#oh and this is also going in my ot3 tag of course

[gemharvest]

Gf for the character thing ? :] or maybe Nene if you received her already

I HAVEN'T RECEIVED HER YET THANK YOU !!!!!!!!! I'll do Nene too, I'll just make it her own post after posting this. :J

favorite thing about them: I love her dumbgirl swag. There's something so special to me that both her and Boyfriend are fuckin'. Dumb As Rocks. ALSO I LOVE THAT SHE'S CANONICALLY AN ARTIST that's such a sweet thing to me. I would pay one morbillion dollars for a GF commission (because she has no idea how they work).

least favorite thing about them: I WANT HER TO DO MOREEEEHGNJFN.. Like she's probably done as much as BF has so that's not a critique of the game, I just wanna see her do more. Because I love women. Oh also I think they should remake every canon piece depicting her and make her canonically fat. I often forget she isn't fat in canon and then I feel sickly when I look at like, the volume 1 cover and she's thin. W-Whe';re h.er tumm-.my go..,m,l,l,...,, <- sorry for crytyping but it fits.

favorite line: That's how you do it! <- I was gonna jokingly just go up down left right but then I remembered she says that in the tutorial. And I quote it to myself all the time so.

brOTP: Y'know what, similar to BF, I think a GF & Darnell friendship would be fuckin' s-tier. I often think abt this post Keyy made tbh. I know that's specifically the Funkycule AU and pup has them in a QPR but I do think abt it often. Also, before I was a romantic PicoGF guy my interpretation of RGB had Pico & GF as just friends, probably closer friends the longer they're in their relationships with BF cuz like, bonding over a shared partner or smthn LMAO so I'll give an honorable mention to Pico & GF friendship.

OTP: WOag. RGB. Wow I've never heard of that before. How many times can I joke about RGB being my OT3 for this game before it gets annoying LMAO anyways. I ALSO REALLY LOVE GFNENE I wish they had more fics. So bad. I'm actually shocked by how bare their tag on AO3 is. They weren't lying, fandom does hate femslash. /hj

nOTP: Is there anyone out there who actually ships her with Senpai. I think that'd be my only answer ALSO YOU KNOW WHAT. I chickened out on saying it with BF but I also consider BF and Senpai a nOTP but like, I DON'T HATE ANYBODY WHO SHIPS IT. OF COURSE. I don't think it's "problematic" to ship Senpai with either of them it's just, like, the most thought I have on Senpai is that I want to kick sand into his eyes. So that feeling doesn't really translate into a desire to see him shipped with anyone. I'm sorry to anybody who ships Senpai with either of them, I respect your grind, it is just sooooo not for me.

random headcanon: This headcanon is like, so deep into my personal GF characterization/ fuckin'. AU. If you wanna call it that atp. BUT ANYWAYS. Fuck this is gonna need quick background hold on. The canon explanation for her looking human iirc is literally just "true love" or whatever tf. But that's not as fun to play with. So instead I like to write her as being ashamed of being a demon, especially because of her parents' actions, so she masks her demon traits. And she reaaaalllly does not like letting them slip through, especially around a specific person (this is foreshadowing for something idek if I'll get to any time soon Sorry). BUT! She is on a limit for how long she can hide her demon traits until doing so starts to hurt her, either through draining her energy or like, it causing physical damage to continue hiding parts of her. And while she trusts Pico & BF, she's still got shit that she's just. Not. Sorting out. So when she feels she's about to reach a limit with it she locks herself away to rest until she's well enough to continue like normal. Girlie No (guy who is writing her to do this) (don't worry I'm going to also write her getting better abt this) I'm gonna eventually have to make a "Karl's Personal FNF Demon World Building" master-post or whatever just cuz this shit is so fun for me to work with Idk.

unpopular opinion: GEH once again idrk if this is an unpopular opinion but I've been using this to just. Complain. About stuff I have seen and disagree with so whatever I'm continuing the trend. Like Pico, I feel like I see. So many. Interpretations of her that just feel Wrong. Like I see people make her The Smart One or like. Dominant Girlboss with little substance beyond that. And it's like. Cool, yay, I love fandom misogyny. FUCK it's probably still rotting in my drafts but forever and always my reaction to this phenomenon with her is "This girl gets her hand stuck in peanut butter jars trying to eat pb with her hands. This is your Smart One?" and I should get it out of my drafts bc I'm real for that. DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND ME WHEN I SAY THIS BTW. Interpretations that smarten up BF to the same degree do not flag this to me. When making more serious fanworks with these guys, you're gonna have to give them more smarts than canon will. My issue is specifically when I have seen people still write in a degree of stupidity with BF and then just. Don't? Do the same with GF?

song i associate with them: Very basic but I think the sound is cute with her. My secondary answer would be Nelward - "Werewolf" but that's more of a. Specific Instance. That I don't want to elaborate on. grins

favorite picture of them:

Like literally all of them The Fuck you're making me choose? /silly Here's the fruits of me looking through her wiki gallery:

^ If I had to pick a single favorite, it'd be those panels from the Nendoroid comic. She was real for that. Anyways FUCK I love her. Statements improved when you remember I'm Boyfkin LMAOOOOOO..

[the-invisibility-bloke]

O01 harry/teddy!!

...Hello, I see you’ve found the key to my heart.

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001 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

when I started shipping it if I did: Sometime early this year, early enough that I was compelled to write them for Cest Fest, and now I want to write them forever. All credit to the legendary LQT (whom I’m far too shy to tag) for making me fall in love with them.

my thoughts: NO THOUGHTS JUST HAPPY TEARS. Ok but. They’re both war orphans for fuck’s sake, yay bonding, so I think they healed each other after the war. Teddy needed to be cared for and I imagine it was very therapeutic for Harry to provide that stable, unconditional love that he himself had missed in those formative years. And he was around just often enough that Teddy never saw him as a parent but always Cool Older Harry, so of course he idolized him since birth and was crushing on him the second he hit puberty.

What makes me happy about them: I started this in all caps, then told myself I would be normal. But god, they just get each other in a way that transcends age, like Sirry but, less problematic. I think Teddy keeps Harry young and grounded, even platonically before anything happens, I see their dynamic as like... built on inside jokes and knowing looks and unparalleled understanding that neither experiences with anyone else. Laughing about dumb shit to the point of falling over each other on the sofa like fucking teenagers (which, Teddy is, but), and it's a bit bemusing to outsiders because Harry is so serious most of the time, he has to be, most of us HC him with a pretty stressful job for much of Teddy’s growing-up, and Teddy is the counterbalance to that. He’s the one who just sees Harry, not as Head Auror or Minister for Magic or Professor Potter or Dad or Husband but as... Harry. Just Harry. And unlike Harry’s family, Teddy has no requirements or expectations for him. He just wants Harry’s love. And his massive trunk of a schlong.

What makes me sad about them: Nothing. This is my one wholesome ship and they are unfiltered sunshine. Except, ok, how guilty Harry feels initially and how hard he works to repress his attraction, because godfather and duty and bullshit, but Tedward will cure him of that. With his dimpled smile and his perky little booty and his titty piercings that everyone seems to have agreed upon. (And possibly with the assistance of Draco, who is delightfully free of Potter’s terribly unbecoming ethical quandaries, thank you.) But yeah, no sadness, unless Harry’s still married when they hook up or when his feelings finally clock him over the back of the head, so raise a glass for angst, but he has to divorce eventually!

things I look for in fanfic: This is a ship where I prefer them both to be of age. I enjoy reading darker versions of Harry, but my personal HC is that he would never pursue an underage relationship with Teddy because: a) Harry prefers an equal balance of power, someone who can challenge him and match him. All canon indicates he doesn’t want to have power over anyone; and b) He’s come to realize over the years that his relationship with Sirius, despite it being everything he wanted, was actually quite problematic and he was far too young and that’s what compounded the trauma of Sirius’ death to the point that it rewired how Harry approached relationships and he’s never fully recovered. So tl;dr my main preference is that Teddy is of age and Harry isn’t groomy. I also love the trope of Teddy going away for awhile after school and then coming home, and Harry, poor dense Harry, is like oh dear oh shit he's quite horribly shaggable.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Nope. Nope. These two are endgame, but I’m happy to add Draco to the mix. Worse case, Teddy might go for James Sirius but I feel like it would only be because he’s the closest thing to Harry. :‘( So, nope. Only Tedrarry OT3 or some polycule of Drarry/Scorbus/Teddy. Or... Sirius Lives AU and... yeah, I don’t know, it’s basically a testosterone commune at this point. Multishipping is hard.

