#offers on gym

[azulhood]

DP X DC Prompt

The justice league ignore Amit Park in a time of crisis.

Years later, Harvey Dent is hired by the town to sue them.

[all-purpose-dish-soap]

begging to whatever god will listen for Gaz to bite me, i am parched, thirsty, everything in between, I am an offering up the altar to be sacrificed I need his teeth in my throat STAT 😵‍💫

ill-advised. anon. you should never say this to Gaz. don't encourage this behavior. you already stimulate the cute aggression part of his brain. he has too many reasons to bite you already:

mark you (because he likes to see it)

mark you (to remind you of him when he's not around <3)

hear you squeak

feel you wiggle

shows other people you're spoken for (so fuck off) even if you're not officially his (yet)

world hard and cold; flesh soft and warm.

and the way he catalogs all his favorite places to bite you:

your lip (cute when you're not expecting it; hot when you reciprocate; you're not getting away after that)

your ear (socially acceptable in public, but the reaction it provokes in you is not)

your neck (makes you go all docile; very submissive + breedable of you)

your shoulder (during sex when you're bouncing in his lap or when he's taking you from behind)

your fingertips (you pout about it, but it takes negative two seconds of having any part of you in his mouth to turn him on)

nsfw ⬇

your chest (if nipples weren't meant to be biteable, why are they shaped all tempting like that? why do they stand up when he starts playing with you??)

your thighs (yeah, on the inside, and you'd better not try to hide it. you're wearing shorts out <3)

your ass (flipping you over while he's eating you out? he's not even gonna try to resist a nip or two when he slides his fingers into you and your back arches up. you tease)

your clit (when he's eating you out and you have the audacity to look away; your eyes need to be on him. plus gentle closing of the teeth around your clit makes you squirm like crazy)

rest assured, if you offer your throat up to gaz, he's not gonna be responsible about it. 

and if you offer yourself up as a sacrifice?? okay, baby, you're his forever. no take backs.

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more Gaz / masterlist tag

[kashmimo]

Pest control

[doublel27]

Get in bitches, a new euphemism for sex just dropped.

Plus live big bro and his partner who call you son reactions:

[moeblob]

Warning for: The (spider) legs showing below!

Under the hoodie/layers, she tends to wrap her legs around her kinda like a hug! And so in the first part that's the weird bumps under the hoodie. They're starting to unravel a bit. She hates being called a monkey cause it's NOT her fault she's short and has to climb on things and up things and includes people in "things" category.

[wyvernity]

commission dump! big thank you to everyone who's supported/ donated so far… it means da world to me <3

gonna open 3 more slots while i go back to working on personal art :]

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

The problem with 'bug bites' and Morty's hilariously impractical way of wearing a scarf 🐝✨

/Implied sacredshipping 🫶

[imgondeletedis]

all i am gonna say is yerin ha is a lucky lucky woman. im forever jealous.

[terracotta7]

He angy >:^(

[elipsi]

i should sign up to a gym <- insane statement coming from me but whatever

[rwby-confess]

Confession #196

[race-week]

I unashamedly love aquafit, it’s seen as such an old persons exercise but it’s fun, and as someone with chronic pain and joint issues it’s pretty low impact

So yeah you’ll find me a couple evenings a week doing aquafit with a bunch of old ladies

[valkyri]

This hellsite sure knows exactly what I need to see after a long and stressful day 😌

[ciciciron]

:Dena I'm telling you for Halloween sync pairs in Pokemas please I know it doesn't make sense and I know you make the most money off of little girls and the occasional woman but give Volkner swoobat I have good reasons;

- It's blue and he has worn blue at least once

- I think they look cute here

- I already designed the outfit and it's yours for FIVE (5) USD

Please consider this offer thank you very much

[lilliemadoka]

wip where im just fuckin around with a new brush lol. won’t finish because I low-key hate it. anyway this is technically oc posting

her name is callie meteno and she’s a pokemon oc!

[resonabilis-echo]

just finished disco elysium and [composure: godly success] ive never cried in my life