#oh im so gay for jess!!!!
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milkbreadtoast · 1 year ago
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Ok I have my beef with the twsb webtoon eng tl but I do love how they tl'd this cedric line LMFAO... it's giving homosexual pokemon rival🤭
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majimassqueaktoy · 1 year ago
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SIBLING ZONED 😭
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lucretiaadventurezone · 1 year ago
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TAZ Dashboard Simulator 2 (Part 1)
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be back soon 💋 im gonna go fight this guy for my relic
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Ubmrella
#girl help #im trapped
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In your orbit!
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Round 4: Semi-Finals
Jeff Angel Propaganda:
from @.ango-mcdango: I <3 JEFF ANGEL HE’S SO COOL AND HE ALWAYS CALLS HIS DAD
Jess the Beheader Propaganda:
from @.bagnus-murnsides: jess literally has a dope ass axe
#jess sweep
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🚀 cap-n-port
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😎 Anonymous asked:
Your captain looks gnc as fuck
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YOU'RE INSANE
#Thank you very much!
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You Don’t Need All of Your Blood; Here’s Why
The Director doesn’t want you to know this…
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cannonball system liveblog
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ball
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ball
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other. ball
#babe we gotta get you a fidget toy or something #clearly you're getting bored at work
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lucretia was 18 when the ipre mission left??!? she should've been at the club!!
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oh trust me one of the planes we went to was a giant disco and lucy was freakin it sensitive style day and night
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real footage of lucretia at the club ↑↑
#I'm actually going to kill both of you #mutuals #queue never know what you'll find #reblogs
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🚂 jerreeeeee asked:
is magnus burnsides gay??
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why would you ask us, a caleb cleveland blog, this
#neverwinter heritage posts
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i loev my beaugifyl wife so muchnohmygod
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where is smy wife i wanst to see herh
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hiiiiiiiidjiiii omg shge. is here :D
#apologies guys we hung out with pan and she got FUCKED up #you know how poker nights get #wife tag
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people who actually like bugs are absolute freaks
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wrong! spider attack
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#sent to me
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yeahyeahchloe · 1 year ago
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It Wasnt in my Head (4)
(a/n: pls lmk if u see any typos! )
Summary: Abby is the starting linebacker at UW and when her team starts to falter her coach decides to get the team into ballet, in order to teach them that grace and stability is important in football too. Abby is just as upset about her teammates about this, until she sees her pretty new ballet teacher...
dancer!reader x football!abby
!!ABBY IS STRAIGHT IN THE BEGINNING. READER IS HER GAY AWAKENING!!
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The light of my slightly opened blinds shone through onto my eyes. The birds were chirping and the sky was a lovely light blue.
And I was pissed off and hung over.
I decided now that its 10 am I should probably pick up Dina's incessant calling and answer Ellies 'im sorry i got u fucked up' text.
My dimly lit kitchen smelled of lavender and burnt toast as I dialed Dina's number and listened to the tone ring.
Oh, so now she isn't going to pick up?
"Hey, D," I said when the ringing stopped.
"Ugh, finally!! I've been calling you all morning," Dina scolded me as if I wasn't so obviously hungover.
"Yeah believe it or not I know,"
"Ok, so, I called to ask you...something,"
This tone with Dina was never good.
This tone means Dina is up to something.
"Oh, jesus, ok what,"
"So, my master plan went perfect last night, and I saw you talking to our new favorite muscle mommy-"
I cut her off by saying "Oh, that was your master plan? It had nothing to do with leaving me to fend for myself so you can make out with Jesse on a couch?"
".....No?"
I let out a quick exhale through my nose, "So whats the question?"
"Obviously my question is: How did it go?"
I sighed and thought back to my interaction with Abby the previous night. "Good. No, bad. Well, good and bad. Gad,"
"What is that even supposed to mean?"
"You knowww, we like talked for a bit and got to know eachother, but the heartbreaking news, is that she is not a carpet muncher,"
"WHAT! NO WAY!"
"I KNOW. You should've heard me she was all: 'you're gay?' and I went: 'you aren't??'"
Dina snorted into the receiver as I laughed along with her.
"Well shoot. That's a bust," She said, still chuckling. "Hey, wanna go to Laverne's? I'm craving pancakes and french fries real bad,"
"Yes please, 'vernies is the best hangover cure"
"Kay, Ill be at your place in fifteen,"
I hung up the phone as my kettle began to whistle at me from the stove.
I walked over, grabbing a mug on the way and poured in the boiling water. I grabbed my favorite tea and walked into my bathroom to help myself to look slightly more presentable.
Jesus I looked like shit.
I began brushing my teeth before there was a knock at my door.
I rolled my eyes at Dina's overestimate of arriving in "fifteen".
"Dina you said fift-" I cut myself off as I swung open the door and was not met with Dina's face.
Are you fucking kidding me.
Abby fucking Anderson was standing at my front door (looking handsome as ever of fucking course) while I looked like I had just crawled out of the sewers.
"Hi" She awkwardly said with a half smile.
"Oh, hey Abby,"
There was a moment of awkward silence before Abby seemingly jolted in memory of why she was at my door to begin with.
"You, uh, left this on the chair you were sitting on last night, figured you might be looking for it," She said, pulling my pink hello kitty wallet out of her strangely large pocket.
"Oh, shit, thanks Abby," I answered before grabbing my wallet back. "I guess that's pretty important,"
Abby exhaled through her nose in a chuckle. "Yeah well I cant be your knight in shining armor every time. Last night hitting hard, huh?" She looked my slightly up and down teasingly and I suddenly felt very aware of my messy hair, thin sleep tank, and pajama pants.
