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ypu ever been so *gestures vaguely* that even your source's villain is concerned for you. like what the fuck bill
#?????????????????????? He plopped Himself on my shoulder and won't leave me alone????#and I'm like ????? and He's like YOU'RE SCARING ME. and i.#buddy i am just Sitting Here.#like I'm not gonna. self destruct or anything. wtf#. DOES EVERYONE THINK I#ohhhh. oh no#no I'm not. that thoufht hasn't crossed my mind I've just been fucking exhausted and sad fbfbdbznf#I MEAN I KNOW KILLING MYSELF IS A SUREFIRE WAY OUT OF FRONT but I'm not THAT desperate yet#and we're. VERY close to one year of being clean. I'm not gonna fuck that up.#anyways i get why like. Flo and her subsystem are concerned for me but BILL??#WHAT#pk;m stan👓
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Want....
#couple#intimate#intimacy#touch#romantic#desire#romance#kissing#kiss#kisses#eroticlover#sweet kisses#touch me#i need you#i want it#want#i want this#ohh my god#damn hot#kiss kiss#oh baby#senses#caresses#feeling good#aesthetics#ohhhh#so damn beautiful
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18+, yet more vi-shaped brainrot, mndi
yes so we have all considered rugby/college roommate!vi but have we considered waterpolo/childhood bff!vi.
waterpolo!vi who's constantly at the pool, so much so that her sweat even on her gym days smell like chlorine. who will stand in the lockers with nothing but a towel around her waist, water still dripping down her body, tits out, just texting, grinning down at her phone bc she totally doesn't have post notifs on for your instagram... like who does that, right? but damn, you look cute in the little sundress you wore to brunch last sunday with your friends -- she wonders if you'll tell her about it at lunch later today.
waterpolo!vi who's been friends with you since childhood, and you were the one who go her into swimming because that one summer when you were both eight and your mom signed you up for swim-class, you cried for half and hour bc you said you weren't gonna know anyone there. and vi, being the amazing bff and neighbor that she is, of course, volunteered as tribute. she'd never forgotten how much fun it was to play in the shallows with you after the class had ended, splashing at each other, pretending to have a tea-party, sitting criss-cross at the bottom of the sun-soaked water, how you'd pulled your hair out of the swim-cap and let it halo around you in soft, wispy waves.
waterpolo!vi who definitely hasn't told you that she only applied to this uni (on a sports scholarship bc she knew that'd get her in) bc you said it was your top choice. thankfully, it has one of the better waterpolo teams, so you were ecstatic when you found out. who, by then, has definitely figured out that her affection for you is just a bit more than straight up bff status, but she also don't wanna fuck things up with you so she keeps her mouth shut. and really, she asks herself, what's the difference anyway? i mean, you hadn't even blinked when she brought up wanting to sign up for the same freshman dorms. ("of course we are! what, did you think i'd let anyone else be my roommate? gosh, it's like you don't know me at all!")
waterpolo!vi who tries to give you your own space (having practice every single day helps with that tbh), but can't help when her heart skips a lil every time you text her, or every time you post something on social media. she tells herself that it's okay to text back immediately, you've been friends for so long after all, right? that doesn't make her look weird or desperate? right? right.
waterpolo!vi who honestly still gets off to the memory of the one time the pair of you made out drunkenly at a party in high school -- it had been one of those backyard parties where everyone was drinking fucked up jungle juice and things were already a mess when you got there. but you were always down for a good time, and so was she, but somehow, it'd ended up with the pair of you curled up in a dark corner, your legs slung over her lap, her fingers inching up the hem of your spaghetti strap top, all eager, clumsy lips and needy little moans and the taste of your strawberry-mint glitter lipgloss.
waterpolo!vi who definitely tries a bit harder to show off whenever you come to her games, always checking the stands, her face lighting up whenever she spots you in the crowd, waving at her, cheering whenever she makes a goal. afterwards, she'd find flowers tucked into her locker and the rest of the team snickering at how red she's gotten staring at them before she towel-whips the nearest one and tells them all to shut up.
