#oh yeh i feel you bruh

[beaniegaebie]

team brain rot forever

Hey fandom, any chance I could get some supportive "you're not alone"s? I'm soooooo feeling still lost/obsessed in Good Omens and no one I know irl gets it at all. I just need to feel that I am not weird, a wee wave of understanding would help me so much right now. Sorry for being lame.

[albatris]

one day......... I'm going to try and Chat Casually Online

[badedramay]

AryLie ki Pasoori - 14/02/22

Happy Valentine’s Day! 

Romantic scenes nahin mile per pyaar BHAR BHAR MILA!!! I watched the entire episode simply FREAKING OUT BECAUSE OH MY GOD????????

but firstakjdhaea HOLD UP! Tere Naam???? You know...I ain’t even mad. I needed this reality check. FREAKIN’ needed it! Matlab here I was udofying in the aasman and Atif said hogaya behen ab neeche aaja and BAM I am back on the ground. TERE NAAM KON BAJATA HAI YAAR?!?!?!

MUST all songs be about death and gloom!??!?! 

The entire sequence was just so...dslkahewa! I was half laughing half awwwing because bruh the shots were just so gorgeous?! Aryan running to Imlie as a tear fell from her eye. THAT BLOODY EK ANSU! the way we have been conditioned to feel about it. the ansu that Aru will ALWAYS catch! IT WAS CRUEL TO SHOW US AN ANSU FALLING BUT ARU NOT BEING THERE! Ohhhhh they knewww what they were doing! THEY KNEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

HOw pretty are these shots?!

BUT THEN!!! MATLAB PROPER LITERAL ACTUAL KHIDKI TOD ENTRY OF OUR HEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!

I AM HOWLING IT HAPPENED ALL OF A SUDDEN I ACTUALLY CRIED OUT IN SURPRISE ADN THEN HAD TO PAUSE TO FOR A GOOOOOOOOOOD LONG LAUGH BECAUSE YEH KYA THAAAAAAAAAA????? HE JUMPED IN FROM THE WINDO!? TOD KE AGAYA?!?!? HOW DID HE KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON INSIDE? HOW DID HE KNOW IN WHICH ROOM SHE WAS IN??? 

AINVAYI Ghalib said Ishq Ne Nikamma Kardiya...Aryan toh Ishq mein actuall superhero bann gaya!!!!

Of course he saved her and the whole family going aye hayye kya hua happens. URGGGHHH I WAS DYINGGGG AT HOW aRYAN was half fussing over Imlie and half answering all of the family’s questions! i CRIED at how he told the T. fam to make space as Imlie was having trouble breathing. AND OYEEEE MALINI KI SHAMAT!!!!! Despite the glasses you could SEEE Aryan’s eyes turn red with rage when Sundar mentioned Malini taking the pest spray. and then Malini HAD to go and fuck things up more for her by making that ridiculous excuse and Aryan straight up told her she’s DUMB ADLHAWEA!! THIS BANDA YAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! aisi CLASSIC beissti kardeta hai!!

AND THEN AND THEN!!

IMLIE HELD HIS FINGER TO GET HIS ATTENTION!!!

MAIN TOH WAHEEEEEENNNNN MARR GAYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

It was all just so freakin’ domestic! and THANK GOD madam didn’t get up and started her lectures again. IT WAS ARYAN IN CONTROL AND HE REMAINED SO TILL THEN END!!!!

Real talk..the way he always addresses the Tripathis with so much respect???? MY MAN IS A GENTLEMAN. I say this always I say this again...HE’S A MAN RAISED BY WOMEN AND IT SHOWS!!!

Agaye Arpita and Narmada suitcase leke! LIKE THIS WAS SO SMART THOUGH???   OF COURSE IT WOULD’VE BEEN WEIRD JUST ARYAN STAYING IN THE HOUSE SO BEFORE ANY SUCH OBJECTION TOOK PLACE HE HANDLED THE SITUATION??? he really would do anything to make sure Imlie is not troubled no? T___T

SPEAKING OF DOMESTICITY. thank you I am dead but HELLOOOOOOO ARYLIE????? THEIR CONVERSATIONS????? THE FUCKIN’ CASUALNESS WITH WHICH THEY CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER NOW???? THE BANTER????????? I AM DEAD??????? 

Ek toh yeh P se Pyaaar word legit HAUNTED Aryan the entire day xD First Arpita almost slipping that word and Aryan’s entire face becoming a ! sign. then Imlie saying he’s in love with ADITYAAAA cuz Aryan is obsessed with him (oh Imaliyaaaaaaa...you are hovering JUST around the point and yet missing it entirely!!) Ladai jhagda pyaar ki pehli seedhi then next seedhi then next seedhi OH MY GOD IMLIE THAT’S YOU! THAT’S YOU WITH ARUUU NOT ARU WITH ADI!! ASKJDHAWWA

Aryan’s subconscious is TUNED to being protective of Imlie. even in hypothetical bantery conversations he wouldn’t let anything hurt Imlie.

“Zyada uper jaogi main neeche se seedhi hata dunga.”

“Phir toh hum girr jaenge..”

“Main tumhein girne nahin dunga.”

ASHIQ SINGH RATHORE YOU ARE MAKING IT WAY TOOOO OBVIOUS!! WAYYYY TOOOOO OBVIOUSSSSS!!!

noooo I AM WATCHING THE SCENE AGAIN AS I AM TYPING THIS AND DYING ALL OVER BECAUSE ARYANNNN BEING SO GRUMPY THAT IMLIE WAS BEING ANNOYED AT HIM FOR SAVING HER AND HIM SARCASTICALLY SAYING SHE SHOULD SEND HIM A MESSAGE TO TELL HIM WHEN SHE’S GONNA GET IN TROUBLE NEXT SO HE WOULD COME THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR GHANTI BAJA KE TO SAVE HER AKJDHWEAEAW

AND THEN POOR ARPITA GETTING STUCK IN THESE TWO IDIOTS ROZ KA LAFDAA! real real REAL talk but Aryan and Arpita are a BLESSING for me..me who is a sucker for bhai-behen relationship done right. There’s something so endearing about this visual of a tall Aryan..a bharpoor mard...acting like a child wanting to hide behind his Di’s pallu because he doesn’t want to get into trouble. and Arpita..SWEET PYAARI DARLING Arpita saving her little brother but also teasing him? MAIN MARR GAYIIII

ARYAN AGAIN BEING GRUMPY THAT IMLIE WOULD RATHER STAY WITH MAA AND DI BUT NOT HIM LIKE SONNNNNNN!! TERA PURA SWAG SOLAR SYSTEM KE HI BAHAR CHALA JAATA HAI WHEN YOU ARE AROUND HIS GIRL! THE HOLD SHE HAS ON HIM I AM NOTHING BUT A GIANT BALL OF SQUEALS!!! IMLIE BEING SWEET TO DI BUT THEN FROWNING TO ARYAN LIKE EXCUSSEEEE MEEEE YEH KYAAA HORAHA HAI????

and i am SORRY but ASHIQ ARU SINGH RATHORE AAP JEALOUS HORAHE HO!! Jealous cuz Imlie said HE is the one to always instigate Aditya! yaaaaarr!!! ITNA BHI KYAAA OBVIOUS HONA?!??!

“Kisi ki kab aadat lag jaati hai pata hi nahin chalta...”

Aryan toh aadat ke stage se kaafiii aage nikal chuka hai but I am waiting for Imlie to realize her aadat! WHAT WOULDN’T I GIVE TO SEE HER MISS HIS ABSENCE JUST ONCE????

lastly. YES THANK YOU ARYAN FOR BAJAOING IMLIE FOR RUNNING AWAY FROM THE OFFICE! I WAS SO FUCKING MAD AT IMLIE FOR DOING THAT BUT HAH!! it always takes the writers snooping around in the tag to realize what kaand they did. but hey..at least they address it! ACHA HUA. THODA AUR SUNAYE IMLIE KO. USKI MOTI AQAL MEIN BAAT KAHAN BETHTHI HAI?!

now i’ll go back to screaming.

[exterminate-flatscan-terrorists]

holy shit, trainssupesandhuntresses is still being a fvcking looser hijacking COUNTLESS Anti Tony posts for MONTHS. Whining and bitching that we shouldnt talk so much about a FICTIONAL character, meanwhile he ALWAYS talks about his fav fictional character.

oh my gods, what a fucking hypocritical  loosers these Tony Stark fans are.

trainssupesandhuntresses: "who cares, man. he's a fictional character." says the obsessed PSYCHO who has been hijacking every single Anti Tonky post FOR MONTHS. I dunno bruh, WHY DO YOU CARE that this FICTIONAL Gestapo Allegory is being criticized??? Seems like a YOU problem, yah fvcking weirdo.

trainssupesandhuntresses: "My problem with anti blogs is that they act like fans of a character are a bad person because a character did xyz." __  No, you pathetic Wanna-Be-Victim. Tony Fanbois BEHAVED BADLY, litterally some of you Tonky fanbois asked Antis to "KlLL themselves". We judge Tonky Fanbois by their SHlT behavior. You fuckers act EXACTLY like Religious bastards that feels attacked when called out on being homiphobic bigots. Tony Fanbois insult and threaten AntiTonkys, and the CRY like little bitches when you get insulted back. And then LYING about why yall got insulted, Yall LIE, saying that "I'm being attacked for being a fan of Tony" When You Toxic Fanbois are the ones who constantly attacks anyone who says anything negative about that Gestapo Allegory billionare Bastard yall love so much. Toxic Tony Fanbois act like TERFS that  throws insults everywhere then act like the victims when the trans people they attack fight back, TERFS cry that they are being attacked for just "Being a woman", instead of the real reason, TERFS are criticized for being "attrocious intollerant bitches".  Its the SHIT BEHAVIOR of your fellow Tonky Fanbois that we hate.

‘The lady doth protest too much, methinks,’  but,.  yeh, Since A LOT of you Toxic Tonky FANBOIS seems to be attrocious irrational verbally abusive bastards,  Im begining to think that, YES, there might ACTUALLY be a correlation between being a Toxic Tony Stark Fanboi, and being an attrocious bastard. I mean, Holy sht, you already came at this using the CLASSIC FASCIST Behavior of "FALSE VICTIMHOOD", Crying and whining in EVERY Anti Tony Stank post you could hijack that youre being PERSONALLY ATTACKED via Criticism against youre favorite Gestapo Allegory.  Maybe theres a REASON why people like you are attracted to characters that CHAMPIONs Laws that put PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE HIM in Gulags and Concentration Camps.

and instead of saying something simple like "putting PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE HIM in Gulags and Concentration Camps is actually bad and inexcusable", You took CRITICISM towards Tony, as if its an attack on YOU. You seem to be the one whos OBSESSED with a FICTIONAL character here, to the point that you take CRITICISM against Tonky as if its a personal attack on YOU, like some Religious ZEALOT.

pfff

Hey people, I think this trainssupes guy IS one of the actual lunatics who are IRL lunatics. His toxic obsessive behavior is NOT the normal. Hes waaaay too fucking obsessed with DEFENDING a character that Championed RACIST Fascist Laws that put minorities in prison. He wants to be FREE to be a fanboi of Tony Gestapo Allegory Stark, and NOT be questioned about it, because as you said, He is simply made uncomfortable by NEGATIVITY against his Idol. For someone who kept bitching about "OOOOOOH, HES JUST FICTION" , trainssupesandhuntresses sure as fuck seems to feel OFFENDED when anyone points out thats his piece of shit FICTIONAL Hero is a piece of shit. He takes the negativity against Tonky like its a PERSONAL attack. Like some Religious prick whod kill people for insulting their FICTIONAL god. (And he is free to be a fanboi of Tony Gestapo Allegory Stark, but hes the one deliberately hijacking the Anti Tonky Suckass posts looking for a fight, like a Religious Zealot whining and bitching in Atheist Posts.)

