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my universe
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notes: this one has been in my drafts....forever. never really liked it too much but fuck it. maybe i can redeem it in a part 2??? this is more of a prologue if anything. idk we'll see. happy reading!
pairing: modern!steve rogers x reader, former!bucky barnes x reader, bucky barnes x natasha romanoff
concept: bucky was all you'd ever cared about, wanting him more than anyone. until he comes along, showing what it actually means to love someone. welcome to heaven in hiding.
warnings: 18+, sexual content, jealous!reader, bucky being a dick, soft!steve, heavy angst, steve is a funny lil shit at the end
wc: 3.9k
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It felt unbearable to be here. Watching how fondly she still looked at him, after all this time, not missing a beat. It was suffocating, surrounding you by a sea of water and having no other option than to drown. Greedily, his love swallowing you up in your entirety.
He did really try to dodge her looks of longing but still, even now he felt the pull to her. It didnât really matter how long they were absent from each othersâ lives.
As you sat next to him, you could feel him slipping from your grasp. Far beyond your control, way out of your depth, he was falling. Deep down, you couldnât really blame him. The pictures youâd seen of her did no justice, she was truly a vision. Much brighter than you would ever glow and it made you wonder if what he spoke just a few hours ago still held meaning.
Not to mention, she seemed to be as beautiful on the inside as she was on the outside. Making you grow even more envious of her.
Sure, she had broken his heart but it wasnât beyond forgiveness. She had simply put herself before the relationship and if you had been in her shoes you could imagine yourself doing the same. All she wanted was a better future for herself, at least itâs what he had told you.
Now sitting here you couldnât stop thinking about how she looked at him with admiration and love laced in her eyes. Truly, if she still wanted him in her arms there was nothing stopping her.
Surely, not you. You two seemed to live on two different planes of beauty and hers was the kind you dream of having but only have a very little probability of obtaining. With her ruby hair and glossy lips, tempting nearly everyone around her to the way she carried herself and spoke to you like you were the only person she was invested in.
It wasnât difficult to see why he spoke of her so much. You would, too.
You tried to enjoy the wonderfully prepared meal Pepper and Tony had made, well mainly Pepper. It was delicious, but your senses had gone bitter and it had nothing to do with the food.
You werenât sure when you started to drift off, maybe it was when Bucky began looking at Natasha like she hung each and every constellation in the sky. Or maybe itâs when you heard her melodic laugh when Bucky delivered the punchline.
It was like Steve, Wanda, and Thor didnât exist. The lovely couple in their own little bubble, speaking in a language only the two of them understood. Utterly and completely unaware of any and all of their surroundings.
âYou okay?â Steve questioned, placing his hand on top of your hand, giving it a small squeeze. Discreetly and under the table away from prying eyes.
âYeah, Iâm fine. I think I just need some air.â You werenât sure what could remove the nothingness inside of you, but maybe some space would provide some comfort.
You felt like your heart had been ripped out right in front of you, again. He said he wouldnât do it again, that he wanted to be with you, but all she had to do was come to town and heâd been chasing her just like he always did.
Excusing yourself you dipped out until you were out on the back patio. Alone to just think and mull over any little thing that should have tipped you off, but didnât. You let it slide on, blinded by how much you thought you loved him.
You werenât left in the peaceful night long, until Steve was joining you with two wine glasses in one hand and a bottle of red in the other.
âYou looked like you could use a glass or two.â Steve gibed carefully. âIâm just using your sour mood as an excuse to escape from the party.â You were about to object when a full glass of wine was shoved into your grasp.
âIâm not in a sour mood. Iâm just swell.â You spoke before taking a big swing of the drink, nearly emptying itâs contents, sending it barreling down your throat.
âSure, honey. Just like the green monster isnât oozing out of you.â You found yourself intentionally growling at him, just a little agitated of the truth he spoke.
The absolute audacity on this man seemed to never end. Whether it helped you or caused more misery than he intended.
âIt certainly doesnât help that she's so goddamn perfect. Was she fucking made in a lab? Jesus Christ.â You were jealous and if Steve already knew there was really no point in hiding it. It was written all over you, the longing look you were giving Bucky all night, desperately wanting to be the one he wanted.
âSheâs not perfect, nobody is. Just better at hiding her faults than everybody else.â He said it like it was some known fact. Something you shouldâve already known, but insecurities tended to eat you alive. Truthfully, it didnât help that Bucky acted like Natasha walked on water in his hopeful, gleaming eyes. Stinging you like a bee piercing your soft, plush skin for the first time.
He really loved her. It didnât matter how many times she messed up, what he felt was all the same â she was the one.
âReally? I donât buy it. Name one.â Steve perched himself on his knees in front of you, his hands on the armrest of the chair you made yourself comfortable in. âOkay.â
âHow about the fact that she loves Bucky just about more than anyone else but sheâs too selfish to let him go? Then, for months she leads him on and promises sheâll come home but always leaves him heartbroken.â Steve let it flow all in one breath, as his body rested between your legs.
âSounds gruesome.â You confessed because it hit a little close to home. âYeah, it is and he has no right to do the same thing to an angel like you.â
You hated how he was right, truly hated it, but anyone with eyes could see how much Bucky dragged you through the mud. He had a good heart, but it just hadnât been good to you.
Buckyâs intentions werenât malicious and it didnât seem like he was either but it didnât take away from how much he continued to hurt you. All of the unintended consequences only affected you as he went on with his day.
Over and over, he continued to cause you pain and he didnât even know it. Or he did and just neglected to acknowledge it. If he did, heâd actually have to deal with just how much he was actually hurting you.
It wasnât like either one was particularly gunning for the latter, but Steve was. It wasnât the first time Bucky had left you high and dry whenever the red head, beauty stepped foot into town. Although it was the first time you had a front row seat to the attention she commanded from him.
You both sat there in silence for the moment, taking in the starry night as he rested his cheek against your leg. He began running fingertips up and down your exposed calf, letting him soothe you.
âIâll keep thinking Iâll be alright. Thatâll get over him, but he just keeps pulling me back and jerking me around for his ride and I let him.â If anyone saw you besides Steve, you didnât think you could handle it but youâre comfortable around him.
Heâs continuously been there for you everytime Bucky pushed to the side for her. Always so sweet, so tender, comforting you in his warmth. Never once judging you, always taking the time time to just sit and listen to you.
âI donât think itâs even about him anymore. Iâm just chasing this unattainable moment, just so I fill this void in me. Maybe if he loves me I can love me, too.â Mumbling under your breath, hoping he didnât hear you.
âBubba.â You smiled for a second, as his voice dripped in concern. âYou donât need him or what little he can offer. Not when you can love yourself better than anyone else can.â He pulled himself up to his feet, picking you up from the chair until you were surrounded by just him.
âWe love you. I love you, so stop listening to those nasty little thoughts, bubs. Theyâre far from the truth. You are truly amazing, incredibly beautiful, and deserve the absolute world.â With slight pressure from his index, he tilted your chin up, letting your eyes drown in his.
âDonât expect anything less.â Steve breathed out, before testing the waters. He just held you there, caressing your back as you just sunk in his arms, allowing his warmth to ease your hurt. Just like heâd done so many times before.
Somehow, Steve seemed to know exactly what you need to hear. You didnât know how he managed to be so wonderful all the time. Maybe you could just stay there forever with him shielding you from every single evil in the world out to get you.
âCan you take me somewhere? This is the last place I want to be.â Steve simply nodded before lacing your hand in his, before making your way back inside.
The moment the two of you stepped foot into the house, it was silent. Everyone looked at the two of you. Steve took notice of the Buckyâs bugged eyes at the joined hands of his two best friends, but knew better than to verbally acknowledge it.
It wasnât something Steve and you hadnât done, but never in the prying eyes of Bucky. Thor and Wanda had taken note of it a few times, but never spoke a word about it. Secretly, Wanda hoped it meant something for you, because she could see just how much Steve adored you.
