#oh-ma-goat-thx

[bluebellhairpin]

Pal how did your face do over night?!

I didn't wake up, I didn't touch the bonjella once, have even put it back in the medicine cabinet. I was woken up (bc apparently my sheets needed to be washed immediately) and that's the only time I clocked my teeth starting to hurt - even then it was more 'tight' than 'painful'. So I think we're out of the woods now!

[susie-dreemurr]

Dungeon meshi live-blogging ep 10 & 11

(Live-blogged both in Portuguese and in English. I did this before too but used my native language more than usual lol. Also thsi got long because I DIDNT forget to liveblog episodes this time!!!)

Ep10

Oh they’re fucked

Chilchuck the goat

Marcille, I get it. I would be grossed out by that shit too. But THIS TIME, it truly is the only thing we can do. Wear the bloody frog skin and get that shit all over your body even if it’s gross. I’m hugging you for emotional support

Esses mano são muito estúpido /pos nem fudendo que a Marcille vai ser convencida por vaidade de moda quando é a porra de uma pele de sapo que vocês acabaram de descascar. Aiai tadinha kkkk

A CARA DE ÓDIO DELA MANO LMAOOO

Por favor diz que eles vão passar o episódio inteiro com essas roupa silly de sapo

“Parece que o sangue do sapo gigante congelou e grudou nas minhas roupas” NAOOOOOOO mano coitada da Marcille… her life is just L after L after L after L

“We’re gonna fight the dragon like this?! How am I going to reunite with Falin now?!” Girl I know you’re gay and all but Falin will probably be unconscious the entire time and, even if she wakes up, she’ll probably be disoriented as shit. I don’t think she will notice or care about you looking like a furry and smelling like corpses <3

THEY CAN GO HOME BY PAINTINGS???? SO COOL!!!! Ah e oi Namari, queria MUITO que você voltasse pro time Laios. Please at least get an union eventually 🙏

Ah agente vai fazer world building da ilha???? Foda.

“Anões, hein? Abominável.” 🚨🚨FANTASY RACISM ALERT 🚨🚨 FANTASY RACISM ALERT 🚨🚨 (godamnit not my pet peeve. I don’t trust writers with this type of thing lmao so hopefully it isn’t very relevant)

Eu ia falar “por que que os elfos São representados com um estilo de arte egípcio antigo?” mas aí eu lembrei que nas fantasia os elfos vivem por MUITO tempo então isso deve ser uma representação disso. Escolha foda.

Anão lore!!! Anão lore!!!

Como é que eles “devolveriam” a masmorra pros elfos? Não acho que esse povo tem a capacidade de teleportar coisas gigante de lugar não

We really gonna have fantasy racism be a plot point aren’t we. Please writers do this properly

Namari please be a relevant character 🙏 ah e aleluia esses gêmeos vão ser desenvolvidos parece né

Sou que nem esses gêmeos não sei que porra é incumbência não. Sou burra gente nunca foi tão boa em gramática

Mas a irmã do Laios tem um loiro meio escuro, não um castanho claro…? Deve ser um erro de tradução então… estranho

It’s what I thought. I was sure a big part of the reason Namari left is because she never had any hope of Falin surviving in the first place, so, to her, sticking around to save her was pointless. I wonder how she’ll feel once she realizes it wasn’t

Gente, vocês ACABARAM de comer. Eu entendo que não podem lutar o dragão com fome senão vocês vão se fuder de novo, mas VCS TÃO TÃO PERTO….

Ngl I thought this place would be way more wrecked it’s in a surprisingly good state all things considered.

Marcille :(

Eu ia chamar o Chilchuck de covarde arrombado mas pelo menos ele avisou múltiplas vezes que não dava pra contar com ele no combate né.

