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akiranzee · 2 months ago

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Characters: Kokushibo, Akaza (separately)

Scenario: Reader is a very talented artist and one day gets the idea to draw on the torso of their demon lover. It's really simple motives, like Koi fish, a pond with some lilies, spider lilies or stuff like that. But readers draws it very well and also takes their time to create art on the body of their lover.

Please don't make anything suggestive. I'm more for a romantic/soft mood.

This went into my mind during class and I can't get rid of the idea. I mean just imagine him staring at you while you're completely focused on your brushstrokes on his abs, wanting it to look as perfect as possible.

I hope you like this request <3

🖌️ • ° ` — \\ “AN ART OF ROMANCE”

╰┈➤ PAIRINGS: kokushibo, akaza x artist!fem!y/n (separated)

╰┈➤ W/C: 0.9k+

╰┈➤ CONTAINS: fluff, nicknames, icing on body, painting on body, & kokushibo and akaza is 35 while reader is 32.

╰┈➤ A/N: HELPP this ain’t rlly the ideal fic but uh hope u like it..?😭👍 [y/i = your initial; y/nn = your nickname]

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★ • ° ` — KOKUSHIBO || 黒死牟:

“wow!! congratulations, y/n-san. you hit it off again!” your co-worker applauded you for your yet again wonderful piece.

“ah.. thank you, so much.” you said embarrassingly. if the you from ten years ago is right here, then surely, she would break down in tears.

“would you like to celebrate your award-winning piece? there’s a company dinner today, and i’m pretty sure everyone would want to see you!!” your co-worker giggled happily, but you could only scratch the back of your head,

“oh.. sorry. about that.. i can’t- i have to go somewhere today..” you glanced at the wall clock nearby, seeing that it’s almost already time.

perhaps your co-worker saw, “ohh, a date with your boyfriend.” she teased.

“wha- how did you know!?” you gasped quite out loud, but she just hushed and pushed you towards the exit, “because you always leave early whenever it’s the twenty-fifth!” and, she waved you off goodbye.

you sighed when you finally gathered your thoughts and walked towards evergreen gardens, a garden that’s known for it’s fresh, vivid green environment, along with a breeze that’s never so cold, and never so hot.

as you reached the entrance of the garden, you had easily spotted your boyfriend — long black-haired with a mixture of crimson tips guy that’s just awkwardly sitting there in a corner.

slowly, you walked towards him, trying to conceal the sounds of your footsteps, and, “boo!”

kokushibo flinched a little, which — obviously, made you break out in laughter.

he just glared at you and turned his back on you.

“ah.. haha! what were you thinking, hmm? so deep in thought?” you walked on the other side of the round table and placed your bag on top, finally resting your tired legs.

“ha ha. very funny.” he deadpanned.

you were still laughing, in which he wasn’t so happy about.

“...and, congratulations.” you tilted your head at what he said.

“...for your piece. it’s all over the internet.” now, this shocked you. this boyfriend of yours wasn’t so techy, barely knowing electronics and stuff, but for some reason — here he is, claiming to have seen your success on the internet!

“well... thank you. now where did you learn, hmm?”

“the site was already open when i opened your laptop.” oh, yeah, you left so early this morning that you forgot to turn off your laptop.

“oh, oops. i hope you know how to shut it down...?” you hoped he did.

“after reading the manual, yes.” you laughed again, while he was sipping from his water.

“wanna order?” he tried to divert the conversation. typical kokushibo, you thought.

“hmm.. it’s still 5PM, though..” but, your stomach growled that you thought everyone in the world had heard.

“let’s eat early so we can go home early. i... have plans.” he said those last three words like a secret, but you still heard it. clearly, even.

you smiled, “okay!”

~~~~~

the sun was already setting, the candles were lit, the breeze was becoming colder, but still not so cold.

your orders were served, with his juicy steak with a side of pasta, and yours with sushi — the best sushi in town, for the record.

“there is something in your chin.” you looked up, from your sushi you completely indulged in that you wished you could always eat forever.

“here.” kokushibo stood up and wiped the little rice on your chin, as you both grinned.

he was always a gentleman, one of his perks that made you fall for him.

“are you almost done eating?” kokushibo asked as he sat back down, you could see him wiping his mouth with a fresh, white napkin, and his empty plate that was once filled with good food.

“almost.” but it didn’t sound like ‘almost’, because of the sushi you had stock up in your mouth, which — in turn, just made kokushibo chuckle.

“have fun eating.” he inquired, leaning back on his chair, slinging his arm lazily on the armchair, while watching you.

it was vague — but he remembered when he took a trip to france due to a business meeting, he had bumped into you right at the center of the eiffel tower.

cliché, like those ones that you see in the movies. his world did not slow down, like those of the movies that they described, but his world did change.

he found out that you used to work at an art studio there, and — somehow knew when you would time out and time in, and in those times, he would walk past the studio just to see you.

it was truly as if his once monotonous life became brighter, for every mornings and afternoons that he had looked up to, you would never be absent.

even after his business meeting, he stayed — inquired for a vacation in france, until you left and realized that you were also from japan.

then, he continued his routine with you, until he had finally mustered up the courage and strike a conversation with you.

it seems, that his memory is still not so vague, after all.

“i am done.” you said, wiping your mouth clean with the soft, white napkin.

he smiled, for after he finished his reminiscence of you, you had immediately appeared in the present, the reality of his life, again.

“where do we go off to?” you asked, as you checked your bag and stood up, whilst kokushibo did the same thing, but stretched and flexed his muscles.

“home.” he said. that was only one word, but it immediately brought a smile to your face. after all, before you met, you did not call your home his home, and he did not call his home your home. but now, in that one word, you would think of going home, together.

he intertwined his fingers with yours, as you both walked down the busy street of new york.

the now glowing lights symbolized that night was coming, that sun was set, and that the air would be much cooler.

the apartment you both lived in together was not so far, just a few streets away, such that you had reached it with no problems.

as you both entered the apartment, as soon as you took off both your coats, kokushibo led you to the bedroom, with a few things added.

there were brushes, paints, water, canvas, palettes, markers, easel, and et cetera.

“i looked at the storage and found that you’ve almost run out of painting supplies. this is my gift to you.” kokushibo extended his hand, for yet another gift — a small box in his hand, while you were still stunned.

you looked down on his hand, as he opened the box to reveal tiny initials, k and (y/i). he wore the necklace to your neck, and clasped it by your nape, as if it would be there, forever.

“i’m sorry... all i got you was a new briefcase..” but kokushibo merely chuckled. “i would take whatever gift from you, y/n.” he held your hand as he sat down on the edge of the bed.

“...isn’t this the paint i’ve always wanted, but always sold out?” your eyes sparkled as you looked at a certain paint.

“...yes. i had to bargain some dealers in order to get that.” and that was when you knew this man would be yours, forever.

you hugged him tight, “i will add another gift, shibo.” you unclasped your arms from around him, and immediately scurried away to wash the paintbrushes, and opened the multiple, endless bottle of paints.

“...what are you planning, y/n?” kokushibo raised an eyebrow as he looked at you smiling giddily, paintbrushes in your hand.

“i want to paint you, shibo.” kokushibo’s eyes widened, “you would be wasting a thousand dollar paint on me, (y/nn).” but, he still lifted his shirt up, reluctantly, revealing the solid fiber of muscles in his chest, to his abdomen, all because he knows he could not — never say no to you.

“but you are art itself, shibo.” shibo. you always called him that. but it felt different, now. it tickled him the same way you’d trace your hand over his body, as if he was your grand trophy, the same way you traced the brush over his muscles, and painted on it, the cold would make kokushibo shiver, no matter how hard he tried to hide it.

it took 3 hours, atleast. but it was of a moon, and the ocean underneath it.

“why moon?” he asked, as he looked down on it, upside down.

“because... it reminds me of you, shibo. everytime i walk home without you, i do not feel alone. because i feel as though you are the moon, that is constantly following me until i open the door and step inside our home. the moon does not hurt me like how the sun does. it does not burn my skin, blind me with immaculate brightness, it does not hurt my feet when i touch the grass barefoot.”

and that was all it took for kokushibo to plant a kiss on your lips.

★ • ° ` — AKAZA || アカザ:

“i’m home, kaza!” you heard sizzling by the kitchen, and you just know your boyfriend had cooked you a delicious meal.

“come in!” and yet he yelled from the kitchen, as you stumbled towards him, wrapping an arm around his muscular waist.

“careful, the oil is being a bastard.” but, merely, you giggled.

“wash up, you stink so bad, y/n.” but you playfully smacked his back and even raised your arms, in an attempt to let him sniff your underarm.

in which he playfully swat your arms away, and turned off the stove.

he pecked your lips, “i prepared the bath for you. go now, while i’ll still prepare dinner.”

you giggled, and hopped towards the bathroom, “okayyy.”

“hurry up or else i’ll eat without you!” he yelled, once again from the kitchen.

