#ok but unironicly

[purrfectcellz]

I measure success by if you can find your art, uncredited and unlinked on pinterest... bonus points if it does have a link, but it's to a wattpad stolen fanart book. I strive for that goal every day.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

This is part 1 of a continuation for my other post where LL Megatron gets trapped in the G1 universe, I was thinking about how someone would go insane in this cartoon world and thought "what if Megatron had someone else to accompany him" so, I gave Starscream an existential crisis

Edit: pt 2 here

[chickenscribbles]

WALT...PLEASE JUST HEAR ME OUT...PLEASE...PLEASE...

[abasketofnothing]

Ok so turns out I'm more depressed than I thought

[wizard-apprentice-guy]

My religion

so, it has become a problem for me that, I think I am a religious guy, I 100% think that there is "Something" out there

but then I pray and I have come to realise that I say "gods" or "oh my gods" unironicly

like, I think mainly about the greek and norse pantheon when I pray

"ok, we need to study for this test, let's get Lady Athena's help"

at some point I actually think i trully believe in the gods

[atomlion]

>someone shitting on sonic movies in the main tumblr tag

>ok whatever I'll see their blog

>op is literally unironicly into vore

>closes the app

[nelly289]

Ok I gotta ask, how bad is it that I use some stank ass words unironicly? I'll call something radical or bodacious regularly. Everyone is a chick a dude a hommie a bro, and I mean everyone. My last gf was always dude. I guess im just asking, if you meet someone who said these things irl, would this be off putting? Is this something I need to stop?

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

hi 🤍

i saw you wrote a serie about stewy (i fuking eat it up) and some blurbs on kendall and i was wondering if you contemplated on writing on shiv roy ? or is she just not a character you were interested

but it actually does not matter (like don’t take it as an order ? or suggestion like it’s just an inquiry like no pression - i hope i wasn’t demanding of anything if so i’m sorry 😭 it wasn’t my intention ) because i will literally read everything and anything you wrote from every fandom even your grocery list unironicly because i love the way you capture perfectly each purpose ( if i can call it like that ? i think …) of every prota you put your mind on ( in ? of ? i’m french english is horrendously confusing)

and i don’t fucking know how to end this question ? is it - i mean was it a question ? or more like a suggestion

ANYWAY i hope you’re ok and know how to still enjoy writing - because everytime i write it literally sucks my soul ( you didn’t ask or you did not even want to know)

i think i will end this - i mean yeah so euhh

bye

Hello friend! First of all:

!!!! Thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed Long Shot and the lil Kendall bits (and can also ensure you that my grocery list is pretty standard) (also your English is not confusing at all!!)

Secondly, I didn't read it as demanding! And I would consider writing for Shiv. I've written her a little bit in my to-eventually-be-released Kendall Roy series, and I could potentially see myself writing for her in the future separately!

[spoonass69]

nominating spoon ass sixty nine for acceptable mcyt name. i unironically think it would blend right in with the rest

[wingedbeings]

i jst tjink we shld bring xD back it is jst cute n tje only way u can get tjose vibes across somtimes ok !

[galliro]

1) You assume that the MAGA movement doesnt die with trump which I disagree with. The movement is already very fragile as it has alienated a good portion of the normal republican voter base. As much as we talk about biden being incompentent so is trump, if they had another viable candidate the republicans would have run them. The MAGA movement is cannibalising itself and it failling to win this election would likely be its last straw.

You also assume thay gettign a third party president would do anything you yourself stated that there are multuple branches one of which has life long careers. You dont think that congress and Scotus wont block everything the third party president tries to do? Or just straight up empeach them day 1 with bipartisan support in congress and the house? Once again your only solution seems to be "fuck it civil war" you can make tge changes you seek from within a system made to prevent that from happening.

2) You assume here that NATO doesnt also hold back the US which is inmacurate. Plus again you ignore the fact you are asking for a AUTHORETARIAN white nationalist state. You really think that republicans if given authoretarian power wouldnt constantly be at war? Also you have failed to give a good reason why a far right authoretarian US wouldnt side with Russia (honestly your whole avoidance of the russia topic has been a big sticking point here)

3) This is a non responce, actually it argues against your own point.

You are the one openly calling for escelation. We both know damn well that getting people to vote third party in 2024 is only helping the republicans. Yet you make a distinction without justification to argue its ok to let the US fall to white nationalist authoretarianism but not ok to let countries join nato because it might cause a war with russia. You do see how ridiculous this part of your take is right?

