#oh dude yeah 100%

[sallymew4]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING RIGHT FUCKING NOW

EVERYBODY SHUT UP IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[premaritalhug]

I did it. He looks like he plays Magic: The Gathering.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

after being hyperfixated on a media that barely had content that i had to milk for so long til i got sick of it getting into cherik was a breath of fresh air THERES SO MUCH CONTENT IT MAKES ME SO GIDDY and it doesn’t stop

cherik is a double edged sword because there is a lot of history adn canon material to enjoy and love And I Love It but there's so much history and canon material like yeah you WILL be here for five years reading all of it and theres a great chance youre going to run into a lot of bollocks but lookit them....

[flowery-laser-blasts]

Just saying, if they included a DoomV pimp-your-ride montage with Rob Zombie's 'Dragula' playing in the background in the episode Stealwheels, then that would've been my second favourite episode.

Of course they wouldn't do that... but imagine

👁👄���� it would've been perfection.

[umilily]

waking up from a poorly timed nap to my friend once more making the worst possible life choices

[mwagneto]

drivers behind you when you're going the speed limit be like HONNKKK HONK HONK HONK BEEEEEEP HONKKK FUCK YOU YOU DON'T GET IT I COULD BE GOING 15 METERS PER SECOND INSTEAD OF 13 METERS PER SECOND (AND STILL END UP AT THE SAME RED LIGHT AS YOU) I HOPE YOU DIEEEE GRRRR ARGH HRRGHRH GRRR LET ME RUN OVER 17 SCHOOLCHILDREN SO I CAN GET HOME 5 SECONDS EARLIER GRRRRRR GRRRRRRR ARGRGHRG DIE

[erythristicbones]

i like when i think im gonna be totally normal about some OC writing and then my brain has entirely different plans. like i truly feel sometimes that the OC hijacks my brain to make sure i get them right

[windmillcrusader]

just got peer reviewed to hell and back gamers

[rainbowangel110]

@candyskiez HI HELLO OH MY GOD I CAN"T LAUGH IT"S 12 AM BUT LOOK OH MY GOD

[ID: A scene from the Mob Psycho 100 stageplay. Reigen raises a fist in front of Shou, looking stressed and infuriated, but he turns and walks away. He pulls his hand back to himself and chants, “I’m an adult, I’m an adult, I’m an adult, I’m an adult–” He turns back around and flings a pointed finger at Shou, looking like he’s at his wit’s end as he shouts, “– but I’m well within my rights to be pissed off right now!” End ID]

RJSHASERBHJSFGZDFG

[designernishiki]

im basically a god at this point

[galmiahthepigeon]

Damn that new HB episode kinda sucked for real

[skrunksthatwunk]

ive been led to believe that every (afab, generally) dyke goes through some kind of harrowing toxic possessive jealous overly dramatic vaguely homoerotic girl-girl friendship in their life before they figure out they're dykes and everyone always paints this as a middle/high school phenomenon but i need you guys to know that mine happened when i was 8 years old with a literal karen (in name only). ridiculous

[politedemon]

went to the national gallery yesterday and decided to take pictures of my favourite paintings and on review it turns out i am incredibly basic

[on-the-clear-blue]

Danny, staring up at Tim, who currently Robin: okay...so this isn't what it looks like.

Tim, giving dead pan glare: so you arnt breaking into Drake Manor?

Danny, shoulders dropping: okay yeah it's totally what it looks like...but not because you think!

Tim, sighing slightly: so you arnt homeless and thought that since Timothy Drake was recently adopted by Bruce Wanye, and both of his parents are dead you can just move in and live here?

Danny, blinking owlishly: I mean, yeah? I mean, not homeless, and I didn't even know that dude got adopted, like good for him, hope that he is safe and shiz, sucks that he parents died and all but not here to squat dude.

Tim, raising a single eyebrow: then why pray tell are you here?

Danny, kicking at the ground a bit: so like...ugh, so I might be um like...a...fudge what's the word...ah! Psychopomp? Like I am a dude that helps like people's ghosts pass and like keeps em happy.

Tim, squinting behind his mask: the only person that died here is Jack Drake and I assure you, his soul would not be happy going to where he deserves to be.

