#oh nononono n o

[kueencrimson]

Very measured response

DIDNT WANNA WAKE UPPPPP

Fuck u fuck u fuck u

I coulda looked three for like 20 nite minutes in blissssasss

This is bull I wanna be a eepy girl but nooooooo i have to be woke up for "responsibilities irl" and to "deink watter"

Pooey

-1000000000/10 I wanna be a good girl but I'm awake

[vent-talks]

Nononono onono oh God no I fucked up I fucked up n onononononono

[1800-page-not-found]

Hi! Glad to see an ORV writer. They seem to be a very rare breed. Like trying to find a needle in a haystack. Anyhow, as you might have guessed. I have an ORV request for you. I got sort of inspired by that vampire. How about having our reader being a phoenix? Ya know the mythical immortal firebird? With the related powers? Like how would KDJ and YHJ react to their “s/o” being one? Like say they seemingly ‘died’ but then ina red flash of flames they are instantly revived, completely healed.

School is starting soon which means my updates are gonna be even scarcer lol

Kim Dokja, Yoo Joonghyuk (seperate) x reader

Summary: You sacrificed yourself for them, but just before they can grieve, you come back to life?

Using the Disaster of Floods chapters when Shin Yoosung obliterated KDJ in the novel.

also, Yoo joonghyuk never dated Lee seolhwa bc plot

Kim Dokja knew you were a phoenix, as it said from the story and your character profile said so. What he didn't realize was the fact that you also shared the same abilities as one (your character was mentioned only a few times in TWSA). So when you died, Kim Dokja was terrified.

Kim Dokja's eyes widened at your body standing in front of him. Nononono! He-He was supposed to take the shot! Why did you do that?! You knew he could revive again!-why?

He dashed to catch your fallen body. "No, no, no! [name]! Y-you can't die! Shit! Why did you do that!?" But your body had already fell limp. Kim Dokja cried for his favorite side character, his lover, his idol.

He held you close, yet tears were unable to fall due to the fourth wall. "I can't even cry or mourn you...What kind of lover am I?" He could only close his eyes and curse fate for doing this to him.

-

You opened your eyes to darkness, until a screen popped up.

[You have died.]

[Revitalization count down has finished.]

[The skill, Phoenix:Revive, is taking effect.]

-

Kim Dokja's eyes opened, then widening as your body started to burn. He could only step back, and watch as your body lit on fire. Your clothes started to burn, besides the ones which were fire resistant. 'I couldn't even give you a proper goodbye and their taking me away from you?...' Kim Dokja thought bitterly. He looked down at the ground, clenching his fists in anger.

-

You opened your eyes, your body feeling warm as a flame engulfed you. 'Ah...how nice it is to be a phoenix...' You sighed in relief.

-

The sound of your sigh snapped Kim Dokja's head up to you. "[N-name]? H-how?" Oh, how he wanted to cry so much right then and there. Too bad for the fourth wall.

You stood up as the flames lessoned and cooled down, dusting off some ash. "Huh?...But I thought you knew? I'm a phoenix remember?" You tilted your head in confusion. Wasn't he the one to realize you were a phoenix the moment you met? Surely it wasn't a bluff right?

"A-ah right...how could I be so foolish..." He mumbled, blushing a bit as his heart rate cooled down from the shock. He ran up to you, hugging you tightly and not letting go, ignoring the sweat and high temperature that surrounded you. "Y-you can't do that again!.."

You stood still, a menacing aura coming from you. "What the hell do you mean 'I can't do that again?' Once the cool down is finished, I won't let you die. Hypocrite. You were gonna take the shot for that wretched man, so why can't I?" You seethed in anger.

"Right right sorry..." Kim Dokja scratched his head bashfully. You were right... "I won't stop you okay? Don't be mad..." (He lied he was going to make sure you never had the chance to sacrifice yourself again no matter what).

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Just as Shin Yoosung fired the bright beam, your body instinctively moved. "Joonghyuk! Stop staring like a deer in headlights!-" You grabbed Yoo Joonghyuk by the collar, throwing him back behind you as you took the hit.

"Keugh!-" You fell on your knees, coughing up blood nonstop. "A-Ah..no...[name]?..." Yoo Joonghyuk took fast, trembling steps as he caught your falling body.

"Heuk...it hurts...Joonghyuk it hurt so much!..." You cried, your tears mixing with your blood as it dripped down to the side of your face. "P-please don't regress...These new companions, don't abandon them please. I'll be okay.." You begged, grasping onto Yoo Joonghyuk's clothes weakly, before dropping limp, dead.

"Haah, Haah..." Yoo Joonghyuk breathed deeply. Why did he have to see you die again? His only lover in each regression, who cherished him deeply and believed him when he told them he was a regressor, and stayed by his side no matter what. "Why?...Why did you die for me?" Tears dripped down onto your face. The single fear Yoo Joonghyuk had every regression...your death.

-

You opened your eyes to darkness. 'I wonder if he stayed?' You pondered. He, your lover, the man who saved you from your eternal cure of sleep as a phoenix.

[You have died.]

Ah right, you were a phoenix.

[Revitalization count down has finished.]

Thankfully, the countdown ended, so you could return to your lover.

[The skill, Phoenix:Revive, is taking effect.]

-

Yoo Joonghyuk felt a burning pain in his hands as you were set ablaze. "No!" Yoo Joonghyuk screamed, were the gods not even allowing him to bury you properly? Kim Dokja had to hold Yoo Joonghyuk back as he thrashed around, continuously hurting the man, trying to reach his lover.

"[NAME]!" He shouted, then eyes widening as he stepped back. "[name]?..." Your clothes were a bit burned besides the fire resistant ones.

"I wonder if he stayed?..." You mumbled, looking around. You really hoped he didn't regress.

"Y-you're alive...H-how?" Joonghyuk stood still.

"I'm a phoenix, remember? I can come back to life." You smiled, tears dripping down your face. "I'm so happy you didn't regress this time."

His eyes widened in horror and regret. Does that mean..Every time you died and he had regressed, you came back to life moments later? No...no...how-how much time had you spent alone? How could he leave you?

Guilt crept into him. He took a shaky step towards you. "E-every time...you came back?.." His eyes widened, hands shaking as he reached out to hug you.

You nodded solemnly. "I'm afraid so." A bitter chuckle came from you lips. He spoke, "I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to leave you, I-" You cut him off and hugged him as he sobbed into your shoulder.

"Its alright, my dear. Just don't do it again alright? Wait for me. I don't want to be alone."

"Alright." He whispered.

