#ofc he likes meat…🥹

[pickledsprite]

What do you think michael likes in his pizza

i also think he would like mushrooms, I will let yall debate if he likes pineapple on pizza

[wriothesleybear]

Do you think Wiro would want a thicker/chubby partner..?

I feel like he would kill for some nice warm soft cuddles with reader

(Also more cushion for heat times iykyk 😏)

omg yes ! like i see him as not really caring about looks and loving all types of bodies but he doesnt mind a little more meat. i mean he's thick himself, why wouldn't he love the thicker/chubby beauties🥰

ugh he would not be able to keep his hands off of you. ofc he's respectful in public, but behind closed doors, hoo boy, is he immediately on you. Gliding his hands everywhere on your body. Your love handles, hips, arms, thighs, legs, tummy. and if you're willing to let him go further, he'll move to your breasts and ass. Wanting to admire all of you that he finds beautiful and he wants you to understand that. he also shows his appreciation with kisses and bites🤭

his hands might be a little cold as he touches you but its so refreshing and nice especially in the warmer seasons. he enjoys the heat radiating off of your body to warm his hands.

he especially loves chubbier thighs cuz theyre so comfy to rest his head on. just comb your fingers through his hair as he lays his head on your lap and he will melt (may also knock out cuz it feels so relaxing and our hardworking wolf needs the rest🥺)

on the topic of cuddles, he is literally like a koala. he holds you tight and does not let go lol. why would he want to let go of his darling when he's so comfortable and warm and cozy😌 only you can tempt him to stay in bed longer instead of getting up for the day for work. he doesnt really have a preferred cuddling position. as long as hes holding you close is all that matters the most to him. you two usually either do the classic spoon or the honeymoon hug. sometimes he'll let you hold him as he rests his head on your chest and you play with his hair and rub his back. it really helps after those long, stressful days🥹 he nuzzles into your neck and leaves kisses at times.

a little nsfw below~

he'd also enjoy lovingly squeezing your thighs especially during a make out session or even during the deed😈 his hands would always be touching your thighs in some way during your love sessions. be it by holding the back of your thighs as he has you in a mating press or when his head is between your legs while he's having his daily 'meal' and hes trying to keep your legs apart or he's gripping your thighs while they squish his head.

one of the places he leaves the most marks ;) when you sit on his lap, he usually has a hand on your thigh, mindlessly rubbing and squeezing it while he reads his paperwork. it may or may not lead to other things *wink wink*

[kankuroplease]

could you please do a Hc for Frédéric to get to know him a little, for example his character..., I like the fact that he looks like Kawa and Kota😎👍

Frederick was the most laid back and easygoing baby of the pack

Never really cried unless he was hungry and preferred to sleep in his basket or on one of the ninken to being rocked to sleep

He did like crawling into their laps for cuddles though

Bees terrified him as a baby

He took a liking to his mother’s taiko and would copy the rhythm she would use. This became a regular occurrence until he was able to memorize them and make his own

As he grew, his vibrant and compassionate personality started peeking through and set him apart from his shyer older siblings

If there was dancing, he was in the middle of it; showing off and getting the other kids to dance too

Usually his grandmother Ebba or some wallflower of his choosing were his dance partners, but he’d occasionally would cut between his parents to dance with his mom too

He was the recipient of a wolf pups that he named Heofon. She’s his pride and joy 🥹

He would serenade the ninken has they all took baths in the river (Wolfgang found it easier to bathe the boys and dogs at the same time 💀)

As a teen he was rather notorious for having the habit of jumping rooftop to rooftop barefooted, his jovial demeanor, risk taking, great dancing (ofc), and hunting skills

Always helped his father butcher the meat for his mother (partially because it got him praise for being a good kid but also his mom was always cooking something and would let him sample the food before everyone else for helping)

He was in direct competition with Asahi in academics and tracking. He knew his older brother naturally more gifted in those areas, but it didn’t stop him from trying to keep up

Him and Kuri use to argue a lot as little kids over dumb things, but got closer as teens and are each others best friends

He brings Mika and Sena hang with the older guys so they could learn the ropes and stop clinging to their mother’s apron

Always helped Leonie braid her hair (even if he complained about it)