Danny, holding up his hands: wow lot of misplaced aggression there boy wonder...no I ain't here for him, like him and his wife did like...so much tomb raiding they would make the Victorians jelly. I am here cus they stole some dudes shit and he wants it back...like yesterday.

Tim, tilting his head: so you are here to steal an artifact.

Danny, popping the P sound: Yup, something about some guys clay tablet, he liked keeping his hate mail for some reason, said this one was about how he shorted some dudes iron? Or was it copper... my Mesopotamian isn't the best.

Tim, eyes widening, because he knows *exactly* which tablet he is talking about: Oh...yeah no bro, you seem chill but I really can't let you have that so why don't you just like...walk away and I won't be forced to do something kay?

Danny, frowning: Sames dude, up until that .y guy cus like...I *really* wasn't asking...

Tim, sighing as he extends his bo staff: Try and just like, not hold a grude yeah? Don't need a new villain...

Danny, pulling out an ecto gun and turning it on: I don't know man...I feel like we have good banter.

(They fight, Tim is still training so he is a bit sloppy, and Danny isn't shooting to kill, so it's more of them playing cat and mouse throughout Drake Manor, it ends with Danny stealing the tablet but having to leave the ecto gun, which gets broken when he escapes)

Tim, panting as he watches Danny flee: Fuck...is this what B feels after fighting Catwoman?

---

Bruce, rubbing his temples as Tim explains why he was late for training: You tried to apprehend an unknown, with a weapon of an unknown source and power...in the home of your secret identity?

Tim, looking properly chastised: God...yes that happened...he wasn't that bad honestly...was pretty witty.

Bruce developing a twitch in his eye: No.

Tim: No? No what.

Bruce, glaring hard at his adopted son: No falling in love with a villain.

Tim, looking scandalized now: Oh? What is this? Hypocrisy thy name is Bruce Wayne!

Bruce's glare turns into a batglare: Ten laps around the cave and fifty bo staff katas...no villains!

---

Danny becomes Tim's rogue, but not really, most of their battles are more each other showing off their new gear/moves they learned.

Danny also is only using tech that his parents made and he upgraded since he really doesn't want to go ghost in front of *Robin*, who is totally not his crush, and the only reason why he won't is because batman would 100% be on his ass.

Danny, pulling a massive creep stick with a nail driven through it out of seemingly nowhere: The new and approved Creep Stick! This time with nail to add tetnus damage!

Tim, watching as 'The Inventor' escapes once more: I hate seeing him leave but by God do I love watching him go...Damn should have turned on the camera just so I can see it again.

Barbara chiming in: Keep the main line PG Robin.

Batman, through coms: Hn...we shall be having words when we get back to the cave

Tim, sipping a soup that The Occultist made: "So like...why were you even here?

---

When the Titans tower incident occurs, Tim could only watch in awe as the Inventor, not only comes in from the ceiling with a literal metal chair, and then continues to beat up the guy with a bad Robin cosplay.

Danny, panting as he holds up the chair again: Back I say! Back! My blorbo!

Jason, seething as he actually hisses at this random teen that appeared out of nowhere, scurrying away while cradling his broken arm: You shall rue the day! Jason Todd was here bitches!

Tim, staring up at Danny, face a bloody mess and an adoring look in his eyes: omg he stalks me, this is must what the other guys felt when I did it!

They don't really start dating, it's much more Danny breaking into Tim's house and just not leaving.

Tim, watching as his "arch enemy" is sprawled across his couch, bucket of ice cream in one hand, spoon in another, phone balanced between his ear and shoulder, pants and socks tossed haphazardly across the living room and just chilling in his boxers: Now wait a damn minute.

Danny, pausing while looking up from his ice cream (which is actually Tim's, since the boy is rich and buys the good shit), pointing his spoon accusatorily at Tim: Your fucking late Mister! Drag race started half an hour ago and we agreed to watch it together!

Tim, blushing under the Robin mask: Sorry case got good and- wait wait wait, when did we agree to watch drag race together?

Danny, rolling his eyes: when I made breakfast this morning? I even gave you extra strong coffee for your solem swearing that you would be here.

Tim, thinking back to earlier: I just...remember a bright white orb giving me a mug and a plate of food...