[base0h]

Hiiii. So this is my first time requesting or anything so I’m kinda really nervous??? Anyways, I love your crack fics, I literally giggle non stop and they bring light into my soul.

So, that being said, I have a request. Could you do something with Crocodile and Ace (and whichever other characters) reacting to their s/o having a spider or some type of scary bug on their back? Idk if your can go anywhere with this but hey, it’s worth a shot.

Okay that’s it bye bye have a good day :)))

a/n - omg I’m so glad I can bring light into your life 😭🫶 literally my goal when I’m writing this stuff 💜 oml bro crocodile is afraid of bugs I just know he is 💀 that’s why he had robin, so she could handle them for him

warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, crack, crocodile would leave you with the the bug just to run as far away as possible 💀🫶

- pls if he sees a single bug in his house he’d move out of his mansion and go to another sea of ocean 💀

- don’t get me wrong he takes you with him of course and makes sure you’re protected from those heinous insects. Get ready for loads of bug spray and pest killing chemicals, because your house is going to smell like that for at least a couple weeks 😃🫶

- so one day, you’re relaxing on the sofa, listening to some ambient music, the lights a bit dimmed, with the shutters open just enough for some light to shine through without being too harsh. It was a weekend, so it was due time for some relaxation!

- crocodile had just gotten finished with his work, and finally he’d get to spend some quality time with you. As he walked over, getting ready to join you on the couch, he froze.

- his eyes were locked onto your back, his breathing completely stopped, his body stiff as a board

- a tiny black speck on your back was… moving. Could that be a- SPIDER? You turned around because you heard footsteps, and you looked confused to see crocodile just- frozen, with wide, disgusted, fearful eyes as if you just committed some heinous crime against humanity

- “….Crocodile? You ok?”

- …

- “Hello???? Earth to crocodile?”

- “Y/n. You know I love you right?“

- “…What?”

- “Then you know why I must do this.”

- “What do you me- hey where’re you going?!”

- to go bag (he has one prepared for this exact situation bruh 💀) materializes out of thin air, then cue crocodile skedaddling out the door without explaining or warning you like a scared selfish asshole

- “CROCODILE IT’S NOT EVEN THE SIZE OF MY FINGERNAIL.”

- “IT’S AN INSECT Y/N.”

- “SO YOU’D LEAVE ME WITH THE FUCKING BUG SO YOU COULD GET AWAY FIRST-? 😭”

- “..well of course I would’ve sent someone back for you-“

- “SENT SOMEONE?!”

- see now ace is afraid of bugs too. But he’s not a selfish asshole like crocodile 💀 bro would at least try and protect you while screaming and sobbing

- you two were relaxing, snuggling together and watching the sun set on the deck of the Moby dick. It always never failed to amaze you with how many colors spread across the sky.

- ace absolutely adored these moments with you. It made him feel so- alive but also dead at the same time. Because how could one be this happy and in love with you?

- he looked down at you, and leaned down to press a kiss to the top of your head, and that’s when he saw… it

- cue the scream of a demon plus a kid who just saw a clown

- “WTF ACE WHAT?!”

- “BABE- DO NOT MOVE. THERE’S A BIGASS BUG ON YOUR HEAD.”

- “EXCUSE ME?!”

- ace grabbed his shoe in a panic, and aimed directly at your head. But since he was so afraid, he was closing his eyes.. as he was swinging to kill the bug.. and he ended up slapping the absolute shit out of you instead of the bug

- “Phew, think I got it- Y/N?! WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OK?!”

- “WDYM AM I OK YOU SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF ME-“

- “Sorry.. OH SHIT I MISSED-“

- “NONONONO ACE WAIT-“

- you got hit five times before he actually got it. 💀🫶 I hope your brain isn’t damaged 😭

- luffy was one of those kids who collected beetles and watched them fight each other like it was the most intense battle he’s ever seen 💀

- so of course he’s not afraid of them. Bro likes them so much that he doesn’t know if the one piece is better or if beetles are better 😭

- luffy was rambling to you about the various different types of beetles, and which ones were the strongest in fights. He was giving you the WHOLE lowdown, their stats, weaknesses, special skills, traits, etc. 💀 you were surprised luffy had this level of knowledge on- anything really

- “Yeah so the atlas beetle can DEFINITELY take down the rhino beetle because of its really tough shell and- OH MY GOD-“

- “Huh-?! What’s wrong?!”

- “OMG OMG Y/N YOU HAVE AN ATLAS BEETLE ON YOUR HEAD!”

- “Luffy you better be joking. Is it even April yet?”

- “Nono it’s right here see?”

- he pulled it off your head and put it in front of your face. The way you froze, and the way your heart stopped, dropped down to your feet, and then climbed back up 😭

- you couldn’t even scream, you just got up and hauled ass away from whatever that abomination of a creature was

- “Y/n where are you going?! I have to show you how it fights!”

- “I’M PERFECTLY FINE NOT SEEING THAT LUFFY-“

- “But y/n they really like you! You’ve got a rhino beetle on your back too!”

- “WHAT?!”

- you legit stopped, dropped, and rolled 💀💀💀 poor robin was watching the whole thing transpire from really far away so she couldn’t hear the context of what the hell was happening 😭

a/n - bro I missed writing these. I’m a bit rusty tho 😂

[ilwonuu]

maybe some more dom!han drabbles?.. love ur work btw >_<

of course thank you for ur request 🙃 thank you so much ur so sweet<3 i hope u enjoy!!!

✢ pairing- nonidol!jisung x fem reader, established relationship, dom!han x sub!reader

✢ warnings- semi public sex, dirty talk, slight oral (f receiving), unprotected sex(what can i say..), creampie, felix is a cutie, jeongin is sleepy, affection, lmk what else

✢ a/n- i had too much fun writing this…

you love dressing sexy for your boyfriend. the reason always being because you would end up under him. him fucking you roughly from behind.

the board game you were playing with your friends neglected quickly, the two you sneaking of for a quickie. your boyfriend’s idea but how would you say no.

“baby you’re being l-loud they’re gonna hear.” you just nod in response. your feel your boyfriend’s hand around your mouth gently. his thrusts getting more desperate.

“feel good baby?” he questions you even tho he knows you’re not gonna answer him. you start moving your hips back to match his thrusts but he stops his movements.

“hannie- p-please.” he shakes his head. “you want to use me? then do it baby. use my cock, yea just like that.” his hand starts on your hip to help your movements, you quickly start moving on your own against him.

he takes his hand off your waist, watching as you fall apart. “hannie- so big.” you look back at him as you watch his dick disappear inside you.

you moan loudly at the sight. making your boyfriend remember to quiet you down. “you want them to hear you? i said to be quiet didn’t i?” he stops your hips, as you feel him pull out of you.

