#oh lord they coming

[ask-pam-sdv]

meet me at the saloon parking lot. -george

Alright bet. I bet you I’m gonna win, though. I may spend all day drinking beers, but that doesn’t mean I can’t body slam you into the ground!

[animatronic-assistant]

(Elara would get a ping)

so…. The boys heard it was a full-body maintenance check and got super paranoid super fast… me and them will be over in a second or two so I can show him nothing’s wrong, ok?

pretty sure the paranoia is trauma-based, by the way. They’re… incredibly spooked.

Elara smiles nervously and replies.

[You um may want to delay them a bit... full body maintenance requires one to be in a certain state of... undress...and I do not want them to jump to conclusions... it would not end well if that happens.]

[desperatecheesecubes]

This man is so delighted to see misfortune fall upon his enemies

[mooneggtarts]

MORE HOLLOWDROIDS!!! And some small lore that didn't differ too much from the canon...

Next up from this AU, I'll be doing Purple and King's design (maybe Gold and Purp's parents as well?) And I'll... see what I can do with the whole minecraft thing for this world.. don't put your hopes too high tho for that :"))

[starrypawu]

ship requests i did over on twt last night!

[riuuneon]

headcanon designs🔥🔥🔥

(except they're in stick form... I made gijinkas/human designs first but i need to redraw them... So take these first...!!!!!)

[Alt text contains a few design notes ^_^]

[mellpenscorner]

Modern Writing Advice: don't load your readers down with a bunch of different names! Keep things simple so they can remember what you're talking about.

JR²T Himself: And here are these three mountains. Now listen to Gimli wax poetic about them and their names and histories in three different languages, then refer to the Extra Educational Material at the end of your volume to see what he's talking about.

[dlldior]

i apologise in advance for the person i become when these panels get animated next year

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Danse Macabre

[Commission]

[dearabsolutelynoone]

Simone Ashley and Jonathan Bailey for ‘Bridgerton’ Season 3

[windwenn]

Stop that right now jimothy

[animentality]

controversial hot take of the day:

game of thrones fans deserved what they got in 2019.

they deserved it.

nine years.

NINE years.

NINE YEARS they circle jerked themselves all over the rest of us, with the "omg game of thrones is the best story ever written in the history of humanity" and "it's so dark and there's so much sex and violence and it's so hot and it's sooo mature, it's not boring and sexless like lord of the rings-"

yeah well, Lord of the fucking Rings stuck the landing, didn't it?

it also had a fucking ending.

game of thrones fans probably won't see a novel ending. so the TV show ending is their canon ending.

and they deserve it.

they talked it up for nine years, acted like it was this perfect beautiful thing that would go down in history as the greatest story ever to grace this earth, and if you didn't like it, then you were called some kind of moron.

by fucking soccer moms with the literary comprehension of a tortoise, and cis white men who think anything with tits, rape, and people being beheaded is "deep" and intelligent.

I remember being pestered nonstop by my peers and my coworkers to watch it, because it's part of the "cultural zeitgeist" and it was a "part of history."

Well, well, well.

Icarus called to tell you your time was up, but you didn't listen until you hit the ground.

But those wax wings sure were beautiful while they existed, weren't they?

[unstablequeerbitch]

"Trapper went home and they are still coming. Henry got killed and they are still coming.”

[kaiserouo]

i can't survive in crucible for more than 3 seconds without healing and dash

[loonaink]

When Falin gets the mace, it's over...

[violetsquare111]

(me getting into a new fandom) oh yeah. you could make classpects out of this

phew i've had this in the works for a lil over a week!! ava/m characters as homestuck godtiers! had to get the drawings out there yanno.

i will put more thoughts and the titles for everyone under the cut, because i did some minor redesigning to the outfits + you probably won't care about the classpect thoughts if you're less insane than i am lmao

Orange: Heir of Hope (a case could be made for them being a muse as well, i just liked how heir looked a lot better and it fits neatly i think)

Green: Witch of Light

Yellow: Maid of Mind

Blue: Maid of Void (maid bros! this is the title i'm least sure about though, it was a 5 minute pick based on vibes + matching class with yellow is a cute idea)

Red: Rogue of Life

Purple: Bard of Breath (obviously wasn't gonna use the canon outfit, i'm pretty ok with this redesign i think. purple as passive destructive class <3 could see them being a prince too)

Chosen & Dark: matching Lords of Space and Time (tbh i think dark fits better as a lord of rage, but passing up the opportunity to give them aspect duality of the two most reality-based aspects that MATCH THEIR COLORS? you think i'm NOT gonna go for that???)

this is also my first time drawing, uh, most of these characters, so i had to nail down designs right here (...and by designs i mean hairstyles)

bonus: i also put down king as a prince of doom and victim as a thief of void, but i was drawing So Many Guys already so i opted out of drawing em. i think in an actual au scenario they wouldn't be players anyway so it fits it's okay i have an excuse here guys. and i think king wouldn't look great in a prince of doom outfit lol

if you read all this, i hope you enjoyed the brainrot!! this may flop but if one other person sees+enjoys this then that's a success to me :D