Oh the dragon is THAT high? It is so truly jover— okay sorry English isn’t my first language it took me a stupid amount of time to realize im making it sound like the dragon smokes weed. By high I meant tall. (Although this show is so silly I wouldn’t be surprised by weed-smoking dragon)

Thx Chilchuck for offering your help, I knew you were just acting tsundere <3 also I get that he’s a half-foot species or whatever but did they HAVE to make him look twelve. I keep forgetting he’s a middle aged man in his species.

“Deveríamos ter pedido pra Namari vir” Senshi, A MARCILLE PEDIU. Foi vocês (Laios e eu acho que o Chilchuck) que impediram ela.

…Wait if Chilchuck is so willing to go for wine as soon as he sees it, how did they not figure out he’s an adult before? Did they just avoid any and all places with beverage so that, since they thought he was a kid, he wouldn’t feel left out by not being able to drink? If so, cute. Alternatively Chilchuck is only comfortable enough to get drunk with them NOW since they bonded more, which is also sweet.

Marcille finally got a W (doesn’t have to eat monsters today)— “but there’s still the red dragon” Laios don’t ruin the moment.

Awww Senshi looks so cute in this show when he’s being complimented

Lmao Laios complimenting everyone on their skills that helped them get here so far, and then with Marcille it’s just. “Girl, I’m SO sorry you had to go through this trip, you suffered the most L’s out of all of us.”

DRAGON FIGHT! DRAGON FIGHT!!! I heard that episode 11 has angst so, unlike how I’ve been doing with this one, I’ll have to wait until I get home </3 I can’t risk missing out on some vital parts of the experience or god forbid crying in class. It hurts to wait but it’s necessary. Ough.

Ep 11

Okay fuck it we been having a free class might as well START. I’m bored leave me alone.

Oh fuck it didn’t even start with the opening it’s so jover

Marcille don’t second guess yourself it’s gonna make me more nervous because that’s basic foreshadowing shit will go wrong

Ngl I know this is an anime but crumbling buildings are no joke. Even if the party doesn’t get hurt what if it crushes the dragon’s stomach and, therefore, Falin?

Okay NOW the opening starts. I still find it funny the one having a monologue like “hang on, Falin!” right before the battle is Marcille and not Falin’s fucking brother.

Guys. Guys (aside of Laios ig) wdym u didn’t expect it to be this fast it’s huge af. Please tell me you’re not far from the marked place. Even if the terrain slows him down he’s still a huge ass dragon

I was about to say, if Namari got her hands sorta burnt by heating up the Urine, these guys gonna come back with their hands completely numb and red from FUCKING DRAGON FIRE!!!!

GET UR SHIT BACK DONT FUCKING — oh thank god Senshi

Oh god they had to change routes it’s so jover

These guys HAVE to be hit by at least part of the debris there’s no way— oh fuck the dragon ain’t even phased it’s so jover— CHILCHUCK GOT HIT IN THE HEAD BY DEBRI. I TOLD YOU ALL

:0 thank you Laios, the goat at improv. The guy wants to reache/ cut its inverted scale

SWORD WHY.

Ohhhh Chilchuck found out about the sword now. His face looks haunted man.

(In the car rn so I can turn up the sound a little bit finally🙏) CHILCHUCK MAKING UP INSULTS SO HE CAN INSULT LAIOS AS MUCH AS HE POSSIBLY CAN

Senshi hiding the trump card from us until the last minute… you could have told them after Namari parted ways— oh fuck the blade is too short it’s jover

Senshi gonna pull the self-sacrifice shit aur Naur

FUCK. Also Chilchuck the self-proclaimed “I only been doing this for the bag I’ll leave y’all once the combat starts” running towards the dragon’s paw to try to save Senshi… we been knew— oh shit the blade

YOOO Chilchuck hit it in the eye!!! Mf should never call himself useless in combat again.

Senshi the goat. Also Chilchuck got hit by debris in the head AGAIN (+ probably got crushed along with Senshi)

No matter what happens Marcille needs to get through this because I’m pretty sure she the only mf in this party who can revive ppl.

