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chaoticdreamfart ยท 2 months ago
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Serkan - Naz Niyaz '2020' Official #sevdakar #serkansevdakar
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Karadeniz'in en iyi sanatรงฤฑ.
Her zaman ki gibi mรผkemmelsin.
AฤŸzฤฑna yรผreฤŸine saฤŸlฤฑk ๐Ÿ‘ˆ
ABฤฐM ๐Ÿค—
ArkadaลŸlarฤฑma armaฤŸanฤฑm olsun.
TeลŸekkรผrler ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘
Saygฤฑlar ๐Ÿ‘ˆ
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Bak ben yฤฑlanฤฑ deliฤŸinden รงฤฑkarmak iรงin dil dรถkmem.. deliฤŸi tikarim!!
Yฤฑlan รงฤฑkmak iรงin yalvarฤฑr!!
Demem o ki.
Tatlฤฑ dil bitti sadece ve sadece.
Yฤฑlan gibi ลžam ลŸeytanlar kalsฤฑn.
Delikteโœ‹
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜
Hep beraber Gรผlek
Gรผnaydฤฑn ๐ŸŒ„
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘Œ....โœ๏ธ
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PRENSES ๐Ÿ‘‘
YAฤžMUR๐Ÿ’
๐Ÿ‘
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sertkiz ยท 10 months ago
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AyลŸe Dinรงer - Takmฤฑyorum Seni (Official Video)
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Sevipte ayrฤฑlan Doslarima gelsin.
Hep beraber izliyek.
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸคฃโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜„
Hayฤฑrlฤฑ akลŸamlar dostlar.
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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ˜
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sachermorte ยท 30 days ago
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TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ TODAY๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆโค๏ธ โค๏ธIM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚ my CUMpkin pie ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘… lover ๐Ÿ˜˜ itโ€™s finally HOEvember ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ… time to be ๐Ÿ˜‰ thankful ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’‹ for all that sweet potato ๐ŸŠ DICK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘… youโ€™ve had this fallโ€ฆ..now send this to t e n 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฆ sexiest ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿฆƒ TURKEY ๐Ÿฆƒ sluts in the next ๐Ÿ•• 1 5 seconds ๐Ÿ•’ or youโ€™ll miss out ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต on the Black COCKDAY ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒถ DEALS!!! ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ˜จ if you get FIVE 5๏ธโƒฃ back then youโ€™re officially ๐Ÿ˜ณ a ๐Ÿ˜ฎ SEXY STUFFING ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿž slut ๐Ÿ˜˜ who goin get STUFFED on Turkey day with daddyโ€™s special recipe! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get t E n 5๏ธโƒฃโž•5๏ธโƒฃ then itโ€™s time to show Santa ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป whERE THE BAD BITCHES AT ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ˜HAPPY ๐Ÿ‘ SPANKSGIVING๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฆƒ BITCHESโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ Iโ€™m SO thankful ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ to have a FILTHY ๐Ÿ˜ฑ SLUT ๐Ÿ˜‹ like you ๐Ÿซต in my life ๐Ÿฅฐโ™ฅ๏ธ Get ready to SUCK๐Ÿ˜› those TURKEY๐Ÿฆƒ BREASTS๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‰ and LICK๐Ÿ‘… those THIGHS๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ— Flick ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿง my green BEAN๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿซ› and eat ๐Ÿ˜‹ my SWEET๐Ÿ˜ซ POTATO๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ  ASSerole๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸฅตPut your ๐Ÿซต MACARONI๐Ÿ in my YAMS ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ  until it gets CHEESY๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ Send โžก๏ธ THIS to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ HOESโ›๏ธ your MOST THANKFUL โค๏ธโค๏ธ for ๐Ÿ™Œ Get 0๏ธโƒฃ back and your EGGS๐Ÿฅš wonโ€™t โŒ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ get DEVILED๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น Get 5๏ธโƒฃ back and you MAY๐Ÿง๐Ÿคจ get deFLOWERed ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ Get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back and that TURKEY๐ŸฆƒPUSSY๐ŸฑIS GETTING STUFFED๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿซจ WITH CUM-PKIN ๐ŸŽƒ PIE๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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bjyxobsessed ยท 2 years ago
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Yizhan stans didnโ€™t get same stage or any interactions from XZ and Yibo on Weibo Night - but we sure got a LOT of candy!
