#ohhhh this is gonna be so gooood

[ichigokeks]

Love at first sight? More like annoyance and murder at first sight.

[kensrollerblades]

New Stills from Scream VI

[gaymurdersalad]

Hey Jack! I think Dave is.. looking for you. You should probably check on him-

>Looking for me?

>The bastard practically wanted me dead on Monday when I refused his little kid-killing scheme. Straight up left the restaurant and didn’t show his face again, he was so mad.

>Why in the hell would he suddenly be looking for me?

>Even if he was, I wouldn’t know the first place to fucking—

>Mmmmyyy body lies overrr the ocean, my boooody lies over the seaaaaa—

>I’mmm no gooood at astraaaaal projectionnnn, so brrriiiing back my bodddyyyyy to meeeee!

>Oh, holy fuck, I’vvvve nevvvver felt ssssooooooo… Un-Coporeal. Wuwuuuuugghh, what issss… Within it me is outside o’ me… And whaasss inside of mmmmeeeee is SOOOOOOOO much LSD.

>Hooooow’d I even ennnndup here? What the hell did you get yourself int’, you big clown? I’m not surrrre, I just woke up out hereeee, again… What would Henry think? Who cares! He hates mmmmeeee!! He pushed me aside he did, he did! How’d he do that, then? He says “Get ouuuuutta here, you purple menace you, and leave me the hell alone for as long as your pitiful life stays clinging to this wretched Earth!” Why’d he say such a thing? I duunnoooooo! Was it something you did? You’re always getting yourself into trouble, you. Please leaaaave me alone, leave me to rot here, you… Yew… Schtewpid bastard, you caaaan’t stop bothering me, both you AND him…

>I’ve never done nothing to warrant this! I’m yer friend, Davey! Yer nothin’ but some bassard keepin’ me angry, you rotten fuck you, I wish you’d both fuck off hand ‘n hand and go… Go stuff yourselves in a waterlogged springlock suit, fuck you!

>A VISSSSITOR. Who— Who arrives?!

>… Dave?

>Sportsy! Old Jack! Whateerrr yoooouuu doin’ here?! You smell different. Yer wearin’ that coat!

>… Jesus Christ, dude. I’ve never seen you this bad.

>Aannnnnd I’ve never seen yew so good lookin’, handsome.

>Alright… Let’s… Let’s get you up, it’s freezing out here, man.

>Ohhhh, yer sooooo warm, Sportsy… I juuuusssss wanna crawl inside yer skinnn and wear ya as a jacket… Heh! Jack-et!

>… Thank… You…? I’m going to ignore you for a bit, is that alright dude?

>Yew can do whateeeeeever yew want, cowboy, I juss love ya soooo much…

>We’re gonna go back to my place, okay buddy? Get you under some covers and make sure you don’t accidentally… Hurt yourself. Let you sit the rest of this out someplace comfortable.

>Yer… Yer takin’ care of me, baby?

>Only ‘cause I know you won’t remember it.

>Yer… Yer sucha nice boy, sucha sweet sweet tangerine, you…

>Y’know, I wus… I’ve been… feeling preeeety rancid lately, Sportsy. Henry… Kicked me to the curb again, said I don’t wantcha here, and I wus… wanted… spend time with ya, Sportsy, like old times, I wanted t’… I missed… yew. ‘Nd yer dumb stupid clementine face, that schtewpid beard— If… If Henry don’t want me, then I know… I wus always thinking, I thought— Sportsy’s there! There’ll alllllways be Sportsy! B— Because there ain’t Sportsy, it’s just me, and just me makes me wanna die. I don’t wanna die. I don’t wanna die when yer holdin’ me.

>I’m… It’s pretty fuckin’ radical… that yew still care. Still the… same rotten orange I knew and loved.

>…

>… I…

>I still care. It’s okay.

>It is?

>It’s okay.

>… Let’s… Get you home. Try and relax, we’re only a block away from my car. You can sleep when we’re on the road.

>Gnnaaaaarly… Road trip with Old Sport!

>Yeah, man, sure. Gnarly.

[curvykittyyssmutfics]

Cursed Lips Sink Ships

A/N: Nothin special.. Just out fave cursed speaker takin things a bit too far..

Toge didn't mean to. He swear on all that he honors the word just slipped from his lips. If any ones to blame it should be you. Two of you in a empty class room, supposed to be practicing a few techniques. That went out the window when you tripped, grabbing onto Toge's arm and taking him down with you.

He absolutely cannot recall how it ended up with you shamelessly writhing in his lap nude. One hand sloshing around inside your hungry lil puss while the other kneads your tit, deep blue manicured fingers massaging the soft flesh roughly as you moan out to him.

"Tooogeee! You see it? Don't look away, pussy's so wet for you. She likes you so much, huh? Know you like it too. Dont think I can't feel how h-hard your dick is. Bet it's as pretty as you are.. Mmmm.. Keep watching."

So he stares at you through the wide, long mirror adorning the thin wall. The sight and nasty filth spewing from your alluring lips makes his dick twitch and leak in his black slacks. Bad enough they're fucking drenched from the mess spillin outta you and he doesn't have a second pair with him.

"Doing so gooood, Toge. Listen like such a good boy. Ahhh.. Got me so close, gonna cum on my fingers so hard."

Fuck, he wants to see that. NEEDS to see it like he needs air. Toge just hopes he can hold his nut before then. It doesn't help that your ass repeatedly grinds slow circles on his cock. Doesn't help at all that you smell so good: like fresh fruit and blossoms and he doesn't know why that's so arousing.

"Ohfuckohfuck! Never felt this good before. Cause of you, Toge. All cause of youuu!"

Now he has to close his eyes for a moment, can't take the way your head leans back on his shoulder as you stare up at him in a daze. Body so soft, curves on display as you press against him sensually.

