#oh i also need a wisdom tooth removed ......

[honeyednights]

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[bad268]

Love your writingg!!

Could you write a oneshot with ollie when reader couldn't make it to a race and she got sick while at home but didnt tell ollie cuz it couldve made him shit the race and he comes back home at takes care of herr??

+hiii!! idk if ure still taking request, but maybe an ollie x reader where she gets her wisdom tooth out and the aftermath is just her being chaotic and funny while ollie just goes with everything.

but yeah, i think it’s pretty cute. thank you!

Boyfriend Of The Year (Ollie Bearman X Reader)

Fandom: RPF/F2/F3

Requested: Clearly (I just did a sick fic, so i decided to incorporate these. Hope yall don't mind <3)

Warnings: Wisdom teeth surgery and recovery

POV: Majority Second Person (You/your), some Third Person (They/them)

W.C. 2301

Summary: A routine dentist appointment turns into a secret to keep Ollie sane.

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

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Your phone was blowing up with texts from Ollie. He was probably wondering where you were at this point since you promised to be at the qualifying session, but due to a dentist appointment scheduled between the sessions, you had to split up. Ollie and his dad drove together, and you took an uber to your appointment. Well, at that dentist appointment, you found out that your chronic jaw pain was actually your wisdom teeth getting dangerous. They were growing inwards and pressing your teeth, so your dentist strongly encouraged an emergency wisdom teeth removal for the same day. Ollie was going to be pissed and you knew it.

“Hey, CareBear,” You greeted in a fake tone. You were still at the dentist, but you stepped outside to get a little bit of privacy. “What’s up?”

“Don’t ‘Hey CareBear’ me! Where are you? You said you were gonna be here,” Ollie asked. He was finally able to let out a breath after running around the paddock trying to find where you were. When he couldn’t find you, he started asking around, but no one had seen you. Then, he started calling you, and coincidentally, the calls were during your x-rays or consultation, so you were not answering. It was driving him insane. “Are you almost here?” 

“The dentist was short-staffed, so they haven't gotten me in yet,” You came up with on the fly. You knew he would hate that you lied to him, but he would also throw his entire race weekend away for you. Yes, it was adorable and it’s part of what made you love him, but this was not the time to be a loving boyfriend. This was the time to show everyone why he deserved the Haas seat. He could be boyfriend of the year afterward. “I can text you when I’m done, but I need to see them today. You know how bad my jaw has been hurting lately.”

“Oh?” Ollie smirked as he lowered his voice, about to make a joke but his dad walked right past him.

“Don’t even start, Oliver,” You pressed as you saw your dentist gesturing for you to come back in, so they could prepare you for the surgery. “Listen, CareBear, I gotta go. I think they’re ready to take me back. I’ll text your dad to pick me up when we start wrapping up. You need to get back for debrief or start preparing for quali.”

“Yeah, I should probably eat something,” Ollie said to himself as he scratched the back of his neck. He had never had to go into qualifying without you, so he was a bit nervous. However, he totally understood that this was something you needed to do. “I’ll get on pole for you.”

“I expect you in the top 22, nothing less,” You joked as you both said goodbye and hung up the call. You headed back inside as they started giving you the rundown on how the surgery would occur. For once, you were thankful for scheduling your appointment in the morning and not eating beforehand. Just before they would put you under, you decided to call Ollie’s dad. It didn’t take long for him to answer.

“Hey, Y/n,” David greeted immediately as he walked toward the back of the garage, “Need me to pick you up? That was awfully quick.”

“Actually no,” You chuckled nervously. “Don’t tell Ollie until after quali, but I’m getting my wisdom teeth out right now. If we tell him, he’s going to freak out.”

“Was this the plan the whole time?” He asked, quieting down as Ollie walked by nonethewiser. He was finishing up before he would be getting in the car, so he had enough on his plate, in your opinion.

“No, I just found out that the jaw pain I thought was the start of TMJ was actually my wisdom teeth growing inwards,” You explained with a smile as you watched your dentist finish setting everything out. “Listen, David, I’ll need you to pick me up in like an hour. Maybe after qualifying break it to him? Or just let him figure it out when I’m loopy. I really don’t care.”

“I’ll take care of him, don’t worry,” David reassured as he saw Ollie gesturing for him to come over before he would get in the car. “Have them call me when you’re done, and we’ll pick you up.”

You thanked him before ending the call and heading into the back where the operation would take place. 

The qualifying session went by quickly for Ollie because it was basically a one-lap shot. Right after the first laps, it started pouring rain, so when Ollie was at the top of the timing page, no one was able to beat him. He tried to call you as soon as he got out of the car, but every call went straight to voicemail. It freaked him out a little, but he brushed it off, thinking you were still getting your cleaning. It wasn’t until his dad was ushering him to change and get to the car park almost as soon as he wrapped up media that he started thinking something was wrong. Ollie sat nervously in the passenger seat as his dad drove in silence, which was completely unusual for him, so he decided to try and break the tension.

“So, dad,” He dragged out as he looked over at his dad. They pulled up to a red light, and David looked at Ollie. “Where are we going?”

“The dentist,” David said simply as he moved the car into first gear when the light changed. “We need to pick Y/n up.”

“Shouldn’t they have finished up during quali?” Ollie asked before muttering to himself, “I thought they would have been in the garage by the end of media.”

“They had to get some work done,” David responded. It was light-hearted, so Ollie wasn’t too worried. When they pulled up, he parked the car but made no move to get out for a second, causing Ollie to look over confused. “They had to get their wisdom teeth out.”

“What? Why didn’t you tell me?” Ollie freaked out, immediately getting out of the car and trying to reach the front door before his dad. Unfortunately for him, his dad anticipated this and beat him to the punch by blocking the door. “Dad, let me in.”

“No, you need to understand why we didn’t tell you,” David pressed as he put a hand on Ollie's shoulder and sheered him back toward the car. “They didn’t want you to be nervous in qualifying. It’s getting to the end of your season, and next year, you’ll be in F1. Everyone’s eyes are on you, and the last thing they wanted was for you to get nervous and risk your position in the championship.”

“That makes no sense! I wouldn’t have thrown the session!” Ollie disputed as he threw his hands up.

“Oh, please,” David tsked, “You almost crashed the car when you found out they had a headache a few months ago. Of course, you wouldn’t completely compromise your qualifying session knowing they were getting surgery. That sounds totally believable to me.” 

“Maybe you have a point,” Ollie mumbled as he dripped his hands to his sides in defeat. He looked back over to his dad as he sighed, “Can we go in now?”

