#office humour

[capybarasatwork]

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[brave003]

New Release for Christmas: How to survive office politics using the principles of KALAGA

Daring Incarnation: Your Christmas Santa by Louis Jayaraj Description: In the Daring Incarnation Series, the author skillfully intertwines personal narrative with profound philosophical insights, navigating the complexities of rebirth and karma within the corporate landscape. Through the lens of his experiences, he highlights the significance of ethical values, particularly in the face of…

[newtonianflux]

This is REAL, found at my workplace!

[reniadeb]

corporate speak is fun! and not at all insane!!!

[veranitoprints]

To Whom It May Concern

When you write an email like this, or in fact receive one, you know it's all about business! :D How many of these have you sent/received in your life?

This print is from Veranito, see it here.

[mikeladano]

#1116: Oh, the Boss is Coming!

RECORD STORE TALES #1116: Oh, the Boss is Coming! Oh, the boss is coming!You better look busy,They’re not paying you for nothing! — ARKELLS If there’s time to lean, There’s time to clean. — THE BOSS AT THE RECORD STORE “The Beat Goes On” They used to call it “fucking the dog”.  I don’t know what vernacular the youth of today use, but that’s what we used to call slacking off on the job:  dog…

[eroticcity]

That almost Friday feeling

[butterflies-fly-forever]

My manager: I’m really sorry to bother you, you look like you’re really concentrating on something but please can you help me go over these numbers?

Me, who’s been playing bubble shooter for the past hour:

[officehumour]

An un-eventful evening. The bland dinner set on the table. The monotony of the speaker on the boring evening call was setting me off to a comfortable doze.

And, then, something eventful happened! I heard the speaker say something - uh-ah, was it a breakout! Bloody hell, this was not the norm before. The boaring global calls were supposed to be the ones which granted us rights for a short nap - you could tell family that it was an important call, get the spouse on the feed-your-kids dinner plan, and stretch a bit to get some rest. But this is not fair! Who suddenly discovered this new-age model to keep us awake.

In a few seconds, the lady threw us into a zoom-room, and there I was, in a small closed group to discuss - oops, I just forgot to hear what she just said. The bigger task on hand now was to switch the video on, I was just put into the group which had my skip level manager's boss! How to power-dress for Zoom in five seconds makes a good subject for a full blog, but here I was, with the perfection achieved in years, zoom ready in 5 seconds. Suddenly, all the sleep had vanished.

None of the others in the group seemed to know what to discuss either, but we all pretended that we were just there, all ready, and excited to be cracking the world's toughest problem with our brilliant minds. Ah, the brightest mind among us just said - so let us do a quick round of introductions! It was a brilliant idea to patch our collective ignorance!

We introduced. We talked about our cats, our dogs, our children, our holiday interests, and suddenly, in a few minutes, a window popped up. It said - you are being re-directed back to the main room! An aha moment it was!

We were to collectively summarize what we discussed. We went group after group, and by the time our chance arrived, the head of our function proudly re-phrased what all others had said! He said it so confidently that I almost believed we were the brilliant minds behind all that was said by him!

I think, zoom-breakouts were one of the dark discoveries by human-kind to wake people up! Something like an alarm clock. They were the weapon given to the otherwise struggling-for-attention learning and development teams to tell their audience, with an evil-wink, that they have the power to ruin someone's reputation and career. That is the secret reason why they dont publish the agenda up-front - you cannot find some safe spots to catch some sleep!

[worklifegiggles]

The tweet that has induced INSOMNIA in bosses...😲😝

[capybarasatwork]

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[brave003]

Corporate Politics - Skill Rules.

#Home Age prejudices and discrimination happens in every office. The 40 plus Age Prejudice. But Skill rules…. Be update and well up before it’s too late😊🙏 Corporate Politics – Skill Rules. The Art of Imminence. Alive to be Alive. Timeless Damsel in Distress. WordPress

[misforgotten2]

The last label one of these ever made read "TRASH BIN OF HISTORY".

Life - December 13, 1963

[ecnmatic]

THE OFFICE (2010) Nepotism - 7x1 dir. Jeffrey Blitz.

[nymphpens]

Catherine Morland:

[weepingfoxfury]

Monday, Monday, Monday and Sean Bean is on the warpath.

"When I say winter is coming, I mean that winter is definitely coming. Do not question my frosty forecast!" shouted Sean.

"Well now, we're still watching the cold front and keeping an eye on its progress and we'll keep you posted" said the Met Office man in a very reasonable manner.

"Must I make myself heard a second and third time? Winter is coming!!" screamed Sean whilst brandishing his sword.

"Heard you the first time" responded the Met Office man in measured tones, casually sharpening his pencil "and we're about to put the kettle on. Will you have tea with us whilst we watch the weather's progress?"

Sean looks fit to burst but then spots the plate of biscuits. "Are those bourbons?" He enquires, edging forwards with eyebrows raised.

"Why yes" said the Met Office man smiling and jiggling the plate in Sean's general direction.

"Then winter can wait" said Sean and settled himself at the table. "Ooh ... and you've got jammy dodgers!"