He doesn't understand how you think he can endure this. Just the sounds of your loud sloppy finger fuck is finna make him abandon this lil charade. He's bout to have the whole school hear the wails he can draw from your glossy lined lips.

"Open your eyes, Toge. Mmmfuck- gotta keep your pretty eyes on me, member? Eyes on me and n-no touchin. Then maybe I let you get a taste.."

Toge gulps, eyes opening as he squirms into the hard floor. His nails dig sharply into his thighs, hoping that's enough to keep from pinning you down and stuffing his face into your puffy brown folds.

"Ohhhh! Toge! Toge, I'm so close! You ready? Huh, baby? Ahhhfuh- wanna see me cum?"

Its cute how quick he nods for you, gaze so desperate as he stares in-between your legs through the reflection. So fuckin thirsty for it as you lose control in his arms, goosebumps covering his skin when your fingers rub neat little circles on your clit.

"Almost theeeere-"

'Come on, sweetheart.' Toge thinks. 'Cum for me. Lemme have it, y/n. Cum, cum, cum-.'

"Cum."

He doesn't mean to, the word spilling from his lips before he can stop. Cursed energy flowing out with it, compelling you to obey forcefully. The orgasm is so fuckin ferocious, forces your pitiful lil puss to contract around your fingers powerfully. It doesnt matter that you rip both hands from your overstimulated frame, still cumming like you got direct pressure on your throbbing lil button.

"P-plee-easse To! S-stooop! STOP!"

The amount of liquid that comes outta you is insane, bathing Toge's lower half as you drain your pussy on his clothed cock. You buck so widly in his lap, he has to grip your spasming body tight. Just cant take his eye's of your reflection, watching when you reach back to grip the hair at his nape to anchor yourself.

"Togeeee!"

Toge's so sorry, so so fuckin sorry. Can't believe he got caught slippin like this. He doesn't know how to help you more than covering up your hysterical shrieks with his palm as he cradles your body to his. Feels like Satan himself when he has to tense his gut to not buss at the scene before him.

"Salmon.. Salmon.." He whispers soothingly at your ear, apologizing over and over.

You cum for a full minute, the longest 60 seconds of your fucking life. Can't breath or see pass the tunnel vision as your sweaty frame goes limp in Toge's arm. Don't feel him shakin your body frantically and tappin at your warm cheek as he tries to wake you. You're completely outta it when Saturo clears his throat, knockin sharply outside the classroom door.

"Is everyone- uh.. Everything okay in there?"

[redr0sewrites]

Pretty Boy (Sampo x Reader smut)

yall dont understand my feral urge to dom this man he is so fine i swear im normal but ohhhh myyyyy gooood

🥀CW: SMUT! this is filthy ngl i really want to peg him its not fair hes fictional. marking, hickeys and biting, rough rough sex, reader is sorta mean, dirty talk, sexy sampo

Sampo squirmed beneath you, your hands gripping tight enough on his hips to leave a generous bruise.

"please... please just put it in!" you had sampo bent over your desk, his hands scratching at the wood as he trembled. you were pressing so, so close to his entrance yet you were so, so far.

"do you really think you deserve it? you really think you deserve my cock after teasing me all day, even while i was working?" it was true, everyone knew sampo had a tendency to be irritating however he had been getting on your last nerve. all day he had been whispering the filthiest things in your ear, subtly brushing his hands in places that made you shiver, whimpering or moaning softly as you passed by only to pretend as if nothing happened.

"answer me doll, you know i dont like waiting," you say, yanking his hair back sharply to see his face. his expression was truly pathetic, eyes filled with tears and cheeks flushed a delicious red.

"i promise i'll be good, please, please i need you" his pathetic begging and whimpering only made you more aroused, and you decided to indulge him. you sunk your teeth into his neck, leaving a harsh bruise. you contine to mark him until you find a spot that makes his breath hitch. focusing in on that one area, you thrust into him fully and suddenly, and a shocked gasp which melted into a choked moan left his mouth. he leaned forward, his whole body was shaking in time with your thrusts. you wrapped a hand around to rest it on his lower abdomen, you could feel his muscles clenching and unclenching as you pounded into him harder.

"look at you, panting like a bitch in heat. where'd all that confidence go? did the little slut just need to get his hole fucked? your really so desperate for me, such a pretty little whore."

he let out a soft sob of pleasure, and you continued your assault on his neck, until he was whimpering and keening at the scrape of your teeth. his noises began to grow louder and louder, and you wrapped your hand around his hard dick. precum was already spilling from the tip, and he bucked his hips needily.

"im close, aah~ im close please, please let me cum" his pleas came out in between pants and moans, and you could feel his cock pulsing in your hand. you pushed him down further against the desk, fucking into him at a new position that allowed you to go deeper, hitting that special spot inside him.

"o-ohh please please, its so good please im gonna- im gonna cum aah~"

"dont you dare come until i tell you too," you say roughly, delivering a soft slap to his ass as he whimpers. you continue to thrust into him and you can feel his body begging for release. his cock is throbbing and his shoulder shake with every thrust of your hips. hes growing louder and louder, and his moans only spurred you on.

"go on, doll. release for me, dont you want to be good?" sampo nodded feverishly, bucking his hips harder against you. a few more harsh thrusts and he came suddenly, spurts of his cum covering the front of your desk. you gently sat him down in your leather chair that had previously been pushed aside, and admired your work. his hips were bruising in the delicious shape of your handprints, and his back was littered with hickeys and scratches from pushing him into the desk.

suddenly, you pushed him against the back of the chair, and his eyes widened as you wrap your hand around his cock. he was still coated in his own arousal, and you felt him begin to harden again in your hand.

