#oh these two are gonna be insufferable when they start dating

[vanmarkus]

you know what they say about men with big... hands?

BRILLIANT MINDS • S1E02 • “The Disembodied Woman”

[bunny-1111]

Did I stutter? Theo Nott x fem!reader

Description: With the Christmas ball approaching, you can’t stop daydreaming about Theo. But when Pansy reveals that he’s been quietly chasing off your suitors, you’re left questioning his true feelings. When confronted, Theo’s possessiveness comes to light—but will he finally ask you to the ball?

Genre: Angst, slow burn, romance Warnings: Slight possessiveness, mild language

Word count: 1.9k

Part 2, here

Unedited and unread

reblogs, likes and comments appreciated my loves <3

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The Christmas ball was a yearly sensation.

When the autumn leaves were long covered by the deep snow of winter, was when you knew it was not far off.

As you sat in the great hall across from your friends in a daydream, imagining Theo all dressed up in a three-piece suit, your mind slipped into mush as you dreamed about his hand placed delicately on your waist, moving you through the steps of a waltz.

"Hello, earth calling. Are you even listening to me?!" Pansy clicked her fingers to pull you attention back into focus

"Sorry, you were saying?" you rush, flustered by your own thoughts.

"Yeah, I was asking if you want to go to Hogsmeade this afternoon?" she continued.

"Oh sure" you agree, you eyes now glued to your plate, trying to pull your mind away from him

"we'll join you, yeah" Draco casually adds

"No!" Pansy quickly exclaims

"what, why not?" replies Draco his voice high and whiney

"Because, girls day, only, we're gonna try find some dresses for the Christmas ball" inisted Pans

"we are?" you question

"we are." she states

"Oh Merlin, I hate this ball bullshit" Enzo adds, throwing his fork down

"Couldn't agree more, Enz" says Theo softly

"Yeah, Theo it must be so annoying having every girl in every house ask you to the dance, gosh you boys are insufferable" ranted Pansy

Oh, that's right, the unpleasant reminder that you and Theodore have no romantic relations and you can't do anything about the girls who swoon over him, Merlin. Why do they all have to be so desperate for him? Why can't they just leave him for you? Why can't something happen between you two why can't h-

"Come on let's go get ready for Hogs" She interrupts your self-destructive thoughts, now dragging you along back to the dorms.

As you shiver into your scarf, the cold air bites at your lips, the snow filled streets of Hogsmeade bring a sense of quickness in turns of just how soon the ball is.

"I expect someone should ask you to the dance soon" Pansy says linking her arms in your as you walk together, shopping bags in your free arms.

"Thanks, Pans, you too," you smile

You're met with unusual silence from her, so you give her a small shove, a gentle nudge, saying, spit it out.

"Well, Draco's asked me to go... I've said yes" she carefully says

"Pans! When, why didn't you tell me? This again, I thought you said you and Dray were really done this time?" You ramble, eyes wide with passionate protection for her

"I know, but like his gonna let someone else take me, I wouldn't want him to go with anyone else take me either, it's just like you and-" she starts

"Don't finish that sentence alright, you and Draco dated, Theo and I nothing" you huff

"Oh yeah, then why is he going around threatening any guy who even considers asking you." her tone

Pansy’s words hit you like a bludger to the chest, forcing the air out of your lungs. You almost stumble your steps, but she keeps her arm linked with yours, pulling you along as if she hadn’t just dropped a bombshell

“What are you talking about?” you ask, trying to sound casual, but your voice betrays you, cracking at the end.

Pansy raises a brow, glancing at you like she’s holding the world’s best secret, and you’re not in on it. “Oh, don’t play dumb. It’s been happening for months.”

Months?

Theo, your Theo, going around and threatening people from asking you to the ball? That doesn’t make sense. He barely looked at you when you weren't all together, always composed, acting as though your presence didn’t make his eyes soften as you wished they would.

But then again, you have noticed that boys, nice boys, that is, had stopped approaching you after a while. You chalked it up to bad luck. You and your friends did have a certain unapproachability. The rumors swirled about Theodore Nott being unattainable, uninterested in any romance, but he never gave any indication that he’d be willing to defend you, much less ward off potential suitors.

“yeah right, that can’t be true.” Your denial comes out weaker than you intend, the words sitting heavy on your tongue.

Pansy giggles like the school girl she is. “Sweetheart, believe what you want, but I know a possessive bloke when I see one. Trust me, Draco’s the same way, just less… subtle.” She waves her hand dismissively, but her eyes hold a knowing glimmer, irritating you. Like she has insight into your life that you aren’t aware of yourself.

You shake your head, trying to process everything. “But why wouldn’t he just—”

��Ask you himself?” Pansy finishes for you, her voice lilting, almost teasing. “Oh, come on, you know Theo. He’s about as emotionally available as a cursed lock. He probably doesn’t even realise what he’s doing half the time.”

“But pans, months?”

Pansy shrugs a nonchalant gesture that tells you she’s probably been keeping this from you for a while. “Look, I didn’t say anything because I thought you’d figure it out, and honestly, it’s kind of fun watching him sulk whenever someone gets too close. Merlin, the way he glares could melt the snow.”

You let out a breath, the cold air burning your lungs as you try to wrap your mind around it. Theodore Nott, the Theo who lives in your mind, your friend of years, the same Theo you desperately want to yourself, had been quietly chasing off any competition? It feels surreal, like a dream you’d conjured in the midst of one of your daydreams in the Great Hall.

But if that’s true… then why hasn’t he made a move? Why hasn’t he said anything to you?

As if reading your thoughts, Pansy squeezes your arm. “Don’t overthink it. Boys are complicated, especially our boys alright, even when they think they’re being clear. Maybe he’s waiting for the right moment, or maybe he’s just an idiot.”

You laugh, a short, breathy sound that fogs up the air around you. “Yeah, idiot sounds about right.”

Hogsmeade is bustling with students, all of them chattering about the upcoming ball, dresses, dates, and everything in between. You glance at shop windows, your eyes trailing over elegant gowns and shimmering accessories, but your mind is miles away, stuck on a certain brown-haired Slytherin boy who, apparently, has been harboring some very mixed signals.

By the time you make it back to the castle, your hands are full of bags, and your head is full of unanswered questions. Pansy is still chattering away, something about her dress and how Draco better match her, but you can barely focus.

You keep replaying her words over and over again. Theo’s threatening people? Why wouldn’t he just ask me? The thought sends your heart into a frenzy, and no matter how much you try to convince yourself, it’s nothing, that maybe Pansy is exaggerating; you know deep down that she’s probably right.

It isn’t until the next morning at breakfast that you catch sight of Theo, sitting at the Slytherin table with his usual quiet confidence. His hair is slightly tousled, like he couldn’t be bothered to comb it properly, and his tie is crooked, but it doesn’t matter—he still looks effortlessly good, as always.

Your heart does a little flip as you watch him, your mind racing with everything Pansy told you. Should you say something? Ask him if it’s true? Or would that be too forward? Maybe you should just wait it out, see if he says anything first…

But before you can make a decision, Theo glances up and locks eyes with you. It’s a brief moment, but it’s enough to send your pulse skyrocketing. His expression is unreadable, as usual, but there’s something in his gaze that makes your stomach twist.

You quickly look away, focusing on your plate, but your thoughts are a mess. Could he see it all on your face? Are you accidentally showing what you didn't have the courage to say?

The rest of the day passes in a blur, and by the time evening rolls around, you’re no closer to figuring out what to do. Pansy, of course, is no help—she just keeps teasing you about it, making cryptic comments about how Theo’s going to “make his move” eventually.

You’re not so sure.

It’s not until later, when you’re heading back to the common room after a long day of classes, that you run into Theo. Literally.

You’re not paying attention, too caught up in your own thoughts, and you bump right into him as you turn the corner.

“Oh, sorry, I didn’t—” you start to apologize, but the words die in your throat when you look up and realize it’s him.

Theo’s standing there, hands in his pockets, his usual calm, unreadable expression in place. But there’s something different about him tonight, something that makes your heart race.

“Hey,” he says, his voice low and smooth, sending a shiver down your spine, as his hand lays on your shoulder, steading your place in front of him

“Hey,” you reply, trying to keep your voice still, but it’s a losing battle.

For a moment, neither of you says anything. The silence stretches between you, heavy with unspoken words and tension.

Before you can make a decision, Theo breaks the silence. “You’re going to the ball, right?”

The question catches you off guard, and you nod before you can stop yourself. “Yeah, I am.”

His eyes darken slightly, and he takes a step closer. “With anyone?”

Your heart skips a beat, and for a second, you forget how to breathe. Is this it? Is he finally going to ask you?

“No,” you manage to say, your voice barely above a whisper.

Theo’s gaze stays locked on yours for a long moment, and then, finally, he says, “Good. Keep it that way.”

And just like that, he turns and walks away, leaving you standing there, your mind spinning.

You stand frozen in place, his words echoing in your mind. Good. Keep it that way. It’s a simple sentence, but the way Theo said it, with that intensity in his eyes, sends your heart into a tailspin.

What did he mean by that? Was it a warning? A request? Or something else entirely?

You shake your head, trying to clear the confusion, but it’s no use. Theo’s always been hard to read, but this feels different—like there’s something just beneath the surface that you can’t quite grasp.

"No Theo wait!" you call out before he gets too far

His body swiftly turns around waiting for you, typical Teddy, of course he makes you run after him.

When you finally reach him all you can manage is "I don't understand."

"what's not to understand, darling," he says softly almost sympathetic

"Have you stopped guys from asking me, personally?" you say so quickly you didn't even have time to realise what you had just asked

"Yes. I have" he replies immediately

"wh-what?" you mutter out

"Did I fucking stutter? Anyone asks you and you tell me" his tone stern and meaningful, inching closer and closer to you, "alright"

"alright" you agree in a small voice

"Good girl" he smiles as he tilts his head, before walking off.

well, what the fuck now.

Author Note: I've been feeling so unsure about my writing lately, I've been struggling to produce good work. I have been so flat out at work that by the time I get home, I'm writing at like 2am, so it just turns out shit... and I get too tired to finish it properly like this one, but I just wanted to get something out. Ugh, I'm sorry. anyway hope you try to enjoy this one, I will get back to my confident writing soon, I hope lol love youuuuuuu, B.

Part 2, here

[valsverse]

⠀(୨୧) WHO'S GONNA KISS THE BROWN HAIR GIRLS?

. .⠀FEATURING⠀⟡⠀clarisse la rue x gn!reader

﹙💌﹚ synopsis：dating clarisse la rue ── masterlist

• there’s only one thing that ever truly makes clarisse lose her guard, and it’s you. not in a loud, obvious way, but in the quiet moments—when her walls fall away without her even realizing. • she didn’t always like you. at first, she resented how you made her feel soft, a vulnerability she wasn’t ready to admit. but maybe, just maybe, if it had to be anyone who got past her defenses, she could learn to accept it being you. • there was a softness in her gaze, something she tried to hide but could never fully erase when it came to you. she didn’t have to say much; the way her eyes lingered on you, the subtle curve of her lips when you smiled, all of it gave her away. the kind of fondness that was too quiet to shout, but too strong to ignore. • it’s something that everyone else sees before you both do. how, when you’re around, she’s different. the way she stands a little closer than she does with anyone else, or how she'd shove a snack your way, pretending it was nothing, but secretly she knew it was your favorite. the quiet moments when her hand brushes against yours, and neither of you pulls away. • it was always in the small things—the way she’d toss you her jacket when it got cold, or how she’d roll her eyes at your jokes but never stopped smiling after. she’d protect you without hesitation, and even in battle, she’d fight harder knowing you were there. • late at night, when everything was still, she’d think of you. wonder how you were, what you were doing, if you ever thought about her too. and every time you laughed, her heart would skip a beat, just enough to remind her that maybe this was something more than she’d let herself believe. • but when you two actually start dating?? omg.. please get this fool away from you.. • nobody could ever say much to her before, but once she’s got you, she's 10x more insufferable. the first chance she gets, she's all, "oh, still single? maybe focus on your own life instead of sticking your nose in ours.” she’s got no patience for anyone who doesn’t get it. • she’ll just show up at your place unannounced, no invitation needed. she just wants to see you, to be around you, to talk without any pretense. it’s her way of staying close, of keeping you in her orbit. • she’s so used to you understanding her unspoken thoughts that when you’re not around, she struggles to articulate herself. like, what do you mean she actually has to use full sentences and maintain a polite tone.. she’s grumpy about it, often mumbling to herself about how she never wants to be without you again. • her loyalty is intense. seriously, if anyone crosses you, she’s ready to go to go ROGUE. she won’t just be upset; she’ll be ready to tear into anyone who looks at you the wrong way. her protective nature runs so deep, she’s practically a force of nature when it comes to you.

• you’re her priority, and she’ll guard that with everything she’s got.

©valsverse— do not steal, edit, or repost my works. plagiarism is prohibited.

[yuri-is-online]

That jade aquarium idea is so cute but can you imagine if Floyd found it? His brother is so whipped he's making blueprints for an aquarium for his hypothetical babies before he even asks Yuu out (he starts building when they start dating) and when he's in the making prototypes phase Floyd sneaks a few pics to mama leech which prompts teasing from both parents and mama leech demanding they meet Yuu in the next conference/ceremony at NRC (she already approves but she can't let Yuu or her kids know because she has to keep a little bit of friendly fear in them)

some context: part one, part two

Oh Floyd would be so insufferable about Jade doing something like this. He does seem more inclined to talk positively about his brother and Azul than one might think, but he needs to harass Jade about this first. Sure, it's cool his brother is so smart but really? For babies you haven't had yet with a person who haaaaaaaaaaaaaates you? That's pretty lame Jade, what are ya gonna do with that fancy aquarium if someone else asks little shrimpy out?

I like the headcannon of Floyd being a Mama's boy, the idea of sending pictures of the prototype is something I could see him doing... but maybe he doesn't mention what the new terrarium is supposed to be for. It's much more fun to watch Jade dance around why he's making something so big and try to change the subject. Mama Leech isn't someone you can lie to Jade ( •̀ - • ) she's onto you!

(and ofc she needs to keep those cards close to her chest, messing with people is how those mean leeches show their love!)