Parece que eu to assistindo OSNF do jeito que todo mundo quer se sacrificar pelo time kkkkkk

OOF. HIS FUCKIJG LEG. There may be a spell for revival due to the unique nature of the dungeon but is there one for losing limbs???

Laios let’s go 🙏 officially redeemed from the fuck up of ep 1

THIS IS ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE EPUSODE????? I was so sure it’d end in that cliffhanger. Ngl I’d be traumatized by this if I didn’t know reviving is possible.

Falin & Laios flashback pog. She looks so cute as a kid, too.

(Can finally hear sound normally yippee!!!) these quick cuts to black in the flashback making me nervous

Ouvindo o fantasma dizer dnv e dnv “por favor, tire-o, socorro” 100% é o motivo da Falin ter tanta empatia pelos fantasma né?

Ngl Olman is a familiar ass name idk why . Whoever named him should feels sorry for themselves tho ugly as hell name

We’re going more into Falin’s perspective in this flashback which is neat because she’s been absent the entire anime so far so we only know what others feel about her

Oh fuck D:

Senshi afraid of revival magi. So r eda Al for this

Oh she CAN reattach the leg pog. Ngl if I were her I’d focus on finding Falin FIRST so she would have someone else to help revive everyone bc I feel like that takes a lot of magic

There’s NO way this tiny ass knife can withstand cutting so much idc if it’s from op metal no mames

Part of me is wondering if we’re gonna see Falin totally dismembered and half-digested. Another part of me says this show has been mostly lighthearted so they wouldn’t go so far. Yet ANOTHER part of me says they showed us Laios getting his leg cut off so as long as Falin survives it’d be fine

Godamn this stomach looks like a balloon.

The stomach empty… I am 100% sure Falin escaped somehow due to the yuri posts I saw before watching this show but also if she dies like this… it’s possible

EWEWEW THE HELL IS THAT.

Ohhhh is she gonna come back wrong

…okay I’m just saying. I called it with her being digested.

[gohyuck]

Oh... you want hate? Uh, you smell?

LMAO

[paint-pilot]

@oh-ma-goat-thx yeah, we don't keep any animals besides horses and cats (my trainer has dogs but they're terrible with kids lol). now that i think of it, though, we do have a lot of wildlife (foxes, raccoons, small snakes, birds, spotted a bat once)...perhaps i could do some kind of lesson on them? it's not really that horse-related but it might be a nice change of pace, especially if i can make fake tracks in the arena. i do have a parts of the horse activity - it's a blast! ive always done it with shaving cream myself - kids love it and our camp horses couldn't care less. as for ridden activities, that's for another post entirely, and probably something i need to talk about with my trainer since this will be my first time teaching group lessons and i'd like some more advice on how to balance it out. thanks so much!!

[jensoo]

What's dragon fly in your native tongue?

it’s ‘ważka’! lol it has nothing to do with dragons (which is ’smoki’) in polish 😞

[taones]

𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐫

Hello lovely! Could I please request fluffy hcs for brushing/playing with Asahi’s hair? xx <3

Pairings: Asahi x reader, Kageyama x reader, Ushijima x reader, Tsukki x reader, Kenma x reader

Reader: Gender neutral

Warnings: Suggestive in Kageyama’s/Kenma’s (in italics), mentions of tsukishima crying

━Asahi 

He has so much hair and it’s really thick and beautiful but it gets tangled a lot so he usually puts it up

Unfortunately this gives him a lot of headaches because he usually does it too tight which is how you first started playing with his hair

It’s usually you sitting up with his head in your lap and your scratching at his hair slightly and tugging out the knots gently with your hands

It made him blush the first couple of times and he said that you didn’t have to just because his head hurt a little

But now he’s used to it, he isn’t afraid to just plant his head in your lap and non-verbally request for you to play with his hair

He gets this really soft smile whenever you do things like plait it of put it up in space buns for him, especially while he’s sleeping

And when you brush it he basically melts

It’s so calming to him and you because the tension visibly leaves his body and he just rests himself on you, vibing with your energy

He lets out little groans when you do it and pretty much always falls asleep afterwards or after he’s made you something to thank you

Will offer a massage to return the favour (if your hair is unable to be played with/you don’t like it) but always finds a way to calm you down too if he doesn’t fall asleep on you

━Kageyama

It takes him a little while to get used to it, I won’t lie

The first time you did it he sat up very quickl;y and looked at you as if to say ‘what are you doing right now?’