He never spoke a word, so you remained clueless to a feeling he never felt like he had a right to speak on. No matter how strongly he felt, he knew if he confessed, it would do more damage than good.
You had become one of his closest friends in the past few years heâd known you and he wouldnât jeopardize it for anything. Selfishly, he left you under Buckyâs radar because being your friend was far safer than risking the rejection he was sure would be sent his way.
He knew you were close to cutting Bucky off from your life completely, he just had to wait it out. Natasha being here tonight was the icing on the cake for Steve, because all he had to do was be here for in a way Bucky never could. Not when he was slicing through your heart every time his attention diverted from you to her.
Just because he was stuck in a past love instead of the future and Steve would fully take advantage of it â being there for you in any way you needed.
Regardless of everything, he wanted to â needed to. He couldnât live with himself if he let you go through the hurt and heartache alone. Not when so many times you had seeked the comfort of him to lean on. Steve would never be one to say no to you.
âAre you leaving, doll?â The endearment Bucky intended to be sweet but left a sour taste in your mouth. More than that, you didnât miss the way Natashaâs eyes widened slightly at the use of his pet name for you. The one she thought was only reserved for her.
Maybe if he held affection for you like he did earlier today, your heart would be filled to the brim, but he didn't. So, you werenât. âYeah, Steveâs going to take me home. I have an early morning tomorrow and Iâve already had a bit too much wine.â Bucky didnât argue, nodding with a tight lipped smile.
Perhaps his indifference is what made you hurt even more. He didnât care about anything, not even you with you so closely tangled with Steve. It didnât have an effect on him because the woman sitting by his side, draped over him held more value than you ever could.
âYou sure? I can make sure you get home safely.â Bucky pleaded, but before you could respond Steve did.
âI got it, Buck. Iâll make sure she gets home.â He looked like he wanted to say more but he decided to stay silent as he watched you walk out the door with Steve, hand and hand.
The drive home in the Uber was silent, Steve didnât say a word, just the weight of his arm holding you close. He took note of how you refused to look at anything but the luminescence of the New Yorkâs city lights captivating your vision.
Even if it hurt Bucky only chose you whenever Natasha wasnât around you couldnât help but focus on how hot and heated your body felt with Steve so close to you. Holding you so tightly like he was afraid you would let go.
Perhaps it was a bit shady of you to drape yourself over his childhood best friend whenever he rejected you, but now you were finding yourself finding solace in Steve in everything, like you used to with Bucky. He had become this safe place for you, where you wouldnât be shamed for how you felt or what you were going through.
Even if he knew how much you were hurting from your own obliviousness to Buckyâs behavior, he always let you find solace in his strong, comforting arms. Always sturdy enough to hold the weight of your hurt and what he was carrying too. Just like tonight.
âHeâs never going to love me the way I want him to â like the way he loves her.â It wasnât a question any longer, it was a stone cold fact. Something youâd tried to ignore over the past year, especially.
Not wanting anything in this moment but him, you laid your head on his chest, his steady heartbeat giving you a sense of peace in the aftermath of your heartbreak. The crisp material of the white button up he was wearing shifted from the weight of you, he didnât really mind.
âI think itâs time for me to let go of this image I have of him, one he can never live up to and accept him for who he is and where heâs at right now.â Steve nodded, still not saying a word, slipping farther and farther away from you as he let his thoughts consume him entirely.
Itâd been happening a lot more lately. This. The close, excruciating intimacy between Steve and the woman he was in love with.
Over the past few months, anytime you were upset about something, you would show up at his doorsteps crashing into him as you wept. Always wanting to be close to him, snuggled up to his side, bleeding your heart out to him, something you hadnât done with anyone.
Not even Bucky.
Then there was the one kiss on New Yearsâ Eve a few weeks ago which stayed imprinted on the forefront of his mind. He remembered when he woke up the following morning, he was holding you to his chest, the both of you bodies laced with one another.
He got up before you were there to consciously witness it, but it was all he thought about weeks after. Being that close awoke the need to be near you. It was already there, but now he knew how it felt to hold you in the comfort of his own bed.
It nearly killed him when you woke up, making your way down the stairs from his bedroom, wearing nothing but his boxers and the shirt he wore last night. Steve wasnât drunk enough to completely forget the whole night, nothing had happened in his room last night. Seeing you, in here, in his apartment, made him think what his life could possibly be like with you here.
If he was ever to be so lucky.
As of yesterday, when you told him Bucky finally wanted to move forward with you, it broke him. Even if he kept his true feelings hidden, he felt you crush his heart with one fatale squeeze. Any particular hope he once had, was diminished into a fantasy far from reality.
The both of you were Steveâs best friends â he had to be happy for you.
Then, Natasha came to town. Storming through Buckyâs heart just like sheâs always done. When Steve invited you to the dinner his best friend was trying to keep you from, he knew it could possibly be the last fatale blow to whatever string your relationship with Buck was. Maybe his, too.
Steve knew going after you could mean losing his really good friend, but he simply couldnât stop himself. Not when you were a pure goddess ascending from above in all of your glory, capturing his heart in every single glance you threw his way. At this point, he didnât care what itâd cost him.
As long as he had you, it would be worth it.
When the car pulled up to your street, you let your hand glide down his chest, resting on his lower abdomen. Not missing the way his body trembled under your touch, the thin material of his shirt doing nothing to protect him from you â not that he wanted to be anywhere but here.
As soon as those sinful words left your mouth, he knew he was done for.
Perhaps, if the both of you hadnât been tipsy of the bottle of wine you shared, you wouldnât feel the urge to invite him up, but he smelled too good and acted too perfect for any other consideration.
âDo you want to come inside, Stevie?â You purred watching the gears switch in his mind. Contemplating if he really should go through with it. Now that it was within his reach, he was becoming hesitant to grab it. You were drunk, he was drunk. Hence the uber and the both of your cars left behind in Tony and Pepperâs driveway.
âI donât think itâs the best idea for me to go up there, bubs.â Instantly, you pouted. A deep frown etched on your beautiful face. âWhy not? I think it would be a wonderful thing. Donât you?â With one swift movement, you were cupping his crotch, making your intentions more than clear.
The grunt leaving Steveâs mouth was animalistic as he tried to exercise the very little restraint he was holding onto. It seemed to become increasingly difficult as you refused to move your hand away.
âI need you to take care of me and Iâll take care of you.â Finally releasing your grip on him, you exited out of the car and you didnât have to look back to know he was falling you into the lobby of your apartment building.
After a silent elevator ride, with you tucked into his side you made the walk down the narrow hallway into your home, fidgeting to open the door with Steveâs hands caressing your sides. Carefully watching as you kicked off the painful heels, the bottom of your feet thankful, pulling you deeper into the apartment.
âWe donât have to do anything if you donât want to.â You retreated, afraid someone else might turn you down, too. If Steve did, you wouldnât be able to handle it. Heâs been your person you can count on and now you couldnât imagine your life without him.
Stopping your movement once you reached your bedroom, you were still waiting for his response. Meticulously, he reached for hand before twirling you around your back pressed against his front. Sighing, when his hand dragged up your spine, while the other hung on your waist with his hand pressed against your stomach.
Pushing the thin strap of your velvet dress, letting it fall off your shoulder. Soft, firm lips touching your soft skin, you couldnât help but lean back into him. Tilting your head back, offering yourself up to him on a silver platter.
His touch felt like heaven and you didnât think youâd ever want him to leave. Not when you always felt safe wrapped up in his large muscular arms. Never making you question if you felt wanted.
âRight now, my body wants you as badly as it ever has.â Steve confessed while his lips migrated towards your neck, giving you some much needed attention.
âDoes it?â You questioned him, losing any other train of thought as let his other hand push the other strap off your shoulder, the slinky dress falling to floor pooling at your feet.
âIt does, sweetheart, but itâll have to wait.â Already pouting like the brat you were, ready to seduce him right into filling you up, just like you brought him here tonight for.
Dropping down to your level, Steve whispers in your ear, âBecause when I fuck you just the way your pussy is aching for it wonât be when youâre drunk, princess.â Throwing gasoline on the fire he created, sharply he bit your earlobe, making you moan.
