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ur second cousins in Pakistan butt-dialling you to 'do better' (they the ones gettin all the rewards from ur dawahs than u living it) like Allah in the Qur'an personally calls them snakes in absolute conflict resolution (which is why u always go home after 'a holiday' than u making residence there cuz ur momma wanted to 'see people')
#its always the ones who 'fake their innocence' to you in the form#of what ya got in ya food#they do somethin to poison ur thinking is how a dua hack is made by feeding#dont tell ur other cousins in the north east (F&F Tokyo Drift niggas) that u made it up in the end (Hollywood is ur 2nd cousins now)#LETS SEE WHOS DSM-V 5 THEY READIN UP TO FIND YOU IN THE SCENE#THEIR VERSION OF A 'DAJJAL' IS U BEING FAMOUS FOR NO REASON#THEIR AYAHS ARE WATCHING FLAMES GO BY TIL FLAMES TURN INTO A MOTION PICTURE SILVER SCREEN PLAYING U#THATS HOW THEY SEE U DOING FCKING NOTHIN ALL IN THE TOILET TO PISS ON U FOR FREE#LIKE UR THE ONES GETTING ZAKAT INSTEAD FROM A DIRTY DUSTY RIDDEN COUNTRY FOR NO GOODS TO BE SOLD#THEY KNO U GANGSTA BUT ITS THEIR BIDASTAA' NOW
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Hello, I hope it's ok to ask:
How would Mirage react to the Autobots, that are on Earth for the first time, acting condescending toward Noah because he is an organic? Cybertron didn't like organics much to the point of their own version of racism.
Would Mirage be sad, protective, uncomfortable or just plain start to fight them for Noah's honor?
its always ok to ask! :v ❤️
idk if it is "in character" for him but in my humble opinion i think mirage would 100% ready to throw down for his boy. or atleast i would like to see it lol
#transformers#mirage#rotb mirage#sorry for delay#i had a mental health relapse and then got food poisoning#noah diaz#i just wanna see raj defend his BOY YA#autobot decpticon prime quintess green party girl scout what ever dont diss his boy#also sorry its at a wierd angle....#maccadam#rotb#tf rotb#rise of the beasts#refs used#noah x mirage#norage#miroah#hometeam#sorry hes so hard to draw fr#mirage x noah#i.. think also since he been on earth for a while maybe he sees all the human racism and draws comparison to what was going on pre war#dawg has zero tolerance#thank you for the ask its whats keeping me going in these trying times
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ass in the air on my hands and knees searching for link/allen (romantic platonic idgaf in this economy) fanwork i scoured the ao3 tag dry and 8 years of tumblr posts and now i am Two fists deep in pixiv, dodging projectiles of pathetic ai porn, desperately looking for crumbs. i’ve done it again folks i found a more or less dead fandom and got stuck on the niche pairing of the main character and the guy who debuted with a bowl cut and now there is nothing to be done but CRY LOUDLY and then (some time later) EQUIP PEN
#(through tears) BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD#fuckass niche as fuck pairings always nerf me for some reason i’ve got a thing for the…. the Unexpected. or the Unperceivdd#i just think there’s something so compelling about allen’s idealism in spite of the horrors he’s experienced contrasted with#link’s single mindedness in his devotion to reveiller or whomstever the fuck (can’t spell europe)#being as he is an orphan who has never had anyone else in his life#but then allen comes along and suddenly he’s forced to be in close quarters with another human being for a long ass time#and allen obviously hates it at first but they’re both Food Enjoyers and allen’s so. he’s so idealistic. he thinks he can save everyone#meanwhile link has never cared about anyone except his friends who all became third exorcists and cocked off + leveiller + now. now now#howard ‘i’m at war with myself’ link#HOWARD LINK HAS ONLY EVER AFFORDED HIMSELF TWO MERCIES#THE FIRST IS HIS FEELINGS OF LOYALTY TOWARDS REVEILLE#WHICH AT SOME POINT IN HIS EMPLOYMENT TRANSCENDED A MERE SENSE OF OBLIGATION#THE SECOND IS ALLEN WALKER#meanwhile allen’s never had anyone see him at his lowest so often on the pure basis of fuckass watch a dog a (mario voice) duty#the forced vulnerability into a genuine sense of concern but the lines are eternally blurred#throw in link’s transparency when kanda drags him out of dog zone and he’s like okay ya this is what i’m here to do#and allen’s unequivocal acceptance of him all the same#AND THE WAY HE BLUSHES WHEN ALLEN PINCHES HIS NOSE (7999 psychic damage sustained. critical hit!)#i like unlikely and difficult connections which require infinite energy and faith to sustain#i like what they’ve got going there#it compels the Fuck out of me#ok now that i’ve yapped this much i Must. i Must write. so write i will (later)#after (?) this comic and also my mom and i finish watching blossoms in adversity which . favorite chinese period drama ever fyi#ok good night i sleep#olio#gelmo
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Listen/purchase: Jessie Lynn McMains - Ode to Awesome by Various Artists
The kind of kiss that melts your kneecaps is awesome! Opening a new box of paints is awesome! James Williamson’s guitar riff in The Stooges’ “Search and Destroy” is awesome! Red lipstick, green tea with honey on a rainy day, the secret glow of nightjars—awesome!