My happily ever after for them: Ride or die, they grow old together. I think Harry would wait a long ass time before proposing and never pressure him into commitment because a) he’s a bit broken when it comes to relationships and b) he wants him to feel free to explore life/others, even though the thought of him with anyone else literally shatters what’s left of his soul, but he doesn’t want Teddy to sacrifice any opportunities for him, wants him to be sure. Really fucking sure. Also Draco comes inside at some point.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Harry’s the big spoon by default but Teddy is spoiled, he’ll climb all over him, cuddle him however and whenever he wants like a cat, and Harry’s such a pushover for this boy, he’ll let him. Let him do anything. Always has.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Quidditch, spending time with family, and they like to go camping. I think camping is when it started, at least that’s how I’m going to write it: for Teddy’s birthday, Harry asks what he wants and they talk about maybe traveling somewhere, and camping comes up kind of as a joke, but Ted actually loves the idea and they end up in the Forest of Dean so Harry can sort of overwrite that part of his life and create new (better) memories there. And boy, does he ever. [Discord insanesmirk emote.]

[lia404]

For the Yu-Gi-Oh challenge, I'll, of course, ask you the diva that is Seito Kaiba.

Noooooo I almost put in the tag #please any character but Kaiba svp but I thought... naaah, there are so many characters, people will not ask for Kaiba, right?

RIGHT?

Okay, here we go, time to answer questions about this glorious asshole.

Why I like them/why I don’t

The trope of the stupid chaotic genius with no agenda except his own is a trope that works wonders on me, and Seto Kaiba fits the bill so perfectly. I like him for that. I like his ego and his chaos and his genius, his crazy technology and the way he is here exactly at the right time to trigger stupid events.

But it also annoys me so much. SO MUCH. Listen, I used to be a Kaiba-girl (although my fave has always been, and still is, Mokuba), but I'm back from it. Dude's everywhere. I'm tired of him. I'm tired of reading about him. I'm tired of him being an asshole to everyone, tsundere sometimes but most often not. He is an edgy teenager with a LOT of money and a LOT of intellect to twist the world the way he wants it to look. I can respect that. I am just tired of him.

I think what I like most of him remains his relationship with his brother. OK, and his extraness. I admit it amuses me.

What I like about their appearance

Physical appearance? THE COAT. That stupid, over the top white coat. The fact that a 16 year-old kid thought "I need to find a way to make myself bigger" and came up with THIS. Overall, his character design is awesome too. Those blue eyes and those muscles and those neverending legs, man. I may not be fond of him, but I have eyes.

Not sure if it counts as "appearance", but he is the only character whose US voice I LOVE. Like, really. I don't care about the US dub, but Kaiba's voice in it? It's one of the cornerstones of my childhood. And it wasn't even the version we had on TV in France. I just watched a painfully downloaded very pixelated version of Pyramid of Light in English, because that was all I could find, and suddenly... that was him. That was Seto Kaiba in my ears, better than the French version. I've never come back from it. I love his VA.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names?

Does not apply! But as I said above, it's the only character whose characterisation I love almost more in English than in Japanese. Maybe it counts as "I prefer dub".

OTP

This one's hard. I used to be a HUGE Silentshipper when I was a teen (that's Seto/Serenity) and then evolved to the obvious Puppyshipping (honestly, I think I leaned towards it even when I was silentshipping.) It's only "recently" (understand: around 2019) that I discovered that Prideshipping had a huge appeal. Some people have also brought Rivalshipping to my attention and I see the merit of it. I like Trustshipping too (that's Isis Ishtar/Seto Kaiba), they would kill each other. A real OTP for Kaiba though? None exactly. Seto Kaiba/his ego is well enough. (I do enjoy Priest Seth/Kisara a lot because of course I do, and if we REALLY want to enter funky territory, Priest Seth/Seto is always fun.)

But if I really really have to choose something, well. Let's go with Prideshipping; it's the safest bet IMO.

NOTP

Eeeeeehhh most of them? Seriously it's hard to say, on the one hand I'm a huge multishipper and you can sell me any ship if you explain it well. On the other hand, I don't want to subject anyone to a romance with Seto Kaiba. That said, I've discovered that Adoptshipping is a thing, Gozaburo/Seto: let's go with this, that's one hell of a NOTP.

OT3

Priest Seth / Seto Kaiba / Mahad. Think of it. You're welcome.

Seriously, I don't even think this ship has a name. It's a mix of Stoicshipping and Headdresshipping. My proposal is Denileshipping because it's by the Nile and they're all in denial, Mahad and Seth about the fact that they actually enjoy each other's company, and Seto about the fact that they are real people who are closer to Atem than he is, and not weird hocus-pocus pretend memories. And they do real magic. Kaiba, please. Can't say there's a lot of content about it but seriously: THINK OF IT. And I think if you add Atem in the equation you get a nice OT4—and a nice amount of chaos.

Favourite card they use

Okay so bear with me because I actually can't remember which decks are canon in the anime/in the manga, mostly because I have his Duel Links deck in mind. I really love Maiden with Eyes of Blue because not only it's an incredibly pretty card made to bring Kisara to mind, but it's also quite useful imo since it's a nice shortcut to bringing a BEWD on the field during the first or second turn. Pair it with White Stone of the Ancient and a good skill, and turn 3 or 4 you get your Twin-burst BEWD. And seriously, these cards are so pretty, and prove that sometimes, even Kaiba can have good taste.

(Is there really no way to resize images in a post or am I just really bad at Tumblr?)

Favourite moment they were in

Oh god the moment when Mokuba jumps in his arms at the end of Duelist Kingdom.

It's tied with the moment when he pairs up in a nice tsundere way with Yami during Battle City, and a very special mention to DSOD and THE SPACE ELEVATOR that had me in tears the first time I watched it. Physics whomst.

Least favourite moment

See, for all I dislike this idiot, I have a hard time pinpointing a specific moment when I actually wanted to tear his hair off and nail it back on his head with rusty nails and lemon juice. He is annoying and odious, but I tend to like the dynamic he brings with him. Even when he threatens to kill himself so as not to lose a duel, or when he belittles everyone in the team, or when he is so focused on Atem that he forgets EVERYONE ELSE IS LITERALLY HERE? He's annoying, but I like these moments.

Would I fuck, marry or kill them

Kill. Killkillkillkillkill. Sorry but if the alternatives are fuck and marry, I don't hesitate for a second. But also, not too sorry: I mean, it's not like he needs my help for it anyway. He apparently does it very well by himself if the general reading of the end of DSOD is accurate.

Bottom line:

It's not really obvious, but for all the annoyance Seto Kaiba awakens in me, I actually like his character. To me, he is clearly one of those who have the MOST OBVIOUS development, if not THE one. His goals are clear, he asserts his selfishness and he learns to be evil for his own profit, but not to make people suffer. Also, Kaibaland for young kids? Okay, maybe I love him a little for that. And the whole technological miracles to enhance a card game are very very refreshing in a world when technological miracles usually come from the army. Thank you, Kaiba, for destroying the laws of physics and going all quantic with your virtual stuff just for the sake of a card game you're not even really good at. Kudos. The next generations will be grateful well most of them, who didn't have said card game ruin their existence and the balance of their entire society.

Seto Kaiba is an insufferable, proud asshole, but he has every reason to be. I can forgive him. Still not enough to fuck or marry, though.

[onboardsorasora]

Maxiel Masterlist 2

So it seems like I've hit the link limit on my maxiel masterpost. So I guess this is the start of Maxiel Masterpost 2 lmao

My Dewis and OT3 stories are on Masterlist 2

My Ao3: Quesorasora

Here are ALLLL my current Maxiel stories :) Part 2!

Tumblr Fic

Dentist Drabble

Grey Pube Drabble - which is now on AO3 as well- Old Man Balls

Alpha!Dan Drabble

Soul Meets Body also on AO3

Something Something Drabble

Neighbor AU Tag

Max Time Travel Drabble

Girl!Dan Part 3

Boy Band Drabble

Hockey AU Drabble

Fireman Daniel AU Drabble

Young Max DM-ing Daniel

Hanahaki Idea Drabble

Newscaster AU Drabble

5+1 Fic Ideas Tag

Monaco Fix It Drabble

Daniel Next Win Drabble

Witch!Max

Reverse Age Gap AU

Tennis AU Cont.