“nononono-“ you mumble out as you feel him turn you over. “shhh baby i got you.” he turns you over so you are facing him. “need you- hannie pleas- o-oh.” you cry out his name as you feel him pushing into you again.

the new position making your squirm. your moans getting loud again. his hand is wrapping around your mouth again.

“you gotta- fuck you gotta be quiet baby. the walls are thin baby.” he says speeding up his hips. you clench around him causing him to let out a low grunt.

“shit- i’m coming baby.” you cum with him as you seem him start to pull out and move his head in between your legs.

“hannie what are you-“ he just shushes you and he eats his cum out of you. before coming back up to kiss you.

“we have to go back the board game, felix and jeongin have been waiting for a bit now.” the two of your rushing to put your clothes on.

going back to the living room you seem a sleeping jeongin and bored looking felix.

felix looks shocked with the two of your sudden appearance. “oh- uh you guys have been gone for a bit.” han nods sitting you in between him and felix.

“sorry about that lix.” you say with a soft smile. he just looks away from you.

hoping you won’t see the huge boner he got from listening to you two earlier. the nickname making him harder by the second.

“lets just continue the game.” he says with a blush. han just sits back with a smirk.

[equestriagirl16]

*MC from TWST and MC from Obey Me somehow meet in some crazy isekai situation*

TWST!MC: Gawd I’m just glad to meet someone else who understands the pain of dealing with emotionally constipated men possessing the power of gods.

OM!MC: Haha, preaching to the choir. Don’t worry though you’ll get used to it.

TWST!MC: *mumbling* Yeah if I don’t keel over first..

OM!MC: Hm?!

TWST!MC: N-Nothing! Anyway we should probably meet up with *group of choice* so we can figure this out.

OM!MC: Oh sure thing, I’ll just teleport us there real quick-

TWST!MC: Did you say teleport?

OM!MC: Oh yeah I know a few spells.

TWST!MC: *grabs them by the collar* YOU CAN USE MAGIC???!!!

OM!MC: W-Well yeah I’ve learned a thing or two from some good friends. Can’t you too? I thought you also had sorcerers in your world.

TWST!MC: *realizes they not only can’t use magic but the little amount they can use is with the sole help of their demon cat*

OM!MC: I’m sorry is this a problem?

TWST!MC: *backing off* O-Oh no nononono all fine and good, good and fine. I just think it’s cool how much magical prowess you seem to possess andimtotallynotjealousatall-ANYWAY we should get going!

OM!MC: Alright then. *casting the spell*

TWST!MC: *inside head* This is somehow the best yet worse day of my life.

[darksaiyangoku]

RWBY: Meeting the Brothers

Jaune: Okay Yang, welcome to maison de Arc. *opens door*

Yang: Woooooah! *smiles* Pretty fancy place! Almost gives Ice Queen a run for her money.

Jaune: Eh, it's nothing special.

Yang: Jaune, you have three full sets of armour standing in your living room, a pool table, massage chairs, a HUGE flatscreen TV and sculpture of a lion!

Jaune: Hehe, yeah. Dad always did go crazy with the decorations. Anyway, it's a good thing he and mom are away for the weekend. *grabs Yang and lifts her up*

Yang: *giggles* Jaune! When did you get so forward?

Jaune: What can I say? I had a very good teacher. *smirks*

Yang: Well then, how about I give you a Grade A kiss?

Jaune: Yes pleaee, Miss Xiao Long.

Jaune gently placed her down and Yang draped her arms across his shoulders. They leaned in closer, their lips about to touch.

Noir: Hey Jaune! You didn't tell me we were expecting company!

Blanc: Yeah! I would've been out of my PJs!

Yang: Hm? Wha? *looks up* Oh hello there.

Blanc/Noir: Hi. *wave hands*

Jaune: Hey! Weren't you two supposed to be babysitting Adrien over in Argus?

Noir: *walks down* That was the plan, but Saphron and Terra ended up cancelling.

Blanc: *follows him* And we had nothing else to do, so we figured we'd crash here.

Jaune: But why tonight?! You knew I was bringing Yang over.

Yang: Jaune, relax. I don't mind. *turns to Noir and Blanc* So, who are you two lovely gentlemen?

Noir: Jaune's younger, and much cuter, brothers. Noir Arc. *bows*

Blanc: Blanc Arc. *kisses Yang's hand*

Yang: Awww. *chuckles*

Jaune: Oh for the love of-

Yang: The name's Yang. Yang Xiao Long.

Noir: It's nice to finally meet you. Jaune talks about you all the time.

Yang: Oh? *turns and smiles* Does he now?

Jaune: *blushes* Nononono. O-Of course I don't.

Blanc: Sure he does. We've heard a lot about what you get up to during missions. Kicking butts of bad guys, saving people from Grimm You're amazing!

Noir: Not to mention beautiful. Jaune really does have excellent taste.

Jaune: Noir!

Yang: Can't argue with that.

Jaune: Yang, don't encourage them.

Yang: Come on, they're just being nice. Are you really afraid of your younger brothers?

Jaune: N-No.

Blanc: Say Yang, if you ever get tired of Jaune, how about Noir and I go out with you? *smirks*

Noir: We'll pull out all the stops. A nice restaurant, a walk in the park, martial arts torunament, hot, sunny beach-

Jaune: Okay, time for bed. *lifts them up*

Blanc: Aw what?!

Noir: Not cool!

Jaune: You two must very tired. You deserve a nice, long rest.

Noir: We're not kids anymore! Come on!

Blanc: It's only 9:00PM!

Yang: Night boys.

Blanc: Night beautiful.

Noir: Call us!

Jaune: Grrrrr!

Yang: *laughing*

[rocksanddeadflowers]

I have no excuse for my behavior making this post except I can't stop thinking about it

Raphaella: Hey do you guys wanna get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T

Ivy: Yeah dude I need me a T-R-E-A-T

Marius: Whatcha guys talkin about?

Lyfrassir: Yeah why did you guys just spell dess-

Raphaella: NONONONO SSSSSHHHHH

Ivy: SHUT UP DON'T SAY IT

Lyfrassir: ......why?

Ivy: Oh god how do we tell you this

Raphaella: Marius...... Can't spell.

Lyfrassir: ................what.

Ivy: He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Lyfrassir: He's a grown man, he can't handle hearing the word treat?

Marius: Treat? :)

Raphaella: No treat.

Marius: Treat? :)

Raphaella: No treat.

Marius: Treat? :)

Raphaella: No treat.

