#oh my god someone write this pls
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Watching the Olympics, and I was struck by the idea that Edwin would be a brilliant gymnast in some Catwin sports AU. And now my mind is whirling -- would the Cat King be a rival from another country, or on the same team? A coach? From another sport entirely, but he always manages to watch Edwin compete and it unnerves him? I wish I knew more about the Olympics because OMG OLYMPIC VILLAGE SHENANIGANS, or like an inJURY??? Ugh so much potential!!
#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#edwin/cat king#catwin#the cat king#dbda#fanfiction#au#olympics#oh my god someone write this pls
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The tavern around them has gone awfully quiet. He knows what the patrons are seeing, can hear their scared whispers, the fearful speculations of what's about to happen to him, knowd about the hushed words of a butcher at work. But Jaskier also knows Geralt, better than anyone else he'd like to think. He knows that the witcher in front of him is absolutely terrified of Jaskier.
The sword's edge held against his throat is silver. Geralt thinks he's a monster and Jaskier can't really blame him. Faced with their impending death, any other human would show clear signs of fear, but Jaskier's heart and mind are calmer than ever. He's been in this very tavern, in this very same situation too many times before. The sword has long stopped bothering him.
"Yes, I am aware how this looks, but for once, could you just trust me? I'm trying my best here but you're not-"
The sword draws blood and Jaskier stops talking. He's pretty sure he's about to fail again and already considers his next time approaching Geralt. Maybe playing clueless is the right choice after all, it definitely takes longer and means a lot more heartache for him in the end, but if he plays his cards right maybe this time-
#someone said they'd do my chores for me if i write more and oh gods pls do#the witcher#witcher#geraskier#jaskier#geralt#artistsfuneral about the witcher
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u know, once someone has pointed out the orientalism in most of fandom's depictions of jotun!loki you can never unsee it.
#it was always easy enough to spot in fanart but in fic you can't *see* it so it's maybe a bit less obvious? or else i'm just a bit thick.#but he's always in diaphanous silk 'bellydancer'-style garments and covered in gold hoop jewellery isn't he? D:#and none of the *other* jotuns get dressed like that so that plays even more into the 'exotic flower full of delicate eastern promise' thin#he's dressed to lounge around in a 19th century englishman's interpretation of the ottoman sultan's harem for some reason#(i've been reading some Thorki Arranged Marriage Fics of late and oh. my. god. can you find another less racist aesthetic pls?)#also semi-aside but i only just noticed fandom fixed the lack of jotun women in canon by just making them all Fantasy Hermaphrodites#even if someone breaks convention and gives Loki a birth mother it's usually a he/him one and like...#on one hand this looks Progressive but on the other it conveniently means nobody has to add any women to the story#that might actually explain why i felt weird when i was attempting a Jotunheim AU and i invented some women for it?#like oh my god you can't make his mother a woman what is this mary-sue self-insert nonsense?!#(i probably won't ever actually manage to write that fic but at least the planning stage was kind of fun)
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Yknow something that gets me abt certain fanon depictions of kai is that he’s portrayed with no sense of self preservation, as if he’s self sacrificing and burned out, and I think I dislike it bc it feels like the opposite of his character most of the time.
Yeah some of the actions he takes are harmful to himself in some way, but it’s never intended to, they were ways of coping and making himself feel better.
Like the green ninja plot, he is insecure in his place, so he strives for the highest title to make him feel better.
The red shogun isn’t him beating himself up and not caring about his own well being. He was winning fights, fully engaging in the job, taking his frustration out on others and drinking away his issues, and yeah there’s self loathing in that, but there’s also him trying to make himself feel better, to redirect hurt away from himself.
Him prematurely concluding his parents were the bad guys in s7, is (imo) his way of rationalising his mixed feelings, in order to keep himself okay.
He’s not a reckless war machine who throws himself into battle with no hesitation, he tries to keep himself safe.
Kai is self-prioritised and yknow I think people in general really demonise that kinda of trait both in fiction and irl and that’s actually kind of harmful. The self sacrificial trait is so grossly over romanticised and idk it’s a breathe of fresh air when you see a character who doesn’t start out that way or end that way. Like nothing wrong with that trait being written, it’s just like sometimes it feels like people are only allowed to prioritise themselves if they previously have no sense of self care, bc then it’s seen as a healthy improvement. But in any other case, it means you’re selfish and that’s a bad thing apparently.
