#ok im taking a nap

[pleafyistired]

rtumblr's eating flesh capability and their own flesh

im bored, part 1? some character i dont have much info so i dont write about them/too long next part

fluffy:

eating flesh: Good of course, drink blood, currently crying and eating a blue popping alien liver as i type this. can distinct blood flavour which to me imply sensitive taste buds

flesh: i. VERY dubious i mean they come out of rtcler which is already dubious as Fuck but also their list of father is Concerning. not even talking about the strings they have which they can control which imply nerves???? really fucked if you think about it. and i dont think they look so tasty and i dont think getting the meat is even worth it.

copper:

eating flesh: go to cat on wiki /hj ok but also since i hc them to have at least some copper (material) in them so... do you know copper cant be dissolve in hydrochloric acid? so chances are they can carry around a more concentrated amount of acid to dissolve meat... though more dubious meat probably would give them a stomach ache

flesh: cat. but also copper. (fun fact i tasted cat meat before. its a normal thing in my country. doesnt taste bad could be worse but just. eh. i dont like it that much.)

Void:

eating flesh: I mean. theyre the Void they probably can eat anything

flesh: are you Sure youre not going to die trying to eat the Void?

Aamit:

eating flesh: i feel like if they eat the wrong peanut butter they will explode. so i think his stomach sucks. the only thing they eat is coffee and spite

flesh: very good! if you like the coffee. though otherwise good meat and eatable. probably up there in the most eatable guys in rtumblr

Rtcler:

eating flesh: he doesnt have much info about his eating habbits but i think hes a cannibal kinda guy! i mean how bad can it possibly be! he doesnt have any strongs opinion he just eat any flesh

flesh: i Mean i Think hes human...? but also he gave birth to fluffy..? require further investigation and stalking. though he looks Tasty so maybe you can eat him. ...he said he has milk? so... bonus drink if you can milk him before slaughtering him for flesh idk. or just duplicate his cells and milk him. milk that white twink ass

Magical John:

eating flesh: plaunt!! good at eating flesh!! moldy ones too!!! rotten meat!!!! he slay people and steal their dead body's meat to eat!! he can eat rtsans bones if he want to!!!! can he be evil and do that please

flesh: ew vegetables /j he does have meat! but also his cells is like a hybrid between plant and animal cells... Schrodinger vegan meat.... ...he also have "milk" which is just. his blood- so if you want his "milkies" then instead of milking the nipples like rtcler (i hate my job actually /lh) you can cut him up! other than that hes eatable and since hes plant also you get fiber!!! finally... we can shit now... and he grows back too so you can eat and drink even More :)

[beeben]

At the point in my life where im past pretending that i know anything about punk or goth or whatever hot people dress as now ive accepted that i kinda just dont care anymore

[mutualcombat]

*bites ur scruff*

[full on twitter]

[hexxingcode]

i call this one "god damn it jesus christ i was just doing this to wind down from my other comic why did it take like 2 days to finish" and also "therapists don't take style points so i guess this'll do" and also "i cant fucking use the knuckleblaster it makes me mad" and finally: "bowing back to v2 in the first fight is funny so i illustrated it. theres some other stuff in there too i guess."

[sollucets]

favorite characters x favorite color: yok

[conceptofjoy]

THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTEEEEGRAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGHHH

[snowangeldotmp3]

absolutely insane to experience this live btw.

[nota1eks]

my designs for the phm characters!!!

yeah. that's right. i did it :D after 20 hours of work (i kid you not), I got it done...

(descriptions in lil ID thingy!)

uh. yeah! :DDDD

[glitchedsoftware]

hi guys its samdy time time 2 post samdy

[triglycercule]

hhhhidea...,,,, CUTE idea (kinda?) dust reading to phantom papyrus during night to lull him to sleep,,,, but really its just a way for him to pretend that everythings not really that shit (as if phantom paps isn't just dust's denial incarnate) and to help him NOT wake up because of a nightmare again or something

(and just because i can't resist now im imagining this with mtt. not that dust stopped reading to paps in place of killer and horror (because he wouldnt he simply wouldn't) but now the two join them for storytime. horror knocks out pretty damn fast and eventually dust falls asleep too after he makes sure that paps is satisfied with the amount he read and then killer's just left to sit there. maybe he tries to fall asleep maybe he doesn't,,,, maybe he picks up the book and continues reading but EITHERWAY,,,,,, this scene in my head so 💥💥💥😇😇😇)

[cliveguy]

*emerges covered in blood* i handed in my dissertation

[artificialac1d]

trailer park boys holiday cards ! a little early, but im impatient and cant wait to post anything. versions without the "from" section already filled out are under the cut, and speedpaints of all three can be found on my channel here, here, and here

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

goodnight maggots

Apparently you all, just like me, need periodic reminders to go to sleep on time, so here is yours. Go get some rest, loves, it's not selfish or unproductive of you, it's not you wasting time that you could be enjoying, it's something you really, really need.

Good Omens fandom, here's a miracle for you, and for everyone else reading this post, too. Let there be rest. I hope your muscles loosen up, I hope your breaths even out, I hope your bones don't ache so much anymore. I hope the pain takes a step back, lets you feel ease before you lay your head down. I hope you fall asleep without too much effort, slipping into quiet dreams that you won't remember when you wake up, but you know they made you smile. I hope you gather enough strength to wake up and live without too much pain. Let there be rest.

I know there are people reading this with their eyes burning and spine hurting just like me so it's time to go to sleep now, okay? Whenever you see this post, if you haven't slept properly, do it as soon as you can. If you see this ages before you go to sleep, think about it when you have to, okay? These wishes will wait for you. Don't worry. Do your best to sleep.

Maybe when you wake up, a nightingale will sing.

Goodnight, now. I love you.

-Asmi

[perilegs]

my sweet little baby man is no longer with us

[b4kuch1n]

fuck it sk8 sketches from da sketchbook. get sk8ed idiot

[astrobei]

GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED UNDERGRAD 🥳