#officially dorset

[officially-dorset-deactivated]

So apparently Brighton isn’t in Dorset and Bournemouth isn’t in Sussex. Mixed them up again. This is why I was banned from geography

[kidnaps-you]

The people that I've kidnapped are willingly here:

@thee0ne-with-rabies

@maryland-officially

@four-leafed-queer-gal

@sentientballofpeas

@theetherealraphael (ily <33)

@ankoku-teion

@jaydove-writes

@irishfry

@bored-dromaeosaur

@president-worm-official

@violet-hady

@theshelteredbrat

@international-waters-frfr

@totally-india

@officially-dorset

@the-real-gmail

@forrestreblogsrandomshit

@mofusand-official

@microsoft-edge-real

@0tter-of-chaos

@but-aint-this-texas

@th3r4t48-p3t-r3t

@amul-unofficial

@totally-china

@neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies

@silvers-not-home (and littles the cat :D)

@the-fmby-north-carolina-totally

@sleepy-boy-shit

@walmart-the-official

@schlorb

@udnergecko

@coffee-and-spite

@jarrythan

@trans-army-real

@washington-offical

@greyhound-official

@i-make-things-into-faces

@nintendo-3ds-official

@bagelofchaos

@definitely-mihoyo

@eatheire

@seagull9111

@sergeant-jasper

@theasexualagent

@a-crazy-little-goblin

@goth-claudiaa

@shakespeare-official-account (ily <33)

@itscthulhubitch (took me 4 tries to get ur name right ToT)

@the-real-catholic-church

@the-official-goose-god

@crane-detector

@definitely-waste-management

Pls if i forget to add anyone, just send me an ask

Stuff we have in da van:

Garlic bread, candy, HRT, cool merch (any fandoms), blankets, pillows, blåhaj, hot chocolate, cool people... :D

UPDATE: THE VAN HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO A SCHOOL BUS TO FIT MORE PEOPLE :D

[resident-dumb-fuck]

richard iii dashboard simulator. i thought it would be funny and here we are

🐗halfhearteddickjoke

what if i caused problems on purpose <3

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

oh no... i cant believe the king is having my brother killed... oh noooo

#FUCK YOU GEORGE

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💥ladyanne Follow

man i miss my husband and father in law

🐗halfhearteddickjoke

hey

💥ladyanne

shut the fuck up you literally killed them??? get off my post

🐗halfhearteddickjoke

can i try rizzing you up

💥ladyanne

um. sure?

🐗halfhearteddickjoke

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

💥ladyanne

i can't believe i'm saying this but this is kind of working.

🧍‍♂️gentleman-retainer

anyone else in this thread smoke weed

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🌹lancaster-official Follow

you all suck.

@/elizabeth-woodville your son will die and you will be deposed and youre gonna die SAD and ALONE.

@/river-severn @/dorset-sheep and @/billhastings you're gonna get executed

@/halfhearteddickjoke hm. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. nobody hang out with this conniving bitch i hate him i hate him so much and i am three seconds away from killing him constantly.

🐦fuckinghim Follow

get off tumblr margaret we're in court

🌹lancaster-official

he's not gonna want you as his boytoy forever

🐦fuckinghim

WE'RE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP??????

🌹lancaster-official

i've seen you talk to him. i know what you are

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🗼mr-london-tower Follow

just heard george duke of clarence say "snork mimi" aloud i'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health] request to be moved away from guarding his cell

🗼mr-london-tower

update: so it turns out the malmsey wine is unusable, for related reasons to this man.

#fuckin. dead body in the malmsey. cant have nice things around here #i hate my job so bad

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eddie-baby-deactivated

yayyy everybody is friends now :)

🐗halfhearted-dick-joke

dude you literally killed clarence??? you cant be having other people making friends youre a murderer

eddie-baby-deactivated

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT I CANCELED THAT ORDER???

🐗halfhearted-dick-joke

you killed that guy man what the fuck. you cant be doing that

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👗elizabeth-woodville Follow

I regret to inform you all that the king has died.

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✨cecily-not-sicily Follow

dude my sons GOTTA stop dying. this is so fucked.

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

i do so love to cause problems on purpose :)

#sorry to any family members of lords rivers, vaughan, and grey. um. you will not be seeing them anymore! <3

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🐦fuckinghim Follow

preteens are so scary for no reason??? had to interact with two for work and like. they suck so bad. "i fear no uncles dead" shut the fuck up you smartass little shit. also had to explain to them the history of the tower of london which. i don't fucking know that shit! i don't know who built the tower of london! it sure as fuck wasn't julius caesar!

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#️⃣billhastings Follow

SOMEONE has got to stop waking me up in the middle of the night to hear their dreams

#️⃣billhastings

oh what the fuck.

