#oh this dumb bb LMFAO

[general-kalani]

PREY!

How DARE IT dance in front of him!

He shall teach it a lesson!

Gentle nibbles!!!

Was that prey or a friend?!

He must interact!!

[celestie0]

binge read kickoff and I’m sooooo obsessed with it. >.< manifesting someone like Satoru. This might seem dumb but I’m just curious to know what satoru’s friends (Suguru, nanami etc) think of reader?

but anywayyy, thank you for this amazing story and have a great day! :)

hiiii my darling omg i'm so happy you've enjoyed kickoff so far!! it means sm to me :''')

omg not dumb at all i would love to answer this!! i think i answered a similar question to this before but i can't remember what i said xD so we'll start fresh haha i mean it's been a while anyway

suguru: oh yes i also got an ask that was wondering if kickoff suguru has feelings for reader or was romantically interested in her since he seems to be a lil flirty sometimes haha but no i think he's just naturally flirty LOL. he's definitely aware of gojo's feelings for her even tho gojo never told him that or anything, i'd like to think he knew gojo had feelings before even gojo knew SDKJFHSDKJF. but yea anywho he def thinks reader is cool n is kinda different from the girls he's used to seeing in gojo's company n i think that's also why he's intrigued by her bc he's like what's up w this girl that she's got my best friend glancing over at the sidelines every two seconds during practice LMFAO. tbh i can see kickoff suguru n kickoff reader being really great friends, they kinda have similar personalities :)

nanami: he has hella respect for her because he likes people who have a craft or a skill that they're passionate about lol. especially if it's something niche, so he thinks that reader knowing a lot about photography n has really fancy cameras etc is really cool. he's mostly indifferent/disinterested in what she has to do w gojo, he doesn't really care about their status of are they friends? are they dating? sorts of stuff, but i'd like to think he pulls her aside sometimes to ask her questions about her camera specs just cause he wants to learn more about it

choso: pls kickoff choso is soooooooo go with the flow, two braincells, smooth brained, slightly grumpy, chronically tired but very sweet hearted in my head. tbh i don't even think he knows reader's name n i'm p sure he's mistaken her as being three different people bc he just cannot cognitively retain faces for the life of him LMFAO. yea he was mostly indifferent n i'm ngl reader was probs invisible to him for the most part BUT when he saw her slap the shit out of ren at the bar he was like :0 god damn that girl's sick. and now his interest has been piqued n he’s like 80% sure he knows her name now. omg i feel like kickoff choso n reader would not get along for some reason skdfhsdflk choso's nonchalant cynicism would clash w reader's anxious optimism

other players on the team: they all are just really hoping that she's getting their good angles when she's takin her snapshots HAHAH. i'd like to think some of them be mewing on the field 💀💀

coach yaga: “STOP DISTRACTING MY STAR PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED HIS EYES ON THE BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

LOL hope this answers bb <3

[madraleen]

Genshin Impact - Cyno’s Second Story Quest A Fond Commentary

(*from a Cynonari shipper)

-ASJFNJDFK, we’ve grown so close to Cyno over time, he’s so soft compared to when we first met him, he calls us friends, he invites us along, I cry. I remember thinking in his first quest, “We’ll win you over, we’ll win you over,” and now look at us :”).

-The fact that that man raised Cyno is hilarious to me. Their vibes are so different, it’s delightful.

-ASDKNDFS, “Bring Tighnari along too.” CYRUS!! Feed me, Cyrus!! The parental figure approves!!

-The fam is eating with Cyrus, I cry. Also, wdym they were both students together, you’re blurring the timeline again, argh!

-Kaveh!!

-Yes, we have some “us time” with Cyno, Tighnari and Collei, ily. Wtf is happening, they’re taking us camping?? Hoyo, you feed me so well!

-We’re all so happy, are we gonna get murdered or something

-I can’t believe we’re seeing Cyno jokes in an actual quest and not just in events, is this real?! Are we really getting soft Cyno, soft Cynonari, what is this, is this reality?! I’m so happy!

-Ahahaha, “it looks like we’ll get told off” and Tighnari’s face omg, I love this fam.

-Dude, this is so fun. And Hoyo knows exactly what they’re doing with the “three tents,” you can’t change my mind. Who shares?

-Cyno smiles at us, my heart, I cannot (*Cyno smiles a lot in this quest :’))))

-Kaveh and Alhaitham. Hoyo knows. 

-Everyone’s so domestic, thank you Hoyo, thank you. Kaveh and Alhaitham actually having calm conversations, calmly living together and putting their minds together, Kaveh sitting on the table, it’s so nice.

-Cyno: “Don’t come after me.” Literally everyone: “Yeah, so, anyway, how do we find him?” <333 Like, they don't even discuss if they should, Kaveh just goes "typical Cyno" and they move to action. What a great little extended fam, Cynonari, Collei, Kaveh and Alhaitham (and later Candace and Dehya, and Faruzan. What a great little found fam).

-Tighnari is coming to the desert himself??? For Cyno??? I cry. (Yeah yeah and for Cyrus. Would he be coming along if Cyno wasn’t involved? I don’t think so.)

-We’re meeting Naphis!!! What is this blessing of a quest!

-Like, I love intrigue and mystery and so on, but our bonds in Sumeru are just so pure and precious to me. This clear-cut “We’re transparent, we have each others’ back, and that’s that” of the Sumeru cast, I love it. And I love that it’s an ensemble cast quest, it’s so long since we’ve seen everyone together.

-Like, Tighnari could leave this to us, or to Kaveh, but no, absolutely not, he wants to PERSONALLY be with Cyno in this, like??? Tighnari ily???

-Sethos!!! Hi, bb, whoever you are <3.

-Sethos is a medium model, right? He looks so much smaller than Aether, Cyno and Tighnari. Younger even, even though he’s around the latter two’s age.

-I love that Cyno and Tighnari are equally clueless and are learning about Cyno’s past together. I always wondered - is the Temple of Silence thing something that Cyno hides? Does Tighnari know? Why do his character stories say so little on that, is it a secret? Turns out no, he’s just as clueless as everyone.

-Cyno’s parents essentially sold him…??? Huh?! I wasn’t expecting that!!!

-No, you didn’t borrow the Ba Fragment “for a decade or so,” Cyrus, don’t blur the timeline ffs! Unless we’re talking until Cyno became of age or something, or unless that "or so" is a big understatement.

-Everyone is tense and dramatic and “power this, fragment that” and Tighnari is like, “Sumanai, but u dumb.”

-Doctor Tighnari strikes again!

-Such a beautiful temple and it’ll just disappear after the quest?

-Lmfao, what is that pose before the duel, are we “the challengers” preparing to drop an album ahahaha

-Oh eff off, Cyno saying “I am more than a warrior. I am my own person,” and cutting to Tighnari saying “...Exactly”. That was SO UNNECESSARY! HOYO YOU FEED ME WELL

-Looove how Cyno won via polearm and not via Hermanubis or vision. Also lil Sethos is one of those multi-weapon users, huh

-Oh that’s such a nice conclusion, Cyno and Sethos not being enemies and now the Academiya and the Temple can be partners again. I like Sethos, I'm looking forward to us seeing him again and him making connections in Sumeru. Hopefully we'll get a hang-out next patch?

