#oh my god the shit we put derek through

[anonbinaryweirdo]

nO therir friendship was EVERYTHING TO ME

Alexandra and Derek they are THE friendship EVER

this might be a really old screenshot but it's so dear to me💔

that being said, it's really outdated and the features are NOT canon to present timeline (staring at that horrific tail)

[hedwig221b]

WIP Wednesday

It's Thursday already but who cares lol

Tagged by @dear-massacre hey queen ✨

I've been consumed by my Predators fic. I'm on the verge of writing the climax - the scene I've been twirling in my mind since like August. I'm vibrating. Anyway, here's some miscommunication angst.

💔

Derek wasn’t sleeping, not like Stiles hoped.

“Stiles…”

“No.” Stiles marched to the nightstand under Derek’s intense gaze, plopped on the table, and unzipped the first aid kit that he had brought with him.

“We need to talk.”

“Derek.” Stiles looked at him with pleading eyes. “It’s late. I had a shit day — I’ve been shot at for fuck’s sake. Can we please talk it out tomorrow? You can scream and scold me for as long as you like but… tomorrow, okay?”

“I wasn’t gonna scream at you.”

“Great.”

“I’m not going to.”

“Excellent.” Stiles ripped the new set of bandages out of the kit. “Give me your hands.”

“I cleaned them already.” Derek showed him the freshly bandaged hands.

Oh.

Stiles’ shoulders sagged, as he breathed out. “Okay.” He swallowed. “Is it bad?”

Derek’s gaze had yet to move from Stiles’ defeated figure. He looked just as tired as Stiles felt, if not even more.

“It’s fine.”

Stiles hesitated. “You did a number on him…” Did Derek disinfect his cuts? Did he break any bones? What if his skin was badly split? What if Derek got an infection — god, humans were so fragile!

“I’m okay, Stiles,” said Derek.

Shut the fuck up, you clingy weirdo, that’s what he meant.

Stiles couldn’t cry. That would be just another fucking humiliation on top of all others.

Instead, he nodded, zipped the kit, and put it behind himself on the table. Without meeting Derek’s gaze — if the man even cared to look at him — Stiles turned off the main light and went to his side of the bed.

“Stiles?”

“Mm?” He put his phone on the nightstand and turned off the light on his side.

“Come here.”

Stiles stopped with one knee on the bed and threw a confused glance at Derek.

He looked beautiful even with the dim light hiding his tired features; the tantalizing silhouette of his strong shoulders stood out sharply against the glow.

“You want to have sex?” Stiles asked, hesitating.

It seemed like he said something wrong because Derek’s face closed off immediately. Still, a wisp of some raw feeling managed to slip through.

“No,” he muttered, looking away.

Stiles should’ve expected a “no”, should’ve been prepared for it, yet hearing it right now hurt so fucking much, like someone was tearing his heart fiber by fiber.

No.

No need for his comfort or his offers of care. Derek didn’t even need his body anymore.

Stiles nodded and got under the covers with his back turned to Derek. He didn’t close his eyes, not until Derek moved. After a few minutes of dense silence, Derek turned off the light and lay down as well.

Stiles was surprised, however, when an arm slithered around his waist and settled on his stomach.

He didn’t understand. Why was Derek getting close? Did he really have to press his body to Stiles like that—

“You know you’re here not just for sex, right?”

No, Derek keeping him for sex would’ve been too easy. The problem wasn’t the sex, it was the lack of fucking consent.

What Derek probably didn’t understand was that Stiles would’ve stayed with him on any conditions — as a friend, a roommate, or a sex toy — if only they came from Derek himself.

“I know,” he said, closing his hand over Derek’s. “I understand. Let’s sleep.”

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[manheeiim]

chapter eight: derek anderson

-- a ghostly love masterlist

I walked through the halls with Wally the next day. I was just looking around, people watching really, when I noticed someone that I wished I hadn’t noticed. His name was Derek Anderson. He was on the football team. When I was still alive, he had constantly, and I mean constantly, bothered me. In the hall, he always had some type of comment to make either negative or extremely vulgar and sexual. 

I let out a sigh after seeing him, at least he couldn’t bother me anymore now that I was dead.

Wally looked where I was looking, “What?” He said, noticing me staring with a scowl on my face.

“Nothing. It’s nothing.” I told him. “Nah, tell me.” He said.

“Fine.” I shrugged. “That guy, in the varsity jacket, is the biggest asshole ever.” I told Wally.

“What’d he do? He bothered you?” Wally asked, looking at me.

“Constantly.” I responded. “He was just a dick in general but, especially towards me for some reason.” I told him.

Wally looked at Derek, giving him a dirty look. I put my hand on Wally’s arm, “Whatever. I’ll just do my best to ignore him.” I said as I walked past him, bringing Wally with me.

<3

“Wally, what are you doing?” I asked. The next day, I’d found Wally standing right in front of Derek, giving him a dirty look as he looked at him, internally judging him.

Wally looked over at me, “Judging this motherfucker.” He told me. Okay, so nevermind. He was now externally judging Derek.

I sighed, “Wally, it’s fine. Really. It is what it is. I can’t change how he acted towards me nor can I change how he acts towards others.” I told Wally. 

Wally stepped back from Derek, “If I was alive, I’d beat the shit out of him.” Wally said.

“Wally!” I say. “You- It’s fine. Even if you were alive, I wouldn’t want you to fight him.” I told Wally.

“Well, I’m sorry.” Wally told me. “I just.. this guy…” He trailed off. “I don’t like the thought of him doing that to my girl.” He said.

“Your girl?” I repeated.

“My girl.” Wally confidently said back.

“I’m not your girl.” I told him. And yeah, maybe we weren’t dating and maybe we’ve really done nothing romantic but we both knew that I belonged to him. Whether I liked it or not. 

“Maybe not officially but… I know when someone’s my girl, and you’re my girl.” Wally said, putting his hand on the small of my back and leading me away from Derek.

“Oh, really? You do?” I asked.

“Yeah, especially when it comes to you.” Wally told me.

I rolled my eyes as we continued walking, his hand still on my back.

<3

We were all gathered in the gymnasium, watching the movie that was being projected onto the wall. Wally was on one side of the couch and I was on the other, my legs draped over his legs that were laying on the couch. He had a pillow on his lap, his arm resting on it, while the other was on the armrest as he ate from the bowl of popcorn. We ended up going with a movie that Charley wanted and Wally actually wasn’t complaining. 

I looked over at Wally and saw that he was crying. The movie was kind of emotional, I couldn’t lie but I didn’t think he’d cry.

“This movie is so much better than Rudy.” He said to himself.

I smiled, shutting my eyes as I held back a laugh. I put my hand over my mouth and nose, trying my best to hold my laughter in. When I heard a sniffle come from Wally, I let out a stifled laugh. I covered my mouth and looked away.

Wally moved his legs off of the couch and next thing I knew, he had scooted right next to me. He spread his legs a tiny bit as he looked at my face.

“Are you laughing at me right now?” He asked in a flirty tone.

“No.” I said, still not looking at him.

“God, you’re so mean.” He jokingly said.

“I’m sorry.” I said with a smile as I looked over at him.

He didn’t say anything, he just smiled before putting his arm over and around my shoulder, pulling me against him a little as he continued watching the movie. I was stiff for a few moments before I finally let up, untensing my shoulders and letting my head lean against his shoulder. This was nice.

[the-haunted-office]

Memories of Sorrow: Milo and Doom. (Since he's acting/acted so much like she used to, I bet he's gonna be reminded of himself in some way he's not expecting)(also doing him because I always do Rourke)

Send “Memories of Sorrow” to see a painful and tragic memory of My Muse..

Doom's had about enough of Milo's bullshit. Sure, he's going around doing pretty much the same destructive shit that she does from time to time, but the difference is, she's allowed to do that, not him. The area outside of the Office is her territory, not his, and she didn't give him permission to fuck it all up. Plus, he's acting like an asshole, and for what? For what? Because Rourke broke up with him? Or because he broke up with Rourke? Or what? Doom doesn't even have a clue anymore. All she knows is that this is all stupid and she's fed up with it.

"You better cut your shit right now, Milo, before I shove one of my boots up your ass!" she warns, and when it looks like he's not going to listen to her, she growls and reaches out to physically stop him from setting fire to pile of tires that's sitting there. She doesn't care if it's just a pile of tires. That's her pile of tires, god damn it, and he is not gonna set it on fire!

She was expecting her strong grip on his arm to get him to cry out in pain and drop to the ground at her mercy, because she did grab him rather hard.

What she wasn't expecting was to suddenly feel him steal inside her head. Only for a moment or two, even though that's only on the outside. On the inside, the sensation lasts much longer - several minutes, at least - although this duration, she isn't aware of. It's only the few seconds feeling his consciousness slip into her own that she is aware of, and that's disconcerting enough.

What Milo experiences, as he finds himself falling into her memories, is wading through a bunch of piles of trauma lying haphazardly about. It's mixed in with not trauma, but it's not like she can help it, it's terribly difficult to tell the different between trauma and not trauma until she gets up close and tries to sort through it all.

Suddenly he finds himself falling into one of these piles and when he comes back up he can hear a phone ringing. A mobile phone, from the sound of it, because it's not a landline ringtone, it's a cartoony kind of ringtone.

He answers it, but it's not his voice. It's Doomsday's, and it sounds a little different. Lighter, although nervous. "Hello?"

The voice on the other end sounds like it belongs to a man. "Charlotte, it's me, Derek. Sorry, it's been a while."

"Oh, hey, yeah, Derek. What's up? How's it going?" Milo/Charlotte/Doomsday says, and there's a creak as he leans back in the chair he's sitting in.

A slight pause, signaling something awkward to come. Or perhaps bad. "Well. You remember Sherry?" he says, ignoring the greetings.

"...Yeah," Milo/Charlotte/Doomsday says, confused a more than a little put off by the tone of the conversation and the direction it's heading.

Another pause, this one longer by several seconds.

Milo/Charlotte/Doomsday prompts him. "Derek?"

"Sorry, I'm- I'm sorry- She died... Charlotte," he finally says, quietly.

The response is immediately, and while Milo is in Charlotte/Doomsday's body, he can feel her chest tightening, although she is doing her best to keep herself from breaking down. "What? What happened?" she asks in a breathless gasp.

Derek lets out a hard sigh. He's obviously been affected by this too. "I was told it was an accidental overdose of Tylenol. I- That's all I know. You know she was in rehab, don't you?"

"I do. Yeah. I saw on her Facebook. Something about... I don't know, her having just gotten out in November? She was in for six weeks? Something like that?"

"Yeah, she was doing well. Really well. So I don't- I'm sorry, I don't know anything else, but I wanted to call you and tell you in person before you saw it anywhere else."

"I- No- Yeah, no, I mean, we hadn't- talked in, gosh, I don't know, years- I mean, she sent me a message on Facebook just like... I don't know, it was maybe earlier this year? Eight months ago? But I didn't-... I guess I thought everything was okay. I had no idea-"

"Yeah," Derek says with another hard sigh. "I know."

"Okay," Milo/Charlotte/Doomsday says, because there really isn't anything else to say. "I guess- I mean, do you know when the... when the services-"

"Not yet, but I'll keep you in the loop, okay? I'll tag you in the group thing on Facebook once it's all set up," Derek says.

"Okay. Yeah. Thank you."

"Sure. Nice talking to you again, Charlie, although... you know."

"Right, yeah, same."

"Talk to you later."

"Yeah. Later."

Milo/Charlotte/Doomsday hangs up the mobile phone, closes it, and just stares it for several long, quiet seconds, numbly. Cold. Shocked. Head empty. There should be emotions there. Sadness. Grief. Something. But Milo isn't feeling anything. Just the shock. Just the thought that, his best friend just died, his best friend who he grew up with, whom he has known for over half of his life, just died, and he... can't... feel......... anything......

And then the memory starts to fade away, bleeding as it does, and Milo starts to slip out of it, and as he slips through the cracks, all the pain cuts him on his way out, unexpected pain, grief, sorrow, despair, but along with it there's anger, hatred, rage, fear, resentment-

Milo is deposited back into his own body, and Doom pulls her hand away from him so fast it's like she's been burned. She stares at him for a few seconds like she doesn't recognize him, and then asks, quite frankly, "Milo... what the fuck.... was that...?"

[final-girl96]

My Boyfriend's Back Chapter Thirty-Four

YN

I stared at the white mask in confusion. "Who are you?" I asked. He chuckled before answering. "I'll give you a guess. We talked at the party the other night." I was still confused and shook my head. "I don't know. A lot happened that night. What the fuck do you want? Stop being a pussy and show your face!" His hand slowly came up to the mask and he pulled it off. Green eyes stared back at me.

"Now do you know who I am?" He asked. He looked familiar but I couldn't place a name. If I talked to him at the party, it was only briefly. "Luke! My name is Luke! I asked you to…" he was cut off when a hand landed on his shoulder and he was spun around. I looked up to see Stu with a huge smile on his face. "I've been waiting to do this since I saw you chattin' up my girl at that fucking party."

Luke gasped and blood began to pool on the floor between their feet. Then Stu stepped away from him and Luke turned towards me. Hands over his stomach, blood seeping through his fingers, and then he let go and his intestines fell out. I quickly stepped back when he reached his hand out to me. My eyes were wide in horror, my stomach turned and I started to feel like I was going to be sick.

