#off the sidewalk

[sluggoonthestreet]

To his never-ending embarrassment, Glen was given the lowest gargoyle assignment because he has a fear of heights.

[critterbitter]

The twins attempt reparations. Elesa is charmed by their wet emolga impressions and earnest earmuffs. She still can't understand their words very well but she can read between the lines of script.

A day after after this Unfortunate Sequence of Events!

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[morganbritton132]

Dustin posts a Tiktok where it’s very clear that he was going to say something important but was instantly distracted by the snippet of conversation walking (unannounced) through his front door.

Eddie: …like when you’re a kid and you didn’t understand the concept of death so you kept putting bugs in your pockets and killing them on accident.

Steve: That’s not a universal experience, Eddie.

Eddie: Yes, it is. Everybody did that. You did that when you were a kid.

Steve: You think I was putting bugs in my clothes???

Eddie: Yes??? Just like everybody else. Back me up, Henderson

Dustin: I created habitats for bugs and kept them in my room.

Steve: That’s why your cat got eaten.

[doubledudeski]

mini sequel to my last post bc your guys' ideas of dog bee got to me

[flatoatchi]

living in a walkable city SLAPS like what do you mean i can walk a few blocks away from my apartment and im on the main street. what do you mean i can walk from my house to an amtrak station and go to boston without ever getting in my car its insanity and im going to be so powerful

[padawansuggest]

13 yo Obi-Wan: You guys are keeping me captive 🥺

Jaster: Ob’ika, we are bringing you back to the temple to reunite with your people.

Obi-Wan: 🥺 then why am I in a cage?

Jaster: *looks pointedly at Jango covered in bite marks, bandages and a torn kute*

Jango: Jas’Buir, he’s really cute, the bites didn’t even hurt 🥺

Obi-Wan: Yeah, I’m just making friends 🥺

Jaster: *soul deep sigh* I am not letting you out of the cell so you can maul my ad again.

Jango: Buuuir, he’s just an ad’ika, lookit his ik’aad fangs, he won’t actually hurt me!

Jaster: You we’re begging me to get his fangs out of your wrist five minutes ago.

Jango: He’s just teething!!

Jaster: Jan’ika, I know you want to keep him, but he’s not even house broken yet.

Jango: Neither was I when you adopted me!! He’s chosen me! Lemme keep him!

Obi-Wan: 🥺 I will be a good boy if you stick your fingers in my enclosure 🥺

Jaster: *physically holding Jango back* No. We will revisit this when the baar’ur has given him a Xanax omfg- *dragging Jango out of the ship hold*

[littleplantfreak]

Silly/Clumsy WB boys HCs

I see hcs like this and theyre always fun/make me laugh o(｀ω´ )o

Sakura’s food went down the wrong pipe at a restaurant and when the waiter asked if it was because it was too spicy, he insisted through coughing and tears that that definitely wasn’t the case (he could tell they didnt believe him though)

Tsugeura sometimes lets one rip by accident when he’s exercising. Not even a little fart either, the kind that stops everyone from what they’re doing.

One time Nirei stubbed his toe so hard, he fell and grabbed onto the nearest object. Unfortunately that was the back of Sakura’s pants, making him accidentally moon a few people in class.

Word recall is hard sometimes. So when Choji calls an ambulance a ‘hospital truck’ really what can you do? At least he’s using words. Sometimes he just mimes the shape or action of the thing and insists that you know what he’s talking about. Will draw a picture if he gets frustrated enough, but if it’s something intangible? Well it’s a guessing word game. (Togame is the best at it, but Inugami is on Choji’s wavelength enough that he’s pretty accurate too)

Hiragi calls the first years by the wrong name sometimes, like a mom with too many kids. He’ll yell and say Sugishita when he means Sakura, but he does apologize before yelling again.