Reluctantly took Elke and Arashi on his ninken whenever he somehow got stuck with little kid babysitting duty

Although he was still lively, he mellowed out again in his early adulthood and took up tradesmen as occupation

Heofon is his wingwoman and gets the best cuts of meat for being such a good girl

He usually has to pay extra for passage on ships with her tho

He’s still the barefooted life of any party after a drink or two

Which lead to him traveling quite a lot and meeting many new people both old and young that he considers life long friends

He always made sure to write his family regularly when he was away and stock up on gifts for them

He was the first of their children to see the land of fire, which he highly recommended they his siblings stay away from

The main Inuzuka clan were nice and their Uchiha relatives seem to be doing well, but it’s far from a peaceful place in his opinion and he can see why their parents left it behind.

[beentobeetle]

maybe just..something sweet? like ted and AM doing something domestic? i know it’s probably out of character but i just. 🥹🥹

Oooh I’ve been looking for an excuse to draw fluff of these two!!

Ted would totally teach AM to bake (I have a head canon he baked as a hobby before AM). AM doesn’t learn all that much. He’s focusing on something else 🤨

Ted would teach AM to dance since the guy isn’t used to Human Bodies and having to move around with them. This raises some interesting questions in Ted and AM’s minds (🏳️‍🌈⁉️)

And OFC they’d have a hoard of cats! All of them picked up off the road by Ted (bc he can’t leave a stray behind). AM acts like he hates the things but he secretly gives them meat scraps and treats when Ted isn’t home/isn’t looking.

[starrbright]

girl i got scared 😭 also I felt like my brain would stop the flow any second I was typing bc that seems to be the case for months now. I always get ideas but then typing them out, I could only type out less than a paragraph before my brain stops working and gives up. if it were up to me I would have continued. also I feel like these days I don’t know how to word things properly? like me writing out the actions of someone I’m struggling with that currently as well. like I suck at describing 😭😭😭 which is why I quit writing for two years now.

I’m so flattered you actually liked it 🥹

also you’re comments were so sweet and funny haha! there’s a reason why my username is what it is 🤭 I’m a whore for those men. I will forever be part of the issei meat missile matsukawa agenda 😗 (also my bby hiro is has an insane stoke game it’s not even funny 😩 now his dick may not be as thick but he has length to him. uses that to his advantage)

progress takes practice, time and that's along with patience to yourself!! 💌 i hope i don't come across as annoying with this little two cents😭 again, it's really cute and i love it!!

"meat missile matsukawa" ✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼✍🏼 you get me so much. and ofc makki🥰😋🥰

[tinnchan]

@nonkul hello beloveds~ guess who's watched eps 5 and 6 of khun chai 🍄✨ the plan is to finish it before laws of attraction starts airing because this time i'm watching weekly with everyone!!

first of all chan slayed that funeral look 😍 but those cgi rats 😭😭 it was even worse than the snake lmaoo also like. do rats eat meat???? i know it's a lie but everyone was like yeah makes sense??

the shadow theatre scene!!!!!! tender gay romance at its finest. and i like that they both know what it is between them. when jiu draws a parallel between the lady white snake and tian and tian says that maybe she got to live on earth with the man she loved after all meaning that if he's the white snake jiu is her lover?? that was flirting. i'm so proud of my boy 🥹

and i liked that when he saw jiu talk with ma he didn't draw his conclusions and run away but confronted jiu about it in his gentle way and jiu didn't deny it and admitted to doing dirty jobs for ma bc he depends on him and tian didn't judge him for that. and then the ending of ep 6!!!! i was expecting something like that from the moment i realised jiu still doesn't know who tian is. aaaaaaa i can't wait to see how it all plays out i'm so excited omg

i like yang and bua investigation duo and i like tian pin and yang on their how to ruin a wedding in 1.5 months mission akshsjks and ofc tian and yang's love for each other 🥺🥺 and i like my feral loser girl chan even though she wants tian dead but i mean. that moves the gay romance forward so