[matthewkniesys]

it was supposed to be a secret but we suck at secret keeping - jack hughes social media au

a/n: an anon requested a jack ig edit where you're cole caufield's little sister and you and jack start dating when you're at the beach house but you keep it a secret. eventually the boys realising you're spending so much time with jack that they start making joke instagram posts that you two are dating but little do they know they're right. so here it is :)

sorry for not having a cut but my pictures wouldn't load properly if i did

pairing: jack hughes x fem!reader

warnings: none i dont think

trevorzegras

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trevorzegras - my best friends sister looking extra cozy with my other best friend

Tagged: @/ jackhughes & y/ncaufield

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colecaufield - not funny trev thats my little sister

↳ trevorzegras - i think its very funny

↳ colecaufield - i'll chop your dick off for posting this and if this ever becomes true i'll chop jack's dick off too

↳ trevorzegras - i'm very very sorry it's just a joke please don't chop off my dick

y/ncaufield - well isn't this just hilarious...

↳ jackhughes - its so funny...

↳ y/ncaufield - no it really is and no one understands

↳ trevorzegras - im glad some people enjoy my sense of humor *cough* cole *cough*

↳ colecaufield - im coming to find you right now trevor and i have some scissors

↳ trevorzegras - okay okay im actually very sorry please don't hurt me

alexturcotte

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alexturcotte - more pictures of y/n and jack...(please don't hurt me cole)

Tagged: @/ y/ncaufield & jackhughes

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colecaufield - this was a bad desicion on your part alex

↳ alexturcotte - oh shit, currently trying to find where trev is hiding from you so i can hide too

y/ncaufield - i looked so hot in that brown bikini and i was just trying to get a nice picture but jack had jump in too... so very rude of him

↳ jackhughes - i stole the show as always

↳ y/ncaufield - yeah you did you little thief

↳ jackhughes - and im the greatest thief ever i mean come on just look at me in that picture...and if we're being honest alex should've just cropped you right out and left just me

↳ y/ncaufield - you are the most insufferable person in the world and my brother is cole caufield so that saying a lot

↳ jackhughes - its okay for you to say that i know you could never really understand my true beauty

_quinnhughes - they're cute

↳ colecaufield - quinn... not you too

lhughes_06

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lhughes_06 - had to add my own pictures since we're doing this

Tagging: @/ jackhughes & y/ncaufield

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colecaufield - i like you luke so i'll let this slide just this once since i know its a joke

↳ trevorzegras - are you saying that you like him more than me and alex??

↳ colecaufield - yes

↳ alexturcotte - jack im so offended

y/ncaufield - if i'd have known how bad at cooking jack was i never would've let him near the stove

↳ jackhughes - don't be a drama queen im not that bad at cooking

↳ y/ncaufield - i mean sure if you like it when the crust of your pizza is so charred that it's fully black and it crumbles into tiny pieces the second you pick it up

trevorzegras - look at me i'm a trend setter

↳ lhughes_06 - you could say that

jackhughes

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jackhughes - didn't really have many pictures of me and y/n (that i could post) so just enjoy my appreciation post for her

Tagged: @/ y/ncaufield

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yourbestfriend - hottest caufield sibling not gonna lie

↳ jackhughes - i know right??

↳ y/ncaufield - ...

↳ colecaufield - firstly wrong but secondly JACK WHAT

trevorzegras - y/n > cole

↳ alexturcotte - y/n > cole

↳ colecaufield - cole > y/n

↳ jackhughes - nope the right answer is y/n > cole

colecaufield - jach hughes what the hell do you mean by pictures that you can post... what kind of pictures of my sister do you have??

↳ jackhughes - well um you know

↳ colecaufield - no i really don't please share

↳ jackhughes - i'm just gonna not answer this okay

↳ colecaufield - no actually not okay

y/ncaufield - in my lake house summer era and i love it

y/ncaufield

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y/ncaufield - and you all thought it was a joke this whole time (cole please don't come for jack)

Tagged: @/ jackhughes

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jackhughes - my one and only my life line

↳ y/ncaufield - can i go where you go, can we always be this close

↳ jackhughes - forever & always

colecaufield - oh hell no

↳ y/ncaufield - you know i love the brothers best friend trope

↳ colecaufield - didn't know you loved it this much

↳ y/ncaufield - what can i say i guess i do

trevorzegras - I KNEW MY SPIDEY 'S SENSE WERE RIGHT

↳ y/ncaufield - congrats buddy

colecaufield - wait...who took all those pictures for you

↳ y/ncaufield - quinn :)

↳ colecaufield - why the fuck did quinn know before me also it suddenly makes so much sense why you and quinn and jack were going on so many boat rides together

↳ y/ncaufield - he caught me sneaking out of jack's room one morning so he's know for a while

↳ colecaufield - WHY WERE YOU IN JACK'S ROOM OH NO ME AND JACK ARE AT WAR

↳ y/ncaufield - i will always be yours if we survive the great war

↳ jackhughes - your brother is scary i'm not sure i will

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[kitthepurplepotato]

Chapter 3 - “Pillow Talk”

Summary: Katsuki is “forced” to tell his parents about his girlfriend. Later during the night, he shares his true feelings with Y/N.

Warnings: Swear words, that’s it!

Season 1 💥 Season 2 Chapter 1 💥 Master List

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Mitsuki’s mug falls on the floor as she takes in the view in front of her.

It’s not like she wasn’t sure these two will end up together eventually and there was also that phone call with Katsuki which made his son’s intentions with this girl obvious, she just didn’t think her boy will actually do it so soon. Plus, they acted more like two bickering siblings, teasing each other through the whole evening. Even though they were sharing a blanket they didn’t move towards each other at all. Mitsuki was sure they have a long way to go before the time feels like right for them confess to each other.

So… this… in front of her… was a massive surprise. Mitsuki stopped breathing when his son looked at Y/N with that confused and longing look. She froze completely when Y/N looked back at him. She has no idea how much time has passed since the impromptu staring contest but when she blinked herself back to life the two were kissing on her sofa, in each other’s arms while the movie rolled on the TV, completely ignored by the whole family.

Mitsuki didn’t mean to drop her mug and ruin the moment; she wanted to wait it out and then start yelling profanities to his ungrateful son of a bitch son who forgot to tell her about this massive change in his life.

“I’ll clean that up, honey.” Masaru jumps up from the sofa, leaving the soon-to-be battleground, the coward.

“Katsuki fucking Bakugou.” Mitsuki sneers. “Didn’t you forget to tell me something?!”

“Oh shut up, old hag.” Katsuki rolls his eyes while Y/N tries her best to hide under the blanket. “Stop staring and watch your fucking cheesy movie.”

“Oh, you mean the cheesy movie that made you do cheesy fucking shit on my couch that ended up in a make out session right in front of your parents?!” Mitsuki says, not believing his son’s shenanigans.

“Jesus, I kissed my girlfriend, put my head on a fucking spike!” Katsuki retorts, offended. She’s gonna kill this boy.

“Katsuki, that’s not the problem here.” Y/N mumbles under the blanket.

“Then what is the fucking problem?!” Katsuki yells, utterly confused. Mitsuki still can’t believe his son listens to someone.

“You didn’t tell her we are a couple! I knew this is a terrible way to tell them. Your father already ran away.” She sighs.

“Why didn’t you say so?!”

“Like you ever listen to anyone you fucking madman!” Y/N appears under the covers now; apparently she’s had enough time to get over her embarrassment.

“That’s true.” Katsuki deadpans and looks between the two ladies with a confused face. “Now what.”

“Oh my god, you are insufferable.” Y/N sighs again. “Mrs. Bakugou, I am dating your son.”

“We ain’t dating.” Katsuki retorts and you look at him with a confused look on your face. “We are in a serious relationship so get used to her cuz she’s ain’t going anywhere. Don’t bug her with your wedding dress designs though, she might freak out.”

“Are you not freaking out?” Y/N asks, utterly confused now.

“Why would I? It doesn’t matter if it’s now or in a few years, it will eventually happen, we might as well get over with it.” Katsuki deadpans. Mitsuki can’t help but snort at that.

“Really romantic Katsuki, can’t wait.” Y/N rolls her eyes but there is a slight blush on her cheeks.

“Okay, you menace, I’ll make it so fucking romantic you will cry your fucking eyes out. You just wait.” Katsuki clearly took it as a challenge which is funny and sad at the same time but to be honest, you knew what you’re getting into when you said yes to be the madman’s girlfriend; you might not have cheesy stories to tell your kids but funny ones?! You’ll have a shit ton of those, that’s for sure.

“That’s it.” Mitsuki throws her arms in the air. “I’m bringing out my wedding dress ideas!”

“MOM!” Katsuki yells after his mother but it’s a lost cause; the book is in her hands already.

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As the sun goes down and the world gets dark, another uncomfortable conversation is about to happen.

The conversation about…

“So, Y/N is sleeping with you, right? I ain’t gonna wash the sheets for no reason, work smarter not harder and shit.” Mama Bakugou looks at you two. Well, this is awkward.

It’s not like there is any shame in not sleeping together yet, one way or another, you haven’t been together for that long, but it’s still such a sensitive topic and you are quite sure your boyfriend does not want to have that conversation with his mother.

“Whatever he wants, I’m fine with both.” You mumble quietly. Katsuki rolls his eyes and tries to play it cool.

“Get ready to get your ass kicked, Menace.” He smirks. What the fuck does he mean by that?! He was fine the last time you shared a bed! And before… oh wow, you actually forgot you spent a few nights together already due to a a mission that went terribly wrong. The mission ended up with you two making out on Katsuki’s office desk though. Your cheeks heat up as you remember his soft touch in the middle of the night, on the day he got quirked by the villain, Anguish; and the time he pulled you close and inhaled your scent to calm himself after a nightmare, a day prior the incident.

“Uhm… wait until you wake up on the floor, Blasty boy.” You try to smirk back, but you probably only make yourself look like a foolish teen trying to flirt with the coolest boy in the class.

Mitsuki jumps into your conversation.

“I’ll ignore you two bantering like you’ve never slept in the same bed before.” Mitsuki says, her hands up in the air in surrender and moves towards her room to retreat for the night.

“Oi, we’ve slept together before.” Katsuki retorts, offended, yelling after his mother with a red face. “I ain’t scared to share a bed with my woman! Put in your earplugs, just in case.” Katsuki retorts and you roll your eyes; that’s a fucking bluff but what can you do with his fragile masculinity? It’s a part of him, let’s be honest.

“TMI, son. Good night.” She looks at her son one last time with one brow raised mockingly.

“Fuck off, hag.” Katsuki spits and makes his way towards the bathroom. “Let’s wash up.” He stomps away aggressively, pulling you with him for some weird ass reason. You stop in the middle of your tracks; Katsuki needs to take the chill-pill. Right now.

“Katsuki, calm down. First of all, you have no clothes to change into. Second of all, I’m quite sure you don’t want us to wash up together, but correct me if I’m wrong.” You grin while Katsuki rolls his eyes aggressively.

“You are still a fucking menace.” Katsuki grumbles as he changes his route to go back to his room instead.

“And you still like me.” You tease but his answer makes your insides churn in an uncomfortable way.

“I don’t like you.” Katsuki announces, his voice strong and unwavering; they also sting like a bitch. You’re rendered speechless. “Yeah, think about that.”

You will… definitely… think about that.

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“So… why did you act like a thirty year old virgin in front of your own mother, Katsuki?” You ask while Katsuki shuffles as far away from you as possible on the bed. It can’t get more awkward than this; your mind is still clouded by his cruel words and Katsuki… is being Katsuki. Rude and distant. You can’t believe this man was kissing your scars just a few hours ago, kneeling in front of you like you are the most valuable treasure the world has ever seen.

Well, family does that to people sometimes, you guess. You can love and appreciate your family but sometimes, it’s just hard be yourself around them. You can only hope his facade will slowly crumble as Katsuki takes a few deep breaths and settles in the bed.

“I don’t fucking know.” Katsuki grumbles. “It was so fucking awkward to talk about this with her. She always makes me feel so fucking small. She always does that and I hate it.” He shuffles to the side of the bed so you can’t see his face. This might not be the comfortable conversation you’ve been looking for, but seeing Katsuki’s vulnerable side is so rare you feel genuine gratitude towards the whole situation.

“She loves you. So much.” You mumble into your pillow, moving your body to the other side to face his bare back. It’s full of scars, probably rough to the touch, but you would do anything to be able touch all of them, slide your fingers over the broken tissue, one scar after another until you trace every single one on his body; you want to remember them all, have them carved into your heart so you can see them even when your eyes are closed and your mind is fuzzy. “She worked months on those wedding dresses, Katsuki. Months. One of them had small explosions embroidered onto the fabric which only you could see; it looked pure white from the distance. She took me into the family without a single fucking question, because she trusts you. Some people suck at showing affection and love, and it definitely runs in the family, but Katsuki, you are so fucking loved here.” You sigh, your hand reaching towards his back unconsciously. You take your hand back in the middle of the movement, terrified of scaring him away; vulnerable Katsuki must be handled with care and caution like a wounded wild animal; one single mistake and the softness is replaced by sharp teeth and aggressive growls.

“I can’t do it. I don’t know how. I can’t see it either. I can’t see someone loving me, there’s nothing here to love. I’m a fucking mess. I don’t know what I’m doing and I fucking hate this feeling.” The end of sentence is muffled by his pillow but you can hear it loud and clear. This whole situation reminds you of the day he got quirked and you hate it. Really, really hate it.

“Katsuki, can I touch you?” You ask hesitantly. Katsuki nods but doesn’t move towards you so you put your hands on his back and trace the scars, just how you wanted in the first place.

“There is so much to love, Kats.” You smile and Katsuki’s body tenses under your touch. “For instance, today you made me stand up for myself and ask for the food I like. You made me feel like I can have what I want. You reassured me you want me in your life forever. You looked at me like I’m the best thing in the world, while we watched that stupid movie with your mom. You kissed my scars like they are something to cherish and not something to hide. You gave me your favorite old T-shirt to sleep in.” You smile fondly.

“How do you know it’s my favorite T-shirt?” Katsuki asks, his voice deep and tired.

“Even though it’s freshly washed it still smells like burnt sugar.” You admit and take a deep breath to inhale the sweet scent. Katsuki doesn’t move towards you, he’s still facing the wall instead, but he takes a deep breath and sighs, some of the tension leaving his body with his exhale.

“When I said I don’t like you… I really don’t think I do. I don’t think it’s the right word. It doesn’t feel right.” Katsuki mumbles. Your hand stops on his back and your breath hitches. You have no idea where is he going with this; is it a good or a bad thing? Fuck, you are really tense.

“Describe it.” You whisper, snuggling closer to his back. He tenses for a second, but it doesn’t last long.