ACTUAL Stereotypical TOXIC psycho fanboi that takes any negatively comment against his favorite FANTASY Gestapo Allegory as a PERSONAL ATTACK. 

Instead of saying something SIMPLE like "Im a fan of Tony, but YES, I absolutely believe that his actions in Civil War, comics and MCU, are inexcusable and should not be justified or glorified".  Instead of saying that, TOXIC fanbois like trainssupesandhuntresses goes with the gatekeepy IMMATURE route of "🤤duuurrrr, why yoo saying putting Supers in Gulags are BAD! theyre not reaaL, durrrrr!🥴 Stahp talkin about fictional racismmmm🥴". meanwhile, being the hypocritical TOXIC fanboi, he doesnt stop d¡ckriding his favorite Gestapo Allegory. Pulling the "duuuur DONT talk AbouT FiCTioNaL characterzz" because he wanna gatekeep who can and cant talk about his favorite Gestapo Character. He doesnt wanna admit that Tonys actions were wrong, because he agrees with it. Instead of saying that such actions are WRONG, he gaslights and deflect deflect deflect. There are SOOOOO MANY heroes in the Marvel media, but for some reason , he is attracted to the White Man Billionare Gestapo Allegory and attacks anyone who criticizes his Idol.

Some actual lunatic fans UNIRONICALLY thinks that terrible behaviors by their "heroes" are aspirational. People who are actual fucking lunatics sometimes actually reflect that in their choice of Fav Characters , and they feel personally attacked when theyre told that their Gestapo Allegory Idol is actually BAD and should not be UNIRONICALLY glorified.

some Companies have had NEEDED to remind their fans that genodical racist fascist behavior is actually bad,

== for example,

Warhammer 40K’s Creators Needed to make a statement reminding players that its fictional monsters aren’t aspirational after a scandal at a major tournament in Spain.

Games Workshop has had a long time to reckon with just how explicit the “Grimdark” satire of its tabletop wargaming universe is. It portrays a fascist, zealous imperial regime as heroic—in a universe of demonic horrors and alien invasion—to players who might find themselves fond of such ideals in real life. But the company has recently been forced to take stock of that satire in the wake of Nazi imagery being worn to a recent tournament.

=== example2

Anti-Nazi Wolfenstein II offends Nazis

"It's disturbing that Wolfenstein can be considered a controversial political statement"

Bethesda marketing boss Pete Hines discusses publisher's marketing for upcoming anti-Nazi shooter

The marketing, particularly the #NoMoreNazis tagline, has caused a stir and prompted complaints about both the game and Bethesda via social media, but Hines defends the marketing message.

"This is what our game is about," he says. "It's what this franchise has always been about. We aren't afraid to embrace what BJ stands for and what Wolfenstein represents. When it comes to Nazis, you can put us down in the 'against' column."

"As we've said many times before, fighting Nazis has been the core of Wolfenstein games for decades, and it isn't really debatable that Nazis are, as Henry Jones Sr. said, 'the slime of humanity.' Certainly there's a risk of alienating some customers, but to be honest, people who are against freeing the world from the hate and murder of a Nazi regime probably aren't interested in playing Wolfenstein."

The geek community, and specifically the gamer community, has become even more polarized than the country as a whole. Part of that may be our fondness for stories about Good and Evil. But it’s also got a lot to do with white nationalist groups like Stormfront actively recruiting from the lonely, entitled and pretty much completely white male “Gamergate” movement.

It’s no coincidence the same places Gamergate people used to harass women in the gaming industry for daring to exist – Twitter, mostly, with Reddit and 4chan for organizing – are now plagued with young men who proudly identify as Nazis and go around taking offense to video games that promise the catharsis of shooting up men wearing swastikas and white sheets. Somehow, despite all the stories of heroes doing the right things, part of the geek community has decided they’d rather be the Evil Empire.

===

Make no mistake, psycho toxic fanbois actually exist.

These Tony Gestapo Stark fanbois are the ones who are OBSESSED with their FICTIONAL idol. Just like with EVERYTHING about these facist fanbois, they have the tendency to PROJECT their behavior. They bitch whine and moan about Antis obsessing over a character when in reality, the fanbois the ones being obsessive psychos. This fucker actually told me he's NOT a fan of Tony, but he posts about Pro Tonky Stank all the fucking time. He cant help but be a pathological  FUCKING LIAR it seems. This guy is a psychotwat, like ALL the other Tonky fans.

Update:

this piece of sh¡t who bitches that Tony Stark fans are being portrayed as "bad" , when he himself just dismisses Tonys Prima Nocta speech like its nothing. He cant even be bothered to say that what Tony said was BAD. This fvcking Tonky fanboi ones again tell everyone to shut up about his sexist Idol for being FICTIONAL, and then right after that , he posts sexist Pro Tony posts with ZERO self fvcking awareness, he himself REFUSES TO SHUT THE FVCK UP about Tony, sucking tonkys fictional dick. So, yah, trains, based on your hypocritical sexist behavior, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE FVCKING PERSON. It has nothing to do with Tony. Youre just naturally are an assshole whos attracted to assshole characters. You are the ANSWER to your own question; about Tonys fans being ACTUAL FVCKING AWFUL PEOPLE. Based on your own continous fvcking awful behavior, YEAH, People who are toxic fanbois of Tony Stark are mostly fvcking asssholes. You VALIDATE that stereotype. Congrats, you awful fvcking toxic Red Pilled InCel sack of sh¡t.

how will some of y’all be like “acab””eat the rich” and then stan tony stark

[aphrodite1288]

You know what, I won’t be suprised if suddenly there are news K*ai dating Mi/joo months from now :). Just looking how alot of people shipping him and her since the interaction from “Idol Dictation Contest” and today, fans are crazy cus he said she pretty in “Sixth Sense”. My youtube recommendation are full with those contents (k a i x m i j o o). And I was like, bruh fr?????? Urgh I’m tired, till when these people want to make a fuss and HIGHLIGHT HIS STRAIGHT/PLAYBOY IMAGE????!!! He’s NOT tho🤷🏻‍♀️

Anyway, have a great day and take care. Hope you’re doing fine💖.

First of all Mij/oo is an amazing girl and she is so nice and cute. And she is like that with or without Ji. She is always acting cute and crazy.

2ndly, No Mi/Joo is not Ji's style of girl if they ever get to date. Once I heard that S/M only accepts DIVA GIRLS for him and he won't settle for any girl in the industry. She must be the "IT GIRL" of the Era (Yes I've heard that a lot like a Lot! So it must be true). And I don't want anyone barking here like "that's degrading M/ijoo and blah blah and that she is an IT GIRL , No she Ain't. I love her but she ain't."

Also yeah I've seen fanfics of JixM/ijoo, the ship is getting some interest. But hey! Let them be 🤷🏻‍♀️ Let them ship. Everyone is free to ship whoever they want as long as they're not harassing or hating on anyone.

But nothing to worry about, coz Ji made it clear that she is just a cast member whom he had a good interaction with in the previous show so they feel at ease now talking to e/o though i see that Ji is still embarassed and can't look her in the eye yet so that means they're still not close and I don't think they will be. Heck Ji didn't even add her to his team even though she acted cute and all for him to choose her coz simply he wanted to try and know the other girls coz he already was with her in a show and I'm sure he wanted to end the Fantasy of ppl and the cast members around him and her! Coz they're "same age Maknaes of the show ! Oh they're cute we have to always put them together coz the show show needs a youngsters ship for the show to have high ratings of views" this is a necessary thing in shows they're always teasing a couple to make them embarassed and make rumors circulate around them in the period of time when the show is airing for it to have high ratings and views! That's business and a way of marketing! They always trade a couple I'm the show and put them a lot together as the Diamonds of the show! I've seen that a lot I'm china with Luhan and diliraba and with Sehun and Sejong! And many other couples just for the show! Chanyeol and Nana, Zico and Seolhyun, but Ji made it clear that he was being professional and describing her according to the script they gave him. Also NORMALIZE MALE IDOLS CALLING FEMALE IDOLS PRETTY and vice versa WITHOUT LINKING THEM AS A SHIP AND CLAIMING THAT THEY'RE DATING! If you were an idol and they told you to describe Ji! Of course you would say "He is handsome"! Duh 🤷🏻‍♀️ Y'all always go around calling people pretty the first thing when you're asked to describe someone right??! Even if you DON'T FIND THEM PRETTY OR CUTE but out of CURTSEY YOU DESCRIBE THEM AS CUTE OR NIVE OR PRETTY EVEN THOUGH UOU DON'T KNOW THEM 🤷🏻‍♀️ Sometimes you just wanna get away with the question and answer it without fully meaning what you said! Especially if you had tons of ppl and cameras on your face looking at you waiting for ur answer ! I've described many ppl i didn't even know as "Pretty" or nice without even knowing them and without meaning it. Just coz I was forced to answer that question and i got along with it 🤷🏻‍♀️ Doesn't mean you're in love with them. Let alone the fact that the SHOW IS SCRIPTED.

Ji is very very cautious around girls his age or younger and it's hard for him to open up to anyone. He is an introvert with a very restricted circle of friends you can see that from his small squad! He doesn't even have that many Male friends! Ji needs a long time to welcome someone to his circle of friends. And be completely loose and carefree with them. As far as I know Ji never had a female friend very close to him aside from krystal and Seulgi. But in the opposite he has many moons la friends especially Staff noonas he is so close with them and comfortable and loose.

Guys stop worrying about the yeh slightest thing and turn everything Ji does to an Analysis and a rant about him and his behavior around girls or men im Variety shows! He is building his Variety Show image and he needs to interact more and be closer to may people! You will see h with more people and more girls so please you have to start getting used to this and he will be interacting a lot with girls now! So calm down and stop worrying about every interaction he has with a girl or a man! And always intrepreting things into a bad thing! And twist things up to say he is a playboy or not not being loyal to Ksoo.

Stop linking everything to kaisoo!They're unbothered and so mature and stable. You're the only ones who should stop being bothered by the slightest thing to ruin your day.

[polycephaly]

04: i like it but you can't really call us the nowhere boys when we have like 3 girls

86: 't's more a name for those of us who get outside time.

