#oh my GOD THIS IS EVERYTHINGGGGG

[turtlecleric]

your breath comes out short and heavy as Leo pins his weight on your hips . Your hands pinned by your head as you both come clattering on to the floor. He smiles down at you cockily as you tap his leg with your foot when his weight becomes too much. "I suppose I win this round to." Leo practically sings as he rises from your body and lifts you up to your feet. You let go of his hand and begin to stretch out your limbs pouting slightly. You thought you were ready to take Leo on in these head to head sparring matches, but considering the now staggering amount of losses you are now starting to realize you might have been overconfident about your own abilities. But honestly the worst thing about all of this is Leo's stupidly smug face every time he pins you. How his whole demeaner shifts because, he won. Losing to Leo has never not been the worst thing in all of existence. And the absolute worst thing about that is... its kinda hot when he gets cocky. The way he talks becomes more rhythmic, his voice a song in your ears, egging you on to try and make it shut up, his touch confident and commanding. Forcing you into place so he can straddle you, again and again and again. You are actually considering blaming your lizard lady brain for half of these losses. Its not your fault that him pinning you is hot as shit. You take a plastic water bottle and pour some water out into your palm splashing your face. Cooling you down. fucking stupidly hot prick you think as Leo Saddles on up to you his face tying its best to hide that its radiating smugness. "One more round, or has mi Princesa had enough?" He sings the words at you, overly confident, almost cruelly. you feel the water bottle in your hand crunch in slightly. He's just trying to rile you up, you think to yourself. He just wants another taste of victory, You wont fall for it, nope, nuh uh, Definitely not. "Shut up asshole." you say with an irritated eyeroll as you begin to walk past. "Ooooh, Did I strike a nerve there Princesa? you know its not very lady like to be a poor loser." That stops you in your tracks. You spin around towards him. " Who said I was ever trying to be lady like Leo?" He smiles wolfishly back at you. Like your prey, dumbly walking into his trap. "Good point, I suppose no one really has." "Shut up!" "Make me." You pause looking up at him. you hadn't realized how close to him you had gotten till now. He is still smiling down at you curiously. You can practically feel the electricity forming between you two. Your anger and his smugness mixing together. Intoxicating the both of you. You relent.

"Fine asshole, one more round" You say as you take up your stance on the tatami mats. "trust me Princesa, it wont be much of a round." Leo makes good on that statement. You manage to strike at him twice before he grabs hold of your arm, twisting it behind you and slamming the both of you into the ground. Your anger pushes you forward though, you grit your teeth and try to kick at him but its no use. He pins your knees with his own immobilizing you. The hair on the back of neck stands on end when you feel breath. A laugh that is too hot, too close. You feel your self growing wet, Like you weren't already a bit before. You pray that he cant tell. "Oh, mi amor, I'm starting to think you like it when I pin you." You try to wiggle out of his grasp again so you can smack him, but he shoves your arm up higher and the pain pins you to the ground again. He laughs as he relents the pressure on your arm. "You know if you wanted me to pin you to the ground and fuck you senseless, you only needed to ask nicely." You feel your body grow hot as your cunt clenches around nothing. God that's a hot image. Him fucking you like this. Him taking his pleasure while you scrape and try to overpower him. The only thing keeping you from that fantasy becoming real is your stubbornness. "Eat shit and die Leo." He laughs as he once again shoves your arm up rewarding your comment with more pain, however this time he doesn't relent, he keeps your arm there as you squirm underneath him. You grit your teeth. Is it bad that this is also kinda turning you on? You cant see his face but you can hear in his smile in his voice. You can feel his gaze on the nape of your neck. Everything about this is making you dizzy. "Thats not an answer mi amor. Are we doing this or not? " You bite the inside of your cheek. Fuck it, stubbornness be damned you want this. "Yes." You feel Leo relent on the position he has on your arm. "Yes what Princesa? " you groan in annoyance, God hes such a poor winner. "Yes, please pin me to the ground and fuck me senseless." He smiles. " Good girl." The next thing you feel is his teeth on your shoulder. The pain makes you cry out as he grinds against your ass. He soaking both of your shorts in seconds "Fuck." You cry out as you press your ass up higher giving him a better angle to grind against. God you wanna know what his face looks like right now. primal and heavy. His mouth stained with your blood as he takes his pleasure offering you none in return. After all your just prey to him right now. A prize he won fair and square. God you want him to touch you. You need him to touch you. "Leo please I'm begging." He detaches from your shoulder and licks a bloody stripe across your pulse. "You call that begging?" he say incredulously his voice strained as he continues to hump you. "I've taught you better Princesa. You need to tell me what you want." "Fuck, Please touch me." he laughs cruelly at that "I am touching you." Your going to kill him. Someday, some how, you know deep in your heart of hearts you are going to be the one that murder this man. "Goddamn it you fucking bra-" your anger is cut off as he presses your arm up again. pain shooting through you. "Tisk, tisk, mi amor. Who is the one being a brat right now?" "You." You hiss as he shoves your arm up even higher. tears pricking your eyes. "Me." You say correcting yourself. he rewards you by lowering your arm back down to the first position. Still painful but you sigh anyway from the relief. "Me, I'm being the brat, I'm sorry I'm sorry. Please, I just want your fingers in me. Please ill be good I swear"