waterpolo!vi who asks you to come to the gym with her, promises it'll be chill and that she won't work you too hard, but nearly short-circuits when you show up in a pair of lululemon shorts and a sports bra, your hair tugged up into a high ponytail, telling her that you got these super cute stickers from a cafe you went to last week and have been meaning to give one of them to her so your water bottles can match. who makes good on her word of not working you too hard, but she definitely suffers in her own workout that day cause she's too busy watching you do squats (she tells herself its to make sure ur form is good but we all know the truth).
waterpolo!vi who freaks out when, on her birthday, the water polo team texts her and tells her to come to the pool house, alone. she thinks it's just another one of their weird pranks, but when the lights click on and you're standing there behind a massive cake with her name hung up behind you in lurid, bright pink blow up balloons, she freezes. and then a there's champagne popping and spraying at her, completely soaking her tanktop, sticking to her skin. you squeal, laughing as you shake a bottle towards her, grinning so wide she thinks her heart might burst.
"surprise! happy birthday!"
"holy shit -- oh yeah! it's my birthday!"
you roll your eyes, dabbing at some champagne that had gotten on your cheek, glancing at a few of the other girls.
"yeah, that's the thing with birthday's vi, they happen every year. and yet somehow every year, i'm the one that remembers its your birthday."
vi just grins, pulling you in to press a fat, wet kiss to your cheek, making you squirm bc she's literally soaked with champagne still, and a few of the girls on the team smirk in her direction when they make eye contact with her, but she only glares at them before going back to watching you fuss about the cake and how many slices to cut it into.
an idea slithers into her head, a truly insidious idea. but fuck it, it's her birthday, and she deserves to have a little fun (and she doesn't think you'll be too mad at her afterwards), so she inches her hand up till it's cradling the back of your head, then shoves your face into the top layer of the cake. you yelp, jerking back with your mouth wide open, icing smeared across your skin. everyone laughs, but vi only grins and wipes a bit of the sweet cream from your cheek, sucking her thumb into her mouth.
"mm delicious, princess. thanks."
you blink at her for a few seconds before sighing, attempting to wipe a bit more of the cake from your face, and falling into a fit of giggles as well.
"whatever, i guess if it makes you that happy," you say, accepting a few napkins from one of the girls on the team. someone else takes over cutting the cake, and a few un-spilled bottles of champagne are already being poured into red solo cups. "i'm gonna go clean up -- be right back."
vi watches you make for the lockers, but someone shoves her towards you. she turns to find several of her teammates motioning furiously in your direction, mouthing go, you fucker, go!
she teeters for a few seconds before jogging after you.
"hey! i'll -- uh -- i'll come with you. since it's my mess too." she laughs, nudging you with her shoulder as she catches up to you.
waterpolo!vi who has to hold her breath when she's helping you wipe cake icing from your face, running a damp towel down your neck, you tilting your head back to give her better access.
"so, how long've you been planning this?" she asks, if only to say something to break the silence.
"not that long -- like a week or so. the cake took the longest -- i wanted to get it from your favorite place on the edge of town, but they don't do deliveries, so i had to go and get it without you knowing, and then figure out where to hide it --"
"oh is that was the 'emergency study sesh' was that you had to run off to this morning was?"
you grin, sheepish as she pulls back to look you over.
"yeah... but i mean -- as long as you liked it! it was worth it, right?"
"oh i loved it, cupcake," she says, casually bopping your nose as she tosses the towel into the big laundry cart for cleaning. she takes a breath, "you're the best friend a girl could ask for, princess."
and she sees it the, the something flicker across your face, a shadow that darkens your eyes for just a second before you look back up at her.
"uhm... about that --"
"hm?" vi turns so fast her neck almost cricks. fuck.
you're staring at her, and she's staring back. there's a moment, like the held-breath between twirling fan-blades.
"i -- uhm -- damn," you look down at your hands, your cheeks suddenly flooding with color, "i had this whole speech prepped and everything --"
vi plops down on locker bench in front of you, tugging your chin back up.
