#off to play

[aro-pancake]

Heigh ho, off to screech at Ubisoft we go!

So, I'm finally, after 13 years, playing Assassin's Creed 2. Right out of Black Flag.

Ubisoft, we gotta talk. And don't worry, I'm not getting the Havaiana/Chancla (yet)

Why are the controls so different? And the characters have such different weights.

One cannot swiftly slide from one game to the next without ages of getting used to this new dumbass, only to, when we're finally used to the new one, the game to be over.

Look at Borderlands, please. They have 5 games. Sure, the 1 needed improvement. But all the others? You slide between them and don't even feel it!

Yeah, yeah. There are the new mechanics that are added from one game to the other. But those are not exactly what one would call "I died to fall damage for something I could do easily on the previous games because I'm not used to the controllers. On the same series and console." (No, I'm not talking about it. But I'll kill Ezio myself if it happens again)

So, yeah. Off to screech at the void and at Ubisoft. Brb.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[d4ggerfish]

dnd character design :] !!!

[naehilisms]

something something three high guardsmen and a mentally unwell emo kid walk into an abandoned energon depot

inspired by this and this

[hinamie]

morning glory

[soaked-doors]

"Don't try to find a reason for somebody's love!"

[artistmarchalius]

I had this dumb idea going ‘round in my head so I let it out as a quick comic.

NEXT

[bet-on-me-13]

The cult of...Danny Fenton?

So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.

He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.

So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.

They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.

They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.

Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.

Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"

After his birthday, they kept up the joke.

It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.

Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!

He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.

Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."

[chloesimaginationthings]

Leaked scene from the FNAF 2 movie…

[aro-pancake]

I need some chaos...

Let's go make a new save in the Sims just to burn the whole family!

[freeshephoun]

i just need everyone to know that ive created something beautiful

he is only 1 slab tall

[roppiepop]

Who’s coming to the cookout?

[arcane-gold]

hello rookanis nation. can i present rel and lucanis’s dynamic. sun and moon trope, one with boundless energy and one who gets 2 hours of sleep a night, guy i pulled by being an idiot, etc. they’re special to me

[hanromi]

TOTK Spoilers!! The Dragon's Tears :’) Might have been veeeeery emotional after that last one :’)

[thetransguard]

kabru is canonically too smart for miscommunication trope. if anything laios would flirt with him One Single Time and kabru catches on immediately and runs it through his mental processor (does laios not know what he's doing? -> no he does. is he doing this to practice?? -> laios would not lead me on like that -> is he aware of how i feel? -> am i aware of how i feel???) and then literally the next time laios is free he schedules a meeting they sit down at the table kabru leans across looks him dead in the eyes and says very calmly on a scale of im just playing to lets get married how serious are u about this

[dumbledorathexplora]

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