“Are you going to cause a scene?”

“No.”

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POV Switch-Third POV

All the while, Y/n was just waking up. The team had wrapped up the surgery at the end of qualifying and called David, saying he didn’t need to rush since they still needed to ween Y/n off of the meds and they still needed to pass the memory tests.

Y/n didn’t remember even waking up, but they did semi-register people walking in, around, and out of their room. Most of them were dentists or nurses checking their vitals, but then two people walked in that didn’t look like a dentist or nurse. It was Ollie and David, but Y/n was still too out of it to recognize them (or what they were saying to be honest).

“So they’ll be a little loopy for a while,” one of the dentists said to David, causing him to nod. Ollie had already taken a seat beside you and was holding your hand. The dentist then took David out of the room to talk about how to help clean the wounds and give him a list of foods that Y/n could eat while recovering. Ollie wanted to say something, anything to Y/n but they ended up talking before him.

“Whoever is your significant other is lucky because damn you’re hot,” Y/n chuckled slightly as they fell back against the pillows and smiled sleepily as they looked at him. “They’re like really lucky.”

“Well, you’ll be happy to know that you’re my significant other,” Ollie chuckled with them as he brought their hands up to kiss their knuckles.

“No way!” Y/n said as loud as the gauze in their mouth could allow as their eyes almost fell out of their head. “You’re telling me I bagged you?!”

“You bagged me,” Ollie chuckled in disbelief. He was upset at first that Y/n didn’t tell him sooner, but he couldn’t find it in himself to be mad at them, especially when they said something like that. “If I tell you a word, can you remember it for me?”

“Anything for you, handsome,” Y/n shamelessly flirted as they leaned in a little closer to prop their head against Ollie’s free hand that was resting by their head. 

“The word is ‘pole’,” Ollie said, and Y/n repeated it a couple of times before nodding that they understood it. “Okay, how are you feeling now?”

“I’m feeling tired. I wanna sleep. I wanna eat. I’m hungry. I want someone to tell me what place Ollie is in for the race tomorrow,” Y/n ranted before gasping toward the end, remembering the qualifying session they missed. In the haze, Y/n’s brain never connected that Ollie was sitting in front of them as they went on a rant. “Ollie Bearman is my favorite driver, and I wanna know where he placed. Do you know Ollie?”

“I know of him, yeah,” Ollie said as he bit back a laugh. There was no way he was witnessing this. “I think I know where he placed.”

“Where?” Y/n gasped as they tried to sit up in the bed, but the vitals machine started going off, causing a few personnel to walk in, but Ollie was already pushing them back.

“What was the word from earlier?”

“Pole?” Y/n said confused before it finally connected, “Wait, pole position?”

“Yup, he’s on pole for the feature race,” Ollie smiled at their enthusiasm. “Now, what’s my name?”

“What’s your name? CareBear?”

“Well, yes, but what’s my real name?” 

“Oliver,” Y/n dragged out before the fog cleared enough for them to make the connection. “Wait! Ollie, my CareBear! You’re Ollie!”

“I am,” Ollie chuckled as he leaned over to place a kiss on Y/n’s forehead while the dentists started removing wires and needles from Y/n, so they could leave. Ollie wrapped an arm around their shoulder, knowing Y/n didn’t like needles. He took to whispering reassurance in their ear until they were cleared to leave. Ollie then asked, “You still sleepy?”

Y/n didn’t respond as they were already asleep, so when all of the paperwork was signed, Ollie picked Y/n up to carry them to the car.  The entire ride to the hotel, Y/n was asleep against Ollie’s shoulder until David pulled into the parking spot. That’s when Y/n woke up, stretching their arms above their head.

“I still wanna sleep,” Y/n whined as they leaned back against Ollie. “My legs feel like jelly.”

“I can always carry you again,” Ollie commented already getting out of the car and moving around to help Y/n out. As soon as Y/n stepped out, Ollie’s arm was lifting up their legs to carry them up to their room. Thankfully, David was already leading the way and opening doors for them.

“You’re really working for that Boyfriend Of The Year award, aren't you?” Y/n teased as they plopped their head against Ollie’s shoulder.

“I didn’t know I was in the running,” Ollie joked back as he left a kiss on their nose.

“You’re always in the running,” Y/n pouted before going on another tangent, “Y’know, I’d love to kiss you, but I can’t really feel my lips so I don’t know how that would go.”

“I’ll give you a kiss when you don’t have bloody gauze in your mouth,” Ollie said as he walked up to the door. “Does that sound like a deal?”

“Add some ice cream or smoothies and you’ve got a deal.”

“You can’t drink from a straw, so no smoothies.”

“Buzzkill.”

“Not a buzzkill,” Ollie said simply as he set Y/n down on the bathroom counter, so he could change their gauze. “We’re not risking you getting dry socket.”

“Kissass.”

“How does that make me a kissass?” Ollie chuckled as he helped Y/n down from the counter and to the bed. Ollie fixed the pillows around them to make them comfortable before grabbing an icepack from the freezer. 

“You know the judge of the Boyfriend Of The Year award, and you’re kissing their ass,” Y/n chuckled as they leaned back into the pillows and took the icepacks from Ollie, immediately pressing them against their face. “Let me say, you’re winning.”