04: "outside time"? you mean fronting?

86: Yeh

86: [...] - then haveta deal with any wee trogs.

04: "trogs"???

86, struggling thru his accent: Troglodytes.

04: bruh

06: [...] So you dont let anyone else front because you dont trust them?

06, pointedly: seems impractical not to trust yourself

04, having to choose between claiming that we're all the same person and claiming that i trust me, not everyone else, on top of being correctly accused of being impractical: yyyyyyyyyyyyywwwwwwwwwfffffffffuckyou

04: so what does he do. i know he's like a caretaker/emotional support/dad-brother/coworker/cage handler but what's he to you

06: I mean hes kinda like my Warner.

04: will-to-live!warner

04: he's that fucking pervasive "wise mind" i keep hearing about isn't he

06: HES NOT THAT LOL

04: THEN WHAT IS HE?

06: HES JUST SOME GUY???

06: i dunno you ask him

04: i guarantee if i did he'd give me some vague mumbo bullshit like "i'm just here to help".

06: WHATS WRONG WITH BEING HERE TO HELP???

06: Im going thru my komaeda arc

04: HRKGFG

06: Then I guess Vito would be my hinata. In not a weird way. I headcanon hes normal but has a crazy side

04: you are way less insightful about his character than i was hoping

06: What did you need?

04: brainstorming stuff i can ask for help with

06: lol? sure, but I think you know these actually

04: do i

06: Hmmm... i think you do but you just dismiss everything 2 fast to really consider it unless youre literally bleeding out of your eyes. Like youd prefer to say no and figure it out yourself after even if it could help

06: Like "I'm just feeling shitty and hanging by myself but I could ask someone to hang out with me"

04: but i don't usually need to

06: No.

06: you do not.

04: yeah

04:

04: oh

[flowerbeom]

Double Pepperoni | LJB

Part of The Pleasure Chest | A GOT7 Cringe Collaboration

Lim Jaebeom x Female!Reader Genre: College AU, Crackhead Comedy Smut Rating: Mature. So very mature. Warnings: Bad puns, Swearing & Explicit smut scenes. Word Count: 4k

Concept:  to: cassandra.l@unisk.edu.com hey cass, its me. your best friend. or what’s left of her. remember that kinda hot but kinda gross pizza delivery guy? the one with the nose ring and always smelt of cheetos? yeh, he’s looking less gross these days. what?! don’t judge me. desperate times call for desperate measures. it has been 154 days since i’ve had sex. shit’s dire here man.

A/N: If you lean into how bad this is purposefully meant to be, you’ll really enjoy it. 

All GIF credits for this series go to @defsenses.

Day 97 

📧 to: cassandra.l@unisk.edu.com hey cass!  yes my phone is still broken, and i have no idea when im going to get a new one cause im broke from visiting you in another goddamn country - so just suck it up and reply to my emails like the good best friend you are.  fuck i miss you already! why the hell did you have to be smart and shit and get into that international program and go to college in Seoul of all places!  do you know how far away that is?! 16 hours cassandra! 16 fucking hours on a plane with no leg room, subpar food and a middle aged balding man snoring next to you the entire time so you get no sleep on a 16 hour flight AWAY FROM YOUR BEST FRIEND.  it was really good to see you though, can you thank mrs kim again for me - you really struck gold with that housing sitch you got - especially your roommate! that fine ass college freshman you DID NOT allow me to fuck!  yeh yeh whatever, i get it - how the hell are you meant to look mrs kim in the eye again when your childhood best friend who you talked up to be an angel fucked her only son on the fold out couch. yes i get it, stop rolling your eyes at me.  either way, its still the dry season down here. miss you, love you. bye. 

It’s funny how jet lag after coming home from a holiday feels almost identical to a hangover; it’s a painful reminder that something that was quite enjoyable is over. The headache feels almost the same, along with the cotton mouth, hunger, dehydration and utter disappointment and resentful emptiness that the fun you were having is completely done - but only one makes you hurl your guts out at the smell of orange juice. Condolences to those who are unlucky enough to hurl in both instances. 

Either way, that’s where you found yourself - Thursday night, half unpacked suitcase lay in the middle of your living room, eyes bloodshot and staring blankly at the television; an all consuming headache pounding between your temples. Lucky for you, you knew a sure fire way to get rid of it without painkillers. Insert Mr. Pene Falso. No literally, insert it. You didn’t call your vibrator Fake Penis in Spanish not to insert it. And in case anyone hasn’t caught on yet, an orgasm legitimately helps get rid of a headache. Try it next time. 

As ever, positioning is important - preparation is key. Sweatpants pushed down to your ankles, one leg completely fished out. Sideways lean, cushion under one elbow, completely bare leg propped up onto the couch; allow for maximum spread when those pre-orgasm hip rolls start. Set Mr. Pene Falso on one, there is no need to go hard straight away - ease into the session, let the endorphins build. You have been deprived of a real penis for a while, so you know you’re eager; but a little self control will yield the most delicious of results. 

You will run the long race to Destination Stimulation and you will bite that bottom lip as your eyes roll back into their sockets as your long awaited, slow built, easy increase of settings on Mr. Pene Falso brings home the most delectable of orgams. It will not be a dry night, no sir. So lower that beautiful vibrating, bright pink silicone wand onto your clit-- 

KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK 

Who the fuck..? Your eyes snapped to the front door, your hand clenched around your vibrator just millimetres away from your clit. A small loosening of your grip dropped the angle and the tip of your vibrator dipped against your clit, sending shockwaves through your body. A gravely moan escaped you; your focus immediately brought back to the task at hand. Literally. 

Ignore it, it’s probably no one important. That’s what you told yourself, shaking your head and leaning back against the couch once again. You licked your bottom lip at the enticing notion of self-induced euphoria. Spreading your legs further than before, you corrected your grip and pushed Mr. Pene Falso into you. Your head dropped back involuntarily, your teeth marked your bottom lip and those pre-orgasm hip rolls started slowly. It felt devine, finally some release; a little bit of pleasu--

KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK 

“Who the fuck?!” 

“Pal’s Pizza!” 

Tossing Mr. Pene Falso aside, you yanked on your sweatpants, wiped the one bead of sweat off your brow and stampeded to your door. 

“You got the wrong house, buddy!” Ripping it open, your rage was greeted with a face you had not seen in a long time. Your eyes blew wide, as the eyes of the man before you narrowed; complimenting the smirk etching across his face. The ever familiar smell of cheetos, weed and pepperoni of years passed filled your nostrils and nostalgia wasn’t a word you wanted to use in that instance, but repressed memories were being dug up nevertheless. 

A few moments of stone-cold silence passed before a subtle hum started to invade your auditory peripherals. Leaving your eye-line, Mr. Pal’s Pizza leaned sideways, throwing his smirk into the apartment behind you and directly onto the bright pink silicone wand still vibrating on your couch. All colour drained from your obviously stiffened face. 

He scoffed. “Sorry, didn’t mean to interrupt your alone time. Mind if I join you instead?” 

Day 106

📧 to: cassandra.l@unisk.edu.com hey cass did you know that there’s a woman in Georgia, who due to a rare disorder, experiences hundreds of orgasms a day? she’s just persistently aroused and will climax any time, anywhere - even in the most obscure of places. whereas I cannot even have one, in my own goddamn apartment.  because you will never guess who delivered a pizza to the wrong house last week. Crusty Jae. Yyu heard me. Fucking Lim Jaebeom from high school! Who by the way, still looks like a tryhard 2006 Skaterboi with his stupidly baggy jeans, Stussy t-shirt and bad haircut - or lack thereof who fucking knows.  AND he still smells like damp. No no, he doesn’t smell damp. He smells like damp. Like the idea of damp. but istg i could still cut myself on that jawline of his. and come to think of it, I haven’t had pizza in ages.  miss you. love you, bye. 

Day 114 

“Seriously dude, you need to stop ‘delivering pizza to the wrong house’. It’s getting pathetic.” You feigned irritation despite taking the box out of Jaebeom’s outstretched hand.

“Bruh, I am not. The guy’s next door never answered. So you--” He shook back his overgrown fringe and shifted all his weight back, angling his pelvis towards you. His eyes traipsed up and down your frame, saliva clearly pooling under his tongue. “-- get a free pizza delivered by this handsome mug.” 

You didn’t even try to bury the scoff that escaped you as Jaebeom dug two thumbs into his chest; a pungent smugness wafting from his stained Pal’s Pizza t-shirt. You practically laughed in his face. Yet he didn’t waver. 

“You’re still the same overconfident creep from highschool, Jae.” Jaebeom faked offense, a hand slapped on his heart - leaving a faint damp hand print. 

“And I still managed to nab all the ladies.” Sliding his tongue over his top teeth, he winked and you almost gagged. The fact that Crusty Jae, the school’s resident stoner, managed to have the highest body count by graduation is something that still baffled you. Something must have been seriously wrong with the girls who let that inside them. There were rumours of course, but you weren’t willing to explore any of them to prove if fact or not. 

Lifting the lid, you inhaled a glorious whiff of mozzarella and pepperoni but caught Jaebeom scratching his head from the corner of your eye; little flecks of dead skin floated to the ground and you couldn’t help but focus on the flakes of what looked like parmesan on the top of your pizza. Horror ensued, visible in the quiver in your voice. 

“You.. you don’t make the pizzas do you?” 

Jaebeom smirked, and ran a clammy hand through his greasy hair. 

“Nuh babe, I just deliver them.” He punctuated his statement with a wink and pucker of his lips. You were not comforted and turned away before he could see the grimace on your face. You dropped the pizza box onto your couch and fished a twenty-dollar-bill from your wallet and returned to the door to slap it into Jaebeom’s hand. 

“Nuh baby, it’s free.” He insisted with a stupid slanted grin. You shook your head, pushing the money harder into his hand and away from your door. 

“Keep the change.”

“Damn, thanks for the tip.” He smiled softly. Maybe he isn’t so much of a creep anymore. 

“Want a taste of mine?” 

You couldn’t have slammed the door in his face any harder.  

Day 129 

European. What about Lebanese? Kirby? No, too short. Continental? Way too long. But then again Kirby cucumbers have girth, and it’s not all about length. It’s how you use it. Would you go raw? Or would you wrap it? How sturdy are Kirby cucumbers? You’d obviously have to wash it first. Oh shit, could they poison you if it smooshes up while inside you? No, well you eat them so they can’t be too dangerous. How much lubrication would you need? 

“Little to none if you’re warmed up enough.” 

Cutting off your mental ramblings and ripping you back into reality, your head snapped towards the voice. Jaebeom’s voice. Of course it had to be Jaebeom. Why is he suddenly everywhere? 

“Excuse me, what?!” 

“Lubrication. You wouldn’t need any if you’re warmed up. Cucumbers just slide right in.” He said with total confidence as if speaking from absolute experience. If anything, the pompous smile was enough to tell you what he was saying was true. You tried to swallow and gasp at the same time, causing you to start choking in the grocery store. 

“Wh-wait-what, I was saying all of that out loud?!” You prayed it didn’t say all of it out loud. 