When he fell to the ground my eyes moved up to look at Stu. Tears started to sting my eyes and I think for the first time I was actually really scared of him. I was scared of him back in Woodsboro but not like I was now. I've never actually seen him kill someone, only ever heard him talk about it. I stepped back again when he stepped over Luke and came closer to me.

"Don't." I pointed a finger at him but he didn't stop. "Stop, Stu! I'm serious!" I cried. He stopped and looked at me. "Are you scared of me?" He asked and I nodded. His face fell for a second before he rushed me, wrapping a hand around my throat, and pushing me against a wall. The hand he had wrapped around my throat wasn't putting any pressure on it though. "I am not going to hurt you!"

"You already have! You're behind this, Stu! Your little girlfriend told us everything. Including how she met you and how she got on her knees for you," I said with disgust in my voice. This time he did tighten his grip on my neck. "I don't know what that bitch told you, but it's not true. And of course I'm behind this, baby. You're my final girl."

He pressed himself closer to me, hand still wrapped around my throat, the hand holding the knife came up, blood still covering it. He pressed the tip of the knife to my cheek, gently dragging it down my face. "I hate to say this, baby, but everyone has to die. Sidney, Gale, Dewey, who is already dead from what I've been told, Derek will go, and so will Hallie. You'll be the only one left. The only survivor."

He ran the knife down to my chest leaving a trail of Luke's blood on my skin. I held my breath, my body shook in fear. "After everything, I'll disappear for a while; go back into hiding. You'll go and grieve for a little before following your dreams. Of course, I'll be watching you the whole time. But eventually…" his hand moved up under my jaw, pulling my face closer to his and connected our lips in a quick kiss. "I'll come back into your life and we're going to go back to the way it was before all this shit."

He let go of me, took my hand and put the knife in it. "Now, be a good girl and go out there and kill Hallie." He kissed my forehead and then disappeared. I stood there trying to collect myself. My eyes trailed to Luke's body laying on the floor, surrounded in blood. I looked around to see exactly where I was to figure out which way I needed to go to get back to the stage.

When I got my bearings I made my way back to the stage to see Cotton helping Gale back up onto the stage. Derek and Hallie were both dead, Gale was holding her stomach where blood was turning her white shirt red. "Oh, my god, yn!" Sidney rushed over to me. "What happened? Are you okay?" I looked at her, opening my mouth to say something but nothing came out. "Whose blood is this?" She asked.

"Luke's," I whispered. She looked at me confused, "who's Luke?" She asked. "Some guy who was at the party. He came up to me and asked me out to coffee," I said. I looked around again, "Cotton came just in time, he shot Derek and then I killed Hallie. What happened to Luke?" She asked. "He's dead…" I paused, debating whether or not to tell her that Stu killed him or not. "I…um…I killed him."

She pulled me into a hug and I started crying. Eventually we made our way outside and just as we did, police and medics were rushing towards us. A medic helped Gale to an ambulance and the police came over to Sindey and I, wanting us to explain what happened. We told them and then walked away.

A bunch of reports came up wanting us to answer their questions shortly after. "Ask Cotton, he's the real hero," Sidney told them. She nodded at Cotton, linked her arm with mine and we walked across the street. I don't know what was going to happen now since Stu's plan didn't go the way he wanted it. I might not know what he was going to plan exactly, but I do know that he would be pissed and had no doubt ghost face would be back again.

What Sidney and I had decided was to go back home for a little while until we can get on our own feet. I had a feeling Sidney would shut herself away. And if I was being honest, it didn't sound like a bad idea. Getting a house set back into the woods on a private drive, where nobody could find me. But I had dreams. Dreams that I've had for a long, long time. I knew that no matter where I hide or how hard I try to hide…my boyfriend would always be back.

[mermaidsirennikita]

Top romance novel moments that live rent free in your mind.

(I take it back include derek this time I want to read that wild mf again and I need the inspo)

OH HOW THE TURN TABLES

Dreaming of You: obviously, the scene where Sara is all "oh no don't!!!" because she's breastfeeding at the end and he's like "OH YES" and purposefully drinks it because he's a real man; the scene where he thinks she's a ghost and is a blubbering mess of emotions; the "sometimes I want to punish you a little" scene; the "YOU'VE HAD ME LIKE A DRAWN DOG" scene... Like.... That shit.... is so nasty. And I. Live. For It.

The Duke's Perfect Wife by Jennifer Ashley: there's this scene where Hart fucks Eleanor when she literally has her arm in a sling and he's like "Iiiiiiii don't know if we should be--" and she's all "UM YES PUT IT IN ME" and I love her a lot; there's a scene where after they fuck for the first time in years they're on a boat and he pulls the whole yOU COULD BE WITH CHILD!!!! thing and she's trying to turn down his proposal but then she looks in his eyes and realizes he like, super wants a baby, his womb is EMPTY, and she's like *sigh* yes I will marry you; of COURSE the whole *Eleanor straddles Hart while he scowls and growls at her and she boops him* moment

When the Duke Was Wicked: Rum! On! Lips! Obviously! But I also really love the moment when Lovingdon is like "well we must get married now that we've had sex and I think it'll be great because we're really good buddies and do sex good" and Grace is like "... what" before gathering the blankets up around her being all "GET OUT" in a very dignified manner. He was flabbergasted

The Bride Goes Rogue: lol similarly Preston Clarke doing a "BUT WHAT ELSE IS THERE?" proposal and Katherine politely turning him down, to which he reacts by stumbling to her dad, who he hATES, all she *sob* won't *sob* marry *sob* me!!!!

The Duke Gets Even: the entire book but especially--"I'm going to cover you in bite marks, darling"; Nellie finding out Lockwood's Secret and clearly falling for him in that moment and him being like "pls calm the fuck down I'm only like dying basically"; the pool scene; the scene where he gets trashed to impress her cousins and they're all lmao Nellie isn't a virgin and he goes "THANK CHRIST FOR THAT"; "I'm keeping you, Eleanor" both times; the scene where he finds out nobody in law enforcement cares about him being a duke, like, at all; the scene where he manfully walks away from her and you can tell he's thisclose to bursting into tears the entire time

Mafia Madman by Mila Finelli: when Gia bites Enzo right before they have penetrative sex for the first time, like fully bites into his bicep so that it's dripping blood and his response is "stop, you'll make me come"; him returning to her after slaughtering like 20 people to save her sister, covered in bled, being all "suck my dick in the shower while I tell you about all the people I killed" and he looks down during and realizes she's touching herself and is all "THIS IS THE IDEAL WOMAN"; the scene where he keeps her chained to his bed and fingers her while his home reno employees work like six feet away; the scene where he's having a panic attack and she teaches him how to breathe through it and then they have emotional cowgirl eye contact sex and she says "make me your good girl" because... lmao.... the grovel... THE BOOK, basically

Mafia Target: this is one of the only books that has ever pulled off love at first sight so jot that part down; Alessio blowing Giulio in the club and then Giulio getting sent a pic of the guy who's been sent to murder him and realizing it's Alessio lmao; when Giulio finds Alessio chopping wood on the tiny island where they first fell in love, barehanded because he's angsty following a failed grovel, and Giulio is all "oh my god you're fucking up your murder hands you IDIOT" and takes him inside and makes him pasta

The Dragon and The Pearl by Jeannie Lin: the tattoo scene. that is all

Waking Up with the Duke: Ainsley and Jayne's parting and him telling her that he lied before and he'd rather be in her husband's place than in his own; Jayne feeling the baby kick and impulsively taking Ainsley's hand to put it on her belly and him being like "it CAN'T be mine" and freaking out because he wants the entire marriage baby thing with her now

Shadowheart: Allegreto telling Elena to take confession and Elena refusing because she can't handle the idea of going to Heaven if he's not allowed in; conversely lol, a scene where she visits him in prison and like... mouths his dick through his clothes.... and it's reeeeeally hot, especially because they have something of a femdom dynamic lol

New Camelot Trilogy: obviously, every threesome scene; the scene where Greer asks Embry to do CNC with her so she can work through some shit and also, if we are being VERY REAL about that series, CNC is absolutely Greer and Embry's Deal Together; Ash and Embry's Last First Time (and also their first first time tbh); there's this scene where Greer is all "WELCOME HOME CHEATER" because she thinks Embry cheated on them! with her cousin! and I think she like confronts him and is all does she taste sweeter than me is she prettier than me is she softer than me super meanly and he's like "NONE OF THE ABOVE" and goes down on her and it's GREAT

The (ongoing) Lyonesse Trilogy: uhhh in an extra scene there's a moment where Tristan goes "sir?" and Mark replies "Yes, puppy?" and I literally can't stop thinking about that shit. I also really love the face sitting scene in Salt Kiss. More m/m face sitting in romance novels plsthx.

Heated Rivalry: when Shane is on the phone with Ilya after Ilya's dad died and he's like "well just tell me everything that's bothering you in Russian, I don't speak it, just vent" and Ilya vents for five minutes about how he thinks he's in love with Shane and he doesn't know what to do about it and then switches to English all "ANYWAY"

The Kingmaker: the sweatshirt scene. GIRL.

Thief of Shadows: Winter taking the pins out of Isabel's hair; Winter going down on Isabel for the first time and being like "I'm sure I can figure it out somehow" lmao; Winter holding Isabel after she tells him she can't have children and just letting her cry and admitting that he would've loved to have had biological children with her but he wants her above all else oh my HEART

Duke of Midnight: TAKE MY COME FOR IT'S ALL I CAN GIVE YOU.... that whole sex scene is.... insane

Kingdom of Dreams: Royce calling Jennifer a bitch and grumpily dragging her bodily to the altar because he doesn't wanna be there any more than she does!!!

Scandal's Bride: Richard coming back to rescue Catriona from a fire only for her to yell at him after to which he basically says "WHAT. YOU CRAZY BITCH". Also, Catriona going "nobody will believe we had sex Richard" and Richard immediately sketching a pic of her ass and going "lmao well how do I know about your ASS BIRTHMARK" then because of course, he'd just been fucking her from behind like six hours prior.

[storiesofsvu]

Alright, it’s finale time. Is anyone else nervous?

I think I’d likely be more nervous is paramount hadn’t released SO many fucking teaser stills from the episode. And I’m not even talking about ones from this week, the one of em all covered in soot and dried blood was released WEEKS ago. And most of the main team has the “Meredith grey/olivia benson effect” where we know that nothing serious is going to happen to them so there’s no stakes when they are about to get shot/blown up/etc.

But then they go and release even more promo pics that are practically spoilers.. like.. what are y’all even doing? At least the tik tok person knows how to run shit LOL.

Anyways, here we go!

Oh GOOD! He’s hallucinating again… wonderful

Okay… what fucking kind of game is going on here? Is frank bullshitting? Are him and jade working together? Who’s actually playing hardball rn??

Okay at least this answers the question of what happened to her vest lol.

“shes injured” I think she’s relatively okay girl, she’s just knocked the fuck out, she’s been through worse..

Ngl it would be a helluva good plot twist if peter b WAS just doug bailey under a different name and he was still alive. I need a fucking INSANE plot twist like that in one of my shows

Im also ngl, I’m hella here for unsub jade. I wish she would have been the primary unsub for the season, a female is bad ass enough but someone as young as her is awesome.

UGH YES BADASS PRENTISS, THANK YOU. Uuugggh yessss using that fucking big brain. I love her so much. I’m so glad we got to see all sides/layers of Emily this season and I can’t wait to see what the rest of the episode holds!

I feel like 55 minutes is NOT enough to fully resolve everything that has happened this season. Like, yeah I know that there’s likely gonna be a cliffhanger but come ON.

How TF is voit in THAT low security of a prison??? That looks like a cheap motel!??

Also.. im not mad about him being a regular (as long as he’s not imaginary) cause Zach is SO good and he’s charismatic and this season he really brought some comedy and major likeability to the character we hated last season

It doesn’t matter what I see doug bailey in he will FOREVER be the guy from Fired Up. Lol.

“the first time I was in the field I threw up…” “really?” “no. I was just trying to make you feel better.” LOOOL.

Jfc there are SO many times paget does her little tongue/lip tick thing

Man I was JUST wondering if we were gonna get more Phil Coulson this season or not

“can we turn down the testosterone for one second?” loooll Rebecca. I love you SO much. She just hates men.

So this ENNNTTIIIRRREEE thing could have been avoided if the director had just put his foot down and told doug no??!!! put the foot down for Emily and threaten her entire career she’s built but let little doug do whatever he wants to try and save  his family’s ass. Uugggh I hate it here

YEEESSS REBECCA WITH THE FUCK. She’s like, 5 foot 2 at the most and her dick is so big, I just know it

AHAHAHAHAHA again voit with the comedy, fucking clown, I love it.

OH MY GOD! The still of Emily walking away from brian she IS SO DONE WITH HIS FUCKING SHIT. She looks SO pissed

God bless everyone who gifs this episode cause I swear its darker than normal. You are all angels.

Emily being tortured like this should not be this hot. LOL

Also like.. a taser’s gotta be tame compared to a branding. Our girl will be fine.

“our special time in the cell”  *gags*

Oooohhhhhkay. THIS is why tyler’s in the field and in an fbi vest. Okay. I take back what I said to the besties earlier

How and WHY is voit not HANDCUFFED.

