Clark giving a nervous new JLA member the cheat code to winning over Bruce: "Just treat him like you think he's got dangerous superpowers."
New member: "Wait, Batman doesn't have powers?"
Clark: "Perfect, keep it up."
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Babes you got my foaming at the mouth every time you post or update! This new chapter was so precious!!
Modern AU where the only thing that’s different was instead of an illustration of Sherlock Holmes, it’s a picture of Banana Pumpkinpatch
GIRL THE WAY I GOOGLED "BANANA PUMPKINPATCH CHARACTER" BEFORE REALIZING YOU MEANT BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH LMFAOOO 😭😭😭
but aww THANK YOU💖and this is amazing i had to draw it as soon as u sent it, i love that cloras love for sherlock holmes also works in a modern au setting. CLORAS LOVE FOR SHERLOCK IS ETERNAL
(and yes seb would read/watch it bc of her)
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SCREAMING CRYING DYING THROWING UP WHY
“nii…sa…” I’m not okay
HES 12 AND ITS HIS BIRTHDAY
The way Albert is looking at him while the child is crying and bleeding is making wanna break down in tears
THE WAY HES WEAKLY GRIPPING ALBERTS TROUSERS MY POOR BABY
Ew why tf do I feel bad for him he literally abuses people
But also he’s a child who was constantly influenced by his parents and barely interacted with anyone other than his family which meant he was probably never taught right from wrong
How much y’all wanna bet him and Albert never once got a hug from their parents
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forgot how insane watching sherlock makes me like wdym someone ‘misinterprets’ them as being gay EVERY EPISODE and they’re not together?? I’m foaming at the mouth.
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GAYS OF TUMBLR MAY I PRESENT GRENADA HOLMES, THE GAY.
OR SOMETHING IDK. THAT'S WHAT BANANA (@lxvenderjewel) AND RAY (@thearoacemess) CALL IT. THEY INTRODUCED IT TO ME TODAY.
ANYWAY. IT'S ACD SHERLOCK HOLMES AND BY GOD IT'S SO GAY. AND JEREMY BRETT IS SO PRETTY DEAR LORD. OH MY GOD. SO PRETTY. WHY. HOW. PLEASE.
ONCE MORE, TUMBLR, I AM A SLAVE TO THE BEAUTY OF MIDDLE AGED TWINK WHITE BRITISH MAN. AND HIS HANDS.
THIS TIME, BONUS, HE'S LONG-DEAD.
SUCH IS FUCKING FATE.
OH HE PLAYS FREDDY IN MY FAIR LADY BTW. I LOVED THIS MAN BEFORE I KNEW TWAS HIM, BACK IN MY YOUTH.
OKAY BUT ASH (@random-doctor-on-the-internet) WAS A SKEPTIC AND THEN ZE SAW BRETT'S EYES AND ZE WAS A GONER TOO.
EVEN THE MIGHTY GOOD OMENS ARCHIVIST, VEL (@orpiknight), USUALLY SO REFINED IN THEIR MESSAGES, WAS REDUCED TO A BLUBBERING MESS BY HOLMES GROWLING "GOOD MAN" TO WATSON.
PLEASE PLEASE MAGGOTS TUMBLR YOU NEED TO WATCH IT BBC SHERLOCK FUCKED HIS CHARACTER UP SO BAD I SEE IT NOW PLEASE.
HOLMES IS GENUINELY SUCH A DECENT MAN AND KIND AND POLITE HERE JUST LIKE IN ACD CANON.
SO MUCH SO THAT WHEN HE'S MEAN TO WATSON, WATSON IS LEGITIMATELY SURPRISED AND SAD (HOLMES DESCRIBES IT "TEMPORARILY DEPRESSED" OKAY Y'ALL GAY ASS FUCKS WITH A PRAISE KINK)
THEY'RE SO MARRIED AND SO SOFT AND SO FUCKEING GAY
ANYWAY. SO FUCKING PRETTY. THAT HE INSPIRED POETRY FROM ME.
AND IT'S SO AMAZING AND GAY AND FUNNY AND INTERESTING AND PLEASE WATCH IT I BEG OF YOU.
OH AND. FOR MOST OF THE STREAM, I SPOKE ONLY IN "MMMS" BECAUSE FUCK YOU OKAY THAT'S ALL I COULD MANAGE IN MY STATE OF GAY.
WITNESS MY GAY POETRY:
HOW DARE YOU FLOWERS HIS HANDS ARE THE MOST BLOSSOMING PETALS OF ALL.
(the flowers in the shot hid his hand okay I was desperate)
OH PRETTY BOY KILL ME PRETTY BOY FOR I HAVE FALLEN SLAVE TO THE BEAUTY OF THE HANDS OF A MIDDLE AGED WHITE MAN ONCE MORE.
AND WORDSWORTH'S FLOWERS SHALL NOT BE MORE GAY THAN I, WHEN YOUR EYES TURN UPON ME AND I SEE THE LIGHT OF HEAVEN AS I FALL FURTHER FROM IT.
(THIS WAS COZ OF MY MMMMM LANGUAGE OKAY.)
THE STREAM THAT BROKE ALL THE FUCKING GAYS.
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Been watching old movies lately and came across basil rathbone's sherlock & that awakened in me the remembrance of watching granada holmes, oh, ages ago, as a tween & now I've fell down into my love for Sherlock Holmes again! (acd/Victorian decidedly, no m*ftiss here tyvm)
I. am. obsessed. with Jeremy Brett's version of holmes 😍 he's simply the best screen version there's no question {and the fact that now I know he's bi & nd (I am too!) makes it all the better viewing 💜} - but I also am really enjoying watching burke and hardwicke's portrayals of Watson this time around, I don't think I really took notice of just how well they play our good friend & colleague ☺️ Dr John Watson the first time around and looking kinda hot while doing it, I think.
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martin freeman is stunning as john but can we talk about jude law
i just love the dynamic rdj holmes and watson have and like. jude law. look at him. he’s so pretty
also i love that it’s actually set in the time of the books. like don’t get me wrong i love me some modern sherlock holmes adaptations but sometimes i wish i could live in late 1800s britain (then i remember i’m gay and afab and would definitely get accused of witchcraft)
only issue is that i can’t find these movies for free fucking anywhere so i’m having to watch them pirated on the bilibili website and the quality is horrid 😭
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