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[thirddeadlysin]

take my uquiz to find out which insane fictional man you could fix. 

[ducklooney]

Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Unca Donald! Unca Donald!" Donald Duck: "What's the matter? Can't you see I'm busy." Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Is Santa coming to visit us? We've been good this year." Donald: "I don't know, boys, um…you've been really mean to me this year. You're going to be labeled naughty this year." Huey, Dewey and Louie: "But Uncle Donald! We've been really nice to you all along. We haven't defied you like we did last year! Boo…(They cry.) Sorry Uncle Donald, we're not worthy of you. (They then hug him.)" Donald Duck: "Oh, my boys. Don't worry, I'm here for you." Scrooge as Santa Claus: "Hohohohoho…Merry Chrriiiiiiiistmansssss for you!" Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Hey, Santa Claus is here!" Donald: "Hmm…" Scrooge as Santa Claus: "Here's a present for you boys." Huey Duck: "What's this?! Yuck! Moldy cheese?!" Dewey Duck: "This is a chewed-up book!" Louie Duck: "I got a torn teddy bear." Huey: "Seriously, I don't believe you're the real Santa Claus." Scrooge as Santa Claus: "Uh, I…ugh….That's what I found on the street." Flintheart Glomgold as Santa Claus: "Ho-ho-ho-ho. Merry Christmas to you all! Here's a present for you" Scrooge as Santa Claus Claus: "What?! Another Santa Claus?!" Huey: "Yay! I finally got the real present I wanted. Darkwing Duck comic." Dewey: "I got a Gizmoduck comic." Louie: "And I got a Duck Avenger comic." Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Thank you Santa! You're actually the real one, not that fake one. (Hugs Glomgold not knowing he's Santa)" Donald Duck: "Hahahahahahaha…Uncle Scrooge, but you got called out, it seems the boys prefer the other Santa Claus over you." Scrooge as Santa Claus: "That's enough! Kill me bagpipes! Glomgold, you can take everything from me, but not my grandnephews, you bastard." Glomgold: "Heheheheheheh…Your stinginess got to you so I did it my way." Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Glomgold?! Unca Scrooge?!" John D. Rockerduck as Santa Claus: "I'm coming too, boys! Hohohohoh…Merry Christmas to all of you! Here are some real presents for you boys!" Huey, Dewey and Louie: "Toys! Yeeeahhh!" Scrooge: "Rockerduck, do you think we're idiots that we don't know it's you?!" Rockerduck: "You two idiots don't know anything about Christmas and you're saving your money too much. I know better how to give than you two idiots. Because money isn't everything to me. Hahahahahah…" Scrooge: "You think you're going to spend all your wealth on giving. That's a good try." Rockerduck: "Just try, Scrooge. I'd still have a fortune left if I spent some of it on all the presents for children all over the world." Donald Duck: "Oh, brother! What clowns and morons." Huey Duck: "Unca Donald, get out of their way. You can see them competing to see who can give us the most presents." Dewey Duck: "But there's no greater present…" Louie Duck: "…than you, Unca Donald." (Then they all hug their uncle, while the three billionaire ducks fight over who's the better Santa Claus)

[copias-cape]

Heyo!! For the question thingy: 10, 16, 19, 48, 97, and 100. Thanks babe! 🥰

WELL HELLO NONNY, look at you and your gorgeous spherical grey head.

10. Biggest turn onsOh ho ho ho hohohohoh. I am in love with hands. Hands are my thing. I also am hugely attracted to thiccer people. I love curves and thighs and hhh. How far do I go with this? Hmm.. I mean emotionally if someone is open and communicative that’ll do it for me. In the bedroom if you’re not afraid to get a little spicy that’s a plus too ;) Oh and you have to laugh, because honestly life is ridiculous.16. Favorite movie:Already answered!19. Middle name:OH MAN okay it’s Bridgett. Spelled that way. I dislike it muchly.48. Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?Oh all the time. When I was a teen I would skip school a lot to go to the movies by myself. 97. Have you ever cheated on a test?Huh you know? I don’t know. Oh! We used to have to memorize and recite French things for class and I would just hold my book under the table. Now I’m living in a French province and struggling because I was a shitty student and learned nothing- KARMA YOU BITCH.100. Give us one thing about you that no one knows.Oh man, that’s a thinker. I’m a pretty open book! I really can’t think of anything interesting or substantial that NO ONE knows. But one time I did wear a ball gown to school (like, randomly. I used to wear weird shit to school, one time I dressed head-to-toe like a hobbit just...cuz. I also wore pj pants so much that the entire school had to have them banned...) And I had to go to gym class and my teacher made me tend goal in a voluptuous ball gown with elbow length white gloves.

[crying-saeyoung]

Saeyoung for x. Love that p&r ref btw I love that show

I LOVE IT TOO SKJGHDFKJGB 

X: What’s their most petty little secret?

oh. oh ho. OH HOHOHOHOH. Saeyoung has so many, but one he refuses to tell another living soul is when he drunkingly made out with Zen and was SO CLOSE to getting in bed with him. Zen doesn’t remember a thing. Saeyoung made sure of that.