You refuse to accept that youre solution inevitably ends in an authoretarian white nationalist movement. You somehow see that as a better solution then voting democrat since you see a police state maybe coming in the future. You are unironicly arguing for accelerationism.

Its clear I hit a cord because you are falling into more and more fallcies and ad hominems with every reply. You simply dont actually have a good responce to why we should allow republicans to build a white nationalist movement with authoretrian powers and as too how that wouldnt just lead to a reinforcement of everything you claim to hate about the US. Not a single thing you brought up that biden is doing to increase the power government wont be upped 10 times over as soon as republicans take power (you think they wont immidietly set up a police state/secret police?)

You dont prevent authoretarianism by facilitating it.

If you actually cared youd be putting as much effort getting people not to vote for trump but you arent, thats says alot in my opinion

Joe Biden has the privilege of growing old.

Something he denied to tens of thousands of innocent men, women and children by arming the zionist entity.

[biboibased]

Ok I love the idea of hunter becoming a gen Z shitposter after being in the human realm and he just gos around unironicly saying “based” or “cringe” and he makes references to memes that no one gets like someone falls down the stairs and he goes “hehe ayo the pizza here :)” and giggles to himself while everyone else looks at him confused

[holybreadbutnot]

iruma kun hcs because im bored

ok so lets get one thing out of the way: sabnock and balam are autistic. there is no going around that.

clara is aroace bc i said so, she also has ADHD and dyslexia, everything is the same for iruma

shax lied, elizabeta, purson, krocell (is that how you spell her name ??? ) and gaap are trans

asmodeous? def has some sort of daddy issues, i dont make the rules, well actually i do, and as rule maker i say that he most def has daddy issues

and lets get the canon out of the way: opera is confirmed to be gender queer as in this pannel shows

now lets get onto scenario headcanons:

asmodeous often re-writes things such as books, online articles, and sometimes school documents that are too hard for iruma and/or clara to read, balam sensei does the same (not just for iruma and clara, but any student who needs so) balam also sometimes asks asmodeous to help him with rewrites, its a very wholesome student-teacher bonding time for the 2

shax loves vocaloids (his favs are len, rin, and meiko) and because of this andro has jokingly bought shax a miku binder, and it has unironicly became his fav binder

balams office is a safe space for the misfits class, whether it be to calm down from a meltdown, to just talk (balam is a very good listener), or to study for a test.

kalego has neurodivergent friendly copies for his class, written/edited by balam himself (why do i hc that these characters need seperate copies from the rest of the school? bc i have autism and dyslexia and i really wish there were seperate copies so i could understand the material better T-T)

anyways thats all i got atm, but enjoy :D

[arrowjaeger]

Arcane Gender & Sexuality Headcanons

because i felt like making this- leave me alone-

warnings: none- but if you are lgbtq+ phobic you shouldn’t be here and, in fact, you shouldn’t have watched arcane-

Jinx

Jinx is a raging bisexual

realized it pretty early on

“eh.. boys are nice. BUT HAVE YOU SEEN GIRLS?!”

doesn’t really have a preference but-

✨titties✨

outed herself by agreeing with Ekko

“Wow- did you see that girl that just walked by? she was really pretty…” “oh of course i saw her! her ass looked really nice..”

theeeen she realized what she just said and they both stared at each other till Ekko just nodded and smiled. (spoiler but he’s pan so they definitely bonded over looking at attractive people)

Jinx uses she/they pronouns

that or she would say “i don’t use pronouns” THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN-

they identify as female and has no issues with people referring to her as a girl

she just thinks they/them pronouns are neat :)

she probably would use neo pronouns but Ekko told her bomb/grenade pronouns miiiight get her kicked out of several social settings..

“that only encourages me, Little Man”

Jinx would definitely be supportive of anyone who comes out to them

unless ofc you are Vi or Caitlyn

Ekko

Ekko is pansexual

literally everyone is so hot help-

he came to this conclusion as soon as he formed the Firelights

before that, he didn’t understand why he thought everyone was so cool

probably came out to Scar first

probably in a similar why Powder outed themself

personality>>>>

he uses he/they pronouns and is trans ftm

he realized he was not in the right body very quickly- started transitioning as soon as they could

it helped that Powder and Vi were so supportive right from the beginning

ofc he doesn’t tell anyone that he uses he/they pronouns because he’s too paranoid of people making fun of them for it-

remnants of being made fun of for being trans still linger-

they pass really well so he comes out to AS FEW people as possible

being in the Firelights means that you’d be around a lot of different kinds of people. being the leader of the Firelights means a lot of kids look up to you

