#oh my god its robert downey jr

[petew21-blog]

Just a party part 2.

Jason P.O.V.

Out of all the people from our group, I picked Ezra. There is Ben, Henry, Ray, even Gal would be a better choice. But no, I had to pick Ezra. Zack Snyder wants to get the most of us by playing these roles and he wants to know if we are flexible and able to truly act. Why not swapping our bodies right? Anyway, its just for a day. Can't be that bad.

Now Zack told us about some party nearby. Swingers party like this?Maybe it can get bad...

I couldnť really focus on the ride. I couldn't get ove rthe fact, that Ezra was me and now playinf with my pecs in the backsett. I don't think I event want to know who he is gonna fuck tonight. Using my body. I don't even want to fuck anyone in this body.

They told us we can only enter in pairs. Silly old me thought that we would already be paired like this in the rooms. I grabbed Ben, now in Henry's body and rushed through the door. If I am to fuck somebody tonight, let it be Henry's body. I can't go there with Ezra. I just can't

We were the last to arrive. Most of the rooms were already assigned, but they told us, that the numbers we received are going to choose our partner. One odd number, one even. Wait. God, please. Don't let Ezra have an odd number like me, that would be a cruel joke. Please don't

"Number 14 and 16"

"Guess it's you and me again. Ben took Henry's hand and followed him to the room they were assigned"

I am going to punch someone. "Can we maybe wait for somebody else to arrive?"

"Nonsense, we are almost done now. Number 9 a 11"

My body aproached me and whispered in my ear:"Oh hello there handsome. Long time no see."

We went into the room. I sat on the bed, depressed. I can't do this. I can't do this knowing that Ezra is in my body.

"So, big boy. How you wanna start? Want me to give you a show and then let me fuck you like a little slut you are now?"

"Ezra, I'm sorry, I know this is voluntary, but I don't think I want to top you in your body. My body isn't meant to be topped."

"Oh don't worry about that. You'll be the bottom tonight."

Oh god. Atleast I know my big dick is gonna hit the right spots...

Inbox request: Your stories are soo good, love the Chris E. and RDJ swap. Maybe a second part involving some actors from dc, like Ezra Miller and Jason Momoa swapping to try new roles & running into Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck in the rooms?

Also an explanation why I post inbox stories like this. The explanation is simple. The photo is on top and it can be visible easily in the archive. Nothing else. Haha. Have a great day, may you swap with the ones you most desire

Part 1 of the story:

[multifandom-worlds]

My Little Miss Sunshine

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 875

Warnings: N/A

Pairing: Tom Hiddleston x Fem reader

Authors Note: This came from a discussion with @holdmytesseract a while back!

“Put your hands together for Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr, and Tom Hiddleston!”

I walk on stage with my three costars amongst roaring applause. Doing interviews with Seb and Chris is always one of my favourite things. They are both effortlessly funny and great at speaking - the only trouble is they are terrible secret keepers. Especially Chris, his facial expressions give everything away. I take my seat after waving to the audience, sitting at the end with Sebastian in the middle and Chris on the other end, closest to the host. Robert was in a chair beside me. We were there as PR for the new Marvel movie that just came out, which hosted a new character played by my secret long-term girlfriend, my little Miss Sunshine. That’s what everyone on set calls her, too, due to her always smiling and being super bubbly.

The interview started as most PR interviews do - the hosts trying to get information about the movie - thank God my Tom counterpart isn’t here to give anything away. 

“I hear a new member is joining the Marvel cast.” the host began, and Sebastian, RDJ and Chris immediately turned to face me.  Oh boy, here we go.

RDJ was the first to speak, “Little Miss Sunshine, as she’s affectionately nicknamed. She and Tom have been flirting relentlessly the whole time filming was going on.” 

The audience laughs, and I laugh along with them because it is true. I did flirt relentlessly with her, but it came so quickly, given our history. “She was cast as someone for Loki to flirt and tease; why would I not flirt with her?” I respond to Robert's prodding with a slight chuckle. Nobody knew about Sunshine and me, and I did wish to keep it that way. Although we did talk backstage before I came on about letting our secret out - although she didn’t like the idea, she was okay if it made the interview easier for me. I kept that fact at the forefront of my mind if needed.

RDJ retorts, “On screen, yes, but you were flirting with her off-screen, too, Tom! It was constant.”

Sebastian and Chris echo his thoughts, much to the audience's approval. I chuckle, knowing our ten-year-old secret would be told today, and I did my best to continue denying it. “I’ve known Sunshine for years; our families are friends. I used to flirt with her years ago, which is why flirting with her came so naturally on screen.” I had hoped that explanation would suffice, even though I knew it would cause more questions.

“A photo has been doing its rounds online of you and her engaging in a rather intimate moment off stage. Can you explain that?” The host asks as the picture in question appears on the screen behind us. I saw the kiss I was sharing with her and knew she could see it from where she was standing backstage.

Running my hands through my hair, I gave everyone what they wanted to know. “That was when filming for the movie officially wrapped up. I was so proud of her; having never acted, she did so well.”

“And why a kiss? Especially one as passionate as that? Why not a hug like most of the cast?” The host prods. Everyone, including my three costars, watched me intently, wanting to hear the truth.

“That’s because Little Miss Sunshine has been my girlfriend for ten years.” 

The audience erupts in cheers and applause while Robert, Chris and Sebastian look at me, completely stunned. Honestly, I'm shocked that they never put it together until now. I laugh, seeing the reaction to the reveal and watching the realization dawn on their faces.

“That’s why you two were always sneaking off together!” Chris yells with a laugh. “Ten years? TEN? I’ve known you for almost ten years; how am I only learning this now?”

“How did you two first start dating?” The host questions. The question caught me off guard, afterall I wasn’t planning to be asked about my relationship. 

“As I mentioned,” I began, adjusting my glasses, “Our families are friends, so we grew up together. We had lost contact for several years once my acting career took off, and admittedly it was mostly my fault. She would text me, and I would just not answer her due to my schedule. One day she just stopped texting me, and I figured she had found someone, so I left it. It wouldn’t be until five years later that we reconnected at her my sister’s wedding, of all places. They remained close through all these years. I was hooked when I saw her again, saw the woman she became. All my feelings for her throughout our teenage years came flooding back to me. Now that I'm thinking about it, I suspect that was their plan all along.”

 A soft smile pulls on my lips, remembering how we danced together all night. “That was the happiest I had been since I started acting. Luckily I had broken up with my girlfriend at the time months before, so I asked her to be my girlfriend that night. Thankfully she said yes. We’ve been together ever since and I could not be happier.”

[editorandchief]

Cosmic Cameo

Requested: Nah

Summary: Cara doesn't remember much of anything before that fall, but what she does remember might come in handy for what will happen next

OR

In which Cara Cassidy falls smack dab in the middle of the MCU and can't help but to get involved.

Warning: None

Blue, that's all there was. Blue of the sky, no blue of the water, the sound of it rushing into her ears, the cold all over her body.