Danny, scoffing: this is why I need to drug you to get to sleep more often. Now take off your gear and get over here, they about to choose who shall sashay away!

Tim, nodding slowly: Hope it is that one queen from last episode, that lio sink didn't have any- wait! Ugh you keep distracting me! When did you fucking move in? I don't even know your name!

Danny with a spoon just an inch away from his mouth: Jazz? Yeah I uhh...I gotta call you back...(clicks hang up on his phone) Your joking right? For the shits and gigs?

Tim, shaking his head slowly: No shits, not a single gig my dude, 100% honest.

Danny, who had just arrived this morning since his parents are renovating because Fenton HQ is a glaring OSHA violation, but also who's middle names are "commit to the bit" and "Gaslight GateKeep Girl boss" : Babe we have been dating for like, *months*...d-do ou really not remember?

Tim, existential crisis made manifest: Oh no...I have been mind wiped.

Danny, astounded that worked: Baby I am so sorry...

They "date" for like a week before Danny starts feeling bad that he tricked Tim (who he finally got to see maskless, he had to stop his heart to not show any outward reaction to that, cus like hell he is cute) and wants to come clean but he honestly never had seen Tim more happy nor more healthy.

Danny, sitting across Bruce at the Manor: S-So um...like yeah we um...met at a science convention? My um...my parents were show casing stuff and like...we met there?

Bruce, eyes narrowing because that sounded like a lie: Hn.

Dick, happy that Tim finally felt comfortable to bring his "boyfriend" to dinner: B stop glaring! Your going to scare off Timmy's Bf! God you weren't this bad when I brought over Roy that one time.

Bruce doesn't stop glaring, and it's making Danny even more nervous: Um I uh...need to use the bathroom one sec...

Tim moves to guide him but Alfred waves him to sit down: You really must eat Master Timothy, I did make your favorite today. I shall guide Mister Fenton to the lavatory.

Alfred does indeed lead Danny from the dining room, but the second they are far enough the old butler suddenly has a shotgun in hand, skin suddenly a pale blue and objects around the parlor turning green and floating: While they do try and see the best in others, I do not Phantom, now I must ask you to kindly leave and never contact Master Timothy every again. I shall not let my charge fall for such as the likes of you.

Danny blinking at how he was addressed, a sudden ghostly blue mist escaping his mouth: Oh shit.

They have a ghost fight, all while comically popping in and out of the dining room, making excuses for whyvthe other is gone.

It ends when Tim, finally fed up with why his boyfriend is taking so long opens the door only to see him duking it out with Alfred, fully gone ghost and was loosing.

Such leads to confessions of lies, real feeling and why Alfred has been able to be a spry 60 even though he fought in WWI and it is very much the mid 2010s.

(Danny and Tim do end up together, this time with no lies about a mind wipe, and get Kon and Bart to join their polycule later on)

[dollishmehrayan]

BATBOYS JEALOUSY HCS ── .✦

a/n: I just ate which like now my stomach hurts because I ate this spicy burger (10/10) and my stomach is hurting so let’s hope i don’t die from a burger😭 also request from anon (here) tysm!

(Tags: batboys when jealous of crush!reader)

BRUCE WAYNE ── .✦

Internally Brooding, Externally Stoic: Bruce keeps a calm, composed exterior, but inside? Full-on brooding mode. He watches every move, his jaw clenching just slightly whenever the other guy laughs a little too much.

Passive-Aggressive Moves: Bruce subtly but effectively tries to interrupt. Maybe he’ll walk by and offer you something he never does, like coffee or water, just to make his presence known. “You looked thirsty,” he’ll say, while the guy looks confused.

Petty Rich Guy Move: He’ll ‘accidentally’ mention something about Wayne Enterprises, as if to remind everyone just how wealthy and powerful he is. “Funny, we were discussing corporate acquisitions the other day,” he’ll drop casually, as if it relates. (Let’s hope he doesn’t drain his bank 😞🙏)

The Comedy: When Alfred catches him glaring, he’ll dryly say, “Master Wayne, perhaps you should try blinking before you permanently furrow your brow.” Bruce will immediately deny he’s bothered, even as he side-eyes you again.