-Lol, Sethos granting us access to the Temple, catch Alhaitham moving in here smh

-Faru :”). All the familiar faces, I miss them :’)

-THEY HAVE A SIGNAL! CYNO AND COLLEI HAVE A SIGNAL! HELP!!! Pity that Collei had to be sacrificed for the sake of her guardians.

-HELP, they have their own code words as a family, they are so soft, they are so adorable, they are my favorite genshin fam, my favorite genshin ensemble cast, i love them so much. Like, Hoyo didn’t have to go that hard on the intimacy of it all AND YET! THEY DELIVERED! Also, pls, the timeline, wdym you were in school with Cyno when in Tighnari’s stories it says that student Tighnari attracted the attention of General Mahamatra Cyno, omggggg. Unless you’re saying that Cyno was simultaneously a student and the General Mahamatra at some point, OR that Cyno had the General Mahamatra mentality as a student and conducted his own investigations.

-I’ve seen too much fanart to believe that you’ll just “put the books back” in the House of Daena, Kaveh and Alhaitham. I know exactly what you’re gonna do there. We all know. -CYNO HAS A SECRET PLACE AND TIGHNARI KNOWS IT AND NOW WE KNOW IT THIS QUEST IS SO SOFT ASKJSFDNK

-BABY CYNO OMGGG SMOL. And them talking about Lisa, so sooooft :”)

-Color me elated.

[blushinggray]

Free! The Final Stroke screeching/reaction (spoilers)

AHHHHH I JUST WATCHED THE FINAL STROKE MOVIE TODAY IN THEATERS ON PREMIER DAY AND IT WAS LAKSJDFOAIFJWOEI to summarize it all, it was Very Gay, which was to be expected but they DID NOT have to get so freaking extra with it 😩😩😩

much screaming and many spoilers ahead

FIRST OF ALL, KIRISHIMA NATSUYA: HE WAS SO FUCKING HANDSOME DAFKJOIEFJOSIDJF. SO HANDSOME. SO HANDSOME AND STUPID AND OVERLY FRIENDLY AS WE LOVE HIM TO BE ALKDSJFOAIEW.

he was in the film for a total of maybe 5 minutes altogether, which was kind of a lot bc the film kind of was just putting all the characters back in for the sake of putting them in imo? for the fans, lol. so everyone could see their faves. and in these five minutes that he appeared, our mans:

bragged about his little brother he's so proud of

got laughed at by nao for being natsuya (aka dumb and straightforward) as usual

trained with sousuke (he was hanging out in the same pool with him, nao, and makoto to train and aid in sousuke's rehab training)

got a call from ikuya after the international swimming competition in sydney!!!! in that same cafe he's always at!!!! and he was with nao at the time he got the call. casual and cool as always, being the cool big brother or whatever. he ended the call with a curt, "you got it. see you. don't catch a cold."

HE WAS HANGING OUT AT CAFE MARON WHILE THEY WAITED FOR THE SYDNEY COMPETITORS TO COME BACK TO JAPAN. HE WAS BEHIND THE COUNTER WITH ASAHI (WHO WAS HOLDING BABY TSUKIMI IN A CARRIER ON HIS CHEST!!!!!) AND HE THREW HIS ARM AROUND ASAHI AND WAS GETTING SO CLOSE LIKE ALKSDJFAOIEJAOEI. I have absolutely no clue what he was saying at the time bc i was too busy freaking out and trying to hold in the sounds bc the theater was so quiet. but his GODDAMN FACE. HE WAS SMIRKING. SO HANDSOME 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

and of fucking course, they were all out together at a restaurant when the sydney competitors came back, and he was like, "wth no one else is drinking alcohol tonight?" and nao was like "ofc not haha" AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

HE FUCKING FALLS ASLEEP AT THE TABLE AFTER DRINKING AND EVERYONE IS SURROUNDING HIM AND PATTING HIM LIKE "dude..." and ikuya is sitting there like, omg can't believe this mess is my brother....

i thought that just might be his last scene in the film but then we show back up to the kirishima household and natsuya is eating some sort of luxury holiday(?) bento and ikuya is like "aren't you gonna save any for me?" and natsuya's like "of course not. this is for me, you gotta wait until next year xD" and then ikuya just fucking SNATCHES up several different foods and stuffs his face with all of them and natsuya starts arguing with him over them laskjdfoawiefjao where was this brotherly affection all this time?????

and then cut to a few seconds later, natsuya's bumming in his room on the floor like in s3 when ikuya comes in and tells him about his new future goals and alskdjfaoei brothers sharing their ambitions together 😩😩 WHAT IS GOING ON. EVERYONE GETS ALONG SO WELL NOW???

NEXT: we'll go back to the beginning i guess lmfao but they're preparing for some sort of university festival

we start off with an easily misunderstandable shoujo-style situation where asahi is talking to ikuya like, "i know it's your first time... you don't have to be nervous. i know you can do it." and ikuya's like "no! i can't 😣" like the tsun he is backed up against the wall. and then it turns out they're trying to make a mille feuille cake.... but everything he's made so far looked like crepes

and for some damn reason, KISUMI comes outta nowhere into the kitchen and is like "ooooh what's this? a mille feuille cake? although they all look kinda like crepes haha ^^" and then ikuya RUNS THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN, yelling, "i told you i couldn't do it!!!" like the fucking tsun he is... and asahi is yelling at kisumi like "why did you just say that!!!" and starts rubbing his knuckles into kisumi's head and kisumi's just laughing like, "oh did i do that hehe"

and for some reason... seijuurou is working at the booth in his speedo and swim team jacket. i mean i'm not complaining but sir.... PLS TAKE MY MONEY AND GIVE ME YOUR FAT OCTOPUS BALLS. (he literally started a batter mixing competition with hoshikawa inside the booth, like what are they even doing in the same booth???)

then rin and sousuke show up to ikuya, asahi, and hiyori(?)'s booth, and they're offering them the crepes and then they get into a conversation about smth that leads into them showing the embarrassing photos they have of each other?????? like ikuya has a pic of rin in his maid costume for some reason??? (tho it isn't shown) and rin shows an embarrassing pic of ikuya he has in his phone that he got from natsuya???????????? and then ikuya starts chasing after rin yelling at him to delete it lasdkjfoaei

and then haru is off to the side selling ugly ass bird mascots again lmfao. bc ofc he is. love that weirdo

BUT THE REAL KICKER HERE IS KINJOU!!!!!!!!!!!