#bandcamp#spoken word#poetry#hello america stereo cassette#jessie lynn mcmains#my writing#ode to awesome#i wrote the first draft of this poem like...6 years ago?#in response to that time neil degrasse tyson made some tweet about how 'the word awesome should be reserved for things that are truly#awe-inspiring - not food or tv.'#and the merriam-webster account just responded: 'neil.'#anyway i never did anything with it#and then a poem i heard someone read at the woodland pattern poetry marathon this year#reminded me of it and got me to take another look at it#i made some edits and liked the new version#but i still didn't know what to *do* with it#and then i was like#wait! it would make a kick-ass spoken word piece!#so here ya go
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Me: ugh, I just want this Thing to be over, then I'll be able to finally take a rest The Thing: *is over* The next Thing: *comes right up 0.3 seconds after* Me: *with twitching eyes* G-R-E-A-T
#tonhal pofázik#work-related drama is over#uni-related drama is || this close to be over#I knew my landlord is selling the flat#but it's a shithole. I thought I'll be able to stay here until the end of summer when I'll be able to move in with some other people#i just got home. started microwaving my food and changed my pants. didn't even have time to SIT#when this dude knocks that he really wants to buy the flat because It's Just Perfect#like. with a genuine smile. dude saw the photos. idk what world does he live in. maybe i should have listed all the problems to him?#now i have to actually find out what to do until september#i don't want to go home to my parents#no i'm not ready for this#i'm going to read fanfics now. see ya in 354 years
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there's such a specific mournful longing for damn good food you had at restaurants in places far away or that no longer exist.
had the best stuffed mushrooms and italian wedding soup at a spaghetti warehouse in texas when i was a teenager.
sweet tomatoes was such an amazing salad and soup centered restaurant with fabulous variety and they are no longer open in my region :(
the best damn restaurant steak i have ever in my life had and will dream of forever was at diamond jim's in livingston, alabama, where the boneless ribeye was grilled to medium rare perfection and so incredibly tender and flavorful, and the house-made fries were to die for.
you just hope someone out there is enjoying what's now out of your reach, or remembers that comforting wonder the same as you do.
#ya know what i mean right?#i'm sure we've all got those foods or restaurants#i mean there are always Really Good Ones that are near you and open#but The Longing you feel for delicious food that's beyond your grasp is so particular and keen#would love to know of anybody else's
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Hiii pookie
I’m currently hyperfixating on Jjk so I don’t have a lot of ideas for Welcome Home lmao
I’m scrounging up the few ideas I have rn just so I can round them up before I forget them 😭
That one au I made with Holly and Wallace helping Eddie with his mailman job while he has depression is perpetually stuck in my head I love them
Daisey pops up in the au and they are a HATER
Legit, they’re only there to keep Eddie on a positive streak because he’s their bestie
Eddie needs glasses but he doesn’t wear them cause he keeps dropping and breaking them. He’s just blind walking around the neighborhood
He’s memorized every part of the post office so he’s fine walking around in there blind
Daisey is pretty much the same in this au but they aren’t big fans of the other neighbors besides maybe Julie and Frank. Everyone else can suck it /j
FlowerShop doesn’t happen in this au me thinks
Daisey cares too much for Eddie and too little for Howdy for them to work out in this au
Holly and Wallace cuss a lot. Everyone just looks at them as if they’ve never heard cussing before, Eddie laughs since he finds it amusing
Eddie cusses a little too, everyone gasps
Me thinking Daisey and Eddie having a sleepover and Daisey tells Eddie that they love him :)
He replies, I love you too Frank,” and completely destroys the mood :(
Matching sibling outfits are a NEED
They get matching pajamas for a sleepover and Holly refuses to admit she likes them
Holly hates on Eddie a lot less in this au I think, she just pities him more than hates him
Wallace feels the same as he usually does about Eddie, they get along okay
My brain is consumed by Suguru Geto right now, I love my depressed little guy
I don't what that is but Good For You! /genuine
Depressed Eddie hc ouagh I eat that shit Up. It should be stuck in your head gah what a concept
Daisey the Hater era heck yeah! We love to see them only care about One person and slowly grow to like his (cough- only) two friends!