Part 1 | Part 30 | Part 31 | Part 32 | Part 33 | Part 34 | Part 35 | Part 36 | Part

On AO3

De-Aged Daniel | De-Aged Daniel Pt2 | De-Aged Daniel Pt3 | De-Aged Daniel Pt 4 | De- Aged Daniel Pt 5 | De-Aged Daniel Part 6 | De-Aged Daniel Part 7 | De-Aged Daniel Part 8 | De-Aged Daniel Part 9 | De-Aged Daniel Part 10 | De-Aged Daniel Part 11 | De-Aged Daniel Part 12 | De-Aged Daniel Part 13 | De-Aged Daniel Part 14 | De-Aged Daniel Part 15 | De-Aged Daniel Part 16 | De-Aged Daniel Part 17 | De-Aged Daniel Part 18 | De-Aged Daniel Part 19 |

Fool In the Rain

Summary:

“Is there anyone who has any reason why these two should not be married?” The officiant asked the hushed crowd. Everyone glanced around with identical smiles, but no one moved– as expected.

What was not expected was the doors to the church to open and a very pregnant woman walking up the aisle quickly.

maxiel; miscommunication, misunderstanding, angst, getting back together

Ribbons and Lace

summary:

Max felt like the words were bouncing around the hollow walls of his brain as everything shut down. 'You like it?'

Not an excuse about performance wear, nothing about heart rate monitors or even jokes about whether his good looks could pull it off. No. Daniel had asked if he liked it.

Of course he liked it, he loved it and he didn’t even know what it looked like.

Written for the @thattropeyouhate fest :)))

Trope: Animal Transformation/Shifter

Dog Days

summary:

Daniel brought an arm to his face, hoping to see the familiar rose of his tattoo. He was distraught to see a fur covered paw instead. Well shit. He hadn’t shifted in years, not since he signed for Red Bull. And it had been going fine, too. He hadn’t shifted this entire time and he’d honestly forgotten how to.

So this was a tad inconvenient.

Follow Your Nose

summary:

The scarring of a mating bite was a point of pride for omegas. Because a True Mating Bond looked like a birthmark, a tattoo that proclaimed them as bonded to their soulmate. A True Mating can only happen with compatible pairs, and bonds that weren't True scarred silvery like old wounds. It wasn't uncommon to see an omega with a scarred bond or two.

Max was a great alpha, a great friend. Daniel was a poor omega with a neck full of scars like a diary of failed relationships

welcome to whiskers

summary:

In the small village just outside the city, there is a popular cafe on main street. There really wasn’t anything that special about it– the coffee was soso, the tea was pretty ok. The staff were close and it felt like a family. Oh and there were cats.

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Max works at a cat cafe. Daniel is his manager and in love with him.

Sponsor Max

Summary: 

Everything in Formula 1 came with a price tag and sponsors dropped unserious amounts of money in their sport for the prestige of it all. In all of his years, Peter had never once seen a blank cheque. Until now. 

The memo section simply said for Daniel.

Tags: Power Imbalance, Extremely Dubious Consent. Gratuitous Smut, Topping from the Bottom, Max is Toxic and Possessive, Daniel Doesn't Have A Choice, Sexual Coercion, Explicit Sexual Content

Prince Max

summary:

“Yeah I have a ticket and everything. I promise I'm not stalking you– what are you stalkable Maxy?” Daniel waggled his eyebrows before turning to pick up his tote bag from the sand, completely missing Max’s reaction.

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Or: Max is the Crown Prince of the Netherlands, Daniel has no idea.

Tags: Fake Dating, Mutual Pining, Idiots in love, Getting Back Together, crack treated seriously

you make my heart beat like the rain - ao3

rainy maxiel meet cute at a concert - tumblr

Enchanted AU

Enchanted AU - Disney Princess Dan 1 | Part 35 | Part 36

Homecoming: A Winter Soldier AU

summary:

“Hydra have been active recently.” And that got Max's attention. “We've been tracking their movements and we fear they’re attempting to activate the Winter Soldier.” As Nico spoke a few faces scrolled past the screen; current, known directors in the Hydra organization– senators, city councilmen, business owners. The slideshow ended with a photo of a man with short wiry curls and the second half of his face obscured. He was mostly turned away from the camera but Max would recognize his profile anywhere.

“Daniel.” Max breathed.

tags: Action, Alternate Universe, Coffee Shop AU …ish, Blood and Violence, Getting Back Together, Daniel has PTSD, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending

written for MaxielFest2024

Orange Juice

summary:

Honey, come over The party's gone slower And no one will tempt you We know you got sober

There's orange juice in the kitchen Bought for the children It's yours if you want it We're just glad you could visit

Max comes back home to pick up the pieces

tags: Max POV, Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Angst with a Happy Ending, Recovering addict Max Verstappen, Deals with Addiction and Recovery, Getting Back Together

Daniel's Ghost Adventures

summary:

Daniel was a ghost hunter, a good one– nay, a great one, but not particularly by choice. Ghosts love him, but he does not like them back.

Daniel wasn’t so much a ghost hunter, as he was… bait.

tags: Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Alternate Universe - Ghost Adventures, POV Daniel Ricciardo, Daniel Ricciardo Needs a Hug, Suspense, Horror, Demonic Possession, Witch Max Verstappen, Ghosts Like Daniel But He Does Not Like Them, Scared Ghost Hunter Daniel, Fluff and Humor, I promise there is fluff, Getting Together, Boo the Dog, We Love Boo, Happy Ending

written for Motorsport Halloween Fest

Ripe Cherries

summary:

Once upon a time…

Prince Max knew he would marry someday, for the good of the kingdom. He would do his duty to his people and the crown and marry the omega his father chose for him.

Princess Daniel had never wanted to marry, least of all some prince he didn’t know. But that was no longer his decision. He’d at least hoped his new alpha wouldn’t have been the Brute Prince of the North.

tags: Omega Verse, Alpha Max Verstappen, Omega Daniel Ricciardo, Arranged Marriage, Alternate Universe - Royalty, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Enemies to Lovers, Daniel Doesn't Want to Get Married, Angst and Feels, Misunderstandings, Slow Burn

additional tags to be added

[professorspork]

I’m Supermonaman from AO3 & I had a question about ships I think it’s clear that bumblebee is your favorite ship but what are 5 other ships you love if you don’t mind answering? Also what is your opinion/what do you think about the Sunnybees or Blake/Yang/Sun? It’s a guilty pleasure ship/crack ship I love that I think makes sense/works in my mind it’s similar to the Weiss/Blake/Yang in some ways.

I certainly do not mind answering! I thought about writing this out as a list of five and like, that sort of falsely put everything on the same level in a way that didn't reflect my feelings, so.

We must begin with Nuts and Dolts. Honestly this might be my All Time RWBY Ship in terms of like-- the scope! the themes! the longing! the intimacy the belonging the SCALE of it the TRAGEDY of it!! THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS THE SPINE OF THE WHOLE SERIES. But also like, while it's So Big it's also so terribly small, so dependent on the smallest and most innocent moments and touches. I haven't had the ambition to tackle them the way they deserve to be written about but oh my god, iconic sensational perfect I have no words they are SO IMPORTANT

I adore Renora, and while I've rarely sought it out I'm very intrigued by every permutation and side-leg of the Weiss/Pyrrha/Jaune polycule. No polycule will ever do it as hard as whatever the fuck STR had going on bless their unhinged souls and bless Qrow for mostly staying out of it; Seamonkeys are delightful though I rarely seek them out on their own. I am an Emerald/Ilia truther and I am certain that as soon as they meet in canon it's going to be OVER FOR ALL OF US, just you wait. Oh, and of course add full JNPR polycule and the Happy Huntresses group marriage to my list can you see I hate choosing and love togetherness

Which brings me to your final question! I don't ship any bees poly ship as much as I ship the two of them with each other, but you're very right about Sun and Weiss having very similar "beekeeper" energy. This is why my bee's schnees tag has always been "ot3: the parent trap" because my primary conception of their dynamic will always be 'weiss is on the outside looking in and trying to curate and help, and little does she know she's not nearly as subtle as she thinks she is and also they're noticing her right back.' I generally tend to think of Weiss as aromantic and more looking for Her People than she is looking for partners, which I think comes across pretty strongly in Newsbees AU-- a world in which Blake and Yang would JUMP at the chance to give Weiss her first kiss if only she'd ask them and meanwhile she's got a spray bottle on hand to make sure they don't. but who am i to turn down monochrome braintrust or freezerburn divorce?

as for sunnybees, I'm particularly partial to it in terms of like Blake's Beacon Daydreams when she just. lets herself have fun and be a person and experience desire in the theater of her own mind, even if she's not quite brave or secure enough to try and act on it in reality. I don't tend to think of Yang as someone who's attracted to dude-identified people, so that one is more of a "Blake has two hands" situation regardless of timing than it is a fully-balanced equilateral triangle (at least in my heart of hearts).

but also I'll give just about anything a try if I like the author or if the summary seems promising, so!