“I would hope so,” Ollie retorted, “I should be the only one in the running!”

~~~~~

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[derailedinsert]

Which characters are super into period sex? Like not just tolerant of it but full on feral vampire mode when their partner is bleeding. (also I hope your wisdom tooth removal went well <3)

. 𖦹 Period Sex 🩸

bottom ! afab reader

top ! jack krauser

top ! carlos oliveira

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:: 🚪 | Carlos Oliveira 𓈒

• This one is probably unexpected, I know. But when Carlos finally finds that special someone in his life, everything about them is attractive to him, and he will worship any aspect of you that you consent to.

• He will not rest unless your raging hormones are satisfied. Once he found out about your interest in sex during your cycles, he sat himself in front of a computer for hours and researched how to properly care and pleasure you. The last thing he wants is to hurt you (unless you ask, wink wink), and he wants to make this awful time of the month absolutely mindblowing for you.

• You might be hesitant at first when Carlos suggests giving you head on your period, it's understandable. Messy, especially for him, since you aren't going to be the one cleaning things up when your cramps take over. Even if just the thought of it makes your core spasm and ache with need, you wouldn't do that to him.

• Oh, but he insists. Carlos is a pretty gentle lover, very tender and caring. He caters to your every need, but you didn't realize just how intense that motivation was for him.

• If you show any doubt, he will guide you, and show you just how much he wants you in return. Slowly kissing down your sensitive tummy, his thumbs gently massaging into your hips. If his beard tickles you, he'll lick your giggly fit away. God, just seeing that tongue work anywhere on your body would make you breathless.

• The main event would come all too slow for your liking, but Carlos would be just as desperate as you were. Admittedly, the position change would be jarring. Sudden, strong biceps and forearms wrapped around your thighs, hoisting you off your back. Carlos would take a moment to lay down before manhandling you again from below, pulling you over his face. His chin digging into your clit, his nose slotted against your wet heat, and his tongue ruthlessly lapping between your folds.

• He doesn't mind the copper taste, working with Umbrella was messy and the average Monday shift ended with unwanted blood coated on his lips and tongue. There was no avoiding it, and eventually the taste became familiar.

• But, knowing this blood comes from you? It wouldn't even make him hesitate before plunging his tongue inside of you, exploring your hot, needy insides. All that's on his mind is how lovely you feel, squirming on his face, throbbing around his tongue. Your whimpers as you grab at his chest for stability, begging him for more. That kind of sensitivity from you is special, and he won't let you go until he's either suffocating, or you genuinely need a break.

:: 🗡 | Jack Krauser 𓈒

[CW: Dubcon]

• This guys a lot less tender about period sex.

• Krauser craves the bloodshed of battle, or his partner at home. Knifeplay would already be a giant turn on for him, so seeing you bleed is a special occasion for him. But, having an entire week dedicated to bringing you to bloody agony? God can't help him at that point.

• Seeing that thick, warm blood pool onto whatever surface he found quickest would drive him crazy. Such a sensitive area, causing you so much discomfort. Your thighs twitching and hips jolting from his gloves invading you, spreading your outer labia for him.

• His breathing would be inhuman, staggered and rough. "Yeah," He'd rasp, "that's a sight. You're begging for it, aren't you?"

• On the outside, no, you had shown no interest. You had just wanted to visit him, looking for any source of comfort, even if you knew looking to Krauser was a bad idea. But hormones did what hormones do best, and especially on your period, you couldn't help yourself from nodding, dazed and wanting. His voice always did the worst to you.

• Your legs would be roughly thrown over his broad shoulders, his nails carving half moons into your back. Your bare ass would immediately come flush with the hardness in his combat pants, his selfish grin telling you all you needed to know as you reached between you two.

• The position was uncomfortable, causing your shoulders to strain as you unbuckled his belt and unzipped his pants, struggling to tug down his underwear.

• Your useless attempts would only keep him amused for so long. Embarrassment was worth the trouble, but not when your bleeding pussy was on display like this. He would grunt, his hands leaving their assist on your thighs, leaving you to hug his neck with your ankles to stay balanced.

• He'd fish out his cock in no time, letting your bloody need slide against it, coating him in your juices until it dripped down his length and stained his balls.

• "You're in deep," Krauser would roughly dig a digit against your clit, making you squeal beneath him, reaching out to grip at his biceps while you wailed. "You did this to yourself. That's right. You're just a succubus, and you think I'm your toy. Well," His laugh would be deeply mocking, his cockhead finally kissing against your aching hole. "You've got me."

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[A/N pt.1]: I don't even like Krauser as a character. I do not know why he keeps begging me to write him, it's not my fault.

[A/N pt.2]: also, thank you anon. I've been in a tremendous amount of pain, but I finally called in to the doctor and got some narcotics to help. So, I can actually sit down and write. Yay, horny! 🎉

[practically-an-x-man]

This is so random but I saw this tiktok about oc questions you should be answering for yourself to figure out your ocs better, and one of them was "is your oc's teeth straight or more crooked? Did they have braces etc" and it's actually kinda interesting and I think says a lot about a person/character

So... if you want I'm giving you a free pass to tell me about your ocs' teeth if that's something that intrigues you

Oh thank you!

This is an interesting question to ask, especially when it comes to OCs that have faceclaims. Like... most of them just have the teeth their faceclaim has, right? Though I think there are a few things I could say here, so thanks for sharing!

Rae has definitely had a tooth knocked out before, but thankfully it was a baby tooth and the adult tooth grew in just fine. Aside from that, it's not anything special. She does still have her wisdom teeth as an adult - they didn't grow in impacted enough to need removal, and her phobia/discomfort with the idea of being put under anesthesia meant it wasn't worth it until it was causing her pain.

Gia's teeth definitely have some wear and tear - not cavities, just physical wear - from anxiously grinding her teeth and being too agoraphobic to convince herself to visit the dentist. Enamel isn't something her clover repairs, so it is something she'll have to get medical attention for. Once she meets Kate, though, she can finally convince herself to go and get that looked at (since she trusts Kate to stay at the flower shop and keep an eye on the clover for her).

Just as Eris can regrow limbs, they can regrow teeth as well. It takes a while, and usually it's easier to pick up the lost tooth if they can and reattach it, but it happens. And eventually, when one of their teeth gets too worn (like really too worn), their body will just reject it and a new one will emerge, like a shark. They've been around for over a thousand years, and that's a lot of wear and tear, if he didn't regrow teeth then he'd just have a mouthful of dentures.