"wha- what are you-"

"aw, you didn't seriously think i was done with you pretty boy, hmm?"

AUUUGH HES SO FIIINEEEE UHRHDHDBSH I AM NEW TO HONKAI BUT OHHHHH MYTYYTY GAAAAAUUUFUDDBKSNSJNDJDND I HOPE YALL ENJOYED THIS FILTH

[missamyrisa2]

Reading through your blog always makes me feel so needy, not gonna lie… I often imagine myself in those beautifully written scenarios!~

Could… Could you tickle my belly? And then down there too? 🥺 M-My pearl is all yours, ma’am… Please be gentle…

Awwww that's sooo perfectttt~~~ such an adorable wanttttyy thingg huh? Your little pearlyyyy wants attention? Oooh you naughty naughty gigglebuggg~ you know I'm gonna make you bloooom~ you're gonna be wanting it sooo bad and yetttt I'm gonna make you talk about we're gonna have such a fun girly conversation as I back you up waving my feather and scrunching my wiggly fingers at youuuu~ don't try to hide itttt ~ oohh would you look at thatttt you're lifting your shirt for meee did you realize ittt?

You can't help it can ya~ you just love your tickles sooo much~ yes I know you were busy with work but darlingggg that's boring ~ you need to pay attention to me and what I'm doing to your body~ oh it's fineee you can collapse like that all cutely against the couch~ I'll just snuggle up to youuuu like sooo ~ it's funny because someone might think you're the dominant one the way I'm cuddling around you and resting my lips at your neck ~ butttt you're gonna be teased to bitsss I promiseee~

Muuah muahhh kissiesss on your neck and colllar my cuteness~ get you niceee and overloaded blushyyyy so my fingers can squeeeze those sides and get some lovely squeaky gigglessss which is just gonna be perfect for my feather to lap up~ mmhmmm feather feather featherrrrrr~ you can squirm alll you like my feather isn't stopping you nonstop all day gigglerrrr~ you just don't quit huhhh? Look at all these giggliessss~ muuah muahhhh sooo many kissiesss for youuuu yesss let's get those gaspiesss let's raise your levels shall weee?

I know I knowwww I know exactlyyy what these tickles are doing to youuu ~ you're such a naughty wantttty thing aren't youuu? Sooo ticklish and sensitive and your button is just swelling up huhh? Gettting allll throbbbyyyy down there? Are you my throbby wobby? Yesss I know you want tickles right down there don't youuu~ but noooo tickle mama is gonna make you bloooom oh yes she issss yes she isss~

That's not giggly enoughhh~ you have to show my how much you wanttt it darling~ tell me~~ how often do you think about me tickling youuu? How much does it get your pearly all hot and bothered? Yeahhh? You tell me alll about itttt tell me how you want those tickles, how you just wanna beggggg for them and plead for me to make you into a completely melted gasping messsss~!!

Ah ahhhh~ nooope I know you wanna be naughty buttt let meee mhmmm just cooperate with me sweetheart ~ I'll just be taking theseee ~ nope your bottoms and your undies are no goood here ~There we goooo~ look at you with your girly pearl blooming like thattt mmmh let's just go down and inspect ~ tickle mama needs a loooksieee~

Awww does it tickle when I blow little puffs of air on your wanting button? Mmmm? Little invisible clouds fluffing on your throbbing royal button? Yeahhh you want kissies there tooo don't youuuu ~ sooo naughtyyyy ~ uh ohhhh uh oohh where's miss feather going? Where's she gonna goooo? Ooohhhh uh uohh~!! Right on your button oh noooooo!! uh huhhh how's that feel? Feather ticklesss riiiight down your pearllll and side to side and over and overrr and yeahhh tickle tickle tickle!! Don't worry darling darling darling I see your belly bouncing toooo we'll just put this lil finger riiight in your navel and keep your tummy company while miss feather paints up your pearl~!

Mmmh? You gonna? Yeahhh? Gonna gigglecum for me? Maybe the feather can do ittt can the feather do ittt? I think you like when you get tickled like this don't youuu~ awww does it feel gooood? Just the feather tippp tracing your button and my fingers spidering your tummy tum? How aboutttt my feather tracing your bellybutton and my finger liiiiightly tickling your wanting button?~ don't worry I'll be gentle gentle~ but I'm gonna getchaaa oooh yesss I'm gonna gitchie gitchie gooooo youuu~ just my lightest featherlight strokey stroke on your girly button and feather tickles all around your bouncy bellyyy~

and nooooww~ oh yesss ~ you're sooo in for ittt~ because now it's time for plussssh soft kissiessss ever soooo light riiight on your button~!! and don't you worry~ my thumbs will rub your sides and tummy all the way through and we're not stopping until we get that giggly girlygasssm~!!

[thedevilshardy]

What happened in the movie

v s

What my dirty mind thought

This is stupid. I know. Is it just me?

Ronny Kray

Sucks a cigarre.

Mind: ohhhh you suck that clit so well you crazy boy

Leo Demidov

Whatever he does?

Mind: gooood still smells my pussy on his fingers, thirsty boy

Freddie Jackson

Smokes.

Mind: you like how I suck your dick?

Reggie Kray

Watches his brother dance and not giving a fuck.

Mind: now he's gonna punish me, I was a very bad girl

Alfie Solomons

Checks very expensive stuff.

