#oh i also need a wisdom tooth removed ......

[honeyednights]

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[bad268]

Love your writingg!!

Could you write a oneshot with ollie when reader couldn't make it to a race and she got sick while at home but didnt tell ollie cuz it couldve made him shit the race and he comes back home at takes care of herr??

+hiii!! idk if ure still taking request, but maybe an ollie x reader where she gets her wisdom tooth out and the aftermath is just her being chaotic and funny while ollie just goes with everything.

but yeah, i think it’s pretty cute. thank you!

Boyfriend Of The Year (Ollie Bearman X Reader)

Fandom: RPF/F2/F3

Requested: Clearly (I just did a sick fic, so i decided to incorporate these. Hope yall don't mind <3)

Warnings: Wisdom teeth surgery and recovery

POV: Majority Second Person (You/your), some Third Person (They/them)

W.C. 2301

Summary: A routine dentist appointment turns into a secret to keep Ollie sane.

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

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Your phone was blowing up with texts from Ollie. He was probably wondering where you were at this point since you promised to be at the qualifying session, but due to a dentist appointment scheduled between the sessions, you had to split up. Ollie and his dad drove together, and you took an uber to your appointment. Well, at that dentist appointment, you found out that your chronic jaw pain was actually your wisdom teeth getting dangerous. They were growing inwards and pressing your teeth, so your dentist strongly encouraged an emergency wisdom teeth removal for the same day. Ollie was going to be pissed and you knew it.

“Hey, CareBear,” You greeted in a fake tone. You were still at the dentist, but you stepped outside to get a little bit of privacy. “What’s up?”

“Don’t ‘Hey CareBear’ me! Where are you? You said you were gonna be here,” Ollie asked. He was finally able to let out a breath after running around the paddock trying to find where you were. When he couldn’t find you, he started asking around, but no one had seen you. Then, he started calling you, and coincidentally, the calls were during your x-rays or consultation, so you were not answering. It was driving him insane. “Are you almost here?” 

“The dentist was short-staffed, so they haven't gotten me in yet,” You came up with on the fly. You knew he would hate that you lied to him, but he would also throw his entire race weekend away for you. Yes, it was adorable and it’s part of what made you love him, but this was not the time to be a loving boyfriend. This was the time to show everyone why he deserved the Haas seat. He could be boyfriend of the year afterward. “I can text you when I’m done, but I need to see them today. You know how bad my jaw has been hurting lately.”

“Oh?” Ollie smirked as he lowered his voice, about to make a joke but his dad walked right past him.

“Don’t even start, Oliver,” You pressed as you saw your dentist gesturing for you to come back in, so they could prepare you for the surgery. “Listen, CareBear, I gotta go. I think they’re ready to take me back. I’ll text your dad to pick me up when we start wrapping up. You need to get back for debrief or start preparing for quali.”

“Yeah, I should probably eat something,” Ollie said to himself as he scratched the back of his neck. He had never had to go into qualifying without you, so he was a bit nervous. However, he totally understood that this was something you needed to do. “I’ll get on pole for you.”

“I expect you in the top 22, nothing less,” You joked as you both said goodbye and hung up the call. You headed back inside as they started giving you the rundown on how the surgery would occur. For once, you were thankful for scheduling your appointment in the morning and not eating beforehand. Just before they would put you under, you decided to call Ollie’s dad. It didn’t take long for him to answer.

“Hey, Y/n,” David greeted immediately as he walked toward the back of the garage, “Need me to pick you up? That was awfully quick.”

“Actually no,” You chuckled nervously. “Don’t tell Ollie until after quali, but I’m getting my wisdom teeth out right now. If we tell him, he’s going to freak out.”

“Was this the plan the whole time?” He asked, quieting down as Ollie walked by nonethewiser. He was finishing up before he would be getting in the car, so he had enough on his plate, in your opinion.

“No, I just found out that the jaw pain I thought was the start of TMJ was actually my wisdom teeth growing inwards,” You explained with a smile as you watched your dentist finish setting everything out. “Listen, David, I’ll need you to pick me up in like an hour. Maybe after qualifying break it to him? Or just let him figure it out when I’m loopy. I really don’t care.”

“I’ll take care of him, don’t worry,” David reassured as he saw Ollie gesturing for him to come over before he would get in the car. “Have them call me when you’re done, and we’ll pick you up.”

You thanked him before ending the call and heading into the back where the operation would take place. 

The qualifying session went by quickly for Ollie because it was basically a one-lap shot. Right after the first laps, it started pouring rain, so when Ollie was at the top of the timing page, no one was able to beat him. He tried to call you as soon as he got out of the car, but every call went straight to voicemail. It freaked him out a little, but he brushed it off, thinking you were still getting your cleaning. It wasn’t until his dad was ushering him to change and get to the car park almost as soon as he wrapped up media that he started thinking something was wrong. Ollie sat nervously in the passenger seat as his dad drove in silence, which was completely unusual for him, so he decided to try and break the tension.

“So, dad,” He dragged out as he looked over at his dad. They pulled up to a red light, and David looked at Ollie. “Where are we going?”

“The dentist,” David said simply as he moved the car into first gear when the light changed. “We need to pick Y/n up.”

“Shouldn’t they have finished up during quali?” Ollie asked before muttering to himself, “I thought they would have been in the garage by the end of media.”