i don't like madam li 🙄 and i don't like mushrooms 😭😭 tho tbh i didn't find it as disturbing as i thought i would. i didn't skip this time bc then i'd have to skip every five minutes lmao i really didn't expect the plot to revolve around them 😭 but that dinner scene would be so funny out of context everyone enjoying the mushrooms and madam li sitting there absolutely terrified aksgsjsksk btw can someone explain to me why jia always uses this mushroom glitter? does she not know any regular paralysing poisons? the flesh-eating mushroom part seems to bring nothing but inconveniences

also!! if tian's father still feels guilty for zhang's death can i maybe hope that he won't judge tian for being gay 🤔 or maybe he's a hypocrite 🙄

this is all over the place but i really enjoyed the eps!!!! will watch ep 7 tomorrow if not tonight 👀 love youu <3333

- @ahxu-laowen

SOF BELOVED HI SEEING THIS IN MY INBOX WAS SUCH A JOY! But you have 15 days now to watch 11 episodes djdkd will you manage

I will never get over the khunchai cgi fauna and flora. So so extra.

Ahhh i am so obsessed with the shadow puppet scene :( the way it packs so much of the their characters and the theme of their romance its so so so beautiful. Tian wanting to retell the lady whitesnake story 🥺🥺

HAHAHAHA i was always hateful towards mushrooms now imagine my aversion!

Yang and pin 🥺🥺🥺 they are my fav side couple of all time... Mayhaps... Mayhaps hets have rights

Tians parents fir now can choke jdkdkd

Thank you for sharing your thoughts with me it brings me so much joy 🥺❤️

[seiwas]

hi sel bel!💛 are you having a good weekend? i've come with a seiwa question :3 what's it like going grocey shopping with iwaizumi? do you two go together? who likes to cook?

my miraluv!!! you are so sweet all the time coming in here to ask me how i’m doing aaaah i adore you 🥺🫶🏻 i’m having one of the best weekends i’ve had in a while!!! what about you??

and how did yoUUUUU 🫵 know . that grocery shopping is literally one of my fave things to do 😭 i can be there for hours just perusing 🥹 it is my Heaven.

grocery shopping with iwa is smth i look forward to every week 🥺 to me, it’s as good as a date! but hajime tells me i’m being cute and silly—how ofc it isn’t a date, he has other plans for that 🥺 we definitely always go together though!! both of us are health junkies and love shopping for whole foods we can cook at home for meal planning!!!

he has a more direct list with everything and usually sticks to it, but hehe of course there’s me *twirls hair* and i get sidetracked looking at sales and stuff that look interesting!! we always end up with a few more things than what we intended on getting, and he always rolls his eyes when we get to the counter… but all i need to do is give him a lil bit of this 🥺 n maybe a hug n a smooch to match and swipe! we have all of em 🫶🏻

we both like cooking!!! it depends on the kind of food we’re making 🥹 if it’s protein-heavy, it’s definitely him!! i’m not good w meats, so he takes care of it. but if it’s fruits and veggies and breakfasts!!!! that’s all me 🫶🏻 i think i can cook up some mean veggie options whenever we’re feeling something lighter hihi 🤭 i definitely bake tho!! i make us our protein balls too so we don’t have to buy em in store 🫶🏻

[ithinkabouttzu]

Hai! Could you ship me with an enhypen member plz🙏.

I am a black female, I'm 4'11 a June Gemini and my mbti is ENTP-T. Im on the thick side. Very much curvy. I love dancing so much I go to school for it and I love doing kpop random dances in my free time. I love fasion makeup nails shopping stuff like that. I am a princess treatment enthusiasts and all my friends will tell you that I'm single because I'm extremely picky and I take no bs. (That's why they all have failed relationships). Somehow people think I'm flirting when im really just being nice. Or i genuinely loved your outfit and i had to say something. I love chicken(only the dark meat. I don't like it dry) and I like shrimp. I absolutely love speed and I very outgoing. I really like Rollercoasters ziplining Go-Karts(🤩) overall I like having fun especially when I'm not alone. My love language for receiving is physical touch and for giving its gift giving. I'm pretty sure this is to much information but tysm in advance😘

Yes ofc and thank you sm!! I hope you enjoy 🫶🏻💖

I ship you with…

Jay Park!