Mind: praise that pussy, watch it going wet for you

[shedrinkslemonadeidrinklipton]

I haven’t smoked a cigarette in 4 months

I haven’t vaped in a month

So when I start again it’s gonna be sooooooooooo gooood ohhhh shitttttt

[scented-morker]

CARA 😭😭😭 IS 😭😭😭 GRADUATING 😭😭😭 SOON 😭😭😭 cara is getting older 😞 frfr praying cause god is such a hater and praying for our downfall 😞 OHHHH we had a flood yesterday 💀 so now some people have no power and their cars are like dead

AWEEEE THAT SOUNDS NICEIEIE cara medal champ 💪 my christmas was gooood we celebrated on the 26th instead though I GOT NEW BOOKS 🤩🤩 and some kirby stuff 🫶🏻🫶🏻

IK IM SO OLD 😭😭 and omfg what that’s awful 😭😭 happy new year he’s a flood I hate that… and AHHHH I LOVE BOOKS!!!! Which ones did you get? I had icebreaker and from lukov with love on my Christmas list, but I think I’m just gonna go buy them myself 🤭

[here4theheartbreak]

Ohhhh, I'm so jealous you could go to a cup sleeve event! The closest one to me is almost 4 hours away. 😂 It's amazing that there was so many people! Ahhh, our Ateez are famous~! ✨

The lack of Korean fans blows my mind every single time I think about it. They have been so beloved globally from day one (and even before day one) but they still don't have that in their own country. It's insane! I'm glad they've embraced the 'global idol' title though. Everytime i hear it in an interview intro I'm like 'at least Korea knows they're truly loved elsewhere'. But the way they do sooooo much for K-tiny and still can't get the traction. It's crazy. No one is doing more.

Guerilla is such a good MV! What a great introduction! And it sounds so cool~ I really love that their songs span genres. I feel like there must be four or five different styles in Halazia alone. (Also, I agree. I'm typically not into summery, softer songs or slower ballads. But I actively listen to all of Ateez's songs. In fact, some of my consistent faves fit right into this category!)

Their story/lore is incredible. Sometimes I feel like I understand everything less than most of the members (😂) but I'm alllll about it! It's so cool that they have this one arc. That it's been the same story this whole time. Truly amazing. Concept kings. I'm gonna need a film one day. It's all so cinematic and intriguing.

Ateez, Stray Kids, and Taemin is an AMAZING (and very tempting) line up. But you should definitely hold out. Because then you get to see Ateez for 3 hours and that's 🥰🥺. And you know they actually know what a 'world tours' is. So, it's just a waiting game!

I saw them in London. It's always London for me!

Yessss, I did see the stats! They're grown so much, even in six months. And the first day sales looked amazing! I've been streaming on Spotify and having a great old time. Really, Atiny have done so well. Especially with buying passes for Korean platforms. It was so cute when Wave was number one because everyone was practicing. 🥺

I hope voting goes well and they win most of the music show awards they'll be up for. I want them to see that their efforts pay off at home!

Haha I don't know what questions you'd even ask me really. Best livestream where they were all decending into madness? The best Seonghwa third wheeling Woosan vlive? The closest Hongjoong came to just being DONE with looking after the 99s? 😂😂 Yessss, I'm always ready to chat Ateez tbh. They're the only group I've kept up with the whole time. 🧡

Have you watched their Treasure Film series/show on YouTube yet? I was rewatching it the other day and I forgot how much I love it! So gooood! And funny! 😂

Ah this took ages to answer lol - sorry; I was rearranging my room this weekend 🙃 and my app never notifies me of asks.

Anyways, yeah the cupsleeve was so nice. I'm lucky to live on one side of a pair of decently sized cities with a diverse population here, so we get a handful of nice events (one of the local gay bars hosts a kpop night monthly, for example).

I've been to a cupsleeve for Taemin, Stray Kids, and then I helped my friend host one for OnlyOneOf - they were all really fun but did not even begin to prepare me for the intensity of the Ateez one. I was baffled; the Skz one was held at the same location and it was a graveyard by comparison. I didn't take many pictures bc I was caught up chatting and there was no way to take them without a ton of people in the photo lol - but these are the few from the event;

I agree with you, regarding the global idol title; I think it's really well deserved and is serving them well. They really deserve more notice in KR though; it sucks that they get overlooked just bc of not being a Big 4; if anything people should pay more attention since those are the hidden gems, you know?

Bouncy has a kpop sort of vibe to it though, moreso than some of the other title tracks of theirs I've heard, so hopefully folks pay a little more attention this time around. I heard they got their first win for Bouncy this morning though! So that's something positive.

Halazia was unbelievable; I was impressed when I heard it and even moreso when I saw the m/v. I finally sat down and listened to their entire discography this weekend while doing cleaning and realized I genuinely can't find a skip song with them for the most part. 😭

Also yes!! 100% on a movie - this would make an amazing full length film or hell, even a miniseries; it's such a complex and well written storyline. I'm mad I didn't pick up the diary version of Outlaw bc I need to know what happens next. (I have all 3 versions coming but they won't be here for a while bc they're being sent with my albums from SHINee's comeback at the end of June; I could only afford one of their albums from the store here bc they were so much more expensive than they are in the KR shop I use. >.<)

Seeing the way atiny treat the group and each other and work together is so heartwarming. It's interesting, to have it be largely on the international fans' shoulders to push them to the spotlight in both the wider world and KR; but the teamwork is super fun to see. I haven't been this actively involved in a kpop fandom since I quit doing it for my og group (just stuck mostly to the sidelines, reblogging pretty pictures, etc for my other groups) - but I'm enjoying it so much more so far; I don't feel the same kind of guilty pressure that I've felt elsewhere.

They have so much content too holy - I've been trying to catch up and I feel like I haven't even scraped the surface yet lol - Every time I think I've managed to finish one section I realize there's x or y other things I missed lol. I did not even know the Treasure Film series existed until you mentioned it 😂 - but it looks like M2 did it; I love the games/variety type shows that company has done, so I'm eager to watch it! Thank you for mentioning it!