๐ŸฌFirst, the outfits.
Xiao Zhan was a glorious โ€˜little princeโ€™ in Elie Saab, who until last year only made wedding clothing - and XZ is totally ready for the ceremony in this ๐Ÿฅฐ
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Following the look of long coat classic, we get Yibo looking like a Dark Mr Darcy in all black with soft dark green glovesโ€ฆ
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His shoes follow the wedding theme ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Together theyโ€™re Victorian gentlemen ready to sit on top of a wedding cake ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅฐ The Yin/Yang vibe of this is ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘Œ
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(Photo credit on all paired edits @maxmaksart)
Later Xiao Zhan had an outfit change and they matched even MORE
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And Yibo-Official posted this pic hours laterโ€ฆ They REALLY wanted us to notice this pin!
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Iโ€™ve got too much for one postโ€ฆ Iโ€™ll have to link them together ๐Ÿ˜‚
Click here for ๐Ÿฌ PART 2: The bts videos
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kimpossibooty ยท 1 year ago
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HAPPY THOTSGIVING ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆโค๏ธ โค๏ธIM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚SEND THIS TO ๐Ÿ”Ÿ OF THE NASTIEST ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ PILGRIMS YOU KNOW ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Spanksgiving๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆƒ๐ŸŒฝ is right around the corner you dirty slut๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜› R u a sexy lil pilgrim?๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿƒ or a naked nativeยฟยฟ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ตโœŠThis thanksgiving ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ make sure you stuff that ๐Ÿ˜ปpussy๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿฑ right like a phat turkey๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜and you sluts๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„ make sure you give that๐Ÿฆƒturkey๐Ÿ” a good๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผole jerkyโœŠ๐Ÿป and get ready ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐Ÿ˜Ž to give๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜˜ OR receive๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ thanks๐Ÿ‘Send this text โ—๏ธโ–ถ๏ธ to the ten sluts๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ’ฆyouโ€™re most thankful for! If not, you gon gain 30 pounds on thanksgiving ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑIf you get 10 back๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค‘ you are one baddd turkey stuffer๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒฝ
Hey bitches! ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ CUMpkin pie ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘… lover ๐Ÿ˜˜ itโ€™s finally HOEvember ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ… time to be ๐Ÿ˜‰ thankful ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’‹ for all that sweet potato ๐ŸŠ DICK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘… youโ€™ve had this fallโ€ฆ..now send this to t e n 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฆ sexiest ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿฆƒ TURKEY ๐Ÿฆƒ sluts in the next ๐Ÿ•• 1 5 seconds ๐Ÿ•’ or youโ€™ll miss out ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต on the black COCKDAY ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒถ DEALS!!! ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜จ if you get FIVE 5๏ธโƒฃ back then youโ€™re officially ๐Ÿ˜ณ a ๐Ÿ˜ฎ SEXY STUFFING ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿž slut ๐Ÿ˜˜ who goin get STUFFED on Turkey day with daddyโ€™s special recipe! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get t E n 5๏ธโƒฃโž•5๏ธโƒฃ then you can look forward to ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹ a black COCKDAY like youโ€™ve never had before ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป and itโ€™s time to show Santa whERE THE BAD BITCHES AT (youโ€™ve never heard of that ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
Gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ you turkey Thot ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ HOEvember has finally cum๐Ÿ’ฆ send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of ur biggest STUFFING SLUTS ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š who wanna be STUFFED with that turkey ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ get 5๏ธโƒฃ back you a ๐Ÿฆƒ dry turkey hoe ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ˜ช get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back, you a ๐Ÿ‘ YUMMY STUFFED SLUT ๐Ÿ‘ hurry โ—๏ธ send this in 2๏ธโƒฃ minutes or you wonโ€™t ๐Ÿ‘‹ get any ๐Ÿ† this DICKcember ๐Ÿ† Happy ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ STUFFING ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ this year ๐Ÿ’ฏ TURKEY THOTS ๐Ÿ’ฏ