APPARENTLY, HIS VILLAIN BACKSTORY COMES FROM HIS CHILDHOOD CRUSH (/exaggerated) ON HIYORI ALSKDJFOAIE WHAAAT. apparently he was that annoying kid in the playground who would go up to hiyori and bother him bc he wanted a friend. bb hiyori was literally like "why are you even talking to me so much?" in his sandbox. and bb kinjou is like, "well there's gotta be smth you like, right? what is it?" and hiyori's like "well i feel kinda happy when i'm swimming... :)" as images of ikuya flash into his mind, that gay ass

BUT KINJOU'S GAY ASS EYES START SPARKLING TOO AND THEN HE'S LIKE "I GOTTA LEARN WHAT THE BIG DEAL ABOUT SWIMMING IS" and he runs home, begs his brother to take him to the pool. but next time he brings his swimming stuff with him to the playground, hiyori isn't there anymore and apparently he left for america at that time (or smth). so poor baby basically got ghosted

but hiyori still knows him when they're older!!!! kinjou shows up when they're throwing out the trash after the uni festival and calls out to hiyori to taught him (which is where that bullying preview scene came from i guess) and alkfjeoiaejoaifj omfg it's like that estranged childhood friends (sorta) trope but it'll never go kinjou's way bc hiyori is and will always be in love with ikuya 😔

kinjou would make such a good yandere tho!!!! he has a feral expression on a few times throughout the movie, and during a race he gets super competitive mid-race and... ngl he was kinda sexy 😳 i'm actually kind of surprised by how taken i was with him in this movie. doesn't help that he's unfairly handsome and his hair looks fucking amazing. i MAY OR MAY NOT be exploring this man in the future..................

i also found the ending with haru pretty interesting!!!! it kind of hints at neurodivergence? smth along the lines of disassociation or multiple personalities? (guess 50% off was kinda right on that end lmfao).

he gets obsessed with beating albert wahlander, which is the most fired up i've ever seen him (to the point of almost hurting himself) and then the shadow or whatever effect albert has on haru kind of just overtakes him and pushes haru out of his own body in a way... it doesn't make sense to describe it this way, i know, but haru is literally watching himself say hurtful things to his friends while being overtaken by this... albert obsessed persona?

it's so interesting to see haru being the one obsessing over someone instead of the other way around for once!!! at the end of the movie (after all the credits) haru says the same thing he once said at the beginning of season 1? about how "at age 5, you're a prodigy. at age 15, you're a genius. at age 20(?), you're average." and this is def gonna be explored/concluded in the second part of the final stroke movie so i'm excited for that!!!! april 2022 come at me!!!!

there were SOOOOO many other things going on, plot wise and fanservice wise, and ofc kyoto animation was fucking TOP TIER SHIT. all the water effects... there was a shot where haru was looking at his reflection in the water and they make a drop fall and spread and shake his reflection in the waves and it was lafkjsefoiaeja fucking glorious. the soundtrack was lovely too. there was a RADWIMPS-esque beginning song and a sexy ass electric guitar buildup for kinjou (which may or may not be contributing to my growing obsession with him...)

AHHHH!!!! it was so good and everyone was so cute and handsome and gay and funny. we literally see every single character we've met before in some way, shape, or form lmfao. i might just go back to the theater and watch it again on one of the upcoming holidays this week.... SO GOOD. SO GOOD.

I LOVE ALL THESE GAY SWIMMING BOYS SO MUCH 😩😩😩

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

Seriously why are any of yall even dating scorpios like if I find out someone’s a scorpion I don’t want them around and I certainly wouldn’t touch them with a stick LMFAO rams don’t waste time

Fr nobody likes them 🙌🏾 if you do you’re probably as insecure and shallow as they are

There was one in class the past year or so and she thought I was mad that I wasn’t invited to her bday party when I didn’t even talked to her

I made friends and she wasn’t even in my circle and then she came back crawling and started to get closer or talk and hug and ask for help and it was like

Girl ion care or even wanna be friends, stay awesome. Like I get invited EVERYWHERE LMAO, chill and get over yourself (she later on confessed) (didn’t even wish her a happy bday, like isn’t it clear that I don’t care lol)

They think they’re the center of everyone’s universe and ofc I ignored her 99% of the time 🥴 I was not surprised when she said she had like 2 friends ,, no wonder bbs

A colleague said oh well we get along great idk (this chick is a sag but it’s like YALL sags are kinda dumb sometimes bc you excel @ things and almost everyone is clearly taking advantage of you and you’re happy and feel like a savior bc of that??? Like where’s the pair of balls yall are supposed to have. Sags have big flaws and one of them is people taking advantage and them being happy about it like uM pls love yourselves #SelfEsteemIssues- thank god she didn’t say they were friends bc I would’ve been like SHUT UP) and I said out loud every time how much I don’t like her,,, it’s the vibes and shit 🩷 like more than one time she asked me which pic should she post on instagram and I didn’t even follow her

Shallow as hell 💯

#WeAreNotCompatibleStopTrynnaMakeItHappen

Like Pisces and cancer are also a big no but cancer women and men always befriend me and as long as I don’t date them it’s ‘fine’. Same w Pisces. If someone asks me out and I find out they’re a water sign after my first ex I CAREFULLY analyze my options :) which means No

If I’m not mistaken, a professor I also don’t like was a Scorpio and she was the laziest sis I’ve ever seen. Not wanting to do the classes, skipping them with dumb ass reasons and also wanting me to date his buddy, aka another professor dropping dumb ass hints (we’re all around the same age) bc well I’m awesome and he’s unable to utter a word in my presence and them being just embarrassing together like im- #YallWeird

She also had the worst personality ever (legit it made me throw up), dictator like and while I liked her in the beginning bc they all like me and want me to do shit and represent them and whatever dumb shit,, the personality was a big turn off and I ended up ignoring her and not even saying hi when I was supposed to say it back like I literally don’t like yall scorpios and I hope yall understand the message here lmao,, I even complained about her openly like one thing about us Aries is we’re very open about our opinions NADHKAJSSK we don’t care and we’ll say out loud what everyone is thinking (even went to this guy who wants to date me bc his main issue is his arrogance and his niceness only towards me and a couple of other people,, to the rest he’s a rude ass idiot so I told him and he felt embarrassed and tried to give me excuses like I legit said

I complained about this girl but what about you? You rude ass bitch, the way u talk to people is unacceptable 🤨🤨

He went mute

PERIODT

Another professor apologized for his behavior,, in the end that’s and seems a hella toxic workplace and you get infected bc I really really liked him last year,, (mi prima trabaja allí y ya os confirmo q es TÓXICO el ambiente laboral porque llevaba tiempo sin verla y la vi demacrada y quemada y mira q Cris es siempre el alma de la fiesta. Ella y mi primo leo 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 Cristina, no es por nada pero lo da mil vueltas a todos los profes de allí porque lo sé obviamente jUASS y por como es y luego mi prima Ceci! Que siempre está allí 🎈🎈🎈 siempre nos trae regalos 🎁 ella y mi madre parecen gemelas) in fact he was one of my favourites. In the end u end up not liking any of them DUE TO THEIR BEHAVIOR (one thing after another) but mad respect bc he apologized. Thing he was the only one. He was your typical Aquarius (male Aquarius I’ve met are intelectual humble and v v nice,, as a teenager I hardcore liked one so yeah). I sometimes really like them esp dudes but girls? Nah they’re usually very very detached from life and pretty much horrible people. I have a couple of friends but we’re friends bc they’re different than these types

No judgment towards humans but when u don’t like someone for xyz reasons and then u find out they’re a Scorpio, it’s like a 2x1 deal,,, they’re unbearable, they ALWAYS take advantage of people and think they’re powerful when Aries is the powerful one 💯

Luego oH ES QUE SHARI NI ME MIRA NI ME HABLA LADJSI COMO COÑO OS VOY A HABLAR SI APENAS OS RESPETO POR VUESTRO COMPORTAMIENTO DE NIÑO PEQUEÑO O NIÑA PEQUEÑA Y SUS RESPECTIVAS PATALETAS QKFKSLDKSIDSINCOMO SI TUVIÉRAMOS AQUÍ 3 AÑOS MENTALES

[pseudopeachy]

✨ If you get this ask, tell us more about your selfship(s)! And then feel free to pass this ask around ✨

ohh thank you for this 🖤

im gonna ramble about my tr babies for a bit shshshsh

ok firstly, Mikey!!

