#oh my god im not making fun of teens for being virgins hes just pointing out their hypocracy
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heyheyitsstillgay Ā· 5 years ago
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The front page on the next day's newspaper shocks all, as "It Is Revealed That Mayor Masters Is An Adult Virgin Who Cannot Spell Raisen"
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pumpkinpaix Ā· 4 years ago
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Want a *really* unpopular opinion? I not only *liked* the Incense Burner extras but found them sexy, as a portrayal of two dorks using potentially dangerous magical R&D as a tool for exploring their past feelings and history and negotiating consent by trial and error and error and error.
ANON YOU FUCKING GET IT | STRONGLY AGREE | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree
slams hands on tableĀ  C O R R E C T
you know what, iā€™ll do you one better, not only did i like them and find them sexy, i ALSO found them extremely meaningful and important!! i will defend the incense burners unto death, you can pry them from my cold dead hands!!!!
not to get super emo and personal about like, kinda silly smut, but you know what, itā€™s that kind of night so letā€™s GO oversharing time, and maybe it will help someone along the way!!! isnā€™t that what vulnerability is for!!!!
i donā€™t know if itā€™s common knowledge that i have ocd -- i havenā€™t made a secret of it or anything -- but: i suffer from pretty terrible intrusive thoughts and when you add that together with intense moral scrupulosity issues + a complicated relationship to shame and sex, you get some pretty rough thoughtcrime, self-hatred, and sex-related neuroses. i was so completely horrified by the idea of wanting sex that I thought i was ace for like, the better part of my teen years. iā€™m really grateful to the ace spaces i was lucky enough to find in that time because they gave me a place to feel safe while I was still figuring shit out, and I still feel a lot of kinship with them because even if iā€™m not ace, sex is still Difficult for me as a concept and aspec people Get It.
together with just my generally really fucked up thoughts, plus the rise of purity culture etc, i have A Lot of fear about my inner self being perceived because thereā€™s a part of me that is convinced that if anyone really knew me, theyā€™d find me disgusting, that theyā€™d think i was a genuinely bad and dirty person beyond redemption. that no matter how hard i tried to be good, i was doomed to fail because there was something wrong with me internally and inherently. that like, no matter how kind or helpful or dutiful or accomplished or smart or thoughtful i tried to be, it wouldnā€™t make a difference!!!
im getting over it lol donā€™t worry
but the point is: the incense burners, especially the one in the library, really embody the ultimate fantasy of a person you love seeing your most shameful thoughts and desires and not only NOT abandoning you, but saying ā€œoh shit, thatā€™s hotā€. can you understand the palpable relief of that!!!! ;A; and!! to take it one step further, itā€™s not even a big deal! wei wuxian laughs and is like ohohoho?? hanguang-jun? like this secret that lan wangji was carrying and fearing was just like. kinda cute and funny. that there was nothing to fear at all.
screams into my hands
i joke about being shuangbi kin all the time, except like, it isnā€™t a joke. the moment when wei wuxian notices that lan wangji is tense, when lan wangji says, ā€œstop looking,ā€ and tries to leave -- idk i just. i felt for him so hard there. stop looking at me. what if you donā€™t like what you see?
but wei wuxian does like it! and wei wuxian doesnā€™t think any worse of lan wangji, doesnā€™t think heā€™s fallen or disgraceful. lan wangji is still lan wangji, still hanguang-jun, still upright, still é›…ę­£. and the narrative does the same: it never implies that lan wangji is any less of a good person because of this. itā€™s just an inside joke for the other extras: that lan wangji looks like the sort of person whoā€™s a perpetual virgin because thatā€™s what people expect from someone of his character and demeanor, but he isnā€™t.
i canā€™t like. begin to explain how much i treasure this dumb smut. itā€™s not the best smut iā€™ve ever read, not by a long shot, but itā€™s not anywhere near as terrible as a lot of people make it out to be. just. i got to read this thing. where a character i already identified with had his fucked up thoughts about sex perceived and accepted and loved, and it was a character who looked and sounded and thought like me!! down to the obsession with rules and fairness. a chinese character!!! and someone the narrative pretty consistently positions as a sympathetic and lovable person!! mdzs was my first danmei, so itā€™s entirely possible this isnā€™t revolutionary whatsoever. maybe this is a super common trope! idk! but it was really revelatory to me. that these really intensely complicated characters weā€™ve just spent like 500k learning about and falling in love with are also weird kinky dumbasses who donā€™t know shit. and that both can be true! and thatā€™s presented as a fun, delightful thing! god!!!! i care them! i am so grateful to mxtx for it, regardless of anything else, i am grateful that she gave me this.
anyways, thanks for giving me this outlet anon and also like, letting me experience a version of that relief: oh iā€™m not alone!
