#oh honey no

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[edgecallskating]

My condolences to the woman seated ahead of me who was googling “Paul Poirier single” during the ice dance warm up.

[fefeflufflebutt]

Babygurl just gonna stare like that until he gets a little wink. Not sus at all.

[walmart-sekai]

OH. OH NO.

MAN I KNEW HIS MEMORY WAS MESSED UP BUT I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS LIKE. I DIDN’T KNOW HE SOMETIMES DIDN’T KNOW WHO SHE WAS.

OH KANADE.

OH NO

[absolutelybifurious]

did i just write the best buddie sex scene i've ever written or am i about to read this back and realize i was operating in a fugue state and question whether i should ever write again?

[teamappare]

Man I'm sitting here drawing one of my dnd characters, thinking about her character arc (as I do), and I've realized she needs a domestication arc before she gets a redemption arc, this bitch bites, like, my god woman

Anyway here's a doodle I did of her during my psychology class

[murasaki-cha]

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[chickensarentcheap]

The discord of “you’re not a real woman if you don’t have a girl hard-on for the Barbie movie’ is really...interesting. 

It does make me happy to see so many of my mutuals excited about it though! Just miss me with the whole ‘you’re not a real woman if...’ about any topic.

[tau1tvec]

[madamspeaker]

Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi (7th April, 2023)

[measuresderepo]

If I should lose her how shall I regain?

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

[wastedonthesebutterflies]

tammy baby

[mischievous-thunder]

Poor little emotionally stubborn feral old kitty :"3

[britcision]

Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”

The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned

The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine

Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her

[mixology-expert]

*Drunkie holds the glass and lightly hits it on the table*

Bottoms up.

*And he starts chugging*

@drunk-an0n

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