Jimmy has a gold tooth, though it's not really visible unless he opens his mouth really wide. He had it pulled due to a severe cavity when he was a teenager, and gold teeth were incredibly popular for dental replacements at the time (it was even a fashion trend to cap the incisors and canines with gold if you were wealthy enough to afford it!).

Vivienne's teeth in her human form appear almost jarringly perfect, at least for her time period. They're very straight and very white, though that's not how she grew up. As a kid, her teeth were crooked and normal, but something about the siren transformation also changed aspects of her human appearance (since sirens are meant to lure people in with their beauty/sexual appeal, the magic corrected the "imperfections" in her normal appearance). Its teeth are straighter, its skin is clear of blemishes and scars, its hair is soft and wavy regardless of how long it's spent doused in seawater, etc.. Vivienne thought that was nice at first, but the longer it goes on, the more aware she becomes of the subtle body horror of it all. It might not be too off-putting for the modern age, but for the time period it's in where scars and crooked teeth are all the norm, all that physical "perfection" is just wrong.

^ And when it's in its siren form, its teeth are also much sharper, which is unnerving of its own right

[beyblaiddyd]

Semiannual depressing cocoa check in:

Washing machine broke and we cant afford to fix or replace it because we're too broke so we have to go back to either laundromat or another monthly rental on a new rent-to-own which either way we cant really afford

1 Wisdom tooth has finally fully erupted and is sandpapering the inside of my cheek but I cant afford to get it removed because I had to pay for my sister's crown to get replaced because my mom couldn't afford it and (no surprises here) my mom has failed to pay me back

Car needs an oil change and can't afford it

Elliptical finally gave out entirely so my one reliable way to get myself to work out is gone until I can find another one on a buy nothing group

Still need to see a podiatrist about my evil constantly painful toenail. Stomach problems that cause me to roll around on the floor in agony have also come back so should probably see a gastro before I get extremely sick but oh well

Well that's not even all of it but you get tha picture. Maybe I'll finally stop being a pussy and actually go donate plasma this time. Crossing my fingers that as I Adjust to the wisdom tooth it'll stop hurting and I just wont have to worry about that one somehow

[quinloki]

I am internally screaming over the braces oh my god. I would have been dead if I tried, I think my mother would have murdered me lmao.

As it is, I'm just lucky my stint with braces was surprisingly short. They straightened my top ones, realigned my bottom ones and then realised everything had to come off because I needed mouth surgery badly - that didn't get done correctly the first time so I had to sit through a second surgery that did get done correctly hallelujah.

Also had 3 of my wisdom teeth surgically removed bc although mine weren't directionally challenged they 1) didn't fit and 2) one of the trio especially was a beast, my x-ray is horrifying, it looks like a tooth and a half, at least.

I still can't imagine pulling off the braces myself. It's kind of a boss move in a way? Even if not a wise choice, haha.

It was certainly a flex, definitely not a *wise* one, but still.

And ugh, that sucks! Two surgeries cause they didn't do it right the first time >.< I'da been hard to deal with. They had to like pre-sedate me to sedate me for my surgery. I didn't handle needles well back then - like Severely not well, and they gave me laughing gas before they injected me to make me really loopy - and I was still in tears when they did that despite the gas.

xD I'm glad we've both come out of it with teeth that teeth at least lol

[bilestat]

Re: wisdom teeth removal! I got all four taken out about a month ago. Because I didn't know what to expect since no one I knew had them out recently, here's what my experience was like! Hope this is helpful! Search "face ice pack" on Amazon and get one. I also got a few extra ice packs so I could switch them out as needed. That thing was a life saver and kept my swelling fully down. I wore it on and off basically whenever I was awake. I lived on protein shakes, squeezy applesauce packets and oatmeal for a while (but oh god please heed the tags on that post don't fully be like me) until I felt like I could move on to things like mac and cheese/ other noodles. Pudding, ice cream and mashed potatoes were also in the rotation for that first week or so. I was also fully sedated for my procedure. 10/10 recommend even though I didn't get any of the fun anesthesia side effects... it actually made me sick right after I woke up but I was fine after that. Still would recommend because the last thing I remember before the procedure was saying "I don't feel anything yet" and then I was waking up. The painkillers they gave me for after also made me sick so I ended up just taking the extra strength ibuprofen they gave me. My jaw hurt for like 10 days after the surgery and that's pretty normal. You DO need to be careful about dry socket but if you follow the rules they give you when they send you home you should be good. The weirdest thing about that was that my front teeth would hurt, too. I got some Orajel and that helped with the other miscellaneous tooth pain I was having.

Good luck and I hope at least some of this is helpful! haha

first of all you're so sweet for sending me all of this, i really appreciate it 🥺💖

i will DEFINITELY be getting one of those icepacks, thank you!! i've been reading a bit about recovery from it but am so grateful to hear your experience!! and yeah omg i'm definitely gonna get them to knock me out, idk how anyone can do that with local anaesthesia, i have really bad anxiety and even regular fillings with local anaesthesia make me super nervous the entire time 😭 i'm definitely gonna try to manage on just ibuprofen too, i really don't want to take anything harder than that

i'm so sorry it hurt for ten whole days!! but i'm glad that you're through it now <3

[akindplace]

Just got my wisdom teeth out and I wanna ask, have you? How was it? I'm currently feeling pretty nice, not too tired or anything. The hospital staff was so nice to me that despite my fear of hospitals I very nice and safe, goes to show a little bit of kindness can go a long way :)

((also wanted to note the Tetris and traumatic memories thing you reblogged earlier has been proven false or at least dubiously believable))

Oh shit im gonna delete it. I thought it was interesting. I searched it just and it doesn’t show in a lot of reliable sources.

About the wisdom teeth, I have my four, I was told I didn’t need to remove them because my teeth were so small they didn’t risk making the ones I already had misaligned. I wore different types of braces for 13 years tho and broke the same tooth about 5 times (maybe six) so I’m no stranger to teeth pain. Most people told me that the swelling is really as annoying as the pain. I think if you’re from the US the type of anesthesia they give is different from the one they use here so I’m not sure. I’m really glad everyone was nice and that you are feeling okay! I hope it doesn’t bother you too much and that you sleep well tonight and that it heals soon!

[hekkoto]

Updateeeeee~!