[katherineholmes]

AO3 Wrapped

Oh my God, the year has come to an end. In many ways, 2022 was the worst year of my life, but in some small ways, it was also a year of learning. I think I learnt a lot things year, about life, about love, about myself, and of course about writing.

Which means I have to do an AO3 wrapped, so here we go!

How many words have you written this year?

287,532 (this is not counting all the drafts that I have scrapped and haven’t published yet.)

How many works did you publish this year?

29

What work are you most proud of (regardless of kudos/hits)?

Oof, I’m gonna give you guys TMI, my nana passed away this August, on a Sunday evening. So two weeks after that, on a Sunday, thick in the throes of my grief, I sat down and wrote The Monster In Her Mind. Seven hours and almost ten thousand words, it’s the most cathartic experience I’ve ever had. (Sorry Elena baby ❤️)

What work of yours has the most hits?

Irresistible

What work of yours got more feedback than you expected?

Fireplace Ashes

Favorite title you used?

Painted Red and Purple

If you use song lyrics, which artist’s songs did you pull from the most?

Probably Taylor Swift.

Pairing you wrote the most for this year?

Klena of course

Favorite pairing you wrote for this year?

Klaus/Elena/Elijah OT3. It’s a challenge, but I love navigating around the three of them- all of them so different, yet they have such strong personalities and bonds with each other. All three relationships are so different individually, but there’s so much potential there.

What work was the quickest to write? Probably The Monster In Her Head. 10k words in ~7 hours is pretty quick. Editing in 2 hours, I posted it the same night, I think.

What work took you the longest to write?

Make It Holy - still developing/writing it.

How many WIP’s do you have in your docs for next year?

14

What’s your longest work of the year?

Irresistible

What’s your shortest work of the year?

Heart and Soul at 395 words.

What WIP are you taking into next year with you?

All fourteen of them, I’m gonna have a lot of free time after exam, so I’m gonna try and finish as many of them as I can.

What’s your most common “Additional Tags” tag?

Canon Divergence

Your favorite character to write this year?

Kol Mikaelson - he is so chaotic, he can literally do anything and not be considered OOC (except for stuff I won’t write anyway) and I it’s just so much fun writing him!

The character that gave you the most trouble writing this year?

Klaus (but I’m getting better at writing him) - he has so many motivations at the same time! Plus, he’s incredibly unaware of the true cause of his own actions sometimes, so it can be a bit difficult to get into his thought process.

What’s one pairing you want to explore next year?-

Lucemond (Lucerys/Aemond). Hopefully I’ll have time next year to do so! There’s so much to unpack there!

Which work of yours have you reread the most?

Irresistible. I have a terrible habit of either re-reading my own work, or never looking at it again because of embarrassment 🙈

How many kudos in total did you get this year?

8002, I - have no idea how.

Which work has the most comments?

The Monsters In Her Heart - this is also a fic I’m extremely proud of writing.

Did you do any collaborative works this year?

Yes! Let’s Start Some Rumours and A Little Wicked with @amandamonroe

And Would It Be A Sin with @sevensistersofsussex (it’s yet to be published.)

Did you write any gifts this year?

Yes, I wrote five gift fics this year for @feralcherry @sevensistersofsussex and @amandamonroe

Did you receive any gifts this year?

Yes! I got some amazing fics from @amandamonroe and @sevensistersofsussex.

What’s your most common category?

I think f/m.

What do you listen to while writing?

The first thing I do while writing/developing a story is make a playlist!

Favorite work you wrote this year?

What’s Love (Got To Do With It).

Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

Oh God, okay, this is very difficult! There’s literally so many! But I’m gonna pick this one from I See You (From The Shadows).

(She’s learnt a long time ago that pursed lips, and downturned eyes garner far more sympathy than a sharp tongue.) It’s in the faces of all the men who love her and hate Katherine - believing Elena to be toothless, to think that because her teeth aren’t fangs, she won’t sink them in their throats and possess them. It’s the first mistake they make, she thinks, trusting her soft demeanour as they ignore the knifes she’s sharpened her nails into. They’re all so wrapped up in the beauty, they don’t realise how dangerous high school girls really are.

Biggest surprise while writing this year?

That I’m somewhat good at it 🥴 I had a writers block till 2021, of almost six years, and I was convinced that I was a terrible writer and that I’d never be able to write again. I’ve honestly put in a lot of effort to improve my writing and trust my gut and I hope I can continue evolving. I’ve had big, big help from @sevensistersofsussex @qvnthesia @amandamonroe @feralcherry @jennifersminds (honestly the biggest reason my writing is more poetic now is cause I read her works!) @kaizsche.

[alyxinfact]

tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better

tagged by: @mutxnts! thank you, ash!!

3 ships: how do you choose just three??? narumitsu will always have my heart, mind, and soul -- but @nutmeg-mayonnaise's convinced me the v-shaped queerplatonic polycule that is narumitsumayo is a compelling take, and I do love compelling takes. (she has powerpoints)

Honestly give me more OT3s. I'm surprised there's not more Klav / Apollo / Ema out there? (Klapollo together themselves always good, of course.)

first ever ship: HA oh lord. meaning actively engaging with fanworks? probably, like... soriku?

last song: collar by saoirse dream

last movie: Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio!

currently reading: Morpho: Clothing Folds and Creases, Ducks by Kate Beaton, and a whole lot of fanfic

currently watching: the new episode of Dirty Laundry on Dropout (I love secrets, I love game shows, I love watching friends sass each other, this show has it all)

currently consuming: draft mead I got as a gift! :)

currently craving: vacation ;_; (i have been back at work for two (2) days)

tagging: I wasn't going to tag anyone (because I also feel supremely shy about tagging folks) but I live in hope @nutmeg-mayonnaise will break out those powerpoints 😔

[twotwinks]

p3 and M, I, N, A, T, O :)

this made me smile so much it's so smart i love you

M - Say something genuinely nice about a ship that you don’t ship (or its shippers, or anything related to you)

while i may not be into it, i will say the ryominas popped off with the aesthetics. everything that i've ever seen for those two absolutely fucks, even the sweet fluffy stuff that isn't meant to look cool is so chef's kiss thematically. if i were to ship them i'd be eating good

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

.....that being said, ryomina also happens to be one of the very few tags i have blacklisted on tumblr dskhld the ryominas are just too prolific. every other p3 post i see is about these bitches (affectionate) i see cool art of minato and thanatos and think ooh this fucks and then i see the tags and discover that it's also meant to be ryomina and i'm like aw man. Every Time!

also unrelated to p3 but ace attorney

N - Name three things you wish you saw more of in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)

minato's hair drawn correctly (i.e. not symmetrical or so aggressively parted that you can't tell it's supposed to be hanging over his eye)

the protagonists together! i see a lot of matching art of them but i don't really see them actually being together often. i love to see them all hanging out i think they should all be bestest friends. as an extension of this, i also want to see more bankita of course. and more specifically of minato and minako together, especially as twins because that's my jam

more art of minato and thanatos that isn't meant to be ryomina akjds i don't say this to be hostile i just think thanatos's design fucks and i want to be able to interact with art of him without encroaching into a space i don't belong

A - Your current OTP(s)/OT3(s)/OTX(s)

bankita! bankita forever raaaaaah! they make me craaaaazy send help. i think i've probably already said everything i need to say about them multiple times over but i just really like them a whole lot. i've even started to drift away from souyo, which was my main ship involving yu, in favor of this one. it's also my only ship involving minato who is my favorite so i guess it gets priority dfkljhd

i'm also quite fond of akishinji, and it's even better if you throw minako in the mix! it's not an ot3 i was expecting to have, but her romance routes with both of them are really sweet and i already shipped them together, so. i was happy to find that there's at least a few other people out there who ship them too!