âIâve thought about this so much, princess. At first, I thought I would take you from behind, but then I wouldnât see those begging, doe-eyes itching for a release.â You were trembling for him. His filthy words flooding straight to your slick, crying for him already.
âMaybe youâd want to ride me, huh? Do you want to fuck yourself on my fat cock?â At this point, if it was anyone else, youâd be embarrassed if he found out just how wet you were. Your panties are completely ruined because of him.
âI want to ride you so bad, Stevie.â Maliciously, he laughed before giving your clothed pussy a rough slap, causing you to gasp out. Your nails digging themselves into his bicep as you reached for it.
âWell, if you had been a good girl, maybe Iâd let you cum on my cock.â You turned around face to face, ready to bruise your knees for him in a heartbeat. In this space and time, youâve never wanted anyone more.
Harshly, he gripped your chin as his thumb smoothed over your bottom lip, dragging it down so it plumped right back up. âBucky will be here tomorrow morning, if not tonight. I took his precious little play thing home and heâs not gonna like that one bit.â
âHe wants to have his cake and eat it, too. If you want to let him, by all means go right ahead. And if you donât? You know where I live, princess.â Very much in contrast to the last few minutes, he sweetly kissed your cheek and headed out right back the door without so much as a second glance.
Leaving you with a hell of a lot to process.
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#ohhhh....this one got a lil spicy at the end ;)#to be continued....#if i dont get lazy <3#steve rogers x reader#steve rogers x fem reader#steve rogers#steve rogers smut#steve rogers angst#steve rogers x poc reader#steve rogers au#bucky barnes x reader#bucky barnes#bucky barnes angst#steve rogers fanfiction#bucky barnes x poc reader
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Beach Shenanigans
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summary: the war was won. order 66 was never executed. the 501st, 212th, and 104th battalions along with y/n, obi wan keniobi, ahsoka, anakin, and padmĂŠ enjoyed their much needed island vacation. what ensues is beach shenanigans and MORE! stick around for a day full of laughs, crying, tanning, and swimming! 2.3k words of my imagination and clone happiness!
warnings: OH MY GOD SO MANY SHENANIGANS I SHOULD GET PAID FOR THESE ORIGINAL FUCKING IDEAS!!!!!!!!! alcohol is consumed. some mature themes. nothing explicit uhhh lots of fluff and cusswords cuz they make my writing â¨spicyâ¨yeah thatâs pretty much it :)
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y/n was unceremoniously awoken by rex
who was the devoutly loyal boyfriend
for him, she would fight a million more wars
âmornin princess. up and at em!â
âdonât wanna get out of bed...â
just then, there was a knock on the door
before anyone could announce come in
the door was busted down by a very enthusiastic battalion
namely, the 501st
y/n gaped at them
fives and echo held buckets and shovels for a sandcastle
smiles bigger than the deathstarÂ
jesseâs nose was white from the sunscreen that kix insisted he put on
tupâs naturally curly hair was finally down, a lei adorning his neck
dogma and hardcase had pool noddles in hand
meanwhile fives held a gigantic inner tube
kix had big sunglasses on, fresh glass of orange juice in hand
y/n could only stare for a few minutes
they all began to speak in sync
incredibly excited to finally dip their toes in the water and run on the beach
she laughed at them âsuppose i should get out of bed!â
rex laughed with her, shaking his head at the antics of his brothers
standing up and shooing the boys out of her room, he made sure to close the door behind him
oh rex, he was too considerate for his own good
y/n slipped on her favorite swimsuit
along with one of obi wanâs t-shirts
grabbing her beach bag and slipping on her flip flops
she was out of her room
the clones were waiting impatiently downstairs
practically itching with excitement
y/n reached the landing, sliding on her favorite sunglasses
âhey guys! ready to go-â
fives picked her up into her arms, sprinting out of the house
âfirst one at the beach wins!â
the clones chased after the two
y/n squealed as fives held tightly onto her
âdonât worry y/n, iâm not gonna drop ya.â
âi know but rex is hot on our tail!â
fives panted
âlike hell iâm gonna let him win!â
y/n giggled as rex fell behind
âhey rexie, suck my toe!â
âwatch your mouth, y/n!â
she stuck her tongue out in response
rex chuckled at the antics of his girl
obi wan, cody, anakin, and padmĂŠ were far behind them
probably too mature to participate in such activities
letâs be honest if padmĂŠ wasnât there anakin would be running too
ahsoka ran beside rex, smirking
ârex and i are gonna beat you!â
y/n finally saw the beach at the end of the boardwalk which they were running down
âcâmon fives! we have to win!â
he smirked down at her
âyou know we never loose!â
fives cheered as they were the first one to reach the beach
setting down y/n, they waited for the others to catch up
in a frenzy, the clones ran to the ocean
ahsoka and y/n giggled at their faces of pure joy
âhey, wanna share this umbrella and mat i brought?â
ahsoka turned to y/n, smiling contently
âthat sounds great!â
the two girls set up their camp for the day
towels beside each other
books, sunscreen, water bottles and everything in betweenÂ
y/n also brought out the extra towels she had
setting them by obi wan and cody
âfor the clones who forgot their ownâ
obi wan was distracted by the clones in the ocean
âdo they know how to...swim?â
cody and y/n stared at each other
âoh-â
��shit!â
y/n ran towards the clones
âPAUSE! PAUSE! PAUSE! EVERYONE OUT OF THE OCEAN! NO ONE IS DROWNING ON MAMA Y/NâS WATCH! JESSE, DONâT YOU HIDE, GET OUTTA THERE!âÂ
cody knew it was taken care of
he sat back down, basking in the sun
obi wan laughed heartily as y/n shouted at the clones
âWHY DIDNâT YOU TELL ME YâALL COULDNâT SWIM!! SWEET MAKER!!!! ONE OF YOU COULDâVE DROWNED!â
âkix wouldâve saved us!â
âTHEREâS ONLY ONE KIX, YOU IDIOTS!â
ahsoka giggled
y/n took off her shirt âhold this for me, sokie! lifeguard y/nâs on dutyâ
the boys catcalled y/n teasingly
âoooh yeah y/n!â ahsoka called out, hyping her older sister upÂ
the boys earning icy glares from rex
she kissed his cheek
making it clear that there was no need for jealousy
y/n waded into the ocean
motioning for them to follow behind her
ânow...is anyone feeling nervous?â
well as it turns out...