Rn I'm working my way through Wanteez between the new stuff for these promotions; these guys have done so many variety series jfc lol.

Also Woosan. Bless those two. They are so dumb. I love them so much. I would like to point out, that I did not want them. I specifically pointed out San to my friend when we watched Guerrilla and said "anyone but that one". (He startled me by resembling someone in an unsettling way when I first glanced at him and I didn't like it lol - he doesn't resemble said person now that I recognize them all tho thankfully).

But I apparently had no say in him, since he was the one that kept sticking out in everything and his personality is exactly what I gravitate to in a bias (the big oaf with a loud mouth and a heart of gold, always a little confused but he's got the spirit, scary duality) -- normally I do find a second bias within a few months that vibes with my first, but I didn't even get a say in that since not only did San tell me 'no, I'm right here and you're going to pay attention to me', he did it while dragging that scrappy little devil along by the hand V_V I couldn't just adopt him without Woo. (I was quite disgruntled about that one too - I don't bias visuals or dancers dammit - I have avoided them in most of my groups so far.

Plus! Where's my rapper bias??? I thought I'd add HJ as my second but nope, instead I get the 'friends as far as the altar' Tom and Jerry pair and 6 bias wreckers since none of them can stay in their damn lane for more than a few minutes at a time. 😂 (My friend said that'd happen tho so I can't say I wasn't warned).

(Do you have a bias btw? A favorite mv or performance I (likely) may have missed?)

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

WAIT TWO EPISODES LEFT???!?!!?

HOW IS THAT RIGHT?? THAT CAN'T BE POSSIBLE

Okay we'll think about that in a second lol

Oh dang oof o.o

It's literally on fire 😬

Ope dang why is that scar so big and like idk weird looking xd xD

O.O NEVERMIND THERE'S MY ANSWER

UHHHH WHAT THE HECK??!?

Uh ohh some girl 😬😬

OH NO this ain't gonna be good :(( yeah Grace is right-

CORIQBXUFSNLP GRAAACE???!!?!!!?

NAH GRACE NOT HER Y'ALL AIN'T DOING THIS TO ME

I mean I'm sure she'll be fine but still my girl don't deserve this 😭 xD

UHH OHHHH

O.O 😬😬😬😬

OHHH NO OH NO OH NO O.O 😳😬😬😭😭

THISSSS AIN'T GOOD THIS AIN'T GOOD THIS AIN'T GOOOOD

O.O

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Oh gosh xdd

Btw we don't talk about how I'm an hour behind lol

Typing this right around 9 XD

3 minutes after now but I would've been ending here around 9 if my wifi hadn't been struggling for a minute lol

Also ohh it's probably two episodes until the finale lol

I thought of that after a minute (like around the end of the promo lol when I first saw it actually at the end of the show instead of an hour later lol) and now after another minute I think it probably is xD

I had a second to check the episode count and stuff lol (not how many there are, though I couldn't remember that off the top of my head for a minute during all this xD, but what number we're on lol)

But DANG o.o

I live in fear :'))

That was the last of my last thoughts! Now it's time for the. . .

REVIEW

I loooved this episode!! I thought it was great :D. It had the DRAMA o.o but also some really hilarious moments XDD. And AAHHH not only tarlos (and Nanteo!!) crumbs but talk of the WEDDING TOOO :DD!! I mean I know it is in most episodes but still xD. Loved the multiple references by Gabriel 🥰🥰, plus talking about Lou 2 by Owen LOL. Not technically wedding talk but eh you know talk about them xD. Anyway! I am also SO GLAD everything worked out with Tommy :D. And I'm happy we got to see everyone 🥰🥰. Also, I'm scared for next episode o.o. Now that time I saw of someone mentioning that Grace and Carlos were gonna be working together again soon makes sense xDD o.o. I figure that's what it's gonna be, now that I remember I saw that mentioned lol. But! I'll talk more about that in a second :). Back to this episode, it was silly at points (even within the drama, like the little mystery music when Paul was laying it all out at the end xD) but still made the drama work, and it was just great :DD.

Now it's time for the individual parts!

Marjan, Nancy, and Mateo! Putting them together just because they're our besties and we didn't see them too much this episode :)). And pretty much whenever we did they were with each other xDD. Anyway lol! They were great this episode :DD. I'm sure they were all great at their jobs lol. We didn't actually see it xD. But yeah! They're all amazing :DD. I love each of them 🥰🥰🥰❤️.

TK and Carlos! The beginning was amazing XDD. But :OO Carlos how could you? XDD. I don't think I'm as betrayed as TK though LOL. Anyway, they were great this episode xD 🥰. And AAHHHH we got so many little cute moments of them this episode :D, I loved them all 🥰🥰. My boys :)). I love them 🥰🥰❤️❤️. And I'm sure they were both great at their jobs :D lol. About next episode though! Even though I don't like knowing too much about the episode beforehand, I couldn't resist reading the next episode's synopsis lol xD. I saw it right there when I was checking what episode we were on AND I had to lol. But :OO!! TK's uncle coming to visit!! He gets to meet him :DD!! AAHHHH I'm so glad he does 🥰🥰. And he comes with dramatic news o.o. Now for the interesting piece of information that Robert (that's his face right? Owen's brother lol) is sharing, I wasn't sure at first! Had no clue for a minute lol. But then I thought, maybe he has donor kids? Like, he donated sperm? Or Owen's dad :o? One of the two, I think. I mena if it is that lol. Becuase it would affect the family, if like those people wanted to reach out or whatever, but also it matches the episode title :OO! Right?? See that's what really cinched it for me lol. So yeah, I think that's definitely a possibility :))! I said cinched but I'm not actually sure, I just think there's a pretty good chance :)! And I mean, hey, it would be interesting! Anyway, I am really glad they get to meet :D. And that we get to see them meet, lol xD. Anyway! There was an interesting tidbit about Carlos next episode too :D. AAAHHHHHH WE GET HIM WORKING WITH GRACE AGAIN!!! YAYYY :DDD!! I'm so excited for that 🥰🥰. I mean, not the organ trafficking ring ರ⁠_⁠ರ, and the drama that looks like it'll come with it (more on that in Grace's section), but for the storyline :D. Anyway! I'm excited :)). But back to this episode lol: I loved them, they were great :)).