Heya darklings <3 Im coming with update, overall Im doing better so dont worry ;p In last days Im recovering from removal of wisdom tooth, quite problematic one to be honest – it was mostly under gums, at 45^ angle, right next to nerve ;p they had to force my gums away and they had to cut it into pieces to remove it >XD on first day I was in such excruciating pain I was almost walking on walls >XDDD thankfully it got better, I was sleeping for most of days on begining but Im feeling way better now ^^ last two days it hurts more again but I hope it will be fine soon ^^

Oh, Im starting therapy! I already had first session with new therapist and I I gonna have it once per week :> Im starting therapy which should be great for my borderline issues so maybe I will be able to have any progress when it comes to my stupid head. So far I told like half of my story, next appointment I gonna talk about past too so she will know on what we need to work the most. Tho she already told me I suffer from PTSD and that my childhood was really awful, we will also look what personality disorders I exactly have [cause yeah, borderline is sure but it seems there is moooore ;p]

Ye, my health is getting better, both physical and mental, when I have those downs its not that bad now and its easier to cope with. Also Im mostly on euphoric side ^^ yayayaya Im so happy! Of course, Im aware that my issues will need years to get better but at least Im moving forward ^^

And I will tell you something funny, lately me and my husband watch a lot of South Park aaand today I came to realisation... Im like fucking Cartman aaaaaaa >XD Like his behavior and mine have so many things in common >XD damn kill meeeeee XD tho dont worry, my marriage is doing fine, my husband really recognizes I try my best to show my love and affection and I work on myself to be less fucked up [I mean, I told him a lot before we even started dating, I just wanted him to be aware Im quite... problematic person ;p]

I should be fully back this or next week ^^ I have a lot of things waiting to be posted or finished since eternity lolz I have a lot of stuff that is awfully late but yeah, I gonna catch up soon ^^ I must do few more things like cleaning my flat, of course doctors cause I go there so often >XD but I feel like Im finally sorting out my life ^^ ye, Im positive things will get better <3 I again struggle with very often nightmares so my sleep is fucked up, like my insomnia is bad enough without it but now I struggle with often being super exhausted so I cant do too much at once. But step by step and I gonna do everything ^^

oh, I plan to make [probably few] videos cause I feel like I wanna talk about my past, my life, my health, my nightmares and other shit. Maybe someone would be interested and would find something they relate to and maybe it will be useful to anyone ;p if you have request about what you want me to talk just leave it in comment here ^^ and trust me, some of the stuff gonna be so fucked up >XD

Love ya pumpkins, stay tuned <3

[queenwendy]

Yeah I’m not 100% certain a piece is still in there but my gum on that one is still kinda lumpy. Never had a dentist look at it but I always kinda wondered. Oh, also, cleaning out the holes in one’s gums after wisdom tooth removal SUCKS. But it has to be done because you do NOT want food and junk in there when it closes up. I also swallowed a tooth as a kid lol, it came out in my cereal. I have no idea how long it was in me but it passed just fine; getting one trapped in a trachea for a months sounds incredibly unpleasant.

I’m not catholic so IDK anything about rosaries, but if the hail mary teeth are mostly wisdom teeth from people you love, maybe the our father teeth and centerpiece could be from animals? Obviously that would require like, an animal to need dental work or be dead, which sound scary and very sad respectively, but if a pet died maybe their teeth would work? I dunno if that’s morbid and horrifying or inappropriate though, just a thought. As for a big centerpiece, maybe a shark tooth? I know that wouldn’t have any special symbolism but they’re big and cool looking. If you’re going for something more cross shaped, you could always literally cross two little bones together. I dunno where you’d get such bones that would be meaningful, but that would be on theme.

As for 100% serious tooth rosary, that’s honestly not the strangest thing I’ve seen in a religious context (I was raised UU) so you’re good, that just took me by surprise.

Your thought process is fascinating actually, and it seems really meaningful. It honestly makes it less gross, and the idea of seeing it as a Memento Mori specifically because humans are slowly evolving to not have wisdom teeth/we get them removed is a really interesting angle. I am very excited to see what becomes of this project.

i am getting my wisdom teeth out today. pray for me (pls ask specifically that they don't break them and shall hand them to me intact after) thank you <3

[leezlelatch]

Okay it's been forever since I've requested anything from anyone but damn, am I in pain right now. I just got my wisdom teeth removed five hours ago and my lip is still numb which is kinda freaking me out but whatever. This is fine.

How do you think Copia would react?

Tooth pain can be some of the worst pain of your life, and I can only imagine what you’re going through! I’m sorry, friend! I hope you find relief soon.

Copia Reacting to an S/O Who Has Oral Surgery -

🐀 - Oh, Copia is NO STRANGER to tooth pain.

🐀 - He’s had a couple fillings in his lifetime from all those sneaky snacks. Doesn’t stop him though.

🐀 - First off, he’d be worried about the procedure and be totally put off that the oral surgeon won’t let him in the room with you. He just wants to hold your hand and tell you he’s there. That everything will be okay.

🐀 - He’s bought every kind of pain relief under the sun, loads of Orajel. He keeps a tube in his pocket and carries around a bottle of paracetamols in case you need pain relief at any time.

🐀 - The man would be so tender when you come out of the procedure. He’s gentle and whispers sweet Italian nothings into your ear as he takes you out to the car, an arm wrapped securely around you, hand cradling one of yours. Don’t worry, he took care of everything and paid any expenses.

🐀 - You’re woozy and silly and he’s caught between wanting to snuggle you into his arms because you’re so adorable and his heart is about to jump out of chest, or laugh himself hoarse.

🐀 - You proceed to inform him of every sweet or wicked thought you have about him, following it up with, “Don’t tell Copia.” He promises never to say a word. He’s also blushing fire engine red - is it possible to explode from such incredible love?

🐀 - Getting you home means a pillow blanket nest he’s created on his bed for you that fits two. He makes sure you have everything you need before pulling you in for the deepest, sweetest cuddles known to man. Every so often he’d brush a very gentle thumb across your cheek or delicately cradle your jaw as he whispers how brave you were today and to let him know if you need anything.

🐀 - When the pain starts, he’s quite distraught, internally. And there’s a brief moment of panic that makes his stomach flip because seeing you in any kind of discomfort is something he very quickly realizes he HATES. Nevertheless, your Copia is ready with all the medicines and love and care, and the man even tries to get you to bite down on a tea bag because “it’s supposed to help.”

🐀 - He’ll try to assuage any fears you have, and assure you that he will do whatever he has to to make sure you’re okay. And try to make you laugh with a funny story about his own dental experiences. Overall, it’s important to him that you know you’re safe, he has you, he’s not letting you go, and that he’ll guide your through any pain.