the clones loved swimming
they all easily caught on
even becoming faster than y/n
much to her dismay
y/n and ahsoka playfully splashed each other
giggling as other clones joined in
cody and obi wan decided to join in on the fun
and when someone splashed cody it went quiet
y/n glared at fives
she knew it was him
fives whistled
looking around as if to say
âwho? me?â
cody full force splashed fives back
next thing she knew a splashing war broke out
the 501st, ahsoka, and y/n went up against the 212th, obi wan and 104thÂ
boil and waxer were head to head with echo and fives
y/n and ahsoka combatted obi wan and cody
it seemed like no one was backing downÂ
until someone got kicked in the leg
practically drowning
mfs are genetically modified
getting kicked by them would probably seriously injure me i mean jesus christ
âdammit! this is why the 501st canât have nice things!â rex cursed
tup was weak in the knees
but mama y/n was there to wrap him up in a towel
careful to dry his curly hair
setting him up comfortably
âweâre having lunch soon, so stay put for now, alright hun? make sure to hydrate!â
âthank you, y/n.â
âmhm!â
she took rexâs hand
dragging him back into the ocean
âtup will be fine! hey fives and sokie, letâs play chicken!â
explaining the game rules, y/n perched herself on rexâs broad shoulders
ahsoka was on fives shoulders
smirking at her opponent
âthisâll be fun!â
y/n and ahsokaâs arms collided
their laughs filled the air as they attempted to fight each other off
meanwhile rex clung to y/nâs thighs
making sure his princess didnât fall into the water
fives attempted to kick his captain
only to earn a snarl and forceful blow to the chest
fives was knocked into the water
sending ahsoka flyingÂ
y/n wheezedÂ
âholy shit!â rex remarked
quickly recovering her senses, concern taking over
âwait- AHSOKA! FIVES! ARE YOU GUYS OK?â
fivesâ thumbs up shot out from the water
ahsokaâs montrals emerging from the blue sea
rex laughed pityingly at fives and ahsoka
âround two?â
well, there ended up being 10 rounds
all four of them were soaking wet by the endÂ
breathless and ready for a break
rex carried y/n as per request
she could be a little shit sometimes
rex secretly loved itÂ
ahsoka and y/n made room for fives, rex, and a few other troopers
âhey ahsoka, where are anakin and padmĂŠ?â
they looked around curiously
the place where they once resided were empty
âthey are probably...ya know...â
y/n made crude gestures eluding to sex
ahsoka cringed, throwing a tube of sunscreen at y/n
âgross!â
rex put his head in y/nâs lap
her hand ran through his blonde curlsÂ
which had been growing out since the end of the war
well maintained by y/n
who insisted on doing his hair
âoh get a room!â ahsoka teased
âwe can always make out in front of you guysâÂ
âewwwâ
âplease donâtâ
âi would rather not see my mother figure do thatâ
y/n and rex laughed
they were so beautiful together
it was clear that they would spend the rest of their lives with each other
as the day drags on, y/n falls asleep blissfully on her towel
luckily rex helped her with an umbrella so she wouldnât get sun burntÂ
the boys shenanigans continued on without her
fives and echo built a sandcastle the size of a shed
rex, cody, wolffe, and obi wan enjoyed margaritas beside the sleeping y/n
while ahsoka had a virgin piĂąa colada
jesse was buried alive by dogma, tup, kix, and hardcaseÂ
a few of the members of the 104th were flirting with a group of twiâlek girlsÂ
flexing their muscles and battlescars
the remainder swimming in the ocean
the 212th were playing a competitive game of frisbee with island locals
fives and echo decided they were done with their sandcastleÂ
ushering the generals and jedi to check it out
they didnât want to admit it, but they were very impressed with their work
y/n was still sleeping
fives was bored
so he took his bucket
washed out the sand
then refilled it with clean water
while echo was talking with the generals and jedi
unintentionally distracting them from the scene that was about to play outÂ
fives chuckled devilishly
pouring the water onto y/n
she screamed as the cold water hit her face and chest
eyes opening to an entertained fives
until he saw the look in her eyes
fives was so dead
instead of facing death in its face
he took off running, screaming to anyone who would listenÂ
âY/NâS GONNA KILL ME!â
âHELP! ANYONE!â
âPLEASE HELP ME!â
*violent screams*
y/n was in hot pursuit of the dumbass himselfÂ
running shockingly fast
not even breaking a sweat
rex cheered her on
having no idea what happened
but wanting to be a supportive boyfriendÂ
fives looked helplessly at anyoneÂ
having nowhere to runÂ
y/n stopped running
finding an innocent sea creature on the groundÂ
âhi lil crab...you are gonna help me out hereâ
fives continued running as far away as possible from her
the crab settled in her palm
calmed by the aura y/n generated from the force
âfives! stop running! iâm done with your ass!â
fives was panting
knelt over
hot in the face
âi am so not sorry for what iâm about to doâ
âwait wha-â
y/n shielded her eyes away as she dropped the crab into his swim trunksÂ
fives let out an ear piercing screamÂ
âWHAT IS IT IN MY SHORTS?!! ITS CRAWLING UP MY ASS!!!â
y/n was completely incoherentÂ
laughing so hard with tears come to her eyes
âITâS PINCHING ME! OH IT HURTS! OHHHH MY ASS CHEEKSâ
y/n couldnât breatheÂ
knees buckling as she fell onto the sandÂ
obi wan and cody were extremely panicked
what the hell is wrong with fives?
obi wan approached himÂ
fives was jumping up and down
running in circles
looking like a complete madman
âfives what are you doing?â
âCRAB IN MY SHORTSâ
âhow is there a crab in your shorts?â
âGET IT OUT! ITâS IN MY ASS-â
wolffe was flabergastedÂ
âwhat?â
rex crossed his arms
already knowing who the culprit was
ây/n?âÂ
she staggered over to him
leaning into his chest as she wheezed
âshit- imma...imma pee my pants!! oh fucking hell if i wouldâve known this-â
obi wan glared at her
fives screamed once again
âI HAVE TO DO IT!â
âdo what?â
all of the 501st instantly knew what he meant
âfives donât-â
âwait wait wait-â
âi swear to maker-â
âif he does it-â
fives dropped his shorts
revealing his ass and the rest of the land down under
y/n screeched
she saw something she could never un-see
the beach went silent
oh my god
fives just flashed the e n t i r e public area
echo looked embarrassed for his vod
but the relief on fives face...
the crab was promptly thrown across the beach
fives quickly pulled up his shorts
praying to god that nobody sawÂ
they did
âgive us a warning next time, fives!â cody said judgementally
obi wan couldnât even look at him
y/n hid her head in rexâs chest
âi want to go blindâ
rex chuckled, playing with her hair sympatheticallyÂ
âi know iâm big, y/n!â fives called out teasingly
well someone recovered quicklyÂ
âFIVES!â tup lectured
hardcase and jesse chuckled
meanwhile kix and dogma looked apologetically at y/n
âi canât believe you...â she muttered to no one in particularÂ
the rest of the day went swimmingly
filled with even more laughs
a million holophotosÂ
is that what you call them??
followed by the envious photos from mace windu, plo koon, and kit fisto
they were definitley coming next time
ahsoka tried her first ever drink
donât worry, only y/n saw!Â
and ahsoka was above the drinking age on the planet they were in!
who else would permit her to do it?