Because he’s around older guys a lot, Togame sometime uses really old words or sayings. You haven’t hear the saying “It’s raining cats and dogs” or he’s “bleeding like a stuck pig” in years until you’re stuck under an awning during a passing storm or he comes back from a rough fight, nose still bleeding profusely. Also keeps bag balm/cetaphil, some other really good lotion for calluses and dry skin and just kinda slaps it on whatever shishitoren member he sees who’s hands are cracking, saying that the skin won’t heal as well when they’re older so they better take care of it now.

Umemiya’s got the worst habit of losing, dropping, or sitting on his glasses. He doesn’t realize it until he hears the snap and he’s got them taped up until he can go get them fixed again.

Kaji’s kind of a messy eater. Especially with ice cream or food with sauce on it. Started to get better with checking his face after eating after Hiragi slapped a wet wipe on his face after he devoured a rack of ribs, leaving him looking like he’d cannibalized someone

[lesbianwyllravengard]

My friend and I burnt chicken nuggets together because she read the oven cook time as the microwave cook time and even though I thought ten minutes to microwave a plate of chicken nuggets was astronomically high I didn't say anything because she's usually smarter than me and then when it got to around 7 minutes we were both like "woah these chicken nuggets smell AMAZING like these are REAL chicken nuggets" but even still we didn't think that might mean it's a good time to stop cooking them until eventually at 9 minutes the smell turned rancid and when I threw open the microwave they were fully charred. We're not allowed to cook together anymore.

[moodyjazzyblues]

i love doodling little guys at family gatherings

[isa-ah]

also to build off of this excitement, i would like to announce that according to my husband i have reached gender ambiguity so severe it scares our neighbors. what am i? my voice is mid. my chest is a little chubby but so is the rest of me. i have long hair but its paired with a camo trucker hat. my legs are unshaven but short. i am the boogeyman

[dimetrodone]

I fucked up

[sluggoonthestreet]

Reggie has pre-prepared for Chonky Squirrel Winter.

[ping-ski]

okay my day has been MADE

so for context, my main job (out of 2) is being a caregiver and i typically work with children (attendant, habilitation, and respite), but i literally just walked home from my shift a few minutes ago and my neighbor's daughter was so excited to see me and gave me a drawing and a leaf from her family vacation. we yapped for a bit since she hadn't seen me in a while and guys it was so so so wholesome and sweet i thought my teeth were rotting. and she told me the colors in my hair were cool. kids are just the sweetest things the maternal instincts in me literally screamed.

i dont really want kids of my own right now or anytime soon but man i thought i was gonna cry augh i feel better now 😭

[aluc-art]

Pondering child au

Owww the edge.

I read the entire fancomic in like 1 day, I hope they end up happily live ever after or smth.

I loved the artstyle :]] it just scratches a part in my brain /pos.

I also drew my design of Tord with this au's Tord design, hope you dont mind!!!

....This au's Tom might be one of my comfort characters..

He's just so,,, nice.

[carlyraejepsans]

now wouldn't it be the best if all the answers to our questions came as sheepish realizations obvious in reteospect like the answer for anxiety that's crept into your head is as simple as your printer you forgot to plug it in instead of playing twister with my lyrics cause i can and filling every syllable with lots of bull should i inSTEAD give you the SIMPLE SING-ALONG that you're all hoping will come next or do I LOAD THIS MOTHER UP AND DO-AH-DO WHAT I DO BEST!!!!!!!!

[soulhollow]

We were skirting a creek that twisted from the wide river and his horse stumbled, almost unsaddling the king. He recovered himself and patted the stallion’s neck. ‘It must be an accidental fire,’ he said, and spurred on.

I let him go. A half-dozen of his own men rode with Alfred, but Steapa, their commander, fell in beside me.

‘He’s not happy.’

‘He’s only happy when he’s praying,’ I said sourly.

‘He was looking forward to this journey.’

‘So he can pray over Hoskuld?’

‘He was looking forward to seeing you,’ Steapa said, ‘for some reason he likes you.’

I said nothing.

-Bernard Cornwell, Uhtred's Feast 'The Gift of God'