#ok bye i talk too fucking much holy shit

[stuffedsand]

listening to cover instrumental and holy shit why does the delusion tax one go so hard

[missuswalker]

Dude the red hcs are so good bc I have the exact same vision of her in my head like playing volleyball and being extremely gay and pining for Wendy like that’s EXACTLY what I thought too 😭😭 BOUNCING OFF THAT VOLLEYBALL IDEA could you do mutual pining hcs of basketball player Kyle and volleyball player reader please? With bff Red on the side bc the energy u gave her makes me wanna see u write her more HAHA thank you!!

THIS IS SO BFHEFBEUIHU!!! lets kiss.

cheer you on || kyle broflovski x fem reader

✮ summary: your best friend, red, has been trying to convince you that kyle likes you, though you aren't totally convinced until he shows it himself (pt two can be found here) ✮ warnings: stanley marsh jumpscare

"God damn, he's so damn fine." Red gives me a look, already knowing who I was talking about. "Girl, you're like a stalker, hashtag free Kyle," Red scoffs, looking in the direction I was. "Yeah, well you can't tell me that Wendy isn't in your recently searched on Insta," I retort. "I could. It just wouldn't be true."

My eyes stayed on Kyle, watching as he talks to his friends, telling someone off for spilling water all over the lunch table. Kyle and I were okay friends, we talked when we saw each other, but it was never much more than that. Red swore on her life that he flirts with me all the time, but I could only think he was just being nice.

"If you don't go talk to him, I'm drowning you." Red jests, taking a sip from her water bottle. "Hell no, are you insane?" I say, shutting even the idea of talking to him down, stealing a grape out of Red's lunchbox. "He's looking over here," Red whispers, elbowing me.

"Shut up!" I snap, trying not to give in to the urge to look back. "Woah, woah, woah, he's coming over her," Red continues, her voice louder than I would've liked it to be. "Shut up!" I repeat, acting like I didn't have a clue that he was walking up behind me.

"Hey, Y/n, what's up?" Kyle asks, taking the seat next to me. "Not much, just... lunch." I need to shut the fuck up. "Cool," Kyle chuckles, pushing his curly bangs out of his eyes. "You coming to the basketball tonight? It's a big one and I was kinda hoping you could be my personal cheerleader," He grins. I could feel Red's amusement even while I wasn't facing her.

"I totally would, but I have volleyball tonight." I answer. Of course I have volleyball the night Kyle invites me to come watch his basketball. "Home game?" He asks, messing with his bangs once again. "Yeah, sorry, I really wish I could come." He shrugs, giving me a nod, glancing back at his friends.

"It's cool, don't worry about it. Next time, maybe," He mumbles, standing up. "See you in history?" I nod, giving him an apologetic smile. "Yeah, see you." I watch him walk back to his table, jumping as Red punches me in the shoulder.

"He was so bummed! "My personal cheerleader"? Are you serious? He wants you! That was so an invitation to have his little kosher children!" Red exclaims, shaking my arm. "Ew, what the hell? Have his kosher children? He just invited me to a basketball game, I bet he invited, like, eight other girls," I argue, pulling my arm away.

"Are you talking about Kyle?"

"Jesus Chirst," I huff, jumping at the sudden appearance of Stan. Whipping around, I see him leaning against the wall, his arms crossed. "He only invited you. He's been growing the balls to do it all day." Stan continues, staring into my soul. I give Red a look, my eyes going back to Stan.

"Ok... bye Stan," I say, waving in hopes he'd leave. He rolls his eyes, returning to his table. "Creep," Red mumbles, zipping up her lunchbox.

✮

Our match had just ended, our setter, Bebe, dragging out a cooler of gatorades. "Holy shit, Y/n, look to your left," Red laughs, nudging me. I turn and immediately see what she was telling me to look at. "Is that Kyle? Why is he here, did he skip his basketball game?" I say, completely shocked to see the redhead boy at my volleyball game.

He gives me a wave, his signature goofy grin taking over his previously straight face as he steps down from the bleachers. I meet him in the middle, giving him a confused look. "What are you doing here, I thought you had basketball?"

"I wanted to come cheer you on. I called in sick, Butters was gonna take my place." He answers, sending me into a swarm of thoughts. "You're fucked if your coach finds out you were at my stupid volleyball match." I scold, earning a playful eye roll from Kyle.

"It wasn't stupid. You were really good. Plus, I wanted to ask you something."

Hoooollllyyyy shit. If this was going where I thought it was going, I was going to pass away on the spot.

"I think you're gorgeous, and I was wondering if I could take you to get something to eat sometime. I really like you."

Woah.

"Yeah, that sounds fun. Text me?" "Definitely. See you tomorrow."

I was literally about to pass away. Walking back to my team, Red was readily prepared to shit on me about this.

"Told you so." "Shut up."

a/n: MEOOOWWWW

ruff ruff ruff im such a kahl gremlin (not proofread, i'll do it after my nap 😻) (its 3 am)

[ghostiiess]

[NSB HEADCANONS] - date with regie!

pov: going to restaurant with your boyfriend regie!

warnings: some swears here and there, mention of the word ‘sexy’ and regie compliments y/n, hands on the thighs, kisses, mention of a sugar mommy (he wants you as a sugar mommy since he’s ‘broke’), i think that’s all? Let me know if there’s more!

type: wholesome

member: regie macalino from nsb

REBLOGS AND LIKE ARE VERY APPRECIATED!

Regie is nonchalant.

If you don’t know what nonchalant mean, let me give the definition (from google)

« feeling or appearing casually calm and relaxed; not displaying anxiety, interest, or enthusiasm. »

Which is true, because regie’s really like that. He is nonchalant 😍 he even have an university with this name, remember?

(More under the cut!)

So, you weren’t surprised when your man texted you at 9:34pm on a tuesday night:

« Hi, get ready in 30, imma come pick u up 4 a date at the house, hope u r not sleeping lol»

« Btw, wear something sexy »

« So wear what you want since ur always sexy, ok bye ily »

After getting ready and everything, your boyfriend knocked on your door, not expecting his jaw to be dropped-

You were so stunning.

When i say his jaw dropped, i mean it

His heart started beating faster, he knew you were already sexy and beautiful and everything, but not like THAT

Like this was another step for regie

« Holy shit.. »

« Damn baby, you look so fucking good, omg… »

« You look stunning, babe, wow… you’re so cute »

Ofc, he kissed you

« we should stop here, bc there is absolutely no way I’ll be able to control myself if we continue our lil’ make out session »

Ok, regie

You are making regie weak in the knees 🤪

You should be proud of yourself, because regie’s nonchalant, and this man do not get weak in the knees that easily

So you guys went to a restaurant (bc i lack of inspiration and also bc date restaurant are cute too)

As you all know, this man is a gentleman

He opened the car door for you, closed it, did the same thing when you guys arrived at the restaurant

He even opened the restaurant door for you

« After you, baby »

Oh and please, do not let me forget to say that his hands were on your thighs during all the road time

If you do not feel comfortable with this, just know he’ll stop doing it, but if you like it??? Bye, you will never be able to be in the same car with him and not have his hands on you

Yes, even with the guys 😆

Anyways, back to the restaurant

Both of your arms were on a side of the table, holding each other’s hands

His fingers were caressing the top of your hand

Regie knows how to make us weak 😍🫣

“You look so good tonight, baby..”

“I mean, you always look stunning, but tonight.. holy fuck”

During the date, you both talked about your day, how work was going for both of you, the lastest news and dramas… literally everything haha

And this man could not stop complimenting you over your clothes, how you looked, how great you were doing at your job, how cute you were, like this man was being soft and all cutie cutie

When it was time to pay, this man did not want to let you pay

“I gotchu babe, dw ‘bout it”

You were like “no, i can pay, you always pay, anyways can i pay for once?”

And he was like “hummm…. No! 😇”

The worst part? He’s saying “I’m broke, baby” and “i need a sugar mommy, y/n, please buy me things” like ok, we can do that i guess, but HE’S NOT EVEN LETTING US BUYING STUFF FOR HIM, LIKE FHVCUGFGB-

When it was time to drive you back home, he was super happy (not bc he was going to end the date, but bc he was so happy of the date with you)

When he walked you towards your home door, he did like in every movie:

💃🚶‍♂️ (sorry i didn’t find an emoji where the girl was standing on the left and looking at the right)

“We should do it more often… Going on dates randomly like that”

He smiled so much this night

And his smile, omg his smile

ITS SO PRECIOUS

“ i am so happy to have you as my girlfriend, y/n”

Then he kissed you

“I love you baby, ill text u when I’ll be home”

And this is what complete the headcanon, hope you guys liked it!! (I didn’t know how to end it, sorry)

Taglist! (Open! Send an ask if you’d like to be added!) : @nsb-rkive @kentisbaby @firebenderwolf @hyuneee0 @yawnzzznnn @ghostyycat7

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[theatrekidstatus]

The Schuyler sisters~

-8/1/1780 First day- peggy pov:it was MY first year of middle school and gelis last "COME HERE GIRLS" "yes daddy" "its our first day photo" "DADDY I CANT TAKE THIS PHOTO YOU POST IT EVERY and I always LOOK HORRIBLE" "ok ok ok how about i let you do your own pose and EVERYTHING" "ok better" eliza and daddy discussed liza got braces now shes MAD self concsiouns "GELI" "hi im ready" we posed "yes i finnaly look good" "Good lets go" "why are we at rias house" "shes moving to your school" "yes" i mumble she hops in the car "hi guys" "hola" we got infront of the buliding and HOLY SHIT WAS IT BIG... "WHOA" "yeah" "i dont wanna do this" "me neither" "COME ON GUYS WHATS THE WORSE THAT COULD HAPPEN" we walk in. I see Lafayette,Alex (my sisters crush for like ever),Hercules,John I run up and jump on johns back "OW FUCK" "POTTY WORDS ON THE FIRST IS CRAZY" "humping your best friend is crazier" "what ever" "No hi" Lafayette said with his thick accent "HIIIIIII BAGGUET" "HIIIII BURGER" "PEGGYYYYYY" ria yelled at me "yeah" i say while laughing "i thought i lost you" "CAN I SEE YALL SCHULDELE" "still together" "only one class" "BETTER THEN NOTHING" *BELL RINGS* "come on YALL we got p.e" "hold on i gotta meet my 'helper'" "see you and a few" i sit in my seat on the bleachers and laf and his helper came in he sat next to me and his helper sat in the coner he slid me a peice of paper it said "i dont like me astent person" "why they seem nice" "they're are annoying" "annoying or are you embarrassed" "both" "i know,promise you wont be rude" "fine" "oh my god" "what" "shes coming over here" "niceness"(-my language and literature teacher 2023) "hi Lafayette you need help with the coachs words" "NO" "ok call me when you do" "what are you writing" we had to write a card and do charades and guess "im short,wear yellow,and have two sisters" "nice" "do you still like geli" "shut up" "awww you should try to talk to her" "OK CLASS TURN IN YOUR CARDS" we did

*BELL RINGS*

I was in the hall ria catched me "i have second with your boyfriend" "i have second with yours AND i have 1st with mine" "oh theres my class" "bye" "LAURNES" "SCHYLUR" "do you stll like laf" he asked me "shut up bro" "so yes" "hello class im ms.earth" "MORE LIKE MS.BIRTH" john ADAMS yelled,damn that kid is annoying "YOU KNOW YOU CANT BE TALKING" "john that comment was very rude" "john im a grown lady who does not need someone to stick up for me thank you though" "hi sorry im late i got lost" "your totally fine please sit" "its you girlfriendddddddd" "shut up peggy" "may i sit here" "yeah" "of course" "bro pegs i missed you SO MUCH" "ME TOO" "OH HI JOHN" "h-i e-ll" "OK CLASS ATENDDCE"

*24 fake names later* "ok now take you trait card put it in a hat and were gon act it out" "wish we had done this last class" "whats your you next class" "science" "oh herc has that class"

-bell rings-

I sit down next to herc and his fiddling with his hand "is Hercules mulligan nervous" i ask with chuckle "i like this girl but she told me she likes someone else so i guess im sad" "dose this girl know you like her" "no way dude" "can i know who she is?" "maria" he mumbled "BRO" "shut up" "im sorry it is really cute" "thanks" "i need to confess before someone else "bars" he glared at me "MY BAD" "but maybe you should wait till shes over him,you have a better chance" "you're right" "im so happy we got lunch with alex man" "same i need his charisma tips" "thats my best friend and i miss him" "dosnt ria like him" "no eliza does" "hmhm ria told me last class she did" "oh my god they both do" "she also likes john right?" "mhm" "i think i have a chance,isnt there a ball tonight" "yeah" "OK LETS HEAD DOWN FOR LUNCH" "nice" we mutter i sit with my friends "yes same lunch" "nah really" "fuck off" "are we ready for the first ball" "yes ive waited years for this" "what ball?" Lafayette asked "the fall one we have a ball every season and no elementary kids around so we can be around mature adults. "Someone farted in my health class" herc said at the WRONG TIME i admit we laughed BUT only at the randomness "but what ever dont come over my house with no bull shit on" suddenly someone sits down it is eliza "why are you here" "no reason" WHEN I TELL YOU THIS GIRL SUCKED HER FOOD DOWN she threw it in the trash did her hair and make up "so whys the ball always at your house!" "highest but not to highest power" eliza answered while putting on eyeliner. Ria sits down "hey guys" "hey we're just talking about the ball" to be continued ~

[ochrearia]

hello im sorryg. im sorry im new here and im scared to talk to fnf creators bc they're all super duper cool butg holy shit yuor fanfiction. whagt teh fuck. what the fuck. i know you from ao3. i love you so much ty for the food. how to say things like a normal functioning person. i love your work. ok bye

Im gonna let you in on a little secret I am scared of everyone else more than you guys would ever be scared of me I promise I do not bite I am a 100% doormat

But hey, welcome to my corner of tumblr aka hell! Kinda wild that Im a "FNF creator" to people like I didnt even register that fact until now. I'd personally think I cant be one of those if I cant do art but Im also an asshole to myself so

I still got a bunch more for Poly Propaganda + the fated Fossil Fighters AU tm I'm just holding myself hostage on a break for at least another day and I have told everyone here to smack me with water if they see me dropping writing spoilers, now you get to do that too LEL

[borathae]

Chapter 11

You peek through the spy first. You aren’t that reckless. wattpad canon yn gotta learn from her

WHO IS IT?? no jimin pls old man?? is he evil and young like the queen in snow white

damn the familiar, letter and invitation everything just hits soo magical haha very old fashioned in a fairy tale way gregor pointing at himself is uwu pls im crying over a cute grandpa

“Ah, no don’t bow" ... “Of course Miss” .... bows again, same energy as dont apologize its ok, im sorry ..... oh sorry again

baby the old man is probably younger than him ACTUALLY NO ITS HIS DAD'S BESTIE family friends you know ahah haah ha 😃

Lace up boots with a petit heel and toe cap.OMG ITS SOO HOT MOMMY SHOES SHUTU P IM BARKING ALREADY ASAAAHAAJS

It looks handmade, all of it, DID HE DO THAT ?? “It feels wonderful on bare skin. You should try it out some time.” STOP I HAVE A LIFE Golden and the diamonds and pearls are clearly real. HOW RICH IS HE WTF

“Nope, I’m out”, you say and close the box quickly, “this is too much.” mood

OMG OUR BABIES FINALLY YAY HI KOOKLES

how did he not see/smell us???