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🍓bishop-ely Follow

crazy day at work today

#never go outside to get strawberries worst mistake of my life #came back in the room and they were accusing hastings of witchcraft. like sure yeah i guess

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🐦fuckinghim Follow

richard duke of gloucester should be king because not only are edward v and richard duke of york illegitimate but also so was edward iv. also richard duke of gloucester is just. kind of an all around good guy! as opposed to edward iv who ah. how do i put this in a manner that isn't horribly offensive. yeah okay figured it out. not a great person! unpleasant to be around!

also if you wanna know what was up with hastings he was a traitor don't worry about it.

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💥ladyanne Follow

RICHARD. RICHARD WHEN I CATCH YOU RICHARD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN KING OF ENGLAND

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🐦fuckinghim Follow

shit dude that one vine wasn't lying. what the fuck richard

#i have to leave immediately. jesus fucking christ man.

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

yay king of england :) i will be very good at this i feel

#everybody's always like "what the fuck richard you can't kill two kids" or "why would you do that" and never like "was it fun having those preteens killed. it looked fun"

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🌹lancaster-official Follow

@/halfhearteddickjoke FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

submitted by @/elizabeth-woodville

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

wow everything is going so bad. what the entire shit @/fuckinghim

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🐦fuckinghim Follow

ughhh margaret was right. NOT ABOUT THE BOYTOY THING

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®️henry-twoder-or-something Follow

hi ive been here the whole time. ive done the math and i do technically have a claim to the throne :)

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

i cant believe im saying this but i did just have an ebenezer scrooge moment. god i hate it here.

#maybe i am a bad person

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®️henry-twoder-or-something Follow

wow richard has died :) i cant believe i am the king now! yayyyy

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🚣‍♂️resident-dumb-fuck Follow

final message from op! sorry everyone. im so annoying about this forever

[offbrand-hunger-games]

The Bloodbath, Game 5

@indigoviolet311 runs away from the Cornucopia.

@raedioactive scares @officially-dorset away from the cornucopia.

@elder-sister grabs a jar of fishing bait while @chromaticlera gets fishing gear.

@kykafitzdinguss and @helinedmightbehere fight for a bag. kykafitzdinguss gives up and retreats.

@space-captkin and @thoulizzier run away from the Cornucopia.

@single-celled-autism and @celestiachan fight @letuko and @offbrand-hunger-games . letuko and offbrand-hunger-games survive.

@isthattetofrommesmorizer runs away from the Cornucopia.

@agoofywoman grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

@artsy-anonymous retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

@starlightohstar, @imonthenoflylist, and @cloudofcorvids run away from the Cornucopia.

@averagesoup shoots an arrow into @honeylavendersweets 's head.

@autotheist-of-ominous-threats takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

@url0calcrvckhead and @ash-the-bee run away from the Cornucopia.

[city-of-london-official]

Hello. I am the City of London (he/him). I am not the greater London area, only the City of London.

Hey, mod here (she/her)! Just a note, any of the boroughs are legally my children.

Tagging under the cut!

@maryland-officially @non-tyrannical-usa @communist-usa-real @somerset-official @officially-dorset

@sussex-official @ohio-thestate @the-principality-of-sealand

[provinceofthegenderfluidofficial]

Reminder, scroll through #genderfluid campaign runner to see campaign posts!

@il0v3b00kss0much

@galaxy-starshine

@cliban

@officially-dorset

[the-real-sun-god]

Hello. I am The Almighty Sun God Iuana. I am the only sun god and the best sun god.

(This blog is not associated with any real deitys, it is fictional and a gimmick blog.)

Name: The Almighty Sun God/Iuana

Pronouns: she/they/it

(Mods pronouns: She/Her)

You may ask your prayers, but only true believers will be granted favourable outcomes.

(Tagging other gimmicks under the cut:)

(Also adding art of her)

@non-tyrannical-usa @the-red-planet-mars @definitely-dione @officially-dorset @officially-capricorn

@maryland-officially @google-searchhistory-official @magic8ball-official @literally-the-first-state @literally-leo

@officially-taurus @definitely-totally-croatia @communist-usa-real @ohio-thestate @totally-apple-music

@germany-official @the-fr-north-carolina-totally @same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday @definitelygoodwill @definitelymanitoba

@real-grammarly @real-denmark @ursa-major-actually @the-planet-earth @totally-dairy-queen

[newtonsheffield]

How much does the press focus on Kate’s guest? Does it come up in her post match, on court interview? Does Kate even acknowledge to herself at least, that this is a very public message about her personal life? I think Anthony is ready for it (more than he realizes it), but is she?