~~~~~

“i knew it! it’s chicken tonkatsu!” you gleefully exasperated, like a child that had been fed vegetables for consecutive days.

“eat up.” akaza was still chewing his food when he said that, and it made you laugh at how a rice fell out of his mouth.

in which he grumbled quite loudly.

“eat fast, kaza. i wanna do something.” your sheepish grin makes akaza raise one of his eyebrows, “if this is one of your tiktok dance challenge, i am not joining, girl.”

“no, i swear! the icing incident would be the last one..”

“that went viral.” not even minutes passed, but akaza had already finished his food and drank water.

“hehe.. they say you’re good looking, though.” you took a nip off of your chicken tonkatsu, “and, they said the water emphasized your muscles.”

“that does not make me feel good, y/n. if you’re attempting.” but you simply cackled, as you remembered the ‘icing incident’ in which you both danced for a tiktok video, but he accidentally squeezed the icing piping bag to his face while turning around, which caused you to help clean his face with water, that dripped down to his ripped muscles.

and, akaza still had not healed from that.

“oh.. that gives me a new idea, kaza!” but before you could glee in joy, akaza already sent you a warning glare,

“no.” and that was louder than any instruction you had heard in your entire life.

“no, trust! i’ll use the remaining icing, but no filming whatsoever!” you stood up, trying to persuade him.

“you want me to get eaten whole by ants?” he stood up with his plate, and went directly to the sink, not even bothering to look at you.

“oh, c’mon! it’s not like you’ll sleep with it! i just.. want to try drawing on you, okaaay?” you hugged him tight from behind, after also putting your plate on the sink.

