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rtumblr's eating flesh capability and their own flesh
im bored, part 1? some character i dont have much info so i dont write about them/too long next part
fluffy:
eating flesh: Good of course, drink blood, currently crying and eating a blue popping alien liver as i type this. can distinct blood flavour which to me imply sensitive taste buds
flesh: i. VERY dubious i mean they come out of rtcler which is already dubious as Fuck but also their list of father is Concerning. not even talking about the strings they have which they can control which imply nerves???? really fucked if you think about it. and i dont think they look so tasty and i dont think getting the meat is even worth it.
copper:
eating flesh: go to cat on wiki /hj ok but also since i hc them to have at least some copper (material) in them so... do you know copper cant be dissolve in hydrochloric acid? so chances are they can carry around a more concentrated amount of acid to dissolve meat... though more dubious meat probably would give them a stomach ache
flesh: cat. but also copper. (fun fact i tasted cat meat before. its a normal thing in my country. doesnt taste bad could be worse but just. eh. i dont like it that much.)
Void:
eating flesh: I mean. theyre the Void they probably can eat anything
flesh: are you Sure youre not going to die trying to eat the Void?
Aamit:
eating flesh: i feel like if they eat the wrong peanut butter they will explode. so i think his stomach sucks. the only thing they eat is coffee and spite
flesh: very good! if you like the coffee. though otherwise good meat and eatable. probably up there in the most eatable guys in rtumblr
Rtcler:
eating flesh: he doesnt have much info about his eating habbits but i think hes a cannibal kinda guy! i mean how bad can it possibly be! he doesnt have any strongs opinion he just eat any flesh
flesh: i Mean i Think hes human...? but also he gave birth to fluffy..? require further investigation and stalking. though he looks Tasty so maybe you can eat him. ...he said he has milk? so... bonus drink if you can milk him before slaughtering him for flesh idk. or just duplicate his cells and milk him. milk that white twink ass
Magical John:
eating flesh: plaunt!! good at eating flesh!! moldy ones too!!! rotten meat!!!! he slay people and steal their dead body's meat to eat!! he can eat rtsans bones if he want to!!!! can he be evil and do that please
flesh: ew vegetables /j he does have meat! but also his cells is like a hybrid between plant and animal cells... Schrodinger vegan meat.... ...he also have "milk" which is just. his blood- so if you want his "milkies" then instead of milking the nipples like rtcler (i hate my job actually /lh) you can cut him up! other than that hes eatable and since hes plant also you get fiber!!! finally... we can shit now... and he grows back too so you can eat and drink even More :)
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At the point in my life where im past pretending that i know anything about punk or goth or whatever hot people dress as now ive accepted that i kinda just dont care anymore
#its a StATeMenT#ok im taking a NaP#i used to think punk rock style was the pinnacle of hotness#they still are but like i dont care about the whatever whatever anymore
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*bites ur scruff*
[full on twitter]
#dont be mad at me but um the shirt is fake sorry ):#how do i censor this in a god fearing & satan fucking way?#i dont have the legendary focus to do all of kinktober but if i see mating kink you know im fucking there babes#bg3#nsft#astarion#astarion smut#ok im gonna go take a nap b#tavstarion#astarion x tav#adriannu: why are you so fucking yolked dude
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i call this one "god damn it jesus christ i was just doing this to wind down from my other comic why did it take like 2 days to finish" and also "therapists don't take style points so i guess this'll do" and also "i cant fucking use the knuckleblaster it makes me mad" and finally: "bowing back to v2 in the first fight is funny so i illustrated it. theres some other stuff in there too i guess."