"Yeah yeah I'll be more careful. Thank you again."
"Yeah no biggie. Um, I gotta run, but I'll see you?"
"For sure, see you Abby,"
We smiled at each other before I shut the door.
Oh my god that was so embarrassing.
I glanced at the time and realized I didn't have long before Dina actually got here.
After fixing myself up and being halfway dressed the real Dina knocked on my door. I shouted a "just a sec" before throwing on my jeans and getting my things and opening the door.
"Hi D,"
"Hey sweets, how ya feeling?" Dina teased with a smirk.
I gave her a playful eyeroll accompanied by a middle finger.
She threw her head back with a laugh and wrapped her arm around my shoulder. "I told you not to do that shit anymore,"
"Yeah well after my wakeup call this morning I won't,"
'You're welcome,"
I sighed before replying with "Not yours, although that one was miserable too,"
"Oh? What wakeup call are you referring to, then?" She asked, turning her head in my direction.
"Ugh I'll tell you at Laverne's,"
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The familiar diner smelled like coffee and pie as it welcomed my senses.
Dina and I made a beeline for the back of the restaurant, where our usual table resided right by the kitchen door.
We plopped down in out usual seats and told the waitress our orders before Dina shot me a look.
"...What?" I asked looking around.
"Helloooo, your 'other wakeup call'??" She said looking at me as if I was stupid.
"Oh! Right right, well I had gotten your call, right? And no kidding like two minutes after we hung up there was a knock at my door, so, obviously I thought it was you and answered the door looking like some sort of extraterrestrial and you will literally never guess who was at the door,"
"Was it...girl I don't know just tell me,"
"It was our favorite muscle mommy," I said laughing with embarrassment.
"WHAT?? You're telling me Abigail Anderson was at your fucking apartment this morning??" She asked, a little too loud.
"Jesus, D, keep your voice down. And yes, she was totally there, and looked totally smoking hot,"
"And what did she want?" Dina suggestively wiggled her brows.
"Ugh, unfortunately that's never gonna happen. She was bringing me my wallet, said I dropped it last night,"
"Wait, what? She already have a girlfriend or something?"
"Dina, she's straight, remember?"
"Psh, are you sure? She's like the gayest looking girl I've seen,"
"Dude, I asked. She's straight as a square,"
"Whatever more like a circle"
"Wh-"
I was interrupted by what I thought was the waitress coming in, but was actually Ellie sliding into the seat next to me.
"Hello gentleman" she said with a smirk.
"Hey Els," I greeted my friend.
"Hey Ellie is your f-" I cut off Dina's sabotage with a kick to the shin and my best "you better fucking not" stare before she embarrassed me further.
"What?" Ellie confusedly looked between the two of us.
I gave Dina another look, this time softer and more pleading and I saw her give in.
"Oh, nothing, not important,"
"Hey, liar. What were your gonna say?"
Before Dina could conjure one of her perfect excuses the actual waitress came to give Dina and I our orders, while Ellie made one of her own.
"Ordered a lot of food there, Williams," I teased with a smirk.
"Nah, not all for me," She brushed off my statement.
"Who the hell else would it be for?" I asked, as the answer to my question walked right through the door.
You have got to be kidding.
a/n: hey...hey...how yall doin....
im so sorry for being gone for so long pls forgive me!! Starting up uni again has been rough, especially moving back in for the year. but i promise i will try and update as much as i can.
p.s...it's prob not who u think walking into the diner :3
ok thats all i will say luv u bye
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kmmachilles · 6 months ago
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heres the list of my favourite shadowhunter couples from all the series (not including twp for obvious reasons) bc i cant sleep
TID: Gideon n Sophie. I KNOW KNOW EVERYONE LOOVES HERONGRAYSTAIRS I DO TOO THEYRE MY HEART ND SOUL but gideon n sophie man. cmon. theres sweet hurt sophie that thinks men like gideon r assholes bc of her former employers son and will, and gideon REINFORCES that by constantly talking in spanish while hes actually absolutely down BAD for sophie. she thinks shes not good enough for him, her being a mundane 'servant' and 'ugly' from her scarred face and him being the eldest son carrying the great shadowhunter lightwood name. and then hes just there ordering scones to his room just to see sophie, and ending up stashing them under the bed bc he doesn't even LIKE them. and pretty, smart sophie, although FURIOUS at first, goes 'so yea u dont like scones. what about SPONGE CAKES???????? THEYRE MY SPECIALTY' and then he falls so in love with her and proceeds to tell everyone hes marrying her before even proposing to her. i love them.
TLH: Alastair n Thomas. i love love love them not only their pair but them as separate characters too. esp bc the two didnt have the kind of shit the other ships had to deal with like james n cordelia were 'OH HE LOVES GRACE BUT I LOVE HIM / OH I LOVE GRACE BUT IM MARRIED TO CORDELIA / I SHOULD RUN AWAY W MATTHEW / fuck im in love with cordelia.' and lucie n jesse were like 'IM IN LOVE W A GHOST WHO'S THE SON OF A WOMAN WHO HATES MY FAMILY / shes only in love w me bc im a ghost and she likes writing stories so im one of her stories SHE DOESNT REALLY LOVE ME BUT I LOVE HER BUT IM A GHOST SO I CANT *REALLY* LOVE HER PROPERLY LIKE SHE DESERVES' and ari and anna were like 'OH I LOVE HER BUT I WANT KIDS SO I'LL MARRY CHARLES WHO, BTW, IS GAY :3 / OH I LOVE HER but im a stony heartbreaker women, lock your daughters and then yourselves im coming after you / oh my god i cant marry charles I LOVE YOU ANNA TAKE ME BAACK / ha! im stony heartbreaker.' and we all know the problem w matthew n cordelia, and alastair and charles AND grace and christopher (my heart stopped beating i swear to you). like i know Alastair and thomas definitely HAD to overcome some shit but Thomas KNEW he liked guys and alastair and alastair was pr sure about it too so when they got together, they GOT together ykwim??? no hanky panky. plus theres also the 'thomas-is-basically-michelangelos-david' so yea. no brainer. theyre my fav.