Like no. Being selfish and loving yourself and thinking you are hot shit and the smartest person alive and prioritising things that make you happy. None of that makes you evil or morally wrong. If in attempts to meet your needs you try to hurt someone else, or end up hurting yourself, then the action you took was bad but the intent isn’t! Fuck the media that finds people loving themselves as immorally wrong! Fuck it! It is not sexy to hate yourself actually.
I want more fanon Kais indulge in activities that make him happy, Kais that make bad decisions in trying to protect himself and Kais that have good coping mechanisms because he’s still trying to protect himself he’s just found better ways of doing it.
Bc it’s canon and it feels like it gets erased a bit because people somehow don’t find self love appealing unless the character was self hating first.
#tangibly related but the people who think that kai sacrificed everything often forget that Nya#every fucking season she is sacrificing and giving up shit#like she is right there#she’s not AS bad either but like she does so much for the sake of others yknow#can someone#someone write a fic#where kai teaches Nya to have more self preservation and to not get flung about by others needs#pls#anyways half way through this post I realised I have So Many Issues TM#Like oh god#the whole ‘I don’t matter! my only purpose is to be there for my friends’ fucked me up so hard that like to this day#i cannot see when someone crossed multiple boundaries that they probably shouldn’t#because my brain is lazer focused on trying to be convenient to them#like oh man#im traumatised#and Ik there’s definitely so many of you on tumblr who are probably the same#because we live in a capitalist society where the walls subtly remind you that you must be convenient#and so many of you are queer and used to having to repress your identity for other people’s comfort#and so many of you are neurodivergant/disabled and are told every day that meeting your needs are inconvenient for everyone else#BUT THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD BE PROUD OF BEING SELFISH AND LOVING OURSELVES#BECAUSE ITS HARD SOMETIMES AND THE FACT THAT WE CAN FIND LOVE FOR OURSELVES IS SUCH AN AMAZING SKILL#AHHHHH#sorry for cutting so deep into this#i need a therapist maybe#ninjago#Ninjago kai#ninjago analysis
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Oh my god. OH. MY. GOD. Tommy looking at Buck's lips, that entire conversation about getting Tommy's attention. THE KISS, OH MY GOD THE KISS. ASLKLFLGJAL. IM SHAKING, I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES.
OH MY GOD.
#oh my god#i am writing this on laying down on my living room floor#i cant sit down properly#oh my fucking god#it fucking happened#was that real#pls someone pinch me#bi buck for the win#evan buckley#tommy kinard#911#911 abc#911 spoilers
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am I the only one who gets scared to shit talk certain characters bc what if they manifest themselves into the real world and yolk my ass up for shit talking them?????? does that make sense omg????
like cussing Dabi out for beating hero ass while watching the show, and then falling asleep, only to wake up in the middle of the night bc you feel someone watching you. and lo and behold he’s standing at the end of your bed, his eyes damn near glowing in the dark as he drags your ankles down until you’re pressed against him???? and he promises to make you eat your words by the time he goes back to his own world???? pls tell me this doesn’t sound crazy 🧍🏽♀️
#is this comprehensible#pls say yes aidhdkdjd#I was just cussing shiggy out while watching#I think it’s ep 9#and I was thinking like#oh my god I’d be fucked if he manifested himself to be in my room just to beat my ass#(in the seggsy way 🤫)#and I stopped talking shit bc I scared myself akdhdkfjf#I kinda wanna write more of this and make it a fic but what I freak myself out omg#I did that once when I wrote a stalker bkg fic where he hacked your phone and could hear/see you ALL the time#now I can’t **** without getting nervous someone’s listening LMFOAJDKDJFJF#it’s my anxiety triggering the paranoia leave me alone iahskdjddj#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#dabi treats! 🍬
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i was on zillow today, fantasizing about being able to live somewhere, when i came across the listing for my childhood home. it wasn't active/being sold, but it was on there with some pics of the interior. and my GOD. THEY MADE HER UGLY. THEY TOOK HER RUSTIC PUSSY OUT. WHAT THE FUCK