“I don’t like people in general. They annoy me. I always hated them, I hated how it was necessary to be surrounded by them to stay on the top; when I was a child, I kept a few idiots around just to have some people by my side… Just to bully the shit out of Deku and share the blame. I hated them. I thought I hated Deku even more, but… I really don’t. He annoys the shit out of me but he’s been the one constant thing in my life, the one person who stayed by my side even when I fucked everything up. When I was attacked by the sludge monster, those fuckers just left me there to die. But Izuku… he tried to save me even though he was very weak back then. Even though I told him to go and die, he decided to die for ME. And even then, I still resented him, the whole idea of him being my closest friend. I fought against it and made his whole life miserable, yet he stayed. I might have apologized to him, but I’ve never said thank you. I can’t do it.” Katsuki sighs, deep in thought. “Then Eijirou came along… that fucker was a true menace; I yelled at him so much yet he only grinned and looked at me like it’s a fucking praise. I hated him so much for being a nuisance, I thought he’s nothing but another useless idiot who’ll run away from me with the first chance he’s got. Then he saved my life. It was so fucking dangerous, Y/N, but he did it anyway. Then you…. Fuck.” Katsuki’s voice wavers. “You just barged into my fucking life, yelling and clawing at me at every available moment, then turned my whole fucking life upside down and I don’t even know who the fuck I am anymore. All these fucking feelings are choking me. I don’t know what to do with them. I thought I have everything I wanted except the number one title, but then I started to feel like something’s missing and hated you for it. I still do. You made me want all the things I thought I’ll never have. You opened up these fucking doors and I don’t know what to do with them. I know I should be thankful, but I’m not there yet. But one day, I’ll tell you how fucking thankful I am that you pulled me out of my misery. It’s like the world was black and white and you painted it with fucking colors, but they hurt my eyes so much, even though it’s so pleasant to see them. I don’t like you, Y/N. The word is too shallow. It means fucking nothing and you are way more than that. I feel like if this would be just a dream and I’d wake up from it, I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. It’s like a part of you lives inside me and I’m a fucking zero without you in my life. I can’t see myself without you Y/N, and it really fucking terrifies me. You are my weakness. You are the bane of my fucking existence. You are something I’ve never wanted but I can’t live without. You are really important to me. A part of me. That’s what I feel. I hate it.”

You don’t know what to say. Your face is wet with tears, ugly sobs bubbling up as you repeat his words in your head, slowly understanding the implications of them.

You want to pour all your feelings into him, kiss him until he understands how much you love this side of him and how thankful you are for his existence. You want to go to bed with him every day, exchanging vulnerable secrets with each other under the blanket of the night, safe and content in each other’s arms.

“Are you crying?” Katsuki finally decides to show his face, turning around so you can see he him rolling his eyes. If it wouldn’t be so dark you would see how red-rimmed they are. “You are such a sap.”

“Oh, shut up, Kats.” You murmur and push yourself closer, your arm slowly snaking around his ridiculously thin middle. When Katsuki doesn’t pull away, you rest your head on his chest, snuggling impossible close until you are nothing but a mess of limbs. None of you say a anything after that, all the unsaid words swirling around you in the shape of tiny blades, they carve into your heart, quick and painful, but you try your best to resist.

I’m in love with you.

It’s not the right time to say it, so you bare with the pain in your chest and close your eyes; you take a deep breath, your mind already hazy from the scent of burnt sugar.

It’s a good kind of pain, because you know that one day, you’ll be able to speak freely about all of this and he’ll say it back.

And when that day comes, you’ll be the happiest person in the entire world.

Another day, another week, another month, another year… it doesn’t matter. You are willing to wait for eternity if it’s needed.

“Good night, love.” You mumble half asleep, not even aware of the words stumbling out of your mouth.

“Yeah. That’s the word.” Katsuki mumbles back, but you are way too sleepy to understand it.

The sleeps take you quickly in the safety of Katsuki’s arms and you don’t remember the last time you’ve slept so soundly through the night. One day, you need to thank Katsuki for that.

… Next Chapter!

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Potato ramble:

- This chapter was so cute 😭😭😭😭 (I’m also fangirling because I wrote this a few weeks ago so I kinda forgot how cute it is 😂) I love how Katsuki finally confessed in his own weird way.

- The way he described his feelings is actually a reference for the wedding chapter in first season where Y/N asked him how would he describe his dream partner. He literally said the same thing back then 😭

- Also, if you haven’t read the first season: Katsuki tends to talk a lot in bed and it’s easier for him to speak freely about his feelings before or after sleep so most of the emotional conversations will probably be in bed in the later chapters as well. The bed and the darkness is Katsuki’s safe place after all.

- The next chapter will be 18+, so if you are underage/not comfortable with that kind of stuff just ignore next week’s chapter; there will be a brief summary in the chapter after for those who decide to skip it! I’m trying my best not to make this season too explicit but Katsuki has his mind of his own and he just does things? (I don’t know how normal people write, but for me, my characters have their own mind. I had so many plans in the past that I had to scrap because I felt like that’s not what the character would do in certain situations. I’m a weirdo, I know.) When these two get their shit together there will be less of this kind of content, so don’t worry!

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Taglist: @sixxze @iwannahaveaprettyaesthetic @hanatsuki-hime @cloroxisadelectabletreat @cheesenmax @coffeent @smolsleepybat @therealpotatobish

[colemorrison]

If we lay, just let the day pass us by

Cole writing an actual story?? What??? Here's chapter one, enjoyy. (1003 words)

It was stupid, a dating app? You had enough on your plate with school and your insufferable parents yet you wanted more, maybe you’d find the one. 

‘Ramattra, 28’ 

That’s all the robot's profile said, a robot? You.. are gonna swipe on a robot? 

“Can’t be.. That bad right?” 

There was no way he’d swipe on you too, or at least that’s what you had thought until your phone dinged hours later while you were doing chemistry homework. 

“A human, swiped on me? An omnic?” 

He spoke oddly, like he was much older than what he said, maybe that was a red flag or maybe it just drew you in further. 

“Is there something wrong with that?” 

“I don’t believe that is what I said, I apologise if it came off that way.” 

“Oh, you have manners?” 

“That surprises you?” 

You smiled at your phone, two seconds of knowing this guy and you were already smiling at his texts? Oh no…

“Yes, yes it does. I guess I assumed because you’re an omnic that you’d be.. Different.” 

“That sounds like an insult.”  

You didn’t reply, leaving the conversation at that for a moment, where was this guy, did he live on the other side of the world? 

“Have I scared you off?” 

“Oh, no. I just got distracted, I was doing homework.” 

“The chemistry page? Do you need help?” 

“You go to school with me?” 

He didn’t answer after that, was that scary or attractive? 

——

The next morning he still hadn’t answered, you kept an eye out through all your classes, especially chemistry but he wasn’t there. 

“So either you’re a stalker or a liar, which is it?” 

The omnic had started typing instantly but didn’t reply till minutes later. 

“And if I said both?” 

How could you reply to that? You could say you’re into it, you could block him or you could continue this and give him a chance. 

“I’d say that you should quit stalking me and talk to me properly.” 

“Oh?” 

“You’re an omnic, you should be confident.” 

“On that note, perhaps you should find me in the field at lunch tomorrow.” 

“You can’t eat..”

“That is true, are you afraid?” 

“Yes.” 

“Would it make you feel more comfortable if we met in a public place?” 

There was an odd part of you that trusted him, you were afraid but not in the way most people would be. 

“No, the field is fine. I’ll see you there?” “Yes.”

You were going to go and give a robot a chance..? First you swiped on him, spoke to him, now you were going to meet him? How foolish of you.. When you downloaded that app you knew you wanted something, part of you was desperate for it, but this?

“Ah, you look just as beautiful as in your photo.”

His voice was smooth, he knew what he was saying and who he was speaking to with no worries or hesitations.

“So you are a stalker.”

Your voice was the opposite of his, rough and unknowing. You were nervous, this was terrifying, you kept to yourself usually, not interested in anyone else, yet here you were.. Drawn to a robot you met on a dating app. 

“You don’t sound so happy to see me.”

“That does not answer my question.”

Ramattra sighed, if he could roll his eyes they would be out of his head by now. He had a million things he wanted to ask you and here he sat, answering your questions.

“No I am not a stalker, I do go to school here. I missed yesterday due to some personal issues.”

“Ah, because that isn’t totally suspicious.”

He sat down next to you, his surprisingly soft metal hands brushing with your own, he had a messenger bag on his side that now settled in his lap. What could he have in there, no way it was simply just school items, it looked too bulky.

“You seem confused, or is it concern?”

“Actually it’s hunger.”

“You did not bring food?”

“Nope, was too focused on meeting someone here.”

Maybe he was genuinely confused or maybe he was teasing you but his head tilted when you said that.

“Are you meeting someone else here?”

“No, I was talking about you.”

You laughed at him, finding it cute the way he was confused over something that was oh so obvious. He looked nice for an omnic, almost too nice, a white button up and black slacks paired with his cute little bag.

“I.. Do not know what to say.”

“Where is the confidence you had when you got here? Hmm??”

The omnic turned from you, seemingly finding the long stretching field in front of you much more interesting, never had a human flustered him like this, he felt like his entire body was on fire. Part of him wanted to walk away, forget this date idea that he had in mind but at the same time he could feel your waiting eyes, you wanted something from him.

“You’re staring.”

“Yes I am, I wanted to see if you would gain your confidence back to slip back down again.”

“How about I take you to the cafe down the road and we never speak of this again.”

Ramattra stood, stepping down the bleachers before offering you a hand, was he seriously going to offer you lunch after embarrassing himself? You looked at him for a moment before taking his hand and slowly getting off the bleachers to walk with him, he hadn’t let go yet. For some reason, neither did you.

“Is there something in particular you’d like?”

“Are you paying?”

“I did offer so yes.. Was that not obvious?”

“And there is the attitude I was expecting.”

“Just surprise me, I’ll find us a table.”

“Wait I-”

He had started but you were already wandering away to find you two a decent table, the music in the cafe felt oddly romantic, especially for the fact you two were the only ones inside.

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@ya-zz, I did not think that I would get this done but holy shit here it is. I hope you guys enjoy.

[ghostflowerhotpotch]

my only thought about the ghostflower section in the book is: they're TRYING TO HIDE THEIR FEELINGS?????? that's them TRYING??????

MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL.

Miles, like your mom said, you GLOW UP everytime you get close to that girl, "somethings are made just for us", it's so CLEAR that you want to impress that girl and THAT'S HIDING????????

and, yeah, it's easier to see where Gwen tries to hide but. bitch it's a slightly better then miles. and that's not saying much!! the only reason miles MIGHT BELIEVE she doesn't love him back is bc of that scene in the HQ "I tried to do both" bc BITCH IF HE KNEW HOW DESPERATE-

I can't even BEGIN TO COMPREHEND how INSUFFERABLE they'll be when they start to ACTUALLY DATE eachother!!

they will be constantly at eachother. CAN'T and WON'T be separated a SECOND from eachother and they will DIE if that actually happens.

I have the headcanon they'll do every couple thing possible it doesn't matter how dumb or cute it looks, they will do. they'll shout it from the rooftops literally how in love they are. they'll never shut up about how much they love eachother. they will send "I love you" messages at the beginning and ending and middle of every message sent (I have a friend who does that, it's impressive actually). their friends will try to kill them bc it and they kill their friends back bc NO ONE stops gwen and miles from being in love.

it's gonna be SO GROSS and ANNOYING to see. I just can't wait for it to happen.

if that's TRYING TO HIDE, man, I'm actually SCARED to see what would happen if they DIDN'T

my god.

these two are gonna be the death of me, I swear.

Oh Gwen is better than Miles, but to be honest we can only realize how she is just marginally better because we can see her when she isn't looking at Miles (The number of times I had pointed out her face when no one is looking man,) also let's face it Miles is a tad dense; which makes sense because he is at that age and has no experience with girls.

Don't worry Miles, I was far worse than you.

But thank you for this response! It was your comment that actually inspired me to do this set headcanons.

While I do think there would be an adaptation period, once that's broken they are going to be insufferable.

Miles is not going to stop being corny telling her the sweetest things, and she may act bashful at first, but let's face it she is the one who ALWAYS initiates contact, hugging, holding hands- is not that Miles doesn't like it, he loves it, but Gwen is by default the one to come to him because she is just a cuddle bug.

They will be swinging together around New York (and New York the dimension doesn't matter,) throwing webs for the other to catch and rushing to one another; moving so seamlessly it almost looks practiced.

Everyone will get tired of them, and their kids will be asking them to stop being so corny in front of them. They are not going to stop.

[cloudcountry]

Hi!!! Congratulations on 1K followers! 🎉🎉 I initially was just gonna stick to lurking and reading 'cause I'm not really used to interacting with strangers on the internet - it makes me feel a bit shy, but since I have the motivation to, I just wanted to say thatI really really love reading and re-reading ur stories. I wanted to thank you for the content and for being so awesome 🫶🫶

May I request something with Ruggie + cupid? Or ruggie + 💞

I hope you have a nice day!! 💙 congratulations again 🎉🎉

thank you!!! :D i understand being shy all too well but if you ever want to interact with me please don't hesitate too!! <3 ehhehfefh IM GLAD :((((( i get so happy when ppl tell me they reread my stuff bc thats like !!!! omg !!!!!!!!!!!!!! people come back to their favorite things ive written!!!!!!!!! gahhH!!!!!!!!!!!!! youre so sweet anon thank you so muuuuch <333 !!!

this turned into ace being insufferable and grim being slightly less insufferable and i went SO overboard oopsie

RUGGIE BUCCHI + 💞 (1k event details)

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Honestly, it was only a matter of time before your friends started to get suspicious. You and Ruggie could only sneak around for so long, brushing up against each other in the hallways and linking pinkies while you walked. He could only steal so many sneaky hugs under stairwells and on trips to Sam’s Shop until your friends noticed you’d been gone more than usual.

It’s not like you two were keeping your affection for each other a secret on purpose. It just happened that way.

“Come on, tell us!” Ace huffs, though it sounds more like a whine from where you’re standing, “We deserve to know what you’ve been up to this past week!”

“Uh, no you don’t.” you shoot back, shaking your head adamantly.

“Just say it. We’ll stop bothering you then!” Ace snickers, aiming an undeserved jab at your side.

“It’s none of your business.” you say, turning away. That was supposed to be the end of the conversation, but—

“You don’t have a boyfriend, right?’ Grim blurts, blinking up at you.

You sputter, and Ace nearly falls over in shock.

“You what?!” he gasps, placing a hand over his heart, “Prefect, how could you!?”

Well, you suppose it was only a matter of time before someone found out.

“Like I said, none of your business. Now goodbye, Ace.” you grab his wrist and tug him towards Ramshackle’s front door.

“Who is it? Is it Trey? Cater? Oh, please don’t tell me it’s Deuce!” Ace babbles, trying to yank his wrist out of your hold, “It better not be Riddle!”