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)

i'm not really aggressive about my headcanons dhkld they're headcanons for a reason. that being said i guess i did try to start a fight with p3re's first cutscene for making a minor change to minato's reaction to the dark hour which didn't work as well with my headcanon that he believes the dark hour to be a series of hallucinations and nightmares. he does actually have recurring nightmares too, the dark hour just doesn't happen to be one of them. i'm writing a whole fic about this, please wait warmly.

O - Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of

this one's mean. do i like put my spotify on shuffle or what.

untranslated liz triangle song...a minute-long reprise from a musical...an instrumental from a different musical...sappy country song that i could probably apply to a ship but is too generic to hit right...greensleeves...oh alright here we go

this one isn't quite as perfect as some other kairiki bear songs like heart nonsense and batten but i will say it's very baby minato core. to me. i dunno i think a lot about how none of his relatives ever wanted to keep him for very long and what that must have been like for him as a little kid. more thoughts about this will also appear in the aforementioned fic!

[tenok]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

I was tagged by @skyborneveggie, but since I use ao3 mostly as reader and it holds like 10% of my fics I’ll use statistics from ficbook

How many works do you have on AO3?

Currently 282, also some of them are collection of drabbles and smaller fics, sometimes in 40+ parts, so if we count them separately… it’ll be A Lot

What’s your total AO3 word count?

Uhhh ficbook don’t have statistic like this, but my estimate will be like, 500k words, maybe a little more

What fandoms do you write for?

Any that gets my attention. I wrote a lot for Doctor Who and B:tVS when I was younger, then I had a great run in russian fandoms, most notable are Gogol: the Beginning and Major Grom: Plague Doctor. I’m dabbling into GO now, but, like, there’s already so much fics so I’m content with reading and not writing

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Тепло (Warmth) — 2600 kudos, marvel, Steve/Bucky. It’s stupid drabble that gets so popular literally because it’s big fandom and popular pairing, no real value there Уроки рисования (Painting lessons) — 1629 kudos. Again, Steve/Bucky and no great value Мгчд: драбблы (collection of drabbles, Major Grom: Plague Doctor) — 1617 kudos. Ohh this one is good! There’s 74 drabbles and counting, all written at last two years, mostly polyamory and/or family gen. Most popular one there is one where orphan (now 30 y.o. man) discuss with his boyfriend’s quasi-mother things like fighting for his inheritance in court with some distant relatives. People are yearning for mundane stuff I swear Catch a cold — 1398 kudos, Flash (TV), gen about sick Flash being comforted by his archenemy, honestly again not really great stuff that get big because of fandom’s popularity да, со мной непросто (I’m not easy*) — 1390 kudos, Major Grom: Plague Doctor. Ohhh I love thos one! It’s about my ot3, where A and B are estabilished pair and C is their new lover and he’s insecure and they use sex as a means to show him that he’s ~their~. Slightly D/s if you squint. Also with ADORABLE illustrations by nice people!!

*it's a song lyrics, of course

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I love love love answering but also it can get overwhelming .__. Currently I have biiig backlog of comments I should answer, some of them are like year and half old

What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Uhhhh. I rarely write angst honestly, and I prefer open or bittersweet endings, I’m not even sure I have something that counts as angsty ending

What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Almost every one of mine are happy ones. Uhhh can it be «общественное мнен��е» (public opinion). It’s absolutely self indulgent fluff about character A rescuing B from some trouble and being all doting in public etc, and in the end everyone at B’s work knows that he’s in relationship and supports him, and even OC kidnapped by maniac for plot points escapes and found alive

Do you get hate on fics?

No not really. Some funny comments there or there, but not real hate

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Oh, A LOT. Mostly it’s kinky shit, bdsm etc. Mostly ot3 and mostly slash althrough I have some het and a liiiittle of fem. I almost never write extrime stuff, I have like one? non-con and couple dubcon things, but I really want to write more

Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Rarely and mostly it’s crossovers of the kind that fandom already counts as semi-canon (like, you know, when two characters played by same actor are headcanoned as brothers). But uhhh I have a Hot fuzz/Harry Potter crossover where Nicolas is a Dursley’s completely normal relative

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

No. But once person asked yo use my drabble as inspiration for their fic and then literally put whole drabble into said fic. But I’m not even really mad because people commented literally only those lines as so good and clerer lol

Have you ever had a fic translated?

No :(

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I have tried and it was awful. I’m not cut for this

What’s your all-time favourite ship?

Are you kidding how I suppose to choose???

What’s a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

I STILL HOPE I’LL FINISH MOST OF MY FAVORITE WIPS. But uhhh… I have this really old wip in the green lethern fandom, around 11k words and needs at least enough 10k. It’s Hal/Carol (canon het) slowburn, gen for the most part, with assorted cameos of canon characters that’s interesting only for few fand. And it’s mermaid au. I don’t even like mermaid au’s, but I was hooked on metaphor of Hal’s desire to become a pilot and flew at sky and mermaid!Hal desire to become human at touch ground. But I started it in like. 2017? Or even earlier? And I doubt that I ever will be deep enough in this fandom in next years, and if I will, I changed so much as author.

What are your writing strengths?

I was told that I write great dialogues, I think? Also people who like my porn tend to praise my bdsm scenes. I don’t think they are really hot (I wouldn’t get horny for them lol), but I think I do something good with emotional part of it? Oh and more than once people thanked me for the way I wrap things in the end. As I say, I mostly write good or bittersweet endings, and as one reader told me (it’s not word for word quote, I’m oo lazy to search now), it’s like «in the complete dark and misery there’s one open door and there’s warm coming from it». Or something like that.

What are your writing weaknesses?

I’m shit in longer fics, both in plottish sense and as in author stamina. My longest fics for now barely scrape 30k words line, and in my dreams I write 100+k words plot-heavy slowburns. I’m trying but I guess I just not there at the moment and it’s foolish to push myself too hard. Also I’m always unhappy with my research. Like, I want to be The Author who research everything and write details-heavy realistic things, but I’m stupid :( Oh and also my characters rarely… feel? I mean me and my emotions are not big friends and it shows. My readers swears that I write it good enough but urgh, I compare my fics to the one I enjoy reading and I see the difference!!! At this point I guess it’s just part of the style and not a flaw, but, still.

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

No thoughts honestly?

First fandom you wrote for?

First ever wrote? Batman, when I was like 8 yo. I haven’t have internet, mind you, just played with characters in my doc file (for the record, it was about how bad guys torture Batman to the death while Catwoman watch helplessly. Ya I had a great taste even back then). First published was for the russian book searies Mefody Buslaev (which is a young adult series about antichrist working for hell and also falling in love with his guardian angel, and also it’s a spin-off to the Tanya Grotter, which is russian parody of Harry Potter but it’s GREAT, guys, like, it rips off idea of «orphan that killed big bad, abusive adopted family, magic school, but it’s funny as hell and also so invested in early 2000’s russian culture, you just need to be tehre to get it). Anyway it was about het otp with Ares (as god of war and, in this verse, hell’s servant) and beforementioned guardian angel, who is 13 yo looking 1000 yo aged loly with blonde ponytails. I started with exploring of angsty backstory of Ares, get my first comment, get scared and upset because of really innocent remark they made and deleted whole thing. I was like 12 yo so it’s understandaple xD

Favourite fic you’ve ever written?

UHHHH. Hard choice, I like a lot of them, but also the ones that could be my all-time favorites are still in draft.

I guess I'll say «целовать нельзя» (I should not kiss, it's a song lyrics again). It a short (4k words at most) fic for the Легенда номер 17 (russian film about hockey) fandom, with pov of Tarasov, greatest USSR couch etc etc, about his deep repressed ust to the Valera, titular legend of hockey and his golden boy. It's ambigious if Tarasov's feeling returned or not, and even if they are, he would never let Valera risk his career and freedom for some stupid feelings, but for one night Tarasov drunk enough to admit his feelings at least for himself. I'll say it's kinda slaps with angsty feelings, more than any of my other fics.