Leo hums as if content at you, lowering your arm back down to a non painful position. "See, that wasn't so hard now was it." You grit your teeth holding back any sort of sass before crying out as he glides his hands under your shorts and presses his finders inside of you. Your greedy cunt immediately clenching around them. "Fuck yes, Thank you, thank you." you cry as he pumps his fingers, shallowly. Its not enough but God its something. You try to buck your hips into his hand to get any kind of friction on your clit but its no use the position just isnt right. "Please touch my clit, I need it please I need it." Your too dizzy now to care about keeping up appearances. You need pleasure. you need him to touch you like this. You need his cock in you. He growls lowly in your ear as you feel him drop, He then shoves your hips back down onto the floor and removes his hand from your cunt. you whine desperately from the loss. "No,no,no,no,no, I'm being good please, please your fingers please, I'm sorry."

Its then you feel him kiss your cheek sweetly, letting go of your arm that's been keeping you pinned . "its ok, mi Amor, you are being good I just need to change positions. is that ok?" You nod your head and take in a deep breath as he shifts on top of you. he takes both your arms and ties them behind you. probably with his mask you think. He then lifts your hips up an d removes your shorts and underwear before pressing your thighs together and pressing his cock between them, Thigh fucking against your folds. the tip of his cock head rubbing against your clit with each thrust. God you didn't know what to expect but it was definitely not this. Regardless though the release of having something to grind your clit against is more then enough to have you screaming for more. And you do in fact scream for more. For his cock you actually be inside you however he doesn't relent. He continues to thigh fuck you till the both of you are well and spent. His hand pressing your face into the tatami the whole way.

(-Stranger)

I'M SCREAMING

[usertoxicyaoi]

“You know, the apples you ate? I planted them myself. Only a child of God can do it. Do you want to try it?” BOYYOFGOD (2023). Intro Story Part 1.

[acebytaemin]

isn’t april fools tomorrow?

oh my god yeah. you’re right LMAOOOOO

[selkiewife]

WHAT IF. The wild dragon of the Vale is Sunfyre?

JEYNE: Rumor of it began shortly after the war. Ranging more broadly for food… my maesters surmise. It is large and formidable, but alas, wild.

They made it sound like Sunfyre was in the process of dying or already dead in the show:

CRISTON: I left a meager garrison behind to protect it and the King's dragon. Sunfyre was long in the dying.

A show only viewer will assume that the dragon died at Rook's Rest. But of course book readers know he is not dead. The same thing happened in the books. Sunfyre was left with guards and was thought to be in the process of dying but of course he did not.