TMI: Alec and Magnus. okay so this is for both obvious reasons (fan favourite) and some other personal ones. Living where i do, i had no idea you could like the same gender as yourself or ltr anything about the LGBTQ+ community at all. These two were the first gay ship i had EVER read and they are what lead me to be as confident in my sexuality as i am right now. they introduced me to the concept of thinking beyond what i was told or shown by the people that surround me and look into the world the right way, without projecting judgement. i love them for that. theyre my comfort characters and the one of the biggest reasons i am who i am right now. also magnus is pr much why i adore glitter and i manage to put it on my face every other day ahaha
TDA: Diana n Gwynn. a very, very close second is Mark n Cristina n Keiran. but about Diana and Gwynn, they literally have my entire soul im not even kidding you. Gwyn is the first person Diana opens up to about her transition and its honestly so heartwarming that Gwyn, the leader of the Wild Hunt, known to be vicious and feared by faerie, is literally just there for her to lean on. He supports her and is so, so calm and soft with her it genuinely melts me. like, this man is basically the reaper of souls and he rides a magnificent steed into the night but hes so gentle with Diana. obviously my obsession w them is reinforced by the fact that the FIRST time Gwynn sees Diana he goes 'O' and is all like 'HELLO my fair lady beautiful one gorgeous strong lovely lady' and gives her an acorn like 'call me ;)' and diana my love just, THROWS the acorn to julian and emma and goes 'do w that whatever u will' and acts like she doesnt care and when they call on gwyn he comes to help nd immediately goes '...THAT WASNT FOR YOU but ig i'll help bc ur the magnificent lady's brats :/'
so yes thats it. now pls, whatever fucking ghost is haunting me with these thoughts, PLEASE LET ME SLEEP
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ohraicodoll · 2 years ago
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im am cracking up at the thought of ellie getting her first gf and trying to get some advice from joel and red. like ellie really wants things to go well w/ her and joel and red are the only people she would feel comfortable asking, but i just know red and joel would accidentally make the whole thing awkward and ellie would lowkey regret asking. god i love my fav emotionally constipated family 💓
omg yes because Joel would definitely learn about Ellie being gay earlier with Red around and they are the absolute worst at dating.
Joel had never looked like he was dying on the inside more than that moment. It was a moment of many firsts. Sarah hadn't quite made it to the point where boys were a discussion so he never had to talk about it with her, thankfully. And back then he only had to look big and imposing and maybe bring Tommy along with him to the school pickup lines to deter any boys.
Now, he was having to sit in a whole new world, twenty years later, while his new surrogate daughter stumbled her way through talking about a friend who he was quickly catching on wasn't just a friend. It took him a while to figure out that's where the conversation was going because while Ellie wasn't necessarily girlie, he was almost certain he was going to have to deal with that boy Jesse asking her out. Turns out it wasn't Jesse he was having to worry about. It was Mia. Red looked equally nervous and anxious, though not surprised. It was more because Ellie was starting to ask their opinion now. Opinions on maybe asking this girl out. The three of them were equally uncomfortable. "I just...wanted to see if you two had any advice? On, like, telling her I'd like to go with her to movie nights or the community party next week or something?" Ellie's face was red and her hands were flat on the table in front of her, eyes diverted but flickering up to them as the silence stretched. Joel looked at Red and quickly saw the panic in her eyes and the slight shrug of "don't fucking look at me." "Um, kiddo, you're like wanting to ask her out on a date?" he tentatively asks though he knows that's exactly what she's asking. He needs to hear it confirmed because he's not about to put his foot in his mouth. His mind is still trying to wrap around that its girls he's going to have to deal with, not guys, and how the fuck do you scare off girls in the apocalypse? It's not like he can put his shotgun out, everyone fucking had a shotgun. Girls were ballsier than boys when it came to dads and he couldn't go around scaring them off easily. Ellie fumbles though at his direct question, face growing brighter red, "I mean- no- yes, kinda? Look I know it's weird-" "It's not weird," Red quickly cuts her off forcefully, teeth clenched, "It's fine-" "Yeah, totally not weird," Joel joins in, both their voices overlapping, "You like girls and that's fine and we're fine with it-" "You can like boys too, you can like both or everyone, whatever you want-" "Doesn't matter, as long as they respect you and down the line, like way way down the line, you're safe-" "Oh god," Ellie is shoving her face in her hands, "That's not at all what I want to talk about! Can't you just tell me how you asked other people out?" There was a hesitant silence. Joel didn't want to tell her that his previous attempts at dating were all in bars on liquid courage and his last actual relationship before Red was with Sarah's mom who he married when he was barely twenty-one after getting her knocked up. And he knew Red's was twenty years ago with her high school sweetheart of six years whose face she shot off.