I’ll also mention «омлет» (omelet, as in «you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs»). It’s one of this 30k words fics, and it was written for bubble comics kinkfest. See we have a childhood friends A and B, and A becomes a big buisenessman while B is his kind of bodyguard, and prompt from fest was like «while building his empire A whored B to his investors». I was like WHERE THE FUCK he found ENOUGH GAY BUISENESSMANS in Russia at early 2000’s??? And this thought prompted me to plot long story of sexual and emotional abuse lol. It tragic it’s sexy it has a silver of hope in the end and it’s in no way perfect, but it’s somewhat good. Also it has not so many kudos, around 250, BUT it also has like, 80+ comments? which is mindblowing ratio! and som,e of this comments 1k words long because people had SO MUCH thoughts and emotions from this text and aren’t it great?

I honestly don't know who to tag? @queerfables if you haven't already, and also everyone who's interested feel free to tag me so I can snoop 👀

[hashtagleh]

You’re so right, and because I get super loving/appreciative when I’m high, I went and found my favorite fics by them to rec to you guys, and if there’s a single fic in this list that you haven’t read, you need to drop everything immediately to change that because holy heck you will not regret it!

if i stare too long | MetalSandwich/Harringroveson/Steddilly (Billy/Steve/Eddie) | word count 191K

Post season 4 but Billy and Eddie both survived, and Mungrove happens first because they’re both hot for Steve which is just *chef’s kiss*

This is ot3 already because I fell in love with Eddie but hate seeing anti-Billy content and they’re often pitted against each other in fandom, but the writing in this alone is literally so good. Then there’s pining and misunderstandings and the smut omg it’s perfect. They’re all stupidly in love with each other and it’s sweet and sexy and a not-quite slow burn and just the BEST happy ending 😍

(ALSO there’s illustrations by celebillustrate for every chapter, so this fic will literally spoil you)

Wicked Game(s) [technically a series, but you can read the main fic on its own] | Harringrove | word count 128K

A non-traditional ABO fic where Billy and Steve are both Alphas, and Billy starts off as an asshole with a crush on Steve, so he tries getting Steve to submit like an Omega but Steve is Not Having That and there’s a whole thing about Steve literally only able to submit if the other submits to him, so that they’re clearly equals, and Billy and Steve end up figuring out how to make it work while also still being true to their designations.

There’s pining and angst and misunderstandings and a whole bunch of sexiness and of course a happy ending. Even and maybe especially if you don’t care for ABO fics, you will for sure still like this one. 🔥

cherry pie | Harringrove | word count 133K

I will admit I haven’t read this one in a couple of years, so my memories are a bit fuzzy, but it’s tagged in my bookmarks as one of my top favorites, so I’m going to end up rereading it as I compile the typeset for binding it anyway.

Things I do remember: Billy and Steve have a summer fling right after graduating high school, and that whole fling is the whole first half of the fic so that’s where you see the original falling in love. But they’re emotionally constipated and Billy follows through on his plans to go back to California at the end of summer while Steve stays in Hawkins, and then for five years Steve and Billy don’t talk at all. Billy goes back for Max’s graduation

- oh yeah, they have a good relationship here, that’s important and I love it -

and he only expects to be there for a week but she convinces him to stay all summer again, which he ends up agreeing to because of course. Billy and Steve are clearly still pining and Steve is hurt but also open about it, and both of them have grown a bit from the teenagers they used to be, and of course they end up getting back together because happy endings only and always! 🎉

this ain’t a love song | Harringrove | word count 13K

Modern college AU that’s literally just 🌽 but damn is it good. Billy and Steve are each under the impression that the other hates them, but really they’re just pining super hard. (That bit isn’t ever formally acknowledged in the fic but the reader can see it.)

They finally hook up at a party and they’re keeping the masks that the other expects, and borrowing one of the fic tags here - the dove is not dead but it’s not healthy either. They’re both drunk and into it but there’s not the checking in for consent but just the expectation that the other could stop them if they wanted when they get to kinks - namely, Steve applies his King Steve persona and the power dynamics and how things played out were hot enough to awaken a new, hyper-specific kink in me 😜

(For anyone hesitant, the ending is indicative of a good actual relationship in the near future and while Steve is still confident after the sex, he’s not mean like he was in the scene, so we can see his affection there too even if Billy is a dumb boy who can’t pick up on it. He’s also basically like “next time you can lead” so there’s an unacknowledged comment about the power imbalance not really being an imbalance for real.)

Bonus, by ToAStranger:

Under the Covers | Harringrove | word count 87K

Another that I haven’t read in forever, but I classify as one of those classic post-season 2 Harringrove fics that just shape fandom. There’s pining and angst and slow burn and also a dash of humor tossed in there that makes the whole thing read as an honest to God novel. Top tier, highly recommend. 🙌🏻

There’s a whole lot more to read by either or both of them too that I also adore, and some that are on my shortlist TBR, so be sure to go check out their other fics too! Honestly they’re both such a gift to the Stranger Things fandom 💛💛💛

brawlite ao3

ToAStranger ao3

I dare y’all to name a better fic writing duo than @brawlite and @toast-ranger-to-a-stranger. I’ll wait…

That’s right, you can’t. bc they fucking outsold.

[topangaslawrnce]

6x09 + 6x14

[the-only-universe-here]

Is it weird that at this point I've literally read enough high quality Grishaverse fanfics that I can't remember what quotes are canon or fanfiction at this point?

[writing-ro]

TF Rarepairing Fest 2022 Day 3: Date Night // Staying In

I’ll admit, this kinda feels like cheating since part of this ship is literally the second most popular ship in the fandom. BUT I don’t focus on that angle of the relationship, and the other two legs of this OT3 have a combined total of 35 works including this one, AND this is the first fic of the OT3 tag, so I’m counting it!

I’m also happy I fulfilled both of the prompts once again, so enjoy!

Rarepair: June Darby/Megatron/Optimus Prime

Also on: [AO3] [FFN]

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They had had the perfect plan for their date night. Dinner at their favorite restaurant, followed by a show, drinks after that, and finally home for whatever they felt like doing. The kids were safely at ensconced at sleepovers and babysitters, and none of them were likely to be called into work. It should have gone off without a hitch. 

The freak snowstorm put paid to those plans. 

June slumped against Megatron’s side as they watched the news broadcast asking that everyone remain off the roads, as the snap freeze and constant snowfall was making them increasingly dangerous. Optimus was in the kitchen, finishing a phone call with Jack and Jen, the last of their checks on the kids to be done. All were safe and warm, though Starscream had complained about potentially having both of the Step-Twins for longer than intended. Skyfire had reassured them that Rose and Skylight were just fine. Elita had said much the same about the twins, as did Bulkhead before he handed the phone off to their oldest. 

Megatron muttered something in Russian - probably curse words - as the theater they’d been planning to go to scrolled across the news ticker as “closed”. “That most definitely ends our plans.”

“At least we’ll get the tickets reimbursed,” June said, looking to the one small positive of the situation. Still didn’t dull the sting of disappointment of not getting to go out at all. 

The click of the phone in its cradle and footsteps on the hardwood heralded Optimus’s arrival from the kitchen. He stood behind the couch, his hands braced on either side of June and Megatron. “We might not be able to make our original plans, but I don’t see why we can’t have a nice date night.” 

“Always the optimist,” Megatron said, craning his neck back while June sat up to look at their husband. “What did you have in mind?”

“Well, it’s not four course meal, but we have lasagna, garlic bread, and salad, plus that fancy wine Alpha gave us for the twins’ birth.” Optimus gestured to the tv stand. “We also have an extensive movie collection, and a stereo system with many CDs to chose from.”

June smiled, her first one since the storm started. “That sounds like an excellent idea.” She leaned up to give Optimus a kiss, then they looked down at Megatron. 

His face remained impassive for a moment, before his own smile broke out. “I think I like the sound of that.” He reached up and pulled Optimus down for his own kiss, this one much longer and more passionate than June’s. 

June’s smile grew, and she hopped up and turned off the TV. “I’m going to get dressed, you two handle the food.” She headed upstairs and to their bedroom, her smile turned to a smirk as a plan of her own formed in her mind. 