besides, she had a theory ahsoka wouldnât like alcohol
the theory was proven to be true
ahsoka spat it out
giving it back to y/nÂ
shortly after
y/n and ahsoka baked cookies for the boys
while rex, cody, and wolffe grilled out
wolffe was the real pro
even having an apron that said
âkiss the grill dadâ
comet and sinker found it on some sketchy website
it proved to be one of the best giftsÂ
the rest of the boys brought down silverware, tables, and the firepits
preparing for another long night
waves crashing into each other as the tide receeded back
by the time ahsoka and y/n were back they enjoyed dinner and dessert beach side
a magical sunset painting the skyÂ
hues of pink, orange and purple
ahsoka snapped a picture of y/n and rexâs not-so-secret-kissÂ
the sunset it the background
ahsoka needed to frame it and give it to y/n as a surpriseÂ
the sun was down
fire cracklingÂ
soft conversations between all battalions and jedi
calmed down by the end of the night
the distant sound of musicÂ
to the clones, it felt like a dream
none of them thought they would make it past this war
but here they were
and they couldnât be more thankful
finally, their future was promised
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WAIT DO THE WHATS GOOD SWHATY IS YOUR MAN STILL AROUND PRANK W KARASUNO WISGXLFHVHV
NO CAUSE THIS IS MY FAVOIRTE ONE
daichi
would probably be driving you to get something to eat or sumn
you canât tell me daichi donât be driving AND a looking hot AS HELL in the process
got one hand on the steerin wheel and one on the gear shift like stop playin wit somebody feelings đ
chile anyways so you decide to do this trend cause yâall was chillin at a stop light and traffic had been a lil busy
you whip out your phone and play the sound or whatever and he barely even glances over cause he usually doesnât mind if you call your friend or sumn right quick
dude hears the âwhatâs good shawtyâ and he turns to YOU AND IS LIKE đ
he knows you ainât just do that junk in HIS mf car like you lost yo mind
HE SNATCHED THAT MESS OUT YO HAND LIKE âgimme that shit đ â
ends up tossing it back in your lap cause you reallyyy just caught him off guard wit that đ
if yâall end up getting ice cream and you go to lick it or whatever (some of yâall bitches bite your ice cream like huh) heâll push the cone into your face so it gets all up in your nose for payback đź
sugawara
OK YALL WOULD BE IN THE DAMN GROCERY STORE
this FERAL ASS BITCH IS A TICKING TIME BOMB
he already talking about some â donât touch anything iâm tryna get outta here quick đâ
DEFINITELY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WILL SPAZ IF YOU HOLD ONTO THE CART
yâall would be just looking in the snack isle and then when itâs time to go youâd grip the side of the cart while he pushes it and as soon as you do it he comes to a complete stop and is like âget yo hand off my shit đâ or âGET OFF THE CART đ¤Źâ
youâd get a few stares no lie
but you decided to do this trend while he was looking at chips or something idk
heard the facetime sound and was like wth we are in a store
as soon as the man starts talking he looks over at you SO FAST
does the face that moms do when they tell you to stop actin up in the store and says â give me your phone. now. đšâ
tries to get it from you but you give in and tell him it was a prank
âyouâre not getting SHIT for dinner lol starve đ¤Şâ
ends up feeding you anyway unfortunately
asahi
was probably in the shower
you didnât even mean to do it to him honestly
you were just scrolling through tiktok and it ended up playing it by accident
homeboy comes out the shower right when it plays and FREEZES
you felt his presence so you look behind you and heâs just standing there in his towel awkwardly
âđ§â
most likely just laughs it off
brings it back up before yâall sleep
you bust out laughing which kinda makes him feel better no cap
you werenât getting defensive so that was a good sign
LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE âđâ AFTER YOU EXPLAIN IT WAS A TIKTOK
MANS SAID SAY LESSSS AND ROLLS OVER TOLAYS ON TOP OF YOU
he a huge ass man so have fun wit that đ
tanaka
honestly already saw it lol
i can imagine tanaka on his phone all the damn time especially when heâs home like the bitch is always in his mf hand
so youâd be sitting on a bench outside a store waiting for his sister to pick yâall up
heâs already scrolling through tiktok lmao
yâall talked for a good 15 minutes but then it was âcool downâ time yk what i mean
you being on your phone you come across the trend and youâre just SO sure itâs gonna work youâre just thinking âoh yeah, this is gonna get emâ đźâ
he kinda just dies inside a little when he hears the facetime ringing like he knows you guys arenât really talking rn but damn you really left him to his phone huh đ˘
hears the voice and at first he is VISIBLY CONFUSED
forces himself to think for a split second and realizes âohhhh itâs that videoâ
says âoh i saw that lolâ
you know when you send someone something and they say they already saw it
yeah this is the same feeling
if you pout heâll slide over to your end of the bench and smother you
his sister ends up having to yell at yâall to get in because you werenât listening
nishinoya
â¨pherell â¨
feral but spicy đź
nah dude just crazy
chases you around the house
itâs like ring around the rosy but with furniture but also if he catches you youâre đšđđśđš
it started when you turned your phone volume up so heâd hear it from the kitchen
it ECHOES and you just cringe at how you KNOW his ass heard it đ
USED TO BE DOING THE DISHES KEY WORDS USED TO
AS SOON AS THE CLANKING STOPPED YOU FR GOT SCARED SKSOSN
LIKE THERES NO GOING BACK NOW
you hear his footsteps and donât even wait for him to get there you just run đââď¸ đ¨
EVERYTIME YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU YOU SEE HIM â đšâ AND ITS SCARY
I CANT BRETGW
FINALLY GRABS YOUR ARM AND YOU ALMOST HAVE A HEART ATTACK BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN DOOM
you are QUICK to tell him it was fake
probably gives you wet willies when you least expect them throughout the rest of the day
you have to guard yourself around him now
itâs like whenever someone tickles you and then you flinch when they move because you think theyâll do it again
ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAS THE NERVE TO SAY âwhatâre you flinching for? đ¤Łđâ OH MY GOD
hinata
taking care of his sister for the weekend while his parents are on vacation
you were invited but you were going to come to his house either way because his little sister LOVES you
you get her in on it honestly
so youâre sitting on the couch and going over the plan while hinata is fixing up snacks
he canât really hear yâall from the kitchen so itâs perfect
the plan is now in full affect
his little sister casually strolls into the kitchen and says âwhoâs that guy y/n is talking to?â
THIS DUMBASS RUNS TO YOU BUT TRIPS OVER HIS SISTERS SHOES SHE LEFT IN THE HALLWAY EARLIER
by the time he gets to you itâs the âwhatâs good shawtyâ and before you could turn around he grabs your phone from behind the couch and it SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU
learns itâs fake and is all like oh wooooow
complains about getting tag teamed
comes up with ways to get you back and tells his sister but she keeps tattling on him đ
tsukishima
YALL OM SO SORRY BUT I CANT SAY NUN BOUT THIS MAN EXCEPT FOR THAT FACT THAT HED JUST BE LIKE âthis bitch tried it đâ LIKE AJAKAKJ
i feel like youâd be hanging out at his house working on a project or something and yâall took a break
heâd hear the facetime noise and just âđâ LIKE HE KNOWS YOU AIN CALLING SOEMONE WHEN YOUR TRYINF TO FINSIH A PROJECT
heard the âwhatâs good shawtyâ and goes âpfftâ
mans knows you playin because you really thought you was just gon bust that out outta nowhere
probably thinks youâre dumb đ
like if you were actually cheating on him youâd be smart enough not to answer your other mans call right? he hopes so
pack it up mr. peabody and sherman đ
yamaguchi
poor baby
was cuddling with you đ
it hurted to play the sound but you had to
when it first started, he was perfectly content with you being on the phone like he was honestly about to fall asleep with his head on your stomach anyway đ
he was zoning in and out trying to watch the movie yâall put on
then the dude started talking and ISJAN POOR BABYYYY
raises his head up like đĽş
YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM ITS NOT REAL IMMEDIATELY
APOLOGIZE NEOW đĄ
whines your name
ây/nnnnnn đâ
heâs still groggy from being tired but tries to make a mad face
looks cute instead
like super super cute
you had to give him kisses đ¤
kageyama
literally didnât even fucking hear it SKAKJKS
i feel like he would just be doing something and either not care or not hear it AT ALL
he was on The Game ⢠and in the middle of a hard part at that
you played that shit with a smirk on your face and he gives you nothing đ
doesnât even turn around
doesnât even glance đđŤ
you are flabbergasted
appalled
astonished
this bitch get on your nerves on god đ
and when you tell him what you were trying to do earlier heâs like đ¤¨
kageyama would literally be the FACE of âchile anywaysâ
what if he like smacked you upside the head with the CONTROLLER MAKAJWJ BRUH IM DTING
âthis bitch tried it đâ pt.2
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Hello! uh is it alright if I requested a lil something something?? um! The reader coming home really really drunk after a girls night out and they basically canât function properly, so Dewey helps take off makeup and clothes and what not and getting them ready for bed??? If you donât want to write it or is overwhelmed by asks, I completely understand dude, no pressure I just really love your writing a lot xxx
this was one of my favourite requests oh my gosh...
dewey finn x reader
Thank you for this lovely request and for your beautiful wordsđ I wasnât loving this one until I wrote the ending and it pulled it all together hehe and now I love it and i hope you do to @large-unit đđ
As always, @thewolfisapartofmysoul always amazes me with her beautiful aesthetics, thank u so much for this one my angelđ
As usual, Friday nights out with the girls had been messy. This Friday had been messier than normal, and you knew your limits, but tonight you well and truly exceeded them. Normally you attempted to try and stick to one drink, be it wine or vodka, or rum, but tonight you thought you were clever and decided to mix everything. âRookie mistakeâ you could practically hear Deweyâs condescending voice.
You tried to be as quiet as possible when you opened the door to the apartment you shared with your boyfriend, Dewey Finn. Your sweet sweet Dewey Finn. In your drunken state you were mumbling to yourself âshh-hh, gotta be quiet shhhâ. But your actions rejected these mutterings.