They both had fumbled their way together through hate sex so that wasn't going to get brought up at all. "You see, I..." Joel started then drifted off, not quite sure where to progress.
"Um," Red winced and stared at him with panicked eyes, visibly trying to think back and coming up empty, "You could have a friend ask her? Or...have you tried a card?" "You two are the fucking worst," Ellie groaned.
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gummy-sharks666 · 11 months ago
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falls through the roof- oh hello-
For "send me a character"- can I ask about my girl Mira?
Also if it's okay to send two characters- Jesse cause I want to see more info about him from you.
Tee hee YES I’ll answer both :3
For Mira:
Sexuality hc: im honestly not too sure bc I haven’t thought much ab it! I can see her being ace honestly
Gender: Girl, though I wonder if the Vestal definition of girl would probably not be the same as it is on earth since it’s a little bit different culture (I love to think ab how aliens would view genders tbh)
A ship I have with said character: idk I don’t really ship her with anyone. I like her being the lone girlboss rebellion leader, but I do think the one sided relationship ace seems to have with her is interesting to play with… im a sucker for angsty shit like that… although now that I think ab it, Mira/Mylene… 😳
A BROTP I have with said character: Julie!!!!
A NOTP I have with said character: once again, Dan lmfao
A random hc: I feel like she would be a horse girl (very /pos I love that for her)
General opinion: I think she’s alright, I think the writers definitely dropped the ball with her though… ;-;
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Now for JESSE hehe:
Sexuality hc: GAY ASF
Gender hc: pretty boy 🤭🤭 but fr I think whatever the gundalian equivalent of the gender spectrum is he’d probably fall more towards the middle
A ship I have with said character: I NEED to spread the Jesse/Mason/Sid polycule agenda (also Jesse/ME BABEYYY 😫😫)
A BROTP I have with said character: LENAAAAA THEYRE BESTIES I KNOW IT *slams fist on the table*
A NOTP I have with said character: literally any girl character I’m sorry but that boy is gay 🧍‍♂️
A random hc: I have so many for him bc he literally occupies 80% of my brain atm but one is that after the events of s3 he goes to earth to study English literature :3 (could u imagine him being an English professor oh my g o d🫣❤️)
General opinion: THE LOVE OF MY LIIIIIFE I WOULD KILL EVERYONE IN A 10 MILE RADIUS FOR HIM
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ohnoitsjetster · 9 months ago
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jesse!!! hi!! i have one very important question for you: ARE‼️YOU 🫵🏼 DAN🧍‍♂️REYNOLDS🎤⁉️
(okay now for my real question, what’s your fav hatchetfield installment?? it could be a musical or nightmare time ep or even workin’ boys if you’ve seen it :] i’m curious!! oh also if you want you can tell me about orin, i’m vaguely familiar with lsoh but it’s been a while!! so yea, free pass to talk about your lil gay sadist of a dentist <3 this was just an excuse to give you an ask so yk you can really just talk about whatever)
SOL! Hi hi hi hi !! (Sorry for the late response)
OHOHO! A dual fandom ask !! This means another long rambling post for my four most dedicated followers to read!!!! Im sorry in advance!!! this will probably be boring to everyone but me!!!!
I think my favorite might be NPMD. That one changed my brain chemistry for sure. But so did TGWDLM, I really believe that watching Show Stopping Number at the tender age of, like 11… well it just explains a lot about how i turned out ([obligatory “fuck Robert manion”]). I also frequently shake Time Bastard, Killer Track, and Abstinence Camp around in my teeth like a dog like HAUUFHGIGJHJGKKGKFGKRGJ RFRRRGJGG RRHHRHHRHH HREHHEGEGHGRGHRHHHHFFNFHFGGHF like that. But yeah at the present moment I'm being insane about NPMD. The songs are all bangers (Yes all of them) and I am in love with every character (Yes every character). High School is Killing Me is kind of my anthem right now. For no. Particular reason. Also, your honor those three nerds are all literally me and also i am in love with them and also im that fucked up dead bully but in a totally normal way.
So. Speaking of fucked up dead bullies… ‘,:]
Orin Scrivello, DDS <3 my beautiful bbg who has never done anything wrong in his life except for literally everything he did. Worst guy ever. But hey, you can’t choose who you rotate around in your brain, or how many Pinterest boards you make about it. Another instance of “he’s literally me but obviously not actually at all but I think he’s silly so that’s basically the same thing.” A tale as old as time. I don’t know how many queer awakenings one person can have but I was definitely already trans and bi when I saw Orin for the first(?*) time last year, and now, well now im the same but im more pretentious about it and I own a leather jacket. (*I actually saw LSOH a long time ago when i was way younger, but I didn’t remember it almost at all and I’d thought “The Dentist” was like this mad scientist type character, which, not exactly wrong ig, so anyway he’s been swimmin around in my brain making me silly for who knows how long, but yeah probably just since last year). I swear to cope with hyperfixating on such a fucked up character I’ve literally been making au’s in my brain where he’s morally ambiguous, or gets a redemption arc (he does not fucking deserve a redemption arc he deserves to be chopped up and fed to a bitchy gay plant), or where he’s literally just a nice guy. Yeah I’ll sometimes just remove the character from this character to appease the brain demons. But the cool thing about the Not an Asshole™️ AUs is that, in the og, the whole story basically goes south when Seymour justifies killing to feed the plant cause he can kill that jerk Orin, so if he’s not a jerk maybe they all survive?? Idk i just like thinkin. Also… ALSO!.. I made a post a while ago that I might someday make Orin textpost memes using pictures from my actual stage production, and well, that day has come! or, will come, soon. I’ve made the pictures I just have to make the post. It was very fun Im excited to share em. Okay thats all TYSM for the ask bestie!!!