'Why can't I move? Help, I need help. Someone help me! Please!' She screamed even with knowing no one would hear her.

She can't breath the pressure was too much she has to breath, there was no way the she would be able to swim to the surface and holding her breath was only delaying the inevitable.

'1....2....3.' Closing her eyes, taking a deep breath prepared for the liquid to fill lungs but, instead she is met with air. Her eyes snap open.

Blue, that's all there was not blue of the water the sky, the sound of the wind rushing past her head  pushing her hair forward, she was falling.

Stretching her arms forward in a useless attempt to grab something, anything, nothing. Once again knowing your going to die and not being able to do anything about it.

Its coming it had to be. The ground coming closer and closer. What would it feel like? Would it be instant? Better than drowning she figured.

screams of people watching helplessly from the ground grew closer and closer.

'1....2.....3.' Closing her eyes, preparing for the impact, the end.... Nothing.

Blue, That's what she saw, trying to get over the fact that she was seeing  anything at all. Blue eyes of a person standing above her, the sound of footsteps and monitors beeping around the room.

"Hello, ma'am?" The deep voice called. "Can you hear me?" It asked.

All she could do was blink, what else are you supposed to do when you're meant to be dead. Cara thought she should be floating face down in a river somewhere or laid out across the cement.

"Hello?" The voice called again. "Do you need anything? Are you hurt?" It asked.

"What do you mean is she hurt?" Another voice sounded from elsewhere in the room. "You should be asking that crater in the ground."

"Can you tell me your name." The voice called ignoring the previous statement.

"Where am I?" Was the first thing to come from Cara's mouth. Finally able to focus she looks to the man standing in above her.

"You're safe." He replied. " Can you tell me what happened?" He asked.

"When?" She asked confused.

"Before, during or after your fall from the sky." the other voice called.

"Tony." The first man chastised. "Do you feel hurt at all?" He continued.

"No, I'm fine." She replied taking a deep breath.

"My name is Steve Rogers. Can you tell me yours?" He asked.

Steve Rogers? Was this a joke or something? Did she land in the middle of Comic Con or a Cosplay contest or something?

"Funny." She scoffed.

"Ma'am?" He asked confused.

"I said your real fun-." Chris Evans, it was Chris Evans. "Where am I?" Cara asked again.

"Where do you think you are?" The other voice asked. That can't be... Looking over to the source of the noise, Oh My God! It's Robert Downey Jr. "Or Where did you come from? You can answer either." He said walking around behind her back.

"I came from..." Trailing off as her mind went blank. "I'm.... Where am I?" She reverts back to her initial question.

"You're in the the Avenger's Tower." Chris replied. "We found you and brought you here to make sure you were okay."

"That's a nice way of saying making sure she's not a threat." Tony interjected once again.

"Am I on the set?" Cara asked.

"What set?" Chris asked.

"Avengers." She answered.

"Yes, ma'am we are the Avengers," Chris confirmed. "Now we wanted to know if you could tell us how you fell." He asked staring intensely  into her eyes.

What was he talking about, did he think that she thought that the Avengers were real so he was trying to humor her, maybe he though she was crazy, but he brought up Steve Rogers first.

"What did you say your name was again." She asked thinking maybe she had heard wrong.

"Steve Rogers ma'am." He restated.

"And we're in New York aren't we?" She asked. "In the Avengers Tower." She continued.

"Yes." He confirmed.

"You're Steve Rogers," She states before turning her head around finding Robert leaning in a table watching her from afar. "And you're Tony Stark." She pointed out.

"You know me, I'm flattered." Robert says putting his hand over his heart.

"She awake." A new voice emerged into the lab, Mark Ruffalo. "Has she said anything?" He asked.

"Let me guess." Cara replied before any of the other character could. "Dr. Bruce Banner."

"Have we met?" He asked confused as to how this unknown woman knew his name.

"No but its not hard to to figure out." She replied. "So what's going on here, are you guys like methods?" She asked. It was pretty clear either one of two things was happening right now.

1.) She had hit her head walking down the street and some how ended up being found by Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, and Robert Downey Jr. in the middle of a rehearsal for the next Avengers movie.

But considering both Steve Roger and Tony Stark are very much unalive.

2.) She had been magically teleported into the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and now she was stuck until she figured out her purpose in order to return home.

But considering that was crazy.

"You know I have a question." Robert says coming closer. "How are you not dead?" He asked causing the woman to give him a confused look.

"Tony." Chris glared.

"No, she fell from the sky and left a her sized hole in the earth." He continued. "And yet here she is talking and breathing."

"Wow if I didn't know any better I'd think you wanted me dead." Cara sassed to the older man.

"Don't take it personally." He replied.

"Kinda hard not to." She rebutted.

"It's just it would be nice to know who or what you are before we unstrap you and sent you off into the world." He informed. Unstrapped? Looking down at her hands for the first time Cara realized she was indeed restrained.

"what the hell?" She muttered pulling in the metal cuffs that appeared to be attached to the chair she was sitting on. "I don't suppose you'd take these off if I asked nicely would you?" She asked smiling up at the smug looking man with the goatee.  

"No." He answered,

"I guess were going with option 2." Cara mumbled.

Oh My God! I could save them, I could save Natasha and Loki and Tony if she had time, she could stop the Avengers from breaking up, she could save Killmonger from dying, everyone from getting dusted. But she knew she couldn't do that from here.

"I think there are something we need to discuss before those can come off." Steve states being as calm and collected as he was portrayed in the movies.

"Things like what?" Cara demand growing frustrated with the lack of mobility. "Why you kidnapped me? Why your holding me against my will?" She asked rhetorically.

"Well no," Bruce chimed in fiddling with a pen nervously. "Our line of questioning was going in a different direction."

"North, East, South...?" Cara sassed.

"What are you?" Bruce asked ending the remainder of her sarcastic remark.

"What do you mean?" She asked taken aback by the sudden question.

"What are you?" Tony repeated. "Alien? Asgardian? Angel?"

"I'm human." She stated plainly as it seemed to be the most obvious answer.

"Right," Tony replied crouching down slightly to eye level with the young female. "And regular human appear out of a portal and fall hundreds of feet at a thousand miles per hour and walk away with out a scratch?"

Leaning in closer staring straight into the eyes of the smug looking billionaire.

"You did." She smirked refusing to be the first to look away. From what she had observed from her many rewatching of the MCU was that you never back down first, and while Tony Stark was nothing to scoff at due to his sarcastic nature and witty references he definitely wasn't the most intimidating person she could be in this position with.

"Good point." He sighed out quickly standing back to full height. "Tell you what Icarus, how about once the list of human who have done that extends past you and I, we'll talk about getting those restraints removed." He shrugged turning his back before beginning to tap on some sort of screen.

"Stark now is not the time for your childish games." The Asgardian prince slightly scolded before approaching the restrained young woman. "I am Thor, son of Odin, prince of Asgard and Midgard is under my protection state you business in this realm?"

"..."

"Please?" The god questioned taking of his mask of intimacy with a slightly hint of a smile.