They keep setting up Rhaena to claim the wild dragon (who has never been named as "Sheepstealer." There was plenty of opportunity for Jeyne to say the dragon was Sheepstealer too. For example. "Ranging more broadly for food... the shepherds have taken to calling him Sheepstealer.")

The show keeps alluding to the multiple attempts of Rhaena to claim a dragon- mentioning how she almost died in several of these attempts. It seems obvious that they are alluding to these failed attempts in order to set up the eventual triumph of claiming a dragon in the Vale. But... what if it is a misdirection?

Maybe the last moment of her arc ends with her tracking and finally coming upon the dragon. We think we are going to see another claiming. The camera is on Rhaena's determined face and then we see recognition. "Sunfyre," she says in dismay and then there is a wide shot of Sunfyre, badly beaten, but alive. And that's the last shot of them, ending her arc on a cliffhanger.

This would be funny because then the fandom would have two years to collectively lose their minds over "OH MY GOD THEY ARE GIVING SUNFYRE TO TEAM BLACK. THEY GIVE TEAM BLACK EVERYTHINGGGGG" but then in Season 3, Sunfyre will return to Aegon (as he does in the books) and Rhaena will seek shelter again with Lady Jeyne to eventually hatch Morning- just as she does in the books (and abandoning the children to seek out the dragon explains why she remains in the Vale instead of going to Pentos with the children) after everyone made up a million scenarios in their heads to be outraged about for two years.

Don't worry this is not the reason I have for why I think Nettles is still coming. This was just a thought. "A mad thought" if you will. Probably complete fanfiction... unless? lol.

[vecnuthy]

whatcha readin?

Tagged by @judasofsuburbia This is suchhh a cool idea! This list doesn't even scratch the surface, but basically all of these JUST updated, so I'm in Kermit on a typewriter mode. They're all smutty with I think one exception, so. That's your warning. And they're all Steddie. Mind the tags as always!

Money, Power, Glory by @strangerthings1975 just wrapped and I'm an emotional WRECK because this story is fucking insanely good. Mutual pining, angst with a happy ending, communication is king, sooo much fluff even with the heavy themes. The summary from ao3: Steve starts paying Eddie for sex once he discovers that Eddie doesn't just deal drugs and perform at the Hideout. Strap tf in, heed the tags, bask in its magnificence. This fic is always on my mind, no exaggeration.

is your light on? by @toburnup I love how Vio weaves nuance and simplicity and still manages to have it all land like a ton of bricks. The slowest of burns, have aloe on hand!! Happy ending is guaranteed too thank god because I want to shake the shit out of these two sometimes. This story steamrolls my soul and lives rent free in my brain, and I'm so excited to read the chapter that just posted. I'm screaming!!

Tell Me "Don't" So I Can Crawl Back In They are disasters! They are everything! Steve ditches the old friends and decides to get friendly with Eddie. Steve surprises tf out of Eddie (and me) in this one, and it's a lottt of fun to read.

I can't tune you out by @hairstevington famous musicians Steddie, fake dating/enemies to lovers, slow burn, and Buckingham? Absolutely. Read it.

Tentative by @eddywoww Sapphic Steddie with Stevie in a ln all-girls pop group with Eddie as their assistant. Y'aaallll. Shenanigans. Delicious, thirsty shenanigans. I'm literally signed up for anything that Lee does. I Made Loving You a Bloodsport, Uneducated Guesses, everythinggggg.

Blood and Water by @aidaronan sapphic witches Steddie that has me so hyped to see what all is going to happen. I live for the vibes/aesthetic, and it's already so dark and juicy!

as good a place to fall as any by @rewritingicarus photographer Eddie and amateur model Steve. Oh. My god. I fucking love this story. It's so steamy, and come ON. The title coming from Bedroom Hymns by Florence + the Machine? I jumped on it as soon as I saw the title and I haven't looked back since. I crave the updates!