#i'd share pics if it didn't dox me a little#but it's SO SAD#PLS#i needed to see her... curiosity got me. i dream of this house genuinely nearly every night#but like. oh my god.#this is probably for the best bc it means i cant romanticize about buying this home again one day and expecting it to look at all like#it did#but they literally took down to bare bones and reshaped her and ohh my god#babes there was so much gorgeous wood work in that house#there was an accent exposed brick wall in the living room#the open layout was still closed off Enough to feel like separate rooms. but they opened it even more#AND THEY TOOK AWAY THE BARSTOOL/COUNTER AREA ?? IM SO CONFUSED#WHY WOULD U DO THAT#YOU COULD SIT AT THIS GORGEOUS BLACK GRANITE COUNTER AND EAT SITTING IN THE LIVING AREA AS SOMEONE YOU LOVE SERVED YOU A MEAL DIRECTLY FROM#THE KITCHEN#i'm not genuinely bent out of shape about this btw. i just had to share this somewhere sldkjfdskl#people will buy YOUR childhood home and make it ''''MODERN.'''' it will happen one day to YOU#they will paint the walls GRAY & take the pussy out of her TOO (the walls were warm deep yellows/oranges/reds. bedrooms were lighter blues)#THEY TOOK AWAY THE WARM COLORED TILES OF THE LIVING AREA AND REPLACED IT WITH UGLY WOOD FLOORING ???#THEY REMOVED THE MOLDINGS ENTIRELY ??#NO MORE WINDOW LEDGES ??????#WHAT WAS HAPPENING HERE#praying that these were In Progress pics and somebody has returned love to this home since bc. my god#again vague for my own safety but i moved out within the last decade and the home was resold in the last 5 or so years and thats when these#pics r from i think. so they've had time to fix her since#and boy was she a fixer upper after the horrors that happened inside those walls </3 ASLKDFJSAK#i should literally just write about this and instead i'm posting on tumblr#yeah that's life. that's being a tumblrina writer.#personal#.txt
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u know what's insane. that time the writers decided to be have amber be like "jerome we should date" out of nowhere and then have them both simultaneously go "ew no" also out of nowhere
#house of anubis#like they cant even use '(s)he's like a sibling' as an excuse because everyone else in that house has dated everyone else in that house#like. they shouldve gone there it woulve been an entire dumpster fire (or three) but worth it for the Drama#like could u imagine in the middle of the senkhara shit???#and ALFIE too oh my god#esp after he was so hurt abt the pingpong thing#someone write this au pls it will be Horrible but Great
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i can’t stop thinking about challengers i watched it 3 times in 24 hours and all i want to do is watch it AGAIN. i NEED to download it into every molecule of my body i need to know that everyone knows that i understand it on a much deeper spiritual level i need to talk about it constantly on a loop with someone else that is seeing the exact same visions i am seeing about. please.
#first of. i’m enjoying it so thoroughly because i can’t really project on it. it’s so refreshing and delicious and oh my god#brand new uncharted terrain for my brain to traverse#second off. sebcedes au is brewing but i don’t know if i have the strength to write it all#someone come do it for me. pls. PLS.#anyways who else up thinking about challengers
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I’m taking some community college courses soon and istg if someone doesn’t see the fandom related stickers on my laptop and immediately become my lifelong bff I’m dropping all classes idgaf
#LMFAOOO IM JOKING OBV#likeeee persona fans flock to me please#persona fans out in the wild pls be my friend 😕#“out in the wild’’ I say in reference to the college campus 💀 I’m cooked#my honest reaction as I register for college after years of claiming I’ll never go to college 🤯#LMAOOO#I woke up last month with the random realization that writing is my lifelong passion that I’ve been avoiding fully delving into—#out of fear of failure#so this is what we’re doing now ig!#“Gio what about coding and game development?’’#well unfortunately coding makes me enter a state of misery every time I attempt it#so I’m putting that on the back burner for now#I’m not giving up on it by any means!! but I enjoy writing so much that it seems more sensible for me to pursue that at the moment#ANYWAYS#sorry for always rambling on here 😭 lol#my laptop is actually coveredddd in persona / chainsaw man / genshin impact stickers I’m lowkey embarrassed#I also have an Ib sticker but I’ve never seen like anyone talk about Ib unfortunately 💔#Ib fans where are youuuu#is it unprofessional to have ur laptop covered in stickers am I cooked 😕 idk how college works like at all#I’m so fucked oh my god. LMFAOOO#mfw I lack basic knowledge#I’m trying my best over here fr 😞😞#I ALSO HAVE MIKU STICKERS#can’t forget the miku stickers ofcccc#I’m sure you’re all really invested and interested in what stickers I have on my laptop#I mean this is world altering info. really crazy stuff#💀#someone take the tag feature away from me at this point