Cara couldn't help but smile back, it was moments like these that she couldn't help but see Thor as a puppy or a child. A 6 foot 6 puppy.

"Thor, son of Odin, prince of Asgard and protector of Midgard. 'Wow that's a mouth full' I have as much business in this realm as the man taking his morning jog through the park or the bird that is probably flying over the city. I'm just trying to live." She pleaded hoping she was pulling off the innocent look she was going for.

"Welp I for one believe lady..." He trailed off into confusion upon realizing he didn't know the name of the young woman currently being held in the room.

"Cara." She assisted.

"Thank you." Thor stated before turning back to his fellow avengers. "Lady Cara."

"Cara huh." Tony questioned. "I would have guessed something more biblical like Castiel or Lucifer."

"I'm not an angel." Cara groaned out shutting her eyes and throwing her head back in frustration. "And even if I was, what's it to you?"

"I'm sorry?" Steve asked.

"What I mean is I haven't done anything wrong, I haven't broken any laws or hurt anyone. You have no right to keep me here." She clarified.

"Look you may not know this but the last time a portal opened up and something came through it spelt bad news for everyone." Natasha spoke for the first time from her place near the exit.

"I think everyone knows about that, what I don't know is what it has to do with me." Cara said through gritted teeth. "I mean no offense but don't you people have better thing to do than to keep me captive? I know I do."

"Things like what?" Clint interjected. "Enslaving the human race?"

"Oh my god!" Cara groaned.

How was she ever going to save everyone strapped to this chair being held captive by the people who she was trying to save.

She had much bigger thing to deal with like Bucky, Thanos, Wanda, Ultron... Oh god how was I gonna stop Ultron, there was no way I could convince Tony Stark that he was wrong about anything yet alone his master plan to save the world. Maybe keeping the scepter away from him altogether.

But no Ultron means no Vision ,and what would no Vision mean for Wanda? I can't even imagine.

"Is there someone else I can talk to?" Cara huffs. "Maybe someone with a better pair of listening ears and a basic value for human right and freedoms. Nick fury perhaps?"

"How do you know who Nick Fury is?" Natasha asked coming to stand closer in an attempt to intimidate.

"I know a lot of things." She shrugged.

"I doubt that. Cause if you knew anything you would know Fury is de-."

"Hiding out after faking his death, yeah I know that too. Natalia." Cara informed holding eye contact with the former Russian spy.

"Who are you." She asked making sure not to waver her gaze.

"I'm Cara." She stated firmly. "And as much as you people want to see me as a enemy I'm an trying to prove myself an ally."

Breaking her eye contact with the red head to meet the eyes of the remaining Avengers in the room, before returning to Natasha.

"And I can prove it if you would just let me out of these restrains." Nodding toward her restricted wrists.

"I'm sorry." Steve replied causing the 24 year old you grow her head back in frustration. "But we can't take that risk."

Cara didn't remember the Avengers being so annoying before, what ever happened to innocent until proven guilty. She needed them to trust her but had no idea how to make that happen , pretty sure the truth would land her in some max security mental hospital.

There has to be a way to blur the truth and she knew just how to do it. No matter what how she got here or what may be different because of it she knew more than anything that these people loved to be right she would just let them think they are.

Taking a deep breath Cara prepared for the worst before saying it.

"Not even for Loki's scepter?" She asked and was not surprised when everyone in the room shifted their full attention to her even Tony who seemed content with ignoring her pleas for release.

"What did you just say?" Clint asked wanting to find the scepter more than anyone after living through the effects of it. 

"I know where it is." She tells him before looking around the room. "Look your right. I'm not human or at least I don't know if I am." She sighed in fake sadness.

"What do you mean." Steve asked.

"I mean ever since I can remember I've had these visions. A man falling from a train, a rainbow bridge, a ballet studio, an old man in a cave in the desert." Cara listed significant events in the lives of the heroes standing before her. "I never knew if they were real or if I was just crazy. I swear I have no idea how I came through any portal and I sure a hell don't know how I'm still alive, but what I do know is that I would never try to hurt anyone." Cara finished allowing her eyes to slightly tear up.

There was a collective silence among the group as they all attempted to figure out how this stranger knew so much about them. 

"I got it." Tony said breaking the silence. "There is a whole museum dedicated to cap and his old war buddies." Tony explained away your first 'Vision'.

"Anyone can study Norse mythology, Widow over there released all of shields files and my kidnapping is public record at this point but nice try." Tony finished with an unimpressed look on his face. She could feel the other members also start to accept Tony's debunking of her story.

'Damn it, think of something no one else would know something, anything!' She screamed at herself. 

"I think that is enough games." Thor said seeming to have changed his previous vote for your innocence. "Your attempt to fool us have gone on long enou-." Stopping once Cara started speaking. 

"I've looked forward to this day for as long as you have, your my brother and my friend. Sometimes I am envious, but never doubt that I love you."

"What is that supposed to be?" Tony asked.

"Loki." Thor replied not taking his eyes of the young mortal girl. "Before my coronation on Asgard. My brother said those exact words to me."

"You can't read that in a book." Cara smiled gently, but you can watch it in a deleted scenes video. Honestly Cara was just glad that it actually happened in this world otherwise she would look even more crazy. "So what about letting me go?" She tried again.

"Sorry your gonna have to do better than that." Steve approached arms crossed.

"Loki's Scepter." Cara states. "I can help you find it." She offered.

"How?" Thor asked.

"I've already told you how." She replied. "But you have to promise after I do no more restrains and I'm free to go." She attempted negotiate.

"How about no more retrains and we'll see." Natasha offered.

"How about no more restrains and I'm free to go."

"How about you spend the rest of your life in a super max prison?" The red head countered.

"you know Drakov is still alive right?" Cara asked shock spreading across Natasha and Clint's face before they quickly mask it with a glare. "How about no more restrains and I'm free to go."

"Fine." Steve spoke before the petty argument could continue. "No more restrains and your free to go after we have the scepter?"

"Perfect." Cara smiled nodding towards her arms and legs.

"Tony." Steve states, nothing happened as the billionaire pretends to not have heard the request. "Tony come on."

"What if she's lying?" Tony asked. "We're just gonna let her roam around my lab touching things."

"There are six of us and one of her." Steve pointed out.

after a few moments tony let out a groan before pressing a button causing the straps to retract, stretching her arms and rubbing her wrist Cara takes this time to look around the high tech laboratory.

"So." Tony begins. "Where is it?" He asked raising an eyebrow at the girl.

"Where's what?" Cara asked before Tony took a step towards her. "Okay, Okay fine." She chuckles slightly.

"Hey, I gave you a shot don't make me regret this." Steve reprimands.

"Okay, You would thing at this point in time you people could take a joke." Cara muttered looking towards the ceiling as if searching for something. "Jarvis?" She asked.

"Yes Ma'am?" The A.I. replied.

"Hey Hey you don't talk to Jarvis." Tony scolds. "How do you even know about Jarvis?" He asked.