its DANKsgiving ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐ŸผU HUNGRY ๐Ÿ’ฏHUNGRY ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜HOESโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒฌ๐ŸŒฌ๐ŸŒฌTHIS WEDNESDAY BECOMES ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸƒWEED-DAY ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿƒโ€”> AND ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฆƒ๐ŸŒฝ THURSDAY๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง BECOMES THIRST-DAY ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ’ฆAS YOU CHOKE ON A TURKEY ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ”DICK๐Ÿ— AND FEAST ๐Ÿด๐ŸฝON CUM-STUFFED ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜YAMS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ. SEND THIS TO TEN BLAZERS๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ’ฏ IN ๐Ÿ”ŸTEN ๐Ÿ”Ÿ๐Ÿ”ŸSECONDS OR THE TURKEY ๐ŸฆƒGODS ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐ŸพWILL ๐Ÿ’ฉSHIT ๐Ÿ’ฉIN YOUR PUMPKIN PIE ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸฐAND YOU WILL WAKE UP๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ WITH A WISHBONE๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ UP YOURโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ASSCRACK๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โ—๏ธ
thanksgiving time๐Ÿ• to gobble ๐Ÿ‘ gobble ๐Ÿ‘ gobble ๐Ÿ‘ on a big ol๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ dick ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’‹. back in 1โƒฃ4โƒฃ9โƒฃ2โƒฃ, our main bitch ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ Christopher Columbus๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป and those slutty ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘  pilgrims ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ had to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcum๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ to Americaโ›ต๏ธโ›ต๏ธโ›ต๏ธโš“๏ธ in search for new dicks to suck ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“. send this to 1โƒฃ0โƒฃ of your sluttiest pilgrim ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ bitches or you wonโ€™t get any ๐Ÿ’ฆ gravy ๐Ÿ’ฆ this year. Get 5โƒฃ back and youโ€™re a mashed potato hoe ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ. get 1โƒฃ0โƒฃ back and youโ€™re a sexy stuffing slut ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ฝ. Happy cock ๐Ÿ“ gobbling ๐Ÿ‘„ thursday ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Iโ€™m love you
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cookstorys ยท 1 year ago
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๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘— Conrad Fisher?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐Ÿ‘Œ: Favourite position?
Yโ€™all ima say itโ€ฆ I think Conrad will be AMAZING at Cowboy or Reverse cowboy. Imagine, laying down on your bed, arms behind your head as you witness a sex drunken Conrad riding the fuck out of you with an ungodly speed. Conradโ€™s ass is clenching around your dick but youโ€™re more worried about the fact that Conrad was basically using you as a toy. The perfect dildo to stretch him out just how he likes it.
โ€œConrad, slow down fuck.โ€ You moaned already feeling your 3rd orgasm coming. โ€œIโ€™m not done yet.โ€ He moaned moving faster on your stick.
๐Ÿ‘: Top/Bottom. Do they have a preference?
Could be because I love the thought of Conrad bottoming but thatโ€™s honestly all I can see him as. Sure, I can see him fucking once or twice but for the most parts he likes to be fucked.
๐Ÿ˜‰: How flirty are they?
Conrad doesnโ€™t flirt while having sex. If you consider talking slutty as flirting, he flirts a lot but if you mean affectionately than no.
โ€œYouโ€™re so deeeepp!โ€ He yelled his words slurring towards the end as you hit his g-spot
๐Ÿ”ฅ : How sexually active are they when they're single vs. in a relationship?
You both were fuck buddies before you both became official and not a lot changed. He stills fucks the same way because heโ€™ll want to reach his climax the way HE wants to. So thatโ€™s relationship or not.
๐Ÿ‘— : Clothes on or off?
If he has time, heโ€™ll chose off. You want to be able to see,kiss,lick, and suck every aspect of his body and clothes simply disturbs that. However, if youโ€™re doing a quickie he doesnโ€™t minds clothes. Sometimes Conrad doesnโ€™t want to wait until he has time, heโ€™ll want you right in that moment. So, youโ€™ll find your nearest room/closest/or restroom and fuck the shit out of him.