and because of that he’s never been anything but supportive about anything anyone has ever told him

if you came out to him he’d probably give you a hug and offer to paint a mural of your flag above your bed

also might offer tips on binding and/or packing

would definitely ask to switch genitals with trans women

Vi

Vi is a lesbian

NEVER been interested in men literally EVER-

came out of the womb making grossed out faces at them

probably refers to herself as all of the lesbian slurs

listens to girl in red unironicly

top energy

is actually a bottom

she’s questioning her gender identity BIG TIME-

the more she thinks about it the more confusing it gets

she thinks she might be non binary but isn’t quite sure yet

STILL FIGURING SHIT OUT-

if you asked for her pronouns she’d say “she/her?”

definitely as a question-

if you came out to her she’d wonder why you seemed so scared. shed offer to punch anyone who reacted badly to finding out about your gender/sexuality

Caitlyn

Caitlyn is questioning

she knows she likes girls especially Vi

she doesn’t really know why she should think about it any more than that since she is in a serious relationship with a girl

girls? pretty.

boys? they’re ok… ig

if you asked her, she’d say lesbian BUT NOT CONFIDENTLY-

she uses she/her pronouns and is totally comfortable in her gender assigned at birth

if you came out to her she’d most definitely congratulate you on figuring that whole sexuality thing out because she is hardcore STRUGGLING-

[discoscoob]

I’ve never seen someone dedicate so much time and energy to arguing and trying to prove that they are justified in hating a ship.you are obsessed. You talk about how “problematic” steddie shippers are but conveniently don’t talk about the rest of the problematic fandom. Of course there are problematic Steddies, just like the fact that there are racist/racist Billy denier Billy fans, fans that unironicly ship Billy and mrs wheeler, the problematic bylers and milevens,the homophobes that ship Robin and Steve, and of course your own fandom the ones that are so obsessed with Joseph that they stalk and obsess over that poor man’s every word, every single one of those fans have been cis het girls that ship either Chrissy and Eddie or Eddie and them. But of course you haven’t posted once about any of those fans. I follow the TikTok tumblr Twitter etc tags for steddie and I have barely seen anything hating on Chrissy or ChrissyxEddie not even a itty bit of the stuff I see on Chrissy/Eddie tumblr or on your page I see cute fan art and edits and headcanons and very VERY little ship hate. We get it your obsessed but maybe just maybe focus on YOUR ship instead of making 145788 posts a day about ours. Also PS. Your last posts about Steve/Jonathan or Jonathan/argyle are laughable because firstly almost every steddie I’ve seen equally ships ronance with the same passion not to mention you clearly haven’t been in the fandom THAT long if you don’t remember that Steve/Jonathan WAS a super big ship ever since the golden globes and people wanted badly for them to happen but got barely anything and moved on to ships that had more chemistry Or likelyhood(not obsessed with his ex) Most the Steddies are queer men that want to be represented on stranger things and don’t feel comfortable shipping or focusing on a child(will) or ship between two kids(will/mike) your saying joe confirmed Eddie is straight/bi is laughable because he’s also confirmed hinted at steddie and a million other things the poor man is TIRED he’s trying to make everyone happy and it’s clearly overwhelming him he’s inconsistent in almost every interview and they are absolutely working him to the bone. I wouldn’t take anything he says as super canon because he’s trying super hard to focus on everyone all while trying not to do anything that will cause them not to bring him back. Also before you try to claim me as a someone who is fetishizing them ask yourself this why is it only problematic to ship two boys but a heterosexual ship with less than 5 minutes is ok and also remember I’m a gay man who is infact the same age as Eddie,21. That shipping Chrissy and Eddie or shipping steve and Eddie or Robin and Nancy should be treated the EXACT same way because they are the EXACT SAME THING. If you don’t think that it is, I’m sorry but you are suffering from internalized homophobia

[blackberry-gingham]

Ok, ik that some of y'all might be scared to see that I'm unironicly going to try writing a love triangle fic, and I honestly don't blame you (they usually have a wrap for being awful and lazy stories, after all) BUT!!!

I want you to know that I own and adore one of the greatest pieces of love triangle literature in English history (in my humble opinion 😌), and I will be re-reading it before I officially throw myself into the new fic 😫🙏🏻🙏🏻

If this fic doesn't leave you still feeling something for Norman in the end, perhaps even a little divided on the outcome 👀 despite him being an asshole deep down... I'll delete my blog 🥴