“They had to get some work done,” David responded. It was light-hearted, so Ollie wasn’t too worried. When they pulled up, he parked the car but made no move to get out for a second, causing Ollie to look over confused. “They had to get their wisdom teeth out.”

“What? Why didn’t you tell me?” Ollie freaked out, immediately getting out of the car and trying to reach the front door before his dad. Unfortunately for him, his dad anticipated this and beat him to the punch by blocking the door. “Dad, let me in.”

“No, you need to understand why we didn’t tell you,” David pressed as he put a hand on Ollie's shoulder and sheered him back toward the car. “They didn’t want you to be nervous in qualifying. It’s getting to the end of your season, and next year, you’ll be in F1. Everyone’s eyes are on you, and the last thing they wanted was for you to get nervous and risk your position in the championship.”

“That makes no sense! I wouldn’t have thrown the session!” Ollie disputed as he threw his hands up.

“Oh, please,” David tsked, “You almost crashed the car when you found out they had a headache a few months ago. Of course, you wouldn’t completely compromise your qualifying session knowing they were getting surgery. That sounds totally believable to me.” 

“Maybe you have a point,” Ollie mumbled as he dripped his hands to his sides in defeat. He looked back over to his dad as he sighed, “Can we go in now?”

“Are you going to cause a scene?”

“No.”

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POV Switch-Third POV

All the while, Y/n was just waking up. The team had wrapped up the surgery at the end of qualifying and called David, saying he didn’t need to rush since they still needed to ween Y/n off of the meds and they still needed to pass the memory tests.

Y/n didn’t remember even waking up, but they did semi-register people walking in, around, and out of their room. Most of them were dentists or nurses checking their vitals, but then two people walked in that didn’t look like a dentist or nurse. It was Ollie and David, but Y/n was still too out of it to recognize them (or what they were saying to be honest).

“So they’ll be a little loopy for a while,” one of the dentists said to David, causing him to nod. Ollie had already taken a seat beside you and was holding your hand. The dentist then took David out of the room to talk about how to help clean the wounds and give him a list of foods that Y/n could eat while recovering. Ollie wanted to say something, anything to Y/n but they ended up talking before him.

“Whoever is your significant other is lucky because damn you’re hot,” Y/n chuckled slightly as they fell back against the pillows and smiled sleepily as they looked at him. “They’re like really lucky.”

“Well, you’ll be happy to know that you’re my significant other,” Ollie chuckled with them as he brought their hands up to kiss their knuckles.

“No way!” Y/n said as loud as the gauze in their mouth could allow as their eyes almost fell out of their head. “You’re telling me I bagged you?!”

“You bagged me,” Ollie chuckled in disbelief. He was upset at first that Y/n didn’t tell him sooner, but he couldn’t find it in himself to be mad at them, especially when they said something like that. “If I tell you a word, can you remember it for me?”

“Anything for you, handsome,” Y/n shamelessly flirted as they leaned in a little closer to prop their head against Ollie’s free hand that was resting by their head. 

“The word is ‘pole’,” Ollie said, and Y/n repeated it a couple of times before nodding that they understood it. “Okay, how are you feeling now?”

“I’m feeling tired. I wanna sleep. I wanna eat. I’m hungry. I want someone to tell me what place Ollie is in for the race tomorrow,” Y/n ranted before gasping toward the end, remembering the qualifying session they missed. In the haze, Y/n’s brain never connected that Ollie was sitting in front of them as they went on a rant. “Ollie Bearman is my favorite driver, and I wanna know where he placed. Do you know Ollie?”

“I know of him, yeah,” Ollie said as he bit back a laugh. There was no way he was witnessing this. “I think I know where he placed.”

“Where?” Y/n gasped as they tried to sit up in the bed, but the vitals machine started going off, causing a few personnel to walk in, but Ollie was already pushing them back.

“What was the word from earlier?”

“Pole?” Y/n said confused before it finally connected, “Wait, pole position?”

“Yup, he’s on pole for the feature race,” Ollie smiled at their enthusiasm. “Now, what’s my name?”

“What’s your name? CareBear?”

“Well, yes, but what’s my real name?” 

“Oliver,” Y/n dragged out before the fog cleared enough for them to make the connection. “Wait! Ollie, my CareBear! You’re Ollie!”

“I am,” Ollie chuckled as he leaned over to place a kiss on Y/n’s forehead while the dentists started removing wires and needles from Y/n, so they could leave. Ollie wrapped an arm around their shoulder, knowing Y/n didn’t like needles. He took to whispering reassurance in their ear until they were cleared to leave. Ollie then asked, “You still sleepy?”

Y/n didn’t respond as they were already asleep, so when all of the paperwork was signed, Ollie picked Y/n up to carry them to the car.  The entire ride to the hotel, Y/n was asleep against Ollie’s shoulder until David pulled into the parking spot. That’s when Y/n woke up, stretching their arms above their head.

“I still wanna sleep,” Y/n whined as they leaned back against Ollie. “My legs feel like jelly.”

“I can always carry you again,” Ollie commented already getting out of the car and moving around to help Y/n out. As soon as Y/n stepped out, Ollie’s arm was lifting up their legs to carry them up to their room. Thankfully, David was already leading the way and opening doors for them.

“You’re really working for that Boyfriend Of The Year award, aren't you?” Y/n teased as they plopped their head against Ollie’s shoulder.

“I didn’t know I was in the running,” Ollie joked back as he left a kiss on their nose.

