#officestuck

[esfersart]

[clickonmedotexe]

@officestuck replied to your post “"Why is it so quiet all of the sudden."”:

Ko: Spooky reasons!

​"What the fuck does spooky reasons mean." Rex grimaces a little and glances at his arm. "Eric, you there?"

[neverendingparable]

One has a sword and one will kill you

[neverendingparable]

But it is no use. The achievement registers as claimed and suddenly, Kostya gets another message.

[ YOU HAVE ONE (1) NEW ITEM IN YOUR INBOX! OPEN INBOX?

YES / NO ]

*ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Get into the festive spirit!

Click here to claim your prize!

"Eek! No! I didn't! Lemmealone!!" He tries to click it away as hard as possible.

[hoshigumayuugi]

imagine if you were at your private investigator job one day and some baffoon left a large bust of snoop dogg from soul plane in front of your door and you couldn’t leave your office

[glimpsesofeuterpe]

.... Officestuck

[dailymallek]

[grimlights]

vriska jim halpert indulgence

[pocketchaos]

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[hatamonu]

A middle age troll sits in his office it just so happens today is the day that an Alternian film crew films him for 5 years.

==> enter name

[merupuri]

[chainsawskind]

I've been watching the office all day so officestuck when. Jim/Pam is rosemary but thats as far as I've gotten someone else write this please

[clickonmedotexe]

Rex: He's not talking to you?

Kostya: You think it should?

Kostya: *!*

Kostya: *Potential new content*

Kostya: *takes a step closer*

Kostya: *focuses his eyes and ears on Rex' arm*

Kostya: ….

Kostya: ………

Rex: Its not calling you babygirl or something?

Kostya: Yeah, much like static noise

Kostya: ……

Kostya: Why would anyone call a troll like that

Rex: I dont fucking know

~

Kostya: Did ur arm ever try to kill ya?

Rex: ………………

Kostya: I could make it pretend it kills ya :D

Rex: …………..no thanks

[neverendingparable]

Kostya looks in, carrying his camera and ready to press [ RECORD ] any moment. "... Helloy?" he looks around, curiously. "A Protagonist? Is dat you? Are you a real deel or a joke? Wanna tell us moar aboot ur story?" — @officestuck

The Protagonist whirls around, his brows furrowed in annoyance at being interrupted. For a second he looks like he might just kick out Kostya...until he sees the camera in his hands.

In a split second his annoyance disappears, replaced by an arrogant, beaming smile.

"Of course it's me. Do you see any other well dressed handsome Protagonist around? No, you don't. I'm the real deal, as real as they come and better than any of these stupid copies."

He straightens his bowtie.

"The Story starts soon, I'm just waiting for the polls to finish. It is nooot looking good for Johnnyboy, heh."

[salamandersorcerer]

Im rewatching the office (because I have brain rot) and I had a terrible thought. Michael Scott is Caliborn as a more mellowed out adult. Same craving for approval and social issues, same sexism etc... I hate this

[dailymallek]

Officestuck Mallek (Mallek with a dress shirt and a tie) because I think that's what the planet needs now.

- Mod Bucket