PENELOPE BEING THE ONE STARING VOIT DOWN OMG YESSSS (and even jj stepping up incase she needs to get inbetween them. LOVE that.)

Not her password (presumably) being a derek call back. This seasons REALLY did a good job calling back to previous cast! (now bring blake back you cowards)

Oh fuck you voit

At least we’re getting some kind of closure on this baugate shit. “neither does your wife” WHAT. Damn jj. YEEESSS DOM! FUCKING JJ COMING OUT TO PLAY. UUGGGHH everyone so fucking hot this episode

PAGET IS SUCH A GOOD FUCKING ACTRESS JFC

The tiniest hint of realization and fear flashing across her face?! Give her all the awards pls.

Okay that was some HORRIBLE continuity. Emily’s hair all mussed up, her bangs falling out of her ponytail all episode and suddenly one of them is curled PERFECTLY.

Holy FUCK luke thank fucking god

Tara and Emily in matching shirts.. girlfriiieeeends (they might not be the same but whatever lol)

���tell me if its real” this is legit our future on all sides of the law now, AI has come WAY too fucking far and it freaks me out.

Uuggghh jaaaadddeeeeee she’s literally been through so much hell and her breaking down to prentiss and Emily saying she knows exactly what she’s talking about and filling in the blanks?!!? UUGGH MY HEART

…where’s tyler… (like jj even said he would get to find out if Emily was alive and ….where tf is he??)

“I am a dad so I know a passive aggressive action report when I see it” HAHAHAH

EXCUSE ME? EMILY IS THE *SECTION* CHIEF!! WOW that mis writing

So…do they only have the budget for garcia’s apartment now?

Ohh.. okay and now tyler’s gonna be a series regular?? God they’re still fucking flirting and there are still vibes there and I do not hate it. Im so sorry.

“Hooray you’re alive” LOOOOLLL Emily deserves that cake like 4 times over

Okay im glad Rebecca and tara are back together and happy but I do really wish we’d gotten a little bit of the “offscreen” development on that.

Jfc the hallucination of voit JUMP SCARE

Okay so most of it got wrapped up pretty well. It looks like jade is getting some help, voit is likely murdered in prison (shade to the cm team who said “someone’s gonna DIE” and all of us were barely concerned and they just made it him.. like.. you guys suck at promo)

I’ll rewatch Sunday or later, but overall, I liked this season. There were moments I was not into it and episodes that I loved. Sometimes that was just the jumping around and sometimes that was likely me being too tired to be able to connect the dots. I wish we’d jumped into things a little quicker and had jade around for more of the season, but I’ll take what we can get!!

Now imma either gonna go start from s3 again OR I’m gonna start with blake’s seasons cause I desperately miss her and I do need to watch the later seasons again….

[silver138]

Perfectly Flawed - Chapter 8

word count - 2.7k warnings - discussion of ADHD, spoilers for The Dresden Files, cursing Summary: Lina gets lost…and a few statistics.

"Good morning, Penny!" I say cheerfully, sitting in a chair and setting my stuff down. 

Giving me a brilliant smile, she replies, "Well, good morning to you, too! Better night?" I nod as I set my bag down. 

"Much better. The guys' car got egged to oblivion, and had a note left saying that nobody wanted his 'rust-bucket'. But there was no lasting damage, other than to his ego, I guess. So, no more alarm, I'm betting!" I say, taking a sip of my coffee.

"Hey, you went to Starbucks and didn't tell me? And here, I thought we were friends..." Penny says with a fake pout. 

Taking another quick sip and smiling, I say, "I'll tell you like I told Derek. You can always take public transportation and get Starbucks to make up for it."

She has a look on her face like she's weighing her options, then after a second says, "Nope, I can just make a coffee run later if I want Starbucks that badly. Sorry, guess you and Reid are gonna have to brave the Metro together..." giving me a mischievous smile.

I grab a file and sit down while saying, "Oh no, whatever shall I do?" then snorting and laughing when I can't fake the dramatic seriousness any longer. Pulling out my headphones and MP3 player, I continue.

"OK, but for real, it's been...really nice having someone to talk to while riding public transportation. Haven't had that since I was back home." I say, looking at Penny, who just gives me a smile and a nod. Turning back around, I put my headphones on, start my music, and get to work.

After finishing the file, I quickly grab another, transcribing it as well. After that's done as well, I go to grab another, and my hand hits the empty box. Taking off a headphone, I look over at Penny and ask, "Did we go through them all already?"

Looking over at the table and then at me, she says, "Looks like it. You remember where the boxes are?" 

I nod, saying, "I think so. I know it's in the file storage room. I should be able to find it easily enough."

I pause my music and take off my headphones as Penny says over her shoulder, "OK, see you in a bit then, Lina!" I straighten my back as I head off in search of the file room. As I make my way out, I go down a hallway, searching the doors.

Still searching, I start going down another hallway. Just as I get to a part that I think is familiar, I come upon the next hallway and realize I'm going the wrong way. "Shit," I mutter under my breath. "Leave it to me to get lost..." I start walking back and am about to turn up a different hallway when I hear a voice behind me.

"H-hey, you need help finding something?" I hear Spencer say as I whirl around to look at him, folder in his hand. 

Flushing with embarrassment, I say, "I, um, yeah. Penny and I need more files to work on, and I said I'd go to the file room to get them, but I, uh, seem to have gotten turned around..." 

"Oh, um, I-I can take you there, if you want..." he says, gesturing down the hallway I first came down. 

Giving him a sheepish grin, I splutter out, "Oh my God, could you?! Thank you, Spence!" 

As we walk down a hallway, he says, "Um, yo-you're welcome. I was on my way to file this, I just got done with it." 

I notice that as we walk, it's near the room Penny and I are in, so I start to mutter under my breath to emblazon it into my memory. "OK, so, out..."

Then we turn up into the hallway that goes past the office. "Out, then right..." I mumble. Spencer looks at me, and I flush again, flustered, and explain, "Just...trying to make sure I remember this time." He nods, and we continue.

As we get to the end of the hallway, we make another right and he opens the first door on the right, and I can see the boxes of files. "So, out, right, right, first door on the right. Well, now I sure feel stupid..." I say to myself.

I turn to Spencer and say, "Thanks, Doc. I feel like an idiot that it was that easy to get to, but I should be able to remember it now." I walk in and grab a box, and he puts his folder in a box labeled '2006'. 

"Oh, uh, you're welcome. To be honest, my first few weeks, I kept getting mixed up til I saw a blueprint of the office, so, um, I don't-I don't think you're stupid for getting lost your first week." Spencer stammers out, flushing slightly.

Looking down with a small grin, I say softly, "Well, still. Thank you, Spencer. I appreciate you showing me the way. It might not be a bad idea to bring a small notepad, so I can write things down that I need to remember..."

I shrug and say with a chuckle, "Well, I guess that's just what I've got to deal with. My CPU's pretty great, but my RAM leaves something to be desired!" I stop laughing and look at Spencer, who is just giving me a bit of a blank look.

"Hmm, ok, so, essentially, I can think pretty fast, but I can't remember stuff unless I make a decent effort," I explain. "Does that...did I explain it ok?" I say, looking at Spencer nervously as we walk back slowly. 

He flushes and nods, quietly saying, "You have...difficulty remembering things?" 

I take a deep breath and say, "Not...exactly."

"I...more have difficulty paying attention. I...I have ADHD, Spencer. I'm good with it most of the time, but stress and new things kinda...exacerbate things..." I say softly, looking down. 

"Oh," Spencer says. Then he smiles and continues.

"Oh! I've read about that! There's inattentive, hyperactive, and combined. I'm guessing that because you said 'ADHD' instead of 'ADD', you have either hyperactive or combined type, correct?" 

I grin and say, "Oh, um, I have the combined type, you're right. It's...kind of nice to meet someone I'm not related to that's heard of it..."

He takes a breath, then stops himself, flushing and saying, "I'm-I'm guessing you don't want to hear about the statistics about ADHD then..." 

I chuckle and say, "Ah, in this instance, no, I think I know a good bit. Way more boys are diagnosed with it than girls are."

He nods and blurts out, "13 percent vs 4.2 percent." He flushes again, then says quietly, "Sorry..." 

I giggle. "That's ok, Spence. It's cu-...I mean, um, it's-it's nice to know other people enjoy learning about different things as well." I say, quickly re-wording things so I don't make a total fool of myself.

He gives me a shy smile, then looks up and says, "I think this is where I leave you for now. I'll, um, still see you for lunch?" 

Giving him a giant smile, I say, "You bet, Doc! See you for lunch!" He starts to walk away, still giving me a small smile and holding his hand up in a wave.

Penny turns to me when I put the box down on the table, raising her eyebrows and saying, "That...took a bit longer than expected." 

I grimace and say, "Yeah, sorry. I-I got a little lost. I guess I wasn't paying attention the first time you showed me, sorry Pen."

"Well, you seem to have found your way, so, no harm, no foul, I say..." she continues, putting the file she just finished into the previous box and putting the lid on it. 

I bite my lip and say, "I-yeah, kinda. Spencer helped me, actually..." 

She slides her chair to me and leans her elbows on the table, putting her face in her hands while saying, "OK, spill."

I giggle, saying, "I-there's...not much to say. I got lost, he helped me, we started talking, and boom, I'm back..." 

She raises her eyebrows and says, "'Boom', huh?" 

I snort and say, "Yeah, 'boom'. Not much to it, Pen. Honest."

"Mmmm-hmmm, sure..." she hums, standing up and picking up the box she just closed.

I take the lid off the box I just brought, grab a folder, and say, "What, you taking that one back?"

She nods and says teasingly, "Yeah, I'll put it away, then 'boom', I'll be back..." 

I scrunch my nose and smile, then say, "Uh-huh, yeah, 'boom', I got it, Penny." Then she and I both laugh, her heading out, still laughing a bit.

After sitting down and setting the folder down on the desk I'm using, I readjust my headphones while I hit 'play' on my mp3 player, and begin to type away.

After about 5 minutes, Penny walks back in, grabs a folder, sits down, and starts to type.

We work for another hour or so, til I look up at the clock and notice it's close to lunchtime. I finish up the report I'm on, then stop my music and take off my headphones, putting the devices on the table.

Penny looks up at me as I stand up, asking, "Lunch with the good doctor?" I nod, placing the folder I finished up into the 'done' pile. 

"He's gonna be finishing the series I've been re-reading, so I guess we'll be on the same page then, so to speak," I say.

"Usually, the way to a man's heart is with food, but I guess every man is different," Penny says, smirking. 

Grinning, I agree, "Yeah, for some, books and coffee work. Well, here's hoping it will, at least." I finish with a chuckle, crossing my fingers for luck.

Penny's eyes flick to behind me, and I turn around to see Spencer at the door. He gives me a tight, nervous smile, and says, "Uh, h-hi. You ready?" I nod and grab my purse, turning to Penny and waving.

"See you when you get back, Lina," she says, spinning back around and getting back to the folder she's working on. 

Walking with Spencer, I ask him, "So, did Derek give you any more grief on having gotten coffee before work?"

Rubbing the back of his neck, he flushed and answered, "Er, well, n-not about that, no. Well, not much, at least. He kept teasing me about the nickname you gave me, though..." I grimace and apologize.

"Oh, I'm sorry about that Spence..." I start, but he holds up his hand and shakes his head while laughing. 

"Don't be. He stopped after I said that maybe he was just jealous that you were better at coming up with nicknames than he was," causing a smile to bloom on my face.

He winces and says, "Um, that said, I'm sorry in advance for his, ah, added fervor at trying to find one for you." 

I snorted and said, "It's ok, Doc. I think I can handle it." 

His mouth twitches into a half-smile, and he says, "Well, I figured I'd warn you. He...doesn't give up easily."

As we get our lunch and sit down, we both get our books out. After I give Spencer a quick look and a smile, I start on my book, and he starts on his. After a chapter or two of reading mine, he closes the book and slides it over to me.

As I go to grab it to put it into my bag, my fingers brush Spencer's. I look up and see Spencer flushed, and he quickly pulls his hand away, and I joke, "I swear, I've washed my hands recently..." 

"O-oh, um, he-here's your book..." he stammers out, bright red. He ducks his head down and starts on his lunch. 

"Sorry about that, Spence. You ok?" I say. 

I can barely hear him as he babbles out, "I, uh, I've been trying to get more used to physical contact, so you're fine, Lina. I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable at all..."

A small smile unfurls on my face, and I softly say, "You didn't make me uncomfortable, Spence. If there's any way I can help you, though, please let me know, ok?" He just slowly smiles and nods at me, looking back down to finish his lunch.

After we've finished, I gather up the trash and stack our trays together. Spencer looks up at me and says, "I'm guessing I can't convince you to let me take it this time?" 

I shake my head and smile at him while saying, "Nope! Besides, you've got one last book to read, Doc."

After taking the trays to the trash can, I head back to the table, and upon sitting down, dig out my hand sanitizer and pour a healthy amount in my hand. Spencer looks up with a small smirk and says, "Using a hand sanitizer with at least 60% alcohol content is best, second only to soap and water."

I look at the bottle, and say, "'70%' Yup, we're good!" I start rubbing my hands together thoroughly while muttering to myself, "How many cuts do I have on my hands? I guess I'm about to find out..."