Oh and to address your first question…
I 🧑🏻 AM 💥 DAN🧍‍♂️REYNOLDS 🎤 ✅
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enden-agolor · 2 years ago
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ok im now honestly curious, imagine if the mcsm gang somehow got a copy of minecarft and played it, how would they react to all the differences and such
and also just, the gamemodes like creative
Oh dude I think they'd LOVE IT.
Jesse is absolutely a survival mode kinda guy. Doing the most mining/traveling. He'll find it hard to stay in one place, only ever coming back to drop off his loot and scurry off again. He's the kind of player to be running home, see a cave, "Lord have mercy... We MUST stay focused." And quickly jotting down the coordinates to return to later on when his inventory is nice and empty. He's super good at mining and bringing back materials for his friends.
Lukas is definitely the builder of the group. He builds all the houses and stuff. Like... straight up beautiful houses. Like those ones you see in build compilations. He's incredibly talented and has real vision for these sort of things. Jesse coming back like "where's my house, Lukas?" :D and Lukas is like :) and leads him to this nice cozy house and it's everything he's ever dreamed of. My exact vision is the house in your camp from Minecraft Dungeons. It's... It's literally perfect. The perfect comfy little jesskas home. Jesse going inside like woah!! This is so cool!! Goes upstairs and finds the two minecraft beds sitting side by side. 🗿 Uh oh. Gay alert. That's his and Lukas' house.
Anyways.
Petra I imagine is also survival mode focused. She like... rushes through the game. She gets cocky and over confident with woodland mansions and ESPECIALLY the deep dark. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. The amount of times Jesse and Lukas have seen the "xXPetraIsAwesomeXx was obliterated by a sonically-charged shriek trying to escape the Warden" and a loud "FUCK" coming from another room down the hall. 🤭
Axel is... Exactly what you'd think he is. He does mostly creative and sometimes survival. He loves griefing the villagers... Also just building super cool awesome builds just to show off and impress others with (they are not as good as Lukas' but he is very passionate about his work. Therefore, everyone loves and supports him)
Olivia is the person doing redstone tutorials on youtube 💀
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dykerica · 2 years ago
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mourning jesse and his stupid little gay cult of theater kid vampires i almost wish he’d stayed in school just for the gags like just imagine him if he didnt get his soul sucked into a vaccuum for a minute with me alright?
jesse: okay as reparations for nearly killing me and all of my goons you are all forced to attend the fall musical, we’re doing the addams family. dont worry sarah i already bought your ticket but the rest of you are on your own
sarah: i would rather stake myself with a pencil while eating raw garlic than go anywhere near your shitty musical.
ethan: yeah!! and reparations, seriously?! YOU were going to kill us first and sacrifice a bunch of duskers souls. if anything WE should be getting reparations from you!
jesse: oh c’mon don’t be like that, my role as morticia is *bares fangs* to die for.
benny: wait you got casted as morticia?
jesse: what can i say? im a natural at tall dark and goth. anyway you guys stopped my evil plan and i have graciously decided not to kill you, which will continue if you come see our musical.
ethan: ugh fine.
benny: i WILL be bringing rotten tomatoes tho.
sarah: i can’t fucking believe this, i’ll pay for my own shitty tickets. *leaves*
jesse: wonderful! take some pamphlets.
rory:.......so can i have sarah’s ticket?
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monstress · 1 year ago
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succession finale thoughts
rewatching already because i need to write this down while i'm still on that finale high
the immediate problem of the episode is stewy making drama. i love himmm
why would "golden parachute" frank even be in the consideration to vote 'no' for the deal??? we're grasping at straws here oh i feel for tellis despite his soulless blond self
NICKY BEE FIRE IT UP ONE LAST TIME ... god im gonna miss this theme song 🥺
when shiv said that tom is easy to manipulate while mattson is looking at the political cartoon of them. what a blunder
shiv calling her mom an associate in front of mattson slkflskgls
"are there any positives about the nightmare we've shared?" "yeah you've fallen in love finally. fallen in love with our scheduling opportunities." goddddd im so obsessed...yessss they're so awfulllllll like so true jesse make this show also a story of their marriage noah baumbach whomst????
sorry to be so kenstewpilled but the white button down, sleeves rolled up and this line???? delectable. i must speak my truth here like how could stewy not vote 'no'?
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new jess.....good for you Jess you escaped this sinking ship
i gasped seeing kendall's sunglasses this episode. that has to be japanese made. nowhere else in the world make such stylish sunglasses. gorgeous pair
greg makes 200k? per month OR year????? answer me. answer meeeeee
love the Lawrence name drop! like we miss u king
the entire lukas and tom dinner scene is sooooo
tom confessing all he he built was sand and he's paranoid to keep what he has. mattson knowing he's hungry but wants to know if he's willing to betray shiv
THEN lukas immediately belittling shiv : she was pushy, she wasn't as vital as i thought she'd be, i'm SUCH a big man i know everything, she's fuckable and she wants me too
and TOM eats it????? so mattson chooses him !!!!
ugh i dont want shiv she has a lot of ideas and i want to fuck her ugh fucking disgusting ubermensch i hope jeryd doesn't win ohio and waystar royco gojogo get FCC up in their ass
alexander skarsgard's line read and acting choices r amazing tho
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me to my sister: why haven't any of them used a live translator to check what the swedes are talking about? (greg in the final episode uses one) OK FINALLYYYY
shiv screaming from another room is hilarious
logan promised kendall ceo when he was seven.......the crown prince.....if dad didn't need me i don't know what i would be for.....