“It’s pretty”, Jungkook whispers, fumbling with his thumbs. OMG HE SPOKE DIRECTLY TO US AND DIDNT RUN AWAY im selling my non-existent properties to him HOBI STOP TEASING THE BABY

“Two hundred bucks?” me if i win it: WE ARE RICH NOW WOOHOO

dont tell me hes gonna wear his old uniform haha “His grandfather served in the war. It’s his way of honouring him. Right Jungkookie?” right 😃😃💀💀 I bet your grandpa would be so happy to see you Jungkook” 😭😭 im dead pls

OMG TAE SEND US A WINK *FAINTS nooo we just got 2seokook for a second talk to them pls

what’s with this seductive intonation of ‘pleasure’ as if that means something to you?ofc she wont remember it ugh joon fuck you

poor yoongles being ignored tae: 😍 yoongi: -_- jimin: 😒 namjoon: 😏

FUCK OFF JAMAL boi wdym u can make it ur convo?? 👀😃🤨

ofc father louis williams suga adams junior the third wont like to dress up for the ball

It seems like everyone hated each other secretly and as if smiling was forbidden.  reminds me of tae saying friendship as a force of habit

hmm joon likes it U AINT FORGIVEN tho 😒🙄I TAKE THAT BACK

“Inspiring?” you make sure, laughing nervously, “you mean evil, don’t you?"  SIR??

very evil vibes, no more daddy vibes marty im scared pick me up

“what’s Gregor doing at her place?” ..Taehyung seems…frightened TAE IS SCARED THATS IT BYE IM LEAVING TO UM IDK MARS

Taehyung seems to visibly relax, even going so far as to exhale in relief.  phew we got 2seokkook to save the day

“Will you children be quiet for once?” Yoongi growls thanks HE IS THE MAN ONCE AGAIN, solved jinmin's petty fight (major??)

“Why is everyone staring? Continue you with your pointless existence, will you?” KING SHIT YALL

He disappears behind a pillar and then you can’t see him anymore. boi wut where did u go???

TAE IS SCARED AGAIN???? WHY IS JOON ANGRY they are almost hypnotising you, “yeah, okay better this way.” ok again this hypnotizing shit aah

wow we are going to make out here?? ok i will take that haha im not confused anymore haha, jokes aside is he hypnotizing us? cuz she is taking more time to think and just easily disregarding everything else

who's close?? jimin and joon?? wow shit seems so intense wtf its just gifts?? unless tae is broke and he took a loan for it

holy shit tae could be a whole ass kilgrave with the mind control. How long does it take for the power to wear off? was jin also controlled like that?

fuck jin's doing the same thing except he is trying to calm her down

fuck im so confused scared and slightly pissed

WHO IS IT?? no jimin pls old man?? is he evil and young like the queen in snow white

lmoaoaooa imAGINE FAHSDF

damn the familiar, letter and invitation everything just hits soo magical haha very old fashioned in a fairy tale way gregor pointing at himself is uwu pls im crying over a cute grandpa

like it's so romantic JFADJFJ my bitchass would fall so hard for it JFJDASFJ

Lace up boots with a petit heel and toe cap.OMG ITS SOO HOT MOMMY SHOES SHUTU P IM BARKING ALREADY ASAAAHAAJS

HAHHHA Not you going into horny mode JFJDS

It looks handmade, all of it, DID HE DO THAT ?? “It feels wonderful on bare skin. You should try it out some time.” STOP I HAVE A LIFE Golden and the diamonds and pearls are clearly real. HOW RICH IS HE WTF

NO BUT IT COULD ACTUALLY BE THAT HE MADE IT HE IS ALSO WAY TOO RICH *sucks his dick*

how did he not see/smell us???

boy was probably well fed and not feral for onCE jfjasdjf

“It’s pretty”, Jungkook whispers, fumbling with his thumbs. OMG HE SPOKE DIRECTLY TO US AND DIDNT RUN AWAY im selling my non-existent properties to him HOBI STOP TEASING THE BABY

he is such a shy bean in SA I sob :(

“Two hundred bucks?” me if i win it: WE ARE RICH NOW WOOHOO

NO BUT ME FR bro no joke I spend 2.200 € yesterday on new photography equipment and I would literally kill to randomly get 200 bucks :')

what’s with this seductive intonation of ‘pleasure’ as if that means something to you?ofc she wont remember it ugh joon fuck you

like ugghhh rancid nasty

poor yoongles being ignored tae: 😍 yoongi: -_- jimin: 😒 namjoon: 😏

lmaooa for real fajdsf

FUCK OFF JAMAL boi wdym u can make it ur convo?? 👀😃🤨

BRO IS SO CONFIDENT LIKE BESTIE.

It seems like everyone hated each other secretly and as if smiling was forbidden.  reminds me of tae saying friendship as a force of habit

mhmhmmmmmmmm

“Why is everyone staring? Continue you with your pointless existence, will you?” KING SHIT YALL

HE IS SO ANGRY IN SA I WANT HIM

wow we are going to make out here?? ok i will take that haha im not confused anymore haha, jokes aside is he hypnotizing us? cuz she is taking more time to think and just easily disregarding everything else

like the hypnotising has to STOP

who's close?? jimin and joon?? wow shit seems so intense wtf its just gifts?? unless tae is broke and he took a loan for it

lmaoo imagine 😭😭

holy shit tae could be a whole ass kilgrave with the mind control. How long does it take for the power to wear off? was jin also controlled like that?

LIKE LISTEN HE IS ACTUALLY SO SCARY *sucks his dick*

[mangora]

Finally watching episode 9 so here are some live notes:

•Aiden falling over when Tess gave him the water bucket was a peak visual gag

•Alec??? Alec hello???

•Yul with Kai’s shirt…toxic yaoi scraps…

•Oh my god fuck this guy

•Grett you poor baby holy shit???

•LETS GO RIYA GO OFF QUEEN

•Riya looked up to Grett omg…

•FUCK HIM UP ALEC oh my god I hate Yul Grett needs to dump his sorry ass

•I don’t really know how I feel about how they’re portraying Gabby’s mental health. Idk it’s just kinda off

•I love Jake but how much longer are we going to do this TomJake subplot fuck me it’s so boring

•The Ally and Jake beef is kinda sucky too. Also what’s Jake been doing for the last nine episodes if not trying to improve? Wh

•Jake I could fix you

•Tom’s totally lying about his boyfriend huh

•YEP okay

•Also Aiden and Tom bonding over their scars is kinda cute

•Tom still thinks about him??? Okay we’re getting somewhere I’ll let them cook

•Emily I love you so much Emily. Trevor too. Power friendship

•Girl why are you eating a raw carrot. Creature

•I’m still sad that we didn’t get any real Jake/Ellie interactions after they set up a rivalry between them in season one. Come on. Toxic friends. Or rivals who can’t let go of a past platonic bond

•When are we going to get a non-elimination episode it’s been like eight eliminations in a row now I think

•Jake…buddy…

•FUCK EM UP GRETT

•“Ok ok I’m sorry” immediately when Ashley tells him what to do. He’s such a lapdog I love him

•TESSALLY CRUMBS

•JAKE!! FUCK YEAH KILL HIM!! HE’S SO BACK!!

•I’m so proud of him

•Tom <3 I don’t really like him this season but he’s still my cutie patootie yk

•ALLY BABYGIRL YOU DID IT

•Can you guys tell who my favorite team is yet

•I feel like Gabby isn’t really acting villainous yet. Kinda let down on that front tbh

•Yul kinda seems vaguely attracted to Tom

•If Riya goes home…

•Why has no one voted for Yul yet

•Sorry but when did Grett like make up with Gabby? Wouldn’t it make sense for Gabby to still hold a grudge against her for season one? She holds grudges, we know she does, she did it in season one and she’s doing it now

•Listen I get Gabby’s anger but Tess, Aiden, and Tom are right like all of these people would betray Gabby at any other point given the chance and Alec fucked Ellie over multiple times

•Man I miss their friendship actually

•IF RIYA GOES HOME…

•OH MY GOD IS IT TESS

•FUCK

•ONC stop voting off some of your strongest characters before the merge challenge fuck off I’m so sick of these eliminations

•Gabby kinda ate tho

•“Someone say bye to Ally for me” sobbing

•Gabby you’re so babygirl I’m going to miss your friendship with Tom so much

•OLIVER’S BACK

•Wait are Tom and Jake going to talk next episode then? I mean I guess I’m excited but…also not really because it’s probably going to end how it always does. With them just moping and not resolving anything. Augh

Overall the episode was okay I guess? Animation is wonderful as always but I’m really sick of the same like three plot threads being drawn out and of an interesting character going home every single episode without being fully developed beforehand. I feel like the writers— as much effort and love as they’re putting in— aren’t very organized and could use a lore Bible or a clearer outline, because some plots and character arcs are just dropped randomly, and some aren’t resolved in a very sensible or well-paced fashion. That’s not to say the writing is entirely bad, the writers clearly have some good ideas and the dialogue gets better every episode, but I think they need to balance the story better and plan out what they’re going to do with each character more effectively— it would also be nice to have some more relationships between characters instead of each character having 1-2 focal relationships with a few vague allies or enemies outside of that, considering how much time we have left with the season still. But that’s just a matter of preference on my end, I <3 complex relationship webs.

[doyouknowwhoyouare13]

Nyx watches Captain America: The First Avenger

Imma be honest…

I actually hate this movie.

Ok hate is a strong word

But to me it's actually so boring

Sorry to all the Cap fans

Like I enjoy the characters

And I understand it's to like set up the story

But omg.

So. Fucking. Boring.

At least to me

Feel free to attack me

Fake fan and all that idk

Anyways

I remember the first time I watched this

It's been a while since the last time though

IS THAT FILCH??

HOLD ON

OMG IT IS

HOLY SHIT

I NEVER NOTICED THAT

Norse myths are so cool

Bro should be blinded

BRO IS SO TINY 💀

Why is he so adamant

Like I know that is his thing

BUT BRO

Why are you talking during a movie 😐

BUCKY!!!!!!

HELP ONLY THE GOOD STUFF

Poor guy

TONY'S DAD!!!

Should I watch Agent Carter

I haven't yet idk

OMG STEVE

"How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you"

my god I love them sm

I love the Dr

I hate that he dies so early

oh...the other Dr

gross

I hate men

WOOHOO!!!

So smart

90 POUNDS??? TELL ME HE'S KIDDING

THAT'S LESS THAN ME

THE DR IS SO FUNNY ISTG

the red paints

should've known from the start

She's so pretty

HELP I LOVE THEM

He's such a virgin I'm sorry

Is that rude

Nah I mean I'm one too

Whatever it's fine

THAT WAS PENICILLIN 💀

CAN'T EVEN SEE HIS FACE IN THE WINDOW 😭

BRO HE'S ACTUALLY SO FINE MY GOD

Me too, Peggy

Crazy vertical fr

THAT KID IS ADORABLE

Why does he have an American accent

omg the song!!!!

WAIT IS THAT BLOND THE ONE THAT BRUCE WAS TALKING ABOUT AT THE END OF THE FIRST EPISODE OF SHE-HULK

NOOO HE'S NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE

You guys this is a joke btw

Good for him!!!

GO STEVE!!!!

man he's crazy

HELP HE FLEW WHEN THE SHEILD HIT HIM

He's actually insane

In a good way

HELP GIRLS MUCH CUTER 💀

Bro is clicking every single button

that has to be trouble

BUCKY!!

HELP THEY'RE SO FUNNY

mmmmm success????

I don't knowwwww

INSANE.

HOW COULD HE DO THAT WITHOUT KNOWING

SLAYYYYY

SO FINE

BUCKY IS SO FUNNY

HE'S SO AWKWARD HELP

uh oh

FONDUEING

BRO GOT A PICTURE

Y'ALL AIN'T EVEN TOGETHER

uh oh not the mountain

do you know what that means....

Buck please no

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

BUCK PLEASE

NOOOOOO PLEASE

AHHHH BUCKYYYYY

I know he's not dead but :/

So much pain he has to go through :/

Sure is a cult god damn

NEW BEST FRIEND

GO CAP!!!!!

bros bike is crazy

THE BASIC SCREAM SOUND

Y'KNOW THE ONE?????

bro what was I thinking

this is not boring

I REVOKE MY STATEMENTS

I love this movie

Character development!!!!!!!!

BRO CHRIS EVANS IS ACTUALLY SO FINE I LOVE HIM

THE SMALLEST THINGS HE DOES

RUN STEVE RUN

I'M NOT KISSING YOU 💀

I LOVE HIM HE'S SO FUNNY

Fuck the army bro should be in the air force

He takes "I can do this all day" very very seriously

Karma

Bye bye tesseract

omg this is so sad

NOOO THE RAIN CHECK

OMGGGGGGG

CRYING

PASSING OUT

BRO I'M GONNA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RUNNNNNNNN

all because he was at a baseball game

NICK FURY!!!!!

NOT THE DANCEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭

end credit scene now

BACK WHEN THEY TOLD YOU WHEN THEY'RE ACTUALLY RETURNING AND NOT JUST "____ will return"

punch me like that/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j

HE. IS. SO. FINE.

bro this is just a trailer I love it 😭

god 2012

that's insane

actually insane my lord

ANYWAYS YEAH I LIKE THIS A LOT MORE THAN I THOUGHT 💀

Captain Marvel next!!

