#off-screen celebrities

[ahollowgrave]

-- birthday girl.

[banrionceallach]

Father of nonbinary child: gives into long frustration and says he wishes a transphophic government official actively making life harder for his kid didn't exist.

Transphobic official: *happens to be a black woman*

People refusing to use their brains : This is an attack on all women!!! And racist!!

Me: hmm for some reason the words Margaret Thatcher and Girl Power are coming to mind. I wonder why...

[snazzy-suit]

The Talking Flower being endearing and unhinged for 2 minutes

[artcinemas]

sanjeeda shaikh....are you free friday night? 🫶🫶

[noel-fielding-web-page]

[fancyschmancyopinions]

ISSA RAE at the 30th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards on February 24th 2024 wearing OFF-WHITE

[humming-pokemon-helpers]

//Off-screen for @vivid-mandrake

[Vanilla arrives in front of the busy Nimbasa City Pokémon Center, already covering their ears a bit from the noise. Still, they manage to spot Vivi, and wave her down.]

"Hey! It's pretty busy here, as usual... How does chatting inside sound? Like I mentioned, I just want to hear what you've been seeing, then I'll try and see how they're getting along myself. Does that sound good?"

[amc-minx]

Minx family mood board. 🥰

[lonestardust]

I CAN'T get enough of tk beaming with happiness on his wedding day like that 🥹 HIS SMILES ARE TO DIE FOR (will leave that to carlos reyes) he's so blissed and happy and smiley and he will NOT waste a moment not having as much fun as he can, dragging his friends to the dance floor and all

[ebitenpura]

this armor is so cool dshjhksdh

[that70sshowgoldencouple]

Flashback Foto of the time Kurtwood Smith, Debra Jo Rupp, and Topher Grace were at the American Comedy Awards in 1999!

This picture of the three of them makes me so happy! 🥰

[hellobitchlet]

"A lot of fans are sexist and only want to focus on male characters" and "no, not every bad thing someone says about a female character is sexist" are two statements that can and should coexist.

This is about hsr, but you can tag this with whatever fandom you want.

[aheathen-conceivably]

[itspileofgoodthings]

shout out to the quote tweet of an edit of the Taylor and Travis first game that said “you are all experiencing mass psychosis”—-made me SCREAM-laugh

[whatacatch]

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[mythvoiced]

-. on my third cup of chamomile I forgot my mother telling folks when i was a kid that she didn't like making me chamomile tea because it doesn't work on me it has the effect on me coffee has on most folks I am READY to fucking GO what's up chamomile tea to sleeP? NO MY BEAUTIES chamomile tea to something pls insert something that makes sense and is hype i can't think of anything, SO--

I do wanna get to some ooc messages but I can't promise I can get my brain in order to be coherent BUT ANYWAY, BEFORE THAT, dropping this asshole

Kim Minjun, 37, he/him, bloodsucker asshole baby~ Not in the literal sexy vampire sense, I mean he rose from the dirt and decided to make his living thriving off of what we made celebrity culture into, the very notion of celebrity culture itself

You want those pictures of Spider-man on your desk by Wednesday? You wanna know who's doing who and who's smoking what? You want exclusive details on a private party to start shit, get legal info acquired illegally just to have a story to tell about the latest celebrity divorce? Well, then Minjun's your fucking guy

Actually born Kim Jung-hoon but he changed it to Minjun because it sounds more... modern, fresh, better

He's a sleaze, a bit of a motherfucker honestly (forgive the cursing I'm matching his energy, his attitude), he doesn't care about the lives he could potentially be ruining, he operates according to the idea of 'well that's how this world works, don't like it? jump ship'

He'll dig up just about anything, he's started from being a sneaky piece of shit stalker following celebrities around to having built enough connections to be among the first to know when someone with a Reputation is entering this or the other club

But that's not even where his real forte is, oh no; gathering info is easy, figuring out how to get it around is difficult: who to sell it to? who's gonna pay the most, who's gonna turn into an enemy if you share the wrong name, the wrong location, expose the wrong people? no, he's good at finding shit, but the complexities of having to mind connections and be careful with who you drag into the dirt? not his favourite

What Minjun really excels at... is spinning shit around, he can turn the most innocuous of pictures into the drama of the century, by carefully nurturing doubts and rumours, he's a snake, a bastard

He's always hated the entertainment industry, he thinks himself above it, because he's not as desperate as them, he doesn't do what he does because he's otherwise got no worth in life, he doesn't sell his soul, he sells the souls of others

He doesn't think he's on the right side of history, oh no, by no means, he just thinks... well, don't become a celebrity if you don't want this treatment

The more I write about him the more I hate him lmao BUT GOOD WE NEED VILLAINS, UNREEDEEMABLE ONES

He comes from a relatively poor background, if comparing it to Hyun for example, but if he'd minded his business he would have just... lived a 'regular' life

He's particularly efficient when used as 'spy on the competition', new script ideas, new music ideas, new design ideas, you want to know what Shakespeare's next big play will be, Nicholas Bottom? well, then hit up this fucking clown

Only child, if his mother knew what he was up to she'd beat the shit out of him, he doesn't respect his father (haven't decided if he even lives still) but he does love his mother which is why he hasn't told her

Biromantic but he's a walking red flag so I hope the broadened pool of dating options doesn't fucking date him, demisexual

He can probably be fixed but WHY? why would you do that to yourself

He does have one little plus point, he's kind of like old school mafia in the sense that he doesn't mess with children, and anyone below 20 is a child to him, so he doesn't really mess with young idols and trainees

He actually hates the idol industry he thinks it's exploitative and abusive which is real fucking rich coming from him, but hey

I'LL WORK ON MORE ♥