Song Recommendation: Lover - Taylor Swift

- You need someone who will exceed those high standards and will treat you like a princess? Jay Park is the man for you honey!

- Thinks you are so cute, literally like he always tries to make jokes about how cute and small you are but you know he’s always just joking and he loves your cute size!

- And don’t even get me started on how OBSESSED he is with your body like, you have to tell him to keep his hands to himself at some point bc he cannot get off those nice curves 🤣

- He also LOVES seeing you dance like omg, you guys might even do a dance together at some point

- You guys are both so generous to eachother and love eachother so dearly! I think you guys would have such a healthy relationship together omg

- He enjoys having you around at functions, you’re so good at talking to people and are always nice!!

- You guys are so fun to be around! Y’all are always doing something spontaneous and are always out for an adventure! He will always offer you guys go to do go karts in his free time

- Definitely pulls out his good cooking skills when it comes to you! And best believe he tried his hardest to make you the best chicken ever! (and even if it’s absolutely horrible it wouldn’t matter bc it’s the thought that counts)

- Gets SO happy when you give him sweet little gifts, like gets teary eyed the first time you buy him something because it was so thoughtful of you and he’s never had someone pay so much attention before 🥹

- He loves holding you close on days when he’s sad and you never fail to make him happy :) You’re the best part of his day and he just loves you sm

Thank you for requesting and I hope you Like it soooo much!!! 💗💛

[woahjo]

callieeeee 🥰🥰 been a while since i last checked in, sorryyy 🥺🥹

anywayssss, so, i’m a ✨seasonal worker✨ at this fancy schmancy restaurant in the city my uncle lives in and i’ll stay with him for the summer. the city is like. so nice. so pretty. close by the sea, medieval european city, like Kiki’s Delivery Service core. and my "boss" (he's just the waiter who has worked there the longest) is so 🥴🥴😫 he’s like. 30-35 maybe and last year we were kind of flirty with each other and i’m just having hopesss for the summer 🥴🥴🥴 ofc there are like, higher ups or whatnot but they have explicitly said that they don’t care what we do with each other as long as it doesn’t get in the way of work and it’s consensual. so!!!!!!!

this whole thing got me thinking of being a seasonal worker at Tendou’s café 🥹 him teaching you alllll the best ways to make his baked goods 😩😩 just watching his hands as he makes neat bun after meat bun and yours look like shit and he doesn’t get mad, he just laughs and says it takes time and you’ll learn 🥹🥹🥹

- 🧶

omggggg HELLO DARLING!!!! long time no speak <3333

ur summer sounds legit like a movie plot and im SOOOO jealous that u get to be in a lovely european city by the sea <3333 hopefully the weather is nice and gorgeous and sunny and helps with ur endeavors with ur boss / waiter who has worked there the longest <333

and GOD!!!! tendou with a cafe and bakery!!! FUCK!!!! the way he teases you... he comes up behind you and guides your hands as you fold them to "teach you how to do it". and he's grinning EAR TO EAR bc your shoulders are stiff as a board and he sees the way you fluster in your expression and stutter over your words. MAN!

[dootznbootz]

Oh poor Tejimola!!! 😭 I'm happy she turned back into a human and got to live her life though! 🥹 Thank you for sharing and tagging me!

So the state I'm from doesn't have much folklore (So much Native American Folklore ofc, but I am not Native so it's not really my story to share) but there is one I genuinely love so much because it's just so so silly.

The Hodag >:3 (I mean, my gosh, just look at this thing 👀)

Logging was basically the biggest job you could get in the north through a lot of history. It was dangerous but it usually became well-connected community through it (as you usually spent SOOO long with your coworkers)

Lots of the older loggers would tease and scare the newbies with this critter (as they most likely did with the story of Paul Bunyan as well). It was as strong as an ox, ferocious as a bear, and as cunning as a fox >:3 It also smelled of buzzard meat and skunk perfume. Sometimes it's scaly and sometimes furred but it always has huge ox-like horns and spikes down the back. (there are so many ugly looking taxidermy of these "creatures" 😅)

Some stories say that it came from the ashes of a dead ox that was mistreated before it died and that it now goes after people who are abusive towards their work animals. (at least that's the story I heard. My great great grandpa was one of the best draft horse trainers around who loved his horses to the point where when one died in a mudslide accident, he quit logging. Soooo he probably had a say in that version in my family xD)

It kind of died down for a while before being "rediscovered" and became a silly scam to bring more people to northern Wisconsin :D

Like...Look at these guys. They put on some of their nicest clothes to pose with this silly thing!