DICK GRAYSON ── .✦

Charm Dial Up to 100: Dick doesn’t even try to hide his jealousy. He’ll swoop into the conversation, throwing in his most dazzling smile. “Hey, I didn’t realize we were letting random guys have all the fun,” he’ll say with a teasing grin, while subtly nudging the guy aside.

Over-the-Top Compliments: He’ll suddenly become your biggest hype-man. “You know, she’s literally the smartest, funniest, and most beautiful person in the room, right? No offense to you, man.” The other guy feels awkward, and you just laugh while Dick grins smugly.

Puppy Dog Eyes: If you keep talking to the other guy, Dick’s smile might falter just a little, and he’ll stand in the background, clearly pouting. It’s so obvious that even you can’t help but laugh.

The Comedy: He’ll mutter, “Didn’t even know jealousy could feel this personal,” under his breath while side-eyeing the guy like it’s a soap opera.

JASON TODD ── .✦

Grumpy But Trying to Play it Cool: Jason’s jealousy is obvious in how stiff and silent he gets. He leans against the nearest wall, arms crossed, glaring like the other guy just insulted his whole family.

Blunt Interruptions: He doesn’t have the patience to be subtle. He’ll walk up and ask, “So, who’s this?” in the least friendly tone possible, with a fake smile that could curdle milk.

Accidental Intimidation: Jason’s sheer presence is intimidating, so the poor guy talking to you will probably start feeling uncomfortable as Jason looms over, cracking his knuckles or adjusting his jacket dramatically.

The Comedy: If you don’t notice, Jason will mutter sarcastically, “Oh sure, talk to Captain Chit-Chat over there. Not like I’m standing right here or anything.” Roy, nearby, might add, “Jason, you’re doing that ‘death stare’ thing again,” and Jason will growl, “I’m not jealous.”

TIM DRAKE ── .✦

Awkward and Overthinking Everything: Tim doesn’t get jealous often, but when he does, it’s a mess. He watches from a distance, wringing his hands, thinking, Should I interrupt? Maybe she likes him? Maybe I’m reading too much into it…

Accidental Sulking: He tries to focus on something else, but his mind keeps wandering. He sits down nearby, pretending to work on his laptop, typing nonsense just so he can stay close without being obvious. “Haha, yeah…no big deal…” deletes everything he just typed.

Passive Observing: Tim eventually tries to casually stroll by, acting like he just happened to be there. “Oh, hey… didn’t see you there. Weird, right?” He’s so awkward it’s endearing.

The Comedy: If Kon or Bart sees him sulking, they’ll tease him mercilessly. “Dude, go talk to her.” Tim panics, “I can’t. She’s busy… laughing… with him…” Kon: “You’re hopeless.”

DAMIAN WAYNE ── .✦

Silent Judgment Mode: Damian watches with narrowed eyes, judging every aspect of the guy talking to you. He might even mutter things under his breath like, “He stands like a fool,” or “He can’t even articulate properly.”

Direct Interruption: Damian doesn’t have time for subtlety. He’ll walk up and flatly say, “Are you finished with this conversation? It’s becoming unbearable.” The other guy is usually too shocked to respond.

Unintentional Comedy: He’ll start critiquing the guy’s conversation topics. “She doesn’t care about your opinions on sports,” he’ll state matter-of-factly, as you try not to laugh.

The Comedy: If you ask if he’s jealous, he’ll scoff. “Jealous? Of that imbecile? Hardly.” But the tips of his ears are turning red, and you know he’s lying.

[jjsloverre]

bsf!chris making love to you for the first time

pairing: bsf!chris x bsf!reader

in which… bsf!chris offers to make real love to after a intense conversation

contains… cursing, smut, unprotected p in v, praise kink, oral (fem!receiving) fluff, aftercare (not proofread)

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the conversation started sweet and casual. then it suddenly shifted. “i’ve honestly never made love to a girl, i just regularly fuck them.” chris explained to you. “mmm no guy has made me feel loved during sex, sorta sucks.”

“well dudes are usually ‘oh i’m gonna fuck this bitch and leave.’ that’s how most guys are, i hope i’m not like that when i try and fall in love.” chris surprisingly opens up. he doesn’t usually talk about relationships with girls, simply because; he didn’t know how to properly treat a girl. “but if a guy did that to you i’d probably kill him.” chris shrugged.

