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having svsss au ideas beyond my station
thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it realā
and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house
and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and
calls mobei jun.
okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.
is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen jiu#listen. i. okay. listen#first off. i need shang qinghua to just fucking spitball a lesson plan idea thats never even been heard of before in like 5 seconds flat and#absolutely floor mobei jun#i need this to turn partially into shen jiu freaking out over the courting hits and inadvertedly teach mobei jun about human culture#idk. they go to a brothel together#mbj is being dragged along by like a 10 year old visibly shrinking into his coat but imperiously demanding the most expensive courtesan that#fits into their budget so she can spend an hour informing this idiot that no#slapping your boyfriend is stupid and hurtful and also stupid in human culture and he would get arrested#unrelated tk that. sqh still being a spy for mbj in cang qiong and getting a mission years later to instate sqq/sj as the qing jing peak lor#d#poor guy is so so fucked#sj becoming mbjs assassin. hear me out#a human most trusted advisor slash spy and a human assassin truly mbj is making bank#sj is also sqh's assassin lowkey. man who is intensely furious and learned how to channel all that into productive murder instead of. well#how does this fit with lbh? with sy? with fucking oh god YUE QINGYUAN??? well we'll find out!
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The utter GLEE and willingness to choose violence that each of these men exhibits as soon as they pick up a tortilla, this team building exercise game was perfect, ten out of ten, no notes.
#Once again I am mourning that we were ROBBED of Nicke clobbering people with tortillas#Also poor Protas. He has been hit in the face and spat upon and made to eat a hot sauce oreo and drink pickle juice. His life is hard.#Dowd decided FUCK THEM KIDS and just going full force for it on McMike#Ovi going for the half force slap then getting a stronger slap from Strome and visibly deciding OH IT IS ON#Carlson and Willy hitting each other so hard their tortillas break apart#PLD not being able to even get to the slapping before spewing water giggles#Chuckie hitting Mangiapane so hard he practically cries#Everything that happened with Lappy and Pro#Alexander Ovechkin#Dylan Strome#Charlie Lindgren#Andrew Mangiapane#Matt Roy#Jakob Chychrun#Nic Dowd#Connor McMichael#John Carlson#Tom Wilson#Aliaksei protas#Hendrix Lapierre#Pierre Luc Dubois#Martin Fehervary#Alexander Alexeyev#Ivan Miroshnichenko#Washington Capitals#Caps Media Day
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Itās so cute seeing other fandoms complain about their really good anime adaptations meanwhile s1 and 2 of Kuro are justā¦ bad. Just an absolute dumpster fire. Like Iām seeing people complaining because some of the Hellsing characters were drawn slightly differently in Ultimate, Iām seeing BSD fans talk about how they ever so slightly tweaked this one panel from the manga.
Babygirl, they added a whole two and a half seasons of non-canon wacko nonsense. They added a naked dog-man. They spoiled a major plot twist of the manga. They took a hacksaw to like three whole characters personalities. They added the Alice in Wonderland OVA.
#black butler#kuroshitsuji#LOOK at what they did to sebastian grell and lizzie#LOOK#the hellsing OVA fucks#bsd is one ld the best anime ive ever seen#you know nothing of the depths anime adaptations can descend to#death note fans are chill though#theyre like oh yeah they kind of changed lights character#and they did compress the last half of the series like a jpeg#but the soundtrack slaps and they made it 50% gayer#so a net positive
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The Divine, The First Divine, Rigour
#rain does art#art#doodles#colored#digital art#F@tt#friends at the table#fatt#rigour#the divine rigour#this was mainly a painting pratice#im also trying to get better at just commiting to slapping down concepts like this#i guess this is a sketch?#Can it be a sketch when did it in an hour and a half though?#oh well#I really really liked the part where Rigour busted out of the earth#rigour to me is goopy? to#Like it occupies this fuck off big mech but Rigour itself is the goop#counter/weight#C/w#my art
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What I loved about Cinderella's Castle is it is so entirely about Ella. We know starkid can handle a show with tons and tons of characters but I found it quite refreshing for it to be so wholly her story? I think it was a lovely choice for this show and man Bryce did such a perfect job of it, she is truly such a star
#starkid#cinderella's castle spoilers#cinderella's castle#cc#cc spoilers#I think I want to rewatch it a couple of times to actually ascertain how I rank it with other starkid shows but. yeah what a great show#they used that money well too every aspect was STUNNING#and I could go on and on about the choreography maybe the best from any starkid show it looked so fucking good#anyway. justice for my girls Justine and Lucy I miss you#OH more things I loved! no romance! starkid write fantastic romances which I love dearly but again it was so nice#to just see Ella discover herself and her power. and yes I know her and Tadius are heavily implied but! I love that it was allowed to#just be the very beginnings of whatever they might become!!!#I will say that I predicted the Justine and Lucy thing which is heartbreaking I miss them#but anyway I loved it as a version of Cinderella and I loved it as a musical and MAN the music FUCKING SLAPPED#I made like 7 pages of notes because I regret that I don't remember my immediate reactions to bf and npmd#they are insane and most of them are just 'oh my god' and 'he's just a little boy' whenever crumb was on#ALSO WHO THR FUCK WAS THAT MASTER DWARF CAN WE GET MORE DETAILS ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHI IS HE AND HIS WOODBLOCK#OK ALSO ALSO oh my god there are too many thoughts in my brain. also. so it's basically confirmed they want to be Beauty and the beast and#snow white now right?#were there any other fairytale references?#ok fuck it finally last thing verrrry intrigued by how much the audience were clearly part of the story
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I hate the majority of dano!riddler fanart bc people always draw him as this microscopic toothpick twink like GOD. USE YOUR EYES. HE IS AT LEAST SIX FEET TALL AND OBVIOUSLY CHUBBY. HIS FACE IS ROUND. HES FUCKING HUGE. IF YOU MAKE HIM SHORTER THAN BRUCE AND LIKE 90 POUNDS IN YOUR āFANARTā OF HIM IāM GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE.