Marius: Aaawwww :(

Lyfrassir: Okay what the Hel is happening

Raphaella: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T

Marius: Whatcha talkin about?

Raphaella: Taxes.

Marius: Aw shucks.

Lyfrassir: What? So you guys just treat-

Marius: Treat? :)

Lyfrassir: -him like a toddler?

Ivy: No treat.

Marius: Treat? :)

Ivy: No treat.

Marius: Treat? :)

Ivy: No treat.

Marius: aaaaawwwwww :(

Ivy: Dude you gotta spell if you're talking about F-O-O-D.

Lyfrassir: Okay.... So are we getting an S-N-A-C-K?

Marius: Snack? :)

Ivy: Oh come on.

Raphaella: Dude really?

Lyfrassir: Oh come on! I spelled it!

Ivy: Well he knows how to spell snack!

Lyfrassir: So he can spell snack but not treat?

Marius: Treat? :)

Lyfrassir: No treat!

Marius: Treat? :)

Lyfrassir: No treat!

Marius: Treat? :)

Lyfrassir: No treat!

Marius: God damnit! >:(

Raphaella: Okay he's getting fussy... Time for an N-A-P.

Marius: Yeah :)

Lyfrassir: What does N-A-P spell?

Marius: Party! :)

[sug4r-sp1c3]

BHA Kiri, Bakugo, Todaroki, Denki, and Shinso with a very affectionate s/o that always worries about them and their health?

Got you!

TW!: fluffy , ejehm swearing(COF COF KATSUKI COF COF), slightly mention of blood

since i'm a idiot with the part of very affectionate my stupid brain said "cuddles, kisses and fluff got it"

Pink/Purple text = little notes of me

Kirishima, Katsuki, Todoroki, Denki and Shinso with an affectionate S/O!

Kirishima

he LOVES you completely

Yes, sometimes it feels like it's not very "manly" of him when he feels like he doesn't care enough for you.

but your touch always calms him down and he always tries to reward you

He loves how sometimes even if he only has a scratch on his fist you are there

Did I mention that this man LOVES affection?

No? oh well i already did

Cuddling sessions that last longer than expected.

He loves anything either; a little peck on the cheek, a runaway hug, a bear hug, or even make out sessions (not horny), or just the two of you cuddling.

he always giggles when you are just asking if he's okay after training

(i think that he sometimes hurts himself just to see you worried and asking about how he did it...just sayin')

he loves to show you off [did i wrote it good? i needed to use the translator, my english is kinda bad rn]

not like "hey i have this cute asf S/o that cares about me..fuck off"

nononono

more like he likes to show the rest of ppl that he haves a partner that cares about them, even if some people think its adorable and it is

Katsuki

he says it's stupid

Says it is, but everyone knows it's not true

at first he will only grunt or mumble something

but come on, deep, deep down, he adores it

he likes the warm of you just hugging with him or

and he worries if he doesn't see you after he trains, you're not there

or when he goes back to his bedroom or even in the hallways, if you are not there to hug him or give him a kiss or hug good morning

sooner or later he will ask you if there is something wrong or he will start them,

now, with you worrying about his health, he also says it's stupid

but he doesn't complain when you clean his wounds or examine his body looking for a bruise or something that happened to him while training

he secretly adores them

But he'll take that to the grave.

It will only growl if you put something on it

"Fuck it i didn't need that on- CAN YOU WARN BEFORE YOU PUT THAT ON THE CUT?! IT FUCKING BURNS"

Todoroki

He would be the most- he is more like ignorant

the poor guy burned half his face- c'mon

He sometimes just stands there frozen

When he sees you come with things like disinfectants or Band-Aids after he's out of training, he feels flattered, like he doesn't deserve you.

and lets you know when the two of you are snuggling.

but he only murmurs it when you are half asleep or asleep

When you suddenly hug him, he just freezes for a few seconds, but then hugs you back with a tiny, micro-smile that only you can see.

the private a softens completely, you have it like putty in your hands,

and probably fell asleep there

He won't complain when you put the disinfectant on him

He'll just hiss(? once in a while, if the disinfectant seeps into the cut.

and when you're done, he'll give you a little smile and probably kiss your forehead or your temple

He values ​​you so much that he would literally defend you with his life.

"Thank you [N/N]...i don't..really deserve you...i..love you"

Denki

Where do I begin-

this man just like kiri LOVES YOU

always after you finish healing him or when you finish giving him a little kiss or hug, he will put his hand on his heart dramatically and his hand on his forehead and say something stupid like

"Your love is so cute and lethal that I don't deserve it- My heeeeaaaart"

He will start hugging competitions.

Do you think you hugged him the longest? oohohoho wait until school is over this man will kill you (not literally obvious) with his hugs

do you think you kissed him more times? hA, he will shower you with kisses, he doesn't care if they look at him strangely, actually, he likes to be looked at

and speaking about that…

He likes people to see how his partner cares about him.

As always after he finishes training and sees you there, his idiot grin will grow bigger and he'll just grin like an idiot while you lecture him or something.

At the end of this I would just kiss your forehead and say "I don't deserve you" or "I love you [N/N]"

take it or leave it

he likes to start the kisses, and if he doesn't he tells to himself that he will do it at the next day.

i feel like he would even grab your cheeks just to be him the first one or the one that started the kiss

"No i kissed you first!- WAIT IT STILL HURTSSS [N/N]-"

Shinso

he's like a combination of katsuki and shoto

or well..kinda

He's confused...for saying it in..some way

he can control people and basically make them do the hell he wants..

but in the tiny case that he gets hurt ir injured

he doesn't process all until you both are cuddling and he haves bandages in the cuts..

but all thequestions go when he realizes that you both are cuddling

being honest i see him be like that kid that acts like don't likes PDA when he loves it

"people are watching us [N/N]...hey why did you stop??"

like katsuki, he probably gets used to random hugs or kisses in the morning

and when you don't give them, he starts to worry

but like..too much

and he probably will start the kisses , hugs, etc..

I SAID PROBABLY

[this isn't mine! it was made by fnafhs-aesthetics ! if you are a fan of FHS and want a banner or an icon go and check their profile!]

hey! sorry if i taked to long!

but here it is anon!