“He isn’t even in Heartslabyul!” you throw your free hand into the air, exasperated.

“Savanaclaw?” Ace guesses, staring you down eagerly.

You say nothing.

“Ruggie!” Grim yells, flailing his little paws in the air, “You’re dating Ruggie!”

“Ugh, no! We aren’t dating yet!” you whip around to face Grim, a sour look on your face.

“Yet?!” Ace shrieks, and you’re certain he couldn’t get any louder.

You smack your palm against your forehead and silently accept your fate.

[golbrocklovely]

any recommendation for a old snc video?

oh tough question, bc it depends on what era you want to focus on.

i'm gonna just stick to snc's main channel and not their personal ones, bc that would make this too long lol

these are also some of my favorite vids from these different times periods

sit down/challenges

this was at the very beginning of their careers, talking circa 2015-2016. they were absolute babies in these lol

this is also the era of when they were basically doing the "things we like about girls" vids which personally, i vibe with bc i think it's funny.

my perfect date

accuracy challenge

truth or strip (a classic vid if i do say so myself lol)

bonus vid: not technically on their channel anymore but secrets about guys was my favorite video from this time period, so much so i reuploaded it :)

prank wars/challenges

they were still doing challenges at this point, but they had just moved into the trap house, and that started the prank wars. personally, i'm not including any of the pranks bc i myself didn't like any of them bc pranks are dumb. sorry, that's just my personal hot take there lol

exploring an abandoned hotel (the first video i ever saw of theirs btw)

fidget spinner vs microwave

shooting potato cannons in abandoned warehouse

bonus vid: truth or strip part 2

exploring/XPLR

one of their better eras for sure. there are so many great vids from this time period that could go here, but i'm just gonna list my favorites

climbing abandoned skyscraper

exploring secret abandoned city

trapped in abandoned waterpark

bonus vid(s): have to be included - queen mary part one and queen mary part two

haunted with jake and corey

this is an interesting era, especially bc they do basically this but way better now. that being said, when i tried to rewatch most of these videos, they became a bit… insufferable, strictly bc i do not find jake and corey funny like i once did. but these are a few of the vids that i enjoyed from this era

biltmore hotel presidential suite (probs my favorite snc video ever)

overnight queen mary ship with kian and jc

cerro gordo series

bonus vid: the origin series

25x25/seychelles

the last era before the one they are currently doing, which is honestly weird to think about. a short lived one, but one i enjoyed a lot honestly. too bad we never got the video about colby making the song skin. such a shame really lol

it was hard to say goodbye…

our terrifying shipwreck experience

exploring abandoned beach hotel

bonus vid: chernobyl series (highly recommend honestly)

current era (but the older vids)

self explanatory, basically anything before the conjuring series.

fairfield infirmary

dracula's castle

bowers mansion

villisca axe murder house

shanley hotel

bonus vid: sallie house

please don't feel like you have to watch everything on this list. this is just what i like from snc. pick and choose what you think sounds good to you. god knows you aren't missing anything from skipping any of these lol

[fluffyzoey]

This Loving You Thing

Hailey Dilmore and Harmony Jones are fed up with their roommate and decide to make her jealous. Fake dating, real dating, and possibly some of Zoey’s unresolved trauma all decide to show up to the party

“We need to talk.” Hailey Dilmore had never been so serious in her whole life. She was seated on her living room sofa beside one of her two roommates, Harmony Jones, who was thoughtfully running her hand through her long, chestnut brown hair. 

“About what? Did you get fired again?” Harmony looked concerned, but Hailey waved her off. 

“Still have my job, thank you! No, the issue is…well, just look.” She pointed out their living room window to their last roommate: Zoey Chambers. 

She was standing in the front yard, surrounded by flowers. She looked like a fucking Disney princess, which only served to piss Hailey off more. 

“Well, yeah, Zoey can be a lot…” Harmony began, eyeing the woman with displeasure. “She runs this place like the army, that’s for damn sure.”

“She gets away with whatever the fuck she wants, and the moment I say anything it’s just stupid old Hailey causing problems.” Hailey hissed. “But I finally came up with a plan to get back at her! No more blaming me when the dishes aren’t done, no more telling me to water the lawn when it’s her turn to do it, no more goddamn teasing! Harmony, I’m…gonna need some help with this. We’re gonna make ourselves just as insufferable as her.”

Harmony considered for a moment, crossing her legs, left over right, as she did so. “How are you planning to do this?”

“...Promise you won’t laugh?”

Zoey Chambers did not expect to come home after a long shift at Beanies to find her roommates enjoying a romantic candlelit dinner together. She smirked, but it was more of a confused expression than anything. She hung up her jacket by the door, carefully maneuvering toward the fancy dining setup.

“Uh…what’s going on here, guys?” Zoey chuckled nervously, eyes darting between the two of them. Hailey looked up at her and snorted.

“We’re dating. You didn’t know? Jesus, how unobservant are you, Zoey?”

This was news to Zoey. “You’re what? I didn’t know either of you were gay, let alone for each other. When the fuck did that happen?”

Harmony took Hailey’s hand from across the table, bringing it to her lips and gently kissing each knuckle. “I hope you don’t mind, Zoey.”

“Oh, no, that’s lovely.” Zoey’s voice cracked. She could feel one of her eyes twitching, her body tweaking, envy overcoming her in her entirety. “No, no, that’s great. I’m so happy for you, of course. Uhm, Hailey, you left your towel on the bathroom floor, by the way.”

“Oh…well, I’m busy with my girlfriend right now, uh, can you go get it?” It took all of Hailey’s willpower not to shoot her “girlfriend” a knowing look. “I do a lot for you, and I really do deserve to enjoy her company now that I’m out, you know.”

“Zoey, you’re uh…really filling that cup.”

Zoey snapped out of her state of deep thought, looking down at her hand, covered in overflow coffee from the espresso machine. Emma was watching her from behind, biting her lip. 

“What are you looking at?” Zoey snapped, toweling up the spillage. “Honest mistake, go back to whatever you were doing.”

“You’re off your game.” Emma noted, filling the cup she was holding with hot chocolate, spitting in it, and adding a cover. “Tired?”

“Just annoyed, really. My roommates started dating, and it’s been endless pet names and romantic dinner dates in my fucking kitchen. They’re insufferable.” Zoey dumped out the cup, filling it up again. “I didn’t even know they were gay!”

The door to Beanies swung open, heads turning in its direction. Emma handed the hot chocolate to a tall boy in suspenders and a bowtie as a pair of women walked into the shop, holding hands.

“Speak of the devil…” Zoey murmured. Hailey and Harmony sat down at a table by the window, smiling at each other, so sickeningly sweet it reminded Zoey of the time she’d eaten a party-size bag of Skittles at the fair in middle school and thrown up all over her brother. “I’m not serving them. You do it.”

Emma smirked. “Technically I did take the last three orders…isn’t it fair if we trade a bit?”

“Emma, you do not understand the toll these two are taking on me. It has barely been two days and I already feel like my life is turning into a fanfiction.” The words left Zoey’s mouth at the speed of a freight train. “Please, please, Emma-”

“Oh, hey Zoey! We didn’t know you were working today, or we would have planned our date elsewhere.” Hailey feigned guilt, looking up at Zoey with a soft, but clearly fake look of innocence.

Emma was watching, enthralled, from the counter. Zoey choked back annoyance and put on her best, most cheerful ‘customer service voice’: “Welcome to Beanies, what can I get you?”

Bellies full of coffee and shitty pastries, Hailey and Harmony collapsed on the living room sofa, laughing harder than they ever had before.

“Did you see her face? I didn’t know I had this much pettiness in me!” Hailey grasped her roommate’s shoulder to stop herself from choking on her own laughter. “God, I should have gotten back at her ages ago!”

Harmony smiled. She loved seeing her friend so happy, and frankly, didn’t mind that it came at the cost of Zoey’s peace of mind. However, a small inkling of fear still sat in the back of her mind, dangling like a bobber off a fishing rod.

“We aren’t actually going to start dating, right? I mean, I was supposed to see that guy from work, and I want you to be able to keep your options open. We can’t keep this up forever, can we?”

Hailey stopped laughing, considering this. “No, no, of course we aren’t. This is just to moderately inconvenience Zoey, make her jealous.” She said it in such a way that it would have been convincing, had Harmony not known Hailey all her life. 

Harmony sighed and patted Hailey on the back. “If it helps, I think anyone who dates you for real would be lucky to have you. It’s a shame Zoey treats you like shit.”

“She has her own problems to work out.” Hailey gave a soft, sad smile back. “And thank you. I appreciate it.”

“There they are again.” Zoey hissed. Three weeks had gone by since her roommates’ announcement, and basically nothing had changed. She glared at them across the coffee shop, turning to Nora.

“You take them. I’ve had it with their antics, their silly pet names, their makeout sessions in my house.”

Nora looked her up and down. “Are you sure you aren’t jealous?”

Zoey looked taken aback. “I’ve had more boyfriends in the last three years than the two of them combined, why the hell would I be jealous?”

Nora started stumbling over her words. “It’s just…you know…have you ever been with a woman? Maybe that’s why you can’t stay in a relationship.”

Zoey narrowed her eyes. “I’m not gay. Just because I had a crush on a woman in high school does not make me gay.”

“You’re 23. High school was like…five years ago. Pretty recent if you ask me.” Emma put in from behind the espresso machine she was cleaning. Nora nodded in agreement. 

“Just something I’ve noticed.” Nora went back to taking Hailey and Harmony’s egregiously long orders, and Zoey…started thinking.

Was she jealous?

Once again, Hailey and Harmony flopped over onto the couch. Hailey was smiling, full and satisfied.“Another successful date.” She looked at her friend’s face. An awkward pause, a silence full of unstated words and unnamed feelings ensued. “We can…we can stop whenever you want, Har. We don’t have to keep doing this, I know you’ve been seeing your work buddy—”

“He didn’t work out.” Harmony immediately interrupted. “Hailey, I like this. I know we can stop, technically we probably should, but I really like this. This…this dating you thing.”

Hailey was surprised, but far from upset about it. Truthfully, she also really enjoyed what their relationship had blossomed into. “Are we ever gonna tell Zoey?”

“That this was all fake?”

“Well yeah, and that we’re making it real.” She moved quickly, flipping over onto Harmony’s lap and kissing her, long and smooth and gentle, their lips performing a soft dance together. When they finally pulled away, the silence felt like a gentle embrace.

“No, we don’t have to tell Zoey.” Hailey finally said. “She won’t notice a difference anyway.”

Zoey Chambers lay on her bed that evening, alone and staring at the ceiling. She considered what her coworkers had said. This whole Hailey and Harmony thing was opening up doors for her too.

She turned onto her side, looking out her bedroom door to the room across the hallway, where her roommates sat, wrapped up under a blanket. 

Maybe that’s what I need.

[disregardcanon]

Toh npmd au for my own personal amusement

First thing’s first: character assignments 

Amity as Steph 

Luz as Pete 

Willow and Gus as Ruth and Richie

Boscha as Max 

Hunter as Grace 

Odalia and Belos both as parts of Mayor Lauter

Setting details: it’s still in Gravesfield, CT which still has its same Puritan vs witches branding. The mascot is a pilgrim and that IS Gus in the suit. Who has more school spirit than Augustus Porter? (No one.) 

So a few changes I’m making to make the toh cast slot a bit easier into the framework 

Belos is a fundamentalist preacher who’s raising his “niece”. Yes he DID kill Caleb and Charlotte. No one knows tho. It was lords in black related. Does that make it better? eh

Hunter is trans masc and a TOTAL egg. Right now, he’s a very enthusiastic little warrior for purity culture. Yes, he’s trying to get the dance canceled, YES he’s bullied a lot for being a “nerdy prude”. Not gonna dead name him but. He wouldn’t realize he’s a guy until significantly after the events of this musical 

Luz has NOT been in amity’s class since the 1st grade. She only moved here a year ago

Amity is still the mayor’s daughter and she and Boscha used to date. Amity’s stopped actively bullying people after they broke up and she’s felt like, guilty about it, but she’s never seen how much more.. Physical? Boscha’s bullying got than hers did. Sure, Amity was a queen of psychological warfare, but she never beat people up in the parking lot. 

Luz moves to Gravesfield during her junior year of high school. Amity and Boscha on the cusp of breaking up, so things are changing in their social hierarchy. For one, Amity is backing away from bullying and the spotlight and for two Boscha is getting WORSE. She when Luz moves in and aligns herself with “half-a-woman Willow” and Steve Urkel.. She’s thrown to the bottom of the school hierarchy immediately. Looney Lulu is what comes to mind first. 

Enter Boscha: literal monster, best quarterback in the school’s history and the first girl (she works that angle as hard as she can), and QUEEN of the school. She’s amity’s ex and like… mainly over her. 

Okay, who are we kidding? She’s not over her. Not at all. Boscha decides to put all her “trying to make amity jealous and take me back” energy into seducing amity’s least favorite student: local nerdy prude, preacher’s “niece” wittebane. 

Hunter and amity do NOT get along. At all. They’re duking it out for the valedictorian spot, their respective guardians are pitting them against each other, and they both just find the other… insufferable. 

So trying to bag the “girl” who’s the forbidden fruit and maybe making amity mad enough to take her back with it too? It’s worth a try, at least. 

Amity, meanwhile, is failing theater. She’s getting very frustrated and flustered and asks luz to be her scene partner so maybe she doesn’t fall on her ass. Luz is nervous because this is Amity Blight, super cool girl who used to be very mean to willow and now isn’t really a bully but is just? Way cooler than they are? Amity’s able to talk her into it. 

The teacher heaps a LOT of praise onto them and their chemistry and promises them good grades in the future if they keep working with each other. This leads to amity calling luz and trying to set up the pasqualli’s date. 

Boscha, meanwhile, is cornering hunter near the gym where he’s protesting the concept of dancing. He gets freaked out when boscha starts getting very very flirty and he gets really flustered because? Girl? Girl flirt with me? Also a girl? Hahahaha NO I AM NOT GAY I AM NOT- and he’s having a little sexuality crisis. Willow, who’s done putting up with boscha’s shit right here in the school building, hurls a waterbottle across the room in between them. 

Hunter SPRINTS away because OH BOY I WAS EXPERIENCING SOMETHING STRANGE AND UNWELCOME NO THANK YOU NO THANK YOU- and then he finds out that newly buff and gaining more confidence willow is the one who saved him. And she’s just like oh yeah anytime. No one should corner other people like that. And his little heart is going bEEPBEEPBEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEPPP and the rest of his body is not calming down either, ya know? 