“no.”

~~~~~

he says, but here he is, with two little pigtails by the side of his head, with his shirt off, as you painted on his back.

you tried painting on his abs/muscles, but it was too bumpy the koi fish in pond looked like toads on rain.

“are you finished?” he asked, grumbling, but he doesn’t hate it.

he looks at you through the mirror, face contorted with tongue stuck out in focus, nose scrunching up when a line curves slightly, smirking when you’re pleased on a certain part.

it was cute, he’s not gonna deny it.

“there! look, kaza!” you took the small mirror and reflected your work on the bigger one, your smirk growing into a grin.

“koi fish.. out of all?” he traced the intricate pattern of the white koi fish’s scales, little icing sticking to his fingers, “because it reminds me of yin and yang.” you answered, tracing the orange one, too.

“right, they’re even in the same position.” his fingers brushed against yours.

you hummed, “you’re my yang, i’m your yin.”

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taruruchi · 4 months ago

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𝐃𝐚𝐲 2: 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 3

Post-overblot Azul

I got a sudden vision of an unseen scene that happened in the main story, and in this essay, I will entertain the question:

What happened after Azul's overblot?

This is mainly reliant on the fact that the overblot students have to recover after their overblot. Because it took a lot out of them, right? So they're stuck in the infirmary for a few days and can't go about their regular duties (If they didn't and I'm remembering wrong, idc they have to stay in the infirmary now bc I say so)

I imagine that after each overblot, the prefect has to bring homework and stuff to whoever just overblotted, like Riddle in Chapter 1, Leona in Chapter 2, etc. because they're the resident Errand Runner

Azul has a bigger workload since he's running Mostro Lounge too. Now, Jade and Floyd and the other Octavinelle students can take over, sure, but it's not like he can just put it aside while he's recovering in the infirmary. He gets restless and bothered that he's not there to look after his business. So the prefect has to bring both his schoolwork and those Mostro Lounge documents he looks over

And this is where I start talking about this in terms of the version in my head, aka the version with Taruchi

The first day after The Incident, Taruchi heads to the infirmary after class to give Azul all his stuff. She's already done this for the previous overblot students

"Hii... How are you doing? Are you doing okay?"

Azul looks up from the papers he's holding—the financial losses of the other day—and finds the prefect peeking from behind the curtains separating the beds

"Prefect? I wasn't expecting you here. I'm doing fine, thank you."

"Just dropping off your stuff. ...Are you working???"

She spots the papers scattered on his bed.

"Ah— Yes, I was calculating the amount of losses Mostro Lounge experienced yesterday."

Taruchi gets closer and looks at all the papers. "...Need any help?"

"I couldn't possibly ask you to do that. It's all right," he declines.

"No, you're not feeling well. You should rest. And I'm decent at math, I'm sure it won't be too hard."

"No, seriously, it's fine."

Taruchi frowns at his insistence to keep working despite needing to recover. "...Fine. Just... don't overwork yourself, okay? You haven't completely recovered yet."

"Sure. Thank you, prefect."

"No problem. I'll, uh, I'll go back to my dorm now. Hope you get well soon."

She comes back the next day on her second round of "errands."

"Helloo, I'm back." This time she has a small smile on her face as she greets him.

"Ah, hello, prefect." Azul naturally smiles in return.

"What are you doing today?" He's got papers around him again.

"It's for Mostro Lounge again." He rubs his temple as he looks at the papers. "I need to think of a way to make up for our losses."

"Ohh... How are you gonna do that?" she asks curiously, and half as a way to make it less awkward.

He ends up talking about Mostro Lounge for a while and his plans, so she just listens and asks questions. Her mind wanders a bit to the realization that he's very dedicated to and passionate about his business. She tries not to smile.

Then he stops for a bit and inquires of her, "I meant to ask, why are you here? For longer than yesterday, I mean. You dropped off my things already, so did you need my assistance with something?" Was he trying to fish for a deal right now? Even after his lesson about taking advantage of people's problems and luring them into contracts?

"Oh, n-no. I didn't need any help. I was just visiting." No chance to rope her into a deal.

"...I see."

"I'm sorry, do the visits disturb you? I know you should be recovering and resting up..." She's never felt this nervous about her post-overblot infirmary visits before. (Well... Maybe. Leona was pretty intimidating to bring homework to... He kept trying to get her to keep it.)

"Not at all. I don't mind." He gives his charming smile. In his mind, he's just trying to get her to like him and lower her guard so she doesn't hold these errands and visits against him or something. As if he was the one who forced her to do this. (It was Crowley. And partially Grim because he left her alone for the reason of wanting to go back to the dorm early to "do homework.")

"Oh, okay." She checks the time on her phone. "Ahh, I need to go back to my dorm now. Grim's waiting for me and I've actually got homework to do..."

A light bulb lights up in Azul's head. This would be his way of making it up to her. (Making what up to her? His reasoning is the trouble of helping during his overblot and sending over his schoolwork and Mostro Lounge work.)

"I could help you, if you'd like."

She smiles and tries to decline. She just wants to go to her dorm. "Oh, no, it's all right, I can do it by myself—"

"I insist. I offer my services all the time. See this as my way of repaying you for all the trouble I put you through."

Now she felt guilty and couldn't say no. "Really...?" she asks hesitantly. "Are you sure?"

"Absolutely."

"Okay, then..." She sits back down on his bed and takes out her homework.

After an hour or somewhere around that, she packs up. "Huh, I actually got a lot done today." She smiles. "Thank you so much, Azul."

And he smiles back. Only to be polite, of course. "It was no problem. Feel free to see me tomorrow as well."

"All right. Thank you." She keeps smiling and finishes packing up her things. "So I'll go now. See you tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow."

See you tomorrow... Azul found himself smiling at that one phrase, but stopped as soon as he realized it. Why was he smiling anyway?

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Divider credits: @/cafekitsune and @/roseraris

#I worked hard on this. I thought about it and marinated it in my brain #I hope y'all enjoy actual concrete main story content from me 🫠#twisted wonderland #twst #twst fanfic #azul ashengrotto #twst azul #azul ashengrotto x yuu #azul ashengrotto x oc #azul x yuu #☆ taruchi's writings ✍️#Haven't used that tag in a while #azulchi #twst fanart #twst art #☆ taruchi's drawings 🖌

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skele-bunny · 7 months ago

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Thinking about more Kit Dewdrop and Alpha.....

Alpha is holding her face-to-face one day, Omega walking in and confused and staring.

"You, uh... You two alright there?"

"She made a noise."

"A noise?"

"Shh."

Omega is now fully invested, joining on the couch and watching. Dewdrop in her own little world, babbling and touching Alpha's face before she makes a little high pitch coo.

"That!! That!! She made the noise again!"

Omega just starts laughing, Alpha even more confused until he explains. "She's calling for her parent. You're not reacting like she wants, so she's trying to get your attention."

Alpha's ears perk and tears filling his eyes before holding her tight. "Appa's here!! Ohh, you're calling me your parent?! I love you so much!!" He's a crying MESS.

Chain once fed Dewy a full, uncut fish and Alpha just watched in pure amazement as Dew just nibbled and ate it raw with her little tail shaking and purring. Making biscuits on nothing and absolutely chowing down. She ended up having the hiccups but eeped sooo hard with the most content belly ever

He looooves reading to her at night. Keeps her on his chest, near his neck where she's still secure but can stay comfy. Feels her breathing and how she chews on her hand, the other kneading on his skin. He's figured out which stories she likes based on how she purrs in her sleep :3

Dew would be walked on Alpha's feet a lot, just babbling and having bouncy knees at everything. Every time someone says hello, and a soft yet excited; "Ohh, is someone walking with Appa? Are you walking?" She just squeals SO loud and bounces more, her skirt-tail ruffling in response

He's learned just about every girl hairstyle there is, and if he didn't know he'd go to someone that did! Alpha was VERY big on making sure he knew what he was doing, wanting for Dewdrop to look the best. He was always willing to learn whenever she'd run up and hold a human magazine to show a hairstyle she wanted!!!

Alpha honestly did the best he could. So many times he would be found asleep against her crib, having passed out from exhaustion but not wanting to leave her alone. Dew had colic for a few weeks, and Alpha would stay wide awake holding her and the vacuum or a mini fan. He'd get super nervous when one of the others took Dew so he could rest, and all it took was sitting him down and he was OUT. He loves Dewy so so much :( that's his baby!!!