"I'm not answering this question again." Cara deadpanned. "Jarvis can you bring me up a satellite image of Sovkia?" Cara asked.

"Right away ma'am." He answered projecting a holographic image of the small city inches from the her face causing her to back up a few paces.

"Good thanks now I need you to search the other perimeter of the city for heat signatures." She informs. "Anything moving in formation consistently." She added.

"Here you are ma'am," Javis responds. "This area has shown a consistent path of small heat signatures recorded footage from the satellite shows for about the last three months or so."

"And are there any significant power sources coming from the area near the or inside of the signatures path?" Cara continued.

"Yes, there is an abandoned factory building just inside of the heat signatures path though it is emitting a significant amount of power." Jarvis confirms.

Turning to face the group of super individuals Cara opened her arms up wide.

"Heat signatures are patrols, that building is where you'll find your scepter and a one Baron Strucker as well." Cara informed. "Any questions from the class?" She asked rhetorically, though that didn't stop Bruce from raising his hand.

"Yes, Dr. Banner." Cara called.

"These abilities you say you've had them all your life?" He asked. "And you had no idea about the increased durability of you body? Have you ever given blood? Has there ever been any unexplained anomalies in your D.N.A.? If its possible I'd like to run some tests on your blood and determine the limitations of you body." Bruce rambled on not really giving the girl a chance to answer any of his questions.

"Um....Yes, No, No, and maybe if you buy me dinner first." Cara replied. "But I kinda meant scepter related questions." She clarified. 

"So you saying that this building is where the scepter had been the whole time?" Natasha asked.

"Well not the whole time but it is there now." Cara replied. "So am I free to go?"

"After we get the scepter." Steve reminded. "But for now I think this is a pretty solid lead , so we'll hold off on the restrains for now but you can't leave this building. Am I clear?" Steve asked.

"Yes dad." Cara replied sarcastically receiving  a stern look in return. "Fine I will not leave this building."

"Thank you." He replied.

"We need to move on this now before H.Y.D.R.A. gets wind of this and moves locations." Clint says studying the hologram of the building. "Jarvis can you play back the perimeter movements for the last three months and let me know if anything has changed between now and then?" Clint asked.

"The movement seems consistent Agent Barton." He replied.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Natasha asked Clint looking away from the electronic display.

"Yep." He answered. "We land in far wood of the south side looks great." He continued.

"perfect, we shall leave immediately." Thor states walking towards the exit.

"Thor." Steve called stopping the god in his track. "Be need and plan of attack we can't just go in there guns blazing." Steve says.

"How would that be different from all the other times?" Tony asked.

"We can not wait any longer and risk loosing it again." Thor counted. "Lady Cara is an unlikely advantage that may not be around to assist again."

"He's right just because you miss the scepter doesn't mean I was wrong and doesn't mean you can keep me here." Cara agreed. "We have a deal." Cara was all for helping the Avenger but she was not going to be some sort of prisoner she had thing to do people to save just like them.

"I said once the scepter is in our hands." Steve clarified.

"It is in your hands and your letting it slip through your fingers." She rebutted.

"Hate to agree, like really hate to agree with E.T over here." Tony started. "But we have to move on this as soon as possible."

"Still not an alien." Cara added.

"Predator?" He asked.

"Fine," Steve caved. "Two day. And then we move, Is everyone okay with that?" He asked receiving nods all around.

"Great, better rest up Icarus." Tony called to Cara as he heads to the exit.

"For what exactly" Cara asked following him out of the lab and down the hall stopping and waiting at the elevator as who she assumed to be the other Avengers come to a stop behind her.

"For the mission," Tony said stepping into the elevator. "You coming?" He asked noticing no one was following. "This H.Y.D.R.A. base may be legit but you could still be leading us into a trap and if you are I'd like you to be as close to getting shot as possible." He smirked pushing on of the floor buttons.

"And if I'm not, cause I'm telling the truth." Cara insisted. "I'll be an unprepared civilian in an active war zone." Cara pointed out.

"Then you can wait in the jet." He shrugged as the lift came to a stop and the doors opened revealing the living quarters. "Besides I'm sure Widow wouldn't mind slipping in a quick lesson."

"Of course not." Natasha said walking past the curly headed girl patting her on the shoulder.

"yeah, I'd defiantly take you up on that if I was ready to die." Cara replied.

"That might actually be a good idea," Bruce stepped in. "it would be a great way to test your reflexes and pain tolerance."

"Or you could shoot me." Cara suggested. "Yeah I like that idea bet-.." She joked but was cut short as a flash of light flew across the room and hit her in the chest sending her hurdling into a wall.

heads snapped from the girl to the source of the attack only to spot Tony at the bar with the iron glove on one and and a drink in the other. Standing up from the floor Cara looks over her body, nothing seemed broken and nothing hurt.

"What the Hell?" She glared. "You could have killed me." She whispered mostly to herself checking running her hand over the back of her head before checking her palm for any sign of blood.

"Look at that not even a limp? Scratch?" Tony asked putting his glass down. "Is your shirt even slightly singed? Now that's what I call durability."

"I think we got the durability part Stark." Clint said walking over to the girl helping her to the sofa as she assured him she was fine. "She fell three thousand feet." He reminded.

"Just checking," He defended. "Never hurts to check, well it didn't hurt me or her." He pointed out.

"Your lucky I wanna keep you from dying." Cara muttered to herself.

"What?" Tony asked.

"Nothing." Cara sighed. "Nothing at all."

"Anyways," Tony said squinting his eyes. "Let's get you set up with a room and ready for that training." Tony said taking off down the hallway Cara rushing to follow.

"I'm still not doing that." Cara said slowing down as she falls into step with the older man.

Two days that was all, this was good right? It gives her a chance to get her plan together like how was she going to find  Bucky or maybe stop Scott from going into the quantum tunnel and missing five years of his daughter's life. However that was caused by the snap which won't happen if she could figure out how to stop Thanos.

"Here you go," Tony said stopping in front a door typing in a few numbers.

The door slides open revealing a quite luxurious bedroom with  various shades of grey covering the walls and floors.

"I hope this is up to you standards." Tony says following her in. "I mean it's not Asgard, but."

"I'm not from Asgard, Tony." Cara said rolling her eyes.

"Well, goodnight." Tony brushed off turning to leave.

"Goodnight?" Cara asked.

"Oh it's a term we use here on earth, before you go to sleep," Tony informed sarcastically. "and sleep is when us human close our eyes and our bodies recharge for the upcoming day." He finished.

"I know what sleep is." She counted.

"But we're still confused on the term goodnight." Tony pointed out.

"I just didn't realize it was night, I actually have no idea what time it is." Cara suddenly realized.

"The time is currently 11:46pm ma'am." Jarvis' voice flows through the room.

"thanks Jarvis." Tony answered before continuing on his way out. "Make sure to rest up cause there's no way that training with widow isn't happening." He called over his shoulder allowing the door to close behind him.

Looking around, Cara made her way over to the bed allowing her body to fall backwards and letting out a sigh.