Are you really that delirious from lack of sex that your pathetically curious and completely comedic wonderings about cucumbers as dildos was said out loud in the grocery store?! Have you become that incapable of controlling yourself that you can’t even keep being a horny bitch on the inside?! Must you zone out in full stereo?! 

Jaebeom giggled. 

“Maybe. I heard from about ‘What about Lebanese?’.”

You froze, the hand gripping your shopping basket growing dangerously limp.

“So pretty much all of it.” Jaebeom laughed again and reached across you to pick up the thickest Kirby cucumber from the pile and dropped it into your basket. 

“Think of me.”

“What!?” 

His smirk thawed you completely, leaving you standing in a lukewarm puddle of distaste. “Later babe.” 

Seriously, you needed to find every girl who fucked him in highschool and just ask them “WHY?!” 

Day 147

📧 to: cassandra.l@unisk.edu.com hey cass he ran out of battery I have no spares I live in a wasteland of despair miss you love you bye

Day 165

ring-ring-ring

“Pal’s Pizza, can I take your order?” 

“Hey Jae, it’s me. The usual please.” 

“Stuffed Crust?” 

“No thanks.” 

“No probs. How about I stuff you?”

“Bye.” 

“See you in twenty minutes!” 

Day 167 

📧 to: cassandra.l@unisk.edu.com hey cass I think I’m living in a permanent fever dream today in my tech drawing class my professor told me if I lick the tip I’ll get better results so I asked him, if i let him lick my tip would I get extra credit? HE MEANT MY PENCIL CASSANDRA, HE MEANT TO LICK THE TIP OF MY PENCIL SO I GET THICKER LINES what the fuck is wrong with me?!  oh I know.  it has been 167 days since I’ve had sex ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY SEVEN DAYS and Mr Pene Falso still does not have new batteries.  miss you love you bye

Day 175

You had never felt more accomplished in your life. In one hand rested your brand new phone, shiny and in-built with all the things to keep your easily distracted brain entertained. No longer did you have to make calls from the decrepit pay phone outside your apartment building. No longer did you have to sit on buses and pretend to like reading. No, you were reunited with the technology of your generation and you were ecstatic. Full time college and part time employment didn’t always meet the needs of your demanding lifestyle, but you saved enough to finally get a brand new phone.

And in the other hand lay two beautiful AA batteries. You know perfectly well what they were for. You were equally as ecstatic. But for some reason there was one person you wanted to talk to about it. 

Your fingers dialed the number almost on their own; muscle memory taking over. It rang six times. 

“Hello?”

“CASS!” So excited to hear your best friend’s voice you tripped on the corner of your rug; your body colliding with the couch. 

“Holy shit, you finally got a phone. Took you long enough.” 

“Shut up, I’ve been busy.” Rubbing the part of your shoulder that managed to miss abundant cushioning on the couch and hit the tiny piece of wooden framework beneath it all. 

“Sure. Busy trying to get yourself off every chance you get.” 

The fingers trying to unscrew the bottom of your vibrator halted; your bottom lip folded between your teeth - a pout formed in your silence. 

“I--” Lost for words you resumed unscrewing the cap, placing one battery into each slot. 

“You’re probably gonna go masturbate after you get off this call.” 

The last battery dropped in with a clang, albeit muffled by Cass’s muffled laughter. 

“You know I’m messing with you right?”

“..Yes.” 

“Good. So how’s Crusty Jae?” She continued to laugh as you groaned.

“Dude, can you please explain how he managed to pull so much in high school?! Please! Am I the only one who doesn’t get it?!” Suddenly incredibly frustrated, you screwed on the vibrator cap with so much gusto that your grip accidentally turned it on; the abrupt buzzing ripping out a quiet yelp. 

“You know his nickname used to be Double Pepperoni.” You scoffed so hard, you felt it in your ribs. “Nuh apparently he was packing.”

“What? Like what, like he always had slices stuffed in his pockets?”

“No, like p-a-c-k-i-n-g.” 

“I highly doubt that flat-ass McGee is huge.” You smirked while Cass tried to stop herself from choking on laughter. “And even if he was, dude, I still don’t understand how that seemingly unhygienic mess can score so much.” 

“Bro, I don’t know either. But from all the girls I’ve ever talked to about him, they all say that whatever he did to seduce them or whatever - their reactions were purely carnal.” You made a pathetic noise, like a dying car horn to highlight your skepticism. “Like apparently, he would do something or they would see him do something and they’d just snap. Fuck him once, have a great time but then refuse to ever bring it up again. Except to me.. Cause after all, it was Crusty Jae.. But that’s beside the point.”

“They’d just ‘snap’?” 

“Yup. Like a fresh green bean.”

“Weird metaphor.” 

“But you got it.”

“Sadly. I’m going to go now.” 

“Happy Orgasm!” 

“Fuck you.” 

“Miss you.”

“Love you.”

“Bye!” 

From putting down one electronic device to picking up the other, you settled into the couch cushions with Mr Pene Falso in hand - recharged and ready to go. Yes, you were obviously going to prove your best friend painfully correct by getting off as soon as you hung up that call, but honestly - fuck it. You deserved it. 

Remember, preparation is key. Sweatpants pushed down your ankles, one leg completely bare. Hair pulled up into an overeager and messy as ever bun. Sideways lean. Mr Pene Falso, setting one. 

It’s not meant to be pretty, the faces you pull while masturbating. And the sounds one makes, equally as carnal. But who the fuck cares. You’re doing this for you. And as those pre-orgasm hip rolls get more and more intense as your clit is vibrated right down to Destination Stimulation, you moan in pleasure for you know you are finally getting what you’ve wanted for so lon-- 

KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK 

“Hey it’s me!” Your head snapped so fast to the door it cracked every bone in your neck. 

“Jae!?” 

“Yeh, can I come in please?”

“Oh come on, what the fuck!?” Fury swallowed you whole, Mr Pene Falso slamming into the ground in a fit of rage. “What do you fucking want, Jaebeom?!” 

“Please, I need--” Jerking your pants back on, you charged at the door; ripping it open. 

“Need what?!”

“-- to use your bathroom.” Sheepish eyes met your own; blown wide and shaking. Jaebeom stood before you, pizza delivery bag hung loosely in his hand; completely soaked from head to toe. 

“Sorry, it’s fucking pouring outside and I delivered next door and I just want to dry off a little, that cool?” 

His usually loose shirt clung to his body, every inch of his torso outlined. His hair, normally shaggy and overgrown, was completely pushed back off his face; slick and saturated to show every carved line of his face. Was his eyes always this piercing? Or was it only because it was in context with the rest of his beautiful face? 

“So..?” Jaebeom reeled you back from your slow descent and you shook it off violently. 

“Uhh yeh, that-that way.” Throwing a thumb over your shoulder to show him the way, Jaebeom slinked past you; a marginal waft of damp weed followed behind. 

What has gotten into you? This is Crusty Jae we’re talking about here. You are not meant to find him attractive. Nothing about him is meant to be attractive. But there you were - standing in your hallway, dumbfounded as you watched Jaebeom take off his shirt and wring it into your sink. You tried to tear your eyes away from how broad his shoulders were, or how all the muscles around his waist tensed as he squeezed all the water out of his shirt. You couldn’t even fight off the shiver that crawled down your spine when you watched his triceps flex when he pushed his hair off his face. You swallowed hard when that shiver landed right between your legs. 

“Like apparently, he would do something or they would see him do something and they’d just snap.” 

He didn’t see you come up behind him but he felt the hand you placed in the middle of his back. Turning to face you, his eyes were as dark as yours were crazed.  

“Sup.” His cheeto breath didn’t deter you.  

“You’re a pal, right?” You swore you couldn’t sound any more desperate. 

“Says so on my shirt.” You couldn’t quite figure out if it was Chipotle or Flamin’ Hot cheetos. But it wasn’t the time or the place. You had needs. 

“Be a pal then.” Jaebeom quirked a lewd and curious brow. “Get me off.” 

The speed of which he had his hands under your arms and lifting you onto the benchtop was frighteningly fast. Your shirt was pulled hastily over your head and thrown aside, your pants were torn down your legs equally as fast. You had no time to question, no time to doubt - not when Jaebeom’s mouth was on yours, his tongue rolling over your teeth as if searching for hidden cheetos in your cheeks. But with the way his thumb circled over your clit through your underwear, you weren’t going to complain. Go on, fish for those cheetos baby. 

Through wet and messy kisses, your hands tracked down his chest; stopping at his belt buckle. Of course, you thought, it was one of those snap closure canvas belts - ridiculously too long and matched his ridiculously baggy jeans. Nevertheless, you snapped open the buckle, fished it out of the loops and his pants fell instantly to the ground. 

Jaebeom broke away from your mouth, leaning back to make room for his hands to pull off your underwear; just to have his lips crash back into yours the moment the lace garment hit the floor. 

“Conmg-do. Cone--. Con-” You mumbled against his mouth. Strong hands pushed against his chest; disappointed eyes flashed for a moment, before turning devious at the sight of your naked breasts. 

“Condom.” He nodded and you swung around to grab one from the medicine cabinet. Rounding back to face him, you saw his underwear was on the ground, his very erect penis greeting you fully. Double Pepperoni…  

He ripped the wrapper open with his teeth, slid the condom expertly onto his length and caged you against the mirror in one fluid movement. He waited, paused for effect if you will and you weren’t having any of it. One hand scratched into his hair, the other pulled on the chain around his neck.

“Oh, you want me to stuff you do you?” Said with total hubris. 

“Like cheesy crust.” Who have you become?! 

Jabeom’s heavy hands found themselves on your hips, pulling you down onto his dick. He filled you wholly, deliciously; throbbing against your walls so achingly good that you didn’t even care that you could feel crumbs of garlic bread that did not belong to you in your mouth. 

He pounded you roughly; each thrust making you bounce on your porcelain sink. His hair, still wet, dripped onto your shoulder and down your back as his teeth marked your neck. Your bathroom began to fill with lewd and erotic noises, squelches and squeaks of wet flesh against wet flesh and some against hard surfaces. 

Jaebeom snapped his hips harder and harder into you, moans tumbled from your mouth as the orgasm you have craved for finally rounded the horizon. He was merciless, relentless, completely determined to drive you home. 

You yanked harder on the fist full of hair in your hand, ripping a loud and gravely groan from Jaebeom. Not one to be upstaged, Jaebeom shoved his hand into your hair, tangling his fingers into your bun and pulling down to expose more of your neck to him. His pace had not slowed down at all. 

He marked your neck, sucking and biting on your flesh so gloriously that you began to mewl - high pitched and needy, and it’s what sent Jaebeom over the edge. His hips snapped harder, forcing his dick deep into you; hitting spots you had forgotten about completely. 

Different colours were flashing behind your eyelids and you were close, so close. 

And as Jaebeom neared climax, he tore his hand out of your hair. Though in his earlier fervour, got so much of it tangled around his fingers and stuck under his ring, that your whole body was torn sideways and off the bench. 

