idiot-candy
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i love you and we will make it thru this together
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how to get over somebody
You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.
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Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day
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Next time you make a grilled cheese sandwich, instead of cooking it in butter, try inventing a special glue that lets you walk up and down any surface
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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
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me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left
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they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.
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most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.
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me in the frozen hole if I'm being quite honest
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