Really believe we fit in the enemies to lovers to exes to lovers trope lmfao what a ride our personalities will crash irl but i just cant help but admire and take care of his dumb ass

Next would be Rindou!! I am really in love with his Bonten charac. I just love mafia concepts in general, I think we kinda fit in the childhood friends to lovers slowburn !!

Then there's this mf!!

what a handsome bb! I feel like we'd be at the exes to frenemies to lovers trope. like this push and pull thing happening for years until benkei shouts "for the love of god, just kiss already!"

we're also rlly rlly cute ahshashdha

honorable mentions because there's a lot of pretty people in Tokyo Rev:

who is NOT in love with Ken oh my god Emma is the baddest bitch to ever live for pulling such a good catch fr fr

HIS VOICE LORDE i am crying !!

bc they are just so pretty will give them kisses on both cheeks ngl <33

[iuwon]

HEEELLLOOOOOO, first of all those anon fuckers can leave wtf, theyre so dumb🤨

ANYWAYS I MISSED U HOW ARE YOU??? this week has honestly been really good and im dreading going back to school next week, i have a chemistry test and fyi im really fucking bad at chemistry :)

anyways i got the new enhypen album yesterday and my mom banned me from getting any new albums😢 idc tho im probably just gonna have to save up for them smh

also ahussbsjsb my bday is on sunday aah, its so close😭 it almost doesnt feel real tbh lmfao

also i’ll tell u the requests on sunday if thats okayy???

-scorpio twin :*

BESTIE I MISSED YOU A LOT MORE THAN U CAN IMAGINE 🧎‍♀️ (the top #1 and only reason i had my anons back open bc i missed u and i'm lonely w/o u <//3) ANDFSFD RETWEET 😭😭 the moment i had my anon asks back on i still got some strange asks 🤨 istg when anything bad happens to me i hope they know that i'm blaming it on them and mentally cursing them out.

me too SCREAMS i'm having my finals soon but honestly this week was as bad as it could get 🙄 i just got the results to my biology exam i took a week or so ago and i didn't get the results i wanted 🤡 given that i didn't study for it ,,, i searched up one essay question on the internet bc it was so hard (I'M A DIRTY REBEL) and my teacher gave me 1/4 points because "we didn't even discuss the answer in class" and asked me 'where i got it' PLS I'M DEAD I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. I FEEL SO BAD. she just wanted the bare minimum for the question and not the actual details. and now she thinks i cheated for the whole quiz 🤠✨she made me barely pass the quiz and idk how to break my statistics & biology scores down to my asian parents. and she's going to be my teacher for the whole school year and the next until i graduate senior high 🤩

PLEASE I FEEL YOU i'm bad at science and math. very very bad. like. very bad. not like "oh i'm saying this and i'm kinda bad but i'm exaggerating bc it's funny" but like the "holy shit you're dumb as fuck how is this possible" type. I'M HAVING CHEM AND PHYSICS NEXT SEM SO I'LL BE CRYING ABOUT IT TO YOU IN A FEW WEEKS FROM NOW 😭😭 BUT ALL THE LUCK FOR YOUR CHEM QUIZ BAE. I CAN FEEL THE PAIN AND STRESS AND I'M SUFFERING WITH YOU. ILYILYILY HUG HUG

AHHHHHHHHHH YOU GOT THE ENHA ALBUM i might break in your house to steal it from u so sleep w both eyes open <333 THAT'S SO COOL OMG I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU AMFWNSEDJGS and yes i really feel you my parents will not spend SHIT for me on any kpop shit. they want me out of obsessively fangirling over idols if ever 😻 PLS that's sexy brain behavior we can just save our money 🤩 i'm trying to debate to get either the bts albums or enha albums 😭😭 the struggles of a multi and being a broke bitch with no money

OH IT'S THIS SUNDAY ???????????????????????? OKAY OKAY I'M USUALLY INACTIVE ON WEEKENDS BUT I'M GOING OUTTA MY WAY TO CELEBRATE UR BIRTHDAY EHEHE ,, it's friday night rn and i'm not sure of our time differences BUT REST ASSURED i'm coming on Sunday. BESTIE IS TURNING 15 WOOOOOOO LET'S GO WE'LL BE REALLY TWINNING !! we're really growing older huh 😐 AND OFC OFC SURE !!! anytime you want it bb !!! i'm so so interested in this request honestly OH 😏 hopefully i can actually deliver. AFKWEJDFJAF i said too much i'm sorry I'll stop now😭

[abortionado]

Since we’re talking abt she/they Spencer, how do you think they’d/she’d deal with dysphoria/dysmorphia. When did they/she realize it? Do you think they’d/she’d go on estrogen? How would the team or their/her mom react? What struggles does this bring and how does it affect their/her life in a good way.

• I think they’d realize very young that something was different about them, but they’d have a hard time coping with it as a bb :( it’s already so difficult, not having their dad around and their mom being sick, so their self-reflection takes a back burner until they get to college. In college/grad school, they chalk it up to being gay and start living as an openly gay man, and that helps but doesn’t entirely make them feel better :(

I think they’d do a lot of research on human gender and sexuality for their psychology degree, and that’s when they’d actually start to realize what was going on with them.