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peaceandcows Ā· 8 years ago
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Tv show: TEEN WOLF, HAVE FUNN BOOOO
Finally had time to do this thx so much @songmeanhoe! u know me and my fandoms so well :)
Send me a show/fandom and ill answer - Ā Teen Wolf (my fave trash show)Top 5 favourite characters: 1) Lydia Martin, 2) Stiles Stilinski, 3) Allison Argent, 4) Scott Mccall, 5) Isaac Lahey (Derek is a close 6)Other characters you like: Alot of them. Derek, Kira, Malia (but it took me until s5), Danny (WHERE DID U GO BBY?) The twins, Cora, The parent trio (Melissa, Sheriff, Chris), Mason, Erica, Boydā€¦.i think i should stop nowā€¦.Least favourite character: UM I HAVE ALOT. but lets just say Gerard, Theo, and Kate cuz i really hate them.Otps: STYDIA STYDIA STYDIA (FOREVER AND EVER MY BBIES). Also scallison (i miss them everyday). I have alot of ships but these 2 are the OTP level.Notps: LMAO MARRISH (EW FUCK THAT NASTY SHIP), Jydia (Jackson was not a good bf to Lydia and that is that), Stalia (though i do enjoy them as a brotp)Favourite friendship: OBVI SCILES. Just the pack in general gives me so much feels. OH OH allydia was beautiful and i miss them sm. Also i am enjoying lydia and maliaā€™s friendship this season. very much appreciated.Favourite family: the mccall pack is a family tbh. But also the stilinski family. Stiles and his dad are SO IMPORTANT AND THEIR STORY KILLS ME!!!Favourite episode: Ummmm this is so hard. I love 3x06 (motel california, but thatā€™s almost everyoneā€™s fave ep), 5x16 (MY FAVE STYDIA EP TBH), and 6x05 (wonderful just wonderful, makes me cry). its legit a three way tie.Favourite season/book/movie: Season 3. Specifically season 3a. Everyone picks 3b but their are some things that trigger me in that seasonā€¦(stiles stabbing scott when he went all void, allisonā€™s death, stalia banging in a dingy basementā€¦just alot of weird shit)Favourite quote:Ā ā€œNot all monsters do monstrous thingsā€ā€¦.ā€Be your own anchorā€ā€¦.ā€I look for my friendsā€ā€¦ā€We always seem to find eachother anywayā€ and some others that i cant remember rnMoment that made you fangirl/boy the hardest: stydiaā€™s first kiss, when scott saidĀ ā€œbecause I love youā€ to allison and in the s1 finale she said it back to him.When it really disappointed you: Lmao seasons 4 and 5 dissapointed me alot. Specifically the way they treated kira in s5, never mentioning allison unti it wasĀ ā€˜necessary for the plotā€™. TAKING WAYYYY TOO LONG FOR STYDIA TO BE CANON (and putting unnecessary relationships in the way like stalia). believing it was totally okay for a deputy to be having sex dreams of a female high school student. ew. amongst other thingsā€¦.oh and this wasnt in s4 or s5 but stiles losing his virginity to a girl he barely knew in the basement of some mental institution was the most ooc thing ever with his character like what the fuck was that???Saddest moment: ALLISONā€™S DEATH. I STILL CRY AND GET TRIGGERED IT WAS JUST SO SAD. also boyd and aidenā€™s deaths were super sad aswell. UM LETS TALK ABOUT SEASON 6 WHERE EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN STILES INCLUDING HIS SOULMATE, BEST FRIEND AND HIS DAD. There are plenty of othersā€¦.Most well done character death: Allisonā€™ death for sureā€¦.I did not see that coming at all. And it has had long lasting affects on the pack and the show in general.Favourite guest star: Ummm idkā€¦has teen wolf had guest stars?? oh oh Poseyā€™s dad guest starring was cute.Favourite cast member: DYLAN Oā€™BRIEN TRASH IS ME. Also, holland roden and tyler posey.Character you wish was still alive: ALLISON ARGENT NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. and i might be super selfishā€¦but claudia stilinski FOR REAL (thx s6).One thing you hope really happens: UH UH KIRA TO COME BACK. THEO TO DIE FOR GOOD, GERARD TO DIE FOR GOOD. THE PACK GOES TO ALLISONā€™S GRAVE. STYDIA REUNION KISS AND THEM BEING FLUFFY CANON IN 6B. for everyone to graduate lmao.Ā Most shocking twist: ummmmmmm STILES BEING VOID WAS WHAT THE FUCKK.Ā allison dyingā€¦idk what else. OH THAT ENGLISH TEACHER BEING THAT DARACK OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED.Ā 