“You’re always in the running,” Y/n pouted before going on another tangent, “Y’know, I’d love to kiss you, but I can’t really feel my lips so I don’t know how that would go.”

“I’ll give you a kiss when you don’t have bloody gauze in your mouth,” Ollie said as he walked up to the door. “Does that sound like a deal?”

“Add some ice cream or smoothies and you’ve got a deal.”

“You can’t drink from a straw, so no smoothies.”

“Buzzkill.”

“Not a buzzkill,” Ollie said simply as he set Y/n down on the bathroom counter, so he could change their gauze. “We’re not risking you getting dry socket.”

“Kissass.”

“How does that make me a kissass?” Ollie chuckled as he helped Y/n down from the counter and to the bed. Ollie fixed the pillows around them to make them comfortable before grabbing an icepack from the freezer. 

“You know the judge of the Boyfriend Of The Year award, and you’re kissing their ass,” Y/n chuckled as they leaned back into the pillows and took the icepacks from Ollie, immediately pressing them against their face. “Let me say, you’re winning.”

“I would hope so,” Ollie retorted, “I should be the only one in the running!”

~~~~~

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[derailedinsert]

Which characters are super into period sex? Like not just tolerant of it but full on feral vampire mode when their partner is bleeding. (also I hope your wisdom tooth removal went well <3)

. 𖦹 Period Sex 🩸

bottom ! afab reader

top ! jack krauser

top ! carlos oliveira

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:: 🚪 | Carlos Oliveira 𓈒

• This one is probably unexpected, I know. But when Carlos finally finds that special someone in his life, everything about them is attractive to him, and he will worship any aspect of you that you consent to.

• He will not rest unless your raging hormones are satisfied. Once he found out about your interest in sex during your cycles, he sat himself in front of a computer for hours and researched how to properly care and pleasure you. The last thing he wants is to hurt you (unless you ask, wink wink), and he wants to make this awful time of the month absolutely mindblowing for you.

• You might be hesitant at first when Carlos suggests giving you head on your period, it's understandable. Messy, especially for him, since you aren't going to be the one cleaning things up when your cramps take over. Even if just the thought of it makes your core spasm and ache with need, you wouldn't do that to him.

• Oh, but he insists. Carlos is a pretty gentle lover, very tender and caring. He caters to your every need, but you didn't realize just how intense that motivation was for him.

• If you show any doubt, he will guide you, and show you just how much he wants you in return. Slowly kissing down your sensitive tummy, his thumbs gently massaging into your hips. If his beard tickles you, he'll lick your giggly fit away. God, just seeing that tongue work anywhere on your body would make you breathless.

• The main event would come all too slow for your liking, but Carlos would be just as desperate as you were. Admittedly, the position change would be jarring. Sudden, strong biceps and forearms wrapped around your thighs, hoisting you off your back. Carlos would take a moment to lay down before manhandling you again from below, pulling you over his face. His chin digging into your clit, his nose slotted against your wet heat, and his tongue ruthlessly lapping between your folds.

• He doesn't mind the copper taste, working with Umbrella was messy and the average Monday shift ended with unwanted blood coated on his lips and tongue. There was no avoiding it, and eventually the taste became familiar.

• But, knowing this blood comes from you? It wouldn't even make him hesitate before plunging his tongue inside of you, exploring your hot, needy insides. All that's on his mind is how lovely you feel, squirming on his face, throbbing around his tongue. Your whimpers as you grab at his chest for stability, begging him for more. That kind of sensitivity from you is special, and he won't let you go until he's either suffocating, or you genuinely need a break.

:: 🗡 | Jack Krauser 𓈒

[CW: Dubcon]

• This guys a lot less tender about period sex.

• Krauser craves the bloodshed of battle, or his partner at home. Knifeplay would already be a giant turn on for him, so seeing you bleed is a special occasion for him. But, having an entire week dedicated to bringing you to bloody agony? God can't help him at that point.

• Seeing that thick, warm blood pool onto whatever surface he found quickest would drive him crazy. Such a sensitive area, causing you so much discomfort. Your thighs twitching and hips jolting from his gloves invading you, spreading your outer labia for him.

• His breathing would be inhuman, staggered and rough. "Yeah," He'd rasp, "that's a sight. You're begging for it, aren't you?"

• On the outside, no, you had shown no interest. You had just wanted to visit him, looking for any source of comfort, even if you knew looking to Krauser was a bad idea. But hormones did what hormones do best, and especially on your period, you couldn't help yourself from nodding, dazed and wanting. His voice always did the worst to you.

• Your legs would be roughly thrown over his broad shoulders, his nails carving half moons into your back. Your bare ass would immediately come flush with the hardness in his combat pants, his selfish grin telling you all you needed to know as you reached between you two.

• The position was uncomfortable, causing your shoulders to strain as you unbuckled his belt and unzipped his pants, struggling to tug down his underwear.

• Your useless attempts would only keep him amused for so long. Embarrassment was worth the trouble, but not when your bleeding pussy was on display like this. He would grunt, his hands leaving their assist on your thighs, leaving you to hug his neck with your ankles to stay balanced.

• He'd fish out his cock in no time, letting your bloody need slide against it, coating him in your juices until it dripped down his length and stained his balls.

• "You're in deep," Krauser would roughly dig a digit against your clit, making you squeal beneath him, reaching out to grip at his biceps while you wailed. "You did this to yourself. That's right. You're just a succubus, and you think I'm your toy. Well," His laugh would be deeply mocking, his cockhead finally kissing against your aching hole. "You've got me."