#we draw at times!#comic#ultrakill#v1#v2#i just think theyre neat and i was bored of. green#context: working on my actually long comic. drew these to refresh my eyes so theyre lower effort than they could be. don't really care 2muc#art#the only reason the last two are splash pages is i. cough. wanted to go to sleep before 3 am tonight#wasted all my multiple-panels energy on pages 3 and 4. you get splash pages and you will rejoice.#if it feels disconnected yeah i didnt script it either and it took like two days. this is entirely vibes all the way through#i was literally just bored and i like v2#ok good night im going to take my nap
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favorite characters x favorite color: yok
#not me#not me the series#first kanaphan#yok not me#fcfc#rowan gifs#tuserhidden#(<3? if its ok)#and now for the usual chatter:#i love yok as a character for many many reasons largely including The Audacity#but am i gonna pretend i picked anything other than 'i think yok looks hot here' for these no. no i'm not i'm a simple man#that smiling gif is 10 frames shorter than the others and i usually hate doing that but you think i could just leave that out?#you think that's possible for me?#these are a bit less vibrant/pink than the previous purples and that's mostly because of .... the way not me looks pfft#but!! i'm v happy with the first 2. esp the first one i think it looks so good#glad to get this out now so i can take a nap b4 ourskyy..... im gonna need it
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a hand placed on the back of your neck is so sexy. it’s so subtly controlling yet so subtly grounding at the same time, saying i’m here with you, but you’re here for me
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THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTEEEEGRAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGHHH
#d talks#shes SO bad at saying i love u but she keeps saying i missed you and its good to bave you back SHE LOVES HER KITTY CAT#ok im taking an absurdly long nap byebye
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absolutely insane to experience this live btw.
#chappell roan#my vids#she’s insane live. like wow truly….#ok back i have to take a nap now bc im absolutely exhausted but i had to share these 🫶
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my designs for the phm characters!!!
yeah. that's right. i did it :D after 20 hours of work (i kid you not), I got it done...
(descriptions in lil ID thingy!)
uh. yeah! :DDDD
#project hail mary#phm#art#my art#character design#jesus fuck i did it!!#after >20 hours.#ok im gonna go take a goddamn nap now.#aleks doodles
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hi guys its samdy time time 2 post samdy
#ok im gonna go take a nap neowi think#art#my art#fanart#bendy#bendy and the ink machine#batim#batim fanart#ink demon#ink bendy#sammy lawrence#samdy#sammy x bendy#bendy x sammy
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instead of depicting women doing Just As Many Man Things As The Men For Equality consider........ men doing women things
#verp talks#mandalorian culture#it is infinitely more compelling to me to imagine men changing diapers and prepping a bottle and getting up to calm down a crying baby#than it is to imagine a postpartum woman rushing off to do a war as fast as possible#i promise you that when it was kal laseema bardan and venku living in laseema's apartment#while laseema had a full time job and kal and bardan were sort of....... independent contractors#it was mostly kal and bardan who did baby stuff during that year#kal taught bardan how to change a diaper ok!!!!#it was kal and bardan getting up with venku in the middle of the night bc they can easily take daytime naps while laseema has a fulltime jo#also i hc that vau can knit lol#i dont think hes exclusively joking about knitting#anyways everybody hcs out the canon fact that kal is very good with babies and then complains about repcomm being misogynistic#im sick of seeing 'kal cant cook' headcanons and then people complaining about how 'women do all the cooking'#shut the fuck up kal EXPLICITLY is good at domestic stuff#and i think thats frankly more important than all the women being badasses#which they all are#anyways im fine i just think that men being domestic is more compelling than yet another Strong Woman Shoots A Gun
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*emerges covered in blood* i handed in my dissertation
#IT WAS SO SCARY. ok. i havent slept in days im going to take a nap then play video games for a week
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trailer park boys holiday cards ! a little early, but im impatient and cant wait to post anything. versions without the "from" section already filled out are under the cut, and speedpaints of all three can be found on my channel here, here, and here
#art#my art#trailer park boys#tpb ricky#tpb julian#tpb bubbles#yaaaaaaaaay im done w this project#hope you all enjoy idk. i doubt anyone will really use these but its a cute concept right#ok im tired gonna go take a nap bye
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goodnight maggots
Apparently you all, just like me, need periodic reminders to go to sleep on time, so here is yours. Go get some rest, loves, it's not selfish or unproductive of you, it's not you wasting time that you could be enjoying, it's something you really, really need.