"c'mon, princess. what is it?"
your eyes catch, and vi feels her stomach flip, her heart crawling up the length of her chest to beat, bleating and desperate, at the back of her throat. she can almost taste the metallic thump of it on her tongue.
"i just -- it's --" you twist your fingers in your lap, "i've been meaning to... to tell you for a while but uhm --"
"tell me what?" fuck, her voice comes out so raspy, so needy. she swallows, trying for her usual nonchalance. "you can tell me anything, y'know that right, cupcake?"
you purse your lips, her words seemingly setting you more and more on edge. she leans forward, mesmerized by the pink plumpness caught beneath your teeth. she swipes her thumb along the corner.
"sorry -- missed a spot..." she pulls back, showing you the tiny smear of icing on her finger.
"i like you," you blurt out, the momentum of the words carrying you forward just a bit, and you're gasping when you jerk back, eyes wide, as if you can't believe you'd just said that out loud.
vi freezes.
"oh."
"sorry that was -- i was gonna tell you later tonight -- i had this whole thing planned but -- ugh, there's even a really nice bottle of wine chilling in the fridge --"
but vi's kissing you, and holy shit -- vi's kissing you. her hand at the back of your neck, her other hand cupping your cheek, and she's pressing you back so hard you almost stumble off the bench, squeaking in surprise when she nearly hauls you to your feet to press you up against one of the lockers, cushioning your head with a palm.
"v-vi? mmngh --" you gasp, lashes fluttering as she licks her way down your neck, sucking a hard hickey into the skin there, her teeth biting down as she fists her fingers in your hair.
"holy shit -- sorry -- just -- you have no idea how long i've wanted this --"
she pulls back, her pupils blown, and for a second, you wonder if she's drunk -- you wonder if you're drunk because what is happening right now -- but then you remember that neither of you have had anything to drink yet.
"y-you have?"
vi groans, pushing back in to mouth at your lips, "yeah -- sh-shoulda told you earlier but --" she tugs at the strap of your dress, reveling in the tiny little gasping sound you make as she nips at your collarbone.
waterpolo!vi who can't believe this is happening right now -- really, she might be dreaming, but even if she is, whatever. it's the best dream she's had in ages, having you whimpering against her in this empty locker, your fingers digging into her back as she rucks up your skirt.
"fuck princess, if you're joking about this you better tell me now because --"
"i -- i'm not violet, i swear if you stop --"
she keens when she tugs aside your panties and feels your wetness collect on her fingers. she grins, pulling back just far enough to catch your eyes -- they're glazed over with want, and so, so soft. it almost makes her pause, almost.
she pushes forward, sinking a finger into you, groaning at the tightness. your head lolls back against the closed lockers and vi takes the chance to admire you -- the soft sweep of your lashes as your eyes flutter closed, the round o of your mouth as you moan, the tiny crease between your eyebrows as pleasure paints itself by strokes across the delicate features of your face.
"yeah? that feel good, princess?"
"mm -- mhm --" you nod, fervently, looking back down with half-lidded eyes, reaching down to pull vi back towards you for a long kiss. you lick into her mouth, rocking your hips down against her hand. she hisses against you, her mind nearly fizzing out at the way you drop your face into her shoulder, hanging onto her for dear life as she fucks you on her fingers.
waterpolo!vi who misses nearly her entire birthday party for fucking her new girlfriend to pieces in the lockers. not like her teammates didn't know -- sound really carries in that locker room. she knows. they know. you only find out later when the pair of you come back to the party, red-faced and way too disheveled, vi looking way too smug.
"have a good time in there?" one of the girls asks.
vi shrugs, "yeah y'know. just had to make sure she was cleaned up properly."
another girl rolls her eyes, "yeah right. and im sure all the screaming was because you were just doing such a thorough job, right."
vi smirks, "i try."
waterpolo!vi who makes a point of coming back from swim practice with her hair still wet, a towel draped around her shoulders, baggy shorts around her hips, a tight white tank, and nothing else, just because she knows it makes you pause, knows it sets you off. grins when she comes home to drop a kiss to your cheek and you look up, only to swallow, eyes raking down her body.