#the band ghost #ghost band #rabrev writing #alpha ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #kit dew #ghoul kits

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rs-hawk · 2 months ago

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merfolk with any other inhuman race pls! like, merfolk always thought they would marry a human and decides to take matters in their own hands by going to the surface, only to be captured by an orc's fishing net, or a minotaur finds them before a human does...

Ohh I love this<3 Going with a Selkie because they’re so hot and I love them

Happy Earth Day: Post Six

Marseili had always been fascinated with human culture. Despite her fears of being trapped on the land forever, there were times she couldn’t help herself but hide her seal skin and look around the land. That was what she was on her way to do that day. Swimming eagerly towards the shore. She didn’t even notice the fishing net spread out along the reef until it was too late.

She slammed into the net, tangling herself instantly. Panic started to set in as she struggled to untangle herself, but her seal flippers were useless. The idea of taking off her skin crossed her frantic mind, but the idea of dropping it and it being lost to the sea forever was too terrifying to risk- even if it meant being caught. At least a human wouldn’t destroy her skin so she had a chance to find it later.

As she was tugged up in the net, she was surprised not to see a human- but an Orc. Typically Orcs didn’t like to be on the sea, and yet there he was, tugging her closer and closer to the boat. When he saw her, still in her seal form, he grunted.

“Wee dumb thing. Didn’t wantae catch yin o' ye,” he muttered as he tugged the net up and caught sight of her.

With surprising tenderness, he untangled her from the net. Careful of her flippers and whiskers. Marseili’s heart was pounding in her chest as his rough, weathered hands gently moved against her slippery skin. Once she was free, a small smile tugged at the corner of the orc’s lips.

“Thare ye gang, wee dumb thing. Ye'r jammy ye'r cute,” he chuckled, patting her seal head before returning to the fish on the net. He picked one up, tossing it at her. “Thare yer. Noo git.”

She caught the fish easily in her mouth, but she had no intention of leaving. Instead she quickly swallowed down the fish before jumping back into the water, but she watched the orc closely. Over the next few weeks, she would follow his boat to and from the shore. Almost every day he went fishing, bringing back fresh fish to sell at the market. He had noticed her following him too, and had begun greeting her in the morning and bidding her a good night every evening.

One day, she swam into his net again so he’d have to pull him up. When he did and saw her, he laughed heartily. A deep, low rumbling laugh that made his face seem younger, softer. “Mah dumb wee thing! Whit urr ye daein'?”

Just like before, he softly untangled her from the net, his hands soft and kind against her wet skin. Also just like before, he turned to grab a fish to toss at her. However, this time instead of a seal, he saw a beautiful woman standing in front of him, sheepishly holding a seal skin against her body to give some sense of modesty.

“Weel, ah be damned,” he said lowly, his dark eyes roaming over her figure. “A selkie then, eh?”

“Yes,” Marseili said softly, biting her lower lip as she looked up at him through her long, thick lashes.

“Then why'd ye keep getting caught in mah net? ye lot ur tae smart fur that,” he asked as he walked up to her, handing her the fish still in his hand.

“Ah think ye'r cute, 'n' crakin'. Ah wanted tae blether tae ye properly,” she mumbled, a smile creeping across her face as his large hand caught her chin, tilting it up so he had to look up at him.

“Then blether, mah cute wee thing,” he said, his tusks nearly catching her cheeks as he leaned in.

Through all of this, he made no move to grab her seal skin. Made no move to grab or trap her. She knew that she didn’t want a human anymore-she wanted an orc.

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paikothecateater · 13 days ago

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So, the Hetateens are pretty distant from one another in terms of where they live. That's to say that 1) physical hangouts are incredibly rare. 2) when they do manage to meet up, at least one of them is getting their ass kicked because of the difference in timezones. 3) their only convenient option is online video calls which also aren't ideal because at least one of them always has some sort of technological error and the timezones are still an issue.

However, it's still their best option, so the Hetateens end up on very long calls. It is incredibly chaotic. You have like two of them who are just asleep because it's night where they are, you have an entire debate going on, there's fighting and no one knows who's playing music.

Some instances that have occurred on these calls:

- Iceland forgetting to mute his mic before falling asleep and unknowingly sleep talking to his friends. He started fighting with Norway (who wasn't even at home at the time) in his sleep, yelled at Mr. Puffin, had a whole existential rant about fish, and started talking about how much he loves his friends which awwe but they also make fun of him every time.

- Cyprus, despite it still being morning where he lives, always going to sleep whenever any of the others do. It'd straight up just be 2pm where he is but the second someone else needs to sleep, he suddenly needs to go to bed too.

- Hong Kong and Taiwan arguing loudly and running into each other's rooms to fight. Like Taiwan fully gets up from her chair, runs out of the room then the others get to watch her run into Hong Kong's room to smack him with a book or something. They used to just sit next to each other as opposed to calling from two separate rooms, but the fights were too frequent then.

-Liechtenstein doing random shit in the background while everyone is talking. She just does a full makeup tutorial or randomly unboxes one of the millions of packages she got, not contributing to the conversation at all other than the occasional nod and "Ohh... Uh huh..."

-Luxembourg taking his phone on a whole road trip. Like he takes the call to the kitchen and basically gives them a tour of the kitchen and premium footage of him making a smoothie, then he goes on a run and just like shows them everything he sees. It sounds nice, but it's very chaotic. The phone is shaking violently like 99% of the time, they can barely hear a word out of Luxembourg's mouth because he's always doing a million things. It's very unorganised.

-Hong Kong joke flirting with everyone for no reason. "damn, Iceland, you're starting at me a lot, are you like in love with me?" and Iceland stares at him in pure disgust. Or there's like a moment of awkward silence after Luxembourg finishes explaining what he's gonna do for the day and Hong Kong just goes: "I want you..." for no reason. It's incredibly dumb and it always results in an uproar of "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!?" But Hong Kong just finds it fun.

- Cyprus gets mad at the others for swearing. Hong Kong will occasionally unleash a tirade of cuss words just to piss Cyprus off.

- Raivis barely talking the whole time and only ever unmuting to say something that will absolutely start an argument for his own entertainment. He and Liechtenstein innocently wave at each other the whole time. Raivis is also the one who has the most technical issues throughout these calls because he refuses to upgrade his laptop even though it's barely surviving.

- Hong Kong and China arguing loudly in full earshot of the others.

-Seychelles squinting at the camera suspiciously and mouthing things like 'you think you tough?' at it. If you happen to be looking at her screen, it's automatically targeted towards you. It's so random too. She's normally super sweet and coquette core, but out of nowhere she'll just stare into the camera like it killed her entire family.

Among other things.

#aph nordics #aph headcanons #aph iceland #hws iceland #aph taiwan #aph liechtenstein #aph luxembourg #aph hong kong #aph cyprus #aph seychelles

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ddejavvu · 2 years ago

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Whipped!Hangman would:

Tell everyone to "Be nice to them, or you're all dead. Every single one of you. Especially you, Big Bird." He emphasizes the last part with a point to Rooster

Let you win at pool because you look so happy when you win and he doesn't have the heart to actually win

Give you seashells he finds

Win you a prize at a claw machine. He would literally stand there the whole night and empty out his wallet if it means he gets to see that smile when he gives the plush

Give you flowers. Idc idc, he so would

Listen to you talk and talk and talk

Send you songs that remind him of you

save your contact with a little '<3' after your name

no bc around his team members he's a whole different person than he is with you, and that's not to say he's not 'himself' around you, but he knows his friends need to be threatened into good behavior so he runs ahead when you meet them with the nastiest glare on his face like i fucking dare you to act out and lets you grab his arm if you're a little nervous to meet everyone :'))