'I'M SO SCREWED!" She shouts into the empty room. "when I chose M.C.U. New York over D.C. Gotham I didn't know this was going to happen."

All the things she had needed to do, the death she wanted to prevent. She couldn't even begin to think of a way to get into Wakanda to warn them of Killmonger, or maybe get to Killmonger and talk him out of trying to kill T'challa, Maybe stop King T'chaka from dying and the Avengers from falling apart.

There was no way she could remember all this and what if the changes she made weren't for the best... Would the T.V.A try to stop her?

Writing it down would be a disaster waiting to happen, if anyone found it Avenger or otherwise who knows what could happen.

"I need a shower." She muttered sitting up on the bed, running her hands over her face in frustration.

"I can get the shower prepared for you ma'am." Jarvis replied as running water sound from one of the closed doors in the room. "Do you have a preferred temperature?"

"Warm?" Cara asked.

"Warm water is typically between 110 - 90 degrees Fahrenheit." Jarvis informed.

"Ummm 100." Cara answered with a shrug, all these were problem she could solve tomorrow, for now the only thing on her mind was showering and getting to finally rest her mind.

[denimbex1986]

'Imagine, if you will, living in the year 2016 and not knowing what the acronym “OMG” stands for. Better yet, picture living in 2023 and earnestly asking the question: “What's a meme?”. Well, you would be Cillian Murphy.

Murphy is currently on the promo trail for Oppenheimer, a rare mass press outing for the notoriously low-key actor whose occasions of visible happiness at having to be out of the house can be counted on one hand. The massive global campaign for the Christopher Nolan film, where Murphy plays the father of the atomic bomb, J. Robert Oppenheimer, has naturally involved an endless stream of junket interviews. Murphy, however, is having none of it.

In one particular instance that's now going viral (not that he'd know what that means), his co-star, Robert Downey Jr, uploaded a video while walking through an event in Paris filled with the cast of Oppenheimer. When he lands on Murphy, his hand shoots up almost instinctively to cover the camera, barely looking away from the conversation he's having. Not today, sir.

Murphy's anti-internet agenda has been making the rounds of late, ironically, on the internet. An interview at the start of the year for his film The Party, where he revealed that he had never seen the classic ‘disappointed Cillian’ meme because he doesn't even know what a meme is prompted a wave of internet celeb interview archivists to comb through the records of his longstanding rage against the machine. In the same press run with Jamie Dornan, where he didn't realise that ‘OMG’ stood for ‘Oh my God’, he also revealed he doesn't use emojis. Naturally, he doesn't have social media of any kind. It's not worth imagining how he'd respond to having a TikTok video painstakingly described to him.

But let's face it, Cillian Murphy has got it right. The peace of a man who's never had to waste energy thinking about how to burn Elon Musk on Twitter is a hard won thing. He's probably never heard the “ATTENZIONE PICKPOCKET” lady or seen those videos of bottles of olive oil being kicked downstairs. He just rawdogs Succession, blissfully unaware of stan accounts calling Kendall Roy their babygirl. The inside of his head must be like a laundry advert – all green fields, lambs and nobody “serving cunt.”

At every turn, the internet is telling us to log off. Twitter is becoming more unbearable by the day, its users like marionettes battling rate limits, blue badges and terfs. Elsewhere, Meta has asked us to download another app to share our same thoughts on a different platform. One that looks exactly like the other platform but isn't that platform, don't worry. All the while, TikTok is sucking our brains dry of its juices like a sponge.

What if we all just… logged off? Wouldn't that be nice? What if we take a leaf out of Murphy's book and untethered ourselves from the shackles of the digital world and allow ourselves to simply exist. That seems quite nice. Maybe then, one day, we too can look blank-faced at someone as they describe something on the internet and say, with all sincerity, “What is that?”'

[bookofkatherine]

Johnny Depp, Jolly Green Giant and the Tree of Life

My day had a very naked Claire Danes too. I mean, what the fuck, Jesus. Are you for real!?!?

Friday September 27, 2024 6:09 p.m.

Dear Journal,

What the fuck, Lord. I swear. You know things are really crazy when Amy - AMY - my best friend and ride-or-die girl who has been with me since the beginning of my time as leader of the Order - when Amy fucking Adams calls up and asks, "Uh - girl? What the hell is going on!?"

Normally it's Robert Downey Jr. who is calling and asking, "I'm sorry, but... what!?" when something like a Jolly Green Giant pops out of my hill all of a sudden. But he's new. He's only been with me since February of this year. Him I can understand.

I expect a call from him when crazy shit goes down.

But no. No no no no no! Amy Adams, who has seen the craziest shit in the entire world without batting a single one of her beautiful eyelashes - Amy called me up and asked what the hell was going on. If Amy was lost, then you know today was a whirlwind clusterfuck of magic, mystery, miracles and fucking evil shit that needs to die... that we didn't even know existed.

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh!!!

And to top it all off, Nick is gone. Again. Apparently shit can't get done if he's here. I don't get it. I really really really don't like being separated from my husband, goddammit.

Anyhow.

I know. My other husbands are here: Thor, Loki/Tom/Thomas Hiddleston, John, Viggo, etc. But I can't see them. Nick is the only husband I can actually see.

And I am goddamn tired of him being gone all the time. He is gone more than he is home and it makes me want to fall apart in the worst ways. He is not just my husband. He is my link to the entire Order. And the Lord.

God, it hurts when he is gone.

Anyway.

You probably want to know more about the Jolly Green Giant.

Jolly Green Giants

Most people think of the frozen vegetable company that uses the image of jolly green giants to sell their products. But the reality is that they really do exist. Jolly Green Giants are excellent healers.

We ran into one in China a few years back. I may have written about it in my first book about the Order, Book of Katherine and the Chinese Maze.

Jordan and Gustaf visited then President/Chairman Xi Xingping of China. He took them out to a great magical forest and suddenly a massive jolly green giant appeared with a stunning chest covered in emeralds, jewels and little feet at all four corners that allowed it to stand above the earth just a bit.

In the end, that chest came back home with us, sprouted into a house in which Claire Danes found her calling. She traveled the multiverse in that thing, then encountered both Jesus and Satan in it, and then... well, to make a long story short, she ended up with angel wings and is now part artifact.

It's as if the magic chest became part of her. And that gives her quite a few unique powers. But it's important to keep the human side of Claire alive.

Ha. Amy never batted an eye of any of that shit. A magical chest grew chicken feet and a house that opened its door when Claire Danes walked by, and Amy 'my girl' Adams never blinked. Not once.

But today she did. Oh, today she did!!!

Because a jolly green giant popped out of my land. My little hill! My little holy hill.

The Holy Hill

Have you heard the song Leave a Light On by Tom Walker? It was written about my home, here on a little hill on the east coast the United States.

Recently we learned that the prophets referred to my hill as "the holy hill."

That was news to me. It was even news to Merlin the Wizard. Jesus. When he discovered that, we were all the way out in South Dakota at the Black Hills. Merlin was like, "We must go back!!!"