[pintrestgrl]

rafe x sarah? thoughts?

yes ……. many actually. it’s not even like physical incest it’s so much more emotional for him . like part of him literally wants to corrupt her and ruin her life for always being wards favorite and the other wants to see what made her his favorite … however that doesn’t mean he doesn’t rub his hard dick on her cheek as she sleeps and that he doesn’t take pictures of her tits as she sleeps .. plz let’s talk ab this i love them

[torhues]

💌 Hey, torhues! You got an order from @saeshiros at our Love Hotline!

“hi cael, it’s sae 😆😆 ok so this is gonna sound kind of dramatic and shit, but like i just wanted to thank you so so much for being like. one of the best mutuals ever. like holy shit, you’re genuinely so fucking cool n ilysm bc ur so funny??? and we r literally twins fr? not fake? ong? okay this is so goofy HELP but like oh my god. literally i’m so glad i met u, i absolutely love talking to u n shit bc u make my day awwww help im gonna lose my shit writing this BUT im being fr . bYe i need to get serious HEPP but seriously i rlly wanna meet u someday so u could babysit me /j ALTHOUGH I WANNA GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK WITH U BESTFRIEND we should 100% go travel tgt and just say useless life updates ong. also have i mentioned ur like drop dead gorgeous SHDJSHDJSH BYE THE URGE TO BE UR (menacing) LITTLE SIBLING is SO REAL.... anw happy 2023 let’s hope i don’t pull another ***** 🤭 (i’ll tell u what i mean in dms if Yew dont get it HRLP) also plz listen to the song below and enjoy da food i got u bff ahaha giggles”

⭑ ⋆ ࣪. ⭒ ⁎ ﹒╴ ♡ FROM SAE TO CAELIN

Please enjoy your ramen & iced frappe from “Sae” 🌟💫

Have a good day! ♡

SAE STOP WHAT IF I CRIED ??? first of all im sorry for replying so late, was having a moment bc i didn't do well in wednesday's test </3 thank u sm for ur words like can not stress how much i appreciate u and wdym u are alr my sister ( u r literally like, a few months older than my brother help ) AND REAL, WE R TWINS !! NOT FAKE NEWS GUYS !!! honestly it surprises me how our brain energy matches this cannot be real . AND NO U R GORGEOUS MF HAVE U SEEN URSELF LIKE WHEN IS UR MODEL DEBUT ,,,, vogue be missing out of smn fr, also amusement park yes ??? i rlly wanna meet u too like imagine the chaos haha jail for us fr

happy 2023 for u too and NOT ***** PRAYING FOR U I HOPR 2023 BRINGS U ACROSS NORMAL PEOPLE 😭 btw thank u for food i am actually haven ramen atm lololol ( and ty kaze for dropping this here, ur acc is v cute !! )

[alba8688]

Love hurts

Chapter 55

Word count:1450

⚠️She is a small one but there’s smut so no minors allowed here buh bye

As the minutes passed and Dani wouldn't respond Eddie started to get nervous. What if she didn't want  to marry him and what if he read all the signs wrong.

Steve had told him that Dani always wanted to be proposed in-front of the castle. Was it this castle or in the other Disney park ?

"We don't have to get married this year m-maybe after the baby is born or maybe in another few years b-baby I-I love you ". Eddie started rambling nervous as fuck ,Dani chucked and got down to her knees crashing her lips on Eddie's lips.

"Edward Al Munson I love you more than anything in the world and yes I want to marry you ."

"Really?!" Eddie's voice sounded a bit higher than normal ,he couldn't believe what he was hearing ,what was coming out of Dani's mouth .

Was he dreaming ?

He pinch himself to find out and nope he wasn't dreaming everything was so damn real .

Eddie helped Dani stand up slowly so she wouldn't hurt herself or fall ,he was being really protected now that she was pregnant and Dani loved that . Eddie picked Dani up, spinning her around carefully then placing him slowly in the ground , kissing her .

Eddie's phone started ringing, making them pull apart and he answered it fast .

"She said yes !" He told whoever was in the other line and that whoever was actually their friends and family waiting for Eddie's call.

Everyone knew except Dani ,Eddie had planned this a day after uncle Wayne had given him the ring .

The first person he talked too was Mrs.Henderson then Dustin .Eddie needed to know that Dustin was ok and would give him his blessing to marry his sister.

Dustin acted tough at first but at the end he got up and hugged Eddie tightly .

Mrs.Henderson was over the moon happy that her daughter was finally going to have her happily ever after .

Steve threatened Eddie that if he broke her heart he was going to break Eddie's legs and arms and hugged him feeling happy for his two friends .

Uncle Wayne was the proudest man alive seeing that his nephew had matured so much in a matter of one year and how one girl completely changed him for good.

After everyone congratulated them Eddie hung up  and crashed his lips on Dani's once again and Nate captured the picture on his tablet but forgot to put the flash on so it was a little dark but no matter what Eddie and Dani would love it and would end up framing it .

Nate was so happy for his mom. He loved seeing her happy and he knew His dadda made her happy .He still didn't understand why he had two dads .He would never understand that but it did make him happy having two dads who love him a lot .

—————-

Their whole week was amazing. They got to visit almost everything in Disney world at the end of every day. Their feet were killing them but they had so much fun.

Before boarding the plane Eddie drank two beers to calm his nerves and that really did help him a lot to relax while the airplane took off making him fall asleep.

"I love you ." Dani whispered in Eddie's ear waking him up from his sleep"I love you too princess ." He answered sleepily,keeping his eyes closed.

"I love you more ." She pecked his cheek.

"That's not possible sweetheart. I thought we had already settled this ." Eddie opens his eyes and turn to face Dani kissing her passionately.

"The restroom is not busy ,do you maybe want to ?" Dani pointed with her thumb trying to sound discreet .

"Danielle Henderson !!" Eddie fake gasped ,As if he wasn't thinking of the same thing  .

"Meet you there in five minutes" she whispered and pecked his lips before standing up to head to the bathroom.

Eddie watched Dani leave to the bathroom, she winked at him before closing the door to the damn restroom door.

"Holy shit !!" Eddie whispered shouted ,he didn't even wait five minutes and stood up to head to the restroom but first check on Nate and Dustin's go where both fast asleep and Ozzy was laying down on the floor asleep as well.

I mean how long can they take ?

Eddie walked as fast as he could without seeming suspicious .But I bet he did look suspicious with the way he kept looking back to see if anyone was following him .

When he stopped in front of the door he knocked three times and Dani opened the door pulling Eddie inside from the hem of his shirt and immediately shutting the door behind him.

She pushed him against the wall crashing her lips on his startling Eddie .He wasn't expecting that but he kissed her back .

Eddie picked her up from her thighs trying to be careful not to hurt her or put too much pressure on her stomach .But it was too hard being that the damn restroom was too damn small.

So he placed her slowly on the ground .

Eddie was glad that Dani was wearing a dress for easier access .

He spun Dani around, parted her legs with his knee and fastly unbuckled his jeans pulling his dick out only .

"Sorry sweetheart, no time for foreplay ." He leaned in to whisper in Dani's ear making her  tremble.

"It's ok ." She managed to say

"Are you ready ?" He stroked his dick a few times before teasing Dani's entrance with his tip .

"Fuck you're so fucking wet and I haven't even touch you ." He groaned

"I need you Eddie ." Dani looks over her shoulder at Eddie biting her lower lip .

"Fuck baby ." He groaned slowly pushing himself in until bottomed out making Dani moan loudly .

Eddie's hand immediately reaches to cover Dani's mouth .

"Sweetheart you're gonna need to be quiet yeah." Eddie said in a low voice ,yeah he wanted to hear Dani make those pretty noises he loves.But they aren't about to get caught having sex in the airplane bathroom .

"Move ". Dani's voice sounded  muffled by Eddie's hand .

"Shit ,okay." Eddie started moving slowly at first afraid he would hurt Dani or the baby.

"Faster ." She moaned, sounding muffled.

Eddie went faster, letting go of her mouth to move his hand down to her clit .

"Shit baby you got to be quiet 'Kay." He groaned ,he was trying his best not to go feral but Jesus Christ Dani made it impossible with how good she was making him feel .It's like her  pussy was made just for him .

"Fuck me ,baby ." Eddie moaned "you feel so fucking good ."

He kept his movements fast making him get closer and closer to his peak but he couldn't finish until he knew for sure Dani was going to finish as well .

"Shit b-baby I-I'm." Dani didn't even finish her sentence because she covered her mouth covering the moans escaping .

"Oh shit ." Eddie moaned when he felt Dani's wall tightened around his dick making his orgasm ripped through him ,shooting waves of white hot pleasure into Dani..

They didn't move for a while, staying in the same positions while they caught their breath .

Eddie thought it was the hottest thing they had ever done but at the same time he was afraid someone would catch them

"Holy shit that was amazing ." Dani said while fixing her clothes and makeup

"Yeah it was ." Eddie smiles looking at Dani completely in love .

"Something to mark out of my checklist ." Dani winked at Eddie before stepping out of the small restroom and heading back to their seat .Leaving Eddie breathless in the restroom.

When Dani arrived at her seat Dustin was waking up and asked her where she was .

"In the restroom Dusty ." She responded turning on  her phone and scrolling through her social media .

Eddie waited five minutes before heading back .He opened the door slowly to see if anyone was around when he saw that the coast was clear. He went back to his seat.He saw that Dustin was awake and giving Eddie a judgy look.

"Where were you  ?"Dustin asked when he saw that Dani had put her AirPods on blasting the music loudly .

"In the restroom." Eddie responded

"Ewww ."Dustin fake gagged when he realized when he put two in two and realized what his sister and his friend were doing in the restroom is something he didn't want to know but that's what happens when he tries to snoop around .

"Sorry buddy, your sister needed me." Eddie turned to face Dustin cackling .

"You guys are disgusting !" Dustin whispered shouted .

"Yup we are ."

Next chapter

[hawthornandreed]

Ao3 says i have written too much to comment which is so rude wth. So commenting here! Will see if i remember how to do a cut on mobile

I DID IT

Hi hello it’s me I’m back! Lil headache so instead of homework I am here. As a treat! Yay! Getting right into it.

Ok fascinating pick from Toji. Very on brand for Toji to just like. Force a random man out of his table saying absolutely nothing at all. It’s kinda sexy I’m not gonna lie. Super rude. WOuld feel horrible. But. Yeah. Oopsies!

Reader is hilarious. “It’s not too late!” Toji and I are both dying laughing omg. I love her. “I’m working on it, give us another five minutes.” PLEASE I am wheezing. So fucking funny. Her pitch is so good though, actually. And playing into Tojis gambling addiction is genius absolutely genius. Risky, though. Shit.

His expression is frozen. The remainder of his sentence never to be spoken. “Sorry.” You utter under your breath. The scene rolling backwards via your ability. This is undeniably a shitty thing to do; but Suguru is lost to you if you aren’t able to change Toji’s homicidal mind. You appease your guilty conscience by thinking you’ll just have to help him win a gamble somewhere else as penitence.

BUT THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS OH MY GOD. Not gonna lie my heart fucking dropped when it was tails. I was genuinely worried. Unsure what she was gonna do. But no. Also listen I know Im supposed to insert myself here but I must talk to reader here for a moment. Can we do that? A little one on one with my sort of self? Listen. Girl. Do not feel guilty. There is nothing to feel guilty about here. THINK OF MEGUMI BECAUSE SHIT SOMEONE HAS TO. AND SUGURU. This is for them. And listen we would screw Toji over a million times (in multiple ways…) to save them. This is not a shitty thing to do. Absolve yourself of that guilt. We good? Yes. Good. Ok love you bye!

Ok rereading I totally missed this the first time around. The line about helping him win a gamble somewhere else as penitence. Holy shit. This is genius set up for something and I hope we get to see it. I do desperately want to see this happen. What will it be? What will the consequences be? My mind is racing with the possibilities. I love this. If it takes us feeling guilty to get there, I am cool with that.

You know, for someone who likes to gamble you sure suck at it.”

Oh my god holy shit babe. You are asking to die. Holy shit.

You wave him off, your inhibitions lowered far below your normal threshold, “You’re not the first guy to tell me that.” You lean forward and hold a hand up to your mouth like you're telling Toji a secret, “It was in a different context though.”

OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO SMOOTH AND FUNNY AND ABSOLUTELY SAVES HER ASS BC HOW THE FUCK WOULD TOJI RESPOND TO THAT INSULT BUT NOW THIS. THIS gives him something to play with ohhhh my god. Ok ok ok ok i see you.

“You just keep running that mouth bunny.”

The words leave your mouth reflexively, “Or what?” Your stomach drops the second after those words leave your mouth.

Insert me screaming out the window here. Oh my goddddddddd and the follow up to this? Bye. I am. Dead? In a puddle on the floor. This should not be as hot as it is (meaning: you have written him perfectly omg)

You did not come here to fuck Toji, you did not come here to fuck Toji. You did not come here to fuck Toji.

MMhhhmmmmmm yeahhhhh ok sureeeeee. Sure sure sure. Keep telling yourself that.

HA SHIU OMFG I FORGOT HE WAS THERE FOR A SECOND.

Ok fuck alright. Goddamn. That was intense. Ok wait she’s got better control of her powers now so she isn’t transported back to the other timeline after using her technique, yeah? And has a lil more control over them? I can’t remember. A reread is most definitely in order (school will not allow me the time but god its a nice thought).

Yu Haibara’s name is flashing on the screen; an incoming call. The part of you ruled by logic says to silence the device and keep walking. You tell that side to go fuck itself.

GOOD YES IVE BEEN MISSING HIM SO MUCH HOW IS HE.

Oh he’s so sweet checking on her oh he makes me want to cry every time he appears. Too precious and too good for this world. I love him. COMING TO WALK HER BACK askgkasjfg;ajs. And the way he can tell something is up and when he stops asking questions and just talks to fill the silence. Oh he’s just so good. Shit. I love him. AND THE SWEATSHIRT OH MY GOD WHY IS HE THE ABSOLUTE SWEETEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST ohhh my god. HES NOT EVEN GOT A SHIRT ON UNDERNEATH?! Youre killing me. Oh my god. Listen I have mostly just watched the anime and not read much of the manga so my Haibara content has been very limited and I dont know much about him but every time he appears here, you make me fall so in love with him. I need to go seek out more of him. He’s just so fucking precious it kills me. Lkandsglhasfljglaksfgkdsjglksaj. I can do nothing but key smash and cry and scream.