Spencer starts laughing after I say that, causing me to grin at him. After waving my hands to dry them faster, I pick my book back up and read more. After another 2 or 3 chapters, Spencer closes the book and hands it to me.

Quirking an eyebrow, I ask him, "Well?" 

He clears his throat, looks at me, and says, "So, that...did not go the way I was expecting." 

I smile and say, "Oh, what, that Dresden has a half-brother?" He nods, and I continue.

"Yeah, I don't know if you have any siblings, but I'm an only child, and after reading that, I couldn't help but wonder what'd it be like to find out you have a sibling out there..." I trail off and look at him.

"I, uh, it...hasn't been common, but I've had those thoughts too. I'm, um, I'm also an only child," he says. 

I smile and crinkle my nose. "No way?! What are the odds of that?" I say. 

"About 1 in 5, give or take. The average percentage of only children in families across the world is approximately 20%, but this varies greatly by region, culture, and economic factors." Spencer says, giving me a tight smile.

I can't help but start giggling, saying incredulously, "Well, damn, Doc. Is there anything that you don't know about?" 

He gives me a sheepish grin and shrugs. He then looks up at the clock and says, "We-we should get back."

Walking back, I ask Spencer, "OK, so, we've gone over books, movies, and tv. What kind of music do you listen to?" 

He answers with, "O-oh, I, um, mostly listen to classical music." I nod and he asks, "What about you?"

"Oh, if it's got any kind of a beat, I'll probably listen to it. But I guess my most listened-to genres would be rock, pop, and electronica, in that order." I say with a small laugh. "I probably listen to too much music." I joke.

"Research has shown that listening to music can reduce anxiety, blood pressure, and pain as well as improve sleep quality, mood, mental alertness, and memory. So, it's highly doubtful that you listen to it 'too much'." Spencer says with a small half-smile.

As we get to the point where we go our separate ways, I smile and ask, "Maybe. Oh, um, see you after work? For the ride home? I promise I won't run off ahead this time." 

His smile blooming into a full one, Spencer says, "Yeah, I'll see you then, Lina." 

Giving him a small wave, I head off back to Penny.

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[targwh0re]

Thoughts on Teen Wolf the Movie while watching it (SPOILERS) pt.1

Before I even start let me say that they should've just made it another 12 or 10 or hell even an 8 episode mini series

Should've opened with Isaac instead of Liam and Hikari in Japan smh. He was the last one to have the triskele box, how tf did Liam get it? (I do understand that Daniel Sharman couldn't be in the film but still...at least give me an explanation)

I don't care what they say, Hikari was supposed to be Kira and Hikari wasn't supposed to even exist. Liam and Hikari are clearly what Scott & Kira Should've been, minus the restaurant in Japan, if they'd done the right thing and brought Kira back in the last season. He said he'd wait for her😭. (Though I Stan the actress for not coming back when they were going to pay her white female castmates more than her. Honestly fuck them for that)

Why does Liam own a restaurant in Japan. How did we get here in our lives. Liam u supposed to be protecting Beacon Hills. Also idk what career I though Liam would get but it definitely wouldn't have been restaurant owner. I can see him as a coach maybe (at Devonford Prep in honor of Brett; huh maybe I did know what career I thought he'd have🤔)

Damn y'all really keeping Nogi with teas and spices. Ig hiding it in plain sight works idk 🤷‍♀️

Why Liam fall like that 😭

Damn Nogi really reminding me of the Witch from Narnia when she appeared in that ice wall thing in the second movie

also if Nogi can talk through that thing, why hasn't he manipulate someone into setting him free already

Though that Nogi was like a regular fly, not a firefly...

Scott being call "The Alpha" like they'll never know🤫 also like I thought Monroe went international w/ her hunting. Ain't no way Scott's just chillin all carefree enough to put his name on a business.

Yeah Scott save that doggie...oh and the little grl too. Also this would've been better plot wise if this was a flashback of Scott saving a little Hikari, it would explain how she's randomly apart of the pack now

Love how Scott's animal clinic looks like a mixture of Deaton's vet place and Derek's loft

Scott talking about having kids one day was how I knew they'd give him Eli at the end. Like wtf, he should be raised by his family, by other born wolves who know about the werewolf history that Derek did. Like hello we got great uncle Peter, auntie Cora, and hell even cousin Malia. Derek WOULD NOT want his SON raised by an ARGENT!

"I didn't see it. I took my eyes off the road for like two seconds to change the song on my ipod"

Wooo spooky 👻

I said ah oop jump scare Chris "I never use the front door" Argent

Poor Chris no parent ever deserves their child to die before them

Bardo! and who stayed up all night doing research about Bardo for you, huh, Mr. McTruealphaman. KIRA!

Yes papa Argent, say fuck

Well Jeff Davis said he wanted the timeline to work out so that Eli was born before Derek returned to Beacon Hills in an interview (idk where it is and I'm too lazy to find it) and after the series finale timeskip in the last season it was 2017, its now 2026 so technically it's been 11 years Scott my boy

Look at me out here fixing the timeline for everyone😁

"I got a feeling the real answers are in Beacon Hills" Yeah no shit Chris, everything's gotta do with Beacon Hills

Scott your the alpha. Be the alpha. Quit asking other people to to decisions for you, for the love of God

So Scott I understand why you left Beacon Hills but are we going to address what happend to Monroe and the internatipnal hunters Corp? No?...okay then

Chris why did you leave mama McCall. Jeff u really out here breaking everyone up. Should've got w/ Papa Stilinski so Scott and Stiles could be brothers fr "oh what could've been"

Why the pack break up? not gonna give me an explanation again...okay I'm sensing a pattern here

Yeassss!!! Business woman Lydia, we knew u could do it. And she looks very snazzy in that white outfit with her ponytail if I do say so myself. Funny how the banshee's business has to do with sound lmao it's perfect.

Lyd!😭 Thats Mrs. Martin-Stilinski to you! Shit at least call her Lyds so that you don't sound like your calling her a lid💀

Damn u think Lydia would've learned to look at stuff by now before handing it out. Nah but on a real note I feel like she should have a better understanding of her abilities by now, and have expanded on them, and had more control of them but that might be just me

I SAID ITS MRS. MARTIN-STILINSKI Ray or whatever ur name is!

Oooo the automatic writing again

Yayyy Eli Hale! In my head Eli is a nickname for Elijah, just like Derek is a nickname Frederick (if you known you know🤣)

Hale Auto?! Ain't no way. Derek ain't a mechanic. I refuse. Terrible career choice for the man. He's rich, he ain't even gotta work

Maybe Malia could be a mechanic but I doubt it, ooo a Park Ranger would be perfect.

Love how Eli just hotwired that jeep😂. Oh and just let me say this here and get it out of my system. Eli is similar to both Stiles and Scott when they were younger but he is NOT STILES. Yes he's sarcastic and a little delinquent but do you guys know how many teenagers are sarcastic little delinquents? Alot. It's a teen thing. I was the same way (minus the crimes😂) and still am sarcastic af. Love Eli as Eli, not a mini or replacement for Stiles. Love u guys to death but we went into this knowing there was no Stiles.

Jeff Davis: No Stiles.

Us: No Stiles?

Jeff Davis: No Stiles!

Boys gonna pop a damn wheelie in fucking Roscoe

Love how Parrish just calls Mason instead of tailing him

I'm fucking dead💀they was all too scared to tell Derek (me too thou bc sourwolf is scary😶)

Why is Mason a deputy? Feel like he should be working at Lydia's, like he's right under her is what I'd say he should be doing. I could see Corey, his husband, maybe being a deputy though. *gasp* or a cute little school teacher���

I stand by what I said earlier, Malia should be a park ranger and I add to that by saying that she should be the consultant and not Derek (though i understand they had to reintroduce his character) she spent a lot of time in those woods, and she's more intune with her animal side than anyone else

Derek still sexy af

serial arsonist...wolf pack also has a serial arsonist. I swear to God they should've just made it a spin off instead of its own thing

You definitely should call Stiles, he's head of his own supernatural devison in the FBI👍

Love how Derek was like a fugitive for most of the series and now he works w/ the police. Eli taking up that criminal mantel now😂

I mean...is it really grand theft auto if he took it from his own dads shop🤷‍♀️🤣

Derek's got ptsd from the jeep

Eli wanted to race that grl, I now headcanon that's how he flirts. Just like his daddy he's like haha look I'm better than you at something "you wanna see some real speed bitch" (flashbacks to when Derek flirted with Paige by being an ass with that basketball, like grl just wanted to play her cello in peace and quite)

Love how Derek just like slashed the tires. Really said "i don't think so. My names Derek hale. I go way back" (I'm so sorry to anyone reading this)

Part 1-5

[reidsmouthbabys48]

Warnings; Unsub!reader, flashbacks of sub!spence, mean Spencer, fem!dom!reader, hand job, pet names (good boy, baby, etc.), riding, hair pulling, cum play, mommy kink and I think that’s it actually lol

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"You have every one else fooled with your 'good girl' act but I know what you are, y/n" Spencer says sitting infront of you and leaning forward, hes trying to intimate you but you only smirk.

"Oh really? What am I spencer?" You say seductively leaning over the table so your face is closer to his.

"You're a murder." He says sternly and you laugh, "you have no proof of that pretty boy" you say and he tenses for a moment at the nickname but immediately goes back to his stern 'bad cop' persona.

"Don't worry sweetheart I will," he says leaning closer to you so his breath gosts over your ear, "and when I do you're gonna go to jail for a long time, because that's what I do I put psychotic bitches like you in prison" he says and you smile.

"You're a bad boy now? You were so sweet when we were in school I never knew you could be so…mean. it turns me on Reid, why don’t you choke me try something new? I know you’re the one getting choked most of the time." You say and he rolls his eyes leaning away from you, "I slept with you once y/n don’t act like you know everything about my sex life" he says and you smile, "you didn't 'sleep with me', i popped your cherry Spence, you'll never forget me I introduced you to my world baby there’s no turning back" you say with a shit eating grin on your face.

He gets up and walks out of the Interrogation room, leaving you all alone with your thoughts.

-

"You slept with her!" JJ says as soon as I walk out of the room. "She took your virginity?" Morgan asks not even five seconds after her.

"Yes, and yes" I say and hotch shoots me a disapproving glance.

"I was 15, I didn't know she was a phycho crazy bitch" I say putting my hands up in defense.

"Was it- nevermind" Derek says and I roll my eyes, I know exactly what he was going to say.