Man, we ended up peeling out of the Black Hills like a bat out of hell. I thought we were supposed to running towards the Black Hills, not away from them.

But then my long lost son and extremely powerful wizard, Zach, snapped himself over to Minnesota where the grave of Stephan's first wife was. She was a princess from the tribe of the Dakotas. They married hundreds of years ago.

And the Lord told us, while we were at the Black Hills, that we would need to visit her grave. And Zach, always wanting to help (he has the most amazing heart- God I love him), snapped himself to the grave before any of us even knew he was thinking about it.

And there he found a floating bottle with wings. It wouldn't open for him, so I sent Stephan over there and he opened it. In the bottle was a scroll and a prophecy.

Merlin the Wizard had to translate it. It was in a language none of us knew but him.

And that's just the way shit is going these days, here at the End of Time. It takes three of us to figure out one hint of what's to come and where we should be going.

Anyhoo-- it took Merlin a while to translate, but when he did? God, he freaked. "The holy hill!" he kept exclaiming, "we must go to the holy hill!!!!" Apparently me, Zach, his twin sister Xenia and her partner, Stephan's Son, Dakota Alexander - all four of us were supposed to meet "on the holy hill" to open the gate for me to the wizarding world.

And off we flew - Zach and I to my little hill here in the rural hills of North America and Stephan to find his son and my daughter Xenia. When he did, Zach and I had made it home. Home to the holy hill.

And on September 23, 2024, the seven-year anniversary of the insane Revelation 12 Great Sign in heaven that happen on Sept 23, 2017 - all four of us gathered here, on my little holy hill.

What happened on September 23, 2024 as a result?

Well... parts of me began moving into the wizarding world. And they haven't stopped since.

Yeah. I've spent an entire week losing little bits of my body to the magical kingdom. Thankfully Viggo Mortensen, my real life Aragorn, has been watching over these pieces and protecting them. I even gave him a special wand today to help him collect them all safely.

And that, if you've been following my Twitter feeds, explains my dizzy spells that began on Monday, September 23. Tiny pieces of my brain had moved over to the Rose Room, the home that was built for me before the Fall in the Garden of Eden.

Tree of Life

Anyhow, back to the jolly green giant who popped out of my holy hill today.

First, let me tell you how that happened. An evil spell had just shattered and spread itself across my land and holy hill. I asked the Lord if I could cleanse the land of them all and He said, "Yes."

Now, I could've done that myself, without the Lord's say so. But I've learned to never make a move without checking with the Lord first. Someone can have the best of intentions but make the gravest of mistakes because they only know one part of the story, not the full picture.

None of us know the full picture. Only the Father knows "whither the torrent goes" as Jesus once said to Pontius Pilate, the Roman governor of Judea more than two thousand years ago.

I've made the mistake of doing something I thought would be good, but it had terrible consequences. I had needed to wait two days first. And enough of those mistakes has taught me to ask Him first before i do a powerful spell. And if He says, "No," I ask why to learn. Sometimes He tells me. Sometimes He doesn't. I'll take whatever I can get from the God-of-the-Angel-Armies, you know?

I mean, the fact that we can talk directly to Him, and even wail at His feet and give up our pain to Him? God, that's a miracle. My life began when I discovered that secret. I never knew anything but death before it.

And so.

I washed my lands of the evil shards of spells that had fallen. And as I did so, a giant voice boomed, "HEY!!! HEY HEY HELLO!!!" And we were all quiet.

"Who said that?" I asked. No one in the Order replied. "We don't know," Claire finally said.

"Can you check for new variants?" I asked. After all, yesterday a portal opened and a variant of Robert Downey Jr./Iron Man appeared. Claire had called me up; "Uh, there's another Downey here?" "But I banned time travel!" I said. "How is that possible?"

In the end, we discovered RDJ had felt outnumbered when he joined the knights and so, before I banned time travel, he used the Iron Man suits I gave him to time travel and bring back another version of himself in the future.

Problem is, he brought back an evil version.

"Hey! You killed me!" Downey cried.

"You brought back DR. DOOM!" I yelled back.

"But - but - you killed me!"

"It was fucking Dr. Goddamn DOOM you ass!!!"

And then Downey climbed on top of me and began kissing me like crazy. It was one of the hottest make-out sessions ever. I think he liked it. I don't know which part - my killing another version of himself or my ability to do so - but I don't care. That man is hot.

_

So yeah. A voice that no one knew had just boomed. And no one knew who it was. So my first question was to Claire Danes; "Check for any variants of us, Claire..." She didn't blink. She was there for the new Downey variant yesterday.

"No new variants," she said.

"What?" I puzzled.

"But there is a big green giant on your lawn."

Sigh.

Of course there was.

Wrapping Up

in the end, after it was all over and the dust settled and cleared, I learned that my spell had broken the chains upon a jolly green giant that had come to the holy hill long ago looking for the tree that marks my land - a giant evergreen Christmas tree.

Only it hadn't been planted yet. And the giant was caught by an evil sorcerer named Osiris who bound him in an evil spell inside of the hill.

Claire was pissed, to say the least. She had surveyed my little hill with everything under the Sun, and the booming happy jolly green giant was a big fucking surprise to her. She is not happy.

Anyhow, I released the giant and began talking with him. He told me about the evil sorcerer. That's when Gustaf cut in and told me that Osiris had once told him about trapping a green giant in a holy hill. "But I didn't know where and I didn't know more than that," he said.

Suddenly Gustaf had a vision. He is a prophet after all.

And that vision revealed the future. The jolly green giant carried a leaf from the Tree of Life. He was to insert it into my giant Christmas tree next to my home and that would turn my Christmas tree into a branch of the Tree of Life itself.

Then the Tree of Life would produce fruit here on my land that would heal me, help Zach and Lemon on their mission, and help me get to the Rose Room, etc.

Well. The jolly green giant got to work.

He said my Christmas tree was glorious and sang beautiful songs. Then he inserted the leaf from the Tree of Life. And as it began to grow, I told him that I was the Lady of Light.

Lady of Light

I have had many lives and many names: Eve, Naamah, Sarah, Cleopatra, Aphrodite, Mary, Elizabeth Bennet, Rose and Katherine, just to name a few.

But the prophecy given at my first birth called me one name alone: the Lady of Light.

That's why I recorded my very first prophecy on September 23, 2017, when the Woman Dressed in the Sun gave birth to the King Planet, Jupiter - just as Revelation 12 said she would.

And it's why the jolly green giant took on a hushed tone when he learned who I was.

It made me want to cry.

I don't feel like I deserve to be addressed with so much reverance, but as the right hand of Christ, I should never reject it.

And yet I did.

"Please don't," I said. And stumbled trying to say that I wasn't 'all that.' But he denied me, and whispered my name again. And I could hear him bowing.

And then he began to heal...

The Healing of Johnny Depp

The jolly green giant began healling the healing pool in the Rose Room. Apparently it didn't have all the fruits, roots and herbs it needed to heal me when I arrived.