shiv and roman bonding at the beach after election night. when they're doing impressions of kendall and knowing sarah and kieran are each other's fave scene partners....this scene was the one that hit me that i'm watching the FINALE finale
meal fit for a king scene....when i watched this scene i was all smiles but underneath the DREADDD knowing they might be showing this because it may be the final time the scenes are happy together. oh honey. we got a big storm coming.
not shiv saying all that to willa and connor not getting slovenia in the end....the terror
the iphone video dinner scene? cheesy as fuckkkkk im sorry that was sentimental as shit and maybe a tad unnecessary. i did cry tho i did...
"IT'S FUCKING TOM." the fight in the bathroom??? mattson rallying his crew???? the convoy to hq??? with THE MUSICCCCC???? FUCKKKK UGH HOT UGH!!!! GO OFF NICHOLAS!!!!
loveeee roman's all black outfit. so chic! (he's still mourning 🙃)
and we cheered. if anything else, us gay stewy truthers won succession
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(also noticed that in the above pic - the only picture of the kids on logan's table is shiv. forshadowing? maybe, maybe not but lol)
the final 20 minutes of the finale *screaming into a pillow*
like roman immediately spiralling upon seeing gerri. doubting himself, questioning his autonomy, his worth. and did kendall....break roman's stitches on purpose. to like?? steady him somewhat??? good god. what the fuck.
shiv in this shot like...this is the closest to ultimate power she'll ever have and she's reveling in it. despite herself, she enjoys being kingmaker. that's why she went into politics
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it's just. i wanna wrap my head around why shiv didn't vote 'no'. is it because she *has* seen the toxicity of protecting this company infect her brothers during election night? they should take the deal and get out? is it to freeze kendall and roman out of the company as they often had done to her? if i can't be ceo, then no one can? and mattson wants tom to be the ceo and i get to manipulate tom so i win this battle? i can keep my proximity of power by virtue of being a woman that my brothers would never have? is that it? does this make sense?
(but we all know mattson is keeping tom because he's a yes man. he won't have any real power in the waystar royco gojogo so like *sad kazoo noise*)
kendall lying about the manslaughter not being real. the real thing they've bonded over??? just because it may not make him ceo??? jelly-spined move
shiv laughing kendall going 'i'm the eldest boy' and walking away going "fucking child". lmaooo deserved
i wonder if roman saying all that abt sophie & iverson is a way to distract kendall from shiv, maybe even a little spite to get back at him for supposedly lying abt the manslaughter
roman going "we're nothing." yeah...yeah....you are.....
(but they have 195 per share....so)
kendall clicking the elevator to floor zero. cinema.
the one guy entering the elevator with kendall. has he been oblivious abt what just went down? if it were me, i'd wait for the next one
tom being ceo slgjklskglskglsklhgsfglskg
him keeping gerri and karolina this is a win for the glass ceiling shatterers /jk
and tom keeping greg? will he needs someone to bully since mattson&mencken is gonna use him as a punching bag in turn lol
yes the tiger! he destroyed his cage! yes YES the tiger is out!!!!
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i truly can't believe that roman came out of this series unscathed (somewhat). like his breakthrough this episode? him realizing his self worth has been hinged on inheriting the company aka his father's love? time to go back to therapy
(also him drinking a martini because that's gerri's favorite drink. what a choice!)
and friends i was rubbing my hands with anticipation when tom approaches the car just hoping hopingggg shiv was in it and when it turns out she was??? i was chanting 'hand in unlovable hand' over and over and when tom offered his hand??? i was fully clapping it AND when shiv TOOK IT?? i was fully screamingggg
in all seriousness, what a bleak ending for shiv. relegating herself as the wife of ceo. just like her mother. the power dynamics of the man she think is beneath her is now her husband and the father of her child and in the company position she coveted all her life. she can never win...she willing stay in the tarpit....shiv my tragic girlfailure i love youuu
when kendall shows up in the park in a tweed coat i was like 'oooo i hope colin is behind him' and when they pan to show he is?????? i was cheering. the micheal corleonification of kendall roy
head under water.....aaaahhhh ambigious kendeath my beloved <3
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send-up-my-heart-to-you · 2 years ago
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theories for chain of thorns
i had these posted on my gr from like december, im just posting them here
- lucie will now be an antagonist lets be honest we all know it. necromancers are NOT good people and thats the path lucie chose for herself by wanting to save jesse
- someone major will die idk who it is yet, but my instincts tell me its matthew or alistair. the second wouldnt make sense tho – if alistair dies, how would the carstairs line continue down to emma??? hopefully itll be tatiana that bitch
- jamie x daisy its inevitable guys, have you seen the snippets? im rooting for them theyre perfect
- thomas and alistair are NOT gonna end up together this was a gut feeling when i wrote it but as of jan 5 i have a legible reason as to why they would not be happy and its the next theory
- IM SCARED THOMAS IS GONNA DIE the “found family tree” says that thomas died TWO YEARS before barbara. i understand cassie has repeatedly stated that its been manipulated (she hinted that it was changed by the silent brothers) and isnt reliable. but isnt that disturbing?? esp considering theres at least part of it thats reliable, and thats the fact that alistair will 100% go on to marry a woman despite being gay. if alistair doesnt have kids, and cordelias children are all herondales, then the carstairs family would die out and emma would not be related to jem (even tho its been stated that they are related by blood). “oH bUt SoNa iS pReGnAnT mAyBe ShEs GoNnA GiVe BiRtH tO a bOy” first of all, theres a chance the baby is born a girl second of all, the baby might die third of all, where is the son on the family tree? fourth of all, SONA IS, ACCORDING TO THE TREE, DEAD BEFORE THOMAS. PLEASE.