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[A/N pt.1]: I don't even like Krauser as a character. I do not know why he keeps begging me to write him, it's not my fault.

[A/N pt.2]: also, thank you anon. I've been in a tremendous amount of pain, but I finally called in to the doctor and got some narcotics to help. So, I can actually sit down and write. Yay, horny! 🎉

[practically-an-x-man]

This is so random but I saw this tiktok about oc questions you should be answering for yourself to figure out your ocs better, and one of them was "is your oc's teeth straight or more crooked? Did they have braces etc" and it's actually kinda interesting and I think says a lot about a person/character

So... if you want I'm giving you a free pass to tell me about your ocs' teeth if that's something that intrigues you

Oh thank you!

This is an interesting question to ask, especially when it comes to OCs that have faceclaims. Like... most of them just have the teeth their faceclaim has, right? Though I think there are a few things I could say here, so thanks for sharing!

Rae has definitely had a tooth knocked out before, but thankfully it was a baby tooth and the adult tooth grew in just fine. Aside from that, it's not anything special. She does still have her wisdom teeth as an adult - they didn't grow in impacted enough to need removal, and her phobia/discomfort with the idea of being put under anesthesia meant it wasn't worth it until it was causing her pain.

Gia's teeth definitely have some wear and tear - not cavities, just physical wear - from anxiously grinding her teeth and being too agoraphobic to convince herself to visit the dentist. Enamel isn't something her clover repairs, so it is something she'll have to get medical attention for. Once she meets Kate, though, she can finally convince herself to go and get that looked at (since she trusts Kate to stay at the flower shop and keep an eye on the clover for her).

Just as Eris can regrow limbs, they can regrow teeth as well. It takes a while, and usually it's easier to pick up the lost tooth if they can and reattach it, but it happens. And eventually, when one of their teeth gets too worn (like really too worn), their body will just reject it and a new one will emerge, like a shark. They've been around for over a thousand years, and that's a lot of wear and tear, if he didn't regrow teeth then he'd just have a mouthful of dentures.

Jimmy has a gold tooth, though it's not really visible unless he opens his mouth really wide. He had it pulled due to a severe cavity when he was a teenager, and gold teeth were incredibly popular for dental replacements at the time (it was even a fashion trend to cap the incisors and canines with gold if you were wealthy enough to afford it!).

Vivienne's teeth in her human form appear almost jarringly perfect, at least for her time period. They're very straight and very white, though that's not how she grew up. As a kid, her teeth were crooked and normal, but something about the siren transformation also changed aspects of her human appearance (since sirens are meant to lure people in with their beauty/sexual appeal, the magic corrected the "imperfections" in her normal appearance). Its teeth are straighter, its skin is clear of blemishes and scars, its hair is soft and wavy regardless of how long it's spent doused in seawater, etc.. Vivienne thought that was nice at first, but the longer it goes on, the more aware she becomes of the subtle body horror of it all. It might not be too off-putting for the modern age, but for the time period it's in where scars and crooked teeth are all the norm, all that physical "perfection" is just wrong.

^ And when it's in its siren form, its teeth are also much sharper, which is unnerving of its own right

[leezlelatch]

Okay it's been forever since I've requested anything from anyone but damn, am I in pain right now. I just got my wisdom teeth removed five hours ago and my lip is still numb which is kinda freaking me out but whatever. This is fine.

How do you think Copia would react?

Tooth pain can be some of the worst pain of your life, and I can only imagine what you’re going through! I’m sorry, friend! I hope you find relief soon.

Copia Reacting to an S/O Who Has Oral Surgery -

🐀 - Oh, Copia is NO STRANGER to tooth pain.

🐀 - He’s had a couple fillings in his lifetime from all those sneaky snacks. Doesn’t stop him though.

🐀 - First off, he’d be worried about the procedure and be totally put off that the oral surgeon won’t let him in the room with you. He just wants to hold your hand and tell you he’s there. That everything will be okay.

🐀 - He’s bought every kind of pain relief under the sun, loads of Orajel. He keeps a tube in his pocket and carries around a bottle of paracetamols in case you need pain relief at any time.

🐀 - The man would be so tender when you come out of the procedure. He’s gentle and whispers sweet Italian nothings into your ear as he takes you out to the car, an arm wrapped securely around you, hand cradling one of yours. Don’t worry, he took care of everything and paid any expenses.

🐀 - You’re woozy and silly and he’s caught between wanting to snuggle you into his arms because you’re so adorable and his heart is about to jump out of chest, or laugh himself hoarse.

🐀 - You proceed to inform him of every sweet or wicked thought you have about him, following it up with, “Don’t tell Copia.” He promises never to say a word. He’s also blushing fire engine red - is it possible to explode from such incredible love?

🐀 - Getting you home means a pillow blanket nest he’s created on his bed for you that fits two. He makes sure you have everything you need before pulling you in for the deepest, sweetest cuddles known to man. Every so often he’d brush a very gentle thumb across your cheek or delicately cradle your jaw as he whispers how brave you were today and to let him know if you need anything.

🐀 - When the pain starts, he’s quite distraught, internally. And there’s a brief moment of panic that makes his stomach flip because seeing you in any kind of discomfort is something he very quickly realizes he HATES. Nevertheless, your Copia is ready with all the medicines and love and care, and the man even tries to get you to bite down on a tea bag because “it’s supposed to help.”

