now been fired.
You see. We were all still trying to stomach Trump winning the US election, when Scholz, in the same fucking evening, fired Lindner.
And not in a polite way. Nah. Olaf fucking Scholz our Chancellor, notorious for saying literally nothing, and with a running joke that he regularly stops existing bc that man Does Not Take Stances, a spine of wet cardboard, delivered this yesterday evening:
(English subtitles by me you already got this far watch it I spent too much time on this lol)
And it is insane alright. For his standards and German politic standards thats the equivalent of calling Lindner a egomaniacal bitch that has only his self interest at heart and can not be trusted.
Lindner and his party have been pulverised in all recent elections. Which means that after he was fired, the FDP completely withdrew from the coalition and all minister from the FDP resigned.
....well all but one who apparently stayed in his positions because he's leaving the FDP over this. What sort of shitty backstabbing kindergarten fight is this. (Jokes aside hes the minister of transportation and says he needs to stay in office in important projects. Which. True. Having minister resigning en mass is not good)
Alright cool cool cool cool. Current situation yesterday is the following:
So. Trump is president. Fuck.
Lindner got fired! Yaaay!
Wait my goverment is now also falling apart! Fuck.
Which all lead to new elections being called in Germany.
Mind you, that's not usual ok. I know other countries have systems where they can call an election whenever but that is not a thing that normally happens here. We have a schedule alright. (Insert obligatory "Germans and their plans and structure" joke)
So new elections are called for spring, nearly a year early. Cool cool cool. With a right wing rising in Germany and deeply unpopular current leadership. On the eve of motherfucking trump getting elected.
Habeck, leader of the green party and one of the few policians in germany I think is vaguely liked by ppl (the general attitude in German politics is less "I like this guy" and more "you are the least shitty choice I guess") has appearently also nearly started crying after the news broke. So. Yeah.
Now. Let's make this shitshow complete,alright?
There is this party. CDU. They had been in charge for a very long time in Germany. Centrist, right leaning, with the afd on the rising even more right leaning than before. Their current leader is Friedrich Merz, as unpleasant as human beings can go.
He has now called for the new election to be not in a few months but like. To be called next week.
In the current climate.
So yeah. if you're German mutuals and friends are currently going through their own stages of grief - this is why.
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OOPS
ok meme aside this was (almost certainly) not my doing. but hey im an opportunist! buy my stupid funko pop game when itch comes back
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ok but I have Thoughts about the way Minecraft usernames translate to actual names, both irl and in fanfic. Theyāre definitely āobsessed with structure and grumpy at inconsistency flavor autismā thoughts but still. I find it weird how we cut and paste the media weāre given to fit what we view as functional worldbuilding, and how that gets screwy when translating online names.
like, youāre working with several categories here. The personās actual real name, their irl nickname, their gamer tag, a name possibly contained by or possibly the entirety of that gamer tag, and any extra pieces or symbols in the gamer tag. And you have the weird situation where those categories might not easily translate to a āFirst Name Last Nameā structure. For an example, weāve got Phil Watson, whoās gamer tag is āPh1LzA,ā and is called Philza Minecraft or Philza. The āMinecraft last nameā is aā¦. Bit? A joke? A reference to a bit of lore? Itās unclear. The āZaā bit was put there for flair and is now an integral part of his name. Sometimes itās his last name. Sometimes his real last name is chucked in there. the 1 in his actual username is literally never referenced in nicknames or fic itās like itās not even there. But thatās a simple one. What about Tubbo_? because we call him Tubbo Underscore. Like. We say the ā_ā aloud. Why do we do that. What has possessed us to make that decision? What about FitMC? Iāve usually heard it said āFit Emsee.ā Why say that, and not say āMinecraft? Thatās not even really a last name, itās just likeā¦. His full first name. Fit is used more like a shortened nickname. BadBoyHalo. Like. āBad boyā is a slang term, not a name. It would make the most sense to call him Halo, thatās the distinct noun in the name, the term the ābad boyā bit is referring to. Like āGoodTimesWithScarā but noooo. Bad. Halo is usually a last name, if itās there at all. Skeppy on the other hand isā¦ just his name. No last name ever. Technoblade is also weird. Technoblade is his full name. We call him that. We ALSO call him āTechno,ā and use Blade as a last name. We also use Blade as a title. What the heck. GeminiTay. We call her Gem. We use Tay as a last name sometimes. Her name is a Zodiac constellation. Literally nowhere Iām have I seen that affect her naming conventions. IJevin. We justā¦ remove the I. For everything. This wouldnāt bother me except we donāt do it with everyone and Iām starting to get annoyed by the inconsistency. GoodTimesWithScar. Ok. This one also bugs me. Like, most fics call him Scar Goodtimes when they need a name. Iām not gonna dig into it but thatāsā¦. Why? Why that? Grian never gets a last name. Ranboo sometimes gets chopped into Ran and Boo but usually heās an Underscore or heās last nameless. Wilbur Soot functions wonderfully (until the get involved shhhh) but itās too close to his real name it gets very confusing.
anyway, all of this sucks, I hate it all, weāre a terrible fandom /hj
all that nonsense aside, yknow who has a functional Firstname Lastname username? Itās even got a space, and proper capitals: Mumbo Jumbo. Thatās who. Look at that. Itās perfect. Everyone should be more like Mumbo Jumbo. Thank you and good night.
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Edit: I know about Ranboo Beloved and Grian Dreamslayer and the various other characters whose names I didnāt mention perfectly in this post. This was no piece of journalism, this was an old man shouts at cloud meme personified. I was very overstimulated and this was what happened to catch my autistic ire. Iām not upset, just figured Iād clarify, a lot of people seem distressed at my not mentioning Beloved. Hope yāall are having a lovely day š
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" Welcome back to Night Raven College's 'Ghostly Gossip'! The school's unofficial main online source for the latest news, articles and trending topics circulating around campus! "
" Give me a moment to check my notes here... 'death is more scared of you than you are of it'-? Hm. Well, that's not a lie..."
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[grim reaper Idia has meme potential. But anyway... ]
What to say about him š¤ as much as his design was fairly obvious to an extent, I have no idea how I still managed to get stuck with it in the process lol. But in short, black colors and skeletons. Also I couldn't resist a big weapon since 1. I was watching a silent hill video while drawing this and Masahiro Ito's works are chefs kiss which got me inspired, and 2. It's cool. There is no practical reason whatsoever. Just a grim reaper signature image. But I could come up with a lore excuse later for the sake of it š
I wanted for his hair to stand out more, so I tried not to overdo it in details and colors that could possibly be too distracting from it. In this universe I imagine his hair to change colors more often depending on his humor, kinda like Kiyomi Haunterly! Aside from her I also took a bit of inspiration from River Styxx for obvious reasons lwjdkwjdkeje speaking of which, I think it would be super cute if River was like a half sibling of Idia and Ortho!
About his personality in this AU, there's nothing much different than his og one, but one thing I think it's funny is how Idia being death itself mix strangely with his introverted personality. Imagine to be on your death bed, this guy appears and say "I'm here to take your soul" you can just say "no, screw you" and he'd quickly reply with an awkward "oh ok understandable have a great day"
Sorry I didn't have much to say about this entry compared to the other ones! It's just that his MH counterpart fit like a glove, and there's nothing I can say that haven't already been said before in canon š« also neither my brain nor my body have been functioning properly the last few days, and that is messing up with my creativity a bit!! BUT when I get out of this I'll make sure to post any additions to his character if I ever come up with more of them in the future!
#.the ghostly gossip#idia shroud#ignihyde#twst#my art#twisted wonderland#twst fanart#monster high#twst au
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