#oh dear. oh dear. gorgeous

[canisalbus]

Baby Machete is everything to me, I just imagine him running to do an errand in town and clacking a stick against a wood fence and seeing this Lil baby man with his hard earned allowance wanting a treat. (I cannot draw dogs I'm sorry)

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[fmayyy]

A little bug and the ultimate bad boy!

[paunchsalazar]

Castiel bringing Dean back from Hell vs. bringing back Sam

[suzuki-ecstar]

the little nose scrunch that fernando does whenever he admits he fucked up

[my-name-is-apollo]

Hermes convincing Apollo and Poseidon to stop fighting each other:

"You then yield to your elder, the ruler of the sea; do this grace to your father's brother, because Earthshaker the ruler of the brine honours your seagirt Delos: cease not to love your palmtree, to remember your olive.

And Earthshaker, what second Cecrops will be judge here? What second Inachos ' has awarded her city to Hera that you take arms against Apollo as well as Athena, and seek a second quarrel after your quarrel with Hera?" (Dionysiaca, Book 36. Trans. William Henry Denham Rouse )

The way he gently convinced Apollo by reminding him of the bond between him and Poseidon, and then turned to Poseidon like "wtf is your problem???" 😭😂

[homefryboy]

squad goes flying

sandy: lands perfectly

spongebob: gets caught by sandy

patrick: eats shit

yup it's all good in the hood

[cicerfics]

Listen, I see Bond as a person who is deeply, fundamentally, self-sacrificially loyal to everyone at MI6 who is loyal to MI6. If they are loyal to the organization, Bond is loyal to them! He will kill and die for them! He will place himself between his colleagues and dangerous individuals! He is very livestock-guardian-coded!

It's just...his enthusiasm for this task varies based on the individual in question. For some (Mansfield!M and Q), he is only too happy to kill and die for them. He is vibrating with the desire to eliminate all threats to their person, and looking for opportunities to fling himself into danger on their behalf.

But for certain other people, like Skyfall/SPECTRE-era Mallory*, Bond's attitude is more like, "...I will kill and die for you, but I won't be happy about it. 😒 It's rotten work. Especially to me. Especially if it's you. I'll do it, but Jesus Christ."

All this is to say, I really want a fic where Mallory has been abducted and Bond (very effectively and efficiently) rescues him, while make it clear the whole time that he views this as a tremendous imposition. Like, he's going to do an absolutely A+ job of rescuing his boss, but he's going to complain about it the whole time.

He's going to sigh so heavily as he cuts through Mallory's bindings and removes his gag. He's going to shake his head so condescendingly as he takes down the baddie standing guard so he can secure Mallory's escape route. He will be bringing this up during every argument he and Mallory have in the future, and he's already making that clear.

Does this fic exist already? Someone please throw me a link if it does.

*As per usual, I am choosing to ignore what NTTD did to Mallory's character

[httpiastri]

oscar oscar oscar 🥺🥺🥺

[pyotrkochetkov]

@Canes: GAMEDAY

[varpusvaras]

I need to write more of Cody and Fox, because now I live for the idea that Fox is Cody's little baby. Sweet perfect baby brother. Absolutely wonderful. Oh he bit you during training? Well that was your fault, you definitely did something to make him bite you, why would you do that? No I'm not enabling him, you all just don't understand him! You're being mean to him!

It was everybody's luck that Fox came out of his tube semi normal, because otherwise Cody would've created a monster. Now Fox will just go and bat his big eyes at Cody if he wants your dessert.

The War does end the moment Fox opens his mouth and complains even a little bit about Palpatine because Cody will march up to the Chancellor's office and shoot the man in the face for being mean to his baby. He had it coming.

[aurinkomoukari]

[juiceboxsteve]

Zendaya at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony

[vaguely-concerned]

davrin and rye ingellvar's dynamic continues to be unmatched. davrin invites rook along on the training trip with assan in arlathan forest as a sort of extended hand of peace because they've been getting off on the wrong foot a little bit (rook is gamely like HELL YEAH sounds fun! :) while sweating nervously), and then davrin spends the whole walk squinting at rook -- prancing around in his fancy little mourn watch silk robes getting caught on thorns, gawking at common plants and critters like he's never seen them before, stumbling over roots and laughing awkwardly about it even though davrin hasn't even said anything -- like 'who the fuck is this weird indoor kid, how have they survived this long, and more importantly why are we trusting them to save the world'. all while rook is going 'goddd I'm looking so dumb in front of the cool kid and he already questions every second thing I say or do this sucks'. but. they are both trying, and will keep trying. and this is what matters

[pyro-madder]

starting to see a personal trend of ot3s being "male protag/canon female lover with nicely developped relationship/male narrative foil with whom sex would be less gay than what they have going on"

[starleska]

so if i said i was starting to have my head turned by Pegasus you wouldn't judge me right 😳💖

[nattawinlove-andmygaytea]

I'm so sad that I have to say goodbye to these characters and to the actors working together... but It's a Miracle and a joy that I had the opportunity to witness it.✨

strawberry cakes forever 🍰❤

Kiseki: dear to me 2023