What about you? No pressure, of course! @steddiealltheway @flowercrowngods @grimmfitzz @henderdads @hairmetal666 @stevebabey @emryses @wormdebut @asbealthgn @steves-strapcollection @onirislanding and anybody else who'd like to participate ✨️

[eurydicees]

okay talk about your favorite parts of haikyuu. top 3 blorbos, favorite arc, and a scene that has you gnashing your teeth going insane every time! go!! (if u want to lol)

ALRIGHT HERE WE GO. when this gets stupid long, remember that you asked.

my top 3 guys!!!!!

OIKAWA. obviously. surprising no one. we all know im decidedly not normal about him. everything about his arc makes me feel emotions off the fucking scale of the human range of feeling. i can't think about him too long or i'll go crazy.

KENMA. oh man oh man oh man oh man. i'm not ok abt anything related to him. its smth about the apathy to the vague interest to the feeling of pushing yourself to the limits and finding a new side of yourself that you didn't know existed, a side of yourself that you really like, that comes out when you let yourself try hard and fail and have fun with that. no matter who wins, no one really dies or respawns. dark doesn't prosper and the world doesn't end. all we do is chase a ball around a court and try to make it hit the floor here but not there. and it was the most fun i've had in my life. man. sometimes it's not about world ending stakes, sometimes it's just about making a ball hit the floor here but not there. it's about the friendship and striving to make each other better and stronger and letting yourself grow alongside them, even when you don't see that you're growing too. it's the connections we make between ourselves and our friends. it's the letting yourself be free and have fun. it's trying so desperately hard and then being emotionally affected by it. i'll make you try hard and then i'll make you say that was frustrating, or that was fun. thank you for teaching me volleyball. ok. shaking and sobbing. i'm like normal about him though.

ATSUMU. more things that don't surprise anyone. just....the setter most dedicated to his spikers, the one who encapsulates love, the one who doesn't care if his personality is palatable to other people because he's confident in what he does, who people may not like but they can't deny him his skill, who helps kita answer the question oikawa and kageyama have been asking the entire manga until this point: it's not about genius or innate talent, it's about the choice to work harder than everyone else and the choice to turn pure passion into ambition into skill. to work a to z instead of 1 to 10, just because it's fun. god. he's so. he's. yeah. okokokokok.

favorite arc!!! -> you're getting another top 3 because i'm insufferable and can't choose one.

oikawa's arc. enough said.

THE DUMPSTER BATTLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! literally throwing things breaking glass shaking the bars of my cage. this entire game is insane. nekoma synchronized attack. tsukkiyama he's a man who walks ahead of me. we are each other's teacher. the foot recieves. you cut off his wings and wonder why you're sad he doesn't fly. the boom jump. kageyama never giving up on hinata. as the demon king toys with the hero, he's thinking: don't you die on me yet. the ball hasn't hit the floor yet. this hurts. this is painful. i don't ever want it to end. ah, the sweat. it was the most fun i've ever had. thank you for teaching me volleyball. sometimes media builds up to a specific point that's the goal of the story, the final boss, the big capital-p Point of the media, and then that big scene is, like, disappointing. i cannot express to you enough much haikyuu does not do that. the dumpster battle ends up even better than it was hyped up to be. i feel insane. god. i should reread-- *self-hired sniper takes me the fuck out before i commit to being insane again*

tsukishimaaaaaaaaa. he may not be my favorite character, but oh my god. his character growth is EVERYTHINGGGGG.

scenes that have me gnashing my teeth going insane every time: another top 3 list

OIKAWA I FORGOT THAT VOLLEYBALL IS FUN!!!!! literally frothing at the mouth rn thinking about those panels. like. that's the whole point of the story. volleyball is fun. and no matter how many times you forget that, it comes back to remind you. when you love something, it stays with you. even when you forget that you love it, even when it turns into work more than love, it will come back to you if you let it. you should work hard, and choosing the harder path sometimes means there will be more difficulties than there will be fun, but--don't forget why you're doing it. go back to square one every now and then, and remember that you loved it, and that's why you're choosing the hard path. and then keep going.

the last point of the inarizaki game. GODDDDDDDD. literally climbing up the fucking walls punching plaster chewing foam thinking about it. the way they do it in the anime is like. fucking crazy. the MUSICCCC. this position. this timing. this angle. its perfection. we don't need the memories. hinata and kageyama's hands. THE BALL REFLECTED IN KITA'S EYES. atsumu and osamu on their knees. I FEEL INSANE.

oh my god the last point of the first aoba johsai game. oikawa's at the rate you evolve, someday you might actually just beat me, tobio. but not today. just watching as they all dive for the ball and it hits the ground. what the fuckkkkkkkkkk. that's CRAZYYYYYYYY. literally lives in my head constantly.