Landing on the floor, shocked eyes watched Jaebeom ejaculate all over your sink as your own orgasm retreated away; shrivelling up into dust and blown away in the wind - his hand still stuck in your hair. How the fuck, wasn’t he wearing a condom, you thought, only for you to reach down and find it stuck inside your vagina, half hanging out. There was literally nowhere lower you could go. This, this is rock bottom. 

“Haha, holy fuck. Sorry babe.” Jaebeom leaned down and carefully untangled his fingers out of your hair. Towels were passed around for hygiene purposes and you almost vomited when you saw cheeto crumbs wedged between Jaebeom’s butt-cheeks. 

You weren’t really sure what happened after. You think Jaebeom said something crass. Or maybe he said thank you. In a crass way. Either way, he eventually left and the two hour shower you took still didn’t make you feel clean. Especially not after finding a half-dried pearl of cum on your toothbrush. 

But there was one thing you knew for sure. You totally snapped. 

Day 0

📧 to: cassandra.l@unisk.edu.com hey cass in the interest of our friendship and for the purposes of full transparency it has been 1 day since ive had sex and we will never speak of it again

[kaitosimp]

MORE MUSIC. I can keep going forever.

Despair by Leo. It could either be taken as saimota or oumota. Kinda sounds like shuichi so 👀

Starships (specifically the Pentatonix cover). This song gives me saimota love hotel VIBES!!!

From me, to the moon By Lav. SAIMOTAAAA specifically from shuichis perspective!

Can’t help falling in love by Elvis Presley. Saimota. Kaito seems like he digs elvish. I can imagine the two slow dancing on the night before kaito leaves for space. It becomes a tradition for them to dance.

Dancin by Aaron smith. Idk what it is about this but it gives off kaito vibes

Believer by imagine dragons. Saimota. 100%

Fake it by seether. Just gives me kaito vibes. Kinda gives off slight Oumota vibes

Talking to the moon by Bruno Mars. Saimota. Duh. It’s Shuichi after chapter five

Ahhh I know a few of these!! Dancin, believer, starships, can't help falling in love- I love the last one, it's so nice and makes me feel at peace and like I'm in love too even tho I'm single af 😂 Also I just saw the asks in my inbox rn while doing homework at 2 am so I am thankful for the distraction/music break 🌚💜

The despair song is so catchy, damn!! You're right, it sounds like both saimota and oumota but I got more oumota vibes actually!! Just cause of it saying it's despair, not love, sounds like something from Kokichi's perspective and him being totally in denial and scared of falling in love with Kaito but y'know, he's already fallen 😔✋🏽

Just cause of the starships title I already relate it to Kaito 😂 I lowkey forgot this song existed but now that I'm re-listening to it, I totally see the whole saimota love hotel scene in it!! It really sounds like its talking about their last race in some bits, specifically the "lets do this one last time" parts 😩

Goddd, from me the moon made me feel so nice and at ease/relaxed, i love it sm 🥺🥺🥺 I just gave myself major feels though cause i pictured the song post-game and it's Shuichi @ Kaito waiting for him to wake up and he's just a sad boy in love who blames himself for Kaito's death ("do you still keep counting my sins" "will your heart ever forgive my skin" sOUNDS LIKE SELF BLAME AND HIM FEELING GUILTY) and he constantly worries Kaito will blame him for what happened???? Aha, it hurts, why do I do this to myself :,)))

I already knew elvis' song but I had to listen to it again cause its so nice! I apply this song to oumota cause yeh so when thinking about hc's for them, I hc he just loves this song and dedicates it to Kokichi a lot cause, y'know, he's in loveeeeee 💘 That's so cute bruh, just imagine them dancing for hours cause they wanna spend as much time together before Kaito has to leave 🥺

I've listened to dancin so many times and i am just now getting the kaito vibes 👁👄👁 "Dancing in the moonlight gazing at the stars so bright" is already a clear indication of the space babe 🌚 Idk man, I see it as Kaito being in love and him having a fun time about it!!! I literally see him singing this in karaoke and just having a blast 😂

Believer is another one ive heard a ton but am just now relating it to saimota 👀 I kinda see it from Shuichi's perspective, it just gave me vibes of Shuichi being lost as hell when it came to just, life in general, and then Kaito swoops in like the hero he is and helps him and builds him up??? Asdfghjkl my saimota braincells are on fire rn with these songs 🤣

"You should know that the lies won't hide your flaws, no sense in hiding all of yours" oUMOTA OUMOTA OUMOTA OUMOTA- fake it, oumota vibes from just that one line, yes 👁👄👁

OH GOD TALKING TO THE MOON IS LITERALLY SHUICHI AFTER KAITO DIES AND HIM MISSING KAITO LIKE ALL HELL- FUCKING HELP IT HURTS 😭😭😭😭😭💔

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The Marvelous Misadventures of One: S. Marvin Argentum Ch. 4: Unsettled

Summary: Marvin and his team go to take on the hunters, and to hopefully get back to Egoton in time.

Post A/N: *Host glares at me* Why is he back so early?

Me: *throws hands up* I tried! Okay!

Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 4

It took a couple days for them to get all the supplies they needed, Techno insisting that a war could not be won without supplies. But when they did and Ghostbur was hanging at some hideout with Techno’s sister, they went up to the hunter’s base and waited a safe distance away from it. Philza sent a couple of his crow familiars to scout ahead.

Marvin dared to hope that it wouldn’t come to anything too severe, like wiping out the entire Guild. He didn’t think they deserved that. After all, everyone on Spade’s list of “people willing to burn an entire city of innocent people” were already dead so he hoped that meant everyone else was fine.

Although he didn’t like the idea of justifying a barely human glitch demon’s murder spree. Especially if that person was an evil Logan.

“So if Plan A an’[1] B don’t work,” Marvin told Techno and Quackity.

“Trust me, these assholes are going to go with the third option,” Quackity smiled, tossing Marvin a potion and the underhanded a second one. “They’re hunters, being dumb and violent is in their blood. I’ve never met a hunter that hasn’t been like Dream.”

“I’ve met a couple of decent ones, Dream’s not so bad,” Techno disagreed.

“Are you fuckin’ serious right now?” Quackity demanded angrily.

“Oi![2] Quit being children, yer[3] gonna[4] give us away!” Phil yelled at them. He glanced at Taylor and Marvin. “Get goin’ an’ we’ll be waitin’ fer the signal.”[5]

“Thank you,” the hunter told him.

“Just don’t blame yerself[6] when it ends violently,” Phil warned, both him and Techno down some invisibility potions and then disappearing.

Marvin and Taylor then walked up to the base and a couple hunters were already waiting for them.

“Bout[7] time you showed back up,” one of the hunters said, the Guildmaster quickly coming out.

“Guildmaster, I challenge you—” Taylor began but the Guildmaster just fired at them. Marvin immediately summoned his cards to deflect the shot but Techno dived in front with a massive tower shield appearing to tank the hit.

A cloud of black began to head towards them as the squawking of hundreds of crowds began to descend on them.

Techno pulled some ash-greyed skulls and his blood red aura curled around them and bones began to construct around them. The human skeletal figures had three heads a piece and gore hanging off the bones, they were just a spinal column with massive rib cages and they were three times the size of a normal human. Instantly they began spitting napalm-like fire and began attacking everything around him. Some of the bursts of fire almost hit Marvin.

Chaos erupted immediately, and Techno flung himself into the fray, his axe gleaming in the sunlight.

“Fucking demons!” Taylor shouted in anger as they raced towards the Guildmaster, both them and Marvin throwing magic at the Guildmaster.

The fight itself was relatively quick, Taylor trying to get a duel with the Guildmaster, and more and more hunters were quickly turning to side with Taylor for multiple reasons. But right before Taylor could fire on the Guildmaster, who was weakened by all the fights and skirmishes she’d been in since May, a single poker chip flew towards her.

It was coated with potent magic and sliced through her skull. The smiley face on it was coated with blood.

The fight switched on a dime as all the hunters looked at Quackity. The skeletal abomination that Techno had summoned was finally killed, bodies strewn around him. Phil was summoning some little configurations of magic to keep Techno fighting something until his bloodlust calmed down.

“What the hell!?” Taylor shouted at Quackity.

Quackity shrugged, “Hey, she was going to kill you, you should be thanking me.”

“She was defeated,” Taylor spat.

“Apparently not if she almost took your fucking head off,” Quackity dismissed.

“I should take your head off,” Taylor spat.

“Quackity, take Slime an’[1] Fundy an’[1] go,” Phil ordered sternly.

“Fine,” Quackity shrugged. “Got shit ta[8] do anyways.”

Taylor was already summoning up magic and Slime turned into a mass of green gloop that Quackity took with him, throwing down some potions to make him and Fundy faster as they left.

Taylor sent some hunters after them, but they would lose them. Quackity too ruthless to let them take or capture him or Fundy. The new Guildmaster turned to Marvin. “We’ll meet you at Egoton, I just have to take care of this mess first.”

“Deal, don’t be late,” Marvin ordered.

“We’ll follow, maybe we can keep the feds off the party,” Taylor promised him.

“I’ll tell e’eryone ta expect yah then,”[9] Marvin warned.

“Good,” Taylor yelled as they raced off after Quackity.

That left Marvin to tell Chase the good news to the other heroes . . . or he would have. His calls and messages weren’t getting through to anyone, even if he used Phil’s phone. It made Marvin uneasy.

So they were forced to hitch a ride in Thompson’s jeep when they had issues getting a train ride. It let Marvin talk to the two very battle experienced demons and desperately hope they weren’t already too late. They were running out of time. There were only four days left and Marvin knew they needed all the time they could get.

Marvin was currently driving with Techno and Ghostbur currently napping in the back of the car. Ghostbur was leaning up against Techno.

“Like I said,” Philza smiled. “If yer[3] ever in the area when we are, yer[3] welcome ta[8] a couple rounds.”

“Ain’t[10] that a death pit?” Marvin asked.

“Yeah, maybe yeh wanna wait until yer one ‘a us,”[11] Philza smiled. “Yeh look like yer one life away from turnin’.”[12]

“I hope I die then, doesn’t seem that good ta[8] be a demon,” Marvin told him.

“Sometimes it sucks,” Phil admitted. “Yer never full, never content. Yeh always feel like yeh should be doin’ something. But it has its perks sometimes.”[13]

The avian demon looked back at Ghostbur and Techno, smiling a bit. “How’s Tommy doin’[14] these days?”

“He was alright last time I saw him,” Marvin reported. “He’s a good kid.”

Phil smiled, “Yeah he’s a lil’[15] shit but he’s got his moments. Glad him an’[1] Tubbo are back on good terms.”

“So what happened ta[8] him ta[8] make him move out?” Marvin asked. “If I’m allowed ta[8] ask.”

“Tommy was in a rough place an’ he need ta get away from Dream, he lived with Techno fer a while an’ then,”[16] Phil trailed off, waving off with his hand. “Tommy needs ta[8] stay away from Dream. It’s not my business ta[8] talk about something he doesn’t wanna[17] talk about. Ask Tommy.”