I hope you feel better! And I hope this provides some sort of comfort!

[antisociallilbrat]

Wisdom Teeth Poly Losers HCs

I got my wisdom teeth out recently and :)) I am in so much pain bc what was suppose to be a simple surgery turned into fuck shit bc ofc I had to have complicated teeth :))) my bottom teeth were on my nerve line and the dentist didn't realize this until they were pulling my bottom teeth out- I was awake too, just numb :) anyways enjoy some headcannons for what I think would happen with the Losers getting their wisdom teeth out

So this is set in my Poly losers universe and when they're young adults most of the losers have to get their wisdom teeth removed

The exceptions are Richie because his dad was a dentist so he had them removed in high school and also Eddie because of his mom

Eddie didn't even need his removed but of course his mom had them done anyways :/ I think also because of her he had them removed first, a year or so before Richie

This leaves Mike, Stan, Bev, Ben, and Bill who needs to get their removed

What prompts this is Bill, who a tooth ache and refused to go the dentist. Due to his parent's neglect he never really went to the dentist so he doesn't see why he has to go now

It takes Eddie threatening to forcefully drag Bill there himself for him to finally go

And yes Eddie goes with Bill and yes Eddie holds his hand during the appointment because Bill won't admit it but he's a little scared of those tools

Turns out one of Bill's wisdom teeth are infected and need to removed asap

So when they get home to discuss scheduling Bill's surgery with the others, Bill's worried and Mike being Mike graciously mentions how he still needs to get his removed to agrees to do it with Bill

This gives Stan the idea that- Hey they're starting to have a bit of extra income, might as well go get everyone else's done too

They're going to have Mike and Bill go first and then the next weekend Bev and Ben and THEN Stan will go

There's no reason he decided he would go last

Any who Bill and Mike's surgery happens and Bill is the BIGGEST BABY who clings to Mike the moment they get in the car

They're both drugged up and Mike goes to kiss Bill bc 'oh no his baby' and poor Ben has to get into the back between Mike and Bill to keep them from accidently hurting themselves

Bill and Mike just both end up clinging to Ben and the moment they get home won't let Ben leave them

They both proceed to pass out on Ben on the couch

Ben doesn't mind

Also I love the idea of Richie spoon feeding Mike and Bill with mocking pouty faces and going like 'Oooo does Billy Willy and Mikey Wikey hurt?'

Mike laughs (the best that he can) at Richie and Bill throws a pillow at him

He misses

Otherwise Mike and Bill heal up with little complications- Thanks to Stan and Eddie, and neither of them mind eating junk food like smoothing and apple sauce for a couple days

Oh also Bill ended having to braces a couple weeks after his surgery because he never got them in his teens and turns out he needed them- he's very upset about it

You can take the headcannon of young adult Bill with braces from my cold dead fists

The next weekend it's Ben and Bev's turn

Knowing what happened with Bill and Mike, after the surgery Bev and Ben ride home in separate cars

Richie rides in the back with Bev in the car she's in and drugged up Bev is OBSESSED with Richie's hair

Like she can't stop herself from running her hand through it and tugging on the curls

Richie finds this hilarious

Meanwhile Ben gets nauseous from the pain medicine :( bb is not having a good time and rides with his head in Bill's lap

But it turns out Ben probably has the easiest recovery of them all bc the next day he feels completely fine and can act like normal- aside from his mushy diet but he was already a big smoothie guy anyways

Poor Bev suffers

She's a texture person when it comes to food and Stan and Eddie has to fight to keep her from eating the wrong things bc she keeps trying to rush the healing process

The next week is worst than the actual surgery for her

The moment she gets the okay she can eat like normal though, all the Losers work together to cook her her favorite meal

And by all the Losers I mean Ben and Mike while the others help

Also she had to quit smoking during her heal week and that was absolute hell so she was very grouchy

Everyone- even Eddie- was happy when she got to light up again

Then it's Stan's turn for him to get his teeth out

He's very calm and composed and he trusts Eddie to take care of him since its Eddie and he's been helping Stan take care of the others

Turns out Stan's teeth are impacted which means a big ouch

But he's Stan and he'll be damned with unnecessary teeth are going to break him

He actually manages to sleep the whole way back and barely wakes up when Eddie changes his gauze- he goes back to sleep and sleeps till the next day

And then the next day he is in absolute pain and its like the pain meds aren't even working

He won't tell the Losers but they know. They all stick close by, particularly Richie and Bill since they both don't have day jobs

They know Stan is in pain because he actually allows the two dufoses to cuddle him in his bed- and he's usually not a cuddly guy

If one of them have to get up there's a Loser ready to replace them

Mike makes sure the mushy food Stan eats is till kosher <3

Stan very much loves his Losers bc he didn't have to say how much pain he was in, they just knew

Okay that's all, yes I know there's spelling/grammar errors. I'm in pain and on pain pills, whadda want from me?

[alyswritings]

Hi!

Can I request tom holland x holland!sister where she got her wisdom tooth removed and them taking care of her. Thank you!♥️

Tom and the twins sit in the waiting room, finding ways to pass the time until Y/N's done getting her wisdom teeth out.

"Boys." The dentist calls, getting the trio's attention, and they look up at Y/N's dentist. "It's done. Follow me."

They follow him back into the office where Y/N is lying on the chair, seemingly half awake. The doctor assures it went well and there were no complications. He explains how to take care of her and gives them the stuff needed before leaving, the dental assistant still cleaning up a bit.

"Tommy!" Y/N cheers.

"Hi." Tom laughs. "How you feeling?"

"I feel... spec- uh... speckmagnificent." Y/N says.

"Not a word, goofy." Sam says.

"How dare you call me goofy?" Y/N gasps.

"You ready to go home?" Tom asks.

"Home! Oh, I want my bed." Y/N says.

"You can have your bed." Tom assures.

Tom helps her sit up and when she starts to fall, the three brothers slightly panic and all reach out to help her stay in a sitting position.

"Ooh. That was almost a roller coaster." Y/N says. Harry keeps an arm around her to prevent her from falling.

"Can you walk?" Sam asks.

"I have no clue." Y/N slurs.

"Okay, get on my back." Tom says, turning so his back is to her.

"Ooh, piggyback." Y/N smiles. She wraps her arms around Tom's neck and he supports her by placing his hands under her knees. Tom holds her up, Y/N letting her head fall onto his shoulder.

The three brothers walk out, getting to the car.

"I want food." Y/N complains as they help her in the car.

"You want a milkshake?" Tom asks, buckling her in since she makes no move to do so herself.

"Yeah! And-And fries." Y/N says.

"You can't have fries. It's not good for your recovery. Sorry." Harry tells her, getting in the passenger seat.

"But I want fries." Y/N whines.