"gonna jump in the shower, wanna join me?"
you crinkle your nose, glancing back at the group project you were trying to finish with some classmates on zoom.
"uhm -- sorry guys -- i gotta go."
"wait what -- we're supposed to finish this tonight --"
"sorry, there's uh --" you glance back at vi, who's smirking, leaning in your doorway, an eyebrow hitched, "i think my girlfriend burnt the toast in the kitchen -- sorry, bye!"
you hang up the zoom call even as vi scoffs.
"really? i burnt the toast one time."
she tugs you to her for a kiss as you try to walk by her towards the bathroom. you grin against her lips.
"yeah, and it set off the fire alarm for the entire building, remember?"
"mm. yeah, whatever," she mumbles, busying herself with tugging off your sweatshirt as the pair of you stumble into the bathroom.
"how was practice?" you ask, as vi kicks the door closed behind you, jerking off her tank with one hand, kicking it away on the tiled floor before advancing on you with a predatory glint in her eyes.
"it was fine. we did passing and man-up drills. nothing too bad -- shoulders are sore though."
"yeah? you wanna massage after this?"
"mm that does sound nice," vi says, twisting on the shower, jerking her head for you to step in, climbing in after you with a soft, satisfied groan as the hot water hits her aching muscles.
"but for right now," she says, twisting you around and pressing a quick kiss to your lips, "why don't you get on your knees for me, pretty? there's just one more thing i want you to take care of for me before that massage."
you lick your lips, kiss her back, before dropping to your knees with a sweet smile.
"ready for your post-workout?" you ask, blinking up at her with your big, innocent eyes, even as your fingers inch up her thighs, coaxing them apart. vi groans, leaning back against the cool shower tiles.
"holy fuck yeah."
#⛈ monsoon season#clearly i have some kind of hangup/obsession with college sports vi like we are just.... cycling thru this shit at this point oh my god#vi x reader#arcane x reader#vi smut#arcane smut#holyyyyy shit 2.7k words ohhhh my god lskdjfasd LOL like no this is unhEALTHY at this point i need HELP#i love childhoodbffs to lovers so much and it's just so much fun to think about all the fucking mutual pining#i also love mutual pining can you tell.#vi x you#arcane x you#vi arcane smut#vi x reader smut#arcane x reader smut#vi x y/n#arcane x y/n#arcane#lesbian#wlw fanfic#this has so little to do with waterpolo im so sorry i know nothing about sports okay#the only sports i've ever done/know anything about is figure skating and ballet sldkfjsod i just know that waterpolo girlies are BUILT DIF#also swimmer!vi pulling herself up out of the pool with water just dripping off her????? GOD HELP ME.#♨ steamy
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u know deadpool found a way to get the footage of the honda odyssey fight from the tva and has it in his porn collection
#deadpool#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#confession I don’t mind fics about the car scene#but I prefer the ones about them living domestically after they got to know each other and are like OHHHH oh shit were a couple now
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grian is really embracing his watcher side, huh... he is hungry. he's spending so much of his time recklessly lining up dominoes, only for all of them to collapse on top of him. all three of his lives were lost setting up traps for someone else but it would be a lie to say they weren't for him, too; he said it himself. he doesn't care who the reds kill, so long as they do it. so long as he watches. because he needs it. he doesn't even truly care if he dies in the process anymore.
and this is proof that he's losing himself in it— bloodlust, that is, and his need to be its catalyst— because the lack of regard he's showing for his own life is spectacularly uncharacteristic of him. his need for control has just overwhelmed him. he's so desperate this season that it's actually dripping from him and it's driving me CRAZY. with all of this pent up murderous rage he's going to be HORRIFYING once he's red and can lash out with no holds barred
but that's exactly why he can never just watch anymore, isn't it? he dies and immediately vows to kill jimmy and scar until they're nothing. he feeds on control so much that it isn't enough to pull the strings of fate from above; he has to take care of it all himself, squeeze the beating heart of it in his warm, blood-soaked hands.