🐀 - He’ll try to assuage any fears you have, and assure you that he will do whatever he has to to make sure you’re okay. And try to make you laugh with a funny story about his own dental experiences. Overall, it’s important to him that you know you’re safe, he has you, he’s not letting you go, and that he’ll guide your through any pain.

I hope you feel better! And I hope this provides some sort of comfort!

[antisociallilbrat]

Wisdom Teeth Poly Losers HCs

I got my wisdom teeth out recently and :)) I am in so much pain bc what was suppose to be a simple surgery turned into fuck shit bc ofc I had to have complicated teeth :))) my bottom teeth were on my nerve line and the dentist didn't realize this until they were pulling my bottom teeth out- I was awake too, just numb :) anyways enjoy some headcannons for what I think would happen with the Losers getting their wisdom teeth out

So this is set in my Poly losers universe and when they're young adults most of the losers have to get their wisdom teeth removed

The exceptions are Richie because his dad was a dentist so he had them removed in high school and also Eddie because of his mom

Eddie didn't even need his removed but of course his mom had them done anyways :/ I think also because of her he had them removed first, a year or so before Richie

This leaves Mike, Stan, Bev, Ben, and Bill who needs to get their removed

What prompts this is Bill, who a tooth ache and refused to go the dentist. Due to his parent's neglect he never really went to the dentist so he doesn't see why he has to go now

It takes Eddie threatening to forcefully drag Bill there himself for him to finally go

And yes Eddie goes with Bill and yes Eddie holds his hand during the appointment because Bill won't admit it but he's a little scared of those tools

Turns out one of Bill's wisdom teeth are infected and need to removed asap

So when they get home to discuss scheduling Bill's surgery with the others, Bill's worried and Mike being Mike graciously mentions how he still needs to get his removed to agrees to do it with Bill

This gives Stan the idea that- Hey they're starting to have a bit of extra income, might as well go get everyone else's done too

They're going to have Mike and Bill go first and then the next weekend Bev and Ben and THEN Stan will go

There's no reason he decided he would go last

Any who Bill and Mike's surgery happens and Bill is the BIGGEST BABY who clings to Mike the moment they get in the car

They're both drugged up and Mike goes to kiss Bill bc 'oh no his baby' and poor Ben has to get into the back between Mike and Bill to keep them from accidently hurting themselves

Bill and Mike just both end up clinging to Ben and the moment they get home won't let Ben leave them

They both proceed to pass out on Ben on the couch

Ben doesn't mind

Also I love the idea of Richie spoon feeding Mike and Bill with mocking pouty faces and going like 'Oooo does Billy Willy and Mikey Wikey hurt?'

Mike laughs (the best that he can) at Richie and Bill throws a pillow at him

He misses

Otherwise Mike and Bill heal up with little complications- Thanks to Stan and Eddie, and neither of them mind eating junk food like smoothing and apple sauce for a couple days

Oh also Bill ended having to braces a couple weeks after his surgery because he never got them in his teens and turns out he needed them- he's very upset about it

You can take the headcannon of young adult Bill with braces from my cold dead fists

The next weekend it's Ben and Bev's turn

Knowing what happened with Bill and Mike, after the surgery Bev and Ben ride home in separate cars

Richie rides in the back with Bev in the car she's in and drugged up Bev is OBSESSED with Richie's hair

Like she can't stop herself from running her hand through it and tugging on the curls

Richie finds this hilarious

Meanwhile Ben gets nauseous from the pain medicine :( bb is not having a good time and rides with his head in Bill's lap

But it turns out Ben probably has the easiest recovery of them all bc the next day he feels completely fine and can act like normal- aside from his mushy diet but he was already a big smoothie guy anyways

Poor Bev suffers

She's a texture person when it comes to food and Stan and Eddie has to fight to keep her from eating the wrong things bc she keeps trying to rush the healing process

The next week is worst than the actual surgery for her

The moment she gets the okay she can eat like normal though, all the Losers work together to cook her her favorite meal

And by all the Losers I mean Ben and Mike while the others help

Also she had to quit smoking during her heal week and that was absolute hell so she was very grouchy

Everyone- even Eddie- was happy when she got to light up again

Then it's Stan's turn for him to get his teeth out

He's very calm and composed and he trusts Eddie to take care of him since its Eddie and he's been helping Stan take care of the others

Turns out Stan's teeth are impacted which means a big ouch

But he's Stan and he'll be damned with unnecessary teeth are going to break him

He actually manages to sleep the whole way back and barely wakes up when Eddie changes his gauze- he goes back to sleep and sleeps till the next day

And then the next day he is in absolute pain and its like the pain meds aren't even working

He won't tell the Losers but they know. They all stick close by, particularly Richie and Bill since they both don't have day jobs

They know Stan is in pain because he actually allows the two dufoses to cuddle him in his bed- and he's usually not a cuddly guy

If one of them have to get up there's a Loser ready to replace them

Mike makes sure the mushy food Stan eats is till kosher <3

Stan very much loves his Losers bc he didn't have to say how much pain he was in, they just knew

Okay that's all, yes I know there's spelling/grammar errors. I'm in pain and on pain pills, whadda want from me?

[beyblaiddyd]

Semiannual depressing cocoa check in:

Washing machine broke and we cant afford to fix or replace it because we're too broke so we have to go back to either laundromat or another monthly rental on a new rent-to-own which either way we cant really afford

1 Wisdom tooth has finally fully erupted and is sandpapering the inside of my cheek but I cant afford to get it removed because I had to pay for my sister's crown to get replaced because my mom couldn't afford it and (no surprises here) my mom has failed to pay me back