I’m so glad we at least hold his hand. I never want to let go. OH MY GOD I FORGOT HE THOUGHT SHE WAS ON A DATE. FUCK. KJASGHLHSALDGK. WDYM WHAT A WEIRDO?! WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNN WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAIBARA

“If we went on a date I’d want to be around you as much as possible. Besides I know you're strong and can take care of yourself but if someone bothers you I want to handle it.” He lets go of your hand to shift into a fighting stance hopping on the balls of his feet, “I know you’re not talking to my girl like that.” He throws a few punches at the air and you can’t help but laugh. He’s such a dork, and you mean that in the most loving way possible.

SCREAMING CRYING CRAWLING ON THE CEILING WHO IS THIS ANGEL HE IS SO PRECIOUS THE WORD PRECIOUS IN THE DICTIONARY IS JUST HIM. OR MAYBE NOT BECAUSE FRANKLY ITS NOT A STRONG ENOUGH WORD TO CONVEY JUST HOW PRECIOUS HE IS AJSGKLAJSKLGHALKFGHLKASHGLASJ.

“Go out with me.”

*screaming intensifies*

I know I should have asked you before you went on this date but I’ll never forgive myself if you become serious with someone and I never told you!

*screaming somehow intensifies further*

HE DOESNT EVEN. OH HE DOES. HE KNOWS OH MY GOD I KNEW HE KNEW. THE IMMEDIATE FORGIVENESS. “ILL FORGIVE YOU FOR ANYTHING” OH NO OH NO oh im actually a little nauseous. Could he really forgive her if he knew the truth about the time travelly stuff? If he knew why, and knew her motivations, then yeah of course. But we know she doesn’t like to tell the people who die that they died. Or would have. Ohhhh my god. Please.

HES NEVER EVEN BEEN TO HOKKAIDO?! Ok also ouchie that Nanami never asks personal questions ohhhh god Nanami sweetheart you’re gonna regret that oh no. Nanami please be a better friend ohhh my god BUT AAAAH THERE WAS NO WAY ID FORGET YOU AHGLKJSDKGJA;KFJGKASJGKASJDG;KJS its ok Haibara you are immediately forgiven. If nothing else, I would forgive him for anything. His whole speech has me rolling on the floor sobbing. THis world does not deserve him. Oh my god. I know this is for fun but im like shit. I dont deserve him!

You can’t help but sniffle in the silence. “I- I have a lot to think about and I’m sure you're freezing without a shirt.” You hold your open hand behind you and wait for him to take it. He does so happily, his trust in you blind and implicit.

BLIND AND IMPLICIT. STOP IT. OH MY GOD. the immediate trust. Fucking hell. I cannot remember if I said it in my comments but I did always have this little theory cooking in the back of my mind that maybe she meets Haibara even earlier on than this timeline and met him before he became a sorcerer or something and so he already knew her from that and thats the reason he just immediately wanted to help her and trusted her and vouched for her to Nanami. But if he’s telling the truth here…. Oh my god its so sweet and pure that it hurts. She has to let him in on the truth. She has to tell him. Quinny I trust you and you can do whatever you want, ignore my screaming and my pleas. You know whats best and I trust you implicitly. So when I say she has to tell him. She doesnt have to its just me screaming but SHE HAS TO TELL HIM AKLAHSDGK;JA;SKFGJ;AS. Ok let me think. No one in this time knows, right? None of them know. I dont think she ever said? Does Gojo know? I cannot remember. Tengen knows, obviously. I dont even think Yaga knows. Which. I guess shes not had a super long absence since starting school? Except for the coma. I cannot remember. Has she just been able to kinda time when she appears better? I cant remember ohhh my god i need to reread so bad. BUT LISTEN MY POINT IS THAT IF ANYONE IN THIS TIME DESERVES TO KNOW ITS HAIBARA YU. As much as I love Geto and Nanami and Gojo and Shoko, (OH MY GOD HAS SHE INTERACTED WITH SHOKO IN THE FUTURE?! I CANT REMEMBER. I THINK SHE DID?! I NEED TO REREAD). I dont know that Geto would be able to handle the information. They dont have nearly a solid enough friendship for her to confide in him anyway atm (fuck i just remembered all the angst going on with young Geto atm goddamn theres so much idk how you keep it all straight), Nanami also is not close enough to confide in yet I don’t think? He keeps himself so closed off. He is definitely trustworthy but the connection isnt strong enough just yet. And Gojo. Love him but absolutely cannot be trusted with this information. He probably could but also. Young Gojo is such a little shit and not great at interacting with people normally just yet. I am afraid he would let it slip in a moment of jealousy. Idk. Young Gojo has a long way to go with interpersonal relationships (older Gojo does too, just. In different ways.). And Shoko could be trusted but idk that they are there yet. We haven’t gotten much Shoko time on page in a hot minute (as far as I can remember?) so maybe that friendship isnt quite there yet either. Jadk;fgj;kafdjg;afdjgkjdkgj. Idk I feel like she has to confide in someone in this time bc thats such a hard thing to be able to keep to yourself and if anyone could handle it and is trustworthy and deserves to know, its Haibara. He doesnt need to know about him dying or any of that but the time travel shenanigans I feel he deserves to know! So he can make an informed decision and she doesnt have to turn him down for false reasons. As much as he blindly and implicitly trusts her, he can see through her lies and I feel he would know she wasnt being fully honest with him. He may not push her to tell the truth but he knows, and i think that would be even more hurtful. To let him ponder what horrible truth she is keeping from him by lying. It hurts to think about. I dont even know how else she would even handle this situation ohhhh my fucking god. Shit shit shit shit shit shit this is so sweet but so so so troublesome. Fucking hell.

Ok that is all for now. Much to think about. But you have absolutely done the scene with Haibara so so so well. You absolutely did it justice. Excellent as always. Thank you again for writing and sharing. This really helps me get through the rough weeks. So much love and appreciation <3

Chapter 43 Terror & Trust is now live.

This was a difficult one to write I hope you enjoy it ❤️

[trutrustories]

Bad fighter Mobius M. Mobius is the best kind of Mobius M. Mobius, Actually.

I already loved Mobius more than most of the MCU characters before episode 6 came out, but THAT scene in Ravonna´s Office was really game changer for me. Until then I was actually sure, that this man is a great fighter. Because HOW THE FUCK COULD HE NOT BE, RIGHT? I mean...

he looks so sure of himself, He´s going on those missions with trained hunters all the time, he´s fearless! And then Ravonna says: “even with that, you´re of no danger to me” And I was like: Ha! keep dreaming girl He´ll show you! And Mobius was like: “Is that what you think? Let´s see..” And I was like: Yeeees that´s my boyyyyy!!!”

And then Ravonna was like...

Mobius in the air in like a split of second. And I was like 

But Mobius freaking smiled and was like: “Yeah you were right”

ok. OK. HE´S MY FUCKING FAVOURITE NOW. THERE IS NO ONE BETTER THEN HIM SORRY.  Suddenly I was lost. I was blown away. It was HE BETTER STAYS IN MCU FOREVER OR I WILL SCREAM type of feeling. So let me get this straight. He can´t fight. He probably knows that he is not a good fighter, and he...  HOLY SHIT. THE WHOLE SERIES IS SO MUCH BETTER!!! .... As much as I love the idea of strong Mobius with long hair and daggers, looking for Loki through entire universe… I´m not sure, if I really want to see that in canon. I just love this cute and non-combatant version of Mobius too much, I´m sorry! Let me explain my weird brain please: we have lots of strong heroes in MCU – those who are great fighters, or those who had to learn how to fight.   The one thing I always loved about Iron man was the fact, that he really needed his brilliant brain, his technology (suit) and bravery to fight. And in the end he was the hero who saved them all. I mean… yeah. There are side-kicks, like Happy Hogan, or Luis (Ant man´s best friend) and I LOVE them! But none of them has got as much screen time and importance, as Mobius. When I think about what I love so much about him and his dynamic with Loki, there is always this one thing that prevails: one of them is an incredibly strong but also very careful god (not when he´s drunk though) who uses a lots of strategies and plans, while the other is a tiny man in a suit who can´t fight shit but runs into the throat of a danger every chance he get and no one can´t stop him. just look at him!!!

He goes on missions with these trained hunters to just look around for clues and has no concerns about potentional harm whatsoever.

And he even finds the time to stand up for normal people and be kind to them in the process:

Once Loki has no collar, on his neck he could break all Mobius´s limbs in a matter of seconds if he wanted to, but Mobius is completely sure he has nothing to worry about around his Loki. He´s not scared of ANYTHING, especially  of Loki variants. Like EVER! :D

let me break it down in detail for ya. I made a list: When they are taking Loki on his first mission outside, Loki asks, if no one is concerned that he is going to has his magic back...

well, maybe someone actually is concerned by that but it sure as hell isn´t Mobius. He just simply says that he could get Loki to Time keepers if he won´t try anything and like... this one line is getting on Loki so much, that Loki even tries to use it few moments latter xD And here is the best scene ever: 

LOKI: “we can go anywhere!” 

MOBIUS: “I´m not taking you for a stroll along the promenade, much less an apocalypse” FEW MOMENTS LATTER:

Hang on. Wait. So you telling me, he took this man outside without  permission, without backup (you know, hunters, that actually CAN fight), right to the apocalypse, knowing that Loki can use his powers anytime, however he wants.  It´s just...  God. I love him!!! And then he just hands him the daggers like it´s no big deal!

Like are we all aware this man has no any super powers, no big strength, nor any impressive fighting skills and he is willing to give him daggers for a mission, where this god is capable of magic and everyone else in team ECCEPT mobius is at least able to fight????? And he just has that small bulletproof vest,  and a raincoat and he chats with Loki in a rain like it was a fucking another apocalyptic DATE?

Ok. Let´s jump to the episode four He goes and persuades Ravonna to let him interrogate Sylvie and he is straight up arguing with her, even when he´s told how dangerous Sylvie is. This man LOVES danger!!! 

Once he has doubts he  decides to risk it all and  swaps TemPads right behind Ravonnas back. 

And he is watching it OUT LOUD in a place where anyone can show up at anytime! 

no but serously. This is a face of a man who is EXCITED for a dangerous adventures with Loki. Yeah, lets bring this whole place down together! 

And then we have this scene. Mobius really has a nerves to pull “ ha ha I had to take it by mistake” line right there. 

But once he understand he´s gonna die, he just take his fate with bravery and talks to Ravonna about life he really desires. 

And remember that time Ravonna warned him about this variant and how dangerous she is?  He casually saves her, just like that. No big deal. 

He even has a time to make teasing notes about how  Sylvie should be more careful jumping to a strangers car like that and how she really is one of the Lokis. 

And after he saves her, he manage to apologize to her  and make her to like him. EVERY FREAKING LOKI LIKES HIM! - that has to be his super power I swear And then Sylvie is like: well actually let´s go back there, I think It´s the best idea ever.  And mobius is like:  What back to the angry cloud? - oh great. fuck this why the hell not. Lets do it. 

so... while Loki and Sylvie are getting closer, lets show us, how literally every Loki likes Mobius (like not even alligator loki wants to hurt him, even when Mobius suggests that he is a liar I CAN´T) And just random (AGAIN) during the chat  saving Loki and Sylvie (without even knowing) when he inspires Classic Loki to change. 

He offers free tickets straght to the TVA to kid Loki, classic Loki and an alligator. I mean... What a LEGEND. 

when he gets there he just knock on Ravonna´s door and is like - lets talk about it xDD

And he isn´t even suprised to lose that fight. He makes himself comfortable on the floor: yeah you were right. Here we go again. Just prune me already, doesn´t matter, I have my Lokis there anyway.

But make no mistake, I don´t think he is stupid, or naive. That is the most fascinating thing about him.  He is brilliant. He can makes great plans (it surely as hell was him, who come up with the high school scheme) He is a great  investigator, he  is familiar with psychology very well, he know how to manipulate people just as well, as Loki. He can  interrogate flawlessly (when jealousy is not involved) And when he woke up in the Void, he was able to escape certain death, choose a car and drive around looking for Loki - and eventualy save Sylvie. He is a very capable man. I dont think he shouldn´t have any power. Like - he has his inteligence, his knowledge of all  languages  (I want to see him chat with Groot please), his knowledge of psychology,  knowledge  of how TVA works... He can have his pruning stick, TemPad, bulletproof vest and a raincoat for what I care. but most importantly he has his kind heart, love of adrenaline, and he is a freaking Loki expert. And let´s not forget, every Loki loves him. Also, he has a damn luck as well :D It´s like - Loki always ends up loosing, so Mobius  is fine  - even when he should be dead about million times already. (one man´s void is another man´s piece of cake) So when they are togheter. There is no way for Loki to actually die. Not by his side xD So I don´t think he needs to become great fighter. I believe, that this is a hundred times better. Creators should explore this dynamic to it´s bottom before they make him fighter with super powers or something like that. ( I wouldn´t mind long hair though)  I´m sorry. But I just really love that. I love how small and fragile he is, but he wont be scared of anything. And now he´s Loki best friend (while having masive crush on him, let's be precise ) So just imagine all those amazing scenes that could come with that.  Imagine there is some very dangerous Loki variant that everyone has problem to deal with, and Mobius is gonna be like - you´re so cute guys, nice try. Now let me talk to him, will ya.  Imagine some big battle where our Loki and Mobius are fighting side by side with Avengers and Loki is using all his potential, and he is so stunning in his leather but he can´t focus very well, because few metters from him is a small, fragile man in a suit just using TemPad an afucking pruning stick. And Loki didn´t even want him there in the first place. So they are arguing like married couple right then and there and every avenger AND enemy in  close distance just can´t believe these two are real.  also Loki saves Mobius by taking him in his arms right on time and running to safety with him

Maybe this post is  completely useless and has  incredibly bad english like every text I write, but I don´t care. I just wanted to loudly  appreciate this mans non-fighting skills and his hilariously huge courage. End of the post.  have nice day! Bye!

[evermoreparker]

Lost in Translation- Part Three

Synopsis: Peter and you were inseparable since you were kids, until you started hating each other right before you two went to college, but now Peter needs your help to win a bet.

Prologue Part One Part Two

Word Count: 1.3 k

‘’Oh! This is y/n! Y/n, these are my… friends.’’ Peter gestures to the jerks that betted on you.