Grace and Judd! They were great this episode :DD. Them wanting the tea from Tommy was so funny XDD. And though we didn't see much of Judd this episode, he was still amazing :)). I'm sure he as great at his job. I love him 🥰🥰. Now for Grace; girl could not mind her own business lol. Nah, I'm just kidding XD, but I'm glad they did get all that sorted out. And honestly for to not want to hear people talk about your friend that way :')). My besties <333. As in, my babeys who are besties, basically lol. Basically that's what I mean, anyway. But yeah, she was great <33. And I'm sure sh was amazing at her job too :). I love her 🥰🥰. Now, for next episode o.o! I already spoke on it a bit, but I'm a bit tense for that one 😬. I didn't think of it being a possibility that she has having andidnk with the guy on purpose till I saw a comment on the promo that said she said the cheating type and was probably bait. I just figured she ran into him (not literally). But I do think she's probably bait. It makes sense! Still, in fear for my girl 😭😭💔❤️. I'm excited to see her and Carlos working together again!! Anyway, yeah, she was great this episode (both she and Judd were) :)). I'm glad everything worked out 🥰.

These next few will probably be shorter because a) I'm tired, b) most of the stuff from these past two paragraphs was because of theories for the next episode, and the people left weren't listed lol. Also, I'm not caring about the usual review order - no matter how tired I am, I'm posting this tonight xD. Basically I just mean I'm finishing this now even though I'm tired - I wanted to do a review without saving it as a draft, and having it at the back of my mind all week, so I am xD. Anyway lol!

Tommy! YESS GIRL SLAYYYY :DDDD!!! I'm so glad she and Trevor are okay :DD, and I'm so glad she stood up for herself >:DD 🥰!!! WHOOO 🥰🥳🥳🥰!! She did so great, it was awesome :)). Just- honestly just go off bestie, lol xD. The breakup was sad though 😭😭😭💔. I was hoping it wouldn't last, and I'm glad it didn't :')). They're sweet and they both deserve to be happy <333. Anyway :)). I'm sure she was great at her job this episode 🥰. I love her :'DDD ❤️❤️❤️.

Paul! My guyyyy :DDD. YESSS!!! He slayed so hard 🥰🥰. I'm so proud of him :D. From the little bit at the beginning (that I'm surprised wasn't brought back up lol, like at the hang, but in my mind definitely happens off screen before what we saw lol) - Carlos how could you by the way >:'O lol - to the main plot and case of the episode :D. He slays so hard 🥰🥰. I'm really glad he managed to solve it, to :D. Like, the whole situation wise lol - it needed solving xD. And clearly the police were already leaning one way. Even if that doesn't matter, it would've taken much longer. So yeah, I'm really proud of Paul 🥰🥰. He's just so cool :DD xD. Related but not the reason I'm proud lol. Anyway! I'm sure he was great at his job this episode 🥰. His actual job, not the one we saw, though he was clearly amazing at that :)) 🥰. And I mean, it kinda is his job xD. It's a psrt of it, anyway lol, sometimes. But yeah! I love him <3333 🥰.

Owen! I'm glad Kendra's innocent :D. I wasn't sure, but I didn't think they'd have ANOTHER crazy lady lol. You just never know though xD. But I am glad she's not :)). I felt awful for her though 😭💔. Poor girl's going through it <33. Especially with trying to DIE at the end too xdd. Not literally trying, by the way lol. I've mostly stopped feeling bad for he husband though xD. Bro was trying to kill her, karma lol. But yeah, I'm glad everything turned out okay and no one was a murderer :)). Well I mean, even the husband wasn't, but I mean none of them were to blame xD. And there wasn't another one running around lol. I'm also glad both Owen and Kendra survive xD. We love to see TK worrying about his dad though :)) 🥰🥰. I'm also glad everything worked out between Owen and Gabriel :D! That would've been one awkward wedding if not 😅 XD. Though, forgetting it was so soon, I did figure they'd resolve it by then. Or thought they probably would lol. But hey, I'm extra happy it was this episode :)). Not exactly the team up we expected for them xD, maybe even not the one we wanted lol, but it was still great nonetheless :)). And I'm glad he apologized, but Gabriel wasn't TOO out of line lol - he did share confidential information with Owen that he then blabbed to the number one suspect, even if it was for the greater good. I mean, he's not it before and it NOT end up well lol (Sadie, and even though it was fake, Billy in 2x12). But! Still, I'm glad theyre okay again :)). They are gonna make great consuegros 🥰🥰 lol. Also I find it funny that neither Owen nor TK knew what it meant lol. Idk, it's just a little parallel lol. Anyway! I'm sure Owen was great at his job this episode :). Though I don't know if he was actually on shift once today xD. Eh, anyway lol. I'm glad everything's good 🥰🥰. I love him :D ❤️❤️ <3.