Car needs an oil change and can't afford it

Elliptical finally gave out entirely so my one reliable way to get myself to work out is gone until I can find another one on a buy nothing group

Still need to see a podiatrist about my evil constantly painful toenail. Stomach problems that cause me to roll around on the floor in agony have also come back so should probably see a gastro before I get extremely sick but oh well

Well that's not even all of it but you get tha picture. Maybe I'll finally stop being a pussy and actually go donate plasma this time. Crossing my fingers that as I Adjust to the wisdom tooth it'll stop hurting and I just wont have to worry about that one somehow

[moonjxsung]

Accidentally empathized too hard with your wisdom tooth removal and had to go to the emergency dentist. I'm not even kidding. I woke up feeling like someone took an axe to my face, and it turns out there's inflammation in my jaw. Specialty dentist is closed until the 27th, so they just gave me painkillers and sent me home ⚰️⚰️⚰️ For Danish snacks, if you have trouble finding stuff in stores, the website hjemve.dk ships Danish snacks worldwide, and they have a decent selection Danish word fact: In Danish, frogs say "kvæk" and horses say "vrinsk" Finally, in the spirit of Christmas, Changbin should let me peg him. I feel very strongly about this. I'm a December baby too, I would allow the pegging to be a combination birthday-Christmas present, just this once. I think that's literally everything that was in my brain, so, merry Christmas to all who celebrate; Moon attracts good people, I love you all - 🐝

NAURRRR OH MY GOD :( get well soon bestie :((( we’ll both suffer the toothache together 😔 did they at least instruct you to put ice on it or anything? And are the painkillers helping?? I’m so sorry :(

AHHH that is SO good to know, thank you so much bestie 🫶 I’m definitely going to try out a few snacks when I have the chance (I have not stopped thinking about all your recommendations)

Also second the Changbin part. Heavily. I need him so bad.

Have the happiest of holidays my dear anon and I hope your teeth feel better soon :( 🩷💓🫶💘💖🎄🥺

[quinloki]

I am internally screaming over the braces oh my god. I would have been dead if I tried, I think my mother would have murdered me lmao.

As it is, I'm just lucky my stint with braces was surprisingly short. They straightened my top ones, realigned my bottom ones and then realised everything had to come off because I needed mouth surgery badly - that didn't get done correctly the first time so I had to sit through a second surgery that did get done correctly hallelujah.

Also had 3 of my wisdom teeth surgically removed bc although mine weren't directionally challenged they 1) didn't fit and 2) one of the trio especially was a beast, my x-ray is horrifying, it looks like a tooth and a half, at least.

I still can't imagine pulling off the braces myself. It's kind of a boss move in a way? Even if not a wise choice, haha.

It was certainly a flex, definitely not a *wise* one, but still.

And ugh, that sucks! Two surgeries cause they didn't do it right the first time >.< I'da been hard to deal with. They had to like pre-sedate me to sedate me for my surgery. I didn't handle needles well back then - like Severely not well, and they gave me laughing gas before they injected me to make me really loopy - and I was still in tears when they did that despite the gas.

xD I'm glad we've both come out of it with teeth that teeth at least lol

[bilestat]

Re: wisdom teeth removal! I got all four taken out about a month ago. Because I didn't know what to expect since no one I knew had them out recently, here's what my experience was like! Hope this is helpful! Search "face ice pack" on Amazon and get one. I also got a few extra ice packs so I could switch them out as needed. That thing was a life saver and kept my swelling fully down. I wore it on and off basically whenever I was awake. I lived on protein shakes, squeezy applesauce packets and oatmeal for a while (but oh god please heed the tags on that post don't fully be like me) until I felt like I could move on to things like mac and cheese/ other noodles. Pudding, ice cream and mashed potatoes were also in the rotation for that first week or so. I was also fully sedated for my procedure. 10/10 recommend even though I didn't get any of the fun anesthesia side effects... it actually made me sick right after I woke up but I was fine after that. Still would recommend because the last thing I remember before the procedure was saying "I don't feel anything yet" and then I was waking up. The painkillers they gave me for after also made me sick so I ended up just taking the extra strength ibuprofen they gave me. My jaw hurt for like 10 days after the surgery and that's pretty normal. You DO need to be careful about dry socket but if you follow the rules they give you when they send you home you should be good. The weirdest thing about that was that my front teeth would hurt, too. I got some Orajel and that helped with the other miscellaneous tooth pain I was having.

Good luck and I hope at least some of this is helpful! haha

first of all you're so sweet for sending me all of this, i really appreciate it 🥺💖

i will DEFINITELY be getting one of those icepacks, thank you!! i've been reading a bit about recovery from it but am so grateful to hear your experience!! and yeah omg i'm definitely gonna get them to knock me out, idk how anyone can do that with local anaesthesia, i have really bad anxiety and even regular fillings with local anaesthesia make me super nervous the entire time 😭 i'm definitely gonna try to manage on just ibuprofen too, i really don't want to take anything harder than that

i'm so sorry it hurt for ten whole days!! but i'm glad that you're through it now <3

[akindplace]

Just got my wisdom teeth out and I wanna ask, have you? How was it? I'm currently feeling pretty nice, not too tired or anything. The hospital staff was so nice to me that despite my fear of hospitals I very nice and safe, goes to show a little bit of kindness can go a long way :)

((also wanted to note the Tetris and traumatic memories thing you reblogged earlier has been proven false or at least dubiously believable))

Oh shit im gonna delete it. I thought it was interesting. I searched it just and it doesn’t show in a lot of reliable sources.

