#ofmdnsfw

[poorlyformed]

my piece for @becausethenightzine drawn for this amaaaazing fic by @unadulteratedkr about Ed and Stede meeting for the first time and being down bad for each other immediately

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[crimson-phantom-designs]

Ed is bitey tho with my characters that seems to be a trend amonst other things. 👀

A little something 🌶 for BottomStedeWeek (That's a main feature in my works anyway, but still. XD )

Full image below the cut.

[oldmanffucker]

Father Hands/Parishioner Stede wip……

[nb-mothman]

the best way to practice your sailor's knots

more t4t edstede + bondage 😘

[old-deuteronomy]

Nodding.

[lixxxarts]

wondering if I split it up it'll allow me to post

[doctorwhence]

Edward Teach is the brilliant but bored captain of a luxury cruise ship, Queen Anne 2. Privately, his marriage to his second-in-command, Staff Captain Izzy Hands, is on the rocks with little hope of rescue.

Stede Bonnet, recent divorcee and author of the popular travel blog The Gentleman Pirate, decides to go on a cruise to clear his head. The Caribbean sun and all-inclusive cocktails ought to do just that…

🍍My OFMD cruise ship AU is finally finished! It’s been an extremely fun trip 🧡

🍍Rating: E / Wordcount: 37,7k / Pairing: Steddyhands

🍍 Read on AO3.

[knotwerk]

Proper Hydration

By me, knotwerk!

Series now complete.

An OFMD modern AU Gentlebeard series that explores the question, “What if they met after coming home to themselves a bit first?” Explicit & angstless.

Proper Hydration Fast-burn with sweet feelings, fluff, and really yummy fruit.

Now with podfic, by @lindie-kninjaknitter !!

Good Weird A small Halloween gathering, with art by jay!!

Staycation Ed & Stede enjoy a long weekend in together.

Tango Ed & Stede get closer at year's end, with art by jay!!

Buttons Ed & Stede have an interesting week.

Mobius Ed and Stede spend some time away from home.

Epigraph Ed and Stede come home together.

Proper Hydration poetry & process-related blog posts

infodump on Michael Field, poet featured in Tango aka PH4. posted 12/31/22

Poetry and Proper Hydration discusses my writing process for PH1-5 (through Buttons), my process for poem selection for PH1-5, how i got into reading poetry, and where/how i source my poetry reading list. posted 3/1/23

Meditations on Meditations thoughts on some poems in Buttons aka PH5. posted 4/7/23

extremely enthusiastic and brief blorbo gratitude feelings posted 4/24/23

on editing PH6 aka Mobius posted 5/11/24

a photo & list of all the books containing poems featured in proper hydration

[poorlyformed]

had to draw a quick little sketch because I saw that bts of Taika in the blue wrap as Ed and have been thinking of nothing else since

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[caineyouseeme]

SteddyHands AU: Stede is EdIzzy’s new neighbor. 

**This was originally a twitter fic of mine. I added in several comments, editing for flow. Thank you to everyone who has participated so far**

#NSFW

Ed and Izzy are going at it like they’re in heat one night and Izzy is NOT quiet. Ed is pinching Izzy’s already tender nipples while he fucks three fingers into Izzy’s soaked and gaping cunt. Izzy comes with a shout and as they both collapse, there comes a TAP TAP on the window 

It’s a few days later when it happens again. Ed knows he should be ashamed, should feel guilty for being a disruptive neighbor, but he doesn’t. Instead, he fucks Izzy harder the next night, making him come over and over until they’re both hoarse. 

Izzy sees the game they’re playing and revels in the way Ed claims him night after night. If Izzy doesn’t moan Ed’s name with his pussy full then Ed will flip him over and spank it out of him. The broken “I’m sorry Edward. I’m—m sorry daddy,” escaping him every time. 

Stede comes the hardest on those nights. He didn’t know why, didn’t want to know why, but the sound of Izzy begging, calling Edward daddy, sounding so needy sent him over the edge. 

Ed memorizes Stede’s work schedule quickly. He waits until he hears water running through their shared wall, ensuring Stede is stepping out of the shower, water dripping off his half hard cock, by the time Izzy’s unmistakable voice is screaming Ed’s name. 

Stede’s spunk splatters across the bathroom floor like it does almost every night. He rested his head against the wall, breathing hard as he imagined the beautiful men next door enfolded in each other’s embrace. 

He knocked against their shared wall twice. Every day he completed this ritual and every day his heart raced as he listened to the silence. His relief at the responding knock took the breath out of his lungs. 

There comes a knock at Stede’s bathroom door. So much for relief. “Yes Mary?” 

“Dinner.” 

He sighed. “Yes, Mary.” 

Stede lay awake that night thinking about them, about how much they seemed to enjoy eachother… he’d never felt that way with Mary. Maybe there was something wrong with him. Why does he keep thinking about them? Thinking about the way Izzy's eyes crinkled when he smiled, about the time Ed had reached for his mail and exposed a sliver of tanned and scarred stomach. He knew they were dangerous thoughts, but he can't stop.