Overall, I really enjoyed this episode! I thought it was great :DD. I really liked the two main plots, and the little side bits were fun too :)). I think the drama and humor balanced really well! Especially because somehow the murder investigation plot was a lot more severe/dire, and the other one would appear to be more a funny storyline, but it had its own drama and they still someone went along well with each other xD. It did provide a bit of a lighter side, balancing the episode, but it definitely still had its drama lol! Anyway, I feel like next episode will be a bit more drama 😬. Well, maybe not more, and maybe not less jokes, but less of a closer to comedic relief plotline. Tommy's wasn't of course, but it was deifnitley lighter, and the bits with Grace especially were on the funnier side lol. I think the Grace and Carlos storyline will be the more serious one (with laugh moments still), but I think it'll be a bit more dramatic all around. I'm struggling a bit to explain, but yeah xD. It just feels like it'll have a bit of andifferent tone from this one, even though Tommy's eas definitely dramatic and had a good amount of serious moments. Maybe it just because we're drawing closer to the end of the season ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌. Like they said, two episodes left - it just makes it feel like it's gonna be more intense XD. But again, two episodes left until the finale lol. Anyway, that took a while to explain, but yeah XD. Plus we'll have calls, or at least the one, so it'll be different in that way. And that call looks wild, by the way o.o. Anyway, yeah, I'm definitely really excited :DD. But I'm scared and way nervous too 😳😬 o.o. Which I think is fair lol. I'm sure everything will turn out okay though 🥰. But back to this episode, I thought it was really great :). I think it worked really well :D. And I'm glad Paul got a moment (a full episode :D) to shine 🥰🥰. Also, I'm happy we got to see everybody 🥰. Even if only a bit, for some people :).

So yeah! I loved this episode, I thought it was really great. I'm nervous for the next one! This has been my review of. . .

9-1-1: Lone Star, Season 4, Episode 14: Tongues Out

It was great! I'm super excited for the next episode, but I'm pretty scared too. I'll be back next week with my review of. . .

9-1-1: Lone Star, Season 4, Episode 15: Donors

See you next week!

[inkykeiji]

Ummm...Hi! I have been following your work for quite a while and I need to show you (and your followers) this character. I feel like you are gonna love him. (Also he needs more content for me to consume. No pressure on you though. I just want more people to see him.)

https://youtu.be/Ddm1keSmw_c?si=3FtD7yhWw3O-MU_D

Hope link works.

(If your not comfortable in anyway please ignore)

link! <3

oHHHH my gosh anon nooooo why why why would you show me this mannnnn >.< he’s so hot!!!!! at first i was like huh, interesting, he’s just a head,,,, and them bAM u got me. u got me gooood (*ﾉωﾉ) it is a blessing and a curse, how well you all know me, i swear to god. aNYWAY yes he is vvv handsome,, also does he actually have sukuna’s fucking voice actor i might jump out the window oh my gOD

aw hehe you’re so sweet <33 thank you for sharing him with us all!! i’m gonna do a little more research into the anime itself but if i begin watching/reading you guys will be the very first to know!! <3

[kitchendub]

Russell gets edged to oblivion

He was used to this. He was used to the way you touched him. The worst part was he never knew if you were going to let him cum. But it was his birthday, and no one would be cruel enough to not let him cum on his birthday, right? Right?

You were used to this too. You were used to the way you touched him, and how to realize when he was almost there. He’d tense and shake like a boat on stormy waters, and he’d moan and whine more, too. He’d announce it, sometimes, but not now. He was expecting a simple one and done. He started whining and moaning and twitching and he didn’t even realize you lift your hand. Once he did, he sputtered “Wh-it’s my birthdaaaay!”

“Russell,” you started. You loved the way he melted when you said his name. “You want me to make you cum, yes?” He nodded. “Then maybe stop whining.”

“B-but it’s-“

“Hey.” You snapped. “Just be patient, honey. Else I won’t make you cum at all.”

“Okay…”

You lowered your hand, got him almost there, stopped. Each time he moaned a little more. He was so cute.

“Mmmm~” The look on his face told you he was too scared to say anything, but it was his birthday! How could you do this to him on his birthday?

“You’re a pretty thing,” you sighed, stroking him, “mm, fuck-“, hands off. His stomach heaved up and down. You loved seeing him come apart, at your hand. “Good boy,” once more, past your usual limit. “Hold it.”

“Oh my god, ohhh my god, fuck-fuck, fuck~” And off. “Hnngh….haa, fuck~”

“How’s that, birthday boy?” Maybe a little too fast back down.

“Ohh, I-yeah, yeah, that’s good. I love you. Oh~”

“I love you too, baby. Hold it in.”

“I’m-really close, I’m too close, please-“ Off. “Pleeeease…I’m so fucking hard, wow..”

“That grip on reality is far too good for me to let you cum. Come on, baby, it’s alright. Just turn your mind off.” You could tell he was halfway there already.

“I’m so…I wanna cum so bad, fuck…”

“I know, baby. You’re so cute like this, though.”

You hadn’t even touched him for a minute and he was going crazy. “So bad..so bad…ahh, ahhh~” Back at it. “No, haah, please, I’m gonna-oh, oh, I’m so-“

“Not yet, baby, not yet.” He was a whining mess. “No not yet, darling, not” Off. “yet.”

“Oh my god.” He gulped. “Oh my god. Holy fuck,” and then more. “Ah, fffff-“

“Be a good boy, come on. Not yet, honey, no. No, baby.” Off.

He was already almost screaming. “Fuck!” His baseline was shaking now. 

“Oh, you’re alright, baby boy, you’re doing so good. So so good for me, you’re alright.”

You reached down for more. “N-No, it’s too much, I-“ Off, quicker than usual.

“You okay?”

“I really wanna cum…”

“Heeey,” you cooed. “It’ll be that much better once you do, huh?”

He smiled. “Oh…” He had calmed down a bit, but you brought him right back up instantly. 

“Good kitty, no, not yet. You’re being so good, baby-“

“I’m gonna cum…..’m sooo close, I’m-“

“Not yet.” Off. Almost too close.