[ren-054]

I have a few old self-insert dca fanfic excerpts (part of a larger story in my brain) I come back to from time to time to edit and I thought I could share one of them with anyone interested

Look if you want! I like it but it’s also heavily self indulgent and im going to try and not edit it too much to retain the initial feel I wanted from it

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Basic premise: Y/N came to the Pizzaplex with their friends and wandered off into the daycare while no one was there and (due to their smaller than average size) was briefly confused for a lost child by the Daycare Attendant and stuff happens

In this case, Y/N is just about to leave when the lights go out and has a bit of an anxious breakdown (also they’ve already met and introduced themselves to Moon)

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Whoops

(that’s just what it’s called in my notes don’t ask)

A waning noise blared throughout the daycare, and I froze as my vision appeared to dim. No, that couldn’t be… Was this a power outage?

“Shit.” Before I knew it, I was back in the dark. I tried pushing on the doors to the exit, but they refused to move. I was locked in. There was screaming from outside the daycare. The entire plaza must’ve gone out.

Well, at least I’m in here, so I don’t have to deal with all that chaos. I hope the guys were alright, though…

“WhAT?!” I heard Sun shriek, causing me to jump. “No.. Nononono!! It’s opening hours! The power shouldn’t be going out like this now!! I-I’m not ready to—”

He sounded like he was on the verge of laughing and crying. Sun was panicking. Why was he panicking?

“Sun?” I called into the dark. “Sun, are you alright? What’s happening?”

“I, I don’t know, star!! Hahahaha!” The attendant crackled back. “Jus-Just don’t come any closer!”

I don’t think I could’ve gotten closer if I tried. My feet felt like they weighed thirty tons. I was paralyzed. People were still screaming. I couldn’t see. The only other individual in here with me was acting strange, and I couldn’t see where he was. The doors were locked. What was going on? It was just a power outage right? Why did everyone have to be screaming?

Somewhere in the daycare, I could hear Sun muttering to himself. He sounded like he was in pain, his voice box sending out garbled static between utterances, as if gasping for air. I couldn’t move. My breaths became deliberate since it felt like my lungs wouldn’t operate otherwise.

I… was scared.

Come on, Y/N, you know the drill. Let’s just lie on the ground for a second and take some time to calm down. It’s just a power outage. The staff should have it back on in no time.

I slowly lowered to the ground until I was lying on my side. I curled my legs in for the added warmth and got my head comfortable on the matted floor. Just deep breaths… Take deep breaths..

In… Out… In.. O-Out…

A deep chuckle caused my breath to hitch. “Y/N~ I know you’re not asleep~”

Oh… Oh no..

I opened my mouth to say something, to let Moon know I wasn’t trying to pretend to sleep, but no words came out. My throat only allowed a whimper to escape before I quickly cut it off, throwing a hand over my mouth. Fuck.

There was a light rhythmic clanking of metal, deliberate and slow, in tandem with the sound of bells, growing louder with each step. I couldn’t help but stiffen when my periphery began to glow scarlet, telling me the light was aimed straight at my back. He was right there. I’ve already met him, already knew what he looked like, but right now… Right now just wasn’t the time.

Stubbornly, I swallowed my cries and blinked away the tears. I didn’t want to cry, really. My body just tended to react this way under stress. Sensation was beginning to fade in my hands and feet, creeping up my limbs. I felt cold…

There was a pause. He hadn’t moved. “…Y/N?”

I flinched, the sound of my name suddenly grating to the ears. My heart beat fast and loud, pounding in my chest, painfully. Static burned under my flesh. No, no, please don’t ask me anything. Don’t speak to me. I’m not here.

I could hear a slight shifting of fabric. He may have crouched down. “Hey… Starlight, what’s wrong?”

I remained still.

“Can you speak?” The question caught me off guard, but I nodded my head, letting him know I was listening. Normally, this kind of question would make me outrageously upset in a state like this, but the way he asked it didn’t feel condescending. It felt like he was actually asking, checking what he needed to know, like how something programmed to care for children would act.

“I’m going to pick you up off the floor. Is that alright?” I watched as the red light moved through the dark, becoming more concentrated. In my head, I could imagine Moon looming over me, reared up but steady, waiting. Weakly, I nodded my head, barely managing a whisper.

“Yeah… you can.”

My skin shuddered the moment Moon’s hands made contact, his touch icier than I remembered. He kept them there, however, resting along my waist and back as he waited for me to acclimate. When it appeared that my muscles had finally relaxed, Moon gently scooped me up, pressing me close to his chest.

As soon as he had a secure hold on me, the attendant’s body seemed to… buzz somewhere inside. I squirmed at the feeling, worried that it meant something wrong had happened, but then a warmth brushed over my head, stunning me—his hand.

“Shh, shh, starlight,” Moon purred, voice box crackling softly with white noise. “It’s okay. I’m just warming you up.”

Ah, so it was a feature. I let myself relax and snuggled closer to the animatronic’s chest plate, which now radiated a gentle heat. Seeming satisfied with my satisfaction, the attendant started moving us elsewhere, continuing to caress my head.

“Letting the lights shut off outside of nap time…” Moon muttered, or at least the imitative equivalent of it—a low, bit-crushed fizzle of sorts. “Witless staff, they should’ve gotten this under control by now.”

My breaths still shook a little when I exhaled, but at least I wasn’t on the floor now. The robot had a point, why haven’t they turned the power back on? It couldn’t have been a total outage, could it? No, those things don’t just happen. Could they?

Eventually, Moon stopped walking and sat down, pulling me onto his lap. Large, folded hands laid across my back in a loose embrace, the broad, gentle weight almost insistent that I stayed put—not that I planned on parting ways with this oversized heat pack any time soon. I found myself bathed red under a steady, luminous gaze, the light so saturated that it would be almost laughable to wonder what the animatronic was staring at. It was strangely not as unnerving as I expected.

When I rose to meet his eyes, the attendant swiftly dimmed them, making it easier to make out the rest of his face. I was met with a familiar wicked grin, forever fixed onto his faceplate.

“You’re very nice,” I said aloud, reaching up to touch his cheek in curiosity. The material was smooth and felt neither cold nor warm, likely a durable plastic cover of some kind—easy to clean and without the strong odor of metal. I wasn’t sure what I was expecting. His eyes pulsed.

“Ohhh?~ Is that so?~” he inquired, returning to his singsong-like cadence, sounding almost pleased. “Why thank you, little one~ You’re very kind, yourself.”

“…Where do you go when the lights come back on?” Moon seemed to pause at this, his natural, subtle idling coming to an immediate halt. “Sun seemed really upset when the lights suddenly went off. Maybe you’d know where he went.”

Silence. Moon adjusted me in his hold, coaxing my head back to his chest with a warm hand.

“…He is safe,” he answered curtly. “You have nothing to worry about.”