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shooting-love-arrows ยท 1 year ago
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I know your a busy person but I love your writing โค๏ธ I want to ask if you can do yandere japanese edo Emperor if it's not to much to ask ๐Ÿ˜‰
If you don't it's okay ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Dear @ang1yp3achy33,
I'm glad you've been enjoying my work so far <3 Sure. It's certainly something interesting to work on as a project in the future when requests are open again! I have a favor to ask you tho. Please, if it's not much trouble for you, send this in my inbox again as an official request so it'll be there and wait for the right time. Thanks for understanding. Hope to hear from you soon and have a nice day (even if it's not daytime)!
@shooting-love-arrows
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qiyra ยท 1 year ago
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HAPPY THOTSGIVING ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆโค๏ธ โค๏ธIM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚SEND THIS TO ๐Ÿ”Ÿ OF THE NASTIEST ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ PILGRIMS YOU KNOW ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Spanksgiving๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆƒ๐ŸŒฝ is right around the corner you dirty slut๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜› R u a sexy lil pilgrim?๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿƒ or a naked nativeยฟยฟ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ตโœŠThis thanksgiving ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ make sure you stuff that ๐Ÿ˜ปpussy๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿฑ right like a phat turkey๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜and you sluts๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„ make sure you give that๐Ÿฆƒturkey๐Ÿ” a good๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผole jerkyโœŠ๐Ÿป and get ready ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜Ž to give๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜˜ OR receive๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ thanks๐Ÿ‘Send this text โ—๏ธโ–ถ๏ธ to the ten sluts๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ’ฆyouโ€™re most thankful for! If not, you gon gain 30 pounds on thanksgiving ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑIf you get 10 back๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค‘ you are one baddd turkey stuffer๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒฝ
Hey bitches! ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ CUMpkin pie ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘… lover ๐Ÿ˜˜ itโ€™s finally HOEvember ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ… time to be ๐Ÿ˜‰ thankful ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’‹ for all that sweet potato ๐ŸŠ DICK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘… youโ€™ve had this fallโ€ฆ..now send this to t e n 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฆ sexiest ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿฆƒ TURKEY ๐Ÿฆƒ sluts in the next ๐Ÿ•• 1 5 seconds ๐Ÿ•’ or youโ€™ll miss out ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต on the black COCKDAY ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒถ DEALS!!! ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜จ if you get FIVE 5๏ธโƒฃ back then youโ€™re officially ๐Ÿ˜ณ a ๐Ÿ˜ฎ SEXY STUFFING ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿž slut ๐Ÿ˜˜ who goin get STUFFED on Turkey day with daddyโ€™s special recipe! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get t E n 5๏ธโƒฃโž•5๏ธโƒฃ then you can look forward to ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹ a black COCKDAY like youโ€™ve never had before ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป and itโ€™s time to show Santa whERE THE BAD BITCHES AT (youโ€™ve never heard of that ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
Gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ you turkey Thot ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ HOEvember has finally cum๐Ÿ’ฆ send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of ur biggest STUFFING SLUTS ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š who wanna be STUFFED with that turkey ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ get 5๏ธโƒฃ back you a ๐Ÿฆƒ dry turkey hoe ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ˜ช get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back, you a ๐Ÿ‘ YUMMY STUFFED SLUT ๐Ÿ‘ hurry โ—๏ธ send this in 2๏ธโƒฃ minutes or you wonโ€™t ๐Ÿ‘‹ get any ๐Ÿ† this DICKcember ๐Ÿ† Happy ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ STUFFING ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ this year ๐Ÿ’ฏ TURKEY THOTS ๐Ÿ’ฏ
thanksgiving time๐Ÿ• to gobble ๐Ÿ‘ gobble ๐Ÿ‘ gobble ๐Ÿ‘ on a big ol๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ dick ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’‹. back in 1โƒฃ4โƒฃ9โƒฃ2โƒฃ, our main bitch ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ Christopher Columbus๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป and those slutty ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘  pilgrims ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ had to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcum๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ to Americaโ›ต๏ธโ›ต๏ธโ›ต๏ธโš“๏ธ in search for new dicks to suck ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“. send this to 1โƒฃ0โƒฃ of your sluttiest pilgrim ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ bitches or you wonโ€™t get any ๐Ÿ’ฆ gravy ๐Ÿ’ฆ this year. Get 5โƒฃ back and youโ€™re a mashed potato hoe ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ. get 1โƒฃ0โƒฃ back and youโ€™re a sexy stuffing slut ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ฝ. Happy cock ๐Ÿ“ gobbling ๐Ÿ‘„ thursday ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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cannedcassy ยท 1 year ago
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hi me llamo cast. ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Whatโ€™s an introduction post? Fuck if i know!!!! Iโ€™m doing it because everyone else has one
hi my name is Cassy Iโ€™m 97 years old and I live in Detroit with my two moms three fathers and one non-binary adult roommate; I have officially become my own grandpa
sometimes my toast lights on fire (no this is not a joke) the toaster will start smoking
I put the toast butter on the plate WHILE the toast is roasting because I need to cut it ASAP itโ€™s like right there what else am I supposed to do
I am eating some fired up toast right now and it is really good ! wowie this is actually exquisite !