Then he turned the water in my water well into a healing potion. And then he healed all the water in my home, included all of my water bottles and containers, full of healing water.

And then - as he was casting all of his healing spells - I heard Johnny Depp call me.

"Penis!!! I sense a great giant!!!"

"Yes, Depp! I know know know! He is good good good! Say hello hello hello!"

Now - that's a lot to unpack, and I can't really do that right now. Needless to say, don't do drugs, kids. And adults. Or you might go around calling your favorite person in the world, "Penis."

And then Depp said, "I feel strange..."

Uh oh. Depp never feels strange. I mean, he is strange, but he never feels strange. Even though he acts strange.

I mean, he is the most powerful wizard I know, second only to me and my son Zachary. I am the most powerful, Zach is second and then Depp is third. And Depp has saved the world mulitiple times now/

Let me tell you - he is the main guardian of my room for a reason.

And then suddenly, "He-hello? This is Johnny Depp. Can you hear me?"

"Depp???" I asked. Why the fuck was Depp using full sentences!?!?

"Wait- why am I a fly?" he asked.

Oh my God. He used another full sentence! And he sounds... sane!!? We all wanted to know why Depp prefered to be a fly on my wall. But we never expected an answer to that question.

Uh oh, I thought. I think the jolly green giant healed Depp!!!

He had.

And that reallly pissed Claire Danes off. The jolly green giant, in less than five minutes, had just healed Johnny Deppy a thousand times more than her super-advanced healing tubes.

God, she was pissed. She went in to investigate.

Stopping Claire

"Claire!!!" I hissed. "Don't you dare!!!"

But she was determined. I got an earful of just how weak she suddenly felt her ultra-advanced technology was and she was none-to-pleased that it was a giant green man who burst forth from the ground practically yelling, "ho ho ho!!!" just like the ads - that had beat her tech out.

But Claire can be cruel and invasive when she wants to study something or someone. And I didn't want my goddamn elixer of life to be run off, leaving me full of aether and a body wrecked by its presence inside of me for decades.

"CLAIRE!!!" I hissed again. "You have to go in with your Shakespeare side! Celebrate with them! Take off your clothes like you did for that naked run! Study while you are acting merry, for fuck's sake!"

And so she did. She stripped off her clothes and joined the jolly green giant and Depp - who had already begun dancing with the newfound giant - by my enormous Christmas tree that was slowly growing into the Tree of Life- or at least a piece of it.

And that was it for Amy Adamns.

When Claire stripped herself naked and began dancing with a Jolly Green Giant and a suddenly-sane Johhny Depp.

"Girl!!!" she whispered to me with urgency. "What the hell is--"

But before she could even finish her question, Robert Downey Jr. ran her off the line.

"W. T. F." he said.

And I burst out laughing. It was just another Thursday, as Ryan Gosling - my real life Gray Man - would say.

It's just another Thursday.

[renyen808]

2023 Movies You Need to Watch (Part Two)

Hi there, I’m sorry that I lied, I’m back now and everything is okay! I will be posting a review of Percy Jackson this Friday, but today we are going to finish this and get back on schedule.

Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning (Released July 12th)

(Credit: Amazon)

Starring: Tom Cruise, Haley Atwell, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg

Director: Christopher McQuarrie

I have loved the Mission Impossible series since the beginning, and this is no exception. Tom Cruise still has it as Ethan Hunt. This movie plays around with the real threat of AI, which scared President Biden. This movie is the perfect way to showcase just how terrifying AI can be, while also being a fun action packed movie. 

(Credit: IMDb)

This movie will leave you gripping on your arm rest as you watch the intense thriller portions. While I may not be a fan of Haley Atwell’s character (and she is in here a lot), I can overlook that for more Benji (love him) and the other characters. I cannot wait for the sequel to come out, but until then, I’ll be patiently waiting.

Barbie (Released July 21st)

(Credit: Microsoft)

Starring: Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, America Ferrera, Kate McKinnon

Director: Greta Gerwig

Now, onto the powerhouses of the summer. First, I want to talk about Barbie, which I watched second after Oppenheimer. Barbie was an amazing movie! I loved everything about it. From the perfect Barbie and Ken castings to the story of Barbie learning about the real world was something I didn't know I needed. 

(Credit: Deadline)

I have been a woman studies student for a while, and this movie literally answers everything that we discuss in our classes. I remember taking my boyfriend to watch this during the iMAX rerelease, and he cried during the montage part, and he squeezed my hand. He loves the movie, I love the movie, it’s great.

Oppenheimer (Released July 21st)

(Credit: IMDb)

Starring: Cillian Murphy, Emily Blunt, Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr. 

Director: Christopher Nolan

Oh, Oppenheimer. What a powerhouse. Fun fact, I did a History research project on Oppenheimer with two other classmates. We won our county’s competition. My portion was on the aftermath of the bombings, which included the Strauss’ hearings and the security clearance meetings. This movie was a masterpiece, visually, musically, every aspect was created with such care. 

(Credit: The Lantern)

And to everyone who thinks this movie is pro bomb, rewatch it. I promise you it is not. If you rewatch it and still come to that conclusion, I don’t know how much else to tell you than...you're dumb, I don’t know. Another fun fact, the first time I watched this, a guy gave me COVID.

Blue Beetle (Released August 18th)

(Credit: IMDb)

Starring: Xolo Maridueña, Adriana Barraza, Damián Alcázar, Elpidia Carrillo

Director: Angel Manuel Soto

Blue Beetle, the beginning of the James Gunn led DC Universe. Honestly, this is a great one to start on. Sure, it is a little predictable with the plot, what really sells it is Jaime (Xolo Maridueña) and his relationship with his family. This movie would not be what it is if it were not for the supporting casts’ relationship with Maridueña. 

(Credit: The Washington Post)

Maridueña also excels in this role as Jaime. I haven’t watched Cobra Kai, which is what he is known for, but I am completely sold on him just from this performance alone. He becomes the hero that not only his family needs, but the DC universe. I am disappointed it didn’t do as well as it deserved, so if you haven’t watched it yet, WATCH IT!

Five Nights at Freddy’s (Released October 27th)

(Credit: Wikipedia)

Starting: Josh Hutcherson, Elizabeth Lail, Piper Rubio, Mary Stuart

Director: Emma Tammi

Oh my gods, Five Nights at Freddy’s. I have loved the series since its release in 2014, which is where I was introduced to Markiplier. So, since I was a big fan of the game, I have been waiting for an adaptation forever. Honestly though, I was concerned as to how they were going to do it, since there wasn’t really a cinematic story when it came to the first game. I mean, the first Game Theory video on Five Nights at Freddy, MatPat linked it to a real Chuck E Cheese Massacre. What they came up with was not what I was expecting in the best way possible. 

(Credit: AP News)

This was a crazy ass movie, and it needed to be. Also, love that Living Tombstones had their song in the credits, I still listen to that song to this day. Along with that, Josh Hutcherson is amazing in this movie, carrying it, and my favorite, Matthew Lillard, steals the show. One critique I must say is that I wish they didn’t share that he was Purple Guy, honestly. Seeing the reveal would have been incredible, and with him saying his iconic line, it was a masterpiece.