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ew what the fuck
#i feel like throwing up#i js saw a post abt someone blatantly shamelessly and disgustingly plagiarizing someone else's work#and god i js wanna ask where do you get that ability to feel no shame to apologize AND FUCKING REPOST ANOTHER SOON AFTER#is fucking mind-blowing to me honestly#and seeing them on a dash from someone i follow make me wanna explode in their (the plagiarizer's) face#ew i need to get this out of my system this is horrifying and offending pls get a life and pick up a dictionary#im sure youll be able to write with ur own hands in a week or two as to not resort to stealing someone else's hard work#the worst part is they make the fica abt A WHOLE NOTHER CHARACTER FROM A DIFFERENT FUCKING SHOW#oh my god i dont think ill stop cussing them out if i continue goodbye im gonna go cool off#— nonsense.#tw discourse#???#idk but ill js tag it as that
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screw this i want to read a book or watch a movie about some child needing to become a top student in an academy (with lots of aesthetic) that specializes in archery. and the whole entire story just teaches both the characters and readers what archery really is and how unique each type of it really is, and not how media described it to be like- IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES
#want#books#stories#request#writers#writers on tumblr#creative writing#writing#writing prompt#writer#writer stuff#writing inspiration#archery#bow and arrow#someone please make this story#name it “archery academy” as well pls oh my god#i think i have a hyperfixation on archery oh no
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ok so like, what do we think about ch 5 👉🏽👈🏽
#someone pls validate me#my writing class starts tmr#for uni#and now i’m second guessing myself#do i write well#do i even know how to write#what if i fail this class#it’ll actually be so embarrassing oh my god#stay with me ; morpheus#morpheus x reader#morpheus#the sandman
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hi hello I think I’m going….to be active on here again? maybe?? and start posting some of my ofmd fics?
How are people doing that these days? do y’all still make a big ol text post with a read more? or….just link to the AO3??
And what about multi-chapter works? I used to make each chapter a text post with links to the previous and next chapters at the top and bottom….is that anything??????
please help I haven’t used this website in a decade and one of my castmates called me old two weeks ago
pictures of my dog for tax???
#ofmd fanfic#ofmd fanfiction#oh god what were my tags for text posts#ah shit someone help#pls Twitter mutuals help#it’s me rae with the dog and the annoying personality who’s writing a survivor smau but hasnt updated in a month#you know that guy
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i miss miss MISS rami and friends 😭
I very much respect rami's choices but i would also very much follow him if he were ever to return to instagram again. At least joe is being active once more??? Christmas present for us? \o/
#The tags are so QUIET nowadays#Even amsterdam produced no activity#I mean that movie was baaaad#Like very bad so boring oh my god i still have not finished it i can only watch it in fifteen minute stretches#So no surprise there#Someone give rami a GOOD role for once pls#Eternally sad the next rami / sam collaboration got canceled ugh#Im crossing my fingers for a buster keaton thing tho#Dont all these guys have enough money to make their own movie?#Joe and rami can write it joe can direct rami gwil and ben can star? :P it would probably be popular lol
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Would someone be willing to read a fiction writing sample of mine and offer feedback 🧍♀️
#SKDJFHDHDH I jus want an outsider opinion on this so I can have a better view of my work ig#I’m working on my MFA manuscript and need someone to tell me it’s not total shit LMAO#you know those moments when you’re writing and you suddenly realize like oh my god this is horrible#i would read one of yours too!! we could swap 😍#writing#pls#writing feedback#fiction writing#pls lmk if u want to 🫶#writing help#MFA application
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