#its always riddlebat shippers too#like can yall not enjoy things without completely ignoring canon and slapping a yaoi filter over it#oh also anyone who likes lacryboy or their art needs to stay the fuck away from me#nasty ass..#dano!riddler#paul dano riddler#edward nashton#not art#discourse#i guess??
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hey all! i wrote a what-if character study & action fic for if king fought sanji instead of zoro during the raid on onigashima. i'd really love if you gave it a read! thanks so much!
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happy reading!
#ouughh oh my god. i poured every scrap of my heart and soul into this#sobbed hysterically multiple times while writing it as well as when i finished because i was so damn proud#AHHHH#i know it's long as shit but please give it a read...i promise the fight scene is just a backdrop to the amazing character study#and compelling interactions between them. it is gutting and beautiful and cathartic and absolutely fucking insane#I HOPE YOU LIKE IT#many things included....#such as#zosan#king the wildfire#sanji#roronoa zoro#kaidou of the beasts#and more#so check it out please<3#one piece#rflr#oh this manga coloring is actually 4 panels slapped together and splashed with color. it took fucking forever. so. that too.#also if you saw me delete this and immediately repost it no you didn't. ao3 is being fucky with me. sorry to all my user subcribers who wil#get 2 emails to fics one of which is deleted#RIP#OKAY ENJOY
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oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human
#spacie spoinks#this doesnt apply 2 monsters that are already humanoid#also its just a personal thing but muscles on male characters largely turn me off#hjdfkjsdf LIKE WHY IS STILL THE ONLY 'SEXY' MALE FORM IN FANDOM MUSCULAR AND/OR SKINNY#IM SOOO TIRED#yall be giving muscles 2 muh fuckers who DO NOT NEED THEM SHITS#IF YOU NEED 2 HUMANIZE A MONSTER IN ORDER 2 FUCK IT..............YOU AINT A MONSTERFUCKER DAWG................#''wow this character is really sexy 2 me b/c of how human it looks now!!''#you'll see the original design be some hulking beast who's shape isnt humanoid in the slightest and then some guy#will come along and be like ''hahaha yeah i wanna fuck this thing'' and then take the characters head and put it on a muscular human body#what is the point dawg.#this can also apply 2 robots#i dont caaareee if you have a humanoid design for 'x' robot/monster character#the problem is when you just. take a stereotypically attractive human body slap the character's head on here and then go crazy over that#and like the original character design does nothing for you.#dude. you dont want 2 fuck these characters you want 2 fuck a human wearing an object/animal head š#true monster/robotfuckers want that thang in its canon form. you cant ride w/us if you're like that dawg#dont mind me this is just a pet peeve i have#its even worse when its female characters oh my godddd#these muh fuckers dont want 2 fuck monsters they wanna fuck a human woman cosplaying as one#good LORD
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100 days of art, 54/100 - Horatio Hornblower as played by Ioan Gruffudd, because it's been actual Years since I last did something for my favorite shipful of sad damp dorks.
#horatio hornblower#hornblower#ioan gruffudd#guardy's art#guardy's daily dose of hornblower#guardy's 100 days of art#the100dayproject#I hated this with a burning passion until I was almost done#and then suddenly went āoh fuck that kind of slapsā#...... something something trusting the process I guess?