The Boy and the Heron (Released December 8th)

(Credit: IMDb)

Starting: Luca Padovan, Robert Pattinson, Karen Fukuhara, Gemma Chan

Director: Hayao Miyazaki

The Boy and the Heron is one of, if not, the best animated film of the year. I love it so much, and hope to one day watch the sub version. This is an amazing story that shows the journey of a boy going through life in the wake of his mother’s passing. He ventures into a mysterious realm to save his stepmother. I love Miyazaki films, and this is no exception. 

(Credit: IGN)

He brings it in this film, especially casting Robert Pattinson as the titular Heron for the English dub. If nobody told me that it was Pattinson, I would not be able to tell. This movie relies on many different characters and the way they interact with the titular Boy, Mahito. It is honestly a joy to watch, and while it is a little jarring to hear some familiar voices in there, it doesn’t take you out of the movie.

Okay, I have some more movies, but we will do a quick Honorable Mention thing.

Honorable Mention Quick Round

Leave the World Behind

This Netflix movie is a must watch for those who are reliant on technology. This movie shows just what might happen when America falls victim to a cyberattack.

Fast X

This series never ceases to catch my attention. While this installment might be weaker than ones before it, I believe it is still an entertaining movie that will keep you entertained. 

The Marvels

The latest movie in the MCU was a fun, action packed film. Iman Vallani is a standout in this movie, carrying it on her shoulders. It was also nice to see Zawe Ashton, Tom Hiddleston’s fiancee, in a role.

Air

This movie based on the Air Jordan shoes is an interesting movie that showed the legacy of the shoe that became one of the best selling shoes in the world. I would give this another watch on a rainy day.

Quiz Lady

This straight to Hulu movie brings Awkwafina and Sandra Oh as sisters trying to get their dog back by going on a quiz show. This is a cute movie, which especially shows just how far siblings are willing to go for one another.

Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

Indiana Jones’ latest adventure was an action filled, well, adventure. I really enjoyed it, but this movie also suffered from an unlikeable sidekick in the form of Phoebe Waller-Bridges character. 

The Iron Claw

A heartbreaking movie that I had known nothing about going in, and I was devastated by the end, crying until I had no more tears to give. Also, Zac Efron is unrecognizable in the role as Kevin Von Erich. Best role he has ever done, in my opinion.

Well, thanks for reading! I’m sorry it took me so long to get this out, but I am back now and I will make sure to meet my deadlines this time. This Friday is Percy Jackson and for the time being, I will be doing Wednesday and Friday releases, and it will literally be whatever I feel like writing about.

[ungulatelover420]

me looking at pics of celebrities by star sign: "AHHHH OH MY GOD ITS JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN AHHHHH!!!!"

everett: "is that really him?"

me, zooming in: "oh god its robert downey jr..."

[geekgemsspooksandtoons]

I just saw Fast X

This isn't going to be a detailed review or anything. But I will talk about the movie a bit, no spoilers. I went with my brother, my dad and my cousin. My brother bought the tickets, it was his idea. In all honesty, I don't hate this film series. While I surely get the criticism towards them. I strangely see them as kind of harmless entertainment. I strangely like the series; it can be entertaining. Not an all-time favorite of mine. But the Fast & Furious franchise is basically if Bayformers were actually entertaining without suffering certain things.

But...this film. Yet let me say this. This series lost any sort of "Realism" in earlier entries. But we really shouldn't give a shit about "Realism" sometimes. Despite how over the top this series has become. Yet it's this film that...this isn't really a spoiler or so. But this part 1 of a "Trilogy" because they confirmed there are two more entries in this series. And I should've taken the tagline seriously this time around.

I thought the film was fine. But...I'll say this, it was fast paced. There was some stuff I liked. But this series is at a time where to me personally, and I may sound stupid. You know all those memes where Dom faces impossible scenarios where he shouldn't be there. But he saves the day like a damn superhero?

This is the film that to me, where I feel like I'm done...I shouldn't say I'm done with this series. I don't really have a connection to it. But this is the entry where I'm like where I even told my brother that maybe they should've ended at Furious 7. And my brother said the film was "Nuts" and I agree with him. There were also some guys laughing as the movie was going...I assume they were noticing a similar thing. Because...I feel like the memes now are becoming true. Like...holy crap. I'm so dumbfounded by what I've seen...I worry I may sound hypocritical. But holy crap again...

We have two more entries. And I recall Vin Diesel wants Robert Downey Jr. in these movies, and watching a 3C Film's video and him talking about the possibility of a "Elon Musk" like villain...

During this whole movie or so, and I've been in this mood recently. You know what would make these movies more insane? Can we get a crossover with the Monsterverse where Dom considers Godzilla family? Can we make it overkill and add King Kong and Jet Jaguar into the mix too? Like, oh my God dude. I'm at this point where...I actually don't care. Can you make that film where I may give more of a...shit or just...

I remember joking with a friend about how Hollywood or whatever such as the Fast & Furious franchise is in its Showa era where it's so silly but oh my God. Holy crap, this franchise has become so insane that I feel dumbfounded now. I may change my thoughts...but oh my God.

But hey, it was nice seeing Daniela Melchior though. I always love seeing her.

[yup-thats-me]

The MCU men with beards, and a cute Tom Holland, cause our Spidey boy is TRYING!!

[bibibuckleyy]

Just blessing y’all with this vid I found

😂😂😂✌🏽

[wdwimagine]

peter parker saying "you're nick fury" is equivalent to "oh My GOd iTs rObeRt doWneY jR"

[avogotyournumber]

Nobody:

Me, when nobody in the room has said or done anything for the past hour: oH mY GoD iTS RobErT DoWnEy jR

[js3639]

[avengers compound 3 AM] ::steve and tony's bedroom::

peter: dad? dad, wake up

tony: steve, your son wants you

steve: ::muffled from pillow:: nuh uh. before 6 AM, he's your son

peter: ::happily:: great, youre both awake. so i was thinking that you totally should let me get a dog because-

tony: nope, uh uh. too early for 'because'

peter: no, no hear me out on this, dad! it would totally help me with my anxiety, depression, and PTSD

tony: youre gonna have even more PTSD if you dont leave now ::throws pillow at him::

peter: ::runs out of room::

[newsienewsie]

Really got me crying in the club

spent 2 days contemplating whether to post this or nah

[weird-child-jay-blog]

When they met

Robert: Hi:)

Tom: Oh my god! It’s Robert Downey Jr.!

First hug

Robert: *gives Tom a hug*

Tom: *faints*

Everyone looks: Um...

Robert: I didn’t do it.

First kiss

Robert: *gives Tom a kiss*

Tom: I think I’m going to die *almost faints*

Robert: Don’t. We need you for the movie.

Tom: -_-

[riptidejunkie]

OUAT: these are important backstories so Paul attention

My gay ass: OH MY GOD! ITS SEBASTIAN STAN!