#officer trooper

[ghostymarni]

-a daily within the coruscant guard

[spooky-pomegranate-orchard]

Someone tagged the fox drawing from the other day as the blorbo and honestly yeah.

[thecountofs]

My Time In ONI Works

Covenant Occupied Space Arc is starting soon.

[padawansuggest]

Thire: *points at Fox’s tooka sleeping face down on a shelf* Does it do taxes?

Fox: It evades them, actually. He’s under arrest, it’s why I have custody.

Thire: *in awe* a scoundrel!

[silentwalrus1]

Thinking about Kamino cloning primarily as a major planetary economic driver and thus extremely A Business and how that would interact with the clones’ existence as a product and more specifically with the whole thing about Quality Control. The enforcement of interchangeability has significant value in the same way the invention of the assembly line and mass produced components have value to industry, i.e. if one part of a large & complex system stops working, you don’t have to rebuild the entire damn thing, you just replace the part.

In a biologically engineered army, that interchangeability can most advantageously manifest in:

Size (smaller range of equipment, armor, housing etc necessary)

medical compatibility (you only have to stock one blood type, organ and tissue donation availability skyrockets etc)

capability (the more you can crosstrain Jeff A to do Jeff Z’s job, the easier it is to replace Jeff Z if he bites it)

So clones that look different but are otherwise to spec in the prioritized categories would probably be fine, because getting rid of them is a loss of product and thus loss of profit.

Of course, as businesspeople, the Kaminoans want their product to seem more high-end than it actually is. So you don’t want to scrap perfectly good stock, but you DO want to make sure those fucking primates don’t act up and pop the hood on their own shitty dye job while the warranty’s still active.

Cue the Kaminoans issuing hair dye, makeup, shitty 2-dollar cosplay contact lenses etc and a bunch of random mercenaries disinterestedly instructing auditoriums of 400 cadets at a time in how to haphazardly cover up your Manufacturing Defects. Half the Mandos are like “if you want an armor painting seminar i have a fucking PhD but i haven’t taken off my helmet in front of another living person in 20 years, for this we’re pulling up the first fucking makeup tutorial that falls out of Space YouTube”.

It turns out it is much, much easier and more efficient to give clones access to Space Youtube than it is to teach them things yourself.

Cue 5 years later the Jedi roll up for pickup and not only is every single clone perfectly identical, they have achieved this via having every face BEAT, hair COIFFED, skin (tone corrected & colormatched ofc) GLOWING, contoured to the GODS,

[sfde8871]

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Echo: Ew. What kind of tea is this?

Wrecker: I boiled Gatorade.

[toomanyteefs]

SNAPBACK MEMES PART 2!!!!!

(spoilers obviously)

Part 1

[gijoe-forever]

[peachespearsandplumbs]

[thecountofs]

Paradise (The Inner Colonies)

[marymunchkiin]

Not art-related but just wanna share my little SW cosplay projects with yall--I recently just finished my Imperial Officer uniform set with the Rogue One poncho 🤗

I haven't got any armor yet (cause I suck at crafting lol), but I am collaborating with kind crafty friends to help me build a full set of Phase 1 ARC Trooper Fives armor 🥰

We're able to finish only his helmet for now 😅🤣 but I will post photos and possibly a video of the whole set when it's done for our simpy consumption 💖

[therogue704]

Follow up to this post

[keef-a-corn]

“This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms!

Whatever we face, we’ll be fine if we’re leading from the heart-

No matter the place, we can light up the world, here’s how to start!

Greet the world with open arms!

Greet the world with open arms!”

- Open Arms (Jorge Rivera-Herrans, Steve Dookie, and EPIC Ensemble. EPIC: The Troy Saga)

I’m not colouring this, but concept drawing from Elemental AU- Canon timeline (follows major events from Clone Wars and Bad Batch)

Also Wrecker was supposed to be in a poncho-

[talesfrommedinastation]

"Man, if she was a senator, I’d like to negotiate with her. ”

“Indeed,” Tech replied as he picked up an oat bar, fat with chia seeds and bits of berries, and shoved it into his mouth.....Wrecker waved his hand, and continued to talk while eating. 

'Of Void and Chaos, Chapter 3', To Guard Against Titans

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The first few chapters of this fic are, admittingly, quieter than the last one, but man, if you need comfort food (literally, as it's Tech and Wrecker chatting over breakfast, and Omega helping with berry picking before an explosion or two), this one's for you!

To Guard Against Titans - Chapter 4 - Mightymeatmuffin - Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

[gijoe-forever]