“Yes it was good Derek, Very good actually, it’s a shame she’s fucking crazy if she wasn’t then it wouldn’t have only been once trust me” I say staring through the double mirror behind the interrogation room.

~~~

“Y/n?, do you uh wanna come over and watch a movie?” I ask my voice shakey, shes so beautiful I don’t know why I think for a second she’s say yes, I’m just a nerdy, scrawny 15 year old and she’s a beautiful, smart, popular, amazing girl.

“Of course Spence what time?” She says and I panic, I didn’t think she would ever say yes “u-uhm I don’t care whenever is alright with me I’ll just send you the address and you can text me when you’re on your way?” I stutter and she giggles, “sounds perfect Spence, see you then” she says winking at me then walking away.

I rush home and spend the next few hours anxiously running around the house and trying to look perfect, I ordered Chinese food and theres the titanic on tv im lighting candles when my phone buzzes, y/n’s name lights up the phone and I pick it up.

“Hey Spence I’m coming up right now see you soon pretty boy” oh shit. Shit. Shit. Do I look ok? I didn’t brush my teeth yet oh my god I’m not ready. My mind is racing as I hear a knock on the door, I wipe my sweaty palms on my pants, take a deep breath and open the door too see y/n in a crop top and mini skirt with a sucker in her mouth.

“hi love, you gonna let me in, Or are you gonna stare all day?” She says and I shake my head, “sorry” I mumble moving aside so she can walk through the door.

“It’s so cozy in here I like it” she says spinning around to face my her skirt lifting up and slightly showing her ass, Jesus I need to sit down.

“You wanna watch a movie? The food will be here soon, I ordered Chinese is that ok?” I ask and she nods and plops herself on the couch.

Where about 15 minutes into the movie when there’s a knock on the door, “ that’s probably the food hold on” I say smiling at her and getting up, a few moments later im back on the couch and there’s takeout trays on the table.

When y/n finishes her food she lays on the couch and puts her head in my lap, her mouth is so close to my dick, no Spencer stop.

“You’re hard baby” she says looking up at me, shit.

“Im so sorry I-I didn’t— im sorry” I stutter, I feel my face heat up and I turn my head away from her, she sits up and grabs my chin as she moves to sit on my lap, my breathing picks up slightly and my whole body feels warm as she touches my face.

“Do you want me?” She says quietly and I nod.

“Please I wan- I need you please” I whine, a pitiful noise but I don’t care.

“Good boy” she says her Voice low, I whimper as she grinds down onto my hard cock.

“I- fuck I’ve never done anything with anyone” i whine and she nods, “I know baby, do you want this? We don’t have to do anything you don’t wan-” “no no please please please I want it I want you so bad please do anything you want to me I don’t care, use me please” I say cutting her off. “Ok baby”

She pulls the hem of my shirt signaling me to take it off and I do, she smirks and slides off of my lap onto the floor “how big are you Spence” she asks and I blush, “I don’t know” I lie and she shoots me a disproving glance, “you’re a 15 year old boy Spencer, you’ve measured. now, I’m gonna ask again, how big are you?” I groan at the way she’s talking down to me. “8 and a half” I whine.

She tugs my pants down as soon as the words leave my mouth, “holy shit” she mumbles as the leans down to lick the tip, I let out a high pitched moan and buck my hips.

“Please please f-feels fuck feels so good” I moan, she smirks and takes me all the way, I feel my tip hit the back of her throat and she gags but doesn’t get off “I’m not gonna last” I whine as she bobs her head, she pulls off with a pop “wait until I say you can cum” she says and I groan “please I can’t wait it feels to good, mommy please” I moan, mommy slipping out without me realizing, she stops moving and pulls off of me again, “mommy huh?” She says and I blush “s-sorry” I mumble and she smiles at me, “no baby it’s ok I like it” she says taking me back into her mouth.

“I’m gonna cum please mommy let me cum I need it” I moan loudly and she quickens her pace, she bobs her head a few more times and I cum in the back of her throat

“I’m sorry I couldn’t hold it in” I mumble as she gets off of my dick with another pop.

“I wanna ride you” she says and I nod. “I- yes ma’am” I mumble as she takes her panties and shirt off, standing in front of me in only a mini skirt and a lace bra.

“Do you want me to ride you baby?” She asks as she climbs on my lap, she feels my hard dick pressing into her thigh, “well I already got an answer from downstairs” she teases, leaning down to kiss my neck, “answer my question” she says tugging at my hair. “Yes please, I want you to ride me mommy” I whine.

“Such a good boy” she moans seductively in my ear. “Got a condom?” She asks and I shake my head no, she reaches her hand into her bra and pulls one out, “good thing I came prepared huh”

She takes her panties off and climbs onto my lap again, she moves to sit on my knees to put the condom on.

I pull at the back of her bra and she nods letting me unclasp it and take it off

“Do you wanna feel?” She asks and I nod eagerly, I Palm one of her boobs in my and bring my mouth to the other she moans as my tongue rolls over her nipple, her hands sliding into my hair.

OK CHAT THATS ENOUGH FOR TODAY



[garciaasfluffypen]

insane plans

prompt: continuation of new roommates wc: 1.2k ship: jennifer jareau x elle greenaway a/n: read part one before this one!!!!!

part 1 • part 3

the strangest things kept happening after the whole accidentally sending the campus into chaos thing that jj had gotten herself wrapped up into. which was probably how they found themselves sitting in jj’s dorm room, with emily-her very adorable lit ta- and alex flipping their shit at her and tara going to the library after 6:30pm.

“oh sure, you know, tell it like this insane plan that the pair of you hatched was the logical next step. the library, jennifer. the library?”

“i admit, in retrospect, it wasn’t the most brilliant idea.” jj looked down. “everything was fine! at first. as soon as we got there, everyone was leaving. and when the sun went down… we started to hear something…”

“skittering?” tara continued. “the online system was really helpful. it gave us a cross reference list before i even started typing.”

“so we found most of the textbooks… uh…”

“before you realized the staircase wasn’t in the same place anymore?” emily stared at jj like she was crazy.

“we might have gotten a little turned around. at that point, most of the computer monitors were warning us to ‘run. run now’.” jj shuddered as she remembered what had happened. “so we did what any normal person would do if they were caught in a flying vortex of modern literature and index cards from the 1970s.”

“we created a flamethrower using a lighter and some mace that jj’s dad gave her.”

“and after all of that, i get a text that says come quick, stuck in library, bring fire extinguisher.”

“okay yes, but it turned out fine.” jj sheepishly looked up to emily. “the sprinklers turned on and we snuck out a window.”

“oh yeah, with god knows what on your heels.” emily snapped.

“okay, yes! it was stupid, and we’re lucky that you didn’t have to save our souls. can we please skip to the part where once every twenty years like clockwork this girl shows up here at silas?” jj pulled up the pictures of elle she had scanned onto her computer.

“well, yeah,” tara started. “we know she’s a vampire. i mean, we’ve known that since the blood in the milk container right? vampire, vampire , vampire, yeah?”

there was a moment of silence before jj spoke. “you knew i was living with a vampire and nobody said anything?”

“she’s not a vampire.” alex started. “there’s no such thing. she’s a… light averse octogenarian with extreme hemoglobin deficiency and really good skin.”

jj started thinking out loud. “so something is taking girls, and the ones that have come back have gone full on lucy from dracula and you don’t think my roommate being a vampire is, i dunno, pertinent information? and i’m next! she’s making with the creepy dreams and the charms…”

“and the seduction eyes-”

“seduction eyes?” emily stared at jj.

“oh my gosh. she’s a vampire. my roommate is an honest to lestat vampire. how do we stop a vampire?”

“staking, decapitation, immolation, uh, there’s something here about driving an iron needle through the heart. normally i’m not into this stuff but in the case of seduction eyes i could definitely warm up to the thought.”

after talking about it, they figured out that the next best thing to do was to pull elle out with bait. and by bait, they meant jj. which was how she found herself somehow sitting in her room in her nicest blouse, waiting for the okay text to go down to the party. except she didn’t have to go down, because elle came to her. and just jj’s luck, emily came running in just as things started to get spicy. but she went on with the plan, helping emily and tara tie her to a chair, putting cloves of garlic around her neck. after a fun little side excursion with derek morgan and matt simmons when their girlfriends went missing, jj found herself back in the dorm room, sitting with elle as she refused to talk. that was, until she started spazzing.

“elle! oh no, no, no no no no no! please don’t die, don’t die you stupid vampire!” she looked around frantically, realizing the blood was still in the fridge. “here, look!” she ran and grabbed it, rushing back over to elle. “i have blood!” she poured it in her mouth, hoping and praying she’d come back to life.

“dammit…”

jj let out a sigh of relief. “do you want some more?” at elle’s confused look, she continued. “we figured we might need some leverage so tara got it from the campus hospital. look, if you really want me to believe that you didn’t do it, you have got to explain what you were doing at those parties. cause the night that we caught you, it sure looked like you were about to eat me.”

elle let out a dry laugh. “you thought that was me trying to eat you?”

“well if you weren’t trying to eat me what were you���” jj blushed as she realized what elle was actually doing. “oh… oh! so when you were hitting on me… you were actually hitting on me.”

“yes.” she paused. “and you were luring me into a trap.” elle turned to laura. “just stake me now, cause i think that would be less mortifying than this conversation.”

“okay, even if i were to believe you, that still doesn’t explain what you were doing at the parties and how you know all the missing girls. if you want us to trust you, you have gotta tell us your side of the story.”

“my side of the story?” she let out another chuckle as her eyebrow raised. “buckle up creampuff. we’re gonna be in for a long night.”

and she did. elle told her everything, about how she was born in styria back in 1680, growing up wealthy and not being affected by the war against the ottoman empire. about how she attended a ball where she was murdered, and how she was raised for a second time by the woman she only knew as mother. the mother elle knew after death. she recounted many key points in her life, and how everything started when her mother set her up with girls. how she’d have to turn these girls in and eventually give them over to her mother. and that was how she met natasha. the girl she would do anything to spend the rest of her life with. how that time, she truly fell in love with the girl, and how she couldn’t bear to give natasha up to her mother. how her mother went behind elle’s back and told natasha who she truly was. and as a punishment, was sent under the earth in a coffin for years until the 1950s. and how after that, she tried to save every girl she could.

“so you’ve been helping them escape?”

“when i can.”

“did you help kate?” elle shook her head. “so, someone that she knew, someone she thought was her friend, was really a vampire? and took her for your mother.”

“yes.”

“so, we find your mother and we get our friends back.” at elle’s chuckle, she tilted her head. “what’s so funny? we caught you.”

“as humiliating as that was, it doesn’t change the fact that my mom will scoop out your eyeballs and serve them in martinis. you’re already terrified of her.”

“already? i’ve never met your mom.”

“yes you have. she’s the dean.”

[maskthesimp]

I watched it and it was almost a waste of my fuckin Paramount+ subscription. I hated it so much. It was so...unnecessary. it was just season 3 but in reverse and with bad writing and arguably even worse effects. Only redeemable thing about it was Eli, and even that's debatable BECAUSE WHERE DID HE COME FROM? WHO WAS HIS MOTHER??? WHERE DID BRAYDEN GO?? AND WHY DID DEREK--!?!? [SPOILERS]

Okay...I'm fine.

I hate that movie so much XD brings out the worst in me istg. Also, Mason and Liam didn't even interact in the movie which is a fucking crime.

Idek where the War went...or where Alec went. Where tf did he go? He was there before. And now we probably won't go back in time if we get another movie or season to see wtf happened to him. Did Scott fail to protect him? Why is everyone split up? We saw them together in s6 and got no explanation for why they were apart.

Wtf happened to Scott and Malia? I despised their relationship like a wart on my foot. It was unnecessary, happened out of nowhere, and they had no chemistry or reason to be together, but there wasn't even an explanation! I suppose I won't complain since it means they're done....BUT WHY WITH PARRISH NOW? Look. I love Parrish. He's awesome. He's one of my favourite Supernaturals but come the fuck on...there is no reason for Malia to be with him. Even when Shelley Hennig and Ryan Kelley saw the fact they had to kiss, they texted each other like "Oh my god NOOOO".

I don't even like Stydia (I'm a Stalia girly through and through), but that was kind of a lame reason to break them up. It would have made more sense for it to be like "Oh we just worked better as a friendship duo. The relationship put too much strain on stuff, so we broke it off years ago." I'm still mad about how they ended Stalia, btw. He walked out of the car over a disagreement, and that constitutes a break-up??? In what world is that breaking up??? They were so cute for each other! Pretty sure they were the only couple to last a full season too, other than maybe Scott and Allison in season 2, but that's debatable since she turned on them at some point.

If Malia and Stiles can stay together after he hid the identity of her father from her and they don't talk for like a week, then they can stay together over him killing in self defence, and her siding with him over his own guilt. LIKE BRO SHE WASN'T DISAGREEING WITH YOU, SHE WAS SAYING SHE SUPPORTED YOU REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU DID! SHE KILLED HER OWN FAMILY, TRUST ME, SHE KNOWS HOW IT FEELS!

Honestly, I'm livid they neglected the creatures. They hinted at so many as well. We never saw a full Kanima, and we never saw the...Dragon thingie or whatever it was. Remember that guy Liam and Hayden met with the wings that were cut off? That guy. What even was he? There are so many things they could have done. Kelpie, Hydra, Werebear, Gorgon, Vampire, Ghosts, and Minotaurs, etc. They could have gone full Percy Jackson with that shit but they just gave us tiny sprinkles because they ran out of creative juices I suppose.

Honestly, same. I made this plot in my head, also half-baked, that could have given them another season, which introduced Dragons and entirely separate culture with several subspecies of weredragons from different cultures. I wrote a few chapters on Wattpad but I haven't touched it in over a year XD