"You can have fries a different day." Sam assures, sitting next to her, gently patting her knee.

"But I want them now." Y/N groans.

"Well, all you're getting now is a milkshake." Tom says.

Y/N huffs, but doesn't say anything else as Tom starts the drive.

- - -

After getting home, Harry helps Y/N to the couch since that's where she now wanted to go. He helps her prop some of the pillows up and she rests against them.

"Who's gonna replace her gauze?" Tom asks the twins.

"Not it." Sam and Tom say, looking to Harry who glares at them.

"I hate you both." Harry grumbles. He grabs more gauze and a paper towel.

"Okay, Y/N, we gotta switch the gauze out." Harry says.

"Why?" Y/N asks, trying to see around him so she can continue watching New Girl.

"Because the other ones are used up." Harry says. "Here, open your mouth." Y/N opens her mouth and Harry grimaces before reluctantly taking one of the blood filled gauzes out, placing it on the paper towel.

"oh, my God! I'm dying!" Y/N yells.

"No, no, no, no. You're not dying." Tom rushes over to comfort her. "You're perfectly fine. It's just a little blood. Like when you used to fall and scrape your knee playing outside."

"It looks like when the tampon comes out." Y/N says.

"Oh, ew!" Harry grimaces, Sam also shivering in disgust.

"I'm just saying." Y/N shrugs.

Harry takes the other piece of gauze out of her mouth.

"Okay, now the clean gauze." Harry says, holding one up. "Y/N, open your mouth."

"No." Y/N mumbles, hiding her mouth behind her hands.

"Y/N, come on." Harry complains.

"Nope. I want my mouth empty." Y/N states.

"You can't. You need the gauze in your mouth to help." Harry says.

"Help what?" Y/N asks.

"You get better and recover." Sam says.

"Mm-mm." Y/N shakes her head.

"Y/N, just let him put the gauze in your mouth and then it's all over and you can watch TV all you want." Tom says.

Y/N rolls her eyes and lowers her hand, reluctantly opening her mouth. Harry goes to put the gauze in one side of her cheek, but yells in pain when Y/N bites his finger.

"OW!" Harry retracts his finger, bopping Y/N on the nose.

"Ow!" Y/N whines, holding her nose.

"Dude!" Sam looks at his twin in bewilderment.

"What-- she bit me!" Harry yells.

"So you hit her nose? She's not a fucking dog, mate." Tom says.

"Where is Tessy?" Y/N asks, looking around.

"We'll get her later." Tom promises.

"That's it. I'm done." Harry says, getting up.

"Harry--" Sam tries.

"Nope! I've been bitten. Goodbye." Harry walks out.

The oldest two share a look and Sam rolls his eyes, accepting the responsibility of replacing the gauze.

"Hold her head." Sam tells Tom.

Tom gently puts his hand on Y/N's forehead, keeping her head pinned to his torso and gently prying her mouth open.

"Uh-unh! No!" Y/N tries to fight out of Tom's grip, but he simply tightens it, holding her closer.

"Y/N/N, it'll be done soon. Just cooperate and it'll be over." Tom says.

"Absolutely not." Y/N protests.

"You need this, Y/N." Sam says. He tries to help hold her mouth open and he manages to get the first piece of gauze in. Sam grabs the second piece and it takes a little more struggle and he also gets bit, but soon enough he's able to put the gauze in.

"God, you're violent." Sam says, looking at the teeth marks on his finger.

"And you're mean." Y/N pouts.

Tom lets go of her jaw and forehead, wrapping his arm around her shoulders in a backhug.

"We're sorry, darling." Tom mutters.

"I hate all of you." Y/N declares.

"Right back at you." Sam grumbles, going to the kitchen to throw the used gauze away and wash his hands.

"Love you, too." Tom kisses Y/N on the side of the head before standing up and ruffling her hair, following Sam into the kitchen.

"Wimps can't even take a bite to the finger." Y/N rolls her eyes. "Charlie bit my finger." She quotes, lying back down, focusing on her favorite show.

[sleep-nurse]

no......however you're speaking to the person who had a shitton of dentist visits and has their wisdom tooth laying on their desk

this is the ''hospital'' i had to go in for my appointment straight up horror movie material there was literally no soul

[thatwildnya]

aaaaaaaand that's all of the dorms~ want to have the staff or other side characters done? commission me for them! link is in pinned post~

drake s/o with period teeth

in light of me having to get my wisdom teeth removed, i have decided to make these

context: you’re a drake fae whose teeth fall out about every few months to make way for newer, healthier chompers. the drawback? it’s extremely painful and you become aggravated and grumpy.

Ignihyde Diasomnia edition

tw: teeth, muzzling

Ignihyde

Idia

to the secret lab! pull the lever ortho!

he’s making special teething toys and muzzles designed to keep your mouth chilled asap

this happens after he gets an sos from ortho that you’ve trapped him in your grip and were chewing his arm off

his anime merch and little brother are in danger with those teefies on the loose this is unacceptable

everything is fine until you electrocute yourself chewing on some of his wires for his computer

the room has been baby proofed and you’re only allowed to sit on his bed or lap if you’re in his room without the muzzle of shame

ortho has to be the one to muzzle you, he tried once and got thrown into his door so hard it broke he fears your power

but don’t worry he still loves you and thought it was kinda hot

Ortho

You are FRIENDS. You are NOT DATING. F R I E N D S.

now with that outta the way, let’s continue

he goes to his onii-chan and asks him to make an arm specially made for you to chew on safely

when it’s completed he’s ecstatic cuz now you can hang out again

you spend a lot of time together in idia’s room watching anime, cat videos, and the two brothers playing games

he’s happy that he can keep you entertained and your mind off the discomfort for the most part, he hates seeing his bestie in pain

Diasomnia

Malleus

you chew on his tail, he needs both hands to play with gao gao

he can and will hire you a personal chef to make you foods that will be soft on your teeth

his body temp is warmer than average so that means you don’t like cuddling it makes your teeth even more irritated and that makes him very sad

he tried to enchant your mouth to completely erase the pain until you warned him that it was dangerous to do that

the pain was necessary, it helped with keeping you from swallowing a tooth by mistake

refuses to muzzle you, he sees it as demeaning and will do whatever it takes so that it will make it unnecessary for it

sebek walked in on you gnawing on his biceps/tail once and was nearly turned into minced meat

he is no longer allowed within ten feet of you when your teeth are bitching

Lilia

oh you poor thing don’t worry let peepaw take care of you here have some homemade ice cream why are you crouched like that-

lilia can’t remember the last he had been tossed like a ragdoll through a wall

he’s not even mad, it’s nice to relive something so heartracing

after that he’s breaking out dusty books he had god knows where to look up potions and remedies specifically catered to fae having dental problems

unlike malleus his body is colder than average so cuddles galore

he lets you hide under his oversized clothes when you teeth on his arm

he might not look like it but his biceps are rock hard you’ll have to teeth really hard if you want to break his skin and draw blood

Silver

sleepy prince to the rescue

puts his newly obtained culinary skills to use and makes you tasty cold soups and salads that have a satisfying crunch that won’t hurt your teefies

you teeth on his arms and legs, it’s kinda weird to see him snoozing while you gnawing on his thigh since his arms are under him but hey it works

