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RIP Victor Frankenstein you would have loved HRT

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i have a cold, so you know what that means!! animatic time

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Redring91 status update (31 August 2025):

Current progress of Whumptober2025 series ‘Erik is Whumpenstein’s Monster’ –

04 & two-halves written

Two-halves & 01 in progress

Current writing involves –

Erik and Hank, sitting at opposite ends of a prison cell, because one is gay (and, as always, yearns for Charles Xavier) and one is afraid of the unethical monster (and, for once, isn't referring to Erik)

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the urge to rewrite someone else’s fic because the grammar is terrible but it has so much potential to be a really good fic, and like obviously i can’t because that would be incredibly rude but also DUDE your fic could be fucking AMAZING let me beta read and edit it pleeeaaasseeee i’m drowning in grammar mistakes and inconsistencies over here ;^;

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the urge to rewrite someone else’s fic because the grammar is terrible but it has so much potential to be a really good fic, and like obviously i can’t because that would be incredibly rude but also DUDE your fic could be fucking AMAZING let me beta read and edit it pleeeaaasseeee i’m drowning in grammar mistakes and inconsistencies over here ;^;

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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.

Some of my favourites include:

Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)

Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?

Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?

Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!

Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?

The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.

So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:

Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"

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i have a cold, so you know what that means!! animatic time

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robert louis stevenson can suck my cockbert penis schlongenson

Can we stop disrespecting RLS by calling Jekyll "Jeh-kyll?" It's pronounced Gee-kyll and saying anything else is spitting on his grave

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idk if I have any followers specifically for vegan stuff but if I do or if anyone is looking to try new vegan foods but I found an awesome new ethical "meat!" Despite years of research, scientists have now conclusively stated that Redditors fail to display any signs of sentience and are therefore acceptable for cruelty-free consumption

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The Mansion’s Naughty and the Nice List a.k.a. Charles’ and Erik’s opinion of each other

[Insp.]

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how it feels to headcanon characters with violent intrusive thoughts

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how it feels to headcanon characters with violent intrusive thoughts

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thanks tumblr that’s exactly what I was going to say . i love touching myself.

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There is no greater bond than the one between a person and the fictional character they’ve written 50k+ words about

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i straight up dont give a fuck houses are mid anyways man idont gvie a fucign shit