Unwanted sexual attractions experienced by local nerdy prude today: 2. Fantasies experienced in the bathtub: 2 very, very different ones in a single sequence. 

Luz gets the shit kicked out of her at pasqualli’s because she runs into boscha before she finds amity and she’s like no i’m not gonna cower AMITY BLIGHT INVITED ME HERE! And. that. DOES NOT GO WELL 

Willow is ready to go to war over this when they get to school the next morning because she WARNED luz that amity wasn’t to be trusted and look? Look what happened! And luz is like yeah you also said i should stand up for myself- and willow’s like husssshhh. 

They plan a prank in the bathroom that goes very poorly. Hunter writes gus a detention slip for being in the girls’ bathroom (he should have written himself one too!) and then they prank the shit out of Boscha. 

To the point she. You know. Dies. then they have to dismember her at hunter’s urging! Hooray!!!!

Cue peace and love at the high school :) until poor gus dies. I’m sorry dude! You’re the mascot you were cursed. Of course the quarterback was going after you first. 

Boscha goes after luz second because she’s the dweeb who thought that she could steal boscha’s girl. Luckily for luz and amity both, they were together at this point and they RUN as fast as they can. Luz demands they go find willow because she’s probably the next victim, and they find her mid-boscha kill. She lost an arm because boscha was trying to take the “half-a-” thing to its logical, puny extreme. They rush her off to the hospital. The police come to question them. 

And then pastor wittebane comes with hunter in tow. He pulls something with the police about the parks wanting him to perform a protestant equivalent of anointing of the sick on their ailing daughter. 

Pastor wittebane very clearly knows what happened. 

“I thought you were gonna keep the beans cool!” Amity demands. 

“I couldn’t,” hunter tells her. 

“Fucking useless, wittebane,” amity mutters. 

Pastor wittebane glares at all of them. “You are going to get in my car and come with me.” 

“That sounds bad,” luz says, “my mom told me to never be one on one with religious officials.” 

“Fine,” he says, “if you’d like to be the next victim, be my guest.” 

They all get in the car, except Willow, who’s bed-bound. (Luckily, since she’s already in the hospital, boscha thinks of her as less of a kill count priority.) 

Belos takes them out ot the middle of the woods and makes them dig up the black book. Then boscha kills him! We DO get boscha killing belos, so i think that’s a win. They flee the scene, run into some cops, then make it to the high school to complete the ritual. 

We’ve got amity, luz, and hunter on the floor of the gym summoning the evil teletubbies. The evil teletubbies REALLY want amity to kill luz. They get to have their cool as i think i am reprise <3 and then the bullet leaves the gun and boscha catches it. Because she is very, very excited to do luz in personally. She’s still debating whether or not she’s gonna end amity, but luz IS going to die. In front of amity. For absolutely certain. 

Boscha’s getting ready to take care of another nerdy prude when hunter bursts out like HELLO YES! I AM READY TO HAVE THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! And boscha’s just like… whut? And then he gets very flirty and goes along with the stuff that she was saying earlier, and he’s.. Legit into it. Sure, flirting with hunter was half to spite amity, but she’s still very turned on by the idea of corrupting the perfect angel church girl into having hot and heavy sex with her on the football field. And making amity watch? That’s a bonus. Maybe she’ll get a threesome out of it. 

Hunter sends boscha to hell with the power of his jesus freak virginity, luz and amity have sixteen different crises, and willow lives to hear the whole crazy tale. Luz and willow mourn gus, hunter goes through the weird process of mourning his uncle while also realizing he’s glad that the guy’s gone and gets to know the shoulder ANGEL part of the shoulder angel and shoulder devil fantasy he was experiencing, and amity hides the book away in her own personal safe to try to keep it away from bad actors. 

It doesn’t keep it safe from mayor odalia blight, but… that’s not going to be that big of a deal.. Right? RIGHT?!?!?!

[duelpolis]