‘’So these are the ones that you are always talking about, Petey?’’ Peter looks at you, shocked, as you put on your best fake smile and the most annoying voice you could possibly think of. Let’s give these assholes a show.

‘’Awe, really Pete?’’ One of them playfully messes up his hair.

‘’Of course man, you guys are so kind and not manipulative at all!’’ Chad chuckles uncomfortably.

‘’So are you guys on a date?’’ Smooth.

‘’Yea we are, this is our second date, actually. Just can’t get enough of this cutie pie!’’ You squeeze Peter’s cheeks as hard as you can while smiling. That’s for the shit you pulled in the past two years, Peter.

‘’Aw aren’t you the sweetest?’’ Peter messes up your hair, knowing full well how much you hate when someone touches it. You shoot daggers at him almost immediately.

‘’That’s all very sweet, but I thought you hated each other. How did this happen?’’

‘’Aw haha that’s really all in the past! Well, Peter showed up at my dorm a few nights ago, and begged me for a chance, turns out all that hate was just him being frustrated for not having me. Isn’t that right, baby?’’ Peter forces a laugh while chugging down his beer before turning to you.

‘’Yea it is lovey, but you forgot to tell them about all the letters you sent me telling how desperately you were in love with me.’’ Oh that’s it.

‘’I felt bad, babe, after you called my mom crying, begging her for my new number.’’ Peter forces another laugh.

‘’Well, that’s how it happened boys.’’

‘’Cool. We’re gonna go now… Have fun on your date.’’ They finally leave you two alone.

‘’Ok, saying that I was begging for you was a little unnecessary, and then I called crying to your mom? They’re not gonna believe that.’’

‘’They already did, and you were the one who said I was desperately in love with you, sending you a bunch of letters like an obsessed stalker?’’

‘’You started!’’ You both look around, noticing that you were acting like kids.

‘’Oh shut up, mine is more believable.’’

‘’Really? Am I just a pathetic loser obsessed with you in this story?’’ You lower your head and look down while looking sideways. ‘’Don’t answer that.’’

‘’Relax man, they are too dumb to overanalyze everything we do with our lives.’’

‘’Hope you are right, we can’t lose all that money.‘’

‘’Yea, but what if we could get more money? Why stop at 1250 when we can make them give it to us a lot more?’’ Damn.

‘’And how would we do that?’’ Peter seems genuinely intrigued by your crazy idea.

‘’Like this.’’ You eat the rest of your fries, getting up. ‘’How could you say that Peter? I’m here, giving you all my love, and all you wanna know is if you are getting laid tonight? Fuck you.’’ Your dramatic exit got everyone’s attention at the restaurant, leaving a wide eyed Peter trying to explain to others that he didn’t say that, but he stops his rambling as soon as one of the guys pokes his shoulder.

‘’Are you good, man? You should’ve waited a little more before asking that.’’ Oh so that’s how you two are gonna get more money.

‘’Yea I’m good. It’s just- everything was going so well, you know? Thought it would happen tonight.’’ Peter fakes a deep sign. ‘’I know I can get her back, but I need more time, you know? And because of that I’d need more money, she has quite an expensive taste.

‘’I don’t know about that, I think we can give you like 500 more-’’

‘’Make it 600. And I’ll record her moans as proof.’’ God that’s pretty pathetic, but he does need this money, May could need it too.

‘’Woah alright, 600 more from each one of us.’’ MORE FROM EACH? HOLY SHIT. Alright, that wasn’t what he meant, but sure.

‘’Ok cool. Gonna try to reach her, bye.’’ Peter hands his tap to one of them and leaves. 2750 for each. Holy shit.

‘’So? Did it work?’’ Peter gets scared by hearing a voice near an alley, turns out it’s just you.

‘’Yea, you could say so.’’ Peter acts coyly.

‘’How much?’’

‘’2750.’’

‘’Alright, that’s like 270 more from what we had-’’

‘’Each. 2750 each.’’ You widen your eyes, and hug Peter, but realizing soon what you are doing, you stop. Peter wishes you didn't.

‘’OH MY GOD THIS IS HUGE!’’

‘’Yea I know, I promised them something as proof…’’

‘’Ew please tell me it’s not a used condom.’’

‘’What? NO! I said that I would record your moans. ‘’

‘’Ok not that bad, do you think we should keep extorting them?’’

‘’Well, they kinda deserve it.’’ Here’s your friendly neighborhood spider-man, everybody

‘’Yea they do, we should wait a while and increase more.’’

‘’Told them you had an expensive taste, that could work since your birthday is near.’’ Peter looks down, realizing what he said.

‘’You remember my birthday?’’ Oh shit.

‘’Yea of course, I really loved the cakes your mom used to make.’’

‘’Yea me too… So I have to go now-’’ You point to behind.

‘’Oh me too.. I have homework and… stuff.’’

‘’Alright, see you tomorrow.’’ Oh shit, you close your eyes thinking about what you said. At least you have the frat party as an excuse.

The next day

‘’I still can’t believe you’re fucking Peter. Didn’t you hate him?’’ Your friend says with a mouth full of donut.

‘’For the last time, we’re not fucking. And I still hate him. The only thing that’s happening is a deal between us.’’

‘’Let’s see how long that’s gonna last…’’

‘’Wtf do you mean by that?’’ Your friend giggles, after wiggling her eyebrows.

‘’NO’’ You stand up, repulsed by the idea of sleeping with Peter.

‘’Why not? C’mon you’re telling you don’t think he’s hot?’’ Your silence means that you agree with that, so she goes on. ‘’And I know for a fact he thinks you’re hot too.’

‘’Please, who doesn’t? And the fact that I think he’s not super hideus doesn’t mean we’re gonna fuck!! I still hate him, and all the things he said.’’ You sit back on your bed, having second thoughts about your little deal and what will happen to you two if you keep this up. Can’t be that bad, right? He still hates you as well, nothing changed. Just enemies splitting a ton of money by fake dating. God, that’s straight out of wattpad.

‘’Whatever you say, baby. I’m here to kick him really hard if he hurts you again.’’ You giggle and hug your friend.

‘’Thank you, but who knows, he might be the one getting hurt this time.’’

‘’Nice, heartbreaker vibes. But please, just be careful, ok?’’

‘’I will, I promise. The only shitty part is that I’m gonna have to fake date him.’’

‘’SHUT UP. Omg enemies to lovers, like Lizzie and Mr Darcy, BUT ALSO THE FAKE DATING TROPE?’’

‘’Hey!! Never insult Mr Darcy like that again.’’ You point your finger at your friend’s face.

‘’Shit sorry, my bad. Wanna go to a party today? One of the frats is having one later and-’’ You interrupt her.

‘’Yea I’m already going to that one… With Peter.’’ You mumble the last part, hoping your friend didn’t pick up on that.

‘’God, I’m so glad I’m gonna get to see that.’’ You hit your friend with the pillow in your bed.

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[elysianslove]

hi !! i am in love w ur writing omg <33 can i req hcs of miya twins && suna w a crush who is in the girls ( or manager of the boys team if u only do gn!reader hcs ) vball team of inarizaki and they share the same bus or sumn when theyre traveling to another school ? thank u <3

hi hi hi!!! thank you so much <333 and i write fem!reader, hehe, so i made her part of the girls vbc! i hope you like these <3

miya atsumu 

i firmly believe none of the hq boys would be picky about the girl they’re dating. like yeah they all say certain traits they want but when it really comes down to it and they are dating you, they won’t be upset if you don’t fit certain previous criteria of theirs 

that being said, tsumu would absolutely lose his shit if his girlfriend also happened to be a volleyball player like he’d be convinced it’s fate or something

like he wouldn’t crush on you because of volleyball, he just thought you were a really pretty girl he’d constantly see in the halls and stuff 

and listen! he really was planning on asking you out

except asking a girl out has never been so nerve-wracking. like he’s never, ever felt this nervous about it?? and he’d keep chickening out every time he saw you

fast forward to you guys having to travel to another prefecture for a game, and it just so happens that the boys’ basketball team also had a game out of town. between the teachers and coaches, they decided since both the boys and the girls’ volleyball teams were going to the same prefecture, you’d just take the bus and make due 

the bus isn’t small, but y’all are a lot, so it’s a bit of a mess when you’re climbing on 

somehow, someway, you find yourself sitting next to miya atsumu 

pls he will never stop talking about how you two were meant to be after omg 

imagine his shock when he looks up from his phone and he sees you sitting next to him his brain literally goes ???!!@#$#&^$#&%(&

you just smile at him sweetly and say, “i hope it’s okay that i sat here. there’s not really anywhere else.” 

he can’t really speak. no like he really can’t. he’s. starstruck? just completely gone. you’re just so pretty and now he gets to sit next to you for the entire ride? he’s thanking everything holy

samu smacks him on the head because he still hasn’t replied to you and you’re starting to look a little saddened 

“uh, yeah, yeah, s’fine, yeah.” i’m telling y’all he’s secretly a complete dork. 

at first he doesn’t really know what to say, he just knows that he really wants to talk to you, like badly, and finally his brain catches up to him and he asks you about volleyball. you two spend nearly the entire ride talking about the sport

his heart would not stop beating insanely fast the entire time 

so y’all arrive, and you’re about to head off to the girls’ gymnasium when he stops you. you’re kind confused but you don’t stop him bc !!! hello !!! attractive !!! and kind !!! and interesting !!!

and omg you don’t think you’ve ever seen miya atsumu flustered before, and apparently neither has his brother or his friends because they’re in the back just snickering to each other

and finally, he manages to ask, “do you like, wanna hang out? soon? tomorrow?” 

it makes you giggle how red his cheeks are 

the relief that floods him when you say yes is unbelievable 

he wishes you good luck with your game with a kiss on the cheek that shocks everyone because what a contrast to the person he was literally a minute ago 

just v briefly: y’all are THE couple. you know what i’m talking about right? imagine just him being at your games and cheering you on the loudest, kissing you fully on the mouth after disregarding any rules in place, or the opposite, of you cheering him on his games and just jumping at him even though he’s really sweaty and hugging him so tight with your legs wrapped around his waist

no please don’t think about going to the gym with tsumu, where he makes you cling onto shirtless him as he’s doing pull ups and you kiss him every time he lowers himself, or practicing volleyball with tsumu, where he’ll serve a ball onto your ass and have you chase him around the gymnasium until he lets you jump onto him and you both fall on the ground

and no! don’t you dare consider practicing serves with him and it being a competition until you’re both so spent and breathlessly lying on the cold ground next to each other or how proud he is every time he sees you finally achieve something you’ve been trying really hard to perfect —

good bye 🏃🏻‍♀️

miya osamu

okay different from atsumu, osamu knew you were a volleyball player, and he realized he had a crush on after watching you play once 

your gymnasium, the girls’, was up for inspection but you had a game against another school so you’d borrowed the boys’. the whole boys team decided to stay and watch and holy shit was he impressed. your team won by a landslide, and it was clear the rest of his team was also impressed by the way they were all speaking about you

after that, you kinda stood out to him more? like, before he wouldn’t really notice you, but now anytime you were around or he heard your name or you were mentioned or he heard your voice he would kind of perk up and his heart would beat a little fast 

he was like fuck 😃🔪

you didn’t really share classes with him so it wasn’t too difficult to avoid you until his little crush had wavered 

yeah until god himself seated you right across from him on the bus while both your teams were on their way to a different school. it’s not that there wasn’t a bus, the coaches were just lazy and decided to combine you both since you were headed the same way anyways 

the entire time he wouldn’t stop staring at you while you chatted with your friends and with some of the boys from his team. you just seemed so. magical. he hated it. why were you so perfect

atsumu was asleep for half the ride so he only made fun of him for the other half. it was v humiliating. 0/10

he thought he had been soooo slick lmfao 😹

he was not

samu’s generally a slick guy but. not right now he wasn’t. not with his crush he isn’t

so when everyone steps off the bus and he’s like stretching out his limbs from being seated for really long, he feels someone tap on his shoulder, so he spins around and sees you and honest to god his blood runs cold

you had a really sheepish smile on your face like you were ready to embarrass him and when you said, “hey i noticed you staring,” on god he wanted to die.

but then you noticed his pale face and quickly went, “no, no, i think it’s very flattering! and i’m hoping it means i get to take you out?” 

cue tsumu’s cheering in the back he is so obnoxious bhjdbcdbjc

samu’s mouth is moving but his brain isn’t really working he just likes to thank god that he said yes and didn’t say anything else 

this time, you wish him luck with a kiss on the cheek and he really hates how his entire body is just heating up right now so on the outside it looks like he’s not enjoying this in the least, but trust, his heart says others

that was the most nervous you’ve ever been but he doesn’t need to know that 

on the bus ride back he invites you to sit next to him in the back, and you’re both a little shy about it all but you make conversation and somehow it ends up with him telling you he loves to cook, which leads to the promise that he’ll cook for you one day

it’s a very sweet conversation where you’re both really excited but you’re also a little nervous about it all

again, briefly: if we’re going with you being a wing spiker like him, then training with samu is so fun. he loves to toss the balls up higher and higher knowing you can’t reach them, until one day you shock him and the ball goes smack on the other side of the court and damn he just fell in love all over again.

tsumu practices with you two sometimes and nine times out of ten he’ll make samu think he’s tossing to him then toss to you instead. 

you’d think he’d be quiet and calm while he watches you play? absolutely not he is the loudest. it’s okay you luv him <3

omgomgomg meeting up with samu after both your after school practices are over and you just walking home alone in the quiet and you’re both munching on some snacks and it’s so serene and your hand is in his and you’re swinging your arms playfully and it’s just so

sigh 

remember that promise he made to cook for you? every weekend without fail, since he usually wakes up before you, he makes you breakfast, leaves his home, and wakes you up with a little box of your favorites. the tradition never falters. every weekend you wake up to his beaming face with a steaming box of breakfast. husband material 

suna rinatarō

with suna, you two briefly knew each other

you shared class with him, and sat quite near him so you were like sort of acquainted with each other. i feel like suna’s not too big on speaking with strangers not because he’s introverted but because he just doesn’t wanna waste his time

he does speak to you from time to time though, mainly just to ask about class or homework or exams 

he didn’t know you were on the girl’s volleyball team though, so when you walked onto the bus, and he spotted you, he was really confused. when you spotted him back and waved at him with a bright smile his brain went uh oh

and then you walked closer to where he sat and his brain went UH OH

and then you asked to sit next to him because you’re all the girls are scattered everywhere and aside from them he’s the only one you know here so he just shrugs and goes yeah sure 

his brain is going uhohuhohuhoh repeatedly though he’s just exceptionally good at not showing it 

you don’t really talk as everyone settles down, each of you is busy looking down at your phones, but when the bus starts moving, suna takes out his headphones and 

he offers one to you 

vdhjsdshfkwhhesajkdhksf

ok im good 

you’re a little taken aback but you accept. the entire ride you two don’t talk, you just listen to music together, and occasionally he hands you his phone to choose a song, and somehow, in the middle of all this, your head fell on his shoulder and his head rested on yours and it was really comfortable and good god does he have a crush on you

when you take out your phone and open instagram/snapchat and start messing with the filters, taking snaps of him and making faces with him, and he gets to hear and feel your little laughs he realizes yeah, maybe he does have a tiny crush on you 

tiny 

minuscule

you skip away from him after stepping off the bus with a yell of good luck. he makes time after his game to go watch yours and he is thoroughly impressed by your skill. decides maybe it is not as minuscule as he thought.