They walk backwards into the post office, glaring at Howdy. Only reason they don't flip him off is bc Eddie will get upset if he sees. He's too sweet.
I feel most of Eddie's swears are those nonsense countrisms no one understands. So when he drops a nice clean Fuck! everyone is shocked.
NNOOOOO Don't Do That To Me!! Oh There Are So Many Reasons He Could Have Said That. Ok well I got 2 but Still.
1. His issue with names got him mixed up and landed him on the Worst option. He genuinely meant to say Daisey (platonic or not up to you bestie) (He sometimes signs letters with other people's names iirc. my poor boy isn't great in the name department)
2. Eddie Was Sleepy And Was Not Paying Attention. Boy's halfway to Dreamland and was thinking about the puppet of his dreams. (sorry Daisey sobs 😭)
Both options still kill the mood and that is now a very awkward sleepover. I'm ruined, you've ruined me /j /pos
Oh good some wholesome food. Matching PJs are literally the cutest thing every. Holly for the love of beans admit you like the pjs lol
I feel like pitying Eddie is almost worse? But I don't think Eddie would notice it right away so eeeh. I see Eddie as someone who really doesn't like being pitied tbh
#Wowza what a typing I did!#You've got your hyperfixation. I've got a wh x Gravity Falls au in my drafts that i plan to post-#we're just vibing rn!#fr tho hii bestiee thank you for the mailman food and Angst#ya know idk if im tired. have a headache. or if I've inhaled too much bug spray fumes.#but hoo boy somethings up lol#dw im fine i prommy#neon child#dizztalkstoomuch#welcome home#eddie dear#moot ocs
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loveee when a character is crushed under the weight of someone elses expectations for them love when a character dedicates their entire life to something they never even wanted for themself love when the only reason a character keeps going is because theyre Supposed to and bc theyre supposed to make another person happy/proud. YES !!! CLAPPING !!! YES !!!!!!!!
#this isnt rly related to any character in particular i just thought abt this and it made me scream.#flirting at a bar Damn girl you look like youre trapped in a life you built to please someone else. and then i kneel down and pull out a 💍#sry i ran out of space for the full word ring. also why when i type 💍 Ohh theyre hiding it. bc now the emoji is 💍 Oh they changed it again#pox on their home..originally it was 🔐 sughested emoji#but then the second time it was 😭.... very anti marriage. well ig maybe the sob could be like OMG... YES!!!!! I WILL MARRY YOU!!!!!!#ngl getting proposed to is such a big fear of mine like. i dont think id ever be able to propose to someone so id have to be proposed to i#suppose but it makes me quite nervous not bc im like ohh nooo dont propose i just rly worry ill react the wrong way and theyll change their#mind. like its a very high emotion moment so ik i would be supposed to be emotional And i would be but idk if id do it in the right way . y#idk. what if my autism looms and i end up just being like 😐 on accident. fuckkk. what if i say somethinf dumb. like i try to be like YES !#but instead im like YEP! god. can you imagine. id have to just bury myself at that point. so embarassing. or like what if i get excited and#flap my hands but it was supposed to be more of a like. joyful crying type of thing... or what if im supposed to just be shocked and like .#Oh my god ....#and am I supposed to run at them and sweep them into a hug or do they do thst to me. UGH. ITS SO STRESSFUL. i suppose ill just remain alone#forever so I never have to confront any difficult situations ever again . Joke .#idk it just makes me nervous. but i suppose hopefully the person proposing to me will love me . that would be nice so hopefully they wont#mind if i dont respond the right way . and they wont be upset with me bc they love me eversomuch. a girl can dream i suppose... my head lik#is pounding sry. i need to sleep probably.. stayed up too late again -_- 8am -_- and im sposed to do laundry today But i dont want to . and#since im gonna fall asleep i fear it shant happen. UGHHH#wtvr. idk what my ideal proposal would be likeee. i don't want to be blindsided ig#i like surprises but Obviously im too worried abt like. my immediate reaction#+ i think its important to talk abt marriage Before proposing just so everybodys like#on the same page and such. Obvs... but ya. i dont think id want a super public proposal like. id like it to be somewhere nice with maybs#significance to our relationship