[hookechoes]

kaylia connected everythinggggg oh my god. that back arch didnt exist shut up it was perfect

[pesikoshka]

dcv hfredhf god i just CAN'T get over rin dressing like akira in his ending it's so cute. and rin dressing his whole team like shiki in his bl@ster era asjdcvfdehdfh he dresses like the people he loves it's so freaking cute???? rin is just the cutest character ever oh my god he deserves everythinggggg

[ohdorothea]

6 - Look What You Made Me Do

HONEY I ROSE UP FROM THE DEAD I DO IT ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!! (screams for three thousand years)

The second favourite lead single from Taylor. It’s camp it’s funny it’s serious it’s angry it’s silly it’s everything I could ever want in a song god I love it so much I’m gonna listen again once it’s over!!!!!!

I love how it literally sounds like madness taking over you as you descend into crazy cackling but as a song. Her vocals here!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe her best vocal performance of all time I don’t say that lightly!!!!!!!!!!!! She is giving us EVERYTHINGGGGG here and by god I thank her!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHE DECLARED HERSELF DEAD!!!!!!!!!! And people are still like oh did that really affect her!!!!!!!!!! But hell she made this this perfect song and I am so grateful. In my heart this has 13000000000/13 but for the ranking 13/13

[peachsayshi]

hello hello peach 🤓🍑 coming here with a 5am inbox message to let you know i’ve (finally) caught up with twylm (i left off at chapter 26 TT) and i’m sitting up in my bed fully snot-faced crying my eyes out crumpling tissues in my hands like OHHHH MY GOD…….

THE LOVE CONFESSION IN THE MOST RECENT CHAPTER IS EVERYTHINGGGGG OH MY GOD… the way satoru just crumbles completely at the mention of you meeting suguru and how he practiced his speech to you so many times but he couldn’t bring himself to say it exactly as he’d originally intended )): i truly love this series so much and trust i am gonna be sitting so patiently while you work on the next chapters bc lord knows i need that fluff fix after the angst i just experienced PHEW.. oh man oh man satoru is sooo soo so in love and so traumatized after losing suguru it’s making me NAUSEOUSSSSS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🩵🩵 those images are very real depictions of my current state i’m not even kidding you…. i’m gonna be thinking about this for the rest of the week 😞😞 now i will go wash my face and attempt to sleep before the sun rises 🥲👍

LOGANNNN

These are accurate images of me reading your message by the way -

I AM SO HAPPY YOU LIKED THE LOVE CONFESSION. I wanted Suguru to be the catalyst so bad for that moment because I truly believe that Satoru lost a part of himself when he lost his best friend. And yes, I needed Satoru to be as open and soft and as vulnerable as possible with the reader because I wanted his love to consume him entirely 🥹

I am going to be thinking about your messages all week and I thought about the tags in your post all of yesterday! 😭😭 like it means so, so much to read this kind of feedback and I can only thank you for taking the time to read my work!! (Please I hope you got good rest! 😭)

I always guarantee hurt/comfort here and I hope the fluff in the next two chapters makes up for all the angst 🥹 you got me so hyped yesterday that I poured some work into the fic before bed 😭😭😭

ILY ILY

[hearts4cara]

oh my god the pjo finale was EVERYTHINGGGGG 😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶

[aemondapologistfrfr]

the HIS PRINCESS series has been soooo stellar omg!! just having benji having a targaryen!reader as his lover/partner is EVERYTHINGGGGG OH MY GOD, and his dynamic with some of the other targaryen family members is also great! (the way daemon talks about him and reader is so funny to me haha)

ALSO HIM CLAIMING VERMITHOR IS SUCH A WINNNNN AND POETIC BECAUSE reader rides silverwing and silverwing has a bond with vermithor whilst both dragons' riders have love relationship together and ugh! PARALLELS. lowkey reminds of daemon and rhaenyra with their dragons, caraxes and syrax.

but yeah, LIVING for this series and hoping for more of these two (also side note: with them being such a power couple, they'd make for good parents too one day! ....just saying 🤭🤭🤭)

bruh i’m crying in the club!!!!! you’re so fkn sweet!!

we’re def going to get more interactions with the targ family members coming up 😏

when i first started this and had her riding silverwing i had no plans to keep this going and when i couldn’t stop writing for this dude i was like fuck it lets be headass and give them the old bonded dragons 😅🧎🏼‍♀️

i’ve never been interested in writing the like family/pregnancy trope until this fic 🙃🙃 and who am i to deny us father!benji 🤭

alsooooo i’m posting pt 5 later todayyyy

[youareinlove]

I WAS!!!

OH MY GOD BESTIE I WAS LITERALLY WONDERING IF WE HAD SOMEONE REPRESENTING THE YOUAREINLOVE BLOG AT WEMBLEY I'M SO HAPPY YOU GOT TO WITNESS THAT LIVE TELL ME EVERYTHINGGGGG

[starjxsung]

STARRRR

i just got the notification and i opened my phone as fast as i could (your the only ex i would be this eager about). ive been waiting to tell you but im at the beach house right now with my friends. We got here like 3 days ago? its been super fun tbh. Also me and ricky have been talking more and stuff.

How are you? Its been such a long time. i hope your doing well, sending kisses! mwah

STOPPPP NO FUCKING WAY…… pls fill me in on all the details as soon as the beach house trip is over I am dying to know EVERYTHINGGGGG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ good luck w Ricky oh my god I am living so vicariously through you rn AAAAAAAHHHHH

I am doing okay 🫶 hanging in there. it’s much warmer here now that it’s summer and I’m in the middle of nowhere but things are okay (and hopefully on their way to getting better) !

I love you !!!!! So so much !!!!!!!!!!! All my love and hugs and kisses for as long as I live 💓💞❤️💝💘🫂

[livvyofthelake]

GOD HE’S A FUCKING SUPERVILLAIN. EVIL BOY. EVIL. (this is about tiberius blackthorn get with it or get out) it makes me SICK TO MY STOMACH that he did all that and got away with it too!!!!! AND GOT AWAY WITH IT TOO!! what the hellllll oh my god he’s a fucking supervillain…. the way he got everything he wanted and livvy only got him 😐 he’s the only thing she has anymore AT ALL and he got everythinggggg he wanted!! he gets to go to the scholomance and do what he wants and he gets to drag livvy with him dead and utterly devoted only to him because he is the only thing she has left. he gets to have friends and he gets to even get kit back someday and she gets to shadow him around indefinitely with no purpose to her minimal existence but to be his little emotional support ghost. AND THE WORST PART IS THAT SHE LOVES HIM SO MUCH SHE’S NEVER EVEN GOING TO BE MAD ABOUT IT. he should kill himself 😐

love him to bits though great guy really one of my favorites ever. peace and love on planet earth

[gigglesandfreckles-hp]

OK I just ready your most recent fic and I am CACKLING because of this exchange:

“Is that a Liquorice Wand?” “What?” James looks down at the pile of sweets on his lap.

I SEE YOU LILY 👀 👀

Anyways your stuff is so great as always. Your James and Lily have become one of my most favorites!!! Their banter is everythinggggg to me

oh my god. I SWEAR THAT IS NOT INTENDED AS A EUPHEMISM!!!!!!!

but i mean.....👀

(JK I AM GENUINELY EMBARRASSED)