hangman is the reigning pool champion but everyone else must be super bad bc he always loses to you?? he's really not even that good at pool, you don't know why he keeps making the stupid mistakes he does... oh well! he's asked you to teach him your methods, so you'll have fun giving him pointers <3

hangman probably never collects seashells, because he's too impatient to sift through the sand for him and there's always better stuff to be doing, like chasing a frisbee, catching a football, diving into the waves is he a dog? but he always collects seashells after you're dating, he spots one by his foot and he's like woah y/n would love this. and he just sticks it right in his pocket for you, presents the little thing in his giant palm later with a smile, like here y'go darlin'. Ain't it pretty? It made me think of you.

HNNGGH PLEASE :(( penny puts in an arcade machine in the bar to make more money, and it's proooobably rigged, but you can't prove anything >:( anyways ofc hangman doesn't know this, and penny didn't think anyone would put that much effort into the machine for a stupid pink bear, but $30 later (all paid in ones) he's about to smash the glass to get the poor thing out and you beg penny to just let him have it already 😭 she's like yk what i can buy a truckload of cheap stuffed animals with that $30. sold. so she fishes it out for him and is like ohh must be bugging out. i'll fix it. take this in the meantime. and he hasn't held it for a second before he turns around and gives it to you :')) he's all sheepish like wish I could'a won it for you. Guess I just paid Penny off, huh? I hope you like it anyways. and you sleep with it every night to make him feel better, you tuck it between the two of you when you cuddle up to his chest :')

he brings you flowers all the time!!! he's a real southern gentleman, if you ask what they're for he says 'just because' or 'just for being you' :')

he has one of those expressions where he zones out while listening to you talk and you can totally tell he's not paying attention to you anymore, he's looking at you all dreamy the same way babies look at chocolate 🥹

jake hangman country boy seresin only listens to country music. that's it. he'll send you any honky tonk song under the sun if it describes a sweet, pretty love interest, if there's anything positive at all in the song he's sending it like morning, darlin. this made me think of you <3

THE <3 !!!!!!!!! rooster's the first one to see it and his brow furrows and he goes 'hangman, who is that?' and jake snatches the phone away from him so fucking fast, snapping at him to stop snooping on people, it's rude. but bradley's seen it now, and he'll be damned if he doesn't torture the info out of hangman. within minutes everyone knows hangman's got a girl, and it's only a matter of time before you're discovered <3

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crowleysmistress · 1 month ago

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Sam's Natal Chart

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Sam Winchester

Lawrence, Kansas, United States

May 2, 1983, 12:10 AM

Data provided by @mostlymarvelgirl

Chart analysis done by Crowleysmistress

First Impressions

Triple Earth (Sun/Moon/Ascendent)- Astrology divides signs up in 4 types, Earth, Water, Air or Fire. We also have the BIG 3, which are basically the three signs that provide most information on a person’s character. In Sam’s case these 3 are all in an Earth sign. My first reaction was of surprise. This man is a hunter, I am used to seeing him in action (so think of fire, while Earth is slower) but yes as soon as I let that first gut reaction fall away it clicked. He is the researcher, the Lore master, the one who does the prep work, the more methodical one. All very earth related fields.

Chart Shape- The chart is shaped like an envelope or what is also known as the mystical rectangle. This leads the person to outwardly project as calm, balanced and righteous. Hiding their problems inside the envelope, not to be shared with the external world. Intelligent, practical, with clear standards and a deep understanding of human nature. They keep their own depressive inclinations tucked inwards.

Quick note- almost, almost had the Lucifer’s Rectangle -I went wild and was about to shit myself because Sam- Lucifer’s vessel with the already rare mystical rectangle to also have it be the uber rare Lucifer rectangle - I’ll admit I wanted to do some chart rectification to see if I could get it to match up or to say -yeah he does and screw it. But I didn’t want to invest the hours needed to do a chart rectification so we’ll keep the birth hour as provided and say ohh so close but not a Lucifer’s Rectangle because of the Sagittarius Neptune which is a fire sign and Lucifer’s Rectangle has to be all in a water or earth sign.

Stellium- In astrology a stellium is when you have 3 or more planets in the same sign or house. Sam has a 5th house stellium in Taurus with the Sun, Mercury, Chiron & Mars. The 5th house controls play, sports, sex, drama/theater, competition, children and is a fire driven background (Leo) but in this chart is being occupied by Taurus an Earth sign.

The Sun is his identity, so despite being an Earth sign he will have that fire inspo and need for action, that desire to compete and drama, play acting heavily influencing his life.

Quick note- this is using Whole Signs which is the oldest House system for Western systems and the closest for Hellenistic practitioners. However if you convert to Placidus which is what the majority of the free websites give you it will still give you a stellium in the 5th with the other 3 listed below but the Sun will land in the 4 house in Aries. So you still get the same fire and action read that I mention here but the 4th house rules roots, family and tradition which would make it a contentious relationship with his roots- also a fair reading.

Mars being here as well gives us that body, the Taurus brings in the discipline, for both the eating habits, an exercise regimen, working out but this is someone who likes competing. He would do extremely well playing sports and competing against others.

Mercury controls how he thinks and communicates, now two things first it’s at the end of the sign 25.32 and also being in RX (retrograde) which means that he is constantly swallowing his words. Going over what he wants to say before he says them. In the constant process of editing his thoughts before he expresses them.

Since it is in the 5th house of theater and acting he can communicate better when the situations are rehearsed, or pretend -hence in his role as a fed (FBI, Fish & Wildlife, Homeland, Sheriffs, CDC etc) he is more eloquent than in his personal expression.

Chiron rounds out this stellium, which is something that tracks. Chiron is the wounded healer, it represents a person’s core wounds and how they can overcome them. Sam having Chiron in the same place as his Sun, means that he sees himself as his wounds and doesn’t separate the two. Now, Chiron being in the 5th house means that he has a need for validation, he shows a false front, is addicted to action, intensity and to being loved. (That little brother learned helplessness is part of this Chiron showing up!)

The fifth house stellium gives Sam some great gifts too, I already mentioned that S6 body! Discipline, a healthy hedonism, empowering others to self-express, playfulness and competition which we often see with Dean in those brother prank wars.

Fights with him will often center on more earthly matters, organization, bills, materials, schedules, going to college, what food they are going to eat. Physical things. As well as a physical expression of fighting - hence why fights normally go the physical route quickly.

Planetary Placements

Sun in the 5th house- (see more information above) this is a natural placement for the Sun and therefore well-aspected in Sun-like endeavours. Vitality, pride, energy, creativity, intelligence, leadership, taking risks these things will not seem difficult to the person with a 5th house Sun. Interesting to note that although this house controls children, they tend to have difficulties having children and often enter paternity/maternity later in life. As we saw happen to Sam who was in his late 30’s when he had Dean Jr.

Moon in the 1rst house conjunct to his Ascendent- The first house normally provides the blueprint for physical characteristics. The Ascendent is what a person is supposed to work towards in their life. So Sam is supposed to work on becoming who he feels like because they are the same sign, they also are an ellevated version of his Sun sign.

Quick note- The Ascendent also known as the Rising sign can change every 2 hours depending on time of birth. When a person’s time of birth is unknown either a midnight or noon time is used and a chart rectification technique is used based on major life events. However, I am using a birth time provided by mostlymarvelgirl on Tumblr. They got it from a SPN website, the birth time would have coincided with the Ascendent of a midnight so I wasn’t too worried, plus the read felt accurate. The rest of the placements would not have been affected by a change in birth time. Honestly, the only other rising that would have felt right would have been Scorpio so a birth time of 8pm to 10pm but that would have made him uberly focused on relationships. Plus made the aspects discussed below in Saturn the main aspect of his emotions and we clearly saw that Sam tended to push them down.