About the wisdom teeth, I have my four, I was told I didn’t need to remove them because my teeth were so small they didn’t risk making the ones I already had misaligned. I wore different types of braces for 13 years tho and broke the same tooth about 5 times (maybe six) so I’m no stranger to teeth pain. Most people told me that the swelling is really as annoying as the pain. I think if you’re from the US the type of anesthesia they give is different from the one they use here so I’m not sure. I’m really glad everyone was nice and that you are feeling okay! I hope it doesn’t bother you too much and that you sleep well tonight and that it heals soon!

[at0micc0la]

it's going to take more than my school for me to completely disappeared!! it isss, well till you figure out how much of assignments you get in one month (we we're both tricked noo(⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠). that's good, i mean nobody says you have to be motivated all the time. well even though you're going slow with your ideas I'm sure they'll be great, daydreaming is so cool tho, I'm in club "daydreaming is my life" not only does it bring your thoughts on something else but also help with your imagination and creativity!! my month was so full of work, i was home because of surgery so i also had a break but I'm workaholic so i never stop.

aw that's great! the most important task you can ever do is take care of yourself and I'm glad you've been trying your best ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ

i was it was the only other activity i was able to do!! aww that's great! thankfully it was late so i was up to watch every day, glad you still have few days to enjoy and relax(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤ oh it really did give so much drama, i was rooting for my boy spreen, and like right before the day 4 i was having bad feeling that today quackity or spreen will die.. not except the bloodbath that actually happened :( i was very happy with the finals since i love shadoune and sapnap so either way it was a win. i agree that it's so hypocrite. like in some way i get the reaction but.. like if you didn't wanted someone from English creators to win, why inviting them in the first place or joining the event.

it's been a while since i talked to someone so I'm sorry for my long answer>.< -🐈

I'm answering late!!! Today I had my first class and it was kinda boring.

How are you doing after surgery?? The closest to a surgery I've had it was my wisdom tooth removal and gods it's awfull, like you feel everything and how the try to pull it out ＞︿＜

Don't worry about answering "a lot" I love listening/ reading other people, and I'm like really socially awkard o(￣┰￣*)ゞ and I never know what to answer, I love when you come to my asks, you are really kind.

Also I went to eat fries w my friends to celebrate the new year, and there was a baby crying so loud, and the mom wan't able to calm them down, and as young adults w no kids we were all like 😐🧍‍♂️, and it got me thinking about how hard is to understand babies (kinda weird but I needed to get it out of my system

[hekkoto]

Updateeeeee~!

Heya darklings <3 Im coming with update, overall Im doing better so dont worry ;p In last days Im recovering from removal of wisdom tooth, quite problematic one to be honest – it was mostly under gums, at 45^ angle, right next to nerve ;p they had to force my gums away and they had to cut it into pieces to remove it >XD on first day I was in such excruciating pain I was almost walking on walls >XDDD thankfully it got better, I was sleeping for most of days on begining but Im feeling way better now ^^ last two days it hurts more again but I hope it will be fine soon ^^

Oh, Im starting therapy! I already had first session with new therapist and I I gonna have it once per week :> Im starting therapy which should be great for my borderline issues so maybe I will be able to have any progress when it comes to my stupid head. So far I told like half of my story, next appointment I gonna talk about past too so she will know on what we need to work the most. Tho she already told me I suffer from PTSD and that my childhood was really awful, we will also look what personality disorders I exactly have [cause yeah, borderline is sure but it seems there is moooore ;p]

Ye, my health is getting better, both physical and mental, when I have those downs its not that bad now and its easier to cope with. Also Im mostly on euphoric side ^^ yayayaya Im so happy! Of course, Im aware that my issues will need years to get better but at least Im moving forward ^^

And I will tell you something funny, lately me and my husband watch a lot of South Park aaand today I came to realisation... Im like fucking Cartman aaaaaaa >XD Like his behavior and mine have so many things in common >XD damn kill meeeeee XD tho dont worry, my marriage is doing fine, my husband really recognizes I try my best to show my love and affection and I work on myself to be less fucked up [I mean, I told him a lot before we even started dating, I just wanted him to be aware Im quite... problematic person ;p]

I should be fully back this or next week ^^ I have a lot of things waiting to be posted or finished since eternity lolz I have a lot of stuff that is awfully late but yeah, I gonna catch up soon ^^ I must do few more things like cleaning my flat, of course doctors cause I go there so often >XD but I feel like Im finally sorting out my life ^^ ye, Im positive things will get better <3 I again struggle with very often nightmares so my sleep is fucked up, like my insomnia is bad enough without it but now I struggle with often being super exhausted so I cant do too much at once. But step by step and I gonna do everything ^^

oh, I plan to make [probably few] videos cause I feel like I wanna talk about my past, my life, my health, my nightmares and other shit. Maybe someone would be interested and would find something they relate to and maybe it will be useful to anyone ;p if you have request about what you want me to talk just leave it in comment here ^^ and trust me, some of the stuff gonna be so fucked up >XD

Love ya pumpkins, stay tuned <3

[vanyelle]

So I'm gonna have to get 6 teeth removed (2 wisdom teeth, 2 back molars, and 2 supernumerary wisdom teeth). The molars are, unfortunately, not savable because the extra wisdom teeth have literally pushed the normal wisdom teeth into them, breaking them.