He imagines Izzy’s blissful expression, his fingers pulling on Ed’s immaculate curls as he comes. Stede notices how, when Mary is curled on her side, facing away, he can almost pretend it’s Ed beside him. He fucks her for the first time in months, unable to meet her eyes.

He comes a bit too quickly when he thinks about Izzy’s arms and E’s hair and the way they always seem to be touching each other in their small, mindless ways. He holds Mary afterwards, guilt a physical thing in his chest.

It happens again, and again. They’ve never been the loudest couple, especially with a toddler down the hall, but Stede couldn’t hold back when marry tried on the new leather jacket he bought her. She giggled when he told her to keep it on.

Ed hears them through the thin walls. He hears the man grunting and the woman’s voice repeating “Stede, Stede.” Ed’s hand is on his cock before he has time to think, his forehead pressed to the wall. He mouths the name along with the woman, Stede, Stede. The man says something and there’s a moment of silence and then, “please daddy,” comes the woman's voice. Ed spills over his fingers as he hears Stede do the same.

----End Part One--

[oldmanffucker]

What would you have me do, Captain?

2.5k words, E, yes it ends with edward crying /pos

link

[nb-mothman]

belated valentine's day fun 💘 t4t as always :}

☆full image here☆

[old-deuteronomy]

It’s maryizzy time

He’s still not straight

[erosrevenge]

🖤 MAYhem 🖤

An OFMD Angst Trope Event

Info, rules, & prompts below 🔥

🖤 WelComE to MAYhem 🖤

💀 PrEpARe 💀

🔥 RuLeS of EngAgeMeNt 🔥

🔥 CaVeaTs 🔥

Fic/Links can also be shared here on Tumblr using the hashtag

😈 ThE ChaOs 😈

💀🖤 PrOmpTs 🖤💀

*Day 5 common trope is "love at first sight"*

DM with additional questions, ect.

🖤🪽🏹

[poorlyformed]

somebody mentioned hole?

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WELCOME TO HOLESTICE! It’s officially the 21st in Iceland, the country currently showing the hottest, wettest hole, so SHARE YOUR FAVORITE FILTHY SMUTS

[ofmdresearch]

What is Our Flag Means Research?

Our Flag Means Research functions as a shared space for the curious side of Our Flag Means Death fandom. It's a hub for all sorts of research that's connected to OFMD and its fandom. The focus or the type of research can be pretty much anything, as long as it's OFMD adjacent.

The level of academic professionalism or seriousness is not that important. The focus is on collecting this type of content in one place and making it accessible to everyone.

We will help those of you who are working on research projects by sharing information of your ongoing surveys, interview invitations and other studies that are looking for participants. We can also run polls to collect data.

We will share links to published results that are hosted somewhere in a way that is accessible to everyone (AO3, personal websites, Google Docs etc.)

Works shared via Our Flag Means Research may include content that is not suitable for children. Anyone submitting works must be at least 18 years old.

Under the cut:

Where to find us?

Submissions

Policies

Who are the people behind this whole thing?

Where to find us?

In addition to this Tumblr, we have a website, a Mastodon account and a Pillowfort account. We also have a Discord server.

Submissions

How do I make a submission?

Leave an ask on Tumblr, send a direct message on Mastodon or contact tikli on Discord. Tell what sort of submission you want to make:

Promote your upcoming/ongoing study in order to get more participants.

Collect data for your study via Tumblr and Mastodon polls.

Promote your published results.

What sort of works can I submit?

We're really not too picky. Survey results, media analysis, interviews, essays, statistical analysis... If it was born out of curiosity and you did it to find out about Something, it probably fits the bill.

We expect your work to be respectful towards others and not born out of malicious intent.

Policies

Do you focus on or avoid specific characters or ships?

The content we share comes from individual fans who are free to choose their subject however they please. We don't discriminate against any character or ship. Any perceived under- or overrepresentation is due to individual motivation.

What is your tagging policy on Tumblr/Mastodon/Pillowfort?

Submitters can suggest what tags they want to use with their content.

NSFW content will be marked as such on Pillowfort and content warnings will be added on Mastodon when needed. On Tumblr, Community labels will be used when needed. NSFW posts will also be tagged with #ofmdnsfw.

If the content focuses on a specific character(s) / ship(s), the established tags will be used when available.

What is your blocking policy?

As a general rule, the accounts on Tumblr, Pillowfort and Mastodon don't block anyone. However, targeting the accounts with harassment or interfering with the data collection in order to skew the results will lead to a block.

Who are the people behind this whole thing?

The admin of Our Flag Means Research is tikli. There is also a very loosely organised collective of Izzy enjoyers who are actively doing or planning on doing some research regarding OFMD.

Our previous projects used our personal accounts for data gathering, and that presented a problem with blocked accounts, possibly skewing the samples. A few of us had thought about making a new account for data collection purposes. It made a lot more sense to make just one account that everyone could use.

Our Flag Means Research started out on Twitter, but has since moved on to other platforms.

Despite the origins being in the Izzy corner of the fandom, Our Flag Means Research is for everyone who is interested in doing research about the show and the fandom.