After a while of him freezing up at first, he does get used to it a bit and actually ends up asking for it quite a lot since it relaxes him

(Plus he likes to spend time with his pretty s/o can you really blame him?)

And by asking for it i mean he walks up to you, sits in front of you and plants your hand on his head 

But he’s usually pouting or grumpy in some way so you just do it since he’s cute

He loveseat when you do little plaits or rub the shorter bit at the back/near his neck that makes him shiver

He might even let you put the front up in a little ponytail just to see you giggle about it

Honestly tobio is kinda like a dog that's alert until you give it scratches you know? He kinds flies around life all uptight so this is his stress relief

Do not rake your nails over his scalp in public please, you did it once and he moaned out loud

But at least you know how to rile him up in a more productive way

━Tsukishima

It’s a rare occurrence and you need to savour it

He really only lets you when he’s studying, not really paying attention, tired or upset and all of these have to be alone

He loves attention and he loves touching and being around you he just has a hard time explaining this to you and allowing himself to indulge

But when he does, it’s a very nice sight for you

He get’s this almost serene look on his face, like everything is okay in the world and he can relax for a while

No sarcastic comments, no teasing, just you and tsukki in silence

He hums to whatever he’s listening to though which is very cute 

Actually moves towards your hands when you pull them away as if to call you back to him which is the closest you’re gonna get to him asking for affection

Much like Kags, he will come up to you on a particularly bad day and lean his head on you like a clue for you to play with his hair

While you do it he often has his other hand intertwined with the one your not using and squeezes it every now and then to let you know he’s still awake and listening

You do it a lot when he cries, it calms him down and sends him to sleep

━Ushijima 

Believe it or not, he will and does ask for you to play with his hair once he gets used to it

The first couple of times he kind of tensed and shot you a questioning look but he trusts you so he leans back and lets you do your thing

His hair is fairly short so there isn’t much you can do with it but he likes when you put little clips in his hair

Once went to practice with a strawberry hair clip in and just vibed with it once he realised, Goshiki almost cried because he’s usually the only one who wears them

Tells you where he wants head scratches or if he just wants you to mess with the strands, he’s not afraid to instruct you about it lmao

His favourite thing for you to do is to scratch or run your fingers in circles over his scalp, it sends him straight into an almost catatonic relaxed state

It happens a lot after a particularly stressful practice (obviously after he showers)

He also likes taking you out on picnics or dates in parks and will kind of lay between your legs with his head on your torso while you play with it

Or sits you on his lap and rests his face in your neck so you can reach his head

You traced ‘I love you’ on his head with your nails once and he hummed an ‘I love you very much too y/n’ and fell asleep again

━Kenma 

He really is like a cat in this regard

He likes attention, on his terms and on his terms only

Will solidly just brush you off if you try it and he’s not in the mood but other times it’s different 

Kinda melts when you do it into a little pudding puddle, his shoulders are less hunched and he bends his neck in that cute little questioning way

Not afraid to come up to you and just plonk your hand on his head or nudge it and ask ‘y/n can you play with my hair please’

Asks you to put it in buns because apparently yours look better but it’s really so he has an excuse to have your fingers rake through his hair

PLEASE do it while he’s gaming, it relaxes him so much and he doesn’t get as frustrated when he loses

Instead of frowning and getting all huffy, he just turned and hides his face in your thigh from where he’s sitting on the floor to focus on the feeling of your hands in his hair

Tug it I dare you, it shoots straight down his body

He ends up turning to you and raising an eyebrow if you do it more than once then grabs your hands to tug you into a kiss 

And so on...