“ugh i hate boys! one day a man is gonna come into my life and make real love to me and we’re gonna have 100 babies!” chris’ face contorted with disgust. “listen to me, whatever you do… do NOT have 100 babies! hell not even 3 cause you are NOT going to call me to take care of your semens!” you barked out a laugh. “christopher! i know you didn’t call my future kids ‘semens’!”

“that’s what they are sweetheart, little sperms that grow.” you look away in disgust. “okay! we can stop this talk now!”

“mmm no we can’t! i actually… wanted to offer to make love to you. and before you be like ‘no you don’t know how to’ i promise you, i’ll lay you down, give you all those little kisses you like, kiss your sweet spot, kiss you while i’m slowly pushing my dick inside you, and i promise to give you slow and deep strokes.”

“thank you for that detailed sex chris.” he took your hands. “i mean it, you don’t got to suck me off unless you want to, but i’ll show you how good i can eat pussy and shit, i’ll give you the best sex you’d ever have.”

“you just said you weren’t capable of that though.” he shook his head. “i’m not capable of doing that with other girls, but with you? i care about you and would kill somebody if they mistreated you or your body.” you thought about it for a bit. “fine.”

chris didn’t need to be told twice. he immediately picked you up and laid you on the bed. “gonna fuck you so good and deep, gonna be feelin me for days..” he started, he began to kiss your neck, then your lips. as he kissed you to distract your nerves, he pulled your pants and panties off. breaking from the kiss, he got you fully naked. “my best friend is so beautiful. you know that?”

you nod shyly, the blush coming to your cheeks. he takes his shirt off, then his pants, then soon the boxers. “don’t even focus on my dick, he can wait. right now though? i’m all about your pleasure.” chris took one of your nipples into his mouth, his hand coming to the other. you moaned as he played with your tits. “i’ve always wanted to suck these sexy titties for so long baby.”

not long after, chris was rubbing your clit slowly, your hips bucked wildly, begging for more. “do you want it now baby?”

“y-yes please…” you begged. he went down on you, his face mere inches away from your glistening pussy. “i’m gonna love this shit..” chris mumbled and latched his lips onto your clit while he plunged two fingers knuckles deep inside you. he sucked on your clit for a while until he replaced his fingers with his tongue.

definitely your favorite part. chris fucked you with his tongue skillfully. you moaned louder and louder until you came all over his tongue. “you taste wonderful, fuck baby.”

he sits up, looking at your fucked out face. “before we start, do you want me to nut in you or pull out?”

“do you mind pulling out? i’m not on anything and don’t want to risk it.” he nods understanding. “don’t mind at all, your body your choice my beautiful girl.”

“alright… you ready?” chris asks, hovered over you. his tip nudging at your dripping entrance. “y-yeah i am…” he nods and leans down to kiss you softly as he pushed his tip slowly inside you. “stay still— fuck you already feel amazing…” he pushes his whole length inside you, savoring every feeling of your walls clamping down on his cock.

“chris! ‘m so full!” he nod, kissing your neck while he slowly fucks you. “what else do you need to feel loved baby?” you shake your head, already on the verge of cumming. “n-nothing.. gonna cum soon chris!” he picks up his pace slightly. “i can tell, that pretty pussy’s squeezin me in real tight, you must like this dick huh?”

you could barley get your words out. all you could come up with was a short “yes.” he rested his forehead on yours, blue eyes looking deeply into your pretty brown ones. “you takin my dick so well, doin so good f’me sweetheart. go ahead and cum for me.” with those words, you came. and you came hard. your walls clamped down on chris’ cock, earning a moan out of his lips.

after a few strokes he whipped his dick back out and aimed his tip at your stomach. “fuck baby…” he stroked his cock viciously until white, pearly cum shoots out from his twitching tip, all over your stomach. “you took my dick so well, i’m so proud.”

“i did didn’t i?”

“fuck yeah you did. sit still, i’m gonna run you a bath ok?”

“yeah, thank you chris.”

“no problem.”

chris comes back a few minutes later and carries you to the bath tub and sets you down. “can we do that again sometime?” he looks down at you in pure adoration. “sure we can sweetheart.”

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