- grace x christopher i despise grace but she acts like a different person around kit… maybe he can fix her
- anna x ariadne she cant fuck up ALL the gay relationships, now can she?
- the merry thieves are gonna forgive alistair (specifically matthew) bro he literally made out with one of them TWICE. if matthew doesnt think “well shits gonna get awkward if i dont forgive the sorry bastard” istg~ 💀
- this is more of a hope than a theory MATTHEW FAIRCHILD SHALL ACHIEVE THE HAPPINESS HE DESERVES smth tells me he wont get a happy ending tho… i mean, if my above theory abt thomas is correct~
- SO DOES ALISTAIR I MEAN CMON GUYS #justiceforalistair he regrets the shit hes pulled and therefore your hate against him for it is invalid PLUS HE GOT BULLIED BY RACIST PIECES OF SHIT HE DID WHAT HE COULD TO MAKE IT STOP
- matthew will open up abt his secret its like a routine at this point, in every shadowhunters series. a character has a secret that nearly kills them outta despair, they open up to friends, theyre met with love and support. jace loving his “sister”. wills “curse”. emma and jules’ relationship. ty bringing back livvy. alec being gay. you get used to it lol
- either lucie or matthew would have their marks stripped lucie for attempting/committing necromancy, and matthew because sobh said he doesnt have a specified death date (also i think cassie just hates him)
- jesse will be evil bro wouldnt that be cruel… like imagine after lucie brings him back hes like “haha i manipulated you to bring me back i never loved you” and then sHe GETS HER RUNES STRIPPED FOR NECROMANCY and its worse bc the shadowhunters are already out to get the herondales bc they refuse to accept tessa as anything but a warlock no but in that case she would prolly go to live with wills parents OKAY BUT IMAGINE HOW HEARTBROKEN CHARLOTTE WOULD BE WHILE DOING IT WHILE JAMIE IS CRYING AND MATTHEW SCREAMING AT HER NOT TO AND WILL TELLS HIM TO STOP WHILE TEARS ARE GOING DOWN HIS FACE
- a “seven husbands of evelyn hugo” thing with anna x ariadne and thomas x alistair (credit to my good friend wiz/nisha for saying this) maybe cassie is going to have thomas marry ariadne and anna marry alistair so that they could have a good old switcheroo, so they can swap lovers?? obviously it cant be anna and thomas lmao theyre cousins but thomas and ARIADNE…
- matthew and cordelia ARE going to kiss at one point HOL’ UP I DONT SHIP EM, i think its gonna be a climon kinda thing where they kiss and dont like it as much as they thought they would, and end up deciding to stay friends i think thats the best way cassie could deal with matthews crush on her without breaking anyones heart, i hope to god it wont be like him confessing and her rejecting him plz oml
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kristsune · 1 year ago
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Tag Game: Star Wars. Thanks for tagging me, @thebisexualmandalorian
ride or die ship (your otp): kalluzeb, my boys.
most annoying ship: anyone/jar jar. im sorry but INSTANTLY annoying
second favourite ship: baze/chirrut
favourite platonic relationship: anakin and r2d2
underrated ship: hevy/hardcase yes im promoting my own rarepair
overrated ship: agreeing with jesse on this one: Luxsoka. Why.
one thing i would change in canon: and somehow, palpatine is back. No wait, adding to this. what they did to poe specifically in the third movie made me so bloody angry. i cant believe they did my boy so fucking dirty
something canon did right: also agreeing with jesse on this one, canon isnt THAT bad guys, there is so much good shit
a thing i'm proud of creating for the fandom: the kixystix nickname/the jessix ship name
a character who is perfect to me (wouldn't change a thing): cassian andor
the character i relate to the most and why: i always related to luke, in that im a weird little blonde gay from bumfuck nowhere, that people love to underestimate
character(s) i hate the most and why: zero, that clone that says “oh my god” really just explains it all. (this is all i could think of off the top of my head, im sure there is someone else, but i honestly cannot think of anything atm)
something i've learned from the fandom: ocs are in fact amazing, and you can do whatever you wish with them, and no one can tell you otherwise kind of the same with bg characters that have very few lines cough hevy cough
three tags i seek out on ao3: ngl i rarely search on ao3, solely reading what friends write/rec, but im the biggest slut for h/c
a song i strongly associate with my otp/ favourite character: okay i know i havent mentioned him yet, but i will always associate jd mcpherson’s a gentle awakening with rex because of the fic i wrote for him to that song, and i just. i love it so much, it matches so well
tagging whoever would like to play! and if you dont think i mean you, i do!