• As for helping with dysphoria, I think they’d just. Not want to be alone 🥺 They usually identify as a non-binary gay man, in a way (like, they don’t consider themselves a woman, and their sexuality is important to their identity), but sometimes they just want to drop any association with their masculinity and be treated as a pretty, genderless entity (projecting), and I think affirmation & love & spending time with supportive friends would help ease the anxiety about being weird and disgusting and ugly or whatever Spencer worried about

Also: waxing body hair, light makeup, wearing clothes that cover up their Adam’s apple (purple scarf), women’s undergarments, French braiding their hair, feminine scent, etc. Things traditionally associated with the feminine but not overt and loud like wearing skirts or lipstick

• Estrogen: maybe! I think it’d kinda depend on the severity of their dysphoria. If she was super dysphoric and hated being flat-chested and having narrow hips and whatnot, I think she might go on Estrogen to help treat the depression she’d feel from all of that :( but if she wasn’t dysphoric, maybe/maybe not

• Diana would be supportive, I think 🥺 she’d be like “Oh, I always knew something was different about you, Spencer” and pinch their cheek lmfao she doesn’t care

I think the women of the team would be supportive, especially Penelope and Emily. Emily is gay and was a drag king in college, and Penelope is. Penelope, so they’re really cool about the fact that Spence doesn’t want to conform to their traditional role

Derek is a little confused but has the spirit? He doesn’t get it at first, but ultimately Spencer is one of his two favorite people and he’s willing to be there for them no matter what 🥺❤️ I think if any Bastard Cop at like a municipal precinct or whatever was giving them shit, he would corner them and make some vague and nondescript threats

Rossi is definitely an asshole about it but no more of an asshole than he is about everything else. He wouldn’t fly off the handle, he’d just be like “really? It used to just be you were a man or a woman and that was it. Ridiculous. Anyway,”

• Struggles......I think being in a position where they’re extremely androgynous and very much outwardly gay and constantly around, like, army dudes and cops and FBI agents would be. Difficult (Spencer struggles with this in canon as a straight, cisgender man with poor upper body strength shfjskfjsk), and I think they’d have a hard time navigating it and wonder whether they actually belong in this field? But Hotch would reassure them about the fact that they’ll always belong @ BAU, and I think the team would form like an unofficial Spencer Protection Coalition to make sure no one is trying anything dumb

• And!!! Positive effects!!! They’d be so much happier!!!! There’s a time where they look in the mirror after a while of presenting the way they want and possibly HRT and genuinely feel so beautiful and at peace for the first time they can remember :’) they feel so much more confident and so much happier than they ever did growing up. Being happy in their own skin and having a supportive family who loves them is something they never thought they’d have, but 🥺 wow

[littlemissvincentvega]

HOW ABOUT HCS OF ALEX DELARGE TAKING YOU ON YOUR FIRST DATE THIS CAN BE AS NSFW OR SFW AS YOU WANT IT TO BE I LOVE YOU BB ❤️

DDJKLSDJSLAKJ YES YES OFC I LOVE U MORE MY DROOGIE THOT EEEEEEEEEEEE

OK SO HOLY SHIT IM SO EXCITED TO BE WRITING FOR ALEX that wasnt a point for the hc but ANYWAY

he comes to ur place to pick u up in a car that’s most definitely stolen (if u need a motor car u pluck it from the trees. those are the rules and he doesn’t make them sorry luv x)

also he’s dressed in his droogie clothes obviously

and he brings his baton blade thingy just in case

he doesn’t hesitate to eye you up as soon as you open the door

it’s not subtle

but why would it be?????? this boy doesn’t give a fuck

“well, sweetheart, my little angel of a devotchka-- you’re looking rather beautiful tonight, yes?”

hes so cocky. like he usually is but it’s amplified because of the date

he drives you to the duke of new york for dinner & a drink or two (or ten)

insists on paying for you too. like he literally won’t take no for an answer, not that he’s even worked for the money-- it’s just stolen cash but are we surprised???????????? no

spends half of the date eyeing you up, undressing you with his eyes

probably takes you on a late-night walk afterwards. it’s actually quite romantic: hand-holding, pointing at the stars, bitching about his droogs to big himself up (mostly poor old dim)

you guys end up making out in some back alley. it’s rough and desperate and he practically has you rammed up against a dirty ass wall lmfao, hands all over you

oh yeah he also gropes your titties while u make out x

he’s been staring at them all night. what do u expect

even though dystopian london is scary and dangerous as fuck, you’re safe with him from the scoundrels of the night. so long as billy boy stays away

yea sorry but you probs end up sucking him off in that back alley

he drives you back home, a triumphant & smug smile on his dumb face, cheek dimples prominent, and walks you to your door

but he turns sweet as sugar again and gives you a cheek kiss, bids you a good night and, before he leaves, kisses the back of your hand

bonus: when he gets home he tells basil all about the date it’s kinda very precious

[cmescapade]

💬 Simmer, Get to Know tag

tagged by @katsimsdreamer​, thank youu 💕

aaa if u haven’t done this im tagging u,,

junk under the cut

no not that kind of junk ...unless?

Your Name: i really don’t like people calling me by my first name outside of school and work, mainly because i get tense whenever i hear it lmfao

Languages you speak: English only, because I’m not confident in other ones😔

Are you a mermaid: whatever do u mean  *stealthily pours water over��“legs”*

Your playstyle: Primary single dad family player, I can’t play with single households for long

Your self sim picture: sry i killed them a long time ago 🤷‍♂️ the only ones left are my simself’s kids, reverse engineer them w ur brain n thats what my simself looked like before the “accident” 🔥

Stories or gameplay builds, lookbooks, edits or cc: Mostly stories, but I do throw a pose pack out every now and again 🕺

Your favourite age state: Toddler/Child, oh how nice it is to only worry about not shitting on the floor and trying not to smash your toys on your head

Your favourite season: Spring/Fall

Your favourite holiday: irl Easter, because I love bread and celebrate Święconka 🍞; in-game, Winterfest, because I can abuse the Christmas tree to get an edge on my poor families 🧠

How was your day: I did my taxes !!! so adult rn 

Your favourite career(s): Active career, Detective; Regular career, Criminal. 😉

Your favourite aspiration(s): Renaissance Sim to play through, but Fabulously Wealthy, Chief of Mischief & Nerd Brain for general gameplay. 

Your favourite EP, SP or GP:

Favourite Eps: GTW, I never get tired of playing Detective 🚓

Favourite SP’s: Kids Room, because of the Voidcritter collection & Romantic Garden, because I have a plant addiction

Favourite GP’s: Parenthood, because I’m a family player, Strangerville & Jungle Adventure for the driven storylines and CAS/BB. 

How old is your simblr: Roughly 2 years old this year 💪

Have you woohooed: woah now can u at least buy me dinner first

Your favourite skill(s): Piano, Violin, Singing & Guitar! 🎸

The size of your mods folder: 22gb please send help its getting bigger

Your 3 favourite mods: MCC, ‘pee walkstyle now jog’, ‘no happy surroundings’

Your interests (other than sims): Art, music, & shitty horror films

Your favourite sim (picture if possible): My beloved granddaughter Lila lmao

She’s my 3rd Generation spare and middle child of 5 children, outliving everyone. She’s a retired athlete, chronic alcoholic, identified shut-in and is currently living in her ancestral home. She doesn’t like spending time with her nephews, but they sure love her company despite her cursing them out 99% of the time (probably because they keep barging into the bathroom to talk to her or w/e)

She’s been alive since 2015, I don’t know how she’s defying the odds but I’m sure living for it

which sims games you have played (including mobile games): Sims 2, Sims 2 Bustin’ Out, Sims 3, Sims Medival, Sims Mobile, Sims Freeplay, Sims 4. Does SimCity count?  