i don't know, this is all over the place. I really just can't wait until he's on his final life, frantic and maniacal as he perfectly enacts all these brilliant plans of his that everyone around him keeps butchering <3
#im not normal about him#more grian thoughts to come because ohhhh my god?#like oh my god is he insane this season or what#this is so nonsensical idc i can't even go back and reread it because im losing my mind so bad#I LOVE HIMMMM#grian#wild life#wlsmp#trafficblr#life series spoilers#life series#wild life smp#watcher grian#watchers
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♫ I do what I want/Crying in the bleachers and I said it was fun/I don't need anything from anyone ♫
(ID in Alt) you guys ever think about your own posts and get upset?? Anyway Damian Wayne I love you I'm so sorry your life is like that
#dc comics#dc#damian wayne#dc robin#batman and robin#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#bruce wayne#lyrics are ofc from American Teenager by ethel cain#the lyrics are a bit too specific to specifically be a damian song and the verses talk about like. christian church and substance abuse#but thag chorus???? ohhhh baby#its also stephcore btw. to me at least#ANYWAY this took. forever and i did while feeling sick/off in the run up to my period so frankly it's a miracle it got finished at all#but yknow for now im fairly happy w this one. played around w the colours and challenged myself to really put my all into the linework#there's some details here n there that r wrong (failsafes design is. all kinds of wonky) but like. who give a shit#anyway my brain and hands are on vacation for the next few days <3#btw the blood on damians hands is a reference to the upcoming B&R cover (for 11 or 12 i think?) where damians-#-beating the living daylights out of bane. B&R has mostly been chill n slow so far but these issues...ohhh i am SEATED#uhh anyway yeah <3#OH WAIT#mine#< haha. art tag i always forget
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eughh I'm dead. I just couldn't post for like. three days... I think tumblr hates me tbh
I forgot how to render haii ;D very old Nyas
#ninjago#ninjago fanart#ninjago akita#ninjago nya#nya jiang#nya smith#I tried to use cooler colours but.#I failed#lego ninjago#I love girls sm. theyre so pretty and I'm too weak to fight it#bred's art#I'm just out of ideas atp#maybe I should take a break from drawing#oh. oh ohhhh#ok if anyone reads those tags u actually. can request smth. any char#I don't give any promises but...
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🍒🍓🥭🍋🥝🫐✨
#obey me#mammon obey me#obey me shall we date#obm#obey me mammon#mammon#obey me fanart#obm mammon#ohhhh this one took a while#sorry familia#but ohh it’s done now Godbless#oh to have a little cafe date with mammon#❤️❤️❤️
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Tried to draw in a way that’s more fun for me, lmk what you guys think!!
#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#the narrator#tsp fanart#tspud#tsp#tsp narrator#tsp stanley#“more fun for me„ I say#as if I didn’t lose my mind over the narrator#fuck he’s so hard to draw it pmo#ohhhh Stanley my Stanley oh how I love thee Stanley….#guys who am I more like…. Stanley or the narrator….. be honest#methinks im equally both#okay I’m rambling now#LOOK AT THE ART AGAIN STOP LOOKING AT THE TAGS….#now back at the tags#now back at the art#now back here#now back at art#now back to the tags again#good job!!#being able to say stuff in tags is genuinely the best feature on tumblr…. it’s my favourite thing ever
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There's plenty of prompts and fics, that always leads up to Danny being kidnapped by the Batfam because they thought that he was atleast one of their family members(ex. Tim, Damian)
But what if its opposite? it's either Tim, Damian, or even Jason. gets taken/kidnapped accidentally, by the one only Fenton couple who thought the kid they had taken was their son Danny or Dan.
Which causes a stir for the Wayne Family, and the Fenton's just accepting they've got another kid.