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soliddaddy96 · 8 months ago
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3, 4, 6, 8 for reigen :3
oh heavens the freaker ... the jerkr
3. How did your oc discover themself? Did something cause them to question, or did they always know?
i rememebr i wrote this down somewhere but 2 me he realized he was queer of some sort when he went to one of his sisters friends quinceanera and made out w the birthday girls older cousin behind the venue ... this was when he was like , a highschooler in arizona still . after this he was liek Hmm i think somethings up . he didnt act on these feelings until he was hitchhiking to jess' apartment like years later tho ..... not much else 2 think abt besides how you might be gay for your friendon the open road and such .
with his gender i think he always kindve knew , early on his dad kindve picked up on it and went "heyy y. i dont mind if you ... experiment . with your gender . yoru still my kid all the same 😁" to rei who, at the time, went "? Ok (doesnt think about this encounter until years later)". its also a main reason (2 me ) as to why connor bullied him a bit - in my brain milwaukee is a pretty ... closed minded town , so its only natural people would spread their bigotry onto their children < which is why when connor saw how rei was like "im a MAN" but (in connors mind) didnt make any "real" effort into presenting masc , he 1 thought rei was just doing it for attention and 2 sought out to "fix" him ....... < cornering him and cutting his hair along w just. General torment
4. Is your oc's environment supportive about their identity? How does this impact them?
until he was around middleschool he only really had the support of his dad < his mother being a devout catholic whereas his dad was laid back and also queer himself . after he died and they moved back to arizona rei just kindve caved in on himself and gave up on any presentation gender or sexuality wise ... until one day he felt too suffocated by it all nd went back to the one place he ever really Did feel accepted < milwaukeeeeee 😁and by extension jess nd ashe . the latter i dont know if they met later but i think their presence helps rei greatly ... nervous cheetah and emotional support dog type thang . when hes back w the gang he feels pretty comfortable w them and while he still has his moments of doubt from time to time he still feels confident that theyll never judge him (which they wouldnt thankfully). ave maria
6. How does your oc feel about labels? Theirs, or in general?
he would rather be gutted like a fish than talk about labels ... i dont think he feels all that comfortable w himself to say hes for sure gay ... and as for being trans , he keeps that shit LOCKED UP !!! very stealth with it ... even if being called a woman bothers him hed rather just take it and smile than out himself and risk being harassed . as he gets older he just stops gaf. i think hed just call ashe up randomly one day nd go "Hey .im gay." and then just hang up . theyd understand
8. Have they had struggles with their identity, be it due to internal or external reasons?
hes the prime struggler and transgender allegory ... if hes not actively repressing his feelings for guys then hes trying as hard as he can to come off as a cis guy . i think it stems from the hostile environment milwaukee generally is as well as internal stuff < after his dads passing his mom blamed his homosexuality for it and deemed him a sinner ... her side of the family also just talked shit abt him a lot 😭this diswayed rei Greatly from ever being open . even in his 20s i think despite him being more cool w being gay nd stuff hed still be a little nervous ... i dont think his anxiousness abt it would ever go away for realsies , but with time he wouldnt think abt it too much 👍
AVE MARIA can youtell i want him dead
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woodfrogs · 11 months ago
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@arcaneyouth im mostly desensitized to it but whenever i think about it for a few seconds they all become so funny. the original trilogy has silly names but theyre mostly bangers. luke skywalker. biggs darklighter. wedge antilles. boba fett. then the prequels and everything else goes crazy with it. jocasta nu. mon mothma. oppo rancisis. dexter jettster. sly snootles. mace windu is just a normal name to me now (i also really like that you call him mr window bc he falls to his death after being thrown out of a window)
the villains are all ridiculous though. they just pick an evil sounding word and roll with it. plagueis. sidious. maul. savage oppress. (they did this with a jedi too and named her luminara unduli). and then you have the silly ones. pong krell. sheev palpatine. count dooku. watto. jabba. gardulla. sebulba. wilhuff tarkin <- he ordered the destruction of an entire planet and is one of the only canonically gay characters when a random stormtrooper killed by han solo in anh was retconned into his bf. also his full title + name is grand moff wilhuff tarkin
i also really really like the clone names bc they pick their own names. so you get normal ones (cody. jesse. gregor). kinda normal ones (kix. rex). and wild names (fives. dogma. waxer). all of these guys interact and also interact with like. anakin skywalker. BANGER name btw
but like. i saw this post talking about how the weird costuming and hairstyling of the original trilogy lend to the timeless fantasy of it. you dont look at any of the characters and go "oh thats so 70s." and i think the names being weird kinda do that too. either theyre super plain or super out there with no in between
also theres gonk droids
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old-knightsvow · 2 years ago
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greg for the ask meme!
hiiii cup!!!!!! ^_^
1: sexuality headcanon: 100% gay he cannot even name a female celeb he finds hot. still willingly pursues girls just because he can 👍
2: otp: tomgreg...but now that i think about it greg doesn't. really have many choices. stewy/greg is insanely funny though, willa/greg as well because i think they would be miserable
3: brotp: SHIVVVVVVVVVVVVV but that ship has already sailed sadly so jess. i think they get along well :) they have coffee and gossip whenever they can
4: notp: again not many choices but if greg has to end up w a woman it must be ANYONE but comfrey
5: first headcanon that pops into my head: he facetimed marianne when he was moving into the apartment kendall gave him and he dropped his phone while putting on the fitted sheets. the screen ended up absolutely totalled
6: favorite line from this character: i uh...just got mugged by shiv. the delivery of that line never fails to make laugh
7: one way in which I relate to this character: parents.......
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: oh literally everything everytime he opens his mouth im like 😦 but i think when he talks w logan is the most second hand embarrassment i can get from him. its so bad
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? i didnt notice the ask meme had this at first...im going to copy you a bit and put a pastry instead because its 2023. argentinean pastries though just to give it a special twist
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⬆️ fried eggs. i absolutely dont like them unless you take out the filling which are pretty much my thoughts abt greg as well
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