Propose a crazy scheme: ok this might seem a little complex but bear with me here; first take out ur wallet, then grab ur debit card. Got it?? now take a pic of the front n back and email it to me  might not seem crazy rn but just u wait

The best part of simblr: meeting other simmers with simming addictions so i don’t feel like a quirky turkey :)))

The worst part of simblr: people getting bullied on this platform like c’mon we’re all addicts here, lets hold hands n hug it out n maybe u know, get a lil closer n then do a lil kissy kissy ;) ;) 

What other games you play: I like a lot of MMOs but i’m banned from a lot for rly dumb reasons I’m generally fond of RPGs and strategy games, there’s a lot of weird titles I can’t be bothered to list though

other websites or accounts (origin, twitter etc..): I’m generally private on the majority but I tweet weird shit at 3am on my twitter 🐦

[reasonablespeculation]

submission re: EB & more anon reviews below

I thought maybe I can give my review of endings, beginnings that nobody asked for because well I'm seeing so many biased reviews on twitter of ppl who already decided they hated it before watching it.

Starting off, I would like to say that I expected it to be much more worse than it actually is based on all the exaggerated reactions to the clips and some of the shitty reviews.

Style - I have personally always liked drake's style. Dialogue playing over their body language enforces the idea that what they say is something and what they want to do is something else specially in the bar scene between Frank and daphne. I loved the colour palette used, although it's a bit too dark at times and I ended up watching my own reflection at the screen lmfao. I don't mind jump cuts but the jump cuts at the very beginning were too much.

Dialogue - I'm not a fan of completely improvised dialogues. I prefer a script to be pinned down and the actors are given the freedom to add or take from it. The dialogue is lacking for a movie! But if we compare it to real life it's very realistic and I assume this is what drake was aiming at yet this made the film lose its cinema charm.

Actors - I feel like everyone did absolutely great with what they were given. The process shailene described seems like hell for an actor, going into the scene and saying whatever and expecting the other to say whatever and you have to respond on the spot. Frank and Jack's characters were one dimensional because I assumed they are seen through daphne's eyes and she is not interested in them beyond what they can give her (one gives her security while the other gives her passion). Daphne's character is annoying yet you can clearly tell that was the purpose. She's messy, she makes dumb decisions, she craves to be wanted yet claims she wants to stay away from men, her self righteousness when she saw Frank doing coke shows utter contradictions with her own messiness. I felt like there are a lot of ppl who can resonate with her...she's not your typical heroin. Regarding frank, I felt like he was initially even more one dimensional than what was seen on the screen, but sebastian gave him more character. The last dialogue in the diner felt very real and it made me sad. His chemistry with daphne is one of the things I found to be very real too, when he stared at her during that game It felt so intimate that I wanted to look away and give them some privacy (a choice bart didn't have)

Sex scenes - fans have really exaggerated the sex scenes in the movie because in all honesty for a romantic drama 4 sex scenes is not much and they are not long either or too raunchy. You can tell frank and daphne are very attracted to each other which made the intimacy in the scenes super real and had the viewer squirm in their seat feeling weird for watching it. I'm used to sex scenes being very theatrical in American cinema and that often makes them lose the intimacy required for the scene to be considered "hot" much like fifty shades with it's cold approach to sex and nudity.

Ending - I liked how none of the men tried to chase her to the ends of the world, its realistic and if this was real life all of us would be saying they can do better. Drake didn't exaggerate the love stories and he kind of deployed these relationships as self exploration rather than love. What I hated is how she magically went through character development as she got pregnant (this is such a Male perspective that it made me annoyed) I get how he's trying to promote self love but it just didn't resonate with me because it was associated with pregnancy (yet another person to love and be loved by) her journey towards self love should have started solo and I found it incredibly unrealistic for her to not want to know who the father is and even more unrealistic that none of them demanded to know. No one can live their lives knowing their kid must be out there, even if they don't want kids. And it was so ooc of Jack to say "oh that's great" when she told him she's pregnant and he thought it's his because he clearly stated so many times he doesn't want kids.

Overall I liked the movie, its chill, its decent, and it's not cringey it just has a narrow view of what its trying to prove. It's not a movie you can't take your eyes off of when watching but it's one you are interested to know what happens at the end. Many seb fans expect too much after itonya that they are now criticising sebastian's filmography as if opportunities like itonya happen every day and are just waiting for him to hop on. It's much more complicated than that. Endingsbeginnings is a decent movie, we're just looking too much into it because seb is in it.

RS: I agree with you, great review.

anon1: I j watched eb and I still have no idea what happened to frank where did he go - ghosted, bb. went and had more wild adventures and totally ignored Daphne trying to get in touch.

anon2: I remember fans saying there's a sex scene that lasts 20 min in the movie and clearly there was not, which is one example of people exaggerating the hell out of everything about this movie including how bad it is. Shailene mentioned that they shot a 20 minutes long TAKE of the floor sex scene and drake ended up choosing the bits he wanted - yeah I’ve seen a few reviews from other people on tumblr and the reviews Drake is posting in his stories and nobody has any goddamn chill. it’s either the most heartbreaking movie they’ve ever seen (??????) and dug deep into their psyche and replaced the need for a therapist for the next ten years OR it literally came into their home and called their mom a wh*re and stole their cat and peed on their favourite pair of jeans. LIKE?

anon3: So, I still can’t figure out why Seb, Sha, and Jamie were like, kissing the ground Drake walks on because of how great a director he is. While I didn’t thing E,B was awful, nothing about the style or direction of this film makes me want to see any other of his work? I didn’t think it was that profound and found that his writing (especially Daphne’s character) wasn’t that great 🤷🏻‍♀️ maybe I’m just uncultured lmao - I feel like Drake had a big hit with Like Crazy and has been riding that reputation into the sunset

anon4: Watched the movie. Frank is a pathetic guy with no morals and a very low self-esteem. Shailene acting is painful to watch. The plot is prosaic and inane, the characters are unconvincing and the dialogues are dull.

anon5: I agree that the film didnt have a lot to say. Also i didnt hate Daphne like i thought i would and definitely related to her struggles & sadness. But really, apart from Seb the movie didnt make me feel anything much like you. Which is okay i guess if you're into that sorta thing. Also, did anybody else get the feeling she only really wanted Frank but was with Jack cos she didnt wanna be alone? - yeah for sure

anon6: I am somewhat confused about the film's premise. Was Daphne always so messy and the assault was just a catalyst for her or is she simply dealing with the trauma of being assaulted? The film does suggest the former with the mommy&Daphne cuts, but i am not entirely sold on that. And i fail to see how being *thatbigtwist* helps with her self-loathing? Whats happening there? - I agree with you that it seems like the former... but maybe with the assault kinda kicking off the latest round of messiness and exacerbating certain negative habits in she was dealing with people? Andddd idk... magical healing pregnancy trope?