The door seemed to be louder than ever as you closed it, your hand bag hitting the tiled floor with a bang. âshhhhâ you told it, holding your finger up to your mouth looking down at the door, then the bag.
Your mind was in a frenzy, with the world spinning faster than normal, your legs giving way as you slumped against the door.
âbaby, is that you?â Dewey called from the living room, a little concerned. Dewey would never sleep until you were home when you went out. He was too worried about you and kept his phone next to him all night in case his girl needed him.
He wandered out into the kitchen to see if it was you. âbabe?â he turned the corner and seen you sitting on the floor, leaning against he door. He couldnât help but let out a small chuckle at your punch-drunk and dazed being.
âshh-hh, Deweyâs slee-pingâ you shushed him, your eyes closed and head against he door.
âwell, someoneâs had too much to drink.. againâŚâ he plodded over to you snickering, plopping himself on the floor in front of your feet.
Dewey began to unlace your doc martens, but you pulled back before he could. âhey! I-I have a-a boyfriendâ you slurred, pointing your finger, warning him.
âno shitâ Dewey snorted, a smile brushed his lips as he grabbed your foot and held it tighter, managing to undo your laces.
You peeled open your eyes and frantically moved your sweaty hair out of your face, lighting up when you notice Dewey sitting in front of you, fighting with your boots. A smile quickly spread across your face as you flung your arms out âbaaaa-aaabe! Youâre here!â you bellowed, excited to see your boyfriend and his cute messy, tired face and hair.
âyeah I most certainly am.. now how did you get home this time my angel?â Deweyâs protective boyfriend side always came out when you stumbled through the door yourself, worried you had been left to walk home alone.
You twisted your mouth to the side, looking up for inspiration, confused. Everything was a bit fuzzy. Well, really fuzzy.
âuuuuuuhâŚ..â you tried your best to remember.
Dewey pulled your first boot off and quickly got to work on the second. He sat with his legs open, at either side of your leg and pulled your foot towards him a little, making you slide along the floor, and down the door a bit. He briefly looked up at you trying to remember and smirked, before looking back down at your triple noted laces.
âwas it maybe.. a car⌠maybe with Stacey⌠and Aimee?â he quizzed, eager to find out to settle his mind.
You knitted your eyebrows for a second before slightly remembering singing Galway Girl on the ride home with your friends. âoh! Yesyesyesyeys we were sing-ing uhhh Galloway Guy or somethingâŚâ
Dewey nodded his head knowingly, âso it was Jason that picked you up... thatâs fine.â Jason was Aimeeâs boyfriend, and the one that normally picked you guys up on Fridays. It tended to alternate between Jason and Dewey.
After pulling off your second boot and tossing them to the side, Dewey pulled himself up, shaking his head and sniggering at the state you were in. Your hair was everywhere, one of your eyelashes was pretty much hanging off, not to mention the slight smudge of your lip gloss. His eyes wandered down and noticed the stain that tainted your red body suit. You had pretty much spilled an entire VBL down yourself and almost had a fight with the guy who knocked you and made you spill it.
He stood over you and grabbed your hands to pull you up.
âCâmon you..â he tried to pull but you resisted and slid further down the door. ânoooooâ you whined, throwing your head back. Dewey rolled his eyes playfully, sighing at you. He pulled your arms up, but you went limp and let your head flop backwards. âleave me he-re Iâm too tiiirreeedâ you moaned.
ây/n, come on⌠youâre gonna hurt yourself!â. You pulled against him in protest âjust leave me heeeerreâ.
Eventually Dewey just picked you up, ignoring your drunken protests, and carried you to your bedroom, sitting you on the edge of the bed. He pointed his finger at you as you swayed a little, eyes half-lidded, smiling up at him.
âstayâ he warned, smirking at you. He was trying not to laugh too much, because he knew that if he laughed and provoked you then he would have no hope in hell at settling you down for sleep.
You pointed your finger back at him, narrowing your eyes, still slightly swaying. âor what?â. You smirked.
Dewey turned around and searched for the baby wipes in the dimly lit bedroom. âyou donât⌠wanna find outâŚâ he joked.
Dewey came and sat on the bed next to you, his hands finding your face and turning it to look at him softly. He smiled at your features. Your tired eyes and slumped form. He wouldnât change any of this for the world.
âlook at that faceâŚâ he squeezed your cheeks lightly, making you giggle. âI can tell you who wonât be laughing in the morningâŚâ he raised one of his eyebrows, suppressing a laugh, knowing how moody you were gonna be in a matter of hours.
You continued to look at him in awe, he was the most beautiful man in the world to you. His sleepy eyes, and flushed face making you fall in love all over again. Dewey looked into your sparkling eyes and blushed a little at the way you looked at him. He kissed you quickly on your lips before taking a make up wipe out of the pack.
âfirst things first⌠lets get these contraptions off your beautiful faceâŚâ he gently took off your fake eyelashes one by one, setting them on your nightstand, knowing you would wear them again. He was so thoughtful, how did you get so lucky?
âmmmm I love youâŚâ you hummed, leaning into kiss him, but you just fell against him instead. Dewey grinned, and shook his head, âohhhh I canât wait to see you in the morningâ. âyou- youâre just so beautifulâ you continued humming into his chest. âand so cosy.. and you smell like cinnamonâŚâ you trailed off as you started to slip into sleep.
Dewey put his hands under your arms and lifted you up. âmake up and pyjamas and then you can sleep my darlingâ. You simply hummed in response, your eyes closed, slowly drifting.
Dewey ran the baby wipe across your face a few times, getting off as much as he could before he stood you up and started to get you undressed. All he could smell was whatever you had been drinking. H couldnât quite put his finger on what the aroma was. ây/n what the hell were you drinking?â he muttered, unbuttoning your skirt.
âmmm lil bit of everything darlingâ you nonchalantly replied.
Dewey raised his eyebrows, his mouth moving to a shocked pose and looked up at you; he was crouching down, attempting to unbutton your body suit.
âuh, oh.. rookie mistakeâ he smirked. You simply rolled your eyes.
âim fi-â you brought your hand up to your mouth, vomit threatening to spill. Dewey flinched a little. âif youâre gonna be sick you gotta tell me.â
You breathed in through your nose deeply and swallowed. âIâm- Iâm fine.â
Finally he unbuttoned your body suit and started to lift it above your head. He had seen you like this too many times, nothing phased him anymore.
âDewey Finn⌠donât ya think you should take me to dinner first?â you flirted a little.
âoh ha ha, Iâve never heard that one before⌠only every freaking Friday nightâ he snorted.
As usual, Dewey already had your pyjamas sitting on your bed, waiting for you coming home, and heâd set up some pain killers and water on the bed side table just before you got home.
Eventually, he managed to get you pyjamas on and he had grabbed a bobble to tie your hair up. As he was softly pulling your hair into a low pony tail you sighed.. on the verge of tears.
âwhy am I such a messâ you sobbed a little.
Dewey shook his head and smiled, you always got like this at the end of the night; a little bit weepy and feeling sorry for yourself. You were fine really, just drunk.
âyouâre not a mess baby.. youâre⌠a spicy disasterâ he chuckled to himself. As he pulled back the bed sheets for you. You sobbed harder âwhy are you so mean to meâ.
You got into bed, stepping over the bucket placed at your feet in case you woke up needing to puke.
Dewey continued to laugh under his breath, smirking. âIâm sorry my loveâŚâ he turned off the side light and climbed into bed next to you.
âIâm sorry, Iâll take you to McDonaldâs tomorrow for chicken nuggets to make up for it⌠deal?â he scooted over to you, pulling you into him.
âmmm deal⌠I love chicken nuggetsâŚâ you managed before you drifted off to sleep in his arms.
âyeah I know you do..â he wiped the stray hairs from your face as he kissed your forehead.
âand I love you.. my spicy little chicken nuggetâ.