Cue Danny, Dan, Dani and Jazz sitting on the living room couch with their new sibling, for family game night.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc fanfic#dp x dc prompt#dpdc#Oh no Bruce is stressing ohhhh nooo#Danny is just happy this new sibling of his isn't and alternate or a clone#Jazz is delighted
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Not certain these clergy can do anything about cleansing my sins- ówò
#Vox#Alastor#1 AM POST FATHER VOX AND SISTER ALASTOR AND RUN‼️‼️‼️#this has been living RENT FREE in my head#me b4 ep 5: oh radiostatic yeah it’s cool#me now: OHHHH The bitter exes have MATCHING OUTFITS ????#Al is 100% Aroace but this is def some kind of queer situationship they got goin on-#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel#tagging bc I am proud even tho I didn’t go for full shading _(:’3_\/_)_#volt’s art
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"But ... why do we only have sex before it's a sunny day?" TAIKAN YOHOU (2023). EPISODE ONE.
#1YearWithTaikanYohou.
#taikan yohou#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#jdramasource#dramasource#tvedit#*#faiza gifs#HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO MY SHOW OF ALLLLL TIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THATS MY BABY MY CHILD RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!#OF COURSE I HAD TO MAKE SOMETHING FOR IT!#ANYWAY. I LOVE THIS GIFSET bc just by LOOKING at it u'd think this is such an UNSERIOUS show about sunny weather and sex.#which. yeah okay. it IS.#BUT THEN!!!!!!!!! OHHHH BUTTTT THENNNNNNNNNN!!!#YOU GET TO WATCHING THIS UNASSUMING SHOW AND OHHHH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#THE THINGS IT MAKES YOU FEEL THE PLACES IT TAKES YOU TO!#SEASON 2 WHENEVER YOU HAPPEN I AM HERE READY TO EMBRACE YOU WITH OPEN ARMS! SEGADAYO MY DARLING BELOVEDS I MISS YOU SO MUCH EVERYDAY!
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You and me right now !!!
#couple#intimate#intimacy#touch#romantic#desire#romance#kissing#kiss#missing you#ohhhh#gawd#tongue kissing#this right now#oh you know#need need need#i need her#i need you#eroticlover
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fundamentally the thing is. mishacollinstweetvoice You’re not crazy
#WE WERE CRAZY FOR YEARS AND THEN HE BECAME GAY AND THEY STILL CALL US CRAZY BUT I WAS THERE ! I SAW IT#kora.txt#oh guys its getting bad for me in here. ohhhh guys.
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thinking about timkon absolutely inscrutable flirting. like tim, being tim "foot in mouth, all the way to the ankle" drake, will often just say some mildly insane shit, and kon, because he is kon, is always unfortunately like 😳🥺🥰😊 about it, so tim thinks hes some kind of god of flirting. nobody else subjected to witnessing them thinks that.
#rimi talks#tim#kon#timkon#im talking about ''if you were a monster i'd mash you'' levels of hey tim what the hell?#''tim do you think i should wear this skirt?'' ''...no.'' ''oh. okay. lemme go change--'' ''WAIT NO IM TRYING TO HIT ON YOU!!'' ''#and then kon is going oh 😳😳😳👀👀👀 ohhhh oh ooohhh tiiimmm you mean you want me to NOT wear the skirt???#and tim honestly thinks he saved it. like he fumbled but he brought it back.#he did not. kon is just that far gone for him. it's painful to watch
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buying gifts for the armed detective agency!
#mushiranpoe#ranpoe#ohhhh this is gonna be a lot of tags .#edgar allen poe#ranpo edogawa#mushitaro oguri#bsd poe#bsd ranpo#bsd mushitaro#bsd karl#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#had funn on this oneee oh and the toys are supposed to represent ada chars so they get tagged too#bsd kyouka#bsd kenji#bsd atsushi#bsd kunikida#armed detective agency#ada#TOO MANY TAGS!#had lots of fun drawin this#i also meant to put a black cat w a yellow pin for yosano too but ran out of space#but anyway. yaaay!
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