Marvin left the topic at that and after switching off between Phil and then Techno they made it back to Egoton in almost record time.

After a nap in a very uncomfortable car, Marvin realized a lot of hours too late that Host could have cut their travel time down to minutes and he was just a little bit pissed about that. But they were here, and everything was going to be alright.

Phil stopped at a gas station right outside Egoton’s city limits, after finally receiving a text from Ethan. The young hero was confused at the urgency, but he promised everything was alright. So Marvin was finally feeling less anxious and stressed.

“We got a couple days,” Marvin smiled, feeling victorious, a coffee in his hands. “We’ll prepare an’[1] then we’ll—”

Marvin’s proclamation cut off when he slammed into an almost invisible barrier, his mask protecting him from breaking his nose.

“The fook[18]?” Marvin spat.

Techno walked up and braced his hand on the barrier. “That’s not good.”

Then he took out an axe and tried to cut his way in but the barrier held.

“Bruh,” Techno looked back at Phil, who was already summoning some crows.

Ghostbur tried to phase through the barrier, but he only slammed against it. “What, why can’t I—”

“Pardon the Host, he thought that Marvin would take longer.”

Marvin glanced around, trying to find the Host, but the four of them were pushed back as the Host almost seemed to emerge from the barrier in a flurry of words.

“Host, what the fook[18],” Marvin spat, only frustrated instead of furiously angry.

“Oh, Host, can you let us in?” Ghost asked politely. “Are people already fighting?”

“No, Marvin and the others are early,” the Host dismissed.

“Then let us in,” Marvin felt an ugly weight settling in his gut.

“Oh Marvin,” the Host smiled. “The Host cannot have Marvin arrive too soon. All his hard work would go to waste.”

“Yeh[19] bastard!” Marvin spat. “We’re supposed ta[8] take this on ta’gether[20]!”

“No,” the Host corrected with an eerie smile. “The Host’s sole mission is to protect his family. Regardless of the goals of the other heroes or villains. The Host has put too much effort and correction to do anything less. Marvin should not worry, the Host will ensure he does not remember this altercation.”

“People are gonna[4] die!” Marvin spat, starting to throw his magic against the Host, his aura wiping it away as if Marvin had merely sneezed at him.

“Marvin does not know what the Host has sacrificed to protect people, he has done everything in his power to protect those close to him,” the Host’s aura wiped around him, words and narrations charging the air. “And the Host will not allow Marvin to ruin it.”

The Host snapped his fingers and his narrations wrapped around the group as Marvin and the others were almost pushed into another space as time began to tick on.

After all, the Host had a wedding to prepare for.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Accessibility Translations:

1. and

2. Hey! (or: Wait a second!)

3. you’re

4. going to

5. Get going and we’ll be waiting for the signal.

6. yourself

7. About

8. to

9. I’ll tell everyone to expect you then

10. Isn’t

11. Yeah, maybe you want to wait until you’re one of us

12. You look like you’re one life away from turning.

13. You’re never full, never content. You always feel like you should be doing something. But it has its perks sometimes.

14. doing

15. little

16. Tommy was in a rough place and he need to get away from Dream, he lived with Techno for a while and then

17. want to

18. fuck

19. You

20. together

[maxiskindahere]

Accidents - Six

ANGST OCTOBER DAY 24, i’m sorry for skipping a whole week but i’m on midterm now

anyways this is kinda rlly bad it’s more like a joke thing at the start but i’m thinking of doing a text chat series for the queens so yk

~

Ships: Araleyn, Parrmour & KatAnna

~

Greensleeves has added Lina, Mum, QueenB, KitKat & TheSurvivor to ‘Ex Wives’

Greensleeves: guys has any1 seen my heelies?

Mum: your what?

KitKat: anne no one has seen ur heelies for the last time

Lina: I saw Cathy with them.

TheSurvivor: Seriously? You said you wouldn’t tell her??

Mum: Why have you taken Anne’s ‘Heelies’, Cath?

QueenB: bruh u rlly made a gc for this bs

Greensleeves: well tht n i’m bored

TheSurvivour: Catalina go deal with your gf

Greensleeves: Lina said only **I** can call her Catalina shut up

Lina: I did say that, yes, sorry Cathy🤷🏽‍♀️

wait

Anne she’s my goddaughter

Greensleeves: you specifically said only I could tho :c

KitKat: it’s true you did.. Anne almost killed Jane when she said Lina and you were all for it

it was scary

Greensleeves: >:0

oh wait

there’s another reason why i created this

i can’t even use my heelies rn

KitKat: oh yeh how did we forget

me n anne got like hit by a car or summ

Mum: YOU GOT WHAT?!

ARE YOU OKAY

WHATHAOPWENES

Greensleeves: lol so we were walkin yh n Kat saw a dog so she went running at it forgttin she was holding onto me with a lead on my skatebboard bc i lost the heelies or whatever and then yk we just BAM

we’re home now but no ones here kinda scary

KitKat: yh Annes kinda like bleeding from about everywhere and her bone is out on her leg

it’s kinda funny she’s laughingbsobhard

Lina: how are you girls typing??? we’re on our way right now, keep Anne awake

KitKat: Anne is trying to use text to speech, i’m using my hand but like my wrist is like gone on my left hand

Anne got the worst, I only hurt my wrist because I fell when she got hit

But we got home so:)

QueenB: i’ve never seen jane drive so fast in her life wtf

Greensleeves: get some nandos please jane oh fucking hell my leg fuck shit bitch shut up kit don’t give me that look

Mum: KATEHRINE IS NANEN DYDIENEY

TheSurvivour: please, Jane has resorted to texting while driving. Is Anne alright? Everyone’s in tears and I can only say ‘she’s okay’ so many times

QueenB: bitch i’m crying for my GIRLFRIEND FUCK CATALINAS WIFE

Greensleeves: wife? when did lina and i get married? did we elope? Kit why don’t people tell me these things

also mood fuck catalinas wife wtf i thought i was her girlfriend why is she cheating on me

Lina: Anne, sweetie we’re engaged.

Greensleeves: Kit I feel like i’m gonna like pass out or something

Mum: HWLWHEOSHWJW ANENW STAY AWAKEKE WE’RE ANSOSG THERE

TheSurviour: I am shaking in my boots why haven’t we called 999?

KitKat: oh

we did!

They just took Anne away in an ambulance like 4 minutes ago, she’s been saying all this shit in front of the paramedics.. they look terrified

*annesobbingoverlossofheelies.vid*

it’s so funny

Lina: WE JUST GOT HOME TO SEE A PILES OF BLOOD EVERYWHERE WHATBTHE FUCK

Greensleeves: guys i have to get surgery or summ but like i’m too hot to be in a cast n my wrist doesn’t even hurt that much

KitKat: Anne ur leg bone is out and ur wrist was run over??

Mum: IT WAS WHAT???

QueenB: well anne’s gonna die

Greensleeves: guys i’m okay

the doctor said i was bleeding internally! that’s where the bloods supposed to be:)

Mum: .

We’re driving to the hospital now, Lina has taken over the wheel while cursing in Spanish

TheSurviour: she also said she loves you and to listen to the doctors or else she will kill you

Greensleeves: oh

well i’m gonna yolo it because they’re trynna make me sleep or whatever

bye

KitKat: i’ll be waiting outside the room for you guys

“Kat! you’re alright!” Anna yells in relief as she hugs her girlfriend tightly, “Where’s Anne?” Catalina asks anxiously, as Jane paces behind her “Anne’s in surgery right now, she wanted me to tell you she loves you and if she dies to delete her search history before Cathy finds it.” Kit informs Catalina, causing Jane to pause, looking at the youngest Queen

“Why?” Jane asks in confusion as Kit shrugs “Annie was really bad though guys, when I went to see if she was okay, she called me Elizabeth.” Kit mumbles, rubbing her wrist lightly “Then she thought the male paramedic was Henry, so... the female one had to take over because Anne was screaming at him in French.” She adds on as Cathy looks at the girl with conflicted thoughts

“Anne is going to be okay though, the doctors promised me.” Kit tries to reassure the Queens, but it fails knowing that with Anne anything can happen

[reimahowaido]

I’ll get to those Magic Crafter Dragons I sweeeear But first, fun stuff from Discord. Dunno who made the original, it was just posted on a server, but yeet I did it anyway First of all, I don’t play a lot of games. I like games and the idea of them. I enjoy people playing stuff, I love watching others play. It’s that little sibling culture. But lemme toss a word or few about all of these. Though first of all, I only own 4 of the 8 games listed and even still I’ve only played 3 of them xD R.I.P. Pokemon Cafe Mix - The game is just Super Cute. Like oh my god Aesthetics! Adorable, every pokemon looks so nice and I just want to go to the cafe and taste everything and just chill. Please. It looks so cozy and relaxing. Gameplay is fairly simple too. Sometimes things seem a bit BS but in one way or another I’ll get through every stage etc. so it’s not too bad. Most of the time relaxing, can be addicting because of how simple things are. But really I love the game and I hope one day they’ll add more of the pokemon I like xD Buizel is my current favourite <3 It’d be nice seeing Mienshao or Mienfoo for one, maybe Glameow as it doesn’t get a lot of attention. We got Gogoat, but I wouldn’t mind a Sawsbuck or Deerling Pokemon Black 2 - To keep the Pokemon trend going, this is my fave out of the mainline games. I’ve been a fan ever since the first generation, I’m older than Gen 1 at that. But yeah, we did buy games but Nintendo stuff was too expensive and so I never really got to play those growing up. Black 2 was the first game I ever bought, for myself, with my own money. It was my first game and I loved it dearly. Still do and man I’d Love to replay it, but the curse of only 1 save file is cruel. I don’t want to restart my first ever save file. Currently I have no way of transferring anything over and I even have a Shiny Gothorita there (as underwhelming as it is, it was my first ever shiny). I love these games~~ Lots of different pokemon to choose from, great story, the fact that it’s a sequel is so freaking cool and unique I Love It So Much. Of course it’d be cool to have some extra things to do in it, like cleaning my badges, contests would be cool, I loved the mining stuff in Gen 4 when I got to try it on my friend’s Platinum save file as a kid. Speaking of, Gen 4 games would probably be my favourites, if I ever had the chance of owning and playing any fully. They have soooo much to do in them! Gen 5 is good and certainly up there in faves, but bruh, Gen 4 had all sorts of extra stuff, especially Platinum, and in HG/SS you had Pokemon following you like bruh that’s Crazy and I’d love to have that for a game I own, it’s like a dream Honorable mentions to Mystery Dungeon and Gen 6′s Pokemon Y for some grand memories. Firstly Pokemon Y, the second game I ever owned I think, great fun. I played that game for hooooooooours and it’s the only Pokemon Game that I’ve both played as a Nuzlocke and actually reset to play again. Also the first gen where I actually really got into competitive stuff, breeding for natures and stuff, and I’ve caught so many shinies in Y and Omega Ruby (mostly Y, OR has 1 shiny in Pidove, while Y has Ninetales, Pachirisu, Burmy, Gligar, and perhaps some other ones I caught/hatched myself). Mystery Dungeon games get a mention for having cool stories and I like the idea of the personality test and stuff. I’ve never played or owned any of these games, but I’ve watched Marriland play a handful of the games and currently am enjoying MDB playing through the first games in the series. Also a quick bloop on Colosseum being Cool as heck, and Battle Revolution gets a shoutout for looking so freaking good, having amazing music and making me search up videos with my favourite pokemon and just looking and watching hundreds of videos just because they looked so nice