okay so can we talk about how dirty they did theo??? not even the whole thiam thing (which totally should have happened, you can fight me on that).

but like the hellscape they sent him to?? like I know he killed people. but so did Peter. so did Chris. so did Jackson. and yeah Jackson in particular had extenuating circumstances. but you're telling me theo didn't?? like he was kidnapped, experimented on, and raised by literal sociopaths from the age of what?? 9?? he probably spent years trying to make friends with the other chimeras before they became failures and died!!

the Dread Doctors mess with people's minds and memories on MULTIPLE occasions and you expect me to believe that that little child maliciously pushed his big sister to her death?? for what?? no, I refuse. I refuse to believe that a nine year old child (in their right mind) decided to murder their older sibling. no. either the Dread Doctors fucked with him like they did Tracy or they killed Tara and made Theo believe it was him.

I also refuse to believe that that was actually Tara that dragged him to hell. no matter what the dessert fox ladies said. I firmly and immovably believe that that was Theo's own creation. that his subconscious believed that this is what he deserved for what happened to Tara. that his own guilt was literally trying to rip him apart.

I acknowledge that without the hellscape Theo would not have been the Theo that anyone would even want around. but I am thoroughly mad about the hypocrisy on everyone involved's part.

The only reason they punished Theo is because he almost beat them. Stiles HATED Theo because he outsmarted him. Malia hated Theo because he tricked her. Liam hated him because he used his own mind against. Scott hated Theo because Theo managed to rip his pack apart and actually killed him. (I will make an exception to the hypocrisy on Malia's part cuz that is actually on brand for her.)

And again he did kill people, but his eyes are still gold/yellow. he never killed an innocent. not like Peter or Chris or Jackson or other characters I am forgetting (leaving out Malia and Derek cuz Malia's was her mom's fault and Derek's was Peter's fault, technically Jackson's was not his fault but the point stands) oh like Deucalion and his alpha pack.

and if someone says that his eyes don't change color bcuz he is a chimera, maybe. just maybe. but can you name someone he killed that had not already killed someone (besides Scott and that is iffy)

i will retract any of the above points if feasible contradicting evidence is found. I am also very, very open to discussions about and additions to my argument.

[simpforfictionalmen4ever]

Aaron Hotchner x Reader

Warnings: heavy smut, gun kink, breeding kink, rough sex, manhandling, oral sex (f&m) ....

"Come on truth or dare " shouted Derek as he wrapped his arm around my shoulder

"Okay!" Emily shouted back through loud music. We all sat down and got our drinks . Strange thing is that Aaron fucking Hotchner decided that he wanted to play as he calls " childish game"

Aaron Hotchner. The most irritating, annoying, hardass  man on the planet. He always had time to play on my nerves . We hated eachother but team of profilers could see sexual tension between us. He was hella attractive, this raven black and thick hair, goddamn hazel eyes and ravishing side profile. Don't even let me get started on his body.

His trousers always fit his thick and long legs heavenly. Who am i kidding?! He was walking sex god but at the same time total asshole

" Derek truth or dare " asked JJ

"Dare duh " Derek said without hesitation

"Okay, i dare you to get someone's number " Said JJ and Derek smirked . We all knew that it was simple operation for Derek so soon he came back with couple of numbers

"One even offered me to go to the bathroom " he laughed

"So pretty boy truth or dare?"  Questioned Derek

"D-dare?" Spencer knew that Derek wouldn't go easy on him

"Go to the bathroom with some chick "

"No, what if i get STI or something ? And also one night stands aren't really my thing " he said awkwardly

"Go you need to get laid " Derek dragged him out on the dance floor and left him there "you will thank me pretty boy, enjoy yourself !"

"Y/n truth or dare " said Aaron

"It's not your turn asshole " he just rolled his eyes and waited for the answer

"Fine truth " Emily and Garcia cheered because it was the first truth

"What is your biggest kink?" Oh he went there. Should i lie ? Because i don't think i can look them in the eyes after that. I drank my shot and mumbled something

"What was that sweetheart" Aaron teased, even though he was calling me 'sweetheart' just because to make me mad it somehow always caused weird feeling in my tummy

"Guns " i said embarrassed Aaron only raised his beautiful brows while everyone was screaming or laughing

"I think I'm too old to listen to this " Rossi cracked a smile and winked at me causing me to blush

"OH MY GOD" screamed Penelope

"Come on she's embarrassed " laughed Derek and kissed my temple

"Who knew that my best friend was THAT kinky " chuckled Emily

"DEREK " Reid came screaming. Thank god that i wasn't in the center of attention, but i felt pair of eagle eyes staring at me. Aaron licked his lips and smirked. I just showed him middle finger  and he made a hole with his thumb and pointer finger . I cringed and rolled my eyes at his childish actions

" She she wanted to eat my shit " Reid panted as he tried to hide behind Rossi

Team tried to contain their giggles but Derek laughed like maniac

"It's not funny guys ! "

'meet me outside in 5 minutes ' i got text from Aaron what the fuck

'fuck you Hotchner ' i decided to push his buttons

'i will drag you out '

'yes yes of course , would love to see you trying ' i rolled my eyes and put down my phone.

In about 5 minutes Aaron stood up and looked at me i just rolled my eyes and smirked sarcastically

"Okay then" he mumbled " bye guys "

He bent down and threw me over his shoulder. He wasn't joking. HE WASN'T JOKING

"Aaron put me down " i screamed and team was laughing

"They are gonna fuck !!! Yes finally" screamed Emily

"Rossi please tell him to put me down " it was too late Aaron was walking straight to the exit

As soon as we got out he slapped my bum causing me to scream

"Don't scream like a cheap whore sweetheart " okay this did something to me but i will never admit it

"Are you out of your mind Hotchner? It is embarrassing" i hissed

"I gave you an option but you decided to play on my nerves , so here we are "

Our hotel room was close so i guess he was taking me there. He was going to fuck me. Who knows how many times I've imagined him while i was playing with myself

"Put me down i can walk ! "

The whole way we were arguing and he kept slapping my ass. He didn't put me down when we stepped in the hotel room. He threw me on the bed.

"Now that I'm finally giving you attention, will you stop wearing that slutty dresses?"

"You are so full of yourself. I'm not wearing them for you-" okay that wasn't entirely true but he doesn't need to know

" You are wearing blue thong and you know blue is my favourite colour ,you also know that i have thing for woman's collar bones so here you are with bare shoulders and the heels, we all know that you hate wearing them but you wore them for me " no shit Sherlock

"Cat got your tongue?" He teased

"Fuck you "

"Oh you will little one " b-u-t-t-e-r-f-l-i-e-s.

He just ripped my dress revealing my bare breasts and blue thong

"Are you mental?! That dress was expensive as fuck and you -" he put his huge veiny hand on my mouth and kissed my neck

"First of all nice tits second of all I will buy you all the dresses you want "  he mumbled

Then it hit me. I was naked underneath the most beautiful and hot man ever. I wrapped my hands around  my  knees trying to cover myself

"Don't you dare sweetheart " he whispered in my ear sending shivers down my spine " you are the most beautiful woman i ever laid eyes on"

" So beautiful, so gorgeous" he kissed the back of my neck " so perfect " he said looking into my eyes

How can someone be this perfect ?!!

He gently removed my hands from my knees  and kissed my hand

"No need to be insecure, you have no idea how ravishing you are right now , so hot , only for me" only for him.

I crashed our lips together and he quickly got between my legs. I tangled my hand in his soft hair and let our tongues dance together.

He bit my bottom lip and smirked into a kiss then he showed his tongue down in my mouth and fought for the dominance . I moaned and it pushed him over the edge. I removed his jacket and went for his tie when he removed his lips from mine. He left one cheesy peck on my lips and started unbuttoning his shirt

Oh god. Zeus is that you?

I heard a laugh and i blushed realising that i said it out loud

I palmed his erection through his pants and he groaned. Lord he was big

I started unbuckling his belt and he started leaving hickies  on my neck and collar bone

I pushed his pants down and left him in his black boxers. Hot.

He removed my panties and showed it in his jacket's pocket.

"Naughty man, stealing my panties "  i knew that it would be all wet

"Shush" he spread  my legs and stared at my pussy with wide eyes

"This is the most beautiful pussy I've ever seen" he said and kissed my clit causing me to whimper

"Aaron you don't need to - "

"Do i have to shut your mouth for you ? Because i know couple of ways " I felt my pussy getting wetter and he chuckled

" Such a slut"

He dived into my pussy and started circling my clit , i leat out a loud moan  and he smirked against my sex

He found my clit with his mouth while guys my age can't even find it with their fingers

I felt his hands sneak around my waist and he suddenly flips me on my stomach .

Seeing Aaron manhandling me is the hottest thing , my quivering cunt is the evidence

"Baby you are dripping " he groaned as he licked from my clit to my ass. Okay everything with him is hot .

He put a finger inside of my asshole with a struggle and moaned at the sight, he wasn't the only one who moaned.

"Such a tight little asshole "  he spreaded my  ass cheeks  with both hands and started rimming my hole

"Shit Aaron " i groaned

Then he put his mouth on my hot pussy lips and started lapping on them, soon i felt something wet going into my slit. He put his tongue in my and started teasing me. My moans has never stopped

"A-aaron stop I'm going to cum" he didn't stop in fact he hummed against my pussy sending vibrations and making me scream. I gripped his hair  and he hummed again

I felt him doing some weird motions with his skilled tongue but it felt so good, I've never experienced such pleasure from oral sex

Shit. He was writing his name on my pussy, that was the last thought before i stepped into a pure bliss. No one has ever made me cum with their tongue and he didn't even use his fingers

"So fucking sweet" he said as he licked his lips

"Oh god. Fuck" i received a harsh slap on my cunt

"Language !"

"That was amazing " i breathed

" We haven't even started yet pretty girl"  he smirked  and kissed my lips

"God you look fucked out already. What a dirty little whore . Opening legs for your boss"

"As if you don't want me "

smack.

He slapped my face. It went straight to my core

"I told you to be quiet , didn't i?" I nodded my head  "good girl "

"Can -can i taste you ?" I said looking at his boxers. His bulge was so big and hard as rock

" Little cock slave " he chuckled and removed his boxers.  He seemed big but holy shit, not only was he long but also so thick

How am i going to take it. There is no way.

"You are going to take it all " his husky voice said  i just nodded my head like a dumb slut

I kept staring at it as it was a piece of art.

His tip was pink and angry. His base had thick veins and god his balls. It was so big and symmetrical

"Cockdrunk whore " he smirked and petted my head

He stood right Infront of the edge of the bed and i was sitting. I just wanted to have my head between his strong  thighs 

"Take a picture it will last longer " he chuckled and i took my phone from the nightstand and took a picture

"Oh god " he rolled his eyes

His hand grabbed my hair and he forced his whole shaft down my throat

"Shit " he hissed . I was shocked by his action but i wasn't complaining

I gagged and tried to get up but he thrusted his hips into my mouth and my nose hit his freshly trimmed pubic hair. Instead of fighting i took his balls in my hand and started playing with them. God they were so heavy and soft

I successfully reached his balls with my tongue and he let out animalistic groan

"Shit baby you are doing so good " i hummed and he moaned

Tears started streaming down my face

"You look pre- pretty when you cry " he bit his lip as i looked up at him

i removed my mouth  to breathe and he smiled down at me

I gave his tip kitten licks and tasted his pre-cum.

"Don't tease love " LOVEEEEE

"Sorry sir " his eyes widened and smirk appeared on his face

I sucked on his tip and stroked his base and balls

"Finally the way to shut you up bonus  you look so bloody sexy with my cock down your throat "

I swirled my tongue around his tip and he tightened his grip on my hair, then i licked from his balls to his head following his veins, i finally put his half dick in my mouth causing him to growl

"I'm cumming slut don't you dare and stop" i hummed

"Do that again " i followed my own strategy

"I said do that again filthy little harlot" i disobeyed him again

That's when he threw me on the bed and slapped my face . He laid down and pushed me between his legs. He showed his cock down my throat and wrapped his legs around my neck.

"Breathe through your nose " he said and he started bobbing his hips

The feeling was overwhelming but seeing i caused my dream man to roll his eyes made me cum  and he instantly knew

"You just came didn't you? So treating the way you deserve makes your little cunny wet? Disgusting girl " he patted my cheek and continued brutally fucking my mouth.

I pushed my index finger in his asshole and he moaned so loud

I wanted to stimulate his prostate and as it seems i did it because Aaron Hotchner came in seconds with heavenly moan

His cum was thick and white, not to mention tasty. I swallowed every drop and he groaned

"Naughty girl " he breathed and i smirked as he let me go

"Disobey me again and see what happens"

"Just bark no bite " he smirked at my words and took something from his pants. I heard 'click' sound and saw a gun. Shit. Thats where it all started.

"Is-is it loaded?" I gulped

"Where do you think we are? In the kindergarten?" He chuckled 

"You do trust me right? "  I nodded "words pretty girl"

" I do "

"Say it" he insisted as he started cleaning the gun

" I trust you Aaron "

"Good " he laid down next to me and cuddled with me

"Oh you want cuddles baby?" I earned a slap on my tits

  

He opened my legs and started drawing '8' on my puffy clit , then i felt something cold near to my vagina.

"Aaron what the fuck , you are supposed to-"

"Did i ask ?" Rude.

He squirted lube on my pussy and i scoffed

"I'm already Niagara " he chuckled

"Shush  and close your eyes" i did s i was told and after one minute something touched my walls

"Aaron it hurts and its cold " i said as i gripped his arm "agh" it went deeper

"Open your eyes " i opened my eyes and i saw loaded gun going in and out my vagina

"Shit what kind of game is this ?" I asked as he continued fucking me with gun

"No bite huh? Should i shoot?"