This was really fun 🥹 I'd love to hear more lesser known folklore out there!

I'm tagging @thehelplessmortals @nikoisme @iroissleepdeprived @perroulisses @cygniavenue @fangirlofallthefanthings @scoopac @firesofdainix

If you get this ask, tell us a story from the folklore or mythology of YOUR COUNTRY (e.g. if you are German, tell us a German myth). Then send this ask to ten people! Just want to see more people talking about lesser known myths ;)

Eeeee okay. So lemme tell you about the myth of Tejimola from my state (Assam).

Tejimola was a girl whose dad was a business, and her biological mom died when she was young, so her dad remarried, and hence, we now enter the 'horrible stepmom' trope.

So once her dad left for another business trip and her stepmom was basically making her work like a slave. But she didn't mind. Things however changed when she got invited to her friend's wedding, and begged her stepmom to let her go.

The stepmom finally gave in BUT... obviously with a hidden motive. See she handed her brand new clothes to wear at the wedding, and asked her to carry it very carefully as it was "preciously made for her" or something along those lines, I think, but placed a mouse inside them.

By the time she was ready to wear the dress she found that it had big ass holes in it and a mouse hopped off from it and ran away. She was terrified, and recalled her mom's words. Her friend(s) tried to console her saying that her mom would understand, but she knew there was a very little chance.

Still she went back home with the now-chewed down clothes and lo and behold, as planned, her mom SNAPPED. She was so mad she punished her in ways unimaginable.

So there's this threshing tool called dheki, that's used to separate rice grains from their outer husks, while leaving the bran layer.

You place your feet to the leftmost side and it raises the right side, and the pounding stand on the hole (very key part of the tool for the story) does the threshing work.

I'll give a trigger warning here, because this is about to get dark.

So as a punishment the stepmom asked Tejimola to help her thresh the rice grains. Okay, not bad, you think?

Well while she was in the right sitting with her hand below the stand to deal with the unfiltered rice grains, her stepmom pounds her hand hard, to the point that it bleeds and actually gets fractured. Tejimola shrieks, but her stepmom is like "KEEP WORKING. Use your other hand!" But does the same with the other hand. Now she don't have any functional hands.

"Don't worry. Use your feet!" But does the same to her feet, one after the other.

"Use your head!" And does the same to her head. Atp Tejimola is practically dead, but her stepmom wasn't expecting this. She calls her out but doesn't get an answer. She's terrified, and prepares for her burial. After she's buried, she cleans off any possible evidence that could give away about the murder.

Now this is where Tejimola takes various forms to haunt her stepmom. First she becomes a bottle-gourd plant. One day a beggar asks her stepmom if they can have a bottle-gourd from her tree, to which she gets a little stunned cuz she wasn't aware she had such a tree, but permits the beggar, who, when reaches out to pluck a gourd, Tejimola asks them not to in a musical manner, saying her name and that she was killed by her stepmom. The beggar gets horrified and informs the owner aka our villain immediately. She destroyes it in a heartbeat. But in that same place a citrus tree grows and she takes its form. She does the same to people who try to This is how her stepmom comes to know about the tree and uproots it and throws it into a river.

In the river now, she takes the form of a beautiful lotus. Now this gets interesting, because her dad's returning from his trip and spots the lotus, and hears it achingly sing to him claiming it's Tejimola, his daughter. Her dad gets startled and asks her to prove she really is his daughter by transforming into a mynah/sparrow.

She does so and her dad's heart wrenches. He reaches home and immediately confronts his wife. Then he asks the bird to show up as Tejimola if that's truly her, and she transforms back into her human form, while her stepmom gets kicked out :3

The end

Imma just tag some ppl here:

@dootznbootz @gotstabbedbyapen @0lympian-c0uncil @bloody-arty-myths @natures-marvel @inc0rrectmyths @chimera-tail @sleepdeprivationbutitsvaruna @olympushit @15pantheons @kulfi-waala and anyone who wants to join!