The moon is how a person feels emotionally, how they nurture and feel nurtured. The moon also rules how they respond to stimuli, what calms them, their emotional make-up and domestic preferences. Now, when a person has the moon in their first house they tend to be very emotional, except Sam’s moon is Capricorn which is considered a hard placement as it is ruled by Saturn the planet of discipline.

A Capricorn Moon is normally seen as detached, overly focused on the result, workaholic, practical, structured, ambitious and can suffer from a victim mentality. They can be pessimistic and will squash their Moon’s need for nurturing. They detach and suppress emotions, preferring to keep themselves busy rather than to face intense emotions.

Quick note- when reading a chart to determine chart rulership you look at the Ascendent, here it is Capricorn, so the chart ruler is Saturn. To determine major life themes you look at where the chart ruler is, so Saturn is in the 11th house in Scorpio. So, I basically had to take a 2 hour break and ponder if Kripke was a genius, just lucky or if he in his intents to purge himself just gave us all this… because I figure that he doesn’t know astrology. Go ahead and read Saturn and scream into the void with me.

Mercury in the 5th is explained above, the only thing to add is that Mercury also controls siblings, which is central in Sam’s life, making his communication more fiery and theatrical, perhaps even playful with Dean.

In these Mercury aspects it is nifty to note that a Quincunx to Pluto brings about affinity to dead languages, such as Latin & Greek and is a good combination for any kind of researcher or detective. In sadder aspects the 1 degree orb between Chiron and Pluto makes it difficult to talk about his trauma. Also, as he was born during Mercury Retrograde, when it is Mercury RX it will be easier to communicate for him. Mercury is in retrograde about 20% of the year.

Mars in the 5th is explained above, I’d add that Mars is the planet whose energy is the center of the house -making it the strongest of the whole stellium in its expression. Mars will be responsible for the fight to survive and resourcefulness and courage.

Venus in the 6th house in Gemini is the best definition of sapiosexual and needing to constantly work to feel useful. Therefore finding it natural to incorporate relationships into their daily life and usually finding love at work, or having relationships with work partners.

Jupiter- in the 12th house in Sagittarius is a beautiful placement for the planet of expansion, wisdom, faith, belief and meaning of life. Jupiter makes everything grow - now being in the 12th house would make everything related to the 12th house of more significance in Sam’s life. The 12th house is the one that controls the unconscious, dreams, intuition and is linked to karma and spiritual evolution (it’s the last one on the wheel and so the last one before moving on in a soul manner). It speaks to what is hidden, which can mean everything from jails, mental institutions, secrets, the subconscious mind and dreams. The Cage would be highlighted here, as he would be hidden, locked away and is also in another realm. Jupiter expands his connection to that stay/experience.

Sam’s Jupiter is retrograde in the 12th house which holds him back, and makes his expansion one that is limited to himself. His growth won’t come until he deals with the emotions that he has hidden and buried. Also, Stanford, the chart says no, because of that Jupiter RX, which controls the studies and going away.

Neptune & Uranus, similar to Jupiter, particularly for Neptune where this is the natural placement, these planets should be in these spots. A 12th house Uranus is an undercover rebel, while a 12th house Neptune is born a spiritual person who operates in solitude-and I think we saw that so often in the show where Sam was practicing magic on his own.

The most interesting part of the Neptune 12th house is that it tends to not accept or recognize boundaries. The unwillingness to work within certain limits is what allows the possibility of magic, intangible, and exceptional. Or even of life, and that is what allows him to cross the boundaries of death so easily.

Quick note: I would assume Dean has this same placement, not only because of their behaviors but because the last 3 planets are generational planets where everyone in a decade has the same placement because of how slowly these planets move.

Saturn in the 11th house in Scorpio -okay warning -this is going to get deep, sad and triggering. Stop the chart reading now if you have thus far enjoyed it and go, yep that sounded like Sam W. that was fun. Thanks for reading.

First, Saturn is Sam’s ruling planet, we established that when we said his Rising sign was Capricorn. Honestly, Saturn as a ruling planet is a bit of a boner killer because Saturn is all about rules, discipline, and establishing limits. Often teaching lessons through pain and fear. (oh fun!)

Now Sam has it in his 11th house, the house that rules friends, grassroots, humanity, charity -so in normal circumstances he would be a group leader, an organizer. However he has it retrograde, so he is alienated from groups, lacks friends and can’t connect with those organizations and charities he believes in. And, let’s make it worse, it’s in Scorpio, so he will keep secrets from those friends, groups and organizations that he in other circumstances would have organized and led. Yeah, Jess, never would have found out about the SPN and Stanford, never to be completed.

But wait, there’s more! Sam has his Saturn conjunct to Pluto. This aspect introduces hardships at an early age, usually making one of the parents very strict (Sam’s Pluto is in his 10th house usually associated with the parent figure associated with the father figure- just saying there is a tag on AO3 called John Winchester's A+ parenting). These restrictions tend to shape the person’s character. The conjunction of Saturn and Pluto is also visible on charts of people that suffer early childhood loss (Pilot episode!) and early deprivation (how he was raised?) On the positive side he learned patience, self-reliance and resourcefulness. Saturn also feeds in a natural ambition and natural survival instincts that are above average. Overall, Saturn as chart ruler provides endurance.

Pluto in the 10th house in Libra conjunct Saturn (chart ruler), conjunct MC (public image), trine North Node (what your soul is supposed to learn in this lifetime), sextile Ascendent (how others see you).

First the easy part, Libra in the 10th house is very good for a legal career, or a political career or something with beauty related fields. Sammy would have done great as a lawyer if life and demons didn’t get in the way. We see remnants of his fairness and ability to be the one to negotiate in different moments of the show. We also see his beauty throughout, and how he cares for his hair, sideburns and even little accessorizing details on his jeans etc even in the standard fare of hunter jean and flannels.

The father part I mentioned above already.

TW- Again, Pluto tends to intensify the feeling of any planet it touches. Sam’s chart from the 10th house to the 1rst are all under the influence of Pluto. The MidHeaven, what everyone can see is Pluto, the underworld. The 11th house is Saturn, his chart ruler, and then isolation in the 12th through Jupiter and the first house his moon and ascendant being Saturn again, reflecting right back to the 11th which is the Saturn in Scorpio, Scorpio being ruled by Pluto who is right there next to it in conjunction, touching it. Now you may ask what's so bad about this Pluto fellow, can’t be worse than the Saturn kid.

Pluto represents the underworld, including the uglier aspects of the collective unconscious. Often when a planet is touched by Pluto there is a feeling of violation that is quickly buried and may not resurface until the right transit, but the fear haunts the owner- usually through compulsive disorders. There is the fear of rape, and the remembering on some level of it having happened before and a constant battle to try and fortify oneself against it happening again in the future.

There is the element of secrecy, as Pluto is the holder of secrets and things hidden away and things that are uncovered and unburied. Then there is the more chilling aspect of the one who is set apart for consecrated use, of a king, holy one, god. (Lucifer, for example.)

There are too many examples in the show to list, as there are so many aspects that I listed right after Pluto in Sam’s chart - all these areas are affected by this and the conjunction to Saturn means that it in turn #it something that he takes and tries to create a rule or discipline for it. And the saddest part is that it’s the 10th & 11th house- everyone can see it but he thinks he is keeping it a secret.

So on that depressing note I conclude my chart analysis!

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maiiuelle · 1 year ago

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ok ok i have an idea so jj x mermaid reader but they've met on many strange occasions. so the first time that jj meets mermaid reader is when he almost drowns, and she saves him from the gators. the second time?? it's up to you <3

ohh i love this!! mermaid!reader is super curious, so i can totally imagine her going off on her own to explore the marsh. the gators would probably lead her to where jj is floating in the weeds, but luckily she’s able to coax them away with a few hand-caught fish so she can drag the boy to safety.

