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some posts on spnblr are like: do you think dean watches porn about librarians and teachers stuff because he didn't get to have real genuine experiences in school...he's chasing something he never had...it's so sad 😭😭😭 supernatural is truly insane...

tags on the post: oh my god op so true. this is SICK i'm gonna be sick. PLEASSSEEEE noooo my heart can't take this. HAKEOCUCHSKAKZJ.

the one comment: lol i've never seen anything this stupid

op's response to the comment: it is extremely classist of you to disagree with this post. don't you care about his struggles? btw, if you're not taking his porn habits into account when contemplating his character, ur an idiot. i guess ur one of those people who thinks the curtains r just blue huh?

the commenter's reply: kill yourself

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ik i made that nastiest sex poll but i thought about it for a hot minute and actually. dean and crowley are such emotional wrecks that i think half the time one of them starts crying and that makes the other one go off and it's a huge mess and they never actually get to the kinky shit. so really it depends on their horniness levels (mostly crowley's) and they have the biggest POTENTIAL for nasty sex but when you put it into practice. that only actually happens sometimes

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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

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Sam: Dean, for $1000, would you have sex with Cas?

Dean: shit, that's tough. Would I have to pay the thousand all at once or in installments or-

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it's so funny looking back at season 3 where that one crossroad demon's talking about how she can't release dean from his deal because there's a powerful demon who holds all the major contracts because like. she's fucking talking about crowley isnt she. in 7 years dean's going to be sucking and fucking that same powerful demon who was indirectly responsible for him going to hell. small world

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9.18 Meta Fiction

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liking supernatural is excruciating because you go hmm i would like to see my blorbos. and then you watch 5 minutes of literally any episode and The Horrors are there and it's like oh yeah i forgot this was a tragedy

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THERE'S JUST SO MANY BIGGERSON'S

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supernatural + this post (pt 7)

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I say this wholeheartedly and without ironic intent. I hope supernatural continues to have drama for the next 10 years at least. I hope that in 2033 i can once again text my best friend saying "something is happening in supernatural" for the 5 millionth time.

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another one for the babygirl

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oh when bobby sees how his boy’s shoulders start to relax. none of that stand-to-attention out of fear and loyalty bullshit, like john wasn’t a dad but a commanding officer. like night and day, those boys, sam rebelling at every turn and dean keeping his back so straight it hurt to frigging look at. good kids - men, these days. good men. yet here and now dean still looks young enough, leaning over the table, casual and carefree and consumed by his new calling. the whole thing seems innocuous. bobby ain’t ready to fall to his knees and start praying yet, but he ain’t blind, either, and it’s hard to miss how something lights up in that boy these days and it’s triggered by the fluttering of wings. 

the angel’s on the other side of the table, in bobby’s favorite chair, all that might and terror and his eyes are on dean like he’s the one with all the answers. yeah, you can go ahead and add “born yesterday” on the list of things which bobby ain’t, and he’d threaten the damn angel with a rifle if he thought it’d help, but there’s no point. if you hurt my boy, i’ll shoot you, bobby thinks. the angel blinks and looks up to make eye contact thought the kitchen door. he nods solemnly - a reply. bobby snorts, and dean impatiently tries to catch his angel’s eyes again, one boot resting innocently against the angel’s black loafer under the table. 

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never give an impassioned reply when a simple

would suffice

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I mean, treating yaoi as the opposite of yuri just doesn't make sense mathematically: boys are not the inverse of girls. The actual opposite of yuri would somehow have to involve fewer than zero girls, and that's not an easy thing to characterise.