“Please-please let me cum, I’ll do anything, I…please, please, ohhhh, aohhhhhh~” It was like you saw his brain turn off in front of your eyes. You knew this one would break him.

“Gooood boy,” you could hardly hear yourself over his loud moans. “You forget how to talk, honey?” He just kind of babbled at you. “Ohhh,” you teased. “Poor poor baby.” You could still tell when he was close though-off. He was drooling a little bit. You liked it. He hardly had the strength to shake anymore.

Once more, I think the neighbors heard that one, and off. “Such a good baby for me.” He looked completely ruined. It made you smile. You waited a minute, but you don’t think he noticed. Finally, “you ready to cum now, honey?” He still couldn’t really talk, but he nodded vigorously and whined expectantly. You couldn’t’ve touched him more than a second before he was gushing out hot cum, staining his nice shirt. The noises he made were indescribable, and it turned you on to high heaven.

“My goodness,” you watched as he just kind of kept on cumming. You thought for sure he would’ve passed out, but he was mumbling something. You couldn’t make out some of it, but you knew he was repeating “I love you…so much, I love you…” He was asleep before too long, and so were you.

[queermentaldisaster]

So without the missiles as a factor for Graves's betrayal, I've decided to not have Graves betray the Los Vaqueros (technically) but still betray 141. Ohhhh, this is gonna be gooood. I have a feeling a lot of y'all are gonna be upset at me because I'm leaving this chapter on the worst cliffhanger.

bro i am trying so hard to write but it's so harddddddd

[roughentumble]

oh god when i first played tw3 i had no idea about timeline for the series or how the books ended, but, but

is ciri in tw1 or 2? because. because if shes not

*choking on sobs* is that the first time she's seen geralt since he died??? is that her first time seeing her mom and dad since they died????? i im. ...... oh god im crying ohhhh my god thats her dad.... ohg my god.....

[ultrakart]

Seeing double

I’ve seen some out of context screenshots of this episode. VERY interested in what that’s all about...

-Ooooh so THIS is the episode where we get Marinette’s running outfit!

-A big step up from that instagram post from ages ago where she is on a run with Kagami and she’s just in her pajamas lol

-COSPLAY BUG COSPLAY BUG HELLO IVE BEEN VERY CURIOUS ABOUT U

-Shoutout to @overworkedunderwhelmed​ for dubbing this girl as Dopplebug lol

-Ohhh Marinette knows her!

-I was expecting them to be total strangers

-Of course cosplay girl just so happens to be a classmate

-Ruh roh, THIS conversation is gonna go over well

-Ohhhh so Marinette and Socqueline have known each other for like... years

-I HAVE to know the full backstory to this

-Is Socqueline also have Chinese? This shop

-Is this your family shop

-IS THAT A BANANA OUTFIT YOU CAN PUT ON ADRIEN

-IF I HAD ONE OF THESE RINGS I WOULD TOTALLY USE THAT EXCLUSIVELY

-Bruh the Jurassic Park lady from earlier is back

-Random animal dna go BRRRRRR

-So......... the alliance ring tracks literally your every move...

-Recording TWENTY FOUR SEVENNNNNNNNNN

-And Marinette had it on when transforming

-This gon be gooood

-Oh and we get to see a different section of Paris in this episode! Neat!

-CGI EMILIE AGRESTE????

-Noooooooooo wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ://///////

-OH OOP. Now that’s really clever of Gabriel! Alerts for when someone with a ring moves around like a superhero

-It was Tomoe’s idea wasn’t it

-Gabriel you ain’t THAT slick lol

-Ooooh

-Her name is Socqueline Wang!

-That’s like... the third person named Wang in this show

-Wang Fu, Wang Cheng, and now Socqueline Wang

-ok?

-Lol using voyage to expedite shipping that akuma

-Darker Owl

-OK

-Yo Adrien still playing on his gamecube

-He even got a wavebird controller

-Lol Plagg really hates the alliance ring

-OH OOP DEFEATING THE AKUMA IS JUST A VISION ISNT IT

-I see that pink shoujo filter

-But whose fantasy is this

-WHOSE PERSPECTIVE ARE WE WATCHING

-Lol wedding scene

-Hang on lemme just hit the print screen button so hard that it breaks

HELLO. MIRACULOUS WORLD CHARACTERS MAKING A CAMEO IN THE MAIN SHOW. HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Like a couple weeks ago I was searching the #fei wu tag and I found a post marked as a spoiler and I was like wut??? She shows up in season 5?????

THIS must be the reason why!

So happy to see muh gurl show up in the main show. If even as a vision. Definitive proof that the specials ARE canon. 😊😊😊😊😊

Anyway let’s resume the episode shall we.

-Aaaaaaaaand they’ve woken up from the Matrix lol

-OH. CHAT NOIR. PISSED BEYOND ALL BELIEF

-BROOOOOOOO

-Ohhhh nooooooo even getting rid of the akuma no longer feels victorious

-Because they’ve made no progress. The kwamis are still missing

-OH OOP MARINETTE GOT A RING

-But she already knows how dangerous it is for that thing to track her every second of every day o_o

-POST END CARD SCENE?

-They are in DA NILE

That episode was a RIDE. Like?? I remember ages ago saying that it would be super cool to see some sort of Ladynoir shared dream where they both exist in the same dream world together and???? IT HAPPENED?????

And we have a CANON Marinette lookalike character. She’s cute! And she really just wants to be as helpful as possible but her way of helping is super dangerous. Girl I love your energy but plz be careful!!

Also also also also also also MIRACULOU WORLD. MAH GURL FEI MADE AN APPEARANCE (...not physically but anyway) IN THE MAIN SHOW.

This episode really did have everything a girl could ever ask for. Good stuff, good stuff.

Can’t wait for the rest of the season to obliterate me.