Surgeon is actually surprised I'm not constantly in pain.

Also his whole staff is surprised about the extra wisdom teeth.

Kids, if you're lucky enough to be on parents' insurance, get this done before you get booted off. "Oh, I don't need them out yet-" Yes, you do. Mine didn't erupt till my late 20s and I was young and immortal and consequences were for later. And those conses sure are quenching because due to my age/tooth root development, this is now a much more complicated surgery than it would have been if I'd just gotten it done in my 20s. There's a good chance of damage to my sinuses.

Please take care of yourselves because goddamn.

[fedorahead]

i deep cleaned my teeth yesterday (yeah shut up, brushing, flossing, rebrushing, i do it quarterly xD) and spent the rest of the day with a headache and feeling sore every time i bit something

it was less bad than last quarter though lmao

my system works weirdly well but man oh man is cleaning day annoying. after my braces/rubberbands fucked up my jaw and made divots in my teeth (i was taking perfect care of them for those 3 years, that wasn't on me) my teeth settled a little so they don't line up perfectly, and brushing removes the enamel for a while so they clack against each other and chip more for a few days.

my derpself decided to bite off a clothes tag from a stuffy and i totally failed and thought it'd garrotted my tooth but it turned out it was just an impact snap sensation and the tooth was fine thank the gods

today i can feel some enamel coming back which is good.

anyway, considering white strips again because even though they don't remove the flouride overdose stains on my front teeth (from young young childhood) they do make the lines around them less prominent

my approach to teeth is probably the most societally deviant thing i actually do/believe, as i don't trust dentists and having every claim they made at me when i was small disproven definitely did not help, but *shrug* my system works. i've got fillings from childhood and a cap from my teen years, and one of my teeth has some damage i think from sugar, but i went in to a dentist at 15 and they listed nearly 20 cavities they said i had, did work on 3 of them and tried to scare me into brushing my teeth more but since i was actually doing that regularly at that point all they did was traumatize me against dentists (they pulled out a syringe with metal finger rings and said they needed to use the bigger one because i had neglected my mouth so much, which absolutely freaked the shit outta me and didn't even fucking work because i don't process anaesthetic), so i stopped doing anything with my teeth at all and then i went back to a dentist when i was living in oregon and the number of cavities had gone down to like 2 or 3?

anyway it's weird because people with EDS often have bad teeth, and i've always had hyper sensitive teeth, and in adulthood i developed a peppermint allergy so i have to use a special hard to find toothpaste, but since i stopped brushing them regularly i have less cavities, less canker sores, they're way less sensitive to temperatures (sugar hurts but it always has and that's a good reminder not to have too much lol), i cut my tongue less, and i have less headaches. i will probably need work done on the tooth that has damage, but right now it's not getting worse and doesn't generally hurt. the main places i have had issues are when i needed a root canal because they filled a tooth without cleaning it properly, and the cap from that has a weird lip under it... and when they "filled" a "cavity" between my two front teeth they left a glob of extremely textured dental cement that i had to break down over a year or too just so my tongue would stop getting cut to fuck on it. that was hellacious.

anyway, out of everyone i know, i still have all my teeth save the wisdom teeth they removed in its own traumatic, bone-shard-discovering arc. so the system works. not the dentistry system, my weird ass hippie approach to tooth care system.

also my toothpaste is flouride free and i don't drink flouridated water unless i have to. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

we have a vague theory that having too much flouride as a little kid gave me superteeth, but that wouldn't explain the damage done by brushing, dentists, and oh gods, mouthwash, that was the worst.

[queenwendy]

Yeah I’m not 100% certain a piece is still in there but my gum on that one is still kinda lumpy. Never had a dentist look at it but I always kinda wondered. Oh, also, cleaning out the holes in one’s gums after wisdom tooth removal SUCKS. But it has to be done because you do NOT want food and junk in there when it closes up. I also swallowed a tooth as a kid lol, it came out in my cereal. I have no idea how long it was in me but it passed just fine; getting one trapped in a trachea for a months sounds incredibly unpleasant.

I’m not catholic so IDK anything about rosaries, but if the hail mary teeth are mostly wisdom teeth from people you love, maybe the our father teeth and centerpiece could be from animals? Obviously that would require like, an animal to need dental work or be dead, which sound scary and very sad respectively, but if a pet died maybe their teeth would work? I dunno if that’s morbid and horrifying or inappropriate though, just a thought. As for a big centerpiece, maybe a shark tooth? I know that wouldn’t have any special symbolism but they’re big and cool looking. If you’re going for something more cross shaped, you could always literally cross two little bones together. I dunno where you’d get such bones that would be meaningful, but that would be on theme.

As for 100% serious tooth rosary, that’s honestly not the strangest thing I’ve seen in a religious context (I was raised UU) so you’re good, that just took me by surprise.

Your thought process is fascinating actually, and it seems really meaningful. It honestly makes it less gross, and the idea of seeing it as a Memento Mori specifically because humans are slowly evolving to not have wisdom teeth/we get them removed is a really interesting angle. I am very excited to see what becomes of this project.

i am getting my wisdom teeth out today. pray for me (pls ask specifically that they don't break them and shall hand them to me intact after) thank you <3