"NOO Aaron don't you dare no Aaron please no " he pulled the trigger and i came. What kind of monster am i?

"Whore"

"Are you planing to play Russian roulette? You scared the shit out of me "

"You came darling " he kissed my temple

"Should i shoot again?" I avoided eye contact and he laughed

"God didn't know that you were that desperate floozy for me, risking her life to cum "

He shoot again and i was on the edge

"Please Aaron finger me"

"Wanna bet that the next one would kill you?" He removed soaked gun from my taut and checked a bullet. He was right. That's why i trusted him i know that he won't risk my life if he isn't sure about something

He put his 2 big fingers in and started thrusting them.

"Knew that you would be this tight"

"I don't think you will be able to walk tomorrow"

"Who said I wanted to walk?"

He flipped me on my knees and hands and made me arch my back

"Cocky bitch " he mumbled and teased my opening with his tip

"Aaron ! Put it in me !" I hissed

"Tsk tsk tsk doll "

"Please Aaron fuck the daylight out of me" he smiled and aimed his member

"Be gentle please, I don't think i can take it a-" i was interrupted by my own scream. He thrusted in me without warning and didn't even give me time to adjust. Aaron was groaning like a beast

"The most hot and tight cunt ever" he moaned and started abusing my pussy, his balls were slapping my clit but all i was feeling was pain

"Please it hurts" i sobbed and he smacked my ass

"Better get used to it " he grunted and squeezed my hips, I'm pretty sure it will bruise but who cares , obviously not me

I screamed as pain turned into the most amazing feeling and I'm pretty sure I've never experienced it before.

"Look at you, panting like a dog, i don't even think you are worthy of my cum but " he moaned and continued " but wanna fill you up with my cum, paint your insides and make you mine "

"Aaron" i moaned and clenched my cunt

"Scream my name darling " he slapped my arse again and then pulled my hair

"Aaron "

"I don't think people 3 floors down heard you, scream like you mean it" he grabbed gun and pointed it  against my head. I knew that it was loaded and could blow my brains out but i trusted Aaron with my life and I couldn't deny how good it felt

"You fuck me so good daddy"  shit.

"Little slut " he slammed me down on his cock and started railing me in a brutal pace

"It hurts so good " i moaned out "god "

"No god here only me sweetheart"

"All i can ever think about is fucking this sloppy cunt , tell me that this pussy is only mine"

"It is fucking yours " i mumbled

"Who's?"

"Yours Aaron "

"Come again" he gripped my hair more tightly and fastened his movements

"Yours daddy " i screamed and he groaned

"That's right  slut. Now I'm gonna breed you like a bitch you are. M'gonna make your belly swollen with my baby" shit this sent me over the edge and i almost came but he shouted " don't you dare harlot"

"Please wanna cum so bad " i cried

"You. Will. Cum. When. I. Say. So" he said between his thrusts

"Wanna cary my child?"

"Yes yes daddy i want to ha-have your baby"

"Im going to get you fucking pregnant" he  pushed gun tightly to my head 

"Please daddy may i c-cum?" I stuttered as he stretched out my cunt

"Go " he said and wrapped his arms around my naked and sore body . We came at the same time and i swear i saw the stars

"That- that was the best sex of my life " breathed aaron as he pulled out " i felt so empty without his dick stuffing me

"Same , i lost count of my orgasms " i mumbled and kissed his lips

"Be right back " he disappeared in the bathroom and came back with wet washcloth

"You are a whole package huh?" I chuckled causing him to smile

"Only for my lady" his lady. " Aww you blushed "

"Shut up" he started cleaning me up by the time i stopped smiling like an idiot he was done cleaning me, he left one kiss on my clit and i moaned

"I think you need to sleep " he said and kissed my forehead

"Is this all you got old man?" I teased

"Your smart mouth will get you in trouble one day "

"Or will get me out of trouble " i winked and he rolled his eyes. We both knew that i was the one who couldn't go one more round because i was completely fucked out physically and emotionally

"Little girl just close your eyes "

"Not without a kiss " i argued and he grinned

"Here you go " he pecked me on my lips and i smiled. I turned my head around and kissed his cheek

" We should've done it before "

"Yes but we can't change past so we should do it more often , what do you think sweetheart"

"Why is this even a question"

We chuckled and i put my head on his chest

"Goodnight daddy" he smacked my ass

"Goodnight little minx "

[teenwolffan-with-nolife]

Can I request one with Derek please where he wants to propose to y/n and has the ring hidden, but she finds it and doesn't tell him. Then when he proposes, she kinda has to act surprised. Thank you

thanks for requesting!

"I swear to god, these stupid..." you looked through your room nearly a hundred times, trying to find your earring as you sighed, running your fingers through your hair.

"(Y/N), it's not here, can we please just go?" you could hear the impatience in Stiles' voice as you shook your head.

"This earring looks amazing with this outfit, okay? If I'm going to pretend to be a professional, I need to dress like one, we just need to look once more," you opened your drawer once more, pulling your clothes out.

"I'm looking in Derek's stuff," Stiles opened the drawer as you shook your head.

"It's not gonna be in there, that's his side, not mine," you continued to look through, hearing silence from Stiles, while you frowned, turning to face him.

He seemed to be staring at something in the drawer.

"Is it a spider?" you jumped slightly, feeling tense before he shook his head.

"What the hell is it?! Stiles, I hate bugs," you groaned.

The expression on his face didn't waver, he gulped slightly before he reached into the drawer.

"Uhm..."

He held up a small velvet box as you gasped, your eyes widening.

"I-Is it a... is it a ring?" you asked softly.

"No, it's a unicorn. What the fuck else would it be?!" Stiles exclaimed.

You felt a wave of joy hit you as you laughed softly, feeling your heart racing.

Oh my god

You could see yourself spending the rest of your life with Derek, it's been over a year and you knew there was no one else out there you could find that would be as amazing as him.

"Put it back where you found it and we will agree to lie to our friends the rest of our lives, deal?" Stiles immediately nodded, he dreaded Derek hearing Stiles went through his belongings.

"You're gonna get married... holy shit," Stiles exclaimed.

"Shut up! Is that why... we're going out tonight... it's supposed to... I," your mind felt like it was going to explode as you inhaled deeply, Stiles shaking his head.

"Come on, let's just go," you nodded, following him out as you tried to hide the smile on your face, finding it more and more difficult.

---

You wrapped your arms around Derek's waist, leaning your head against his chest as the two of you laid on the blanket.

There was a slight chill in the air, but there was no better place in Beacon Hills. That was the spot you met Derek, all those years ago as he ran away from the fire. It was the first time you ever laid eyes on him, a moment the both of you could never forget.

"I love you," Derek muttered, pressing his lips to yours.

"I love you too," you whispered.

"Remember when we met?" he asked softly as you nodded.

"The moment I first saw you in the woods, I fell in love with you," you felt your face go warm as a small smile grew on it.

"All I know is that I could never imagine spending my life with anyone that isn't you, I want to be with you for as long as we both live.”

Derek sat up, holding your hands as you looked into his eyes, letting out a shaky breath.

"There's no one else I'd want to be with either. You're the only person I've ever felt this way about," you saw his face soften, a gentle smile as he ran his fingers through his hair, reaching into his pocket.

Is this it?

"(Y/N)..."

Your heart was racing, you could tell his was too.

"I want to spend the rest of my life with you, will you marry me?" tears instantly filled your eyes, as you nodded, seeing a look of relief on Derek's face.

"Yes, yes of course! God," you wrapped your arms around him tightly, pressing your lips to his as he laughed softly, holding onto you.

You pressed your lips against his, closing your eyes as a tear slipped down your cheek.

You laughed, wiping it away.

"I love you," you said, holding him once more.

"I love you too," he stroked your cheek, pressing a kiss to your forehead as you sniffled.

"Oh, we need to plan everything! Wait, maybe we should call someone... We need to tell the pack, or maybe we should wait... Maybe..." Derek continued to laugh as you began to list everything you could think of, rolling your eyes at him.

"If I kiss you will you shut up?" he asked.

"Why don't you try and find out?"

"Deal," you smiled against his lips, the two of you laying on the floor as he stroked your cheek.

"I love you."

"I love you too."

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[greyeyedmonster-18]

(i'm not gonna do it, i'm not gonna do it, i'm not gonna do--

....we did it. enjoy this while i get my shit together)

--

The last time Lily Evans had slept on a mattress on the floor of an apartment had been four years ago and it had been a mistake. The tequila and the late night and the boy at the bar had all been a colossal mistake from which she learned one important lesson: no boy in the world was cute enough to warrant a night on a stained mattress with shitty navy blue sheets that probably hadn’t ever been washed. She had the convenient excuse then of being young and stupid when she woke up on some stranger's mattress--Robert? Derek? She couldn’t remember his name now and didn’t care to--all those years ago, but now that excuse had been retired, she was coming up empty and her dignity had been swallowed alongside what felt like an entire bottle of tequila.

At least the sheets are clean…

She silenced the alarm on her phone before it had a chance to go off. It was early and with any luck, she could make it out without ever having to interact with the boy with messy hair and hazel eyes and a stupid fucking smile ever again. Her tongue was dry and her head was pounding. Lily didn’t have to even check a mirror to know that her red hair, which she was sure she put up into a knot last night was resembling something of a bird's nest, and she probably had mascara circles under her eyes. Was shame the latest trend? Could she carry regret like a designer handbag into her morning meeting and hope for the best? Lily had every intention of tiptoeing away, wearing the white sheet as a sort of dress (couture, darling) as she wandered around the tiny room searching for her clothes only to have vague memories of losing her underwear in the fucking hallway. Her jeans were probably there too, or worse on the front doormat. WIPE YOUR FEET AND TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. Lily groaned as quietly as she could, deciding she was just going to deal with the embarrassment; this wouldn’t have been the first time she had to walk naked in a boy's apartment, in front of roommates…or mothers, after all. She had just made it to the door, taking in the sight of cardboard boxes on the ground, when a second alarm started going off, the boy stirring on his mattress, and sitting up in bed almost immediately.

Oh god, he was a morning person.

“‘Morning,” he said, hand reaching up to his dark curls, running his hands through it as if the previous night's activities hadn't made it messy enough.

Lily laughed awkwardly, “Yep…it is, and uhm, I have work--”

“Oh, cool, so do I! It’s my first day!” He replied cheerfully as he reached his arms up to stretch. Lily held onto her high fashion sheet for dear life. Golden brown skin and armpit hair of all fucking things was going to have her accidentally dropping things.

She cleared her throat, trying to muster any sort of respectability, “That’s cute, really. It’s not my first day, I’m actually…kind of, you know what? It doesn’t matter, I…have work work, and need to go, now…now-ish would be great. Do you remember where my…anything went?”

The boy laughed, seemingly unfazed by alcohol from the night before, a spring in his step as he approached Lily, not an ounce of shame as he walked towards her stark naked. “Bathroom?” he offered, tilting his head a little, “That was the first stop. You don’t remember?”

“Can’t say I do. I’m sure you did great though, it's nothing personal,” she told him nodding, and the boy looked taken aback for a moment before his stupid smile threatened to find its way onto his face. “So I’ll just head in there, get my clothes and we’ll never see each other again. Okay?”

“I had a really nice time,” he said, “And you know I just moved here--”

“Again, not my problem uh--”

“James.”

“James, right, I’m Lily, I’d say nice to meet you but that’s a waste of time. I’m going to go, and we won’t see each other ever again. Okay? Deal?”

“But I--”

“Great, have a good first day Jason.”

“James.”

“Of course it is,” she said, finally able to make her getaway, opening the door and running to the bathroom across the hall to get her clothes, contemplating which was worse: sleeping with someone who didn’t even own a bedframe when she was a board-certified Doctor with a fancy office decorated in degrees and publications, or sleeping with someone who didn’t even own a bedframe, getting dressed in their bathroom, having flashbacks to just a few hours ago when she was hoisted up onto the sink, her legs spread, moaning, and wanting to do it again. Even if she did just pretend to forget his name.

[themetaphorgirl]

the patron saint kids go to a waterpark

hello yes my writing is extremely rusty but this was very fun and cute and self indulgent and I’ve missed writing these babies.

also send me prompts!! I have a whole archive of half finished prompt fills and I’m trying to work up the courage to write things again!

also James Howard Blake is the sweetest of himbos and I love him.

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James pushed his sunglasses to the top of his head. “Okay, so somebody needs to carry the cooler-”

“I’ll get it.”

“-and there’s a box of cookies from my dad’s bakery-”

“Me!”

“Don’t touch those, Derek, you’ll eat all of them before any of us get a chance. Emily can carry them.”

“Do we trust Emily?”

“We shouldn’t trust me.”

“-and there’s a bag with all of the sunscreen and shit-”

Alex reached around him. “I’ve got it,” she said. 

“I just need everybody to stay together,” Hotch said, scanning around their group to make sure no one had gone missing yet. “The last thing we need is for everybody to go missing.”

Derek shifted his weight from one foot to the other. “But what if all the good spots are taken?” he asked. “I don’t want to sit in the sun all day.”

“We can go claim a spot with an umbrella,” JJ said.

Hotch rolled his eyes. “Okay, okay, Derek and JJ can run ahead, everybody else stay together,” he said, and Derek and JJ took off running.

Dave hefted the cooler out of his trunk. “How did I get talked into this?” he complained. 

“Because water parks are fun,” James said cheerfully as he helped Spencer clamber out of the backseat. “It’ll be a good time.”

“Water parks are not fun,” Dave said.

“You never have any fun,” Alex countered. 

“These things are cesspools,” Dave said. He looked down at Spencer. “Back me up here, kid. Don’t you have some facts about how unsanitary these places are?”