I think the press is fascinated by what’s going on to be honest. I mean, Kate Sharma was in a relationship with Tom Dorset for a good long while and he was never sat with her family. Never. Not once. And she never went to see him play either. They never shared the court even in practice.

And all of a sudden: Enter Anthony Bridgerton. From what the photographers watching her practice saw they were flirty, having fun. She showed up to his match and wasn’t sat with his family but there he is. Sat between her mother and sister, all of them chatting. It’s s being a pretty clear message to people. So much so they almost don’t need confirmation of a relationship at this point.

He’s wearing her merchandise for God’s sake. They’re clearly in a relationship at this point. And Simon is definitely cursing his brother in law because of course it falls to him to ask the question everyone wants to know.

“Kate, some incredible tennis out there today.”

Kate nodded, waving at the cheering crowd. “Yeah, Nikki was great today. It’s always great to play someone who’s really in tune with the way they play. I had a lot of fun today.”

That was one of the things people liked about Kate. She was playing an eighteen year old girl who must have been dreading the fact that Kate Sharma was the first on her docket. No one in the stadium rooting for them and she still finds the time to give them their moment.

Simon nodded, swallowing as though this was the very last thing he wanted to ask her. “And you’ve got a little more support in the stands today.”

She’d been expecting it, and she still hadn’t figured out what to say. She settled for shifting the focus just a little. Leaning in to tease Simon. “Yeah, I think you know my new friend right?”

Both of them turned towards Anthony and waved. Anthony looked like a deer in the headlights but waved back, a little unsurely. Simon chuckled, “For those of you who don’t know: my wife Daphne is Anthony’s sister. I’m a little too familiar with Anthony. Though I’ve never seen him wearing a Sharmarama hat that’s new.”

“Oh he’s a cutie-pie.”

The crowd roared with laughter as Anthony blushed, right there on the screen.

“I don’t want to ask you this obviously but ah… any comment on the rumours about you two?”

Kate clicked her tongue, “You should ask Anthony. I’m interested in the answer as well.”

The crowd roared again and Simon shook his head.

“Thanks so much Kate. Excellent match today, look forward to seeing you next time.”

Even if there’s no official confirmation, Kate Sharma leaving the All England club with her kit bag in Anthony Bridgerton’s shoulder before it’s loaded into her vintage Jag seems like confirmation enough.

[sussex-official]

Hey! I'm Sussex (they/he) and I'm the idiot who runs this (she/her)

I'm the personification of an English county and also part fox!

Tagging people!

@officially-dorset @somerset-official

(More under the cut)

@real-antonio-vivaldi @non-tyrannical-usa @the-real-gmail @maryland-officially @the-principality-of-sealand

[officially-dorset-deactivated]

Bloody seagull stole my fish and chips

[greatworldwar2]

• No. 125 Newfoundland Squadron RAF

Motto: Nunquam domandi ("Never to be tamed")

Squadron Codes: FN (Apr 1939 – Sep 1939) VA (Jun 1941 – Nov 1945)

Number 125 (Newfoundland) Squadron was a Royal Air Force squadron active during World War II and briefly in the mid-1950s. Throughout its service the squadron primarily operated night fighters. No. 125 Squadron was initially formed at Old Sarum, Wiltshire on 1 February 1918 as a light bomber squadron of the Royal Flying Corps. It was planned for the squadron to become operational and deploy to France in September however it was instead disbanded on 1 August 1918, thus never seeing active service in the First World War.

No. 125 Squadron was reformed on June 16th, 1941 at RAF Colerne equipped with Bolton-Paul Defiant night fighters. The squadron was raised as a result of a war loan raised by the Newfoundland Commission of Government in 1940. After discovering a surplus of revenue, the commission presented the British Government with $500,000 to establish a squadron with the hope that it would be manned by Newfoundlanders. This hope was realised with at least a dozen Newfoundlanders flying with No. 125 Squadron in its early days along with a contingent of English, Scottish, Welsh, Commonwealth and Polish pilots. Volunteers from Newfoundland and Labrador died at a higher rate while serving with the Royal Air Force (RAF) than with any other branch of the British Armed Forces during the war. On 24 September 1941, the squadron moved to RAF Fairwood Common, Wales and became fully operational, with the Defiant proving to be a more than effective night fighter. By February 1942, No. 125 Squadron began to convert over to the twin-engined Bristol Beaufighter, with these becoming operational by April. Defiants and Hawker Hurricanes were also used to supplement the Beaufighters in the squadron's patrols. With an increasing number of Newfoundlanders being found in No. 125 Squadron's ranks, some aircrew began to name their aircraft in recognition of their Newfoundland heritage: St, John's, Corner Brook, Deer Lake and Buchans were some of the names they used. From October to December 1942, the squadron operated a detachment at RAF Sumburgh in the Shetland Islands.