Fire Emblem has to be the 2nd series of games I’ve gotten the most into. Although I’m a fairly new fan and my experiences and knowledge are limited, I do still enjoy the series and games - both old and new - a bunch. I only own Awakening, Conquest and 3 Houses, but I’ve again watched others play the past games a bunch, so I have some knowledge and memorable moments from those games too. Now I haven’t actually gotten myself to play 3 Houses yet, I’ve seen playthroughs of the game already and know the story etc. But yeh. Still, I’d say that I’ll probably like 3 Houses more than Awakening and Conquest. Awakening is nostalgia galore for me, but it does have its things with the story and characters and stuff. It’s nice, but I dunno, I just feel 3 Houses has an edge on it in some way. Maybe it’s just... Less controversial? Less Flame Wars? Maybe? Fates games, well, we all know the big glaring thing here. The story. And some of the characters suffer from this too. I kinda do wish that the Player had a biiiit more control in how the story went and played out, like I feel you definitely could have saved Scarlet in some way still, and all that. But eh, there’s enough stuff for me to go and prefer 3 Houses over it. And yes, I like choosing the members of my team and playing however I like, so giving me the ability to class my characters however I want is going to be a mistake as I’ll just make everyone a mounted unit and get destroyed but hey! Options :2 Variety :22 Great tiiiiimes~ Also it’s Blue Lions for me, Golden Deer Second Now for the games I don’t own. I chose Radiant Dawn because the Tellius games are just so good. I love the character in them, the story is pretty solid and the worldbuilding is cool too :2 I like both of the games, and while Path of Radiance is more coherent and doesn’t give split the characters up a bunch, Radiant Dawn has More of the great characters :2 Yes I know, not all of them are as fleshed out and thought out as the first game’s characters, but yo I still love them. I love a good continuation to a story. I love a ‘hey maybe it wasn’t as Black & White as we were made to believe’ twist. Also just hella good memories from watching BigKlingy play these games. The audience memed Aran to the final levels. We did it, he did so well, Aran deserved to be there xD Radiant Dawn also brings us Nailah, who is just. Yeah, you speak to me on so many levels, I’m easily readable. But also, woman, wolf, strong, yasss~~ Also I love the idea of the Jaegan character being a Thief/Assassin. That’s just so different and cool to me after all these Horse Units. And I’m the one guy who likes Levail and would love to see more of him. Give us more of Levail, the man who almost made it to being playable. Man. Levail is probably the one reason I’d pick Radiant Dawn over Path of Radiance xD The other game I’ve watched BigKlingy play through (and that’s my only experience on that game) is Sacred Stones. Pretty solid game all in all. Story, characters, but speaking of that story, if you really think about it, it’s Hella Dark, and that’s actually kinda cool in a way. I’m not that into dark stories, but here it worked. Also watched PhoenixMaster1′s playthrough on the Echoes game. I do like the game, if i find it one day I Might buy it but I’m not like in a hurry to get it. It was cool though, different for reasons but hey~ Also, Berkut, yes. I’m one of those people who like this angry man. But come on, he was really good xD Spyro I’ve already talked about in my lengthy little thing that I’ll get to continuing eventually xD But yes, I freaking love Spyro, my childhood, still very enjoyable experience full of great memories Metroid Fusion - Oh boy here come the nostalgia~ I’ve actually never played any Metroid games myself. I got introduced to the series in the early 2010s through youtube videos. I’m fairly sure it was me looking through dozens and dozens of Top 10 videos, several of which were on ‘the scariest bosses’, either unexpectedly scary or something else. But guess what, Nightmare from Fusion was in there, and I Think the person in the video said something on not wanting to even show the final forms of Nightmare’s face because it was that horrifying to them. And honestly? The fact that they didn’t show how bad it got, mixed with my morbid curiosity and woop, here I go~ Down the Metroid rabbithole where I watched a lot of videos on people fighting Nightmare and the other bosses in the game, eventually going into watching full run-throughs of the game and enjoying my time. Game looked pretty good, soundtrack was really nice too. And so I ended up on listening to a lot of the game series’ music and getting more familiar with the other games and the lore too. Learning to know that Samus was a lady was also hella badass. Fusion started it all for me, and while Super Metroid is cool, people also just play it a loooot, especially the Speedrunners, there’s also plenty of hacks based on that game and yeah I get it the game is Good, but that makes Fusion all the more special to me~ Devil May Cry 3 - Ok so again, I’ve not played any DMC games myself. This one again though is nostalgia ocean for me~ 2010 or such, I’m on some forum, said forum has a forum game based around songs or such and someone links one from this game. I Think it was the Doppelganger battle theme, or then I just found that one and listened to it for hours among the other battle themes these games have because they’re soooo gooood~~ DMC 4 was fairly new at that time, but I remember Gredo’s and Agnus’ themes being up there in songs I listened to a lot too. My experiences and stuff on this series was fully based on the songs, images on said songs, bits and pieces of the cutscenes of these games I saw and comments I read. I didn’t get too deep into DMC back then though, but I did have a bit of knowledge here and there, even if my idea of the stories in all the games was, well, I wouldn’t call it warped, but I definitely had imagined the story going differently to how things actually went xD Still, as a few years back I returned to DMC out of that feeling of nostalgia, and discovered DMC 5 had Just been released, boi, I was In. And I watched through cutscene compilations, playthoughs and what have you on all the games (Except for DmC, boot to you ReBoot), and it was quite the hype time~ I enjoy the chracters, the story that there is around them, and just how carefree and fun stuff can be. The party sure did get crazy~ Lost Dimension - The last game I have on the list there. This might be a weird one and I get that yeah. How many have even heard of this game? I sure wouldn’t have ever known of it without BigKlingy’s playthrough of it. But that playthrough was full of memories, I should really rewatch it one day~ I may not remember an awful lot about the game, but I do keep coming back to it in one way or another. I liked the character designs, the fact that all of them were unique and had their own abilities, there was a bit of story around all of them, the traitor system had you thinking & made each run a little different... That’s some Cool Stuff! The game might be a bit obscure and seriously not known at all, but for what it was, it was great and I enjoyed it a bunch! And now for stuff that wasn’t on the list but I kinda still want to mention. Because why not~ IB - This Almost made it onto the list, but I felt a little closer of a connection to the other games on it. But IB is one of those games from the early 2010s that I also got introduced to through the wonderful world of Youtube. I have forgotten the name of the person whose playthrough in the game I watched. But I watched a ton of people play this game. It was just. So cool. The puzzles in this game were nice and the fact I myself could solve and understand them too was pretty nice to me, and for some reason I just enjoyed watching other people react to the game and try solving stuff. It also had a couple different endings so watching and seeing what the other people got was also interesting. Great memories~ Witch’s House / Ao Oni / Mad Father - And all sorts of other horror games that kinda fall under this grouping and style and stuff. Yeah, IB kinda opened a bit of a thing for me as I realized I greatly enjoyed the horror games with puzzle elements to themselves + a bit of story here and there. There’s definitely much much more than these 3, I watched soooo many of these games being played by others. Ao Oni I may have discovered through my Hetalia phase though, HetaOni, if any of you still recognize that name. Daym. Although at first I didn’t want to watch HetaOni because of the portraits. Pfffff I thought the person who made them was being mean to some of the characters, but nah, I’d later learn that those were simply just mimicing the ones from the original game. But yeah, Ao Oni had a dozen variants and things inspired by it so those kept me busy for a whiiiiiile Hades - Now here’s a cool recent game! Again, haven’t played it, but it looks cool. The story is nice, character designs are God Like (hehe), soundtrack is super cool, aesthetics and oh my god everything is voice acted oh my gooood. This game is just. So cool. And the team who did it seems really cool too and are seemingly full of nice amazing people. This is definitely some great example work on how things should be done :2 Definitely something to look up to, I love everything about them~ The only reason Hades isn’t up there is because of its recentness and my brain not managing to think of it somehow even as I struggled to come up with stuff (I was mostly trying to think of stuff I had played, so that’s one thing. I even struggled to remember DMC because my current hyperfixations are elsewhere and that’s freaking Wild considering how much I enjoy DMC) But yeah, Hades is Super Freaking Cool Crash Bandicoot - These games I did play as a kid actually, the 1st one was way too hard and the 3rd one was my favourite. I like Crash, these games were nice too and I have plenty of good memories with the game, just not enough to make it up there on my list. Yeah it sounds stupid that I’d take out a game I actually played and replace it with stuff that I didn’t, but... Hey, my list Minecraft - Watched several videos on other people pllaying this game, I know of it, I respect it, but I’ve never played it myself and stuff. It’s cool but didn’t make it on the list Animal Crossing - Riiiiiight, these games seem adorable and I wouldn’t mind owning an AC game one day. I’d probably reset continuously though to get Skye in my town/village/island, she’s my favourite xD If the recent game had cost lest I might have gotten it. 60-70€ is just, a lot of money Persona - I guess I’ll mention these too. My experiences are through Bigklingy’s videos again. 3 is a fave, 4 seems cool, 5 I don’t know a lot about but it seems nice too. I probably wouldn’t be able to play these games myself, since some fights kinda need certain things and strategies and you can’t really just pick whatever and whom ever and roll through with brute strength. I mean, I Guess you could, but that might not be as fun in the long run? Who knows, but it’s not exactly like Pokemon or Fire Emblem in those regards you know The big conclusion is that I like all sorts of different aesthetic looks, mostly probably natural with some brighter colors in it. Stories are good, I love stories! Good characters with nice designs and backstories are really nice too. Things being thought out and built nicely is great you know? A little bit of strategy, fantasy here and there. Nothing too dark and gloomy or ‘hyper realistic’ or what have you. I guess no first person shooters either, though combat is fine. Games where I can pick and choose what to use and what kinds of ‘teams’ I build and the ‘members’ I use in them is nice. I do love watching others play, but with games like Pokemon & Fire Emblem I have that drive of choosing who to use and having my own unique experience kinda gets me to buy the games.

[thatfoxnamedfinley]

[SPOILER ALERT FOR POST] ok so I marathoned the John Wick series over the course of 3 nights (one per night) and SOMEONE TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS SERIES I;M FUCKING **EXPLODING** FROM WITHIN

 ok first of all 

SPOILERS FOR ALL THE JOHN WICK MOVIES OK’

ok so Keanu Reeves, I’m fucking dead. What a fucking movie star. Like. I remember listening to a podcast where they said he reminds them of John Wayne, Cary Grant. Just real leading men with gravitas and pathos of such intensity....his presence evokes sympathy.

