#oh yes talk about the wife!!!

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMjAv8WTC/

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THAT MOMENT WAS SO FUCKING CUUUUUUUTE 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[lidera-aro]

How I thought Odypen was before I listened to Ithaca saga:

Odysseus: Would you love me if I was a worm?

Penelope: *fond, exasperated sigh and eyeroll* Yes, love.

How I think they are after I listened Ithaca saga:

Odysseus: Would you love me if-

Penelope: Yes

Odysseus:

Peneleope: *looking him in the eyes* Yes.

[macdenlover]

we don’t acknowledge enough how dee used to be a pageant winner when she was a kid and how much damage it did to her. she worked her ass off and got recognition for being pretty and talented at a young age and it was the only source of self esteem she could garner in a family that constantly berated and talked down to her. she sought after that external approval because it was the only way she could prove everyone around her wrong. her dream of being a performer didn’t come from a self-aggrandizing delusion— she genuinely showed a lot of potential when she was younger. but she went through an unflattering puberty and her spinal condition got worse and that natural talent she had as a kid plateaued way too early. the “former gifted kid” dilemma. she slowly lost the thing that promised her that she was good, but she was so desperate to keep holding onto it that she tried anyway. again and again and again no matter how much people made fun of her because it was always about proving them wrong. but after a while she couldn’t jump anymore without anticipating the way it feels when she hits the ground face first. self-sabotage became her way out, choosing to rather live in the fantasy of her own unrealized potential and blaming those around her for her lack of success, than having tried and crashed again. she’d rather buy lottery tickets over and over and never scratch off the numbers than to see that she lost. that self-sabotaging behavior bled into other aspects of her life too, from friendships to relationships to therapy. her own short lived success is what made her grow into embodying the cycle of failure.

[feelo-fick]

miscellaneous au doodles + a VERY self indulgent song lyric comic :D

+ extra evil comic below the cut :

"chil!" "don't look at me like that..."

[synonymroll2121]

Wallace.

Aurelio : When I said bring me back something from the beach, I meant like a seashell, not a bird! Teo, with a new pet seagull nesting on his hair: We’ll, why didn’t you just say that? And his name is Wallace, be nice.

[satoruxx]

forgot to mention that last night i dreamt that toji told me if we both were born in ancient times he would’ve made the taj mahal for me and i fear i haven’t been the same since i woke up

[opikiquu]

aventurine pl. Plea s e . PLLEEEEEEASE

[best-enemies]

I've reached season 5 on my CSI rewatch and I'm a few episodes past "Swap Meet", where a woman is murdered after attending a swing party with other couples from the neighbourhood. Near the end of the episode there's a moment that made me jump from my seat:

(Grissom walks up to Sara and takes the seat next to her. He's holding two cups. He hands her a cup of tea.)

[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - BRASS' OFFICE]

Erin Brady: Everybody fantasizes about other people. (She glances at Grissom.)

Even you, Mr. Grissom. A neighbor, a friend ... girl at the office.

[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - HALLWAY]

(The door opens. Paul Brady walks out of the hallway. Erin Brady walks out into the hallway. Sara is sitting in the hallway chair watching them. She watches as they meet and kiss.)

(Grissom walks up to Sara and takes the seat next to her. He's holding two culps. He hands her a cup of tea.)

LIKE!!!!!!!

Right after Erin ends her sentence with 'girl at the office', the first time Sara and Grissom meet again, he brings her tea. This might be an innocent interaction but to me it seemed like a nod to this relationship they have where both are into each other, know about the other's feelings, but can't/won't do anything about it (although Sara has kind of given Grissom an ultimatum). I don't know if it was intentional - I'm guessing it is, because I picked it up immediately. I might or might not have squealed in delight.

[saltlickmp3]

had a category five blorbo moment a random friend who i didnt even really know had seen doctor who recognised missy from a sticker on my computer and was like 'oh yeah she was great' and i WAS SO CLOSE TO SAYING SOMETHING BETRAYING MY MISSY BRAINWORMS but just said oh yeah shes really cool haha i love her lol

[problemcore]

oh yea btw i finished 3.0 yesterday WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

[im2tired4usernames]

You know if your church has an attitude that child education is a waste of time because God and revolutions is coming anytime and the world's just gonna end so the children don't need to waste time to know math and that you need to train them up right they just need to study the Bible and love God your church is lit just a dooms day cult and not even trying to hide it

[airanke]

Every day I sit here or lie in bed thinking about how much purity culture destroyed me.

[douubles]

context for what "maybe" means in the tags

[garden-ghoul]

vera and I are reading the odyssey out loud and woah. it's good. you hear about this?

[girlivealwaysbean]

first of ilysm for that ask and second babe yk why i made that lesbian vampires post? i saw the vampire tag trending and it immediately reminded me of this lesbian vampire based webtoon even tho i have read so many vampire ones. it's like disturbingly hot, obviously they couldn't make lesbians without mental issues all three of them are fucked up but the red haired mc i forgot her name idc how toxic she is she was so how do you say drawing attractive interesting bewitching scary but in hot way i loved it

me: awww domestic lesbians omg they're so cute i love them me whennnnnn vio us whennn

me: kshdJJSJSSJSJ I THINK I JUST ORGASMED A LITTLE ON THE SPOT WHAT IS IT WITH THE POWER OF LESBIANS HOW IS THE CHEMISTRY SO HOT THAT I COUKD FEEL THE CHANGE IN THE AIR😭😭😭

[bunnyboy-juice]

GRAAAAAAAH MISREPRESENTING DATA DOES NOTHING FOR ANYONE EXCEPT FEED TROLLS WHO ARE TRYIGN TO TAKE OYU IN BAD FAITH ANYWAY OH MY GD