I draw go ask me about my ocs or whatever I donโ€™t care
( I most likely wonโ€™t post any thing about them if no one asks so :p )
if you are a mutual or not go harass my friends and tell them that Olโ€™ Detroit sent you ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜‰
Friend list (how else are you gonna go harass them)
@very-obviously-imperfect
@winty-doodles
@pine-the-mighty
@starlord7000
also go draw koji wherever you can
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( a koji for reference )
edit: harass might not be the best word. make their lives HELL and annoy them and then go tell them that Olโ€™ Detroit is about to kill themselves ๐Ÿ‘
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busted-box-of-broken-pieces ยท 1 year ago
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HAPPY THOTSGIVING ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆโค๏ธ โค๏ธIM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚SEND THIS TO ๐Ÿ”Ÿ OF THE NASTIEST ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ PILGRIMS YOU KNOW ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Spanksgiving๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆƒ๐ŸŒฝ is right around the corner you dirty slut๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜› R u a sexy lil pilgrim?๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿƒ or a naked nativeยฟยฟ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ตโœŠThis thanksgiving ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ make sure you stuff that ๐Ÿ˜ปpussy๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿฑ right like a phat turkey๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜and you sluts๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„ make sure you give that๐Ÿฆƒturkey๐Ÿ” a good๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผole jerkyโœŠ๐Ÿป and get ready ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜Ž to give๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜˜ OR receive๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ thanks๐Ÿ‘Send this text โ—๏ธโ–ถ๏ธ to the ten sluts๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ’ฆyouโ€™re most thankful for! If not, you gon gain 30 pounds on thanksgiving ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑIf you get 10 back๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค‘ you are one baddd turkey stuffer๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŒฝ
Hey bitches! ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ CUMpkin pie ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘… lover ๐Ÿ˜˜ itโ€™s finally HOEvember ๐Ÿ‚๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿ… time to be ๐Ÿ˜‰ thankful ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’‹ for all that sweet potato ๐ŸŠ DICK ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘… youโ€™ve had this fallโ€ฆ..now send this to t e n 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’ฆ sexiest ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿฆƒ TURKEY ๐Ÿฆƒ sluts in the next ๐Ÿ•• 1 5 seconds ๐Ÿ•’ or youโ€™ll miss out ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต on the black COCKDAY ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒถ DEALS!!! ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜จ if you get FIVE 5๏ธโƒฃ back then youโ€™re officially ๐Ÿ˜ณ a ๐Ÿ˜ฎ SEXY STUFFING ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿž slut ๐Ÿ˜˜ who goin get STUFFED on Turkey day with daddyโ€™s special recipe! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ if you get t E n 5๏ธโƒฃโž•5๏ธโƒฃ then you can look forward to ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹ a black COCKDAY like youโ€™ve never had before ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿป and itโ€™s time to show Santa whERE THE BAD BITCHES AT (youโ€™ve never heard of that ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
Gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ gobble ๐Ÿฆƒ you turkey Thot ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ HOEvember has finally cum๐Ÿ’ฆ send this to 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of ur biggest STUFFING SLUTS ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐Ÿ‘Š who wanna be STUFFED with that turkey ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ get 5๏ธโƒฃ back you a ๐Ÿฆƒ dry turkey hoe ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ˜ช get 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back, you a ๐Ÿ‘ YUMMY STUFFED SLUT ๐Ÿ‘ hurry โ—๏ธ send this in 2๏ธโƒฃ minutes or you wonโ€™t ๐Ÿ‘‹ get any ๐Ÿ† this DICKcember ๐Ÿ† Happy ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ STUFFING ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ this year ๐Ÿ’ฏ TURKEY THOTS ๐Ÿ’ฏ
its DANKsgiving ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐ŸผU HUNGRY ๐Ÿ’ฏHUNGRY ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜HOESโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒฌ๐ŸŒฌ๐ŸŒฌTHIS WEDNESDAY BECOMES ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸƒWEED-DAY ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿƒโ€”> AND ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฆƒ๐ŸŒฝ THURSDAY๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง BECOMES THIRST-DAY ๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ’ฆAS YOU CHOKE ON A TURKEY ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ”DICK๐Ÿ— AND FEAST ๐Ÿด๐ŸฝON CUM-STUFFED ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜YAMS ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ. SEND THIS TO TEN BLAZERS๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿ’ฏ IN ๐Ÿ”ŸTEN ๐Ÿ”Ÿ๐Ÿ”ŸSECONDS OR THE TURKEY ๐ŸฆƒGODS ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐ŸพWILL ๐Ÿ’ฉSHIT ๐Ÿ’ฉIN YOUR PUMPKIN PIE ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸฐAND YOU WILL WAKE UP๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ WITH A WISHBONE๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ UP YOURโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ ASSCRACK๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘โ—๏ธ
thanksgiving time๐Ÿ• to gobble ๐Ÿ‘ gobble ๐Ÿ‘ gobble ๐Ÿ‘ on a big ol๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ dick ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’‹. back in 1โƒฃ4โƒฃ9โƒฃ2โƒฃ, our main bitch ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ Christopher Columbus๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป and those slutty ๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘  pilgrims ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ had to ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆcum๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ to Americaโ›ต๏ธโ›ต๏ธโ›ต๏ธโš“๏ธ in search for new dicks to suck ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“. send this to 1โƒฃ0โƒฃ of your sluttiest pilgrim ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ bitches or you wonโ€™t get any ๐Ÿ’ฆ gravy ๐Ÿ’ฆ this year. Get 5โƒฃ back and youโ€™re a mashed potato hoe ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ. get 1โƒฃ0โƒฃ back and youโ€™re a sexy stuffing slut ๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ˜ฝ. Happy cock ๐Ÿ“ gobbling ๐Ÿ‘„ thursday ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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perfectyouthtimetravel ยท 2 years ago
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theocseason4 ยท 2 years ago
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๐Ÿ’œ Wotcha sluts!๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅ‚ It's official: ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ•ŠHer Majesty Queen Elizabeth II๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ‘ธ has Elizabeat-off๐Ÿค™ this ๐Ÿ™โœ๏ธMortal Coil!โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคช So join us in ๐Ÿ˜ฉMourning๐Ÿ˜ฉ n' ๐ŸฅดMoaning๐Ÿฅด at ๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘‰Suckingham Phallus๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™€๏ธโ€ฆโœจ๐ŸŒTonight's the night to ๐Ÿ˜˜Snog๐Ÿ’‹ 'til we're Knackered๐Ÿฅต, take a ride on ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ’ฆDouble Deckers๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ’ฆ, and ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘ฐโ€โ™€๏ธMarry Our Cousins๐Ÿ‘ฐโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ all in honour of ๐Ÿ’’๐ŸฆตHer Royal Thighness๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ’’!!๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ’ŒSend this to your own ๐Ÿ’–Royal Fam๐Ÿ’… of ๐Ÿ’—S&M freaks๐Ÿ’— (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง If u get 3๏ธโƒฃ back, ๐Ÿปyer proper chuffed๐Ÿ˜ AND stuffed๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ when the elected ๐Ÿ‘…HEAD of State๐Ÿ‘… is sure to give you that ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŸMillennium Dome๐ŸŽก๐Ÿคฏ! ๐Ÿซ–โœจIf u get 6๏ธโƒฃ, ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ’God Save THIS Size Queen๐Ÿ’๐Ÿซก cuz โ€˜ol ๐Ÿ•ฐ๐Ÿ†Big Ben๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•ฐ says you're ๐Ÿ‘Half๐Ÿ•Past๐Ÿ•Fucked!๐Ÿ•ฃ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ And if u get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ? ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ˜‰Well cheerio, my hoe,๐Ÿ˜˜ I'm putting a ๐Ÿ—ณReferendum on MY Rear endโ€™um๐Ÿซฃ โžก๏ธโžก๏ธWith our massive ๐Ÿ‘Spheres of Influence๐Ÿ‘ we can de-colonize ๐Ÿ˜Hearts, ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝMinds & ๐Ÿ˜คHoles to form a ๐Ÿ’ซnew ๐ŸŒCummingwealth๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ where the only ๐Ÿ’‹QUEEN๐Ÿ’… is the one in ๐Ÿ‘€ THE MIRROR๐Ÿชž๐Ÿซต, babesโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž Ta~!โŒโญ•๏ธโŒโญ•๏ธ
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lilkikayart ยท 2 years ago
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Alright I officially announced Chrisawa Week prompts and rules on twitter, but I'll share it here as well. Feel free to take part over there or you can post on here as well ๐Ÿ‘Œ Just be sure to use the tag #cswweek2022 ๐Ÿ˜‰
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๐Ÿ’œ Wotcha sluts!๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅ‚ It's official: ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ•ŠHer Majesty Queen Elizabeth II๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ‘ธ has Elizabeat-off๐Ÿค™ this ๐Ÿ™โœ๏ธMortal Coil!โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคช So join us in ๐Ÿ˜ฉMourning๐Ÿ˜ฉ n' ๐ŸฅดMoaning๐Ÿฅด at ๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘‰Suckingham Phallus๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™€๏ธโ€ฆโœจ๐ŸŒTonight's the night to ๐Ÿ˜˜Snog๐Ÿ’‹ 'til we're Knackered๐Ÿฅต, take a ride on ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ’ฆDouble Deckers๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ’ฆ, and ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘ฐโ€โ™€๏ธMarry Our Cousins๐Ÿ‘ฐโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘ all in honour of ๐Ÿ’’๐ŸฆตHer Royal Thighness๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ’’!!๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ’ŒSend this to your own ๐Ÿ’–Royal Fam๐Ÿ’… of ๐Ÿ’—S&M freaks๐Ÿ’— (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
If u get 3๏ธโƒฃ back, ๐Ÿปyer proper chuffed๐Ÿ˜ AND stuffed๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ when the elected ๐Ÿ‘…HEAD of State๐Ÿ‘… is sure to give you that ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŸMillennium Dome๐ŸŽก๐Ÿคฏ! ๐Ÿซ–โœจIf u get 6๏ธโƒฃ, ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ’God Save THIS Size Queen๐Ÿ’๐Ÿซก cuz โ€˜ol ๐Ÿ•ฐ๐Ÿ†Big Ben๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ•ฐ says you're ๐Ÿ‘Half๐Ÿ•Past๐Ÿ•Fucked!๐Ÿ•ฃ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ And if u get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ? ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ˜‰Well cheerio, my hoe,๐Ÿ˜˜ I'm putting a ๐Ÿ—ณReferendum on MY Rear endโ€™um๐Ÿซฃ โžก๏ธโžก๏ธWith our massive ๐Ÿ‘Spheres of Influence๐Ÿ‘ we can de-colonize ๐Ÿ˜Hearts, ๐ŸงMinds & ๐Ÿ˜คHoles to form a ๐Ÿ’ซnew ๐ŸŒCummingwealth๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ where the only ๐Ÿ’‹QUEEN๐Ÿ’… is the one in ๐Ÿ‘€ THE MIRROR๐Ÿชž๐Ÿซต, babesโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž Ta~!โŒโญ•๏ธโŒโญ•๏ธ
now THIS is why the anon ask feature exist.
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