[base0h]

Can I pls get hcs for luffy and law with a male s/o that has a higher bounty than them and has stronger powers that can easily make them a emperor if they were to get caught on the news

a/n - why yes ofc anon :) I feel like this is gonna be chaotic on specifically Luffy’s part 😭

Warnings ⚠️ - male reader, chaos

Luffy

- you don’t even know how hyped he is

- like.

- he is SO EXCITED

- but also kinda jealous

- BUT EXCITED

- kinda jealous

- he goes back and forth lmao 💀

- immediately wants to fight you

- he wants to see if he can at least hold his own against you

- when you beat his ass you better give him cuddles bec he’ll be all pouty 🙄

- he will refuse to talk until he eats meat

- it always makes him feel better 😭

- ok yes he’s a bit hurt that you have a higher bounty than him

- he’s just competitive like that ✨

- but! He’s also super excited about it

- He loves having you by his side while knowing you’re literally one of the strongest people in the world

- sometimes he wonders why you won’t become a Yonko but that’s your decision :)

- oh dw he still protects you lmao

- he still can’t get over the fact that you don’t really need rescuing but he’ll do anything for you 🥺

- He shares his meat only with people he’s super close to, and those who he thinks are pretty admirable!

- and with that, he’ll share his meat without a second thought with you :)

- just don’t eat it all or else he might start getting bratty 💀

- if you ramble about your powers, he’ll gladly show you all of his!!

- he LOVES exchanging power showdowns

- god he gets so excited whenever he sees one of your moves

- it’s like his eyes sparkle 🥹✨

- PLS PLS PLS STAY BY THIS BOY’S SIDE 😭😭😭

Law

- his first reaction was like: …. Good job

- and then he got excited after a couple days-

- idk why he couldn’t just skip to the “he’s happy for you” part but he’s law so let’s let him be lmao

- He’s actually not surprised at all

- man knows you’re REALLY powerful

- He always thought you would become a yonko at some point, even when he first laid eyes on you

- Oh god you have to rescue him sometimes right??

- man will be so embarrassed

- You’re carrying him bridal style while running away 💀

- pls he turns into Kid’s hair color 😭

- Man FREAKS OUT whenever you come to rescue him (which isn’t that often but it still happens)

- he always says: “I don’t need saving y/n. I’m fine.”

- *About to be roasted alive over an open flame*

- law finds it difficult to accept help from you bec he feels bad that he’s not the one doing it to you :(

- ok please just get yourself captured and let him save you so he’ll feel better about himself 😭

- He finds that he feels a bit weak when you always gotta rescue his ass

- Reassure him that he’s perfect the way he is and that you find it kinda cute

- he might melt and die tho 😭

- He still doesn’t know even why you manage to carry him bridal style every single damn time when you rescue him 💀

- honestly I’d pay to see someone carry law bridal style 🙄

- You’re amazing, and he fucking knows it

- You got a higher bounty than him? He’s not jealous at all! (Unlike mr rubber man)

- he’s actually very proud of you :D

- Emo boy loves how strong you are 🥺

a/n - this is barely proofread I’m so sorry- 😭

<3

[vikki-tikki-tavii]

Love your shit dude!!!! 😎👍 I have a question: how would Silco react to having a s/o who’s a master chef? Like, they are top tier cuisine experts who love to spoil him by cooking for him? Cheers! 🥂 thank you :3

Awww thanks my guy! 🥹that’s so sweet 🍻

And haha I can definitely see Silco as the type of person to always skip meals and his chef lover just shutting that down immediately

“I said I’m not hungry…”

“Aww well I didn’t ask if you were hungry, I said dinner’s ready.”

Definitely not afraid to have some attitude with Silco…also not above making a skinny joke

“Seriously, I’ve seen more meat on a sewer rat than on you.”

“I mean your butt is practically concave…how goes that even happen?”

If you were anyone else (besides Jinx ofc) he would’ve been disposed of you 50x over. But because he cares for you so much and knows you’re being a prick for his well-being, he’ll shoot you a glare, but let the jokes slide.

Sometimes