John Wick is an amazing character. He’s conflicted. Torn between the violence of the job that he is so good at. The best at, actually. So much so that there are stories about him. A lot of stories. Stories meant to scare. True stories. People stop when he walks in. He gets respect wherever he goes.  The Baba Yaga. 

When he comes for you, you run. I remember this one scene in John Wick 3 when he was fighting Zero. It pans behind Zero to darkness. And, while wearing his signature black suit, he spins and emerges from the darkness like a real monster. I LOVEEEEEEED that shit.

ok so wait

John Wick Chapter 1:: Viggo was hilarious. YOU STRUCK my SON. Why? uh bro he stole john wick’s car and killed his dog. OH.

I WAS SCREAM CRYING AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

introduction of the “He once killed 3 men with a pencil. A FucKInG PenC iL.”

SO YOU CAN EITHER HAND OVER YOUR SON OR YOU CAN DIE SCREAMING ALONG SIDE HIMMMM

chills ~~~

THE PUUUUPPPPPyYYYYYYYY

When he read the letter from his wife, actual waterworks, I was hiccup crying when his puppy died.

Winston (IAN MCSHANE aRG) looking so so happy to see John and then buying him drink. I guess we know who the favorite is now...

AND LANCE REDDICK THATS MY BOI FROM FRINGE!!

The fight in his house then the cop was like “uh yeh, noise complaint”

“you....working again John?” The dark humor was greattttttttttt

BODYCOUNT? ANYONE?

John Wick Chapter 2:: yo Santino exerted massive bisexual energy. Just me? like WOAH. lookin at John with bedroom eyes

For half a second during their initial meeting I thought Santino was going to reach out and put his hand on John’s but he was just sliding his Marker to him. I was like

This was a REALLY great sophomore entry. So good. 

THE FIGHTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Uh the scene with Gianna understanding the meaning of why John has to kill her; CONSEQUENCES. Her brother has a Marker. He has to honor it. The Marker is what got him out of the game. And the woman he loved was worth it. Her understanding of that and then proceeding to kill herself was a GREAT scene.

“I lived my life my way” I was like DAMMMMNNN GIRLLLLLL yeah okkkkk

Oh right Common was in this too as....Cassian. I think was his name. He as interesting. The fight was cool. I like that they had a weird respect thing going on. I love world building in this way;; there are rules and they must be followed. 

No business on Continental grounds. They have a drink together to understand the other’s motivations.

Ruby Rose was the weakest link imo but she was fine. She used sign language but I just didn’t find her convincing enough to perceive her as a threat. 

LAURENCE FISHBURNE BABBBYYYYYYYYYY and he was playing a dope character that actually helped John too! “SOMEONE **PLEASE** GET THIS MAN A GUN” lololuolololololololol

THE ENDING HAD ME LIKE

John Wick Chapter 3:: *folds hands* I watched this one last night. First of all, John Wick throwing knives is one of the greatest things ever. ALSO. The camera LOOOOOOVES Keanu Reeves. He just holds the entire screen with ease. He’s a true movie star. I really mean that. He invokes sympathy. He has an overpowering magnetic quality that makes him so fascinating. 

((And honestly don't even speak to me about the fact that he is in Cyberpunk 2077 coming out later this year I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THAT SHIT, DAY 1 BABY AND IM GETTING THE PS5 TOO)

ok anyway

ThE KnIFE FiGHT and HE REALLY TOoK On The WHoLE ASSASSIN GuiLD HuH

Then when Winston decided not to step down and John decided not to kill him and they both turned around to look at The Adjudicator like

**DUCK LIPS** WHAT NOW BITCH

and she was like “no cool, that's fine. ima deconsecrate your hotel”

boi

I want him to FUCK UP the High Table in John Wick 4

HALLE BERRY WITH HER DOGS FAMMMMMMMM when that guy shot her dog and then she shot him and she was like HE SHOT MY DOG BRUH

And John was like *sympathetic nod* I get it

I was like THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS WHAT THE FUCK

then she backwashed into his water lol what

tHE ENDING MorPHeUS and NeO A TeaM aAGaiN??????!?!?

This series is so good. Consistent. PLEASE Let me know any thoughts yay have on this or want to talk about this shit.

ok that’s all I feel for now

[foureyed-phylactery]

You guys remember this update?

well, it kinda went under the radar with surrounding update,a small quality of life feature.

HOWEVER

I feel as though some people haven't grasped its full potential

See: FAMILIAR BONDING

You got yourself here a standard setup. dragon and familiar. iconic duo.

takes your three clicks to bond with this familiar and move on to the next, right? takes you like 5 minutes to bond with everyone and even longer if you got bad wrists like me, yeh?

NAH BRUH

lets discuss

first you gunna click that little heart, bog standard issue familiar bonding. clicky the heart. now you gunna click Okay, okay?

NOT OKAY

DO NOT CLICK OKAY

stay with me

DONT TOUCH THAT MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or touch pad if you use that

now... tap..... the right arrow key.....

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE PROGRESSED!!!!

your mouse should still be hovering over that little heart right there.

now click

now press right arrow

now click

now press right arrow

and just like that youve bonded with all your familiars in record speed. no searching for buttons and waiting for menus to close. just click and press.

if some of ya already know about this trick good on ya, this is for the lads who dont

thanks for reading

share to save a wrist

[steponmepinkjun]

I really fucking hate when people try to police my speech, about myself. Like the other day I went "oh yeh sorry I'm just dumb" and they were like "don't say that!!!! Don't say that it's bad!!!!!!" and similarly I called myself dumb on a post once and someone went "why would you call yourself dumb that's sad that you feel that way, it makes it okay for other people to call you dumb" and it's just like... BRUH. Listen. I can call myself dumb every day of my life if I want to, cause I inhabit this shitbox of a body and I KNOW I am at times in possession of The Dumb. But that will never make it okay for other people to call me dumb, and it will never mean I don't love myself unconditionally. I routinely call my cat "dirty bastard shit baby" but I would fucking die for him. Or kill for him. Or both. Like. Let my dumb ass be

[eddievedders]

Pearl Jam, The Clash, Bruce, The National?

Thank you for asking, Belinda! (and the big four, too <3).

Pearl Jam

favourite song: listen, i’ll never be able to choose one favorite song from them. ever. i’ve been listening to Brain of J. a lot lately (“the world will be different soon, the world will be relieved!”).

least favourite song: f*ckin’ Ole.

have i ever seen them live: quite a few times, yeah.

favourite band member: Mr. Eddie Vedder.

least favourite band member: I love them all.

how many of their albums i have: all of them. and singles. and bootlegs. and live albums and etc etc etc.

favourite album: vs. and vitalogy own my little heart.

favorite lyrics: it also changes a lot, but right now it’s “ I am lost, I'm no guide, but I'm by your side".

favorite music video: the one they did for 25 years of Alive. 

ever met any members: yeh. all of them, except for Mike, which is funny considering he’s the most accessible one. this is still the best moment of my life, and i’ll cherish it forever. 

The Clash

favourite song: uhhh... i suck at picking favorites, but probably Clampdown. 

least favourite song: Fingerpoppin’.

have i ever seen them live: bruh, I WISH.

favourite band member: Joe, but I love Paul just as much.

least favourite band member: meh, none. Mick is (was) kind of dick but I still love him.

how many of their albums i have: all of them.

favourite album: london calling.

favorite lyrics: all of Know Your Rights, but also “let fury have the hour, anger can be power. do you know that you can use it?”.

favorite music video: This is Radio Clash.

ever met any members: BRUH, I WISH.

Bruce Springsteen

favourite song: after much consideration, Night. i really can’t explain the mood that song puts me into. it’s a wonderful feeling. 

least favourite song: Jesus Was an Only Son.

have i ever seen them live: listen i don’t... i don’t wanna talk about it (he played in a venue one block from my house but i didn’t have the money for tickets then).

favourite band member: well, Bruce.

least favourite band member: well, Bruce. 

how many of their albums i have: all of them except for Devils and Dust, and Letter To You.

favourite album: Nebraska.

favorite lyrics: “together, Wendy, we can live with the sadness. i'll love you with all the madness in my soul. oh, someday, girl, i don't know when, we're gonna get to that place where we really wanna go and we'll walk in the sun. but 'til then, tramps like us, baby, we were born to run.”

favorite music video: not an official video, but this one never fails to make me smile. i watch it like once a week AT LEAST. legit my favorite video ever. 

ever met any members: no. :(

The National

favourite song: Don’t Swallow the Cap, but Oblivions is quickly rising to the ranks. 

least favourite song: Sugar Wife.

have i ever seen them live: i have, and it was one of the most wholesome experiences of my life.

favourite band member: Matty Berninger.

least favourite band member: i truly love them all.

how many of their albums i have: all of them, except for Sad Songs for Dirty Lovers.

favourite album: Alligator.

favorite lyrics: ugh, so many. right now i’d say “it wasn’t like a rain, it was more like a sea, i didn’t ask for this pain it just came over me”.

favorite music video: Bloodbuzz Ohio.

ever met any members: no. :( 

[semi-imaginary-place]

brilliant. tallented. 10/10

gym buddies

well the jumping around plot threads continues but at least we reached some conclusion with the Ivy spy thing. I’m not sure how to feel about the oh so it was a foreigner after all thing.

why do the ascians want so many primal summonings?

I just realized... camp dragonhead and coerthas in general was already struggling with supplies and yet Hauchefant sent us so many crystals.

Ok I feel cheated now. why did the localization team change the lines! Urianger and Moenbryda are childhood friends! and Yda and Papalymo quipping at each other was also totally different. She wanted to see him hnnnnggg. Also urianger in jp sounds so incredibly stuffy lol. the ladies of the scions are so good! I loved Yda and Tataru already but now Moenbryda is here too!!

I’m out of company seals to do squadron missions but I have been using the frontline roulette to level up since I’m saving up for one of the pvp hairstyles

why can’t I join her and crush ishgard? anywho... shiva looks pretty cool (heh!) and I was not expecting the jrock. who the hell is zodiac-sama and why aren’t they mentioned in the localization

hey alphinaud. are you my commanding officer?

a good boy. another great character we could have recruited to the scions. I mean yeah he hold a position of some authority in coerthas and gives us an inroad into ishgardian politics, but I’d get to see him more this way.

there’s a whole lot of nodding heads in this game

where does he get this energy from

this chair has collision! but hauchefant does not! hmmm he needs a haircut

bruh. never do free work when you can get something for it

its like I said a few posts ago, Ishgard would gain a lot more from that arrangement than us. This is important to them and we could have used that to our advantage, alphinaud. Alphinaud! Please stop talking!

the change in climate, the dwindling supplies, yeh ishgard is getting desperate And we totally could have used this as leverage to get reverent toll connections and ishgard into the alliance. Alphinaud! And Minfilia! Why did you let a headstrong and prideful 16 year old be in charge of diplomacy for a rather delicate situation. Alphinaud... you are so lucky Aymeric likes you and seems like a half decent dude

poor beast tribes, no one likes them.