She’d intended to wear a full coverage dress, both because of the weather and because she’d had ideas of some ways to tease her husbands. Now though, she was going to tease them in a completely different way. 

When she’d dressed and had finished her makeup and pinning her hair back in a simple half-up-half-down style, she opened the ensuite to find her husbands had found their own way to keep entertained after getting dressed. She couldn’t help a chuckle, and when they broke apart to look at her, said “No, please, don’t stop on my account. I’m enjoying the show.”

Megatron smirked back, smoothing out his dove grey suit, paired with a purple shirt and a silver tie. “You know you’re always more than welcome to join in.” 

“Oh, I know. But you’re so pretty together.”

“That’s a new dress,” Optimus said, drawing her eyes to him. His dark blue suit, burgundy shirt and silver tie were similarly rumpled, but he was watching her too intently to both smoothing it out. 

June smiled, stepping away from the door jam and giving a small twirl. “I was waiting for the right occasion.” And judging by the looks on her husbands faces, it got exactly the reaction she’d wanted. 

Her dress was mostly black, threaded with silver that glinted in the light. The front had a modest neckline, and the semi-sheer sleeves went to her wrists, but the skirt only just covered the top of the black stockings she wore, while the back was completely open, showing the very edge of her garterbelt and her angel wing tattoos. A delicate necklace, earrings, her wedding ring, and a pair of strappy black heels were the finishing touches. 

Once recovering from his stunned stupor, Megatron stalked forward and pulled her against his chest. “You know exactly what you���re doing to me, minx.” 

June smirked up at him. “Of course I do. It’s why I do it.” She leaned up and pressed a kiss to the corner of his mouth. He quickly readjusted and caught her lips for a full, passionate kiss, his hands reaching around to run along her back. 

Another set of hands settled on her hips and gently tugged her away from Megatron. “We do have food in the oven,” Optimus reminded them. “We don’t want it to burn.” 

“How very right, thank you for reminding us, Optimus.” June reached up to touch his face, and smiled when he took her hand and pressed a kiss to the palm of it. She slipped away from her husbands and put just a little extra sway in her step as she headed downstairs. 

Much of the rest of the evening was like that. At dinner, she oh so casually ran her feet along their legs and licked her lips just more often than she needed to. During their movie - she and Optimus outvoted Megatron for Moulin Rouge over The Bodyguard - she would lean over for longer than she needed to to grab some popcorn, and would readjust her skirt more than needed. She was honestly a bit amazed they managed to behave themselves as well as they did when the movie ended and she got up to put on some music while they moved the couch and coffee table out of the way. 

Though it seemed behaving might go out the window quickly, with the way Megatron pulled her against him once the soft and slow music was playing. 

“Saucy minx,” he growled in her ear, and she couldn’t hold back her shiver, even as she smirked up at him. 

“Anything to get you like this. It’s so fun to get you riled up.” And to prove her point, she slipped from his hold and went over to Optimus, who seemed to read her mind and immediately drew her into a dancing position, swaying to the music. 

“His eyes are practically burning. He won’t be going easy on us tonight,” he murmured in her ear, looking over her shoulder. 

“All according to plan,” she murmured back, tucking her head into his neck, and when they turned, she caught a glimpse out the corner of her eye. His eyes were indeed smoldering, and there was no way her smirk was going to leave her face at this rate. 

“Whatever happened to that sweet and timid woman I met all those years ago?” Optimus asked half-rhetorically. 

“She was simply a cover for the minx she really is,” Megatron said, and marched over to them, placing his hands on her hips and pressing his lips to the junction of her neck. 

“You really can’t wait for us to finish our dance?” Optimus asked.

“I can think of another dance we can do. One I think we’ll all enjoy even more.” He tugged June back towards him, and she could feel how eager he was to head back to the bedroom. 

“Hmm… Should we, Optimus?” June asked, looking up at her first husband. 

Optimus chuckled and shook his head. “I know when I’m beaten. You two head on up, I’ll follow you.”

June leaned up to give him a peck on the lips, but Megatron scooped her into his arms and headed for the stairs before she could. “You can’t wait two seconds?” she asked, raising a brow at him. 

“You’ve made me wait long enough,” he said, grinning down at her. “I should teach you a lesson in teasing.” 

June grinned back as they crossed into the bedroom. “I think you should. I’ll be an excellent student.”

“I’m sure you will.”

[johnconstantinesdick]

Not me in hysterical tears as I listen to the Shrek musical and imagine Tarvek as a princess stuck in a tower

I rambled in the tags So Damn Much that I actually hit the tag limit before even getting to the fandom and character tags so I’m just gonna copy and paste that here instead.

#there was a prophecy about a sturmvoraus princess except Anevka bullied Tarvek into pulling a twelfth night so she’s in Paris attending #university while Tarvek is wearing one of his many pretty dresses while lounging in a tower with his handmaiden (tinka) and dragon stand in #(violetta obviously) except WAIT Gil fucking KNOWS Tarvek and THAT IS NOT TARVEK!!!!! #Anevka is completely delighted by this turn of events. like oh this could NOT GET ANY BETTER. Anevka is living her best life. #so she obviously ‘accidentally’ lets slip that she’s Tarvek’s sister and she sets Gil on his quest #(I can’t decide if seffie has been read in on the plan or if Anevka has to comically dodge her the entire time she’s in Paris but Martellus #cannot fucking tell that there’s anything wrong here) #ANYWAY. Gil sets out to Save Tarvek!!!! he’s possibly been lead to believe that his childhood best friend (crush but shh he doesn’t know #that yet) is in more imminent danger than he really is. Gil runs into Agatha on the way and probably saves her from some danger and she gets #roped into his quest by accident. her locket gets damaged somehow and on the way she breaks through. many death rays are made. #so Tarvek is just busy building clanks in his tower. refining his knowledge of the muses. getting kind of bored waiting for the future ruler #of Europa that he’s either going to seduce or kill (he hasn’t decided yet. maybe both) and then fucking GILGAMESH HOLZFALLER SHOWS UP???? #and Tarvek is like. of course. of course he has to play the hero So Damn Bad that he’s going to mess up this entire plan. but oh? who is #that lovely girl with him holding such a beautiful death ray??? obviously she’s the one the prophecy is referring to. she’s already shown #herself to be more competent than holzfaller. #Gil is offended like EXCUSE YOU. I CAME HERE TO RESCUE YOU AND YOURE IGNORING ME??? you KICK miette?????? #also I SAW AGATHA FIRST and IM PRETTY SURE SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY CLAIM TO EUROPA???? #unlike you? Tarvek retorts and Gil goes through like five stages of anger as he tries not to Spill The Beans to win an argument #IS THAT A MUSE??? Agatha asks. CAN I LOOK AT YOUR MUSE?????? #Agatha is the only one here with her priorities straight. #anyway the five of them (ot3 plus tinka and violetta) set out to like. ostensibly return Tarvek to his family. but instead they go on #WACKY HIJINKS. they run into the circus! they join the circus! they reunite tinka and moxana! they steal Zeetha from the circus! they dodge #the jagers that Klaus has sent to retrieve Gil once he gets wind that he’s not in Paris!! they add jagers to their party! like. a lot of #jagers for some reason? why do they all want to go with us? #‘should we tell them she’s the heterodyne?’ oggie whispers. ‘she must be keeping it a secret for a reason’ maxim answers. this is wrong. #Agatha has no idea what’s going on. #once THAT comes out their destination changes to Mechanicsburg and they fix the castle and Klaus finally personally comes down to confront #his wayward son and that’s when GILS revelation comes out and then Klaus catches sight of Zeetha and they have a conversation in skifanderin #and THAT ends in Zeetha going ‘DAD???!!!’ #and someone (Krosp probably. he needs to be there) is like. unbelievable. does ANYONE ELSE have surprise royal heritage???? #Tarvek is like. well ok you have to promise not to get mad.

Anyway that’s my Shrek inspired AU I’ll be here all night.