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i am out there!! i'm glad you liked it! i'm definitely trying out the recipe you left in the tags. it sounds way better than just banana and peanut butter. i always have to pay a lot of attention when i type banana because i've ended up with "bananana" way too many times
i was planning to run straight to your askbox the second i saw you replied but then the end of the semester happened and it killed me. hopefully i'm done with it now
i do exactly the same thing with height! if you tell me your height in feet i have absolutely no idea how tall that is. if you say that in centimetres that's easy. i mean you're 155cm so that's 12cm shorter than me. when you told me that in feet i was like okay cool i have no idea how much shorter than actually is
i love birds!!! so that seems awesome! i am now titling you the queen of birds. and i'm glad your vacation was good! i think i saw a couple of posts you made about it so it definitely does seem like a lot of fun! and did you ever figure out completely what that see through animal (?) in the sand was? i had no idea stuff like that even existed so now i'm invested in knowing what it is
i am 100% hiring you for my coming out party i'm throwing in a couple of years. it's gonna be fun. if we don't get immediately kicked out i promise good food and some spicy drama between my homophobic relatives and my accepting relatives! and my brother's, who i already came out to, dry commentary
i was definitely not the one you told about burma trails! but from the tags i'm just gonna say how is that allowed and why does it seem like a weird type of torture? i hate it, i probably would've had a heart attack 3 seconds in
oh yeah i actually can't tell most of the time if the memories from my childhood are actual memories or if it's just a combination of having seen photos and heard stories about it
my glasses prescription is fine i think. my eye doctor said that i get headaches from glasses because... well i tried to explain this and then deleted it all because it was a very scientific explanation when she said it and i zoned out pretty much halfway through and even the part that i did understand i can't translate to english! but it has something to do with the fact that with contacts it's enough to move my eyes in the direction i want to look at and with glasses i have to move my whole head and my brain got so used to contacts that it overdoes it with the eye movements when wearing glasses? i dunno. this is the best i can do in explaining it
i must admit i'm very jealous of the never snows part because while snow is pretty to look at it's absolutely freezing! for the past week i slept under a duvet, three blankets while wearing pants and a long sleeve shirt and i still woke up cold. because for a couple of nights it was around -22°C. it's great
ohhh you got pretty lucky as a kid then! my kid self would have absolutely lost it at getting the equivalent of 5/10 bucks. i probably would have bought so much candy
excellent!!! hope youâre enjoying the vague void from whence you came! iâve never said whence before in my LIFE i wonder if i used it correctly. anyway. the actual recipe was way more specific but once i saw â2 frozen bananasâ and looked at all the sliced bananas in my fridge, having no idea how many there were, i just started improvising sdfkhsdfs. Iâd be interested to try it with yoghurt though if I can get some dairy free plain stuff, Iâm sure I can somewhere. Banana used to be my biggest problem when I was younger. Then I learnt words like occasion and necessary and embarrassed and I realised the more english I tried to learn, the worse my life was gonna get. And I was right. On the bright side, developing an inability to ever spell occasion correctly made banana seem a lot easier to handle.
that is fair. end of semesters are rough. i cannot function during them at all. i hope everything chills out for you!! iâm not sure how the school year is over there but maybe itâs break time? thatâd be nice. but rest in peace anyway, enjoy being dead! they say necromancy is frowned upon in all societies but I reckon itâs just called making a friend when youâre dead so maybe you wanna take that up as a hobby! Iâve heard itâs nice this time of year!
yup! sometimes Iâm like oh youâre 5 foot 4? that sounds way taller than me. but it...it really isnât...itâs like an extra 8cm or something. which adds up! but in my head I was picturing a MUCH taller height. In my head I think I picture 6 foot and 5 foot 4 as the same height, now that I think about it.
!!!!! my first order as queen of birds is to meet a morepork face to face so we can chat about the price of pork these days. yes!! the first half was nice but the second half was really fun. my best guess is still that itâs a salp? Maybe? So many salp pictures are massive groups of them but like,, from what i can tell of singular photos,,, it was maybe that? I guess the only other possibility is itâs just some clear jellyfish but salp does seem more likely. At first I was like oh duuude boob implant for the ocean!! but then I realised it actually seemed kinda alive and was probably an actual creature. my bad.
excellent. iâll break any tension by dropping the vampire act for the mouse act. will do backflips for cheese. will bite ankles for homophobic comments. Will pull a knife out of god knows where, not to threaten anyone, just to clean my nails with to make everyone nervous. I offer many services. Iâm flexible. And I love me some good food.
I actually DONâT know the reason behind burma trails. I really donât. The reason âitâs a fun activity!â seems a little fake. if itâs a fun activity then why did Mrs. G. tell us a horror story about the forest before we went out to navigate said forest at night, blindfolded, surrounded by wildlife and parents supervising (*cough* waiting for the opportunity to jump out at you *cough*) with a teacher at the end waiting to scare us. So we can learn how to navigate the forest in the dark? So we learn how to follow a mysterious rope INTO the forest at night? seems dodgy to me. school camps be like [drives you out to forest] follow this rope and donât take your blindfold off. like. bruh. i almost DID have a heart attack one time, I got stuck like something was holding my leg. First thought-ah, mustâve got my leg stuck in a big stick. Second thought-maybe this is one of the parents fucking around, it feels more like a grip than a twig. Third thought-I cannot get my leg free no matter what I do what the fuck is HAPPENING so I started crying out for help. When they FINALLY came they found nothing my leg was caught on so that was fun. love that for me. I was able to move as soon as they arrived. Thatâs not weird at all. anyway.
I think most of my early memories are just from stories Iâve been told and photos Iâve seen. My memory tends to be horrible I highly doubt I remember that one time I was eating dirt from the garden out in the yard gleefully. I just saw the photo evidence. mm spaghetti. bone apple teeth. my character hasnât changed at all since I was a wee babe.
ohhhh okay. I think I get what you mean by that. Thank you for trying to explain! Thatâs really interesting. I guess I do move my head a lot with glasses. Although I have massive glasses so itâs probably easier for me to just move my eyes where I want. I reckon with smaller glasses Iâd have to move my head way more.
the temperature comment is so funny because during the heart of winter i tend to sleep with a sheet, a blanket, a duvet, then 2-4 blankets on top while in a long sleeve shirt and long pants and sometimes bed socks and often a hottie (iâve never realised how that sounds out of context...a hot water bottle...is calling it a hottie normal or is a my family thing? is this a nz thing? now iâm questioning myself). in my uni accommodation last year we didnât have proper heating during most of winter and well. there was a quilt added to everything else. every blanket i could find. how cold does it get here in winter? rarely ever past 0 degrees celsius. I would literally die in your position, clearly. I could not survive that. Props to you for making it through aha.
yesss. Before when I found five dollar notes itâd be on the street and Iâd be like oh no! Mum we have to hand this into the police station! Itâs a lot of money, someone will be looking for it! Understandably she was like,, lindsey they might miss it but thereâs not really any way you can find them,,, I still refused to spend it. That was like my first time really getting that much money for myself. The dairy on main street sold lollies for 10 cents each and they had like, 30 different lil glass boxes so youâd go I want 3 of 26, 5 of 7, ohhh and 5 of 13 please! I dunno if theyâre still 10 cents each but I thought it was the best thing ever as a kid. I think I wanted to save the money though sfdjsdkfhs put it in my piggy bank to save up for something âsuper coolâ. Aka probably like a neat soft toy to sleep with sdfsdkfs.