No. 125 Squadron moved north to RAF Valley in November 1943 in order to carry out patrols over the Irish Sea. While based here the squadron operated a detachment from RAF Ballyhalbert in Northern Ireland. Despite being a 'Newfoundland' squadron, by November 1943 only 5 of the 30 aircrew were from Newfoundland as well as 45 of the roughly 200 ground crew came from the Dominion. With a conversion to de Havilland Mosquito night fighters in February 1944, No. 125 Squadron moved south to RAF Hurn, Dorset at the end of March. This was in preparation to cover the Operation Overlord landings in Normandy. In April, No. 125 Squadron had their caribou squadron badge officially approved by King George VI. The squadron also participated in intercepting Operation Steinbock raids from January to May 1944. With a bridgehead secured in France and with the commencement of V-1 flying bomb attacks on London, the squadron moved to RAF Middle Wallop in July 1944 to fly night time interceptions.

On October 18th, 1944, No. 125 Squadron moved to RAF Coltishall, Norfolk. From Coltishall the squadron defended against enemy intruders and Heinkel He 111s carrying flying bombs, as well as undertaking reconnaissance to locate the remainder of German shipping. In April 1945, No. 125 Squadron transferred up to RAF Church Fenton in Yorkshire. Here it saw out the war before disbanding for the second time on 20 November 1945 when its aircraft and personnel were renumbered to No. 264 Squadron. By the end of the war No. 125 Squadron had managed to score 44 victories, 5 probables and 20 damaged. No. 125 Squadron reformed in March 1955 as a night fighter unit once more. While based at Stradishall, the squadron operated alongside fellow night fighter units No. 89 Squadron and No. 152 Squadron, as well as No. 245 Squadron. The Squadron was disbanded for the final time in May 1957.

[totally-italy]

I have the sudden urge to write Just Add Magic fa fiction

( @officially-dorset )

Sorry, what does 'fa' mean? Is it 'fantasy adventure', or am I just wrong? Anyway, you absolutely should!

[the-actual-ocean]

I keep mistaking your pfp for the Pepsi logo

( @officially-dorset )

Valid. It's a lot like the Pepsi logo. Not close enough to get us sued tho.

[wessexroyalfamily]

Crown Prince William and Crown Princess Elizabeth Attend Charitable Reception at Leeds Castle

Dorset, Wessex – Their Royal Highnesses Crown Prince William, Duke of Dorset, and Crown Princess Elizabeth hosted a reception at Leeds Castle yesterday to honor and engage with representatives of their patron charities. The event marked the couple’s final public engagement before they embark on their upcoming tour of Rutland.

Leeds Castle, a historic gem in the heart of Dorset and one of the royal’s ancestral estates, provided a stunning backdrop for the occasion. Crown Princess Elizabeth, in particular, took time to meet with officials and volunteers from various organizations, reflecting her growing role within the royal family. The Princess’s dedication to her patronages was on full display, notably those in the field of veterans’ affairs—a responsibility she assumed following the retirement of the Queen’s cousin, Princess Alexandra, Countess of Hyannis.

The reception highlighted the ongoing charitable efforts spearheaded by the couple, with the Crown Prince reaffirming his commitment to causes spanning youth development, mental health, and environmental sustainability.

The couple’s visit to Leeds Castle comes just ahead of their anticipated tour of Rutland. This trip will mark the first official royal visit to the Kingdom of Rutland since the succession of Chester, underscoring its symbolic importance.

Observers noted Princess Elizabeth’s grace and professionalism during the day’s engagements, a reminder of her expanding public role as the monarchy prepares for the future.

Character Bios:

1. Crown Prince William of Wessex

2. Crown Princess Elizabeth of Wessex

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[offbrand-hunger-games]

HUNGER GAMES #5

:)

#1 

@averagesoup

@cloud-of-corvids

#2

@single-celled-autism

@elder-sister

#3

@imonthenoflylist

@letuko

#4

@agoofywoman

@chromaticlera

#5

@starlightohstar

@artsy-anonymous

#6

@space-captkin

@celestiachan

#7

@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

@indigoviolet311

#8

@thoulizziers

@raedioactive

#9

@isthattetofrommesmorizer

@officially-dorset

#10

@offbrand-hunger-games

@kykafitzdinguss

#11

@honeylavendersweets

@helinedmightbehere

#12

@ash-the-bee

@url0calcrvckhead

[maryland-no-rabies]

May I hear more about the crab army?

( @officially-dorset )

sure!!

uh. it means you.... Fight for the crabs!

Like these guys!!