she’d never seen a human up close before, so she’s understandably a little terrified. she checks his teeth and stays alert, worried for once that maybe the stories you’d been told were true. unfortunately, their time together is fleeting, he starts to wake up as the rumble of a boat draws closer, and the sound of people shouting in the distance leaves only enough time for a moment of eye contact before she slinks back into the water, leaving the blonde where he’s laying in the cattails. his friends find him no problem, and he has no recollection of how he ended up there.

i think they officially meet when the pogues begin their search for the royal merchant out in the deep ocean. maybe she shows up on their underwater camera? or maybe she only reveals herself to jj, feeling safer with him after seeing for herself that at least he’s not dangerous. i love the idea of them accidentally meeting a few times before that though, and i reaaally want to dedicate a whole fic to them meeting for the first time <3

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malewifeharem · 1 year ago

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OHH HAIIIII!! SORRY THIS SI THE FIRST ASK IVE EVER DONE. CAN YOU DO BEELZEBUB OR DIAVOLO YANDERE ALPHABET LIST THINGY PLEABSE?!1 THABK YOU!!!1 >ᴗ<

~ MGᝰ.ᐟ

yandere!diavolo alphabet

彡- ,, yandere om! diavolo alphabet (template from @dear-yandere eheheheh)

cw ⁞ OMSWD CHAPTER 16 SPOILERS , mentions of babytrapping, violence, abduction, manipulation, just general yandere behaviour??? not proofread.

an ⁞ FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU FOR THE HONOR OF TAKING YOUR FIRST ASK??????????? i've never sent an ask cuz im too nervous even with anon mode on haha :3

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

his love for you is deep, sure, but you have to remember that he's a crown prince — he doesn't have the time to love you as much as he wishes. he tries to compensate for that by showering you with gifts originating from all three realms, all of them being worth more than your house.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

he doesn't get messy, no no. barbatos does! he just needs to say the word and his loyal butler will get it done, no doubt. there are probably dozens of bodies rotting in the dungeons below the castle, but that's not for you to see or worry about.

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

i can see his duality switching up very quickly depending on his mood. he could either be gently cooing to you, almost begging for you to not cry. OR he could be really sadistic and cruel, taunting you to no end — reminding you that you are his for the rest of your life — both as a human and as a devil and angel.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

he guilt trips you to noooooo end. what do you mean his gifts are too expensive for you? do you hate him? well, if you don't, you simply must accept them all! he gives you no room for negotiation, how could you anyway? his parents aren't around anymore, don't you feel sorry for him?

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

he doesn't like showing you his vulnerable side. he needs to be strong so you can rely on him, after all! thank god (is god the right word for him???) he's spent decades learning how to maintain his composure.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

he would intimidate you into breaking your resolve. he would transform into his demon form and coerce you with threats like tying you up in the basement. i don't think he'd ever actually do that though — he knows human lives are fragile.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

he takes his relationship with you very seriously. he expects you to rule next to him — he still needs to prepare you for that role, so don't you dare leave.

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

although diavolo would never keep you in the castle basement, he will throw you in there for a few minutes just to scare you. he did it once as a last resort after you threw a fit — locking you in one of the clean cells. you were quickly fished out though, he can't risk having you go around and finding the corpses of the people you know.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

he wants you to rule devildom next to him so marriage is a given. having heirs is up to you but he will be very disappointed if you say you don't want any — he may even consider baby trapping you at one point. he probably gives you etiquette lessons too, making sure you know your role in the near future.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

he gets very jealous but doesn't want to admit it to you. he'll find excuses for getting rid of your close friends and family — you've heard some absurd reasons before but you don't dare question him.

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

very very affectionate. he likes to keep you around him as much as he can. whether or not that means resting in his bedroom, lounging in his office while he works or sitting on his lap on his throne. he's shameless too, he'll initiate pda anywhere and anytime he wants.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

he cant decide if he should properly court you or just claim you as his immediately. he is the prince of hell, how and who are you to say no? he ends up choosing to court you instead but he runs out of patience eventually, and just abducts you with the assistance of barbatos.

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

although you'll most likely never see his true colors, he's literally insane. if it weren't for his amazing composure, he'd be lashing out at everyone and everything for even breathing the same air as you. you've noticed him tense up to the point where he's almost shaking from rage. (he's gonna pop and burst like a balloon eheh)

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

if it's a light sentence, he lightly slap your face and remind you to obey. if you've done something horrendous, he'll lock you in his room till you've learnt your lesson. he's sick, while he carries on with his day, he imagines you clawing at the door, begging to be released from your confinement. (i dont think it wld get that far)

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

you're not allowed to go out of the castle grounds. the gardens are still available to you but anywhere outside of the fences is a no no for you. you're not allowed to talk to any staff and angels except barbatos. he and the brothers are for you to use at your disposal, feel free to work them to the bone if that's what you wished.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

you may mistake him for being patient since he's quick to forgive you for your insolence but no. he's not used to not getting what he wants immediately, but he will forgive you easily. (aka he's impatient)

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

death isn't an escape for you, it doesn't matter if you're reborn as an angel or devil in your next life — he will have you either way. screw harmony between the three realms, he'll start another celestial war if it means he can have you.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

he doesn't feel guilty at all. he has never been told no before in his royal upbringing and he feels entitled to have you to himself.

"only a fool would let go of a girl like you."

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

his mother passed early in his childhood and he hasn't seen his dad in decades or even centuries. no one around him is comfortable enough to talk to him normally till innocent you arrived in the devildom. you're too precious to him, he wants to know more about you. no, he needs to know — everything about you.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

he'll gently coo at you, telling you that everything will be fine as long as you're with him. what could possibly harm you when he's the future king? (you yourself, duh)

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

(skip... if someone cld tell me what a classic yandere is pls do)

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

if you could somehow get in contact with the angels, you could get them to rescue you. although, in doing so, you might just start a war between the two realms.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

physically no, but he likes using fear to instill obedience in you. (read H)

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

he quite literally kisses the ground you walk on, going as far as to collect some of your belongings to worship. he wouldn't build a shrine but he does secretly store all of them in a little safe in the corner of his room.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

after the events of the first game. he was really tempted to abduct you after belphegor almost offed you though. (do the calculations yourself ehe)

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

i don't think he would intentionally break you, but he also fails to realize that the fear and paranoia he puts you in is leading you down the same path. (so yes but unintentionally)

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beautifulelephantsealsunrise · 1 year ago

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Ok another question. Can u rank best seal teeths for me ? Very curious !