#Anonymous#i wrote the majority of this reason like a couple hours after you sent it#then i went to bed because it was late. thinking to myself. oh i'll finish the last bit in the morning!#but of course in the morning the lil 1 didn't show up above mail and it was located in my drafts now so my dumb ass was like ah yes#absolutely nothing to respond to here!#i should know by now i never remember if i save things to drafts sfjshkdfhsdf#anyway#i REMEMBERED. a few days late. BUT i didn't just forget entirely so! there's that!#now i'll finish the last bit of the response and edit the incomprehensible tired mumbling parts#although i'm currently overheating so now it'll be incomprehensible overheated brain parts! fun!#no i cannot handle cold temperatures no i cannot handle 'hot' temperatures i can handle like a one to two degree range#and nothing else. life is. a trip.#I still don't know what to call dairy's when talking to people outside nz#corner store? they're not always on corners. convenience store? maybe. small shop? idk dude#i don't quite know the correct thing to equate them to.#but they sell lollies sometimes. that's the main point here sdkjhskdf#now to decide what I'm doing tonight#play stardew valley. watch someone else play stardew valley on youtube. stare at my ceiling thinking about stardew valley. do the dishes#earlier today i was like maybe...maybe i'll watch a movie...add some variety to my life...#i wanted to rewatch whatever movie has that song that is like agggooonnnyyyyyy#that's the only word i remember from the song. so it's that. or...well...back to my obsession
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Do you have any friends who are on and off with bfs/gfs all the time? Yeah, Jo and Aya donât make the most stable couple. They had one really problematic stint last year where they would break up and get back together every week. They ironed it out eventually and theyâve been ok for a while, but lately I think itâs a little rocky again because I no longer see them interacting and theyâve been retweeting stuff that gives me a few hints. I wouldnât be surprised if theyâve broken it off for good. When was the last time you almost cried out of exhaustion? Ohhhh boy. It was some day in Feb I think? and everything had just been going wrong for me. Andrew and I got yelled at by our thesis adviser because she didnât like what we submitted and she gave us a day to revise three entire chapters. We stayed in the college working away from 3 PM to 10 PM then when I got home, I realized I forgot to bring with me a certain item that my org entrusted me with. Absolutely wasnât allowed to lose it. Had a panic attack and this was when I started crying because it was so late and I just wanted to go to bed; though Andrew saved my ass by offering to go back to school at like 11:30 just to retrieve the damn thing. Lastly, that was a time when business reporting was still giving me hell and I was struggling to find a business story around campus to turn in for that week, so I was freaking out about that too. All in all a shit day. What`s a TV show you hate missing? Idk man, if I miss a show I donât think thereâd be hate attached to it. I imagine Iâd miss a show because it made me happy, so this doesnât make a lot of sense to me. Do you think itâs funny how people always say their pet is the best ever? Itâs adorable haha but not necessarily funny. Whenever someone says it I totally believe them; I think all pets are the best :) When did you last brush your teeth? This morning.
What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? I checked my Twitter right before this question. Do you have a friend who you think youâll be best friends with forever? Yes, Angela is for keeps. Does it annoy you when you accidentally delete things? For the most part I can just undo and get the deleted thing back, but when thatâs not applicable it can get super distressing. I know I was gloomy for a very long time when I accidentally wiped out my camera roll with photos from 2014-2016. What`s a movie / book / TV show / band / whatever you highly recommend? Movie: Ferris Buellerâs Day Off Book: Got nothing in this department. Show: BoJack Horseman Band: Paramore ha. They got a sound for almost everyone! When did you last use a dictionary / thesaurus? Two questions ago when I was looking for an adjective to best describe what itâs like to lose your entire camera roll and, essentially, good memories that youâve made. Are you anticipating or dreading anything? I ammmmmm anticipating dinner haha. I canât think of anything Iâm dreading.
If someone could randomly give you something right now what would you like? Baked sushi :( Itâs a recent trend locally and it looks so gooddddd, I just donât wanna spend the last of my savings on it or ask my parents to buy a tray for me. What`s the most annoying thing in the world? At the moment itâs people who refuse to wear masks because they claim that it messes with their oxygen level or because they find it personally uncomfortable. When did you last use one of those water slides you put on hills? I have no clue what you mean. What are you sitting on right now? One of the dining room chairs. What skills would you like to learn / develop? Adobe Indesign and iMovie. I dabbled with these recently â Indesign for a class and iMovie to make a video for Gabie â and though I was always too scared to start using programs like these, I actually found them fun and super useful when I finally had my hands on them. When we saw each other the other day Gab was talking about using this break to take up workshops in different Adobe programs so that sheâll have more stuff to put on her resumĂŠ, so I might follow her footsteps too. What is something other people say youâre good at but you think youâre not? Teaching. I always feel like I fumble a lot, but idk I get compliments on it so I guess Iâm kinda okay but I just donât see it. What does your bedside lamp look like? I donât have one. I used to have a wall light though. It was a just tiny lil bulb that I had to plug in to give my room a light orange hue. What did you last take a photograph of? Myself and Cooper. When was the last time you got really frustrated with technology? Yesterday. My laptop was a bit slow when I wanted my YouTube video to go full-screen, and my impatient ass already got irritated with it. What was the last funny thing someone said to you? She didnât technically âsayâ it but my mom was singing a song earlier and had the lyrics wrong, and what came out of her mouth instead was so wrong and so funny. Who taught you to tie your shoelaces? My grandmother. What was the last thing you bought? I bought snacks from my girlfriendâs dad Korean food business! I got myself odeng (fishcakes) and tteokbokki (spicy rice cake) :) Do you want to move to somewhere else? If so, where? Any country with a capable government at this point. What time is it where you are? 8:04 PM. Whatâs your favourite picture of yourself as a child? Iâm not sharing that on here, but I do have my favorites.
Do you like your neighbours? I suppose theyâre okay, in a sense that they havenât done anything to annoy me. Iâve never talked to them in the last 12 years that Iâve lived here though haha I always felt like my mom could take care of the socializing stuff â and she has been. Does your room need to be cleaned? Nah Iâm barely in it these days. Itâs mostly spotless and things are stacked up neatly. Do you have a good relationship with your family? I wouldnât say itâs good, but itâs not bad. Super lacking in the emotional aspect, though, and itâs a big reason why at the end of the day I canât call it a good relationship. What is something people are surprised to hear about you? That I donât like fruits. The horrified gasps and expressions never get old. Do you make judgments about people straight after meeting them? Only if they blatantly act like a jerk. Do you hate any particular groups of people? I mean I hate racists, abusers, rapists, Karens... but if you mean to ask if I hate any race or people of a certain sexual/gender orientation then most definitely not. Do you fall up or down stairs usually? Down :( Do you constantly break things? (By mistake or otherwise) HAHA yes. What was the last bug you saw? Kinda looked like a moth but Iâm not sure what it was exactly. Are there any smells which make you feel nauseous? Rotten egg, any fruits lol. What is the scariest thing you`ve ever gone through? Random men play-lunging at me when Iâm walking outside and then laughing once I jump or whimper. I donât know if thereâs a certain script that those fucking pigs follow, but Iâve had several of the exact same experiences through the years. Thatâs why my friends can always poke fun at the fact that I drive everywhere no matter how close my destination is â at least I feel safest that way. Do you have anything unusual in your bag? No. I only carried the essentials in the last bag I used when I went out the other day. Are there any people you know in real life that you only talk to online? Yeah, thereâs a bunch of people I donât really get to see irl. Some of them are friends whoâve migrated, some are my friendsâ parents, my relatives whoâve always lived in the US, etc. Do you think people who don`t care about education are dumb? In the Philippines they will definitely be considered careless, dumb, and having no ambition. But I know education isnât as big of a priority in other countries and that college isnât a necessity in those places, so I guess thereâs a cultural difference here. What`s your favourite key on a keyboard? I donât pick favorite keyboard buttons lol. Do you always finish what you start? Nah Iâm a little terrible at that, especially if weâre talking of passion projects. I collected Starbucks planners for like six years and was never able to completely fill up any one of them. Who`s your favourite character from The Simpsons? Or do you hate that show? Iâm not a big fan of the show but just because I relate to her a lot and the fact that sheâs intelligent and a goody-two-shoes, Lisa. Have you ever had any friends who always tried to steal your things? Nah wtf? Iâd so easily stop talking to them if all they did was steal from me lmao What is something you will never understand? People!!! Who!!! Arenât!!! Nice!!! To!!! Servers/Baristas/Anyone working in a job that has to directly deal with customers!!! When did you last laugh hysterically? Probably earlier this afternoon watching a Good Mythical Morning episode.
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