When did you start watching/reading: well back in the 10th grade, so over two years ago thx to @songmeanhoe lolTrope you wish they would stop using: Idk thinking all teen watchers care about is couples making out/having sex. give me intimacy thx very much (aka why i love stydia so much haha)One thing this show/book/film does better than others: Hmmm giving supernatural plot lines that are actually interesting/creative. Making me really really care about these characters (specifically stiles, lydia, scott, and allison). Oh! actually having the parents involved in their kidā€™s lives and help elevate the plot. they arenā€™t just there to be there they have a purpose in this supernatural teen drama shit.Funniest moments: LOL that time when scott and stiles went to a gay club in s2. When stiles was FREAKING OUT that he was going to get sacrificed bc he was a virgin in 3a (ā€someone needs to sex me today, like someone needs to sex me right now!ā€), anything coach says. idk teen wolf makes me laugh alot before everything got wayyy too dark like woahhCouple you would like to see: CANON STYDIA. THEY ARE IN LOVE SO GET STILES BACK AND BE CANON ALREADY. iā€™ve always said thisā€¦sheriff and melissa (tho that is wishful thinking at this point)Actor/Actress you want to join the cast: Ummmmm idk tbh. like any young female actress would be great thanks.Most boring plotline: lol season 4 was SO BORING LIKE WHAT WAS THAT. Just all of s4 was a mess.Best flashback/flashfoward if any: OMG OMG WHEN THEY HAD THAT BIG FLASHBACK OF ALLISON IN THE S5 FINALE FROM SCOTTā€™S MEMORIES IT ACTUALLY STILL FUCKS ME UP THAT WAS WONDERFUL AND UGHHHH.Ā I dont think tw has done flashforwardsā€¦that i rememberMost layered character: I think Lydia or Stiles tbh. i wish it was scott cuz heā€™s the PROTAGONIST but whatever fuck u writersĀ 
Scariest moment: void stiles was scary AF. well done dylan lmao. not alot of things scare me on this show tbh. OH LETS TALK ABOUT LYDIA TAKING FOREVER TO OPEN HER EYES AND I THOUGH MY QUEEN WAS GONNA DIE WHILE STILES HELD HER FACE IN HIS HANDS THANKS TW.Grossest moment: alot of things are gross on this show. Anything having to do with that black blood or the cut open brains (u know what im talking about @songmeanhoe). Also gerard is a gross human being so whenever he is on screen hahaBest looking male: i love stiles but tbh derek has always been hot as fuckBest looking female:Ā  all THE FEMALES R BEAUTIFUL. but i think lydia or allison are tied first idkkkkWho youā€™re crushing on (if any): STILES STILINSKI OBVI, also isaac lahey and scott mccallMost beautiful scene (scenery/shot wise): hmmmmm ok ok the scenes with that HUGE WHITE ROOM that they had in s3 was shot soooo nicely. idk teen wolf has a SERIOUS LIGHTING PROBLEM. so tbh whenever their happens to be light its good.Unanswered question/continuity issue/plot error that bugs you: WHAT IS STILES STILISNKIā€™S REAL NAME GOD DAMN IT I HAVE TO KNOW. ALSO WHERE HAS EVERYONE GONE? SPECIFICALLY DEREK, ISAAC, DANNY, AND ETHAN LIKE COME BACK MY BBIES.At what point did you fall in love with this show/book:Ā I fell inlove in season 1 at some point. i cant remember exactly when. i think episode 5 was when i got hooked for life!
this was so fun! thanks for asking meĀ @songmeanhoe.
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