ohh cool i've never considered this question before!! seal teeth are pretty interesting, it turns out. seals are born with teeth, unlike most mammals, and they usually have 34-38 teeth, depending on the species. here's my ranking of the top five types of seal teeth.

crabeater seal teeth

these things have to be number one simply because they're cool as fuck. despite its name, the crabeater seal doesn't actually eat crabs. instead, it uses its specialized teeth to filter krill out of the water, just like whales!

2. elephant seal teeth

they're nothing fancy like the crabeater seal teeth, but they have to be big and strong since elephant seals use them to fight. plus I think it's so funny how they just look like two little points when an elephant seal opens its mouth.

3. leopard seal teeth

these look a little like crabeater seal teeth, right? leopard seals eat krill too, but also fish, squid, penguins, and even smaller seals! their teeth look very sharp and pointy. leopard seal probably ranks #1 on my list of seals I would least like to be bitten by.

4. harbor seal teeth

I like how they're so uniform and neat. politely sharp little points. this harbor seal is getting its teeth brushed! harbor seals don't use their teeth for chewing -- they're mostly used to get a good grip on fish, which they will then swallow whole.

5. harp seal teeth

delicate and beautiful. need I say more? the harp seal eats many different fish and ocean invertebrates.

plus: bonus pic of a harbor seal showing off its tongue! seals have bifurcated (forked) tongues. this is because they are beasts of the devil.

#seal education #crabeater seal #elephant seal #leopard seal #harbor seal #harp seal #pinnipeds #nerpa.txt

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emchante · 6 months ago

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AND OH MY GOD YESSS im really starting to love this!!

Full on dad bod max in action with his smirk just reading all the chats soaking in all the compliments, he doesn’t need them because he knows he’s hot but he definitely doesn’t mind them!

After he rubs his chest he stretches his arms behind his head for a few seconds because he knows we love it letting out the slightest moan, he knows what he’s doing always fishing for those compliments 😉

His damp hair and glistening body on display when someone in chat says something so insane it makes him laugh, head falling back and adams apple on full display. He was so caught off guard that he broke character for just a moment but the chat loves it obviously.

THE SECOND TEASE OH MY DAYS EM!!! Afterwards he’d just keep hinting at it knowing hes driving chat crazy making sly comments after moving his foot/leg around a bit every few minutes OR spreading his legs just a bit wider giving the WIDEST smirk in existence

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KOALA NONNIE HELLO!! so happy to see you again!!<3 and YES, dad bod max yes PLEASEE. tits on display, arms bulging every time they move and his little tummy curve when he’s sitting. magnificent. amazing. let me have him NOW.

god, that’s so on-brand for max. definitely something he does often. loves putting his arms behind his head because he knows how they bulge, how much bigger they look when he’s like that. he also knows he has some filthy fuckers in that chat who are pit lovers, so it’s dedicated to them too. loves to let out those little moans when he stretches back, arching his back forward to crack his back and ohh, the feeling is magnificent. he has to moan!

loves seeing people go wild about it and acting innocent afterwards, pouty lips out and a tilted head as he asks what happened.

when he’s laughing and his head falls back? oh everyone is floored. watching his adam’s apple bob up and down, hearing that deep, beautiful laugh, watching his body move up and down, which in turn drives attention to his chest? holy shit, he’s not even trying but he’s turning you on even more. bonus points if he’s biting his lip trying to hold back more laughs, which causes a flood of comments to come in.

AND YES!! max KNOWS what he’s doing when it comes to that. he spreads his legs wide open, shorts straining against his thick, fuzzy thighs as he leans back with his arms across the tub. he looks so nonchalant, so dominant and so big. the shorts are that tight there’s even a little outline of his dick through it and everyone can’t stop staring. but, that’s not what sets everyone off. it’s when his knee starts bouncing, thigh shaking slightly as max lets out a small sigh.

“if only i had one of you here on it. how good what that be, hm?”

#opening my mail #thots #🐨 anon #softcore p streamer! max #mv

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cantrailivn45 · 8 months ago

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Ohh I feel the art block coming

I missed u zeus gow 3 fish armour best armour

#gow #gow 3 #kratos gow #kratos #zeus gow #god of war 3 #i lov you zeus #and millipedes #centipedes even #someone whose as cray cray as i am abt zeus and kratos relationship in the games talk 2 me

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veenus777 · 2 years ago

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Can I request a Wilbur Soot where the reader and him have been dating for like 8/9 years and in one of tommys mod videos they just spend it on a cute Minecraft date, maybe they have a fake proposal where Wilbur gives reader a diamond and it’s really cute? Feel free to go anyway you want with this!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼

-anon🦋

◜Minecraft Date◞

┊ ᝰ﹕Just Fluff and a little drama, SFW, Reader GN, English from Google translate

┊ ᝰ﹕Thank you very much for your order, it was my first and it made me very happy! I confess that I had to watch some of Tommy's videos to do it, I hope you like it <3

♤ Ever since you and Wilbur started dating a few years ago, you've made a tradition of every Friday being reserved for date nights and it's always worked out well.

♧ Until today when the restaurant called saying there was a problem with reservations which resulted in nowhere to go and that left you feeling discouraged.

♤ Tommy, knowing what happened, decides to invite them to participate in his weird Minecraft mods video.

♧ You end Wilbur up accepting and staying home for game night.

♤ Chaos is the definition of everything, Tommy running and screaming as he is being chased by some horror entity.

♧ While Philza just tries to build his house in peace while being continually hindered by Charlie.

♤ Somewhere between gathering resources and laughing at Tommy getting killed by Chucky, you get the brilliant idea to turn your date night into a Minecraft date.

♧ Wilbur immediately agrees and you look for a village to make your place and everything looks beautiful with rugs and flowers.

♤ However, the peace was short-lived, because as soon as Tommy and Cherlie found out about the idea, they made it their personal mission to destroy your date.

♧ You only turned around for three seconds before being blown to death by a TNT placed by Charlie.

♤ And a war began, on one side you and Wilbur trying to build your meeting and on the other Tommy and Charlie doing everything possible and impossible to ruin it.

♧ And in the middle we had Philza who simply gave up on all of you and went off on his own to create his own house.

♤ They exploded your venue a total of six times before you guys finally gave up and looked for another place for your date.

♧ However, it seemed that Tommy had predicted it since the choice of mod didn't help his goal at all, and every time you had any moment of peace and tranquility it ended with you both being chased by Jason or Frankenstein.

"We're that couple in horror movies that goes out to make out and ends up dying" Wilbur says as his character walks around looking for somewhere safe

"Wow, what a comforting babe" you respond ironically

♤ You decide to dig down to the badrock and build your place there, without the chance of being interrupted by your friends or any mob.

♧ Wilbur decorates the place with plants on the wall and a table in the middle, carpet and flowers everywhere.

♤ He gives you cooked meat and fish and you just sit and talk.

"I'm sorry we can't go on a real date"

"it's not your fault will, and anyway we're having our date now"

"Well but that doesn't stop me from giving you something precious and expensive" he jokes and throws some diamonds to you

"Ohh is that a propose?" You say laughing

"Yes Madam, would you like to spend the rest of your cubical life building houses and mining by my side? I promise you a huge house and all the diamonds in this game" he says in a pompous voice

"Wow it's impossible to deny it my good sir after all this is every person's dream" you respond in the same tone

♧ The conversation doesn't last long before Charlie invades the place.

"I can't believe my eyes! You betrayed me, Wilbur, with that!" Charlie arrives, hitting Will and making a big show of it. "And our children?! Our love was nothing to you?!”

♤ The fight lasted for a good few minutes resulting in the room being broken and everything being blown up, as well as one death for willbur.

♧ The recording didn't last any longer and soon Tommy finished it.

♤ And the rest of the night was just you and Will relaxing on the couch watching some cliché romantic comedy, without any kind of explosions or murderous chases.

.˚｡ 💋 .˚｡ 💌

#qsmp wilbur #wilbur soot x you #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur x reader #wilbur soot #dsmp #qsmp #lovejoy #sorry boys #headcanons #imagine

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