the boys are on the bus before the girls, so when you walk in, he waves you over and points at his headphones, which makes you laugh a little and rush over to him. this time, he doesn’t wait for the bus to start moving before he hands you one earbud, and just like before, your head rests on his shoulder throughout 

middle of the ride, he opens the notes app, and types, ‘you’re really cute,’ while showing you the screen 

you take the phone from him and type back, ‘you’re really pretty.’ 

and then a conversation carries like this until he just straight up goes, ‘wanna go out with me?’ 

this time, you don’t take the phone from him. instead, you sit up a little, press a kiss to his cheek and whisper, “yes.” 

it only shocked him a little a lot

as soon as you’d said that, he relaxes a bit, and as you’re going to rest your head on his shoulder, he brings an arm around you, hugging you closer to him i am going to Scream

briefly: please, imagine just how encouraging it is for suna to see you in the stands at any of his games like it just gives him that necessary boost  and whenever he wins he just cups your face and kisses you so passionately yet serenely and there’s that small smile hidden in the kiss only you can feel and tell of

or just imagine you and suna relaxing after a long day of practice in a bath together or you completely drained snuggled in bed as you lazily and sleepily pillow talk 

or oh my god, suna coming before a game and helping you do your hair in a braid or anything that will keep it out of your face because he has a little sister and he’s just so good at it and all the girls are fawning over how he’s sitting on the bench with you kneeling between his legs and he’s just working diligently at your hair and once he’s done he just gives your head a little pat before leaning over and kissing your cheek like “all done babe good luck” 

or suna watching smugly as you absolutely destroy your opponents or if you ever play with the boys how you never go easy on them and he just 

heart eyes <3

end note; im sobbing im this 🤏🏼 close to losing my mind why are they not REAL 

[zer0wasabitxh]

Episode 2

Leo ducks, pulling sunny down with him as a rock goes flying over their heads. “What the fuck was that?!” Sunny jumps back as a zombie slashes at him.

Leo swings his water bottle down onto the head of the offending creature, “No fucking clue.”

The two of them are about a quarter of the way through the horde, and are almost at the storefront. Sunny swings his backpack off his shoulder and spins in in a circle, knocking down a group. Leo jumps over to finish off the ones that fell.

“BEHIND YOU” Sunny shouts as a zombie stumbles out of the crowd and latches on to Leo’s back. 

His eyes widen and he drops to the ground, kicking off the zombie and smashing its head. Sunny finds a discarded metal pipe on the ground and picks it up. “Whatcha got there?” Leo says over the crowd as he stomps on the head of a crawler. Sunny doesn’t respond, instead opting to start swinging. The two of them make it to the store front in a matter of minutes, sunny going to the door to look for a way in while Leo fends off the zombies. -

Wren jumps as a banging starts up at the door. “Shit did the horde get through?” the blonde grabs something off the shelf and runs downstairs. Wren follows. “HEY ANYONE HOME? LET US THE FUCK IN” Recognizing the voice, the two of them run to the door and undo the locks. Sunny and leo stumble inside just before the horde and the blonde slams the doors back closed while Wren replaces the barricade. “Holy shit how- what- ???” Leo’s mouth forms a lopsided grin and Sunny giggles. “Nice to see you too.” 

-

Eymori wont be able to make it to the store with the horde- especially not with peachy on his back. He had found an abandoned car and hid inside it with Peachy and Max. Peachy curls up in a corner, descending into another fit of coughing. Eymori pulls out his phone and clicks a contact labled “evil”, calling it.

-

“Is that your phone?” Wren looks at Leo’s bloodied backpack, which has now started to vibrate. “Probably.” He pulls it out of his bag and squints at the shattered screen to see who it is, before answering. On the other side of the room, Sunny and the blonde cling to eachother talking. “I missed you so much, Kierra!” Sunny wraps her up in another hug. “I missed you too” Kierra smiles and ruffles sunny’s hair.

Leo stands up as he talks on the phone, “Ok share your location i’ll be right there.” “What-” Kierra looks over, “Be right where?? No the fuck you wont.” She stalks over and grabs the phone out of Leo’s hand, bringing it to her ear. “Whatsup.” She pauses for a moment, listening to the voice on the other end, before, “Oh yeah no they just fought their way through a damn horde they are not going anywhere.” Pause, “Yeah, yeah I think I know what car you’re talking about” Pause, more muffled talking. “If you’re outside the horde then you should be safe-” short pause, “no it’s not going that way. Just try and hold out alright? We’ll go to you once it’s clear. Alright, Buh-bye.” The phone clicks and Kierra hands it back to Leo. “Who was it?” sunny questions from across the room. “No one, dont worry about it.” she walks back over to him and ruffles his hair. 

-

Eymori puts down the phone, “alright, help’ll be here soon, alright?” Peachy nodds and coughs weakly. 

Max growls. 

-

A girl picks up her backpack as the bell rings, and heads to lunch.

*So many people* were absent today. No one seemed to know why. 

She makes her way through the halls, stopping by her locker to get some books. Before she closes it, a commotion starts up behind her. 

“What the fuck is your problem!?” a student shouts, pushing a boy back. The boy snarls and stands up, cursing something under his breath and lunging at the student who had pushed him. She moves out of the way and the boy tumbles through a crowd. The student turns and the girl recognizes her. The person behind her in maths class. Damien? She’s not sure. 

Someone screams and both of them turn towards the crowd where the boy had landed.

The girl’s stomach sinks. She backs up a few steps. She’s pretty sure she sees blood. 

-

Wren sits on the roof of the store, staring down at the horde. Its much less chaotic than one would imagine. The mass of voices blending into a familiar sort of calm. The class when the teacher announces a quiz, or the crowd when a comedian makes a bad joke.

They wave at Mika, whos sitting on the roof of another building. Mika laughs breathlessly and waves back. 

Wren smiles, forgetting momentarily about their situation. Maybe it's not all bad.

-

It’s not a secret that Kierra never really liked Sunny’s boyfriend. He had been gone for ages and then reappears out of nowhere? It was fucking weird.

And he was annoying. She's reminded of this fact when he starts clinging to Sunny and whining about a headache. 

He rests his head in the crook of his boyfriend's neck and groans, “babyy it huuuurts”

Sunny frowns and reaches up to pet his hair, “I'm sorry honey.”

Sunny was about to say something more when Kierra speaks up. “Dude take some Tylenol or something no one cares about your damn headache.”

He snaps his head up and glares at her but it has no real malice to it. Sunny looks a bit panicked. Oops.

“Come on why so mean, Kira?” another reason she doesn't like him.

“Kierra, and, maybe I just don't want to listen to your whining *constantly*??”

“Constantly is a stretch.” He lowers his head again. Sunny’s hand returns to his hair. 

Kierra groans. What the hell does Sunny see in him?

The blonde lifts his head and says something flirty to Sunny, who immediately blushes. Kierra closes her eyes and internally cringes.

-

As Eymori holds Peachy down with one hand and frantically pulls out his phone with the other, he wonders why he thought picking up a stranger was a good idea.

Turns out Max had a damn good reason to be growling at her constantly; She was infected. Eymori had tied her hands as best he could to prevent her from scratching him and has now been holding her back by the neck for a few minutes now. 

He types in a number and calls it. It rings 3 or 4 times before someone picks up.

“Kierra that you? — hey, yeah, I have a bit of a problem-” he almost drops the phone when Peachy tries to kick him. He balances his phone on his shoulder for a minute while pushing away her legs. Peachy screeches almost inhumanly at this, and Eymori cringes at the sound.

“ — yeah sorry I uh — no I'm fine it's not me just — yeah so about that-” Eymori explains the situation to Kierra, and asks what to do.

“ — yeah I'm fine for now but uh not sure how long that's gonna last. She's stronger than she looks. — Alright are you sure? — Ok. Yeah. The red jeep outside the uhh-” he glances out the window at the building nearest him, “outside the library. — alright, see you soon.”

*Click*

Eymori puts his phone back in his pocket.

Mika scrolls through their phone, now at 17 percent, trying to pass the time.

They had no way out of the building they were in- well at least not without coming into contact with the horde. Surprisingly though, they were more bored than they were scared. 

They made a mental note to check Leo and Sunny for any bites later, seeing as how they had fought their way through an entire horde to get to the building. Idiots. Mika laughs. 

-

Damien slams the door to the bathroom shut, leaning against it. Dain, Damien, and a few other kids had run into the bathroom after the boy started biting people. A sense of panic was growing. 

“Guys…?” a boy says from the corner of the room. He turns his phone to face the crowd. The people close enough to read it gasp. “It’s- its not just us.”

Dain walks a bit closer, peering at the boys phone. She reads the text outloud, “violent breakouts in cities across the east coast … police not responding … z- wait what?” she grabs the boy’s phone from him. “Zombies??” A few people start freaking out, with frantic “what??”s and “zombies?!” sprouting up throughout the crowd.

“This is a twitter post it’s probably bullshit.” Dain hands the phone back to the boy before turning around to face the rest of the students there. 

She opens her mouth to speak but before she can get out a word, banging starts up on the door. Damien loses his balance for a moment but quickly regains it to hold the door shut.

“Who-” Damien starts but Dain rushes over and puts a hand over his mouth. “Quiet,” she whispers, “if it’s a teacher they would say something. Whoever is out there does *not* need to know we’re in here.” Damien nods.

“So do we just wait-?” a girl whispers. Dain nods. 

-

June got unlucky. 

She lived a 3 hour drive away from the address Leo had sent. She did not own a car.

June reminds herself of this as she goes through her neighboors bag, looking for the car keys. 

Her hands are shaking as she pulls out a chain with a car clicker and key attached to it. She gets up and rushes out of the house, trying not to ||puke||. She unlocks the car and gets in, resting her head on the wheel and trying to breathe. She closes her eyes, trying to block out the images of her neighbor’s dead body. The blood made her feel sick. 

Holding onto the wheel for dear life, she takes deep, shaky breaths. 

When she manages to calm down, she turns the keys, and steps on the gas.

-

Kierra watches as wren climbs down the stairs to the roof. She walks over to meet him at the bottom. “Hey” she smiles, “managed to clear your head?” “Yeah actually.” Wren walks over to the breakroom door, opening it. Kierra follows. They walk in silence over to the counter, where Wren pours some water into a mug and puts it in the microwave. 

Kierra opens a can of soda and takes a sip.

The two of them sit in silence for a while, Kierra just watching as wren makes themselves tea. 

A head pops through the door, staring at them. Kierra wants to cry. “Hey guys!” the blonde giggles

“Shut up.”

Wren laughs.

Leo walks in and takes a bottle of water out of a duffel bag, uncaping it and taking a sip. 

“What are you up to?”

“Just made some tea” wren answers, blowing on the steaming mug.

Leo nods in approval.

Kierra drinks more of her soda. A silence falls over them again.

It’s strangely comfortable.

-

Running wasn’t enough in a crowd like this. Kierra had to remind them of that fact *several* times. Sunny’s boyfriend insisted he would be fine but sunny made him put on long sleeves and pants and Kierra made them both bring *actual weapons.* She gave Sunny a crowbar and his boyfriends waterbottle was replaced with a knife. A weird weapon of choice when it comes to zombies but Kierra couldn’t care less about the blondes choices. The three of them set out after getting ready. The plan was to go around the back of the building and go to a street wren had seen where the horde was thinner. Wren stayed on the roof with a walkie talkie to watch over them. They walk out the door and Kierra’s walkie talkie echoes a. *”good luck”*. -

Wren walks up to the roof after checking the batteries in his walkie talkie and making sure it works. 

They find a good vantage point and sit down, hanging their legs off the edge of the building. Sunny looks up at them and smiles, giving them a wave. They wave back.

The three turn down a street, taking out a few zombies in their way. Kierra takes the lead and Leo takes the back, no doubt because Kierra wanted him as far away from her as possible. Wren laughs at this thought. 

They turn a corner and wren loses sight of them, but after a minute or two his walkie talkie beeps. *“We got inside the building. We’re gonna see if theres any underground passages other than the sewer. Over.”*

“Alright,” he responds, holding down the button, “let me know when you’re out of the building. Over.” *”will do. over.”* After a minute or two the walkie talkie beeps again, *“we found a tunnel that goes across the street. We think it ends at the store with the orange sign. over.”* “Alright, I can see the entrance to the building from here. There arent too many zombies there. You should be able to get out unseen. Over.” -

June floors the gas, heart pounding. She speeds down the empty freeway, watching for the exit she has to take. 

Eymori had called her earlier and explained the situation. The feeling of dread in her growing by the minute, June swerves down the exit, breaking hard at a turn and reeling the wheel to the left. 

She’s really not one to drive like a maniac but she reasons with herself that the end of the world is a good enough reason to risk her life. 

The GPS lets her know that shes 30 minutes away from her destination. She can make it in 10. -

Eymori doesn’t want to kill peachy, but he’s not sure how long he can keep this up. He ties her hands back together for the 4th time, this time using more rope than before.

She was getting stronger by the minute, and she *keeps breaking out*. He’s really not sure if he would survive this.

-

“Oh what the FUCK-” June slams on the breaks as she turns a corner and sees a massive horde. Several zombies turn towards the car and start stumbling towards it. She frantically turns the key and gets out of the car, rushing towards the nearest building.

-

A kid sits under a shelf that had fallen at an angle. They pull their legs up and hug them, closing their eyes and willing themself to wake up.