Without warning, several loud clunks resounded throughout the plaza—the sound of large ceiling lights turning back on. Moon’s arms tightened reflexively around me. A hiss of corrupted audio emitted from him as light suddenly filled the daycare, blinding us both.

Moon scoffed, his voice beginning to stutter and cut out randomly. “A-Al..waysszz the wo—orst ti, ti-timing…”

The attendant hastily took me off his lap and forced himself to stand up, hunching over as if in pain. Harsh pulses of static imitated labored breaths. He looked down at me, practically rattling as he resisted whatever was overtaking him. I could only stare back helplessly.

“IIII—It seems.. that s—sSSun… will be here soo—n, starlight,” Moon gritted. “Farewell…”

The attendant suddenly unfurled, back arching, hands clawing at his faceplate as he cried out in agony. The sounds of clicking and grinding of internal mechanisms filled the air. Moon’s nightcap inverted itself, flattening, as it got vacuumed back into a compartment inside his torso. The animatronic’s clothing rapidly shifted in color and pattern, like those heat-sensitive novelty pencils, dark blue with pale yellow stars melting into bright red and yellow stripes. All the while, his body shook in a seizure-like fashion—erratic tremors—as if his insides, themselves, were rearranging. The sight was equal parts disturbing and fascinating to witness.

Eventually, everything seemed to still. The attendant’s body moved as if heaving from nonexistent lungs, face still covered. The uncontrollable shaking stopped, but a faint whirring of motors had started. Familiar triangular flaps extended out from behind the robot’s faceplate, one after another until they circled his entire head. Each sun ray gently clicked itself into place before the motors went quiet. The attendant finally lowered his hands, revealing Sun.

I gaped, the realization already long soaked in. They lived in the same body.

Sun glanced over and noticed me still on the floor. “Y/N!” He cried, rushing to my side. Kneeling down, he quickly pulled me into a hug. “I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry! Are you alright?? I shouldn’t have left you like that alone in the dark, you must’ve been so scared! That was TERRIBLE of me, none of that should’ve happened—“

“I’m okay now, Sun, the power’s back on now,” I reassured him, returning the embrace. “I panicked a little at first, but Moon was there to help me.”

“Oh really? Well, that’s a relief!” Sun nuzzled the side of my head. “I was so scared that he would.. would…. would..”

… Would what?

“BUT I’m SUPER DUPER glad that DIDN’T happen!!!“ He quickly resumed, releasing me.

I chuckled nervously, mind still stuck on that incomplete thought. “Yeah, everything turned out fine!”

Just as I felt myself finally relaxing, I remembered what I was doing. “Oh shoot! I was on my way out!”

Sun gasped. “Oh!! Right right right! You gotta get going! Your parents must be worried sick!”

Oh yeah… My “parents”.

He ushered me back over to the large wood-façade doors and moved to push one open, which it thankfully did. I refused to look at him as I knew he was surveying for anyone who had arrived to come get me, only to find no one. Aside from the wandering S.T.A.F.F. bots, it was just as deserted as when I first got here.

“Where are your parents, friend?” I felt my face redden in shame. This was it…

“W-Well…” I started. “I actually have something to tell you, Sun.”

“Hm?” I stared down at my shoes.

“My parents weren’t actually going to come. I came here with friends. I’m not that old, but..” The next words stuck in my mouth. I gulped. “I… I’m still not legally a child.”

My eyes turned up to the attendant, his static smiling expression staring back at me. God, I must look pathetic. “I’m sorry I lied to you.”

Sun’s rays fluttered. “Oh, I already knew, silly!” He warbled. “In the visitor database! Your Daycare pass logged you in as an adult!”

I blanched, the animatronic’s cheery reply somehow deepening my shame more. This was somehow so much worse. “Th-Then why did you—“

“You looked like you needed a friend! I couldn’t just kick you out after seeing you wandering around all alone like that!” He gleefully explained.

The robot felt bad for me. Oh my god, I got pitied by a robot.

“Besides! You played along anyway! Like a game of pretend!” He looked away for a moment. “And… you were actually a lot of fun.”

I didn’t have any words. What was I supposed to say? How I was supposed to come back from being told I was pity-friended by a fucking children’s entertainment robot?

“It’s not every day I—we get to just have a conversation, or just some company, outside of the kids,” Sun admitted, his tone uncharacteristically reserved. “Moon, especially.”

Realizing the mood seemed to have shifted, I blinked. “Huh?”

The attendant’s rays quivered nervously. He released the door, playing with his hands. “I—I mean, you were fun to have around! We didn’t mind t-taking care of someone older! I-It felt refreshing! Yeah! You took time with your words and you never made a mess and you were always super polite, you were as sweet as any other good child! N-NOT THAT YOU’RE A CHILD!!”

Large, panicky hands waved wildly in my face. I recoiled, which the robot seemed to notice, leaning away. His head hung low in his hands, defeated.

“Ahhh, I don’t know what I’m trying to say anymoore!!” He whined. Were I not still grappling with my own thoughts, I would’ve better acknowledged that I haven’t seen Sun get worked up in such a human way before. He seemed genuinely flustered. It was… rather cute.

So… The robot doesn’t think I’m a lonely loser? Because he’s kind of a lonely loser as well?

I placed a consoling hand on the animatronic’s waist, seeing as I couldn’t reach any higher without looking stupid. “No, no, I get it. I had fun too.”

Sun lowered his hands at my words. “Really? You did??”

I nodded with a smile, feeling myself redden again. “Yeah. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind visiting again… if I was actually allowed back in here—“ Large hands seized me by the shoulders as Sun’s face swallowed up my field of view.

“Nonono, you’re allowed!!” he insisted, rays spinning. “You can come back any time! Any time at all!! You’ll always, always, always be welcome! You could even help out with the kids, if you’d like! Do you mind kids? You don’t have to if you don’t want to, it could be just the two of us again! I could let the staff know and—“

Listening to the attendant excitedly ramble away—so eager at the thought of spending more time with me—made something in my chest flutter. Feeling tickled, I let out a laugh, causing Sun to go quiet. He quickly straightened himself and went back to fidgeting with his hands, appearing somehow small despite towering over me.

“Is… Is that too silly of an idea?” He laughed back nervously.

“No, no, it’s not that,” I smiled, shaking my head. “I mean, it’d probably be a little weird for me to visit here so much…”

Sun visibly drooped.

“…but if there are any job openings, I have been looking for one! The plaza isn’t too far of a drive.” The speed at which Sun’s head snapped back up would’ve literally snapped any human neck under the same forces. I was torn between finding the reaction hilarious and a little worrying, had I been a few inches closer to his head.

