#oh honey no

[edgecallskating]

My condolences to the woman seated ahead of me who was googling “Paul Poirier single” during the ice dance warm up.

[fefeflufflebutt]

Babygurl just gonna stare like that until he gets a little wink. Not sus at all.

[walmart-sekai]

OH. OH NO.

MAN I KNEW HIS MEMORY WAS MESSED UP BUT I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS LIKE. I DIDN’T KNOW HE SOMETIMES DIDN’T KNOW WHO SHE WAS.

OH KANADE.

OH NO

[absolutelybifurious]

did i just write the best buddie sex scene i've ever written or am i about to read this back and realize i was operating in a fugue state and question whether i should ever write again?

[teamappare]

Man I'm sitting here drawing one of my dnd characters, thinking about her character arc (as I do), and I've realized she needs a domestication arc before she gets a redemption arc, this bitch bites, like, my god woman

Anyway here's a doodle I did of her during my psychology class

[murasaki-cha]

..................

[chickensarentcheap]

The discord of “you’re not a real woman if you don’t have a girl hard-on for the Barbie movie’ is really...interesting. 

It does make me happy to see so many of my mutuals excited about it though! Just miss me with the whole ‘you’re not a real woman if...’ about any topic.

[tau1tvec]

[madamspeaker]

Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi (7th April, 2023)

[roamwithahungryheart]

I'm sorry, Cher's boyfriend is HOW OLD?!

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

as someone who hates the cycle of neverending reboots we are in, it is kind of a shame the Conan franchise fumbled their bag as badly as they did in 2011. Momoa was a good get, too bad they couldn't get it together as far as any other aspect of that movie was concerned.

[badassbutterfly1987]

(in the recent chapter of ACiaG)

Justine: Life's not ideal, especially with the chronic illness but I'm pretty happy with the life we're making.

(meanwhile)

Thomas: Justine's lifespan is too short and I don't want to outlive her and our child by a thousand years. Maybe Cousin Jameson, a stranger that I suspect has a conflict with my father, has answers. I'm sure the Council won't notice if I bend the Laws. This is a flawless plan.

[measuresderepo]

If I should lose her how shall I regain?

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

[wastedonthesebutterflies]

tammy baby

[mischievous-thunder]

Poor little emotionally stubborn feral old kitty :"3