-

Wren watches as serena, Leo, and Sunny make their way out of the shop a few streets down.

A zombie lunges at them from the side but Leo steps in and stabs it, before kicking it back into a wall. Sunny fist bumps him and the three of them continue walking.

*Going good,*  wren thinks to themselves.

Wren hears talking by the door and turns around, looking at the exit to the roof. 

“... Bad idea… … … gets back… gonna… … what if they…” suddenly someone yells from inside the shop, presumably calling the people who were talking, and the voices go quiet. 

Wren turns back to the street in time to see the trio enter another building. 

A few minutes go by before his walkie talkie beeps.

*Sunny's voice comes through the other end ”SEND-”* a crash can be heard through the speaker and sunny curses. *”SEND SOMEONE TO HELP PL-”*

It all goes silent.

-

The kid flinches, eyes widening as they hear someone walking into the building they're in. 

A girl curses on the other end of the room and pushes something against the door. 

The kid peeks out, looking for the woman. They see her shuffling through her bag for something. She pulls out a weapon of some kind, though the lighting makes it hard to tell what.

She looks old, the kid thinks. Though, they never were good at telling ages. In their eyes, someone was either a baby, their age, *teenager*, 30, or 100. They would place the woman into the 30 category, if they had to guess. Though she could also be teenager. They aren't sure.

She had brown skin and long brown hair with bleached streaks. The lighting of the sun made it hard to tell what colour they were but the kid guesses that they're pink or red.

The kid’s eyes stray over to the door. A table had been pushed against it, holding it shut, and something (a broom maybe?) had been shoved between the handles. The kid thinks they saw someone do that in a show their mom was watching last week. They wonder if that's where the lady got that idea. 

She seems hesitant, unsure of what to do. She paces back and forth, her breathing heavy.

The kid exhales shakily.

The woman turns around unexpectedly, facing the shelf the kid's under. They duck back into the shadows, biting their lip. Their heart pounds and they hear her take a few steps towards them. They wonder if she's one of those mean people who hurt their mom. Everyone seemed to be mean lately. 

“Hello-?” the woman says tentatively. 

The kid debates responding. She doesn't *sound* mean. But then again their uncle had turned mean even though he was always acting nice.

They shake their head, trying to block out the nightmare of what happened when their uncle and mom got in a fight a few days ago. They didn't know why they were fighting, they just know that their uncle had turned mean, and then their mom hit him, and he stopped moving.

Everything had been normal before that, but their uncle had said earlier that a *different* mean person attacked him earlier that day, and their mom said that's why he turned mean. They think that's why their mom was angry too.

They ponder this, but their thoughts are interupted with the pink lady talking.

“I know there's someone there. I can hear you breathing.” She sounded scared.

The kid still wasn't sure what to do. They think that maybe they'll wake up before they have to decide.

-

Wren rushes down the stairs, scrambling for whatever supplies they need to go out.

They grab their bag and take a crowbar from someone's pile of stuff. It's on the floor, they reason, it's fair game. 

They un-barricade the door, nodding to another camp member, and scramble around the side of the building. He narrowly avoids the grabbing hands of several zombies on the way.

They turn down an alleyway leading to one of the streets the group went down. 

They gag at the ||rotting blood|| covering the floor and the walls. Abandoned backpacks, crashed cars, the town was a mess. 

Wren makes his way down winding streets, avoiding zombies and anything else that would watch him. After 5 or so minutes he makes it to the building that he last saw the trio enter.

It's dead quiet.

He takes a breath and walks inside.

-

June’s heart pounds as she approaches the shelf, crowbar in hand. The room gets darker by the minute, only a few rays of the setting sun peeking through the windows, illuminating streaks of wall and shelves. She can hear someone behind the shelf. She saw movement. She’s scared.

“Come out,” she tries again, her voice shaky.

“...”

“I know you’re there-!” she grips the crowbar. 

She hears some shuffling from behind the shelf. Before she can say something again, a small head pokes out around the side of a shelf. Big doe eyes stare back at her, unblinking.

“Holy shit that's - you're a kid-”

-

“This is a terrible idea.” Dain comments, watching Damien unscrew the vent in the storage closet.

“You got any better ones?” 

“... No”

The metal covering clatters to the floor.

“Ladies first!”

Dain groans.

-

Eymori curses and scrambles out of the car. The horde was thin where he was but still not ideal. He dodges several zombies and, with max in towe, pushes through a door into someone's house.

The place looked like it had been abandoned long before the zombies came. Dust covered the furniture and cobwebs made home in almost every corner of the room. 

Eymori pushes a dresser up against the door and makes his way deeper into the house.

Max follows by his side, looking up at eymori curiously, before walking into a wall and opting to look ahead of him instead. 

-

Kierra watches a familiar figure walk through the door.

She sits against a shelf with her arms tied behind her and her ankles bound. Sunny's boyfriend is in a similar predicament. Sunny, on the other hand, sits in a chair looking perplexed.

Wren steps further in and lays eyes on the three.

“What the- what happened here???” 

Sunny puts his head in his hands, “I don't even know”

Kierra rolls her eyes. “I've been wrongfully imprisoned.” 

“Wrongfully-” the blonde starts, “you tried to kill me???” 

“Wrongfully imprisoned.”

-

“I thought you were gonna be mean…” the kid mumbles in response to June asking why they were hiding from her.

She kneels down to be at eye level with the kid, who’s still crouched under the shelf. “I promise i’m not gonna be mean.” 

The kid looks at her, contemplating, before shaking their head and making a *”uh uh”* sort of sound. 

“Why ‘uh uh’?” June tries.

“Moma said she wouldn’t turn mean either,” the kid pauses, looking down at the floor, a bitter expression on their face, “but she did. Like all the other adults.” 

June sighs, looking at the kid. “Well, did she pinky promise?” “... no…?” She holds out her hand, pinky finger sticking up, “I pinky promise I won’t turn mean.” The kid hesitates before shuffling closer and interlocking their pinkies, “OK. But, if you break your promise,” they look around and then look back, whispering, “I’ll have to K-I-L-L you…” June nods, holding back a laugh, “alright kiddo.”

“... my name isn’t Kiddo.” 

“What is it then?”

“... Moma said never give strangers your name.”

“I’m not a stranger, I’m June.”

“...”

“My name is Juniper Flores, I’m 21 years old, and I go to school in Massachusetts. Now you know all about me.” 

The kid fidgets a bit before taking a deep breath and speaking, “My name is Alex, but most people call me Birdy because I like birds a whole lot, and I’m 8 years old, and I go to school here.”

“It’s nice to meet you, Birdy.” June smiles and and holds her hand out, “now why don’t you come out from under there. I have some food and water with me, do you want any?” Birdy nods and takes her hand, shuffling out from under the shelf and standing up straight. They stand at a little less than 4 feet tall, with medium-short brown hair and big brown eyes. 

June looks down at them and smiles. They hesitate, and then smile back.

-

“I’m telling you, *he’s bit*.” “And I’m telling you, *I’m not.*”

Wren cuts in, “guys this clearly isn’t going anywhere- just-” they take a breath to try and clear their head before continuing, “Kierra, where did you see the bite?” “On his ankle.” “Very convenient how you chose a place thats under the ropes,” Leo quips back.

“Its not-” “Both of you shut up.” Sunny stands up glaring at them. They both close their mouths immediately. 

“Thank you,” Wren mutters before turning back to Kierra and Leo, “we can just cut the rope and check.” Sunny nods, “Yeah and I’m sure it’s fine, I mean, I didn’t see anything when I tied him so Kierra probably just misinterpreted something.” “I know what I saw,” she grumbles under her breath. Wren takes Leo’s knife off the floor. Leo exhales and closes his eyes.

Wren brings the knife to the rope and starts cutting. -

“I think this is the main office,” Dain whispers, peering out of a vent grate at the end of the tunnel they had gone down. 

“What are you waiting for then? Open it” “How am i meant to do that??”

“...”

“...?”

“No idea”

Dain makes a perplexed sound before motioning for Damien to back up. 

Once Damien was a safe distance away, Dain maneuvers so that both of her feet are facing the grate, and kicks as hard as she can. 

They both cringe as the cover flies open with a bang and clatters to the floor, making way more noise than is acceptable for an apparent zombie apocalypse.

Dain slides out of the vent, landing on her feet. Damien follows after her stumbling to the floor and wiping the dust off his clothes. Dain walks to the door and peeks outside before shoving it closed and locking it. 

Damien stares at her questioningly. 

“There are ‘zombies’ outside,” she answers. 

Damien nods and goes over to slide open a window. They’re only on the first floor so it’s not much of a drop. Dain walks over to him and looks outside.

“Not many out there, we could leave this way,” Dain comments. 

“Yeah… and I think I know where we should go,” he looks at Dain, “you know how to drive?”

-

Wren slices through the last of the rope and without warning Leo raises his legs and kicks him square in the chest. 

Wren stumbles back and, before anyone has time to do anything, Leo’s out of the building and running down the street. He runs into a near by grocery mart and slips between the shelves to hide. 

He looks through the shelves for something to cut the rope on his arms with. Eventually he sneaks back over to the entrance and bends down, awkwardly picking up a piece of broken glass laying next to the completely shattered windows of the storefront.

He maneuvers the glass between his hands and slides it between the rope, rubbing it back and forth despite the sharp pain in his hands from it.

He hears footsteps outside, and despite the darkening sky, he can still make out Sunny, Wren, and Kierra rushing out of the store they were in and coming his direction. 

He ducks back into the grocery store and heads into the back. He continues cutting the rope as he walks, and once he gets to what looks like a staff room, he can finally slide his hands out of the rope. 

He rubs his wrists, examining the damage. He has mild rope burn and his palms are bleeding from where the glass cut into them, but it’s nothing he can’t deal with. He cracks open the door to the staff room and walks inside, taking in his surroundings. He notices an open locker with a bag in it.

He tries the light switch and waits a moment but nothing happens.

*”shit,”* he mumbles, fishing through his pockets for his flashlight. 

He flicks on the flashlight and heads towards the locker. 

He takes the bag and unzips it, cursing as the zipper digs into one of the cuts on his hands. He pulls it the rest of the way open and looks through it. Inside are some snack foods, a change of clothes, and a water bottle. 

He looks down at himself, debating. He likes his outfit, but it’s not exactly *convenient*...

He takes out the clothes in the bag, a white t-shirt and bluejeans. He decides whoever’s bag this is was a very boring person. He looks back in the locker and sees a red hoodie hanging up in it. 

He shrugs, better now than never. 

He puts on the clothes, keeping his shoes and putting his scarf on under the hoodie. 

His thoughts are interrupted by the sounds of talking just outside the room he’s in. 

“Maaan theres nothing good in here. Why did we come here in the first place? A grocery store isnt gonna have any neat weapons that feels obvious-”

“Hello?” Leo was sure that it wasnt anyone he was hiding from at least. 

“Oh shit someones there??” They peek into the room. Leo points his flashlight up at them and they hide their eyes, “thats so bright the fuck put that down.” They had ginger hair with pink streaks and were dressed… far to cutesy for the apocalypse. Despite his curiosity though, Leo angled down the flashlight and shifted his weight. 

“Who’re you?”

“Glitchie Undertale! Whatabout you?”

“... Nice name- I’m Leo.” Glitchie walks into the room, looking around a bit and then at Leo, “what are you doing here?” “Hiding.” “From the horde?”

“No.” 

“Who then?”

“My friends,” as if on queue, Leo picks up Wren’s voice from across the store. Him and Kierra were talking but Leo couldn’t make out what they were saying.

“That them?” Glitchie asks, far to loudly. 

Leo shushes them and scrambles over to the window, pushing it open. 

“Sorry,” they whisper, walking over to Leo, “nice hair by the way.”

“You too,” Leo whispers, laughing under his breath.

Once the window is fully open, the two of them slide out.

-

“Hate to say I told you so.”

“We didn’t actually *see* a bite,” Sunny attempts to reason.

“He kicked Wren and ran away are you seriously still defending him??”

Wren interrupts, “Guys stop fighting. Let’s just find him and then get a move on. Eymori is waiting for us.” 

“Fine.”

“Alright..”

-

Eymori was not waiting for them, in fact, he was already halfway down the block, axe in hand, taking out zombies as he went. Max followed behind him, far too happy for what the situation warranted. 

-

Birdy and June sit next to their makeshift campfire, telling stories and passing time. The plan is to camp out here for the night and find the others in the morning.

Birdy sits in the corner with a blanket from June’s bag wrapped around themselves and a granola bar in hand. June uses her crowbar to poke at the fire. They had used wood from some broken furniture they found to start it, and a hunk of fat wood they found on one of the shelves. Pluss a lighter that Birdy had for… some reason. 

-

Damien plugs in his phone and turns on google maps.

Dain turns on the headlights and steps on the gas. 

-

Mika barricades the door to the roof with several different appliances and rushes to the other end, bat in hand.

The banging at the door gets louder and more aggressive. 

They curse and close their eyes. 

Survivors Records

Episode 1

Leo sits down on the couch, putting his phone face down on the armrest and sprawling out. He picks up the remote and turns on the TV, scrolling through movies. He ends up settling on some random horror movie that he'd never heard of before. It doesn’t really matter what the movie is, after all, he’s just bored.

About an hour into the movie (which turned out to be a ripoff version of Scream), Leo’s phone starts blowing up. He ignores the notifications at first, but after about 5 minutes of his phone vibrating endlessly, he pauses the movie and picks it up. 

The notifications read as follows; (Now) Sn: Holy shit one of them is at my door guys what the fuck do I do

(2 minutes ago) Sn: ok I locked the door guys Im so scared

(2 minutes ago) Wr: go hide in your room and put a chair under the knob

(2 minutes ago) Sn: holy shit. There are like 6 people outside covered in blood. What the fuck.

(2 minutes ago) Sn: oh shit my dad left the door open uhm

(3 minutes ago) Sr: is this a bad time to say W?

(3 minutes ago) Sn: I think I just heard him scream?? Like not an angry scream????? I’m confused

(4 minutes ago) Sn: guys my dad is going outside to yell at them.

Curiosity piqued, Leo puts in his password and opens the group chat, reading through the messages. As he scrolls through, however, his curiosity bleeds into a deep sense of dread.

Essentially, a group of people had been in Sunny’s backyard at 9 pm making a shit tone of noise, and eventually his dad went to yell at them. Leo guesses that they attacked his dad, based on the recent messages. As he’s reading through, a new notification appears on his screen. 