“Y—You, you…” he stuttered, a faint buzzing noise coming from somewhere. “You mean…!!“

I could barely give him a nod before I was swept up in his arms, spinning around a few times. “YES YES YES, THIS IS THE BESTEST BEST DAY EVER!! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU—“

I threw my head back in laughter, endlessly tickled by his overflowing enthusiasm. After a few more spins, Sun raised me higher and nuzzled into my torso. I gasped at the unexpected warmth of his face. It didn’t burn, but I never remembered him running this hot before. Sun seemed to have heard me as he immediately pulled away.

“What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Did I hit something?” He did a quick—maybe literal— scan of my body.

“Nothing wrong, I was just surprised,” I told him, placing a hand on his cheek just to make sure I wasn’t just imagining things. I definitely wasn’t. “I know you’re the Sun and all, but… Were you always this warm?”

The heat under my hand almost seemed to intensify after I mentioned it.

“W-Warm, you say?” Sun repeated. As if on cue, the sound of vents seemed to whir louder somewhere within the animatronic’s body.

[tildeathiwillwrite]

Tag Game: Alpha-write

Thanks to @agirlandherquill for creating the tag game! And to @willtheweaver for the double tag.

Rules: for every letter of the alphabet, compose a sentence/short paragraph beginning with that letter

Tagging @fourwingedwriter @thewritingautisticat @rivenantiqnerd @pluttskutt @i-can-even-burn-salad

@aalinaaaaaa @elizaellwrites @annakayy and open tag! :D

This is long so I'll put it under the cut:

A: And of course, the plan didn't work.

B: "But---!" "Hush," he quietly put a finger over his lips. "Someone's coming."

C: Couldn't they just pretend that none of this was happening?

D: "Don't. Just don't."

E: Everyone fell silent at her words, processing the bombshell she had just dropped in their laps.

F: Four feet of distance. Four feet too much. Four feet too little.

G: "Get them."

H: How much longer must they wait to act? How much longer was too long? They had to act, or the enemy would.

I: "I..." he stammered, eyes wide, "I... I need a minute." "Of course."

J: "Just go. Please." And she did.

K: "Klutz," he muttered under his breath as he limped away from the offending piece of furniture.

L: Looking at the indicated object more closely did nothing to help her understanding. It was pretty? She couldn't guess why it was so important.

M: "My, my... how interesting."

N: No. Nononono. Anything but that.

O: "Oh fuck this shit."

P: "Please... please stop...."

Q: Quaint. That was the only word he could think to describe it.

R: "Run. Run far, far away and never come back."

S: Seating herself on the ground, she leaned back against the wall and closed her eyes, breathing deeply.

T: The cloaked figure stood at the edge of the darkness, unmoving. He couldn't see their face, but he knew they were watching him. Waiting.

U: Underwater. Of course it would be underwater. Typical.

V: "Valuable. Very valuable indeed." "That's not helpful." "I never said it was."

W: "Well... shit."

X: "Xeroradio-what now?" (xeroradiography)

Y: "You know exactly what I'm talking about." "Yeah and I wish I fucking didn't."

Z: Zinc alloy. It couldn't be anything else.

[rootbeergoddess]

Barnaby: Hey, do you guys want to go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T? Howdy: Yes, I need me a T-R-E-A-T. Wally: Watcha guys talking about? Frank: Yes, why'd you two just spell dess- Barnaby: Nononono Howdy: Shut up, don't say it. Frank: Um, why? Sally: Oh dear, how do we tell you this? Wallaford can't spell. Frank: *stares at Wally* What? Sally: He can't spell! So when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited. Frank: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word 'treat'? Wally: *excited* TREAT? Barnaby: No treat. Wally: TREAT? Barnaby: No treat. Wally: *dejectedly* Aw. Frank: Okay, what is happening. Barnaby: We told, he gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T. Wally: Watcha talking about? Howdy: Taxes. Wally: Aw shucks. Frank: So what you just treat him like a toddler? Wally: *excited* TREAT? Howdy: No treat! Wally: TREAT? Howdy: No treat! Wally: TREAT? Howdy: No Treat! Wally: *even more dejected* Awwwww Sally: Frank, you must spell the word if you're talking about F-O-O-D. Frank: Okay, so are we getting a S-N-A-C-K? Wally: *excited* SNACK? Barnaby: Oh come on! Howdy: Geeze louise. Sally: Oh really, Frank? Frank: Oh come on, I spelled it! Wally: Well, he knows how to spell snack. Frank: So he can spell snack, but he can't spell treat? Wally: *excited* TREAT? Frank: No treat! Wally: TREAT? Frank: No treat!! Wally: TREAT!? Frank: NO TREAT! Wally: *frustrated* GOD DAMNIT Barnaby: Alright, he's getting fussy. It's time for an N-A-P. Wally: *happy again* Yeah! Frank: What does N-A-P spell? Wally: Party.

[h0bg0blin-meat]

*4 of the Chiranjeevis (Kripa, Hanuman, Ashwatthama and Vibhishan) are just chilling at the bank of a river after a long day's work in their modern-life jobs.*

Kripa: Hey you guys wanna get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

Hanuman: Yeah dude I need me a T-R-E-A-T.

Ashwatthama: Whatcha guys talking about?😊

Vibhishan: *confused* Yeah why did you guys just spell dess-

Kripa: NONONONO SHH-

Hanuman: Shut up, don't say it!

Vibhishan: ...uh... why..?

Hanuman: Oh man how do we tell you this...

Kripa: Ash........ can't spell......

Vibhishan: ...

Vibhishan: What????

Hanuman: He can't spell so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Vibhishan: He's a grown man, he can't handle hearing the word 'treat'?-

Ashawatthama: TREAT?-

Kripa: NO TREAT!-

Ashwatthama: TREAT?-

Kripa: NO TREAT!-

Ashwatthama: TREAT?-

Kripa: NO TREAT!-

Ashwatthama: Awww😔😔

Vibhishan: ..........Okay what is happening??

Kripa: We told you he gets excited when he hears the word T-R-E-A-T!

Ashwatthama: Whatcha talkin about?😊

Hanuman: Taxes.

Ashwatthama: Aww shucks😗

Vibhishan: What so you guys just treat him like a toddler?-

Ashwatthama: TREAT?-

Hanuman: NO TREAT!-

Ashwatthama: TREAT?-

Hanuman: NO TREAT!-

Ashwatthama: TREAT?-

Hanuman: NO TREAT!-

Ashwatthama: Awww😞😞

Hanuman: *sighs* Dude you gotta SPELL if you're talking about F-O-O-D.