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working on WH as vines p.2 but i need to share this Wally from it
Gaze Upon Him and Delight
#if anyone correctly guesses the vine this is for you uh. fuck idk you get a gold star sticker#or whatever sticker you want i'll slap it on your forehead#OH oh i'll draw wally smiling extra big at you how about that#scribble salad#welcome home#im only one full vine into the Thing so its gonna be a while lol#like last time i want it to be at least a minute#ive got a very full typed list to choose from for this comp#im having fun so far!#i kinda fucked up a little on this one but no one will notice! probably!#i made howdy too big but im Not going to redraw him he looks too chefs kiss
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the way I was introduced to dc was teen titans in which nobody ever uses their secret identity ever. They never use their names, only their pseudonyms and that has stuck with me for some reason. Idek if they know what Robin looks like. Robin is Robin, Starfire is Starfire. Stop calling him dick grayson stop deadnaming him
#ive been watchingggg oh god ive been watching non stop im on s2#now#love them so much I wanted to read fanfiction#i was slapped in the face with their civilian names#stooppp thaaattt he's robin :(#i kind of have my own hcs on why the teen titan tower isn't really a safe place for ppls secret identities#don't ask idk anything about dc if anyone knows ANYTHING about anything they will get mad at me#i only know basic stuff ok? I've never read the comics or anything I only watched s1 of yj#and the one batman cartoon#but idk i adore the idea of a hero completely abandoning their original identity snd just taking#their hero name as their name and just being someone else you know#robin is robin to meeee#but i do think there should be a scene where his masks falls off in front of like. star or something and she just fucking#covers his face with her hand before she sees him#i like that#teen titans#robin
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Just curious, have you read a Noritoshi x reader fanfic on Quotev titled Body is one, mind is a million?? It is SO. GOOD. SO. GOOD.
^^^real image of me reading that fic in every chapter
Anon, I need to make out with you rn. Why was this gem hidden from me. Tysm for telling me about this, i will think of nothing else.
heres the link if you want to read it for yourself!
[my rabid ramblings and fanboying under the cut]
FORGIVE ME FOR THE PERSON ILL BECOME ONCE I FINISH READING THIS ALL. IM GONNA TRY SO HARD NOT TO MAKE THIS MY PERSONALITY.
I read the first chapter and intro, and I'm already hooked. Stoic and PINING NORITOSHI??? + TEASING GN READER?????????? I COULD FEEL THE PINING FIRST CHAP IN IM FUCKING DONE.
dude, you have no idea how badly I needed this in my veins. it's so tough finding fics that I like, and this one is so //PUNCHES MYSELF.. man if i tweak how i write for Noritoshi bc of this fic, i'll die. tysm to the writers out there.
IM GONNA GO DELUSIONAL BRO OH MY GOD AFJEK the way Kuzure (the author) wrote Noritoshi to be annoyed by you but grow to love you. its. ITS MY FAVORITE TROPE.. kuzure........ i have to add you to the wall of heros..
#noritoshi#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#noritoshi x reader#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo x reader#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#not art#cult leader cameo#im a slow reader#i try not to be a promote a lot of stuff so my blog can look neat and concise. BUT OH MY FUCK. ITS ABT MY PRINCESS EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE#also i love that my cult members recommend me things and check if ive seen the recent noritoshi content. like ily all sm for that#but ohhh fuck. anon you specifically rn are the most ever.#you made me open my old quotev and i was slapped across the face w edgy yandere stories that were my shit. highkey still are.#time to add this beauty to my mix#i read this and i felt like it was 2015 on quotev again.. amazing times.#null brainwash#cloaked cult member
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The crew of the USS Hephestus, headcanon designs reporting for duty! This was initially supposed to be a collection of colorless quick sketches, but it got more than a bit out of hand. I might do my headcanon designs for the SI5 laterā¦
#wolf 359#w359 fanart#w359#doug eiffel#renee minkowski#hera wolf 359#alexander hilbert#isabel lovelace#Relistening for the ???th time got me like. I should actually draw my designs instead of relying on years old doodles lmao#donāt question how Eiffel and Lovelace got hair bleach. Itās uhhhhh caused by the star shenanigans#definitely totally a real reason and not just cause it slaps#my art#art#artists on tumblr#redribbonmagpie art#artwork#fanart#digital art#procreate#sketch#how the fuck do I tag. Oh well I got the fandom tags that what matters
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naw whos the crusty ass bitch who thinks its cute to take my ocs cause what is this
#''dergu zerghed'' thats the sound youll make after i hit u over the head with a mf frying pan#jk i just fukkin reported it man im so tired#even moreso they did enough digging to find the one where i threw freckles on him for an obscure ask like biiitch?????#got a comment on twitter abt how someone loved this character on spicychat and found more art of him and i immediately was out for blood#idc abt the cod fanart being thown all over every website i knew what i was getting into with that shit but my ocs#?#you take my oc my heart n soul ive been building for 10+ years slap some dumbfuck name on him and feed him thru a Fucking AI machine#thats whats rlly boiling my blood tbh fukkin selfish behavior#i went to investigate and i was on a waitlist for it im gunna kmssssss#i am once again plagued with the frustration of the major disconnect of people going 'oh yeah ai bad >:(''#yet falling for every single ai trap there is like some stupidass koala#now my character done been sacrificed to The Machine bc mfs too goddamn lazy to make real friends to rp with#aight the ugly bitch is tryin to take the wheel i gotta stfu
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fashion rei
#pokemon#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon rei#rei pokemon#shiny pokemon#froslass#ninetails#pachirisu#gastrodon#yes i drew my own mons again#and slapped rei onto them#OH FUCK I FORGOT TO SIGN IT#UGH WHATEVER IM SLEEPY
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#oh my GOD?!#didnāt expect to open twt and get slapped in the fucking face this morning#but here we are
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