(now) Sn: guys? I hit one of them on the head and they’re not moving. Guys,, I think I just killed someone.

A knife, his phone, some cash, and a waterbottle. He shoves the items into his bag and leaves.

-

*ring ring* “Come on… Pick up-!” Wren paces back and forth, trying the phone over and over again. He runs his hands through his hair and puts his phone down after the 5th missed call. His thoughts begin to spiral, an endless string of what ifs. 

A bang at his door snaps him out of his thoughts.

They walk over and look through the peep hole. No one’s there. “What the..?”

They take a step back, a new feeling of uneasiness blooming in their gut. They stand there for a moment, before they start to hear a faint sound coming from the door. They move a bit closer, and realize that the sounds are that of something scratching at the bottom of the door.

“Oh fuck that.” Wren takes a deep breath, trying to reason with themself. It’s probably just a wild animal, or one of the neighbors pets that escaped. He turns and hopps over to the kitchen, where one of the windows has a good view of the front door. Surely it’s nothing. Nothing at all. One look out the window proves that thought very, *very* wrong. A… person, of sorts, or well, *half a person*, is laying on Wren’s porch clawing at the door.

Wren stumbles back, shocked. They rush back to the living room and pick up their phone, calling the groupchat. No one picks up. They try the phone a few more times, and they’re about to give up and figure something out on their own when they hear a ping to signify someone picking up the call and then a staticky voice. “H-y W-en are you -k?”

Wren moves the phone away from his ear and checks his connection. “What? Wait yeah you’re lagging out.” “Sor-y dea- zo-e” “Oh. Are you outside?” “Un-ort--ate-y” “Huh?”

“Ye-h” Their gut clentches, “any idea whats going on?” “K-nda. —-----------meet—--------” “Huh? You cut out” “I– te-t you an adr-ss, m--t me the-e” “Alright but what-” theyre cut off by a loud shrieking noise from the other end of the phone, and they flinch their phone away from their ear on instinct. “F-ck, I g-tta -o, M--t me a—---------------------” *click* “What the hell” They run to their room and start to pack a bag.

-

Something in the yard groans.

Sunny sits on the roof of his house, hugging his legs and scrolling through social media on his phone. Over the past few hours, social media has been flooded with messages about aggressive people appearing to be injured. A few websites have started reffering to these people as zombies. 

The groaning from Sunny’s yard grows in volume, until at some point a banging sound starts up. Sunny scoots up further onto the roof. “What to do…” he whispers to himself After a moment of contemplating, he slides down and peeks over the edge of the roof. Four or five of the creatures have gathered next to the wall, directly under where Sunny is sat. He gulps and scrunches his nose. “Oh god the *smell*...” A few of the creatures have started to pile on top of eachother, climbing and clawing their way up the pile, trying to reach Sunny. He knows he’s running out of time. 

He takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and drops. He grabs onto the roof and swings into his open window, narrowly avoiding a hand grabbing for his leg. 

He lands on the carpeted floor, and stands up immediately, looking around his room for something. He beelines over to a corner and grabs a metal bat that had been leaning against the wall.

Suddenly something crashes behind Sunny, and he turns around in time to see one of the creatures topple through the open window. “Oh FUCK that” Sunny raises the bat over his head, and *swings*.

He drives the tree branch into the chest of the nearest zombie, and swings his water bottle down onto the head of another. He cringes at the resulting *crack* that echoes through the forest.

-

Leo drops the stick attached to the now-dead-again zombie and wipes his water bottle off on his hoodie. He bends down to pick up his phone, which had been discarded somewhere in the leaves when he got attacked. The screen was cracked pretty badly but it was still usable. Besides, it wasn’t like Leo cared all that much about his phone right now. 

Hands numb from the cold, he types an address into the group chat, before turning off his phone and continuing to walk.

-

Eymori turns off his phone and steps back under his porch cover as it starts to rain a bit. He sighs, running his hand through his hair. He walks inside, picking up two trash bags, and heading back out. He rounds the house to his backyard, where 2 large holes stare up at him from the grass. He throws a trashbag into each one and then walks over to the fence to grab a shovel. The rain picks up, eventually soaking Eymori and the dirt around him. He takes a shovelful of dirt from a pile and walks over to one of the graves. 

“Goodbye, ma.” -

Wren *severely* regrets not bringing an umbrella, as the rain pelts down on him. He had wrapped his bag with his rain jacket to keep that dry, but the rest of him is drenched. 

They’ve been walking through town for about 2 hours now, and other than the occasional stumbling dead person, it’s been eerily quiet.

He checks their phone, open to Google maps. 

*5 minutes from your destination*

Wren looks up, scanning the surroundings for a particular store. 

“There you are”

The door chimes.

He is not alone.

-

Sunny looks up as the rain starts, taking a minute to close his eyes and breathe. Droplets splatter on his eyelids and his arms and his clothes, washing away the rotten blood. 

As the drizzle turns into more of a downpour, Sunny opens his eyes again, straining slightly to see through the storm. 

His stomach sinks as he realizes that around him he can see dark figures slowly approaching, and over the rain he hears soft groans and hissing coming from the shadows.

He looks down at the metal bat in his hand. What should have been already beat up and dirtied from the 6 or 7 zombies he had just killed, was instead completely clean; any trace of something bad washed away by the rain.

Sunny grips the bat in his hand and looks back up at the figures closing in. 

He takes a few steps forward, closing the distance. 

As the closest zombie reaches out, he takes the bat and *swings*, clearing a line in the horde and taking the heads clean off of several of the creatures. 

Something grabs at him from behind and he spins around, smashing it over the head.

The rain picks up, and, though he can barely see a foot in front of him, sunny begins to carve a path through the crowd.

His bat takes the most of it, crushing and knocking back zombies who try to attack him. 

Before long though, he begins getting tired. The rain pelting down feels like less of a blessing and more of a hindrance. He's getting cold and tired of swinging the bat, but if he stops, he will *die*.

A few steps later, something catches him off guard, grabbing his pant leg and *pulling*, knocking sunny onto the ground. 

He panics and rolls over onto his back, grabbing for his bat. 

His hand finds the cold bandages of the base and he picks it up.

He bashes the head of the zombie on the floor with him, before jumping up on his feet.

The crowd closes in on him more.

He swings the bat taking out a couple.

Something grabs at his leg.

He stomps on the hand of the offending creature whilst swinging his bat at more of the enclosing zombies. 

Suddenly, he's shoved into the ground by a pair of hands, and he turns around to see a zombie that looks a lot less dead than …

Oh.

*Oh.*

The world stops for a moment as he stares into the eyes of his undead father.

The gravel digs into his palms, the cold biting into his skin with the rain. His bat is gone, lost somewhere in the horde. He stands, up, swaying on his feet. The exhaustion flooding his bones makes way for a new emotion. *Anger.* He feels *hot* despite the numbness of his fingers and the chattering of his teeth. 

Something boils up in his chest and he laughs. A maniac sort of laughter that echoes through the streets.

He shifts on his feet and smiles, running a hand through his hair, “Oh karma is a *bitch* isn’t she” The zombie charges at him. -

“Did you really only find out about it a few hours ago?” the group leader swirls their teacup and looks up at Wren. Wren nods, “I havent been out in a few days.” “You didn’t *hear* anything though??” “My house has fairly good soundproofing” “Yeah that makes sense,” they finish their tea and put down the cup. “The infection hit where I’m from a few days ago, been driving around but still havent found anywhere clear.” “Oh I mean I went shopping on friday and everything was fine so it probably hit earlier. Not to mention my friends only started noticing tonight- or well-” they look out the window, the sky being slightly lighter than an hour ago, “last night, at this point.”

The leader laughs at his joke.

Someone walks into the room they’re in- a short brunette who looks to be on the younger side. 

“Uhh- Mika?” He asks, looking towards the leader, “we got a bit of a situation…”

-

*None of them stood a chance.

Not against the two of us.

After all, we were both a little fucked in the head.

He was about to die but he had killed almost all of them. I took care of the rest. 

It's how we flow.*

-

Eymori walks out of his room. He flings a duffle bag to the floor and greets Max, a brown sheep dog that had belonged to his father, before grabbing his phone. 

No new messages since Leo sent an address.

He sighs and puts on his boots, picking the bag back up and swinging it over his shoulder. 

“C’mon Maxy” the dog perks up, wagging its tail, “we’re going for a ride.” 

Max jumps up off the couch and bounds over to Eymori’s side, panting and wagging his tail. 

“Yeah?” Eymori giggles and pets the dogs head, “you always did love sitting in the truck didn't you. Well, let's head out buddy.”

Grabbing an umbrella and his raincoat, Eymori leaves, his dog following close behind.

-

Two boys lay on their backs next to each other in the street. The end of the storm leaves a new morning to peek through the clouds. The mist still in the air glows golden, washing away the blood and dirt. 

“We should get up” the blonde laughs breathlessly, turning his head to the side and staring at the brunette's scratched-up legs. “I’m a bit worried you’re gonna get an infection…” The brunette groans, “Oh don’t even.” He laughs and sits up, looking at the other. They stare at each other for a minute, before one of them giggles.

It doesn’t matter who started it, because before long, they’re both rolling on the floor in laughter.

“This is *bizarre*” the blonde wheezes, sitting up and wiping his eyes. “Agreed” the brunette smiles at him.

A moment of silence, before- “We really need to get you some first aid though those legs do not look safe” “Oh FUCK OFF-” -

Eymori adjusts the shade above his seat as the rising sun shifts to gleam into his eyes. The GPS speaks, making Max look over at it, the poor thing not understanding who the other voice was coming from. 

Eymori turns left, continuing down the empty countryside roads. Max puts his paws up on the open window, leaning his head out and hanging out his tongue, enjoying the wind. After another 20 or so minutes of driving, Eymori sees someone by the side of the road holding out their thumb like a hitchhiker. He slows down to get a better look at them. The person was dirty and seemed to have some blood on them. They looked pretty injured though, Eymori doesn’t really find them intimidating at all. Eymori pulls over a few meters after the hitchhiker and looks out his window back at them.

“Where do you need a ride to?” “Anywhere” The girl croaks out, “do you have water?” Eymori shuffles through his duffel, “Yeah, a bit- you want some?” The girl nods aggressively and shuffles over to the pickup truck. 

Eymori hands her a bottle and gestures for her to get in the back seat. The second she gets in, however, Max starts growling. A low, rumbling noise.

“Shush” Eymori ruffles the dog’s fur before turning to look back at the hitchhiker, “I’m headed to ||               ||, that anywhere near where you wanna be?” The girl nods, putting down the water she had been guzzling, “Yeah that works,” she coughs a few times and curls up in the back seat of the truck. Eymori starts up the car and unpauses his GPS. After about a minute or so of driving, the girl speaks up, “What’s uhm- what’s your name-?” “Eymori. What about you?” Max whines and looks up at his human. Eymori takes one hand off the wheel to pet him before returning it. “Peachy,” the girl says, drinking some more water, “thank you… Eymori..” “No problem, Peachy,” He smiles at her through the rearview mirror.

-

One of Mika’s friends leads Wren to a room with several sleeping bags in it. “Make yourself at home” she pats them on the back and smiles, before walking out. They haven’t seen Mika since the horde showed up, and they’re a bit worried, but they’re glad to have somewhere warm to sleep. They close the blinds to block out the morning sun and put down their backpack in a corner, shuffling through it and finding their phone. They shuffle over to an outlet, thankful that there was still electricity, and plug it in. The screen flashes to life but- `no new messages`

They sigh and turn it off, before laying down and closing their eyes. 

Peachy descends into another fit of coughing. By this point, the two of them had been in the car for over an hour, and Peachy’s condition is only getting worse. “Hey- just hang in there, alright?” Eymori speaks once Peachy stops coughing for a moment. “We’re almost there, and my friends should be able to help you. Peachy responds with an affirmative grunt before coughing even more. Max growls. Eymori drives faster.

-

Mika stands on the roof of a nearby building, looking down at the horde. The group had set up spikes and a barricade around the storefront when they first noticed it in the distance, and, while the traps seemed to be doing their job for now, they wouldn’t hold up forever.

They need a plan, and they need it fast. Mika wonders if this horde was the same one they had escaped from. They had been staying in new york city, which is where the virus seemed to have started, at least on the east coast. However, with how the media was talking, it seemed like there had been several breakouts at once, all across the globe. They had fled from the city with a group of friends in hopes of escaping the horde, but, if this was the same one, it seemed like all the horde really needed was a few days to catch up. 

That worries them. The idea that the zombies might be capable of moving fast in big groups. They cover their nose and gag as a rotten smell wafts over to them with the wind. They pull up their mask and are just about to head back to the bottom of the building, when they see someone *familiar* in the distance. “It’s about time…” -

Church bells sound in the distance as they walk down the gravely road, the rocks crunching under their feet. Both of them had changed into dry clothes before heading out, and Leo had helped Sunny bandage his leg. 

The midday sun beat down on them, contrasting with the biting cold of the December air. Leo checks his phone, looking up at the street signs. “We should be-” Leo trails off as they turn a corner and come face to face with a *horde*. Not just a large group- no. An entire horde. “Huh.” “Huh indeed.” - “Oh fuck oh shit-” “Calm down.” the blonde shakes Wren. “What do you mean Mika saw them?? And we’re waiting here????? That’s a horde!” “WREN.” she slaps him straight across the face, successfully shutting him up. “They aren't *stupid* they’ll be able to get away from it.” “... alright.” - 

“It would be stupid to fight them right?” “You're holding a knife.” “A really bad idea…” “Please put down the knife.” “Something only an idiot would do…” “I’m not going to save you.” “Wanna bet?” “*s i g h*” -

Eymori parks on the road about 5 minutes away from the destination, and gets out of the car, with Max in tow. He walks over to the back and helps Peachy out, holding her arm around his shoulders and his around her back. Max growls and Eymori shushes him as he kicks closed the door to the pickup. 

The two of them stumble down the road with a very angry(?) dog behind them until they start hearing a *lot* of grumbling sounds. 

“What the-” Max whines and pins his ears back. “Hey boy, what's wrong?” Eymori looks down at the dog. He’s answered with a low growl. Peachy descends into another fit of coughing and Eymori turns his attention to her. “Hey hey we’re almost there.” They round another corner and- “Oh *fuck*”

-

Sometimes I wonder what happened to them.

Then I remember why I don’t want to know.