[lilolilyr]

I posted 25.803 times in 2022

133 posts created (1%)

25.670 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@purlturtle

@queenofcrabs

@aquitainequeen

@existentialvoidofexistence

@toboldlynerd

I tagged 10.503 of my posts in 2022 (41%)

#x – 527 posts

#goncharov – 443 posts

#esc'22 – 361 posts

#queen dead – 298 posts

#*cue crabs* – 186 posts

#threshold day – 179 posts

#q – 177 posts

#mine – 149 posts

#andromaquynh – 144 posts

#tog art – 141 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#anyway apart from lotr i think any fictional death gets a ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ it's fictional and them not-dying is just as fictional so idc

I gave 1 gift in 2022

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My Top-Posts in 2022:

#5

54 notes – posted 24. Juli 2022

#4

58 notes – posted 2. August 2022

#3

New photo of Cybill Shepherd and Talia Shire as Katya and Sofia in Goncharov (1973) resurfaced! Had the two characters originally been supposed to have a kiss scene that was later cut from the movie?

68 notes – posted 25. November 2022

#2

Ot3 fake-dating fanfic idea:

Your main character has a top secret job that they have to travel a lot for - when asked by their date why they had to leave in a hurry, in a panic they said it's because they're actually poly/ in an open relationship and have to go home to their partner. They don't expect to get a second date after that, but lo and behold actually the date calls back and over time they get into a mostly long-distance relationship - in which the lies about their 'other relationship' quickly pile up...

Now the date wants to meet the other partner, maybe because the main character made them seem much too nice - and now they have to pretend to be in a relationship with their co-worker....

Please @ me if anybody writes this, no matter the fandom!

86 notes – posted 23. January 2022

My #1 of the year 2022

221 notes – posted 18. August 2022

Hol dir deinen Tumblr-Jahresrückblick 2022 →

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Because obvs it doesn't show the full posts, espesh with moodboards, I added screenshots of the actual top posts below, plus some other interesting facts!

What I'd also love to have on the year in review is: what posts did I reblog the most times? What was my longest reply conversation? How many times did I reach post limit, and how often did I change my blog heading/description?

Wbu guys, any more ideas? :D

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The one-pic previews for the moodboards re also rly pretty xD but here's the real deal

Adsfg that's what happens if the post gets squished small while font size stays the same huh? Well I hope that doesn't happen on many phones without the year in review background... Oh well!

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My top post results almost got skewed by memeing to 1 thing again! Not as badly as last year with 100% ESC content, but Goncharov definitely made it in xD even though I made most of the posts, all the non Katya/Sofia ones rly, on sideblogs... Thankfully lmao! Also # N°2!!!

Apropos top hashtags, x is my tag to separate rambling from search tags so that's obviously on a lot of posts... & It's cool that Andromaquynh is apparently still my most blogged about, or at least most tagged, ship! Though that it's the only ship in the top 10 is also rather fascinating

& then queen dead - cue crabs! My anti royalty tag combo made it onto the list, in the correct order even xD

And of Course there's threshold day up there as well lmao. Reached post limit for that

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If you're on mobile and the archive link I put on the '133 posts created' doesn't work, here's one for mobile also including reblog additions and the like, or here's the archive link to copy to your mobile browser:

https://lilolilyr.tumblr.com/archive/2022/12/tagged/my%20post

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Bc it says, with tags, who you most reblogged from, other ppl then get tagged by these years in review... & I got tagged a lot lmao

Browneyedgenius Frogswithasmallkn1fe Panicatthesocialmedia Banashee Lonely-night Petrichoraflora Purlturtle Falyakonmp3 glassbearclock

Idk whether to be proud or worried that I'm on here too much for my stuff to show up on so many ppls dashs xDxD

& while there are some beloved mutuals and long-time followers on that list, there are also several I've never seen before?? Did they change their urls recently or do they post so little that I never noticed them in my notes even though I'm one of their biggest post suppliers? I may never know xD

Ahh I checked again and @falyakonmp3 @glassbearclock I think I know your sideblogs? TOG fandom for the win :D fits in with that being in my top hashtags twice :) happy you guys enjoy my reblog collection & mayhaps occasional original content!

just one blog mystery left xD frog who are you

Also @purlturtle looks like we reblog a lot from each other! 😄🤗 Mutuals supreme

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I was gonna say ExcUse YOu tumblr, I gave 2 gifts this year??? Then realized it might have been from a different account

Anyway I gave crabs twice, I wanted to give someone checkmarks for her birthday the second time but that wasn't possible so crabs it was!

I also got a gift once this year, at least I think it was this year? Some months back anyway I got ad-free tumblring for a month!

Anyone want to gift me that again, or crabs for my birthday this weekend? :D

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That Pikachu ad man made it onto the yir gif is hilarious!

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& Yes I am back in the country & somewhat back on tumblr, too!

Not too active yet bc uni stuff I need to catch up on, so I'll keep my heading for another week or so, but I'm reachable again 😁

Not that I've been completely out of contact, the Airbnb had wifi and I've uploaded a lot of pics in my insta stories, those who follow me might've seen... But I've been completely off tumblr and discord to enjoy my vacay, even when I did have wifi

[narastories]

Ship Bingo:

John/Tom

Jamie/Claire

Jamie/John

Harry/Nic (just in case no one else mentioned them 😘)

Oh, these are juicy, thank you!

John/Tom aka my absolute favorite darlings:

OTP. You’ll take this ship out of my cold dead hands. Make me so unwell I broke in the ship tag and wrote 20 fics. I practically wrote a novel with them. I could put them in any scenario of any universe and it would be great.

The only reason I don’t mark relationship goals because there’s a bit of a power imbalance, but with them even that works out so well.

Aesthetically great because Tom Byrd makes sure of it. John would be a pathetic mess without him.

Whatever that screaming girl is in the middle.

I would and do read every fic about them.

I really need this to be canon (I’m joking, I don’t care about canon, but they are on that level that I just have to mark this too.)

Also love them platonically btw, I didn’t mark that bc I don’t only like them platonically if that makes sense.

I love them if you couldn’t already tell.

Jamie/Claire:

...

I already knew when I reblogged this that I wouldn’t use the more strongly worded negative ones. Luckily.

Not my thing. Wrote them in OT3 with John before, and that’s probably the only scenario where I would still might read them. But nope. It’s just... a nope from me.

The impact/their story is more interesting than the ship itself: obviously because OL is their story, and the minor characters/side stories/LJG books are a lot more interesting to me.

Jamie/John:

Ouch. That hurt.

I really need this to be canon: by that I mean it is canon, but I want to read more about all their perfectly canon kisses in the books please. And since John also married Claire you might as well make it a canon OT3. (But we all know DG wouldn’t do that).

I’m conflicted about them + fandom kind of ruined them for me: Actually, it’s more accurate to say that this ship has run its course for me and sailed away. Granted, the fandom drama didn’t help, but the effect on me was more that I started kind of hating Jamie? At least I’m always reminded of his worst traits now and feel like John deserves better. You know I’ve written quite a few stories with them in the past and read a lot more. But now I’m just unable to go back to my happy-shippy feelings about them. :(

I contemplated marking would read fic, because I’m still reading a few special fics here and there, but I also don’t seek it out anymore. It helps if it’s an AU or crossover so I can disregard canon more easily lol

Harry/Nic:

omg I appreciate that you sent me that even though you are not in the DF fandom. It’s amazing enabling right there, friend <3

They make me unwell, I’m so gone for them. Completely lost my mind over them. Can’t stop writing shit.

This is a real ship? Get well soon: that is me at myself a few months ago. Spoiler alert: she did not get well soon.

aesthetically it’s GREAT: I mean they are such a vibe. Harry is right between tall-dark-handsome and XXL twink. His dress-code is city cowboy meets Wicca-chic, plus a bit of nerd vibes plus whatever is not torn or bloody atm. Nicodemus is just absolute evil daddy. Canonically called handsome, nice voice, nice laugh, well-dressed goth basically. *chef’s kiss*

*slaps roof*: this is the ship where I can project all my obscure occult-leaning interests. Any weird trivia or nebulous concept suits this ship so well, whether it’s touched upon in canon or not. Angels, demons, saints, you name it, we can have a discussion about the meaning of life and grey morality between two make-out sessions and it doesn’t look out of place at all. I’m living for this.

I would and do read fic with them

Again, whatever that screaming girl in the middle is

I love them. And you all know that because I won’t shut up about it. Once again, you can take this ship out of my cold dead hands

Thank you so much for sending these @geekinthefuschiahair!! This was fun rambling about them <3