Good Omens fandom, here's a miracle for you, and for everyone else reading this post, too. Let there be rest. I hope your muscles loosen up, I hope your breaths even out, I hope your bones don't ache so much anymore. I hope the pain takes a step back, lets you feel ease before you lay your head down. I hope you fall asleep without too much effort, slipping into quiet dreams that you won't remember when you wake up, but you know they made you smile. I hope you gather enough strength to wake up and live without too much pain. Let there be rest.
I know there are people reading this with their eyes burning and spine hurting just like me so it's time to go to sleep now, okay? Whenever you see this post, if you haven't slept properly, do it as soon as you can. If you see this ages before you go to sleep, think about it when you have to, okay? These wishes will wait for you. Don't worry. Do your best to sleep.
Maybe when you wake up, a nightingale will sing.
Goodnight, now. I love you.
-Asmi
#a nightingale will sing#good omens#good omens mascot#asmi#weirdly specific but ok#maggots#goodnight#im so tired#im so sleepy#and i know a lot of you are too#go to sleep#you need sleep#i need sleep#we all need it#bonne nuit#buonanotte#sweet dreams#take rest#rest time#nap time#whatever you wanna call it#i need a miracle#so i'm giving one to you#let there be rest#sleep#this is your reminder#bye bye now
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my sweet little baby man is no longer with us
#he had his bloodwork done yesterday and the vet said it was fine but he doesnt have much time left#and my bestie is a vet tech who wanted to see the lab results bc she always does and she looked at them#and asked me if she can shiw them to her boss today and i was like sure and immediately knew something was up#today keekki was being himself#then i went to run some errands and when i came back he was laying in front of the front door with his tiny baby head against it#and i was like ''oh ok one of his seizures?''#and theyre like. keekki will drool and not move and they usually last for like 20 minutes (several vets have no idea whats up with those#but it was probably either a kidney or a blood pressure thing)#anyways. it did not pass in 20 minutes so i Knew#i laid on the floor next to him#then my bff sent me a message asking me if i have the time to talk about keekki and its not good news#at this point i was about to call the vet anyways#and she was like ''ok i showed these to my boss (a vet) and she got super angry that ur vet even let you leave the clinic''#bc apparently keekkis bloodwork was so bad he should have been put down then and there but my vet was like a fresh half graduate#so i dont hold it against her. anyways i got an euthanasia appointment for this evening and spent the time before it laying on the couch#crying with keekki in my arms#i had to carry him bc he couldnt really walk without stumbling and falling down#when i had to get up to get his carrier and stuff ready he was taking a nap on the couch where i left him and i took this pic#anyways worst vet visit of my life i could hardly even do anything but nod half the time bc speaking results in me sobbing#anyways. this fucking sucks#i dont know how ill be able to sleep tonight#its been years since i last slept at home without having a little guy plop into my arms#i spent a long time with him in the vet room when he was gone#it feels surreal ive given him his last ever forehead kisses#as i left the room i told him bye the exact same way ive been saying bye to him for the last very many years ive had him#its always moikka keekki before i go to work or the store or literally anything#and that was my last moikka keekki#i hope he felt how loved he was#my dad is sending me older pics of me and keekki and he looks so happy in them. hes always right next to me#idk man im going to stop rambling now
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Lets play a game called how many characters are in the new dual rulers promo largely cuz theyre popular and then lets play another game called how many of them ranked below testament on the last poll
#i just woke up from a nap and i feel a little crummy sorryyy im grumpyyyyy#also the answer is all of them except bridget#well and sol but hes sol. not exactly a fanservice inclusion.#like at this point it feels like theyre afraid to do anything with them 😭 consistent top 10 popularity and what have they gotten#1 arcade mode appearance. some expensive cosplay items and a plush?#ALL LIKE 2+ YEARS LATER#with bridget johnny and elphelt theyre giving some spotlight to characters who werent in strive story mode#okay yay!!! you forgot somebody . th. the character you added alongside the story mode meant to include characters who missed out#which they werent in also.#IDK ITS A LITTLE HARD TO FEEL LIKE WHYS BRIDGET DRIVING THE BUS YKNOW its ok i have so much pre strive content.#this is why strive takes up like 20% of my testament posting if that. so like whatevies#at least like. aba or slayer arent there for no fucking reason except fanservice/advertising i wouldve like killed someone#the kat goes meow
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