has had to pull you off of sebek more than once jesus crispy hakuna your tatas

you keep trying to eat his animal friends so he asks them to stay away when you’re going through this

his furry and feathery friends understand but have also grown to like you too so they bring him wild berries for you to snack on because they’re worried so cute

Sebek

tried to drag you to his father’s business after you suddenly sneezed sending a tooth and blood flying from your mouth

after explaining that you’re basically on a period but for teeth he’s writing to his parents asking for some tips that can help you ease the pain

they send him a pair of special dental fae pliers and tell him to yank out any teefies that are close to falling out to speed up the process

after getting the okay from you he prepares for the battle ahead

and nearly gets his hand bitten off the moment that cold metal touches your tooth your jaws clamp shut

has to ask for someone to pull the teeth while he sits on your back and holds your jaws open

readily cleans up the blood and makes sure your mouth is carefully clean as his father instructed him

refuses to muzzle you like malleus, he also sees it as demeaning

[hannibals-favourite-meal]

Pretty High

Platonic Avengers x reader

Implied Pietro x reader

Marvel Masterlist | Main Masterlist

Reader gets wisdom teeth removed and mistakes Bucky for Jesus, based off a TikTok

Warnings: discussions of fear of dentists, anxiety, narcotics use (anesthesia and marijuana), talk of religious figures, fluff, crack, implied past smut, swearing

Minors DNI

WC: 1.1k

Y/N groaned in pain, massaging their jaw as the throbbing got more intense. “Seriously Y/N, just go to the dentist, it’s not that bad.” Sam threw an ice pack at their head which they caught with less grace than normal. 

“No, I fucking hate the dentist. I despise anyone putting anything near or in my mouth, gives me the creeps. I also had a dentist that pulled a tooth when I was young and didn’t numb me correctly so I felt all of it. So I am not going back there, no way José!” Sam paused. “If you don’t like things in your mouth, how did you ever get a boyfriend?” “I will end you birdman.” Y/N threw their coffee mug at his head as he ran out of the room cackling.

“Finally, there’s an undercover mission in Spain that we need everybody on. Natasha and I will be acting as a newly married couple on their honeymoon, Tony, Bruce, Pietro and Sam will be observation, Wanda and Vision will be a secondary couple on vacation, Clint, Bucky, Peter and Y/N will be remaining here as backup.” Steve was reading over the mission report as the other heroes zoned out. “Wait, why do I have to stay back? You know I’m the best at undercover work!” Y/N protested causing Steve to sigh. “Because, you’ve been in pain, you’re staying back to get your wisdom teeth out.” “Come on it's not that ba- aaaah!” Y/N gripped their jaw in pain, tears forming in their eyes. “My point exactly. You’ll be fine, Clint will go with you to the dentist and make sure you get home safe alright kid.” They pouted, sitting back in their chair as Bucky pulled them into a side hug, kissing their temple. “Just think doll, we’ll have the whole building to ourselves and you can show me how to play the Mario Kart.” They smiled sadly and the meeting continued on.

“Come on kid, the sooner we go, the sooner we get this over with.” Clint stood outside their room for the past 10 minutes trying to get the young Avenger to come out and go to the dentist with him. “Please Clint, don’t make me go! I babysit all you want! I’ll even make you and Laura dinner!” Clint rubbed his temple, already feeling a headache forming. “You need to do this now or it’ll get worse and you could get an infection. You’ll be fine. I’ll make sure you’re properly sedated and get you some of that nice ice cream you like as a treat.” The door opened a crack. “The expensive Ben & Jerry’s one?” “I’ll get you three pints of it, but only if we go now.” The door opened fully and Y/N came out dressed in a much too big sweater that they had most likely stolen from Thor and sweatpants, probably stolen from Pietro. They were nervously playing with the bracelet that Bruce had given them, purposely made to help them with their anxiety. “Alright kid, let’s get a move on.” He wrapped his arm around their shoulder and walked with them down the hall to the garage.

“Peeeetttteeeerrrrrr!” Said boy looked up from his schoolwork at the kitchen counter, “Peetteyyy! Where are you! I miss you!” Just as he turned in his seat, Clint came around the corner with a very loopy Y/N hanging off his arm, mouth stuffed with gauze. They attempted to smile when they saw him. “Alright, let’s get you to bed.” Clint grunted as he threw them over his shoulder. “But I wanna stay with Petey! He’s a spoder boy! Oh no! I wasn’t supposed to say that. Shhh it’s a secret!” Peter followed the pair, pulling out his phone and filming the ordeal to send to the rest of the team later. “Oh my god! Hi Peter’s phone! You’re upside down,” they gasped loudly, almost making Clint drop them, “Peter if you’re upside down does that mean you live in Australia?!” “Y/N, we live in New York!” Peter’s hand trembled as he attempted to hold in his laughter. “We do?! I love New York! I love that song Alicia Keys did!” 

Before they could start singing, they had reached their room, Clint had kicked open the door and threw Y/N on top of their bed. “Alright, you need a nap kid, sleep all these drugs off.” They whined. “But I love drugs! Pietro gave me weed once and we kissed! He said he loved me!” Clint left the room rolling his eyes muttering something about ‘stupid children’. Peter tucked them into bed, making sure they couldn’t move. “I love you Petey.” They muttered sleepily. “I love you too Y/N.”

When Y/N woke up, they were still loopy and struggled to get their phone which had been left on their table. They unlocked it and used the camera to see how swollen their face was, which made them laugh loudly. “Wow you’re really out of it doll.” A voice from the corner of the room shocked them, making them press record on their phone. “I’m high right now, but ‘m pretty sure that Jesus is in the corner of my room.” Bucky held back his laughter and made the sign of the cross as they pointed the phone at him. “Rest now my child.” All of a sudden they burst into tears, Bucky rushed forward and held them close. “‘M sorry for what the Romans did to you Jesus but I still really like them cause they were all gayyyyyyy!” They were sobbing hysterically and he couldn’t stop himself from laughing, patting their head gently. “Oh doll it’s ok. How about you get some more sleep and we can talk about it more tomorrow.” They nodded and laid back down, immediately falling back asleep. Bucky picked up their phone and stopped the recording, sending it to the Avengers group chat before placing a kiss on their head and leaving the room.

“Sleeping beauty rises!” Tony’s voice made their head pound even more. “Shud up Tony.” They grumbled, making a straight shot towards the medicine cabinet in search of painkillers. Steve chuckled and handed the bottle to them. “Is it true that you and blondie over there got high and made out?” Y/N choked on the water that they were drinking, heat rising to their cheeks as Pietro turned completely red. “Where did you hear that?” Tony pointed to the screen that was currently playing Peter’s video of them. They buried their head in their hands. “I’m never going to the dentist again.” It was then that Bucky made his appearance and Tony’s voice cut through the room again. “Hey Jesus!”

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