Vibhishan: Okay..so... Are we getting an.. S-N-A-C-K?-

Ashwatthama: SNACK?-

Hanuman: Oh COME ON!-

Kripa: Dude, REALLY??-

Vibhishan: OH COME ON I SPELLED IT!

Hanuman: Well he knows how to spell SNACK!

Vibhishan: So he can spell SNACK but he can't spell TREAT??-

Ashwatthama: TREAT?-

Vibhishan: NO TREAT!!-

Ashwatthama: TREAT??-

Vibhishan: NO TREAT!!-

Ashwatthama: TREAT???-

Vibhishan: NO TREAT!!!-

Ashwatthama: GOD DAMMIT!

Hanuman: No I won't.

Ashwatthama: ....Wha-ohhhhh.

Kripa: Okay he's getting fussy it's time for an N-A-P.

Ashwatthama: Yeaaaaahhh😙

Vibhishan: *interrogatively with a passive aggressive face* What does N-A-P spell, Ash?

Ashwatthama: ...Party?😗

[ask-order-subspace]

//idk what happened the text is being annoying so after the incoming message thing start from the bottom of the post//

[there's an incoming message! and whoever's on the other line seems to be saying things a bit hastily...]

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@betabiograft33

(Ping!! He’s.. not exactly in the mood for messages but he….. wait… he.. he knows them. It was hard to read it at first but he eventually got it….)

(…. oh….)

B-B33??? W-wait n-NO NONONONO DONT SAY THAT WAIT IM SORRY-

(How could he have been so blind?? He was so caught up in what was happening with one of his other kids he never checked in on the first one he interacted with on here!! Why didn’t he do so sooner????)

(The cracks began to worsen.)

I’m sorry…. I’m sorry I’m sorry imsorryimsorryimsorry-

(why didn’t do anything about this when he had the chance?? God he’s so…fucking…STUPID!!!)

(His robot arm starts to crack apart as well.)

please…

(Oh look.. he’s crying again..)

(he doesn't notice how his tears have started to look.. different… nor notice the cracks forming on him..)

[toastybugguy]

i cannot ask this ina way tht does not sound accusatory or sounds like i ship it but what r your opinions on stydia as a whole????

oh god…. I’m not sorry to all the stydias out there but I… hate it. SO much. O|￣|_

STYDIA LIKERS PLS TAP OUT NOW rant incoming

I’ve GOT to gripe, but like. Let me just say. Stiles and Lydia as bi/pan solidarity best friends is my EEEEVERYTHINGGG. There’s some moments between them that I SOOO love, except it’s only the platonic ones (n if you’re me, you’re reading intended-to-be-romantic scenes as platonic on purpose bc hey you’re allowed to care for someone’s safety and well-being in a FRIEND way OKAY). I need them 2 be bitchy best friends so much, that’s my lifeblood.

But romantic stydia…. SO truly bad. I hate the early 2000s-2010s trend of “guy being straight up creepy and obsessed is an endearing trait” thing they use to introduce it. Then stydia didn’t even exist after like, season 3a, but all of a sudden they NEED it to be the center of season 6a so they bring it back in a WHIRLWIND. Stiles saying “remember I love you” kills me bc like. Brother you have been dating Malia. You fully were not even interested in Lydia anymore I HHSGHSGGGj. They had to REAAALLY force that one convo in 5a (?) where Scott, Kira, Lydia and Stiles go to Eichen and Scott and Kira basically exposition at each other about how they’re soooo good together (what. why. where is this coming from. show me your proof Scott. SHOW ME YOUR PROOF!!)

Not to mention it undermines the other relationships so much bc hello? Out of Scott, Malia, and Lydia, Lydia is the LAST person that would be likely to bring Stiles back. They absolutely had the weakest connection out of everyone there. Also the panic-attack-stydia-kiss— NOOOOO nononono. BAD SO BAD. I FHJSHJFUckin digress.

I’ve said this before but I reaaaally really hate how Lydia’s arcs are often completely thrown out when love interests are introduced, and that still definitely happens with Stiles. Suddenly in 6a her entire character revolves around him and how much she loves him and needs him and Totally Has The Whole Time !! HHHHUH ?? Because MEANWHILE we’ve had a big arc about Lydia coming into her own and realizing her powers and that pretty much grinds to a halt once stydia starts trying to be canon.

Not to mention the fact that you get about 5 seconds of stydia being canon on-screen before it becomes irrelevant again, so whYYY did we do this in the first place ??? I’MMHDJGHJ

I may or may not make a more comprehensive version of this post at some point in the future, I’m not sure, cos this is just me off the cuff spouting my issues with it. Not as well articulated as I’d generally like. BUT. yea. I am a hater. my overall reaction to stydia is EUGH AUGH… ECK…. BAD……..

Anyway. Platonic best friend stydia is REAL in my HEART!! 🫶🫶

[lemonmatronics]

Bluster: Hey, you guys wanna go get some d-e-s-s-e-r-t

Rob: Oh yeah, I could use a t-r-e-a-t

Plunk: Whatcha guys talkin’ about :3

Malcom: Yeah why did you guys just spell dess-??

Bluster: SHHHH

Rob: Nononono don’t say it!!

Malcom: Why?????

Bluster: Oh lining how do we say this?

Rob: Plunk…can’t spell

Malcom: …What??

Bluster: He can’t spell, so when we talk about something he wants we spell it out so he doesn’t get too excited

Malcom: He’s a grown man he can’t handle hearing the word treat?

Plunk: Treat!?

Bluster: No treat!

Plunk: Treat!?

Bluster: No treat!

Plunk: Treat!?

Bluster: No treat!

Plunk: Awww…

Malcom: Okay what is happening

Rob: We told you! He gets excited when he hears the word t-r-e-a-t

Plunk: Whatcha talkin’ about :3

Rob: Taxes.

Plunk: Aww shucks

Malcom: What do you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Plunk: Treat!?

Rob: No treat!

Plunk: Treat!?

Rob: No treat!

Plunk: Treat!?

Rob: No treat!

Plunk: Awww…

Bluster: Dude, you’ve gotta spell if you’re talking about f-o-o-d

Malcom: Okay, so. Are we getting an..s-n-a-c-k?

Plunk: SNACK!?

Bluster: Aw come on man!

Rob: Really!?

Malcom: Oh come on I spelled it!

Bluster: Well he can spell snack!

Malcom: So he can spell snack but not treat!?

Plunk: Treat!?

Malcom: NO TREAT.

Plunk: Treat!?

Malcom: NO TREAT.

Plunk: Treat!?

Malcom: NO TREAT.

Plunk: GOD DAMNIT