Thanks for reading my loves! 

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[amixedwitch]

The Entanglement of Stars - “Canes Venatici”

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[lemonjoonah]

😊 Will do @oh-ma-goat-thx​!!! Now some of them were directly stated in the fic (like being wrapped together, the meaning behind the snowflakes, etc) but here are some of the lesser obvious metaphors.

* SPOILERS FOR WRAPPED TOGETHER AHEAD!*

The red ribbon - A nod to the red thread of fate (a soulmate concept). During their first shift together Namjoon dropped the spool of ribbon which rolled over to the OC, and she proceeded to stop it with the ‘sole’ of her boot. I’m so sorry for the pun, I just couldn’t resist. 😂 

The Christmas decor boxes - essentially the OC’s emotional response regarding her mother passing (her baggage so so speak). Left there for a year, untouched because she couldn’t bear the thought of packing or moving them. She even hated being in the same room as them, only when Namjoon comes into her life does she start to, exist in the same space as them (their movie date(s)), acknowledge their presence and state she wasn’t ready to unpack them, and clean them off when there is the possibility he might come over. 

The OC’s profession- her job at the call centre is one of those positions where to be good at your job you have to be presentable and accommodating no matter the shit that gets thrown at you. This is much like how she deals with her life, she thinks in order for people to like her, to be deemed a good person, she has to be always presentable and never falter. 

Namjoon’s profession- I kind of already mentioned the metaphor for him within the fic, but yeah, much like the art he acquires, the OC is in need of help, after being left alone after the passing of her mother and existing within the confines of an environment that might deteriorate her further. ADDITIONAL FUN COINCIDENCE TO NOTE: Jackson’s custody of the collection Namjoon was hoping to acquire, and the prior connection to the OC, leading Namjoon to worry that he might hold a piece of her heart too.

Wrapping vs. paper snowflakes- Obviously wrapping was a metaphor for how the OC kept her ‘negative’ emotions wrapped up tight (something she is a proficient at). She was kind of using Namjoon as a band-aid, as multiple pieces of tape, to keep it all together, the object of course for no one to see how she feels on the inside because she doesn't think it lovable. Now Namjoon’s proficiency is paper snowflakes, throughout the fic you see his emotions making an appearance, his disappointment, his sadness, and his frustration popping out. Much like a paper snowflake you can see what’s behind it, there are holes for people to see inside. It takes the OC seeing Namjoon crying to realize that seeing those so-called ‘negative’ emotions doesn’t make you any less lovable, and then she too breaks down in tears.

[naphaven]

ahh thank you @softdykevibes for tagging me n calling me on of your favorite mutuals!! <3<3 gottaa do favorite movies in gifs without saying what they are!!

there’s probably a lot more that i missed but! it’s 2 am so this is good i think! im gonna tag y’all but obviously if you dont wanna you dont gotta @build-a-bi @oh-ma-goat-thx @waitineedaname @desolate-sunshine (dy i miss you!! how are you!!) @petite-pivoine (dude i miss you too <3) @letsbelavender (ily bitch)

[jinnoit]

@oh-ma-goat-thx you ah.... having fun there??

[lemonjoonah]

@oh-ma-goat-thx replied to your post “😊 Will do @oh-ma-goat-thx​!!! Now some of them...”

Ahhhh!!! Yes ma’am this is amazing! The amount of thought and hard work into this is just perfect!!!!

Bro like I live for things like this, you don’t understand. The English major in me is THRIVING

ASFJHKJSDFH I’m so glad! I’m such a sucker for hidden themes, motifs, and metaphors too. I can’t not include them in my work anymore 😅. And I’ve also made it my mission that whenever people write them in their own stories, I WILL FIND THEM... AND I WILL LOVE ON THEM 😍😂.

[colorfulrayray]

I'm scared

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[amixedwitch]

The Entanglement of Stars - “Asterism (Part Two)”

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[yuusuno]

i bet half of this is just haiku bots spamming the same shit over and over

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