Spencer opened his mouth. James covered it with his hand. “Just relax, Dave,” he said. “Besides, we all know that you’re just going to spend the whole time sleeping on a lounger.”

“I’m not going to sleep, I’m going to catch up on my reading,” Dave said.

Emily pulled her hair back into a sloppy ponytail. “I, for one, am staying in the water as long as humanly possible,” she said as she snapped a hair tie into place. “I miss not being able to go to a beach on the weekends when I feel like it, and I guess this is closest I can get.”

Alex took Spencer’s hand as they started the walk across the parking lot. “It’ll be fun, I promise,” she said. “We used to come here all the time when we were underclassmen.”

“And then we found more exciting places to hang out,” Dave mumbled under his breath.

They made it through the turnstiles and headed towards the sea of lounge chairs and umbrellas. Hotch squinted at his phone. “JJ says they’re on the right hand side close to the wave pool,” he said. 

“Oh! There they are!” Penelope said, waving enthusiastically. “They did find a good spot.”

Derek and JJ had staked out a cluster of umbrellas and chairs in a shady spot near a few trees. “God, that took forever,” Derek said. “Are we good now?” He ripped his shirt over his head and kicked off his flipflops. “They have a bunch of body slides and Jayje and I want to go now.”

“Oh! Me too!” Emily said as she wrestled out of her coverup. “Don’t leave without me.” 

Penelope’s jaw dropped. “Is that a Gucci bikini?” she demanded.

Emily frowned and twisted around, trying to look for a tag. “I guess, I don’t know,” she said. “My mom bought it for me. Is that a big deal?”

“Yeah, just a little bit,” Penelope said. “You’re wearing a Gucci bikini to a waterpark.”

JJ snapped the strap of her teal one piece. “My mom got this for me at Target,” she said cheerfully. “Can we go now?”

“Okay, wait, hold on, everyone needs to put on sunscreen,” Alex said. She rummaged in her bag and pulled out a couple of bottles. “I’m not going to deal with the aftermath with everybody getting sunburned.”

JJ rolled her eyes. “Fine, I guess,” she said. She squished a dollop of sunscreen into her hands and slapped it on her shoulders. 

Alex wiped sunscreen over Spencer’s nose and cheeks. “Did you know the ancient Greeks used to use olive oil as sunscreen?” he said. “Although that seems more likely to cook someone than to- ow! It’s in my eye!”

“Sorry, bug,” Alex said, wiping his eye with the pad of her thumb. “Stop squirming.” He scowled and continued to try to weasel his way out of her grip. 

James pulled his shirt off and dropped it into Alex’s tote bag. “So what’s everybody doing?” he said. “You guys are going on the slides-”

Emily choked. “Jesus christ, Blake, you have a license to carry those guns?” she said. “Alex, why didn’t you tell me?”

“Tell you what?”

“That your boyfriend is hiding muscles,” Emily said. “Holy shit, where did those come from?”

James glanced self-consciously at his freckled shoulders. “I’ve always had them?” he said. “I mean, I guess I carry a lot of heavy stuff at the bakery…”

“Yeah, that checks out, it’s very Peeta Mellark of you,” Penelope added.

“If I could wolf whistle, I would wolf whistle at you right now,” Emily said. “It’s a good thing for Alex that no one at St. Thaddeus knows what you’re hiding under your sweater vest, or you would have had girls literally throwing themselves at you. You’re a lucky girl.”

Alex’s face turned bright red. “So, uh, you guys are going on the slides, right?” she said hastily. Penelope, what about you?”

“I plan on spending the whole day in the wave pool,” she said as she slid on a pair of hot pink heart shaped sunglasses that matched her hot pink high waisted bikini and the scrunchies in her hair. “I like going out as far as possible so the waves can just wreck my shit.”

“Fun,” Dave said dryly. “I will be here. Not napping. Reading.” He brandished a pulp paperback. “I am going to read this book, and I’m going to even out my tan, and I’m not going anywhere near the water.”

James raked his hair out of his eyes. “Spencer, where do you want to go, kiddo?” he asked.

Spencer shrugged. “I don’t know, I’ve never been swimming before,” he said. Alex had dressed him in a matched rash guard and shorts set, and he pulled at the neckline. “Do I have to wear this shirt? I don’t like it.”

“I don’t want you getting burned,” Alex said. “Not like last-” She stopped midsentence, cleared her throat, and smoothed his hair back from his forehead. “Maybe you can take it off later, but not right now.”

“Let’s go to the shallow part of the wave pool,” James suggested. “Until you figure out what you want to do.”

Spencer looked up at Hotch. “Will you come with us?” he asked. 

Hotch sighed. “Sure,” he said. “At least for a little while.”

“I’m going to the lazy river,” Alex said. “I also have a book, but unlike Dave I can multitask.” Dave, already lounging in a chaise under an umbrella with his sunglasses on, flipped her off lazily. “What time do we want to do lunch? Like one?”

“Yeah, that works,” James said. “We can meet back here around then. Does that work for everybody?”

“Sounds good, have fun, see you later!” Derek said as he, Emily, and JJ took off. 

Spencer grabbed Hotch’s hand. “I probably should have mentioned this earlier,” he said. “But I don’t really swim.”

Hotch looked down at him. “You know what? Somehow I’m not surprised by that,” he said. “James and I will keep an eye on you.”

“It’s also why Alex made me get this,” Spencer said glumly, pulling on the hem of his bright orange swim shirt. “I wanted the purple one.”

“Orange is more visible in water,” she reminded him.

“I know, but I look like a traffic cone.”

“A very cute traffic cone,” she said. She bent to kiss his cheek. “Oh, I forgot I just put sunscreen on you. Ugh.”

James laughed and kissed the top of her head. “You go have fun with your book,” he said. “You ready, Spence?” Spencer flashed a thumbs up. 

The waterpark was busy but not overcrowded; James made sure to keep Hotch, Spencer, and Penelope in his line of sight as they walked down to the wave pool. “Is this salt water or chlorine?” Spencer asked.

“Definitely chlorine,” Hotch said. 

“Did you know chlorine can turn blonde hair green?” Spencer said. He side-eyed Penelope. 

“That’s a risk I’m willing to take,” Penelope called over her shoulder as she forged ahead of them into the wave pool.

Hotch waded into the water, still holding Spencer’s hand. “How’re you feeling, Bug?” he asked.

“This is fine,” Spencer said, already up to his knees. He slipped his hand free of Hotch’s grip. “I think I like swimming.”

“That’s good, but don’t get ahead of yourself,” James said, his hand hovering over Spencer’s shoulder as they waded out farther. “Pace yourself.”

Spencer paddled clumsily, splashing water around them as his toes started to reach off the ground. “I think I’m okay,” he said. “It’s funny, it’s hot enough that temperature of the water could be elevated as high as-” He stopped midsentence and shrieked as a wall of water lapped high enough to knock him over. James braced himself against the wave and immediately pulled the skinny nine year old out of the water. Spencer gasped for breath, spluttering and choking. “What was that?”

“That’s the wave part of the wave pool,” James laughed. Spencer scrambled to climb him like a tree, still coughing. “What did you think would happen?”

“I thought the water would stay put!” Spencer protested, wrapping his arms around James’s neck in a death grip. “Waves only belong in an ocean!”

Hotch brushed his hair out of his eyes. He was still wearing his tee shirt, now soaked through, and it hung heavy on his lanky frame. “No, there’s definitely waves here,” he said. “Every couple of minutes.” He grinned. “I thought you were doing fine and you liked swimming.”

“I reserve the right to change my mind,” Spencer said. He relaxed his grip on James’s shoulders and James let him float a little in the water, his hands still hovering close to his sides. “This part isn’t too bad.”

“Well, we won’t go out too far if you don’t like it,” Hotch said.

“No, it’s okay,” Spencer said. “This is fine.”

James squinted out towards the far edge of the wave pool. “Wow, Penelope wasn’t kidding,” he said. He pointed to a tiny hot pink dot on the far horizon. “She really did get out there as far as she could.”

“She did say she wanted it to wreck her shit,” Hotch said. The wave machine rumbled ominously, eliciting squeals from the swimmers in the pool. “Okay, kid, there’s another one coming, are you ready?”

“Yeah,” Spencer said. His eyes widened as the wave began to form. “No, no, I don’t think I’m ready. I don’t think I like this.”

“Do you want to get out of the pool and do something else?” James asked.

“No, we can stay,” Spencer said. “We can- I would like to leave now, please!”

Hotch laughed as he picked Spencer up and started wading back towards the edge of the pool. “You know, it might be a good idea to start with something a little less intimidating before you learn how to swim,” he said. 

The wave crashed over them, high enough to smack Spencer in the face and make him yelp but not enough to pull them down. Hotch set him down on the shore. “Do you want to go do something else?” he said. “There’s a section for smaller kids, we could go do that.”

“No, I don’t want to do that!” Spencer protested. “I’m not a baby!” He looked desperately back over his shoulder at the wave pool. “We can go back. It’s fine. I’ll be okay.”

Hotch gently untangled a wet matted curl in Spencer’s hair. “No, you hated that,” he said. “Do you want to go do slides or something?” Spencer shook his head stubbornly and started to walk away, then stopped. “What’s wrong? Where are you going?”

“The sand is too hot,” Spencer said plaintively, curling his ankles to stand on the outsides of his feet. “And it feels horrible.”

James could sense the impending sensory overload hovering over Spencer like a dark cloud. “How about we go hang out with Alex in the lazy river?” he said. “I can carry you if you want.”

Spencer nodded and James picked him up carefully. He was right, the sand was too hot and felt horrible. “We can go back later, I’ll be fine,” Spencer said.

“Yeah, we know,” Hotch said. “We’ll see how we feel later. It’ll be there all day.”

They walked to the nearest jumping-off point for the river; James set Spencer down at the edge with Hotch until he could fish out enough inner tubes for all three of them. Hotch hoisted Spencer into the kid-size floaty. “I think I like this better,” Spencer said. 

“Yeah?” Hotch said. “Me too.”

James caught sight of a familiar light blue floral bikini and a red ponytail. “Alex!” he called. “Alexandra!” She was intent on her book and didn’t notice him until he caught her innertube and spun her around gently. “Hi!”

“Oh, shit!” she said, nearly dropping her book. James caught it before it hit the water. “Hi! How long were you at the wave pool? How long have I been reading?”

“Not that long,” James said. He held onto her innertube so he could lean in to kiss her. “The wave pool wasn’t exactly a big hit.”

Spencer floated closer to them. “I didn’t like it very much,” he informed her. He pulled on the hem of his rash guard. “I don’t like this very much either. Can I take it off please? The water isn’t very deep and my shorts are still bright orange, I’m still visible.” 

Alex laughed. “Go ahead,” she said, and Spencer kicked around in the water as he wriggled out of the shirt and draped it over the side of his innertube. “We’ll just need to put more sunscreen on you.”

“Hotch, are you going to keep your shirt on the whole time?” James asked. “It’s getting pretty hot out.”

Hotch looked over at Alex. “If it’s not bothering him it’s fine,” she said. She set her book down on her thighs and signed something to Hotch; he signed back.

James spun Spencer around gently. “What are they saying?” he whispered.

“I didn’t hear anything.” 

“No, they were signing.”

“Oh, I missed it, I was turned around,” Spencer said. James sighed. Alex had taught both Spencer and Hotch what she had been learning in her ASL class, and he had tried his best to learn but he couldn’t keep up. He was best at math and science and he was hopelessly bad at languages.

The lazy river was definitely a better choice; the four of them floated around while Spencer talked happily and the rest of them listened in and added to the conversation when they could. James kept a hand on Alex’s innertube, keeping her from floating away from him while she read her book.

They were on their third or fourth loop when someone swam up behind Hotch and jumped onto the back of his innertube, making him yelp. “Jesus!” he spluttered.

Emily laughed as she hauled him upright again. “Sorry,” she said. “That was just too easy. Couldn’t resist.”

Hotch shot her a dirty look. “How were the slides?” James asked.

“Amazing,” JJ said, treading water behind Emily. “Even better once Derek started flirting with all the slide operators and they let us keep reriding.”

Derek grinned, kneeling on the edge of an innertube. “What can I say, the ladies love me,” he said. Emily gave him a light push and he flopped over into the water with an overdramatic splash. 

“Is it time for lunch?” JJ asked. “I’m starving.”

“Yeah, it’s probably close enough,” James said. “Somebody better go get Penelope.”

“I’ll go find her,” Derek said. “Are we meeting up with Dave?”

“Well, if we don’t wake him up for lunch, he’ll be pissed,” Alex said. “I know he swore he wasn’t going to take a nap, but trust me. He’ll be asleep, and he’ll be in a bad mood because he’s hungry and sunburned.”

Alex was right. When they made it back to their spot, Dave was fast asleep in his lounger with his true crime paperback dangling from his fingers. “Hey, Rossi, wake up, it’s lunchtime,” Emily said.

Dave bolted upright, tossing his book in the sand. “What the fuck are you doing, Prentiss?” he mumbled.

“I should ask you that, what the fuck are you wearing?” Emily said.

He ran his hand over his face. “Swimsuit?”

“That’s a fucking Speedo, Rossi,” Hotch said.

Dave squinted sleepily into the sand. “I got it in Italy, everybody in Italy wears them,” he said. “Where’s my book?”

“He always insists on that,” Alex said.

Emily picked up the book and tossed it at him. “What part of Italy do you visit, Rossi, nobody wears those,” she said. “Also you are red. Like fire engine red.”

“So’s your face,” Dave retorted. 

“I don’t care, it’ll just turn into a tan.”

Alex sat down on a lounger and pulled Spencer onto her lap. “You’re not burned, but you’re very pink, Bug,” she said. “And your hair is going to be a nightmare to untangle.” She sighed. “We’ll worry about that later.”

Hotch opened up the cooler. “Okay, who wants what?” he said. “There’s three kinds of sandwiches and there’s celery sticks and carrot sticks and-”

“Where’s the cookies from the Blakery?” Emily asked. “I could shotgun like twelve of those right now.”

“There’s not enough for that,” James said hastily. “But I bet if we stop by the bakery on the way home my dad will give us a bunch of leftovers.”

Spencer brightened. “Do you think I could get a cupcake?” he asked. “Also, I saw there’s an ice cream stand. Could I get ice cream, please?”

“You need real food or you’ll bounce off the walls,” Hotch said. “Or throw up. Or both.”

“C’mon, we’re at a waterpark, everyone eats junk when they’re at a waterpark,” Emily said. “What do you want, nugget? You can have whatever you like.”

Spencer’s eyes lit up and James laughed. “I guess we’ll just have to deal with the repercussions later,” he said.