[personagf-moved]

bias tag 🌸

hi i was tagged by my bb’s @rohgisoo & @moonsheld for the bias tag 😔✊🏼💕

who is your bias: it b namjoon 🤧🤘🏼

what made you notice him: OOF his voice was definitely what stood out to me immediately. i talk about this a LOT but before i really got into bts i noticed jungkook bc of his stage presence and was like REALLYYYY deadset on choosing him as my bias, but then i watched the fake love video, saw namjoon, and was like oh, and then i learned about him as a PERSON and i was like oH........OK......we stan

what is your favorite thing about them: yikes we’re not gonna be able to pick ONE thing so let’s just mention EVERYTHING lmao. i lovelovelove his loud ass laugh that makes him go 😆, his dimples, his goofy grin, how clumsy his dumb ass can be but also how gentle he can be when he really tries, the way he always always always tries to show his heart to us and reminds us that he’s human too and that absolutely no one is perfect or always 100% okay and that its OKAY to not be okay sometimes, his love for literature and his never ending eagerness  to learn, his humility and how he’s willing to own up to his past mistakes and LEARN from it, and his MIND, his lyrics, his heart, his tiddies, and idk im in my fuckin g feeling s no w

who would initiate skinship more: WOW this isn’t even a question its me. i need hugs n kisses on the daily ok 🤧but idk like with the person namjoon is (or at least the version he lets us see) he doesnt seem like the kind of guy to be SUUUUPER into PDA or mushy gushy affection IN PUBLIC (behind closed doors tho is a whole other story i bet bye) so i think if anything it’d be me giving him back rubs or giving his hand a squeeze to remind him to destress bc that boi is a VIRGO with a MASSIVE meal on his plate so u know hes S T R E S S E D daily lmfao

who would hog the blankets more: for sure me lol i also move around a lot in my sleep so i’d probably snag them from him anyway

who would be more clingy:  me JKDSJFKSJDFK especially if we’re like super comfortable with each other then yeah me lol 

who would say ‘i love you’ first: huh................im.....actually not sure tbh......bc like if i’m really comfortable with people it’s not hard at all for me say i love you but i’m usually SO guarded at the beginning of any relationship and it takes a little bit for me to open up.....but i think namjoon would probably be the first one to say i love you first, he seems like a romantic 🤧

who would be more easily flustered: me bc i’ve never been romanced™️ like ever and no one’s ever really done anything special for me romantically so anything cute or romantic would really put me through it lol that’s just sad wow bye

What kind of cuddling position would you two have: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk SPECIFICALLY what cuddling position i’d prefer lol yikes anything is fine with me dkjgksdjfkd

what color(s) remind you of him: blue, like night sky blue. i think it’s bc i associate him with the moon and im pretty sure i said this on some post but the blue is just the backdrop of the night sky that i see when i picture him. not to be mushy on main but he’s definitely a light in the dark for me, only makes sense that i see him in hues of blue, the same way the moon shines against the night.

which season would you like to spend with them: FALL :( its my favorite season and i feel like he’s in his prime in the fall. Also he’d love the season out here on the east coast, ESPECIALLY if i took him upstate new york. he’d fall in love with the endless mountainous forests of red and yellow and brown. 

Who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter: bold of u to assume i’d let namjoon anywhere near an oven. he’d steal the batter for sure and i’d be the one baking cookies lol. but it’s fine honestly i love cooking and baking so if he’d be the one to keep me company in the kitchen and clean up afterwords i’d 💍💍💍💍

I WILL TAAAAAAG: @kthual, @koyasdad, @teanites, @namjoonslullaby, @triviuhtae, @jinhopetual, @sleepyyyoongs and @soft-seokjin-stan

[birdroutledge-archive]

lol I already lost 2 followers for my GOT spam OH WELL but OK last post for now I just need to vomit out my thoughts and reactions for (my second viewing of) the whole episode so imma just do that now and put it under the cut here we go yeet (LOOOOOONG post warning)

the updated intro is SPICY I like it

the little boy climbing all over just had me all :’) thinking about bb bran and arya letting him go in front of her bc she remembered trying to see robert & everyone in the pilot :’’’’)

the fact that jon wasn't specifically looking for arya in the crowd when they rode in is bullshit

tyrion & varys banter is the best and that's why they're one of my brotps

bran kind of smiles when he first sees jon?? this is probably the most emotion we’ll get out of him for the rest of the show

lyanna mormont has the biggest balls of anyone on this damn show

honestly?? jon didn't need to bend the knee to dany after she saw the white walkers and the northerners absolutely have a right to be angry with jon and not trust dany at this point even though they need her armies and shit but I hope they don't drag out the conflict just for the sake of conflict like if they still have the northerners not liking dany there better be a legit reason

“it had its moments” lmfao forreal fuck joffrey tho

idk if Tyrion’s getting dumber or most other characters are getting smarter but it shows

jon & arya’s reunion is my favorite part of this episode idc about anything else 

I fucking hate qyburn

and euron I hope yara kills his annoying bitch ass

bronn might be a selfish fuck but when it comes down to it there's no way he's gonna turn on jaime or tyrion right??

cersei’s drinking again so is she not pregnant?? I am confusion

mac from always sunny made a cameo!! that I def caught the first time around and not after he posted about it on instagram

the theon greyjoy redemption tour is in full swing again and im here for it

“what is dead may never die” “but kill the bastards anyway” yasssss 

ugh I love ser davos he’s such a dad

“what if he doesn’t want me to!” jon is so dumb I love him

jon trying to ride the dragon and almost falling off every 10 seconds is a big mood

“we could stay a thousand years, no one would find us” just made me think of jon & ygritte in the cave :’( I miss her jon & ygritte > jon & dany but you didn't hear it from me!

there have been a billion memes about jon looking at the dragons while he's kissing dany so imma just leave it there

arya & the hound reuniting he’s so proud!! even if he doesn't show it much

and arya & gendry!!! my babies!!! im so happy we got so many reunions in episode 1 and didn't have to wait

unpopular opinion? popular opinion? lil lord umber deserved what he got *shrug emoji*

“did you bend the knee to save the north or because you love her?” ooooo shit

sam is so precious he was annoying at first but I love him now we love some good character development

also I didn't realize that he didn’t know his dad & brother got roasted and finding out like that? YiKeS

“waiting for an old friend” hE WAS TALKING ABOUT JAIME!!! 

also im so happy they decided to have sam tell jon about his parents instead of robot bran

“I wasn't a king” “but you were. you’ve always been”

“you gave up your crown to save your people. would she do the same?” OOOO SHIT

"STAY BACK HE’S GOT BLUE EYES” “I’VE ALWAYS HAD BLUE EYES” I fucking love tormund & im v happy edd’s back!! missed that sad lil fucker

you can sEE LIL LORD UMBER’S BLUE EYES IN THE BACKGROUND

there's also been a billion memes about jaime & bran but I just gotta say jaime is so SHOOK when he sees bran lmfao

overall solid first episode! we got almost every reunion I was waiting for and a lot of info and insight and im hype for the rest of the season!!

thanks for sticking around til the end of my rambling friends :))))

[blightedkitten]

I swear I hate reading Werewolf romance books sometimes. Okay, I should be more specifik. I like Werewolf books. I don't kare much at all for romance. Sue me. I absolutely despise the 'mating bond' aspect of werewolf books. Mating bond my ass. I hate that they're always all like "Ooooh it's love at first sight bekause the Moon Goddess chose them for me!"

Like brah naw. What if they killed your parents huh? Then what? You still have to love them bekause of that dumb bond? And before you go all like 'oh they kan rejekt their mate you dumb bitch.' HOW ABOUT, you just don't have feelings for them like that in the first place? Let them be total strangers and eventually be like, "man I hope I find my mate one day" AND THEN THEIR MATE TURNS OUT TO BE SOMEONE THEY DECIDE NOT SOME DUMB GODDESS WHO BRINGS OUT THE MOON EVERY NIGHT.

(Artemis/Diana pls I'm not aktually angry I'm frustrated. Love u bb <3)

I swear the koncept kan be fine if not everyone's like;

I looked at the mysterious new addition to my pack. Her long dark hair, and cute freckles sprinkled across her face. My wolf jumped to attention, screaming in my mind. "MATE!" He growled. He wrestled for control, wanting to claim her right then and there.

All like, "We have instant love and affection. Let me have sex with you so no one else kan klaim you as theirs!! Rawr rawr pakk members this is ur future luna and if any of you even THINK at her wrong I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. Also my love don't worry about those other females they're just there for plot inkonvience and to try and fruitlessly ruin our relationship that sometimes work with others but ours is super strong and we get through any misunderstandings.

Also ik ur bakkstory is super tragik so dw I won't force you into anything but I'm still super protective of you so if anyone touches you they're dead <3"

Like when kan I just get a werewolf book that's like:

"You're my mate."

"What the fuck I don't even know who you are."

"We're destined to be together, the moon goddess chose us."

"Again, who is you?"

Like, DEVELOP. THEIR. RELATIONSHIP.

I don't wanna see no god damn mAtInG bONd affecting their choices AT ALL. In fakt, retkon that shit out of existence. Make them NORMAL, EVERYDAY WEREWOLVES.

I'm starting my first day of kollege at 18 and I'm gonna find my mate! Woo! Oh look, generik hot guy. And generik stereotypical bully. Oh no, my life now sucks. Oh my gosh, my bully helps me?? He says I'm his mate?? Bro he made me life hell no way. He's trying to be forceful? Oh no. *Peppersprays.*

Hah idiot werewolf gl with ur eyesight.

Anyways time to go and run away from my original pakk bc of trauma, cya guys in like 6 years lmfao.

*6 years later*

GUESS WHO'S BAKK BITCHES AND GOT THEMSELVES A MATE BEKAUSE I CHOSE THEM MYSELF.

Alright thanks for koming to my Ted Talk at 2:01am. At 2:12am. Koughs. Kbye.

[autistic-beshelar]

yeet

what is this

games? weird music?

this. feels like an advert lmao

time stopped but theyre not paying attention to it they’re just? being weirdly romo-

oh

LMFAO I THOUGHT IT WAS DOCTOR WHO BUT IT WAS AN ADVERT

I WAS SO CONFUSED

dont eat MUD

an hand

i love mandips hair omg

it looks spacey 

GRAHAM HAS A SANDWICH IN HIS JACKET I LOVE HIM

ohh she’s blind

doctor i love you but generally asking ‘are you blind??’ to a stranger isn’t a good idea bb

“i’m from sheffield, same as the arctic monkeys” i love her

“her dad did a runner and she’s making stuff up” ryan, i love you, but no

i hope the actor is actually blind but i doubt it

“he’s got a shed-load of them in the.... shed!” alhksdg

graham... do not go in the spooky mirror

“we’d know if we were vampires right” LKAHSGFG

mm lying to the blind girl. dont like that. i know she’d do it to anyone but. don’t like it.

“it’s not like i gave it my credit card details”

SHE JUST TOOK YAZ’S HAND

u know the sapphics are gonna lose their minds on tumblr dot com over this

i wonder if this is related to the tooth face people

i have no idea what the fuck this guy is saying

“i don’t need you to feel sorry for me” GOOD

i love her calling them out about the writing

an speaker

dad: is that to keep something else away

wise question dad

theyre not safe her hair’s parted wrong

“i’m gonna hit him.” “no you’re not. i am.”

what friend

WHAT FUCKING FRIEND

oh

OH FUCK 

THEY KEPT THAT UNDER WRAPS

she had... seven grandmothers

“... your gran told you this as a bedtime story?” yeah that sounds like gallifreyans

ohhh no graham will stay with her

im. emotional

why grace I DONT DESERVE IT

honna can sense it

GO ON YAZ

fucking hell the music is so good

oh no poor baby ;;;;; graham

DOCTOR NO

DO NOT SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR THIS GUY

the solitract is a frog

“me and a universe masquerading as a frog, bffs,” i can’t believe im emotional about a fucking frog

for the second time

this is the most doctor who thing i’ve ever seen

it’s dumb and stupid and emotional and i love it

“at least we got each other. granddad” day is gonna DIE AND I CAN’T WAIT

yeah

[textbookstarkissism]

GO PEEP @daydream-terminus THX FOR THE TAG BAE

Rules: Answer 20 questions and tag 20 blogs to get to know them better!

Nickname: It literally has never crossed my mind until now that everyone who follows me has no idea what to call me?? Honestly never really thought of it but since I'm not a fan of sharing my IRL name on here imma go with another username of mine Amyssia, or amy for short.

Gender: female 

Star Sign: Aquarius

Height: 5'9"

Time: around 2 pm atm

Birthday: February 9th!!

Favourite Bands: lmaoooo buckle up fuckers

Waterparks, death cab for cutie, oh wonder, 5sos, one direction (ik ik I'm basic af don't @ me), Angus and Julia Stone, waterparks and with confidence

Favourite Solo Artist(s): halsey, Woodkid, Harry Stylezzzz, Aurora, Holly Henry and michael jackson

Song stuck in my head: station by lapsley, hurt by Johnny cash, radioactive by koda, Bohemian rhapsody by queen and once upon a dream by Lana del ray

Last movie I watched: The Death Cure and my heart is no longer in my chest

Last thing I googled: Woodkid

Do you have any other blogs: I have one other blog that I use as my personal one but that's 'bout it

Do you get asks: Actually I've never gotten an ask as of yet.

Following blogs: I think I follow like 70 something blogs on this account. Literally 99% of which are marvel related lmfao

Followers: 109 AND COUNTING BB

Nationality: howdy hey I'm canadian eh kill me

Favourite colours: Probably blue or yellow. Fun fact: I was redecorating my bedroom to be a blue theme only to then go out and buy a giant ass iron man painting that in no way shape or form matches my blue them I've got going so now I've literally gotta redo what I have to be either grey or red bc my dumb ass couldn't just walk by the $400 painting apparently.

Average hours of sleep: I've been trying to get to bed earlier recently but with school and all the work I've gotta do I probably get an average of 6 hours or so.

Favourite song right now: station by lapsley

What am I wearing: sweatpants and a shirt

How many blankets do I sleep with: 2 or 3

Dream job: lets focus on getting through high school first

Dream vacation trip: anywhere I don't have to shovel 7 billion pounds of snow

Favourite foods: ok first of all wtf you got against tomatoes. Second, mangos.

Honestly im way to lazy to go scrolling through my followers atm so honestly anyone who sees this feel free to go for it. Also tag me! ! I wanna get to know u all!!!! Specifically I'll tag @misovega and @scnofstark since those are the 2 lads I talked to last