Blizzard

Written for @super-secret-conspiracy’s Conspireshipping Secret Santa, for @millennial-ring! Merry Christmas!

~~~~~~~

Marik was lounging on the couch watching TV when he heard the door to his and his boyfriend’s apartment slam open. Surprised, he looked over to the door. There stood Ryou, wearing a trenchcoat over a puffer vest, face red as a tomato, carrying several grocery bags and breathing heavily. He put the bags down and started heading out again.

“What are you doing?” Marik asked, popping a piece of popcorn into his mouth.

“There’s a blizzard coming,” Ryou replied. “So I went and got groceries in case we get trapped.”

“Well why didn’t you tell me that?” the blonde prodded. “You left me all alone! I could have helped.”

“I’m sorryyyy, you were asleep and I didn’t want to wake you!” His boyfriend apologized.

“Alright, alright, stop whining,” Marik scoffed. “But take those coats off before you roast. I don’t want to deal with a corpse in front of the front door.” His lips curled upwards into a teasing smile, one that Ryou knew all too well.

“Very funny, Marik. But I still need to get more.”

“Are you just going to cook the entire storm?”

“Depends on how bad it gets.”

Marik pouted. “At least let me come with you this time.”

“Then get a coat on!”

“Mmm… Don’t wanna.”

“Marik,” Ryou sighed, “I am wearing TWO HEAVY COATS, and I’m much more suited to winter weather than you are. I am not letting my boyfriend turn into a human popsicle. So go get a coat, or you’re not coming with me.”

“Fiiine.”

“You can have one of mine.”

Bakura pulled off the trench coat and held it towards the blonde.

“Don’t you need a coat too?” Marik protested.

“I have more trench coats in my closet.”

“I- Alright.” Marik took the coat from Ryou and put it on. He stuck his hands into the pockets and grinned. “Hell yeah, boyfriend coat!”

His boyfriend giggled. “You’re such a dork.”

“But ya love me.”

“I do,” Ryou answered. “Now let’s get going, before it gets colder. Maybe there are still some food stalls out so you can eat something other than popcorn.”

“I like the sound of that. Let’s go.” Marik took his boyfriend’s hand and pulled him outside, and the two embarked on their journey for more groceries.

~

“Ryou, Cheesecake, Love of my life, Pasty-ass bitch, can I have the rest of your taiyaki?”

“No, you can’t have my taiyaki, because you’re a vegetarian and there’s sausage in it.”

“What kind of sadistic bastard makes taiyaki with meat in it?” Marik huffed. “I highly doubt it goes well with the bean paste.”

“Not all taiyaki has the bean paste, Marik,” Ryou giggled. “It can have other fillings. And even if my taiyaki didn’t have sausage in it, you still haven’t finished your koshary.”

“Yeah, but your food always tastes better for some reason.”

His boyfriend snickered. “Fine, you can have the tail since it doesn’t have any filling, but I get your egg.”

“Wasn’t gonna eat it anyways.”

“Then why did you order it?”

Marik smirked.

“This was your plan all along, wasn’t it?” Ryou asked. “Get an egg you wouldn’t eat on your koshary so you could steal the tail of my taiyaki?”

“Maybe.”

“You’re insufferable,” the platinum blonde laughed, using Marik’s chopsticks to take the fried egg from the dish.

Marik paused for a few seconds before replying. “W-well, we all know you’re dating me for my appearance and not my personality!” He chuckled weakly.

“Are you blushing?” Ryou asked.

“IT’S THE COLD!” Marik protested. “I’M NOT ENAMORED WITH YOUR LAUGH OR ANYTHING- fuck.”

“Sure you’re not,” his boyfriend giggled. “Let’s get home, silly.”

Marik opened his mouth to argue, but decided against it. He would just have to accept defeat this time around.

“Fine, let’s go,” he huffed.

~

“Is the storm over yet?” Marik whined as Ryou worked in the kitchen.

“The storm just started, dear.”

“Uggghhh,” the blonde growled. “This is stupid. I can’t believe we have to stay inside this long.”

“You say this as if you go outside oh-so-often,” his boyfriend retorted.

“Shut up!” Marik protested. “I go outside all the time!”

“Only because I make you come with me.”

“Shut UP!!”

“If you want to freeze,” Ryou replied, “then be my guest.”

“...”

“That’s what I thought. Now come over here and get your cinnamon roll.”

“You made cinnamon rolls!?” Marik gasped. “I love you!”

“Is that what it takes to get an ‘I love you?’” the platinum blonde joked. “Baked goods?”

“...If you’re going to be snarky, I’m taking it back.”

Ryou snickered. “I love you too, Marik.”

“STOP DOING THAT!” the blonde protested.

“Doing what?”

“BEING SO GOSH DARN ADORABLE!”

His boyfriend giggled again. “It’s not my fault I’m cute!

“STOP IT!”

“I can’t change my face on a whim!”

“Why not!?”

“That’s just not how it works!!”

Ryou was laughing now, completely distracted from serving. Marik saw an opportunity and took it, grabbing the pan of cinnamon rolls off of the stove.

“Marik!” Ryou yelped. “You don’t get all of those! Give them back!”

“Kiss me first.”

The platinum blonde sighed, dramatically rolling his eyes, but he was smiling. “Alright, get over here.”

Marik leaned over, and his boyfriend planted a kiss to his lips.

“There’s your kiss. Now give me the cinnamon rolls and I’ll dish one out for you.”

The blonde handed him the cinnamon rolls, and he put two of them onto plates. He then held one out towards Marik.

“Yours is slightly bigger,” the blonde complained.

“I’m the one who put the work into baking them.”

“...Touché.”

“Anyways,” Ryou said, “I’m tired. Wanna curl up on the couch, eat our cinnamon rolls and watch a horror movie?”

“Ooh, can we watch another one of those slasher films? I like the one with the dude in the hockey mask,” Marik asked.

“Alright, I’ll get it set up,” the platinum blonde affirmed. “Can you go get the blankets?”

“Fiiiiine,” the blonde whined sarcastically. Ryou could tell it wasn’t serious, since he immediately started chuckling.

“You’re a dork.”

“But I’m your dork!” Marik countered.

“You are,” Ryou confirmed. “Couldn’t get rid of you if I wanted.”

“Because you loooove me.”

“Exactly.”

Just then, they heard a loud bang from the windows, causing Marik to jump a little.

“It’s just the shutters,” the platinum blonde consoled, patting his boyfriend’s shoulder. “You go get the blankets, I’ll get the cinnamon rolls and start the movie, and we can turn the TV up loud enough to cover up the storm. Deal?”

“Deal,” the blonde responded, heading towards their bedroom.

He came back within a few minutes, carrying the giant blanket they had gotten as a gift from Joey a few years back. He plopped down next to Ryou and threw the blanket over themselves, making sure not to cover the cinnamon rolls so the icing wouldn’t get on it.

“Thank you,” the platinum blonde said.

“Thank you for cinnamon rolls,” Marik replied.

Ryou turned on the movie and shifted himself so that he was leaning on his boyfriend.

“You know what Marik? I think this is my favorite Christmas I’ve celebrated in a while,” he smiled.

“...That was today?”

“Yes.”

“Dang it, I forgot!”

“It’s fine, Marik. We can exchange gifts and everything tomorrow. It’s not like we were supposed to celebrate with anyone else.”

“I guess you’re right,” Marik shrugged. “But we’re giving each other our gifts first thing tomorrow.”

“Sounds like a plan,” Ryou confirmed. “Now, let’s get to the movie.”

He hit play on the remote and relaxed. Half-way through, Ryou heard a soft snore. His boyfriend was sleeping. The platinum blonde smiled.

“Good night, Marik,” he whispered, kissing him on the cheek.

Neither of them noticed the end of the blizzard.

[waitimcomingtoo]

Rogers: The Musical

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Synopsis: things get awkward when you and the team watch Rogers: The Musical and they take some creative liberties

Masterlist

“Welcome to Rogers: The Musical everyone.” Tony announced. “I know none of us want to be there but the director invited us and we should all take a minute to appreciate what the hard working people of musical theater have done in our honor. Also, Pepper said it would be rude if we didn’t go. So let’s all act like we are happy to be here, no matter how stupid and undeserving the title is.”

“Ouch.” Steve mumbled.

“Parker and L/n, you’re in G 6 and 7. The rest of us are are in row H.” Tony said as he handed out tickets.

“Why can’t we all sit together?” You wondered.

“Because you two insist on keeping your identities a secret.” Tony replied.

“Can’t imagine why we’d do a thing like that.” Peter mumbled.

“People know us as the Avengers.” Tony reminded you. “If you two sit with us, it could link you to being on the team. Just trying to keep you and boy wonder safe. I mean, could you imagine what would happen if Peter’s identity was leaked?”

“I have absolutely no idea what could possibly happen if Peter’s identity got leaked.” You shrugged.

“He’s right. Let’s go.” Peter put his hand on your back and lead you to your seats. The rest of the Avengers sat in their seats behind you while you and Peter sat together.

“Ha! It’s like they’re on a date.” Thor snorted as he pointed to you and Peter.

“It’s not a date.” You turned around and whispered harshly.

“Right. It’s not.” Thor nodded. “Enjoy your date though.”

“I hate them.” You grumbled. “Why do they tease us so much about being together?”

“I don’t know. It’s so annoying. I swear, they’re the only people in the world who think we like each other.” Peter rolled his eyes.

“Yeah. Everyone else can see that we’re obviously just friends.”

“What’s that?” Peter asked when the lights started to flicker.

“It means the show is starting soon.” You chuckled. “Relax.”

“What is this show anyway?” Peter whispered as the lights dimmed.

“It’s Rogers! The Musical. It’s basically the yassification of the battle of New York.”

“Oh.” Peter frowned. “That sounds insufferable”.

“It probably will be.” You agreed. “But at least we’ll get a break from all the teasing for a few hours. I swear, if one more person suggests we’re a couple, I’m gonna lose it.”

The house lights turned off and the chatter in the audience died down. You snuck a glance at Peter as the show started. After the first few stanzas, Peter looked over and snuck a glance at you.

“The Hulk is incredible, smashing things up, while Iron Man takes to the sky.” The actors sang. “Captain America's strong. And that Thor is a god. And Lord knows they’re easy on the eyes.”

“Jesus Christ.” Tony muttered and rubbed his eyes.

“Shh. I’m on.” Thor whispered.

“We'll conquer the Chitauri, then get shawarma when we're done. Just how are we to fight them? We'll do it as a team.”

“I love rhyming.” Peter joked, making you laugh.

“Stop it.” You giggled and swatted his arm.

“Then Natasha, that's your cue. Then Hawkeye, hit the bullseye. There's no better shot than you.” The actor playing Steve sang.

“Tony, you've got nukes to catch. Be careful not to crash. And Hulk, you know the magic word is...”

“Oh God.” Bruce cringed.

“And Hulk, you know the magic word is…”

“Please no.” Bruce covered his eyes.

“And Hulk, you know the magic word is-“

“Smash. Smash. Smash.” The Hulk character sang as he smashed a rock on the ground.

“Can I just be shot?” Bruce mumbled.

“You guys should be flattered. Peter and I aren’t even in this.” You turned around to whisper.

“Yeah. This is all one big compliment.” Nat said sarcastically.

“I don’t see how a man dressed as me doing pirouettes across the stage is a compliment.” Steve told you.

“They’re thanking you for saving the world. You should feel honored.” Peter teased.

“From the 40’s to today, Cap and Bucky’s love never ends.” The cast sang. “And historians will say they were really good friends.”

“We weren’t.” Steve’s character as he gave the audience a playful shrug.

“Oh my God.” Steve hung his head in shame as Bucky shoved popcorn in his mouth.

“What happens on Earth when I’m on here?” Thor wondered out loud.

“When it comes to American pride, Cap’s the best in the biz.” Natasha’s character sang.

“He’s totally not gay.” Bruce’s character added.

“But my boyfriend is!” Steve’s character cheered as he dramatically dipped Bucky.

“It’s like the writers have never once interacted with a gay man and wrote this after watching a single episode of Glee.” You whispered to Peter.

“The play was written by Ryan Murphy.” Peter read off the playbill.

“Everything makes sense now.” You realized. When you looked at the stage again, Steve and Bucky were prancing around while holding hands.

“All right. I’ve seen enough. Honor my ass.” Steve mumbled as he got up to leave.

“I don’t think that scene happens until act 2.” Bucky said as he read through the playbill.

“Oh, come on.” You chuckled. “It’s all in good fun.”

“There is nothing good about this.” Steve shook his head. “I’m leaving.”

“Loki’s not a snack, he’s the whole damn meal. We quiver when he says-“

“I want you all you bitches to kneel.” Loki’s character winked at the audience before walking off, making the women in the front row scream.

“Didn’t he kill like 80 people?” Peter whispered to you.

“His brother Thor is full of bravery and vigor.” The cast sang. “If you think his hammer is huge…”

“I’ve got something bigger.” Thors character stood center stage and winked at the audience.

“I don’t know what you all are talking about. This show is excellent. Bravo! Bravo!” Thor cheered.

“See? Thor likes it.” Peter turned around to say. “You guys are overreacting. This play is just a harmless joke.”

“We can’t forget the youngest Avengers, no one can. We talking about Black Cat and her sidekick-“

“Spiderman!” An actor dressed as Spiderman sang as he descended from the ceiling on an obvious wire.

“Sidekick?” Peter frowned.

“Ha.” You laughed. “This show is gold.”

“She fights on the ground while he swings up above. But did you know that these two teammates-“

“Are in love?” The entire cast sang as they faced the audience.

“Wait, what?” Your smile fell.

“These two Avengers are closer than the others. The whole world watched as these friends became lovers.”

“Lovers?” You and Peter squeaked, earning scornful looks from the audience members.

“They could fight crime but they couldn’t fight their passion. They hold each other close as they jump into action.” The cast sang as the actors dressed as you and Peter clung to each other

“This is so not accurate.” Peter mumbled.

“Why is she grabbing his butt so tightly?” You asked as you watched between your fingers.

“If their love is a dream, we hope they never hit snooze. Watch her now as she calls for her-“

“Underoos!” Your character lovingly called as she threw her hands in the air. An actor in a skin tight Spiderman costume crawled across the stage before pulling his mask off.

“Hi, my love.” Your character cooed.

“Hi baby. I’ve missed you.” Spiderman said as he pulled her flush against his body. He twirled her around before dipping her to kiss her. The audience cheered as you and Peter shrunk in your seats.

“Ha!” Thor clapped. “They’re kissing! That’s gay!”

“Thor, that’s the opposite of gay.” Natasha told him.

“Oh. Then I must leave at once and call Jane. It appears I may have miscommunicated some things.” Thor said before getting up and leaving. You wanted to die and could not bare to look at Peter as your characters continued to fondle each other on stage. Peter did his best to ignore the snickers from the Avengers behind him while sneaking glances at you to see if you were okay.

“The chemistry between them is something you can’t miss.” The ensemble sang. “Look in the alleyway to spot an upside down-“

“Kiss.” Your character sighed dreamily as Spiderman descended from the ceiling while upside down. Your character pulled his mask down before pulling him into a heated kiss.

“We’ve never done that.” You said as you shrunk down in your chair.

“This is hysterical.” Thor laughed. “I could watch this all day.”

“They’ve saved men at the gym and woman at Pilates.” Steve’s character sang. “But when they��re not avenging-“

“Do they explore each other’s bodies?” The ensemble sang in unison.

“No.” Peter scoffed and shielded his face. “Sometimes.”

“I thought this was a family show.” You turned around to whisper to Tony.

“It is. I think your characters are about to show us how to make a family.” Tony smirked and pointed to the stage. You looked back on stage and sure enough, your characters were making out again.

“Oh God.” You groaned and looked away.

“Because they’re gonna have sex.” Thor leaned down to whisper in your ear.

“Yeah, I got it.” You whispered harshly.

“With each other.” Thor continued.

“I got it!” You hissed.

“They went from partners in crime to partners for life.” The cast sang. “Even Thanos can’t stop them from becoming husband and wife!”

“How long is this bit? Everyone else had like one stanza. Why do we get a whole song?” You whined and buried your head in Peter’s shoulder.

“Help!” Spiderman called on stage. “I need a big strong woman to save me.”

“Okay. I like it now.” You kept your head on Peter’s shoulder and focused on the stage. He continued to look at you out of the corner of his eyes as your characters danced together.

“Black Cat?” Spiderman asked.

“Yes my love?” Your character cooed.

“I have something to tell you.”

“I’m listening.” She sighed and rested her head on Spider-Man’s shoulder. You became uncomfortably aware that you and Peter were in the exact same position and took your head off his shoulder.

“I don’t want to be called Spiderman anymore.” Spiderman sighed dramatically.

“Why not?“

“Because I’d rather be called your man.” Spiderman said as he cupped your characters chin.

“Oh, Spiderman. Kiss me again and again!” She cheered before throwing her arms around Spiderman. They began to kiss again, making you let out a loud groan.

“Oh for fucks sake.” You muttered.

“I wish we stayed dusted.” Peter nodded. “Can Thanos please come back and put me out of my misery right now?”

“Together, they defeated Green Goblin, Venom, and and Doc Oc.” The cast sang. “Then they go home where he gives her his-“

“Undying love and affection!” Spiderman sang as he lifted your character off the ground and spun her around. You and Peter exchanged a look before quickly looking away.

“I hope somebody is illegally recording this right now.” Tony laughed as he watched your embarrassment with delight.

“I am.” Sam snickered as he showed Tony his phone.

“Don’t record this. I’m gonna go hit my head against the wall really hard so that I forgot all of this.” You said as you got up to leave.

“I’m right behind you.” Peter put his hand on your back and lead you out of the theater.

“Can you believe that? Where do they get off making our characters in love with each other?” You grumbled once you were out in the lobby.

“I know, right? If we were in love, we would know.” Peter rolled his eyes as he sat on the floor.

“Exactly.” You sat beside him and rested your head on his shoulder. “Can we just stay out here the rest of the show and pretend it never happened?”

“I thought you’d never ask.” He smiled as he looked down at you. Comfortable silence settled between you as he rested his head on top of yours. The play ended soon after and Tony went out to lobby to find you and Peter. When he spotted the two of you together, he couldn’t help but smile. He held up the playbill a few times, each time confirming what he thought he saw. The way you and Peter were sitting was the exact same way Spiderman and Black Cat were positioned on the playbill.

“Plays over. We’re heading out soon.” Tony said as he walked over to you.

“Thanks. I’m so ready to get out of this theater.” Peter got up and helped you off the floor. When you went outside, you saw a familiar face smoking by the stage door.

“Wait, isn’t that the guy who played you?” You asked as you hit Peter’s arm.

“It is. Let’s follow him. I want to ask him a few questions.” Peter put his hand on your back and lead you through the stage door. You followed the actor for an uncomfortable amount of time until Peter spoke up.

“Excuse me? Mr. Spiderman, sir?”

The actor turned around and gave you and Peter a once over before folding his arms.

“It’s John Alister Richert.” He informed you. “It’s right there on the playbill. Can I help you?”

“We have some questions about your play.” You continued.

“It’s a musical. Not a play.” John scrunched his nose. “It’s right there in the title.”

“I hate theater kids.” Peter mumbled under his breath.

“You played Spiderman, right?” You asked.

“Obviously.” John gave a fake smile and gestured to his costume.

“Right.” You returned the fake smile. “Why did you play him, you know, like that?”

“Like what?”

“You know.” You said as you moved your hands together to mime two people kissing.

“I don’t know what this means.” He mimicked your gestures. “You’re terrible at pantomiming.”

“Why was he in love with Black Cat?” Peter blurted.

“Because he is.” John shrugged. “The writers based the characters off the real Avengers. I was just doing what I was told.”

“Right, but the real Spiderman and Black Cat aren’t dating.” You replied.

“Yeah, they are.” John looked at you like you were stupid.

“No, they’re not.” Peter insisted. “That’s just a rumor.”

“Please.” He scoffed. “Anyone who’s anyone knows that those two are in love.”

You looked down at the floor and impatiently waited for the most awkward conversation of your life to end.

“Well I’m someone who says they aren’t.” Peter said through a fake smile.

“I’m sorry, who are you?” John raised an eyebrow at Peter.

“Who am I? I’m Spiderman-“

“Biggest fan.” You said quickly. “He’s Spider-Man’s biggest fan. Right, Peter?”

“Right.” Peter played along. “And I was just confused because I know everything about Spiderman and I know he’s not dating Black Cat.”

“It’s called subtext, genius. We read between the lines. Maybe they’re not dating, but there’s obvious chemistry between them. Our musical needed a love story and they were the obvious choice. No one wanted to see Cap sing to a pocket watch for two hours.”

“Fair point.” You mumbled.

“You may be his biggest fan, but I’m the actor playing him on Broadway.” John continued. “I studied him for months to get into character. I know him inside and out. And trust me, that man is in love with Black Cat.”

You and Peter exchanged an uncomfortable look before taking a step away from each other.

“Well do you think Black Cat is in love with Spiderman?” Peter wondered.

“Did you two even watch the musical?” John scoffed. “Obviously they’re in love. That’s why they were written that way.”

“I just find it strange that they were written based off a rumor.” You shrugged and avoided eye contact with Peter.

“Rumor? Come with me.” John swiftly turned around and lead you to towards his dressing room. Once inside, he showed you a cork board filled with pictures of you and Peter as Spiderman and Black Cat. In almost all of the pictures, you were Peter were showing each other some kind of affection. You were always wrapped around each other or gazing at each other with dreamy expressions, making you realize you weren’t as discreet as you thought you were.

“This is called a mood board.” John explained. “Cece and I used it when we were building our characters.”

“Cece?” Peter asked.

“The actress who played Black Cat.” John rolled his eyes. “Keep up.”

“Sorry.” Peter said sheepishly.

“Thank you.” John sighed. “Anyways, this is what the characters were based on. We took a look at their body language and built from that. Theater is all about taking a small gesture and making it big enough for the audience in the very last row to see. That’s why we played them that way. It was exaggerated on purpose.”

Peter studied the mood board while deep in thought, absentmindedly slinging an arm around you as he looked at the pictures.

“Hmm.” He hummed. “Well in that case, you did some pretty great character work.”

“Thank you.” John nodded as he eyed the way you leaned into Peter.

“Sorry we ambushed you.” You added as you also stared at the mood board.

“It’s no problem.” John shrugged. He noticed that you were holding each other exactly like one of the pictures on his board and bit back a smile.

“No problem at all actually.” John sighed happily. “Thanks for coming to the show, you two. Means a lot.”

“Yeah. No problem. Good job. I’m sure Spiderman would’ve liked this. And I saw that as his biggest fan.” Peter said before leading you out of the room.

“We should probably go find the team. I don’t want them to leave without us again.” You said as you avoided eye contact with Peter.

“Yeah.” Peter replied unenthusiastically, also adverted his gaze. The combination of the play and the conversation with John made looking at each other difficult for you and Peter. You silently got in the car and left some distance between yourselves as you looked out opposite windows.

“Are you two okay? You’re awfully quiet back there.” Tony asked a few minutes into the drive back to the tower.

“They’re just mad that we made them sit through Homo Explosion.” Sam said.

“That’s not what it’s called.” You rolled your eyes.

“Sorry. Homo explosion the musical.” Sam corrected.

“Who cares what it was called?” Peter spoke up. “It was just a dumb play.”

Everyone in the car exchanged knowing looks as you and Peter scooted further away from each other. The usual flirty banter that you and Peter engaged in was replaced by a palpable tension that the whole team would feel. Once you pulled up in front of the tower, you and Peter went your separate ways as quickly as you could.

You sat in bed for about an hour as a million thoughts raced in your head. You couldn’t stop thinking about what John had said. Was it really that obvious that you and Peter liked each other? And if it was, why hadn’t you done anything about it yet? When you got overwhelmed like this, the only person who could sort you out was Peter. You decided that avoiding him was just putting off an inevitable conversation and got up to go look for him.

“Can we talk?” You asked as you knocked on Peter’s door.

“Sure.” Peter gulped and scooted to the end of his bed.

“You’ve seemed upset ever since we spoke to Spiderman.” You sat beside him and patted his arm.

“I am upset.” He mumbled.

“It was just a stupid play, Pete.” You sighed. “It doesn’t mean anything.”

“It does, actually.”

“What are you talking about?”

“It means the whole world realized I was in love with you before you did.” He smiled sadly as he looked at you.

“What?” You furrowed your eyebrows. “What are you talking about?”

“There’s a reason we get teased so much. Its not just a dumb joke. Of course I like you.” Peter admitted. “I just didn’t realize how many people knew about it. And now all of New York knows thanks to that stupid musical. That’s not exactly how I wanted you to find out.”

“Peter.” You sighed and squeezed his hand.

“I’m sorry. I never told you because I didn’t want to complicate our friendship. We don’t have to talk about it. You can forget I said anything.”

You took Peter’s face in your hands and turned it to look at you, smiling sadly when you saw his guilty eyes.

“Since you were so honest with me, I have a confession too.” You told him.

“You do?”

“When we were talking to Spiderman, all I could think about was how cool it is that you and I love each other so much that it comes across in our secret identities. I mean, did you see his mood-board? The writers of the musical could tell how much we loved each other just from our body language. I think that’s pretty impressive.”

“You do?” He smiled hopefully.

“I do.” You nodded. “And I think I’m really lucky to have that kind of love in my life. As embarrassing as that musical was, and it was truly humiliating, I kinda liked it. I liked knowing that the world sees me as someone who is deeply loved by Spiderman.”

“You are deeply loved by Spiderman.” Peter told you as he leaned into your palm.

“I know that.” You smiled. “And you’re deeply loved back. It’s not one sided. Theres a reason they tease us about being in love with each other and not just about you being in love with me.”

“There is?” Peter perked up as he wrapped his hands around your wrists.

“I like you too.” You admitted. “I’ve always liked you.”

Peter pulled away a little in surprise before a smile broke out on his face. His eyes flickered to your lips and then back to your eyes, as if he was asking for permission. You nodded slightly before the two of you leaned in. Before your lips could touch, Thor opened the door.

“Oh sorry.” He quickly covered his eyes. “I was tasked with calling you to dinner. I didn’t mean to interrupt your not gay love making. You may continue. I’ll be downstairs.”

“We weren’t-“ You stammered.

“We were just- uh-“ Peter looked at you in a panic as he struggled to find the words.

“Just exploring each other’s bodies.” Thor finished your sentence. “No problem. I’ll let the team know.”

“Thor. Do not tell them that.” You said sternly.

“It’s all right. I don’t mind.” Thor smiled as if he was doing you a favor before shutting the door.

“We should probably go down there before he says anything.” You said to Peter.

“Yeah.” He nodded as the disappointment in his body dissipated. You exchanged a look before leaning in to kiss each other, going uninterrupted this time.

“Okay. Now we can go.” Peter smiled against your lips before quickly kissing you again. He put his hand on your back as you walked to the door together, all the awkward tension gone.

“After you, my love.” Peter said as he opened the door for you.

“Why thank you, Underoos.” You kissed his cheek before leaving the room.

You walked into the kitchen together hand in hand, earning looks from all the members of the team.

“Interesting.” Tony smirked as Peter pulled your chair out for you.

“Shut up.” You and Peter said in unison.

“Wait, if they play was right about these two, does that mean…” Sam trailed off as he gestured between Steve and Bucky.

“Shut up.” They said in unison.

“Can we all agree that the play was awful and we should never speak about it again?” You said as you looked around the table.

“Agreed.”

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Kate Bishop x reader! Pyrokinesis. Reader is Daisy Johnson's little sister and an Inhuman who can control fire and is part of Team Coulson. The Avengers enlist SHIELD to help them on a mission where the reader is secretly dating Kate without Team Coulson and the Avengers knowing. The Coulson team are really protective of the reader, especially Daisy and the avengers of Kate because they're the youngest on the team, they met on a mission they both did, they fell in love with each other and from there they started dating. When they meet the avengers, Kate and the reader flirt the whole time and that's when the others find out they're dating.

KATE BISHOP x READER

FLIRTING

A/N: HELLO HELLO! Sorry for disappearing again but had a pretty busy week, but here I am now!

Enjoy!

Sending love ❤️

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Summary: Y/N and Kate meet when Phil sends Y/N to collaborate with the Avengers on an Hydra case. They instantly click and start dating, but they hide their relationship to their friends, until Avengers and SHIELD need to collaborate to defeat an Hydra base. How are they going to reveal to them their relationship? Easy, by flirting.

Warnings: none, just a bit of flirting here and there.

Word count: 4392 words.

-

"No Y/N, I told you, it’s a simple chemical process."

"Yeah, even if you’ve been telling me that for the past half hour, I’m not a genius like you two are, so I’m still not getting it." Y/N quipped with a teasing smile, playing absentmindedly with a pen on the work table, where she was leaning over with her arms crossed.

"You know this stuff too. Don’t put yourself down." Jemma playfully slapped Y/N’s shoulder and that gesture made a smile creep up her lips.

"Eh, I still prefer computer stuff." Y/N shrugged her shoulders and throw at the two genuses a bright smile. "Speaking of which- where’s Daisy?"

"Right here you dummy." A second after Y/N’s question, the Y/H/C girl jumped up in fright when those words were whispered in her right ear.

"DAMN IT! Daisy! You scared me." Y/N clutched her chest to try and calm down her heart beating wildly before slapping the laughing girl’s left shoulder in annoyance while she was laughing her ass off at her reaction.

"That was the whole point of subtly slipping in the lab without you noticing." Daisy answered airily as low chuckles kept coming out of her mouth, before side-hugging the girl tightly apologetically. Y/N tried to ignore the brunette’s antics, staying out with her arms crossed and her deep frown etched on her forehead, but she lasted only a few seconds before relenting and reciprocating hug.

"You’re luck I love you, you piece of shit."

"Oh yeah, I really feel loved now." Daisy mocked the Y/E/C girl, who rolled her eyes at the joke and circled her arm around her shoulders to pull her more into her body.

"You two are insufferable." Fitz shook his head, perched on his closed fist that was leaning on the table, with a small smile on his lips.

"And that’s why we love you." Simmons promptly concluded and grinned warmly at the two looking at them with glee sparking in their magnetic irises.

"Aw, I love you too guys. You are-"

"Y/N, can you come into the briefing room please?"

"And that’s my cue everybody. Enjoy your chats while I’m gone talking to the boss." Y/N went to disentangle herself from her embrace with Daisy, but the brunette tightened her grip on her waist, stopping her from moving further away.

"It’s cute to see you think you’re gonna go there alone. We want to know too. Let’s go." Y/N shook her head in amusement at her friends’ curiosity when FitzSimmons nodded in agreement at Daisy’s words before settling her eyes on the brunette who signaled with her head the lab’s exit so they could all go to the briefing room.

-

"If i remember correctly, I only said Y/N." Coulson looked up from the pad and looked at Y/N, Daisy, Fitz and Simmons entering the room with an amused expression at their presence clearly not requested but not kicking them out. He got really attached to these weirdos.

"I tried to come here alone, but she sticked her body on my own and here we are." Y/N quipped back while patting Daisy on her forehead, who nuzzled her face into her shoulder and humming in blissfulness.

"Okay, well, Sam called me, he wants-"

"Sam as in Sam Wilson?" Coulson nodded with his segnature entertained smile curling the corners of his mouth at Y/N’s question, "The Falcon called you?"

"Yeah, that one. He is on a new Hydra lead but he needs our help. So I need your powers and your knowledge on what we’ve been working on Hydra for this mission."

"Me working with an Avenger?" Y/N asked rhetorically and looked around the room with a big, bright smile stretched on her lips and joy clear in her Y/E/C irises, her happiness so contagious that everyone reciprocated the gleeful grin.

"Can you manage to be far away from me for a mission?" Daisy asked teasingly as she punched the girl’s shoulder playfully, eliciting a loud snort from the Y/E/C girl.

"Pft, please! The question is if YOU can manage to be away from me." They held their hard gazes for a few more seconds before erupting in loud laughs while hugging each other. "When am I leaving?" The two pulled out of the embrace, but didn’t go too far, Y/N rounded her arm around Daisy’s shoulders as the brunette cuddled into her side and leaned her head on her chest, smiling brightly when she felt the girl lay a soft peck on her hairline before leaning her chin on her head and asking curiously at Coulson her question.

"In two days. You two are gonna meet at the Avengers compound. You can take the jet."

In that moment May entered the briefing room with her arms crossed and wearing her signature smirk as she interjected into the conversation, "and take it back in one piece this time."

"It wasn’t my fault last time!"

"She’s right. We tried to keep it clean but those idiots used those spray can on the Bus’ exterior." Daisy added, her eyes a mix of merriment and fear of May.

"Whatever happened, I don’t want it to happen again. Understood?" May lifted on singular eyebrow up in an intimidating manner and Y/N nodded in fright.

"Yes May, I promise!"

"Good." May nodded appeased and let a small smirk fall back on her hardened features after pulling the desired reaction from the Y/H/C girl.

-

"Here, don’t forget this." Fitz handed Y/N a small bag with something wrapped with aluminum foil.

"What is it?" The Y/H/C it let it jump up and down in her palm to test the object’s weight while observing it closerly to try to figure out what it was.

"It’s your favorite sandwich." Jemma explained with a warm smile, her hands clasped together nervously in front of her body. "We thought you would be hungry while traveling to the Avengers compound. You need energy for this mission."

"You guys! C’mere!" Y/N smiled brightly at the sweet gesture and signaled the three of them watching her expectantly with her left hand to hug her. They immediately wrapped their arms around the girl and pulled her in a tight embrace, everyone closing their eyes to bask in their proximity.

"We are gonna miss you." Fitz spoke up as soon as they disentangled themselves from the hug, Jemma nodding in agreement beside him, while Daisy entwined their arms together and cuddled into Y/N, leaning her head on her shoulder.

"I will miss you guys a lot. It’s my first mission away from you, it’ll be hard." Y/N admitted with her eyes brimming with tears, getting emotional from the love the three of her team members were showering her in. "Especially from you." Y/N’s caressed Daisy’s hair gently and kissed the crown of her forehead, causing the girl to hum in agreement and squeeze the girl’s arm tightly, before pulling away from the embrace and stared at Y/N seriously.

"Be careful. If anything happens, call me. And I’ll be there."

"I will." Y/N nodded and smiled at Daisy to lift up a bit the heavy air around them, effectively cracking the brunettes worried expression and replacing her deep frown with a bright smile.

"I will miss you, sis."

"Come here, you goofball!" Daisy rolled her eyes fondly to cover up her eyes filling up with tears and pulled on Y/N’s wrists to hug her a bit more.

-

"Okay, here we are." Y/N pushed the gate’s button for it to open and slowly descended down the jet’s stairs, anxious but excited to meet Sam once again. As soon as her feet landed on the well-kept lawn, Sam stopper right beside her, emanating an happy and comforting aura with his big smile.

"Hey Johnson. Long time no see." He opened his arms for a quick hug and chuckled when the girl threw herself into the embrace and crashed their bodies together, causing him to stumble back a bit.

"So, what you got for me?" Y/N asked as soon as she disentangled herself from the smiling man and looked up at him in excitement.

"It should be easy. With your knowledge on Hydra operations and your computer skills it will be easier to track those idiots down. As soon as we find the location, I need you to go there and get some informations about their current operation. If the situation is already bad, just jump in and stop them." Y/N nodded as she listened closely to Sam’s instructions as they walked into the Avengers compound where she’ll start doing her magic on their computers and track Hydra’s location down. "You won’t be alone. I paired you up with one of our new recruits. She is Clint’s protégé." Sam vaguely informed her of her mission partner before stopping at a scanner where he showed his badge that immediately granted him into the room.

Y/N’s eyes widened comically when her Y/E/C irises swept over a bunch of computers and big screens scattered all over the room, her hands already itching to touch a few keyboards and see how these computers worked. "Wow."

"Pretty good, hm?" Sam crossed his arms under his chest and smiled proudly at the room then down at the girl with her eyes sparkling with pure joy. "Why don’t you start doing your thing and I’ll go get Kate?"

"Yeah sure." Y/N answered absentmindedly while walking towards a strategic table and started typing away, already soaked up in those amazing machines.

She didn’t really know how much it passed, it could have been two minutes or two hours, she was completely absorbed into typing away and tracking down Hydra operation, so it wasn’t a surprise when she jumped up in fright when a hand tapped tentatively on her left shoulder to get her attention. "Shit- you scared me Sam. Don’t do that ever aga-" Y/N’s words died in her mouth, stopped in her suddenly dry throat when she turned around to find an extremely attractive black haired goddess instead of Sam Wilson. "Shit, sorry! I thought you were Sam. Hey, I’m Y/N." Y/N tried with every bone in her body to act cool in front of the blue eyed beauty and stretched her hand out to the girl for her to shake it with a charming smile.

The girl let out delightful, heavenly chuckle and took her hand, both girls feeling a jolt running down their spines as soon as their skin touched, to shake it with a brighter-than-sun grin. "I’m Kate. Your partner- I mean not partner partner, y-your mission partner. We- we will be together. Not- in a relationship way- I mean you are extremely attractive- why am I still talking?! Okay I’ll just stop." Kate stammered out and grimaced in embarrassment at her ramble that Y/N found extremely adorable.

The Y/E/C girl let out a small chuckle and shook her head, "well partner. Why don’t you come here and help me find our targets?" She asked with a seductive but sweet voice and turned around to show the girl the table where she was typing away not to long ago, a flirtatious small smirk rolling over her lips as she eyed the black haired beauty in.

"Yeah, of course." Kate nodded in agreement and walked closer to the table and watched intently Y/N typing away and doing what she completely gave up to understand but fascinated her no less.

-

"HA! Take this Fitz!" Y/N exulted out loud, letting her controller fall down on her lap and high-fiving Jemma and Daisy cheering her on in her battle with Fitz on Call Of Duty. They had a bet going on about Fitz believing Y/N could never defeat him 4 times in a row, even if she was good in this game. Y/N being Y/N immediately made a counter-offer, beating him 6 times in a row. And now, 6 matches later, Y/N is celebrating her victory, gloating smugly while Fitz rolled his eyes good-naturedly at her for her celebration.

"Okay, okay. You’re better than me in Call Of Duty. I’ll give you that. Now stop being annoying." Fitz dismissed her joyful behavior with a shadow of a smile on his lips, something that made Y/N’s grin broaden and the girl immediately threw herself into Fitz’s arms, followed by Jemma and Daisy in a sweet group hug.

"Should I be offended that I wasn’t invited?" The four of them broke apart when they heard Coulson’s voice as he trotted into the room.

"We would’ve come into your office in a minute and attack you with a group bear hug." Y/N quipped causing soft snorts and whispered chuckles to echo around the room, reveling in the small smile adorning Phil’s face.

"Please don’t."

"Lie all you want. I know you want us to do it."

"Maybe later. Now we have a new mission. Get ready, the Avengers are already on their way there." Phil turned around and walked towards the briefing room, a motion that Y/N, Daisy, Jemma and Fitz mirrored, following in the room with amazement swimming in their eyes.

"Wait a second. The Avengers?" Daisy asked still a bit in shock.

"Like the real Avengers?" Jemma asked after Daisy’s question, smiling brightly at the prospect.

"Do you know another group called Avengers?" Phil asked rhetorically before tapping away on their table to let the informations they had for this mission appear on the big screen.

"Is this mission that dangerous that it requires the Avenger’s help?" Fitz seemed the only one asking a valid question, while Y/N stayed oddly quiet while observing what they needed to now for the mission.

"Kinda. Here, look."

-

"Are you sure this is gonna work?" Sam asked hesitantly as he eyed curiously Jemma and Leo using their devices to analyze the place.

"Don’t worry. I was skeptical too the first time." Daisy cracked a joke and winked at the tall man who shook his head amused.

"Sam, here are the flash drive you requested." Y/N turned around, trying to cover up her smirk when she head that melodious voice reach her ears, and was met with the astounding beauty that was Kate Bishop in all her glory wearing that tight, breathtaking suit she instantly loved the first time she saw it.

"Nice suit." Y/N commented after Kate handed Sam the thumb drive, getting the archer’s attention, who smiled sheepishly at her with a blush already forming on her features while her hands flailed around nervously.

"Thanks." She whispered as she looked down while pushing a strand of black hair behind her ear.

"But I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor." Y/N nonchalantly added, plastering the smuggest grin she ever mustered on her face before walking nonchalantly to the other side of the room. Four heads turned in her direction and watched her leave as if she just didn’t hit on Kate in front of everyone with their eyes widened in surprise, while Kate’s blush intensified and a familiar throbbing made its presence known between her legs.

Their first mission together lasted two weeks. They had time to get to know each other better and to, much to every single trope known on earth, fall in love, unbeknownst to their respective teammates. It’s not that they didn’t want to tell them because they were hiding or something, they both had been out and proud for years, they just wanted to enjoy their time together, sneaking out from their facilities to spend time away from others was exciting and they wanted to keep it like that for a few weeks. But when they wanted to share their relationship to their family and friends, the right moment never came. There was always a mission, Hydra or some other crazy shit their world had to offer. When they found out they had to collaborate on a case together they were over the moon for having the opportunity to spend more time together and thought that maybe the time to tell their family and friends about their relationship finally came. But instead of endure the excruciating embarrassment of telling their teammates about their relationship, they decided to let them figure it out by flirting shamelessly in front of them. So here they are now. There was no going back and they were loving every second of it.

Daisy eyed her sister walking away from them, then Kate smiling down at her feet with a crimson color on her cheeks before meeting Jemma’s and Leo’s eyes, finding the same amount of confusion in them, both shrugging their shoulders at her to silently tell her ‘we too don’t know what just happened’.

-

They found a warehouse not too far from Seattle’s suburbs and now they were currently fighting about thirty Hydra agents trying to stand in their way. Y/N threw a really hard punch right in the thug’s face, hearing a loud cracking sound before he fell down unconscious on the ground. She looked up to see Kate having another Hydra agent blocked in a deadly, strong grip with her thighs around his neck, causing her center to be right into his face. Y/N smirked devilishly and walked towards the girl, knocking another minion down before speaking up with her breath a bit labored from her fight exertion, "damn, how lucky he is right now!" Daisy turned around, after using her powers to throw two agents on the nearest wall, when she heard her sister’s voice and gave her undivided attention to the two girls standing not too far from her, "hey Bishop, wanna try that on me too later?" Daisy’s jaw slacked open in shock at the bold request her sister just made to the archer in the middle of a fight, her eyebrow furrowing more and more as she watched Y/N eye the girl sultrily as Kate landed perfectly on her feet after knocking the agent unconscious and murmured a loud enough to be heard by the brunette ‘maybe’ to her sister before throwing a wink at her and focusing on the next target, this time throwing an arrow landing into his left shoulder and effectively pinning him on the wall.

-

"We’re almost done, two more rooms to clear." Sam told everybody around him and nodded at Fitz to use his pad to scan the room through the closed door.

"There are 11 men typing away on computers and 5 more guards walking around the room and observing through the windows."

While Sam was busy planning their next move, Kate leaned down to tie her left shoe, giving a great view of her ass to Y/N, standing a few feet away from her, "damn Kate, are those pants from space?" Kate merely turned around after finishing with her shoe and gazed at Y/N with a small smirk already rolling over her lips, just waiting for the flirty comment with an eyebrow arched up in a silent question. "Because that ass is out of this world." Fitz stuttered in his explanation after hearing the girl’s words directed to the archer, now blushing at the flattery phrase, while Jemma stared at Y/N like she just grew two heads and Daisy was praying for the floor to swallow her whole.

-

Y/N and Daisy were working fast on the computers to try to hack them and duplicate every single informations stored there to take into the Bus, their eyes sweeping over the words, files and everything they needed to copy, while Sam, Phil and May took care of a few other guards, Jemma and Fits grabbed a few reports about unknown experiments and Kate stayed behind them to protect them from whatever threat could come into their way.

"Wow, you really know your way with computers. I bet those fingers can do a lot of more things other than typing away on a keyboard." Kate smirked widely when she saw the girl’s fingers stopping for just a second before starting back up in typing away on the keyboard, knowing she pulled the desired effect from her girlfriend, meanwhile Daisy merely stopped her task to look in shock at Kate, who was purposefully avoiding her eyes, a tool fell out of Jemma’s hands after she heard Kate’s innuendo and Fitz tried really hard to disappear from there.

-

"Great job everyone. Let’s go back to the Avengers Compound, drinks are on me." Sam thanked everyone for their help and walked towards their jet that was flying back to New York.

Just when they needed to separate to go into the Bus, Y/N stopped Kate from parting ways and asked in a hushed tone and with a clearly fake, innocent, face, "hey do you wanna go back to the compound with us? We can hit the high mile club to kill time."

Kate let out a soft sort to suppress the hard blush forming on her cheeks and followed Y/N into the big jet. Not too far behind them, the others followed the two girls, grimaces adorning their features. "Can I ask something I’ve been asking myself all day?" Daisy asked rhetorically, waiting just a second to see Fitz and Jemma nod silently, before continuing, "what the fuck is going on?"

"I wish I had an answer to this question." Jemma sighed dejectedly and slung her arm around the brunette’s shoulder to comfort her, the girl immediately leaning into the touch and huffing out gently in the process.

-

"After this tiring, confusing and really embarrassing day, I think we need some pregame before arriving at the compound." Daisy threw herself on the comfy couch in the lounge section of the plane, followed right after by Jemma and Leo, mirroring her splaying position on the couch. "I’ll go get out secret stash." Daisy reluctantly sat up and trudged over the control room where Fitz hid a bottle of scotch. She opened the door where the alcoholic beverage was stashed away only for her to screech loudly in shock and embarrassment from the view she was met with. There they were, her sister and Kate Bishop. Daisy innocently thought Y/N was showing the girl around the Bus when they didn’t join them on the couch, but instead they were making out in the control room with the upper halves of their suits off, the archer sitting on a counter while Y/N leaned in between Kate’s parted legs that were around her sister’s waist to pull her impossibly closer into her body. "What the fuck?!"

"DAISY!" Y/N screeched alarmed after the two broke apart in fright at the sudden voice and tried to fasten Kate’s bra, that she was just trying to peel off of her, back on. "What are you doing here?"

"What am I doing here? What are you two doing here?!" Right then Jemma and Fitz appeared behind Daisy with worried expression after hearing Daisy crying out loud, Fitz grimacing in discomfort at the scene before turning around with his face deep red while Y/N tried to shield her boobs away from Leo.

"Oh great, we gained an audience." Y/N rolled her eyes and leaned down to retrieve their discarded clothes to put back on, before helping Kate down the counter and on her feet.

"What the actual fuck?!" Daisy repeated her previous words and batted her eyes in confusion at the situation.

"Okay, let’s go into the lounge room and I’ll explain everything to you guys."

-

"Okay, let’s rewind for just a second here. You are telling me you two have been together for 5 fucking months and you never told me anything?" Y/N let her head fall when she saw the hurt and betrayal in her sister’s eyes, sighing out and wiping away a traitorous tear that escaped her left eye, then she felt a comforting hand on her right leg squeezing her knee, a gesture that gave her enough courage to meet her sister’s disappointed eyes.

"I’m sorry. I know it’s a lame apology, but I am truly sorry. Keeping this away from you for this long it’s been a torture. I know you are very protective of me- you guys are protective of me, but believe me when I tell you that we wanted to tell you the second we got together, but we were during a mission then and when we got back, things got in between and we never found a good moment to share the news with you guys. Daisy, Jemma, Leo please believe me when I tell you guys I’m truly sorry."

The three agents stayed in silence, looking at the two pensively while anxiety grew into Y/N’s and Kate’s chests. "We believe you, Y/N." Jemma was the first to speak up before sitting up and walking towards Y/N to hug her tightly, not to long after both feeling a body, both knowing really well it was Fitz’s one, colliding with theirs and joining the hug. When they separated Fitz and Simmons threw at Kate a gentle smile that the arched mirrored with a whispered ‘thank you’, while Y/N tentatively met Daisy’s eyes and tried to smile gently at her, only to gulp loudly when her sister stayed put, looking into space with an unreadable face on. Y/N’s sigh must’ve pulled Daisy out of her trance, because a few seconds later she crashed into her sister’s body and hugged her tightly.

"I love you so much Y/N."

"I love you too sis. So so much." The two hugged tightly for what felt an eternity but were just a couple of seconds, before Daisy pulled herself out to kiss the crown of Y/N’s head sweetly. She sat up and stared at Kate curiously, the archer trying to bravely meet her intimidating eyes, but failing miserably, breaking their eye contact and looked down to watch her wrenching hands instead. She was pulled out of her worried state when three bodies crushed over hers and hugged her tightly, instantly making her tear up at Y/N’s team members for accepting her and her relationship with Y/N and for making her feel like she was already part of their family.

They pulled away from the hug and took their seats on the couches in the lounge room, before Daisy dropped her big grin she was sharing with Kate and asked seriously before letting a grin crack her scary façade, "so Kate, tell us about yourself."

[yv17]

001 'i can't exactly help you if you won't let me.' with jeong yunho (정 윤호)

a/n: first one shot of my 100 followers special! i haven't written anything with this man yet and it's a CRIME . english is not my first language, and i'm not entirely satisfied with the way this one turned out, but i hope you'll like it !!

summary: y/n accidentially hurt herself yet again, and yunho is set on helping her with the wound.

genre: fluff fluff fluff

warnings: y/n has a wound, idk what else

yunho stood there, his arms crossed as he looked at your tired figure, sitting on the couch with a bunch of bandages and tape laying all around you, along with some scissors and many, too many dirty tissues. even though he was worried by the state you were in right now, a small smile still graced his face as he walked over to you.

'i can't leave you alone even for five minutes, huh?' he asked jokingly, sitting next to you as you turned your face to him, an annoyed look painted on it.

what he said was somewhat true. you were always a clumsy person, ever since the day you were born. and that, along with constant lectures from your parents about being careful, also meant lots and lots of accidents. and today wasn't different; what started off as trying to fix one of the chairs ended up with a big, nasty wound on your leg. one which you were currently trying to hide under yet another bandage.

'it's not that big of a deal, yunho.' you said, reaching for the scissors next to you 'i can handle myself just fine. i had worse wounds on me.'

'that worries me even more, you know.' he stated, eyes focused on you as he tried to take the bandage from your hand, immediately stopping when you moved your hand away before he could grab it.

'yunho, stop.'

the boy looked over to you, a questioning look on his face.

'come on, y/n.' he said after a few seconds of silence 'you're in pain now, and i can't exactly help you if you won't let me.'

you looked at him, a too-familiar look on your face.

'i don't need your help-' you tried to say, tone slightly annoyed at this point, but yunho didn't even let you finish.

'yeah yeah i know. you can do it all by yourself, you've taken care of worse wounds on you, it's not that big of a deal.' he said, standing up from where he was sitting just a second ago 'i know you always had to deal with these by yourself and you're used to it now but i'm your boyfriend, right? i'm here to help you and i am not going to leave this room unless you let me do it.'

you looked at him, eyebrow raised, as you sighed deeply.

'you're insufferable, you know it?'

'yes, i know' he said, crouching in front of you on the fluffy grey carpet you two got from yunho's parents when you first moved in there 'but you love me anyways, so youre gonna let me help you, right?'

'only this once.'

you winced a little when yunho started cleaning up the wound, his hands being as gentle as they could possibly be.

'how did you even do it?' he asked, his gaze still focused on the wound. 'you know, i can't possibly think of how that would happen.'

you let out a short laugh, ignoring that the wound started becoming very itchy.

'would it shock you if i said that i didn't even realize when it happened?' you said, trying to recall that moment. 'i was just trying to fix the chair, and then surprise! an open wound on my leg.'

'it doesn't sound very convincing' yunho murmured under his breath, his hand reaching for the bandage as he was already done with cleaning up the wound. 'but at the same time, half of your stories sound very unlikely to happen, so i believe you on that one.'

'my stories sound unlikely to happen?' you said, pretending to be offended. 'the only unbelievable thing in my life is the fact that i'm dating someone as amazing as you.'

'oh don't even start on that' yunho laughed, trying hard to hide the fact that the comment made his heart melt. still, your eyes didn't miss the way his ears turned a light shade of red almost immediately after hearing your words.

'no, i'm serious!' you said, a big grin on your face 'my parents still think that you're getting paid to date me, and that i couldn't possibly pull someone as perfect as you.'

'perfect is a big exaggeration, my love' yunho stated, securing the bandage around your leg. the tips of his ears were now a deep crimson shade of red, but he did his best to ignore that, even though he felt how hard they were burning. 'does it hurt when you walk now?'

'only a little bit'.

yunho stood up, taking the medical stuff from the couch to put it back on the shelf, heading to the kitchen right after he did so.

'you're lucky, then.' he said, back turned to you as he tried to find something in the fridge. 'cause i don't recall us having any plans this weekend, right? you'll have time to rest and let the wound heal a little.'

you saw him walk back to the couch, to cups of jelly in his hands. he handed you one, a soft smile gracing his face. you recognized what flavor it was by the smell alone, and an excited look appeared on your face as you did so.

'you made my favorite jelly?' yunho nodded at your question, gaining a hug in return the second he answered. 'wow, i really do have the best boyfriend in the whole world.'

yunho looked at you, his head tilted to the side.

'stop joking like that.'

'i'm not joking!' you exclaimed, eyes focused on his face. 'seriously, though. i couldn't ask for anyone better.'

'yeah, you'll have time to compliment me more later. and now' he said, motioning to the jelly in your hand 'eat your portion before i steal it from you.'

'don't even think about it, yunho' you said, giving him a warning glare. 'if you try to touch my jelly, i'll kill you.'

'yeah, i know.' he said, laughing. 'that's why i made more for you, they're waiting for you in the fridge.'

your eyes turned wide at his statement.

'you deserve a reward, really.' you joked, your head resting on yunho's arm. the boy looked over to you, hand reaching to pat your head.

'a kiss would be nice.'

you put the cup down on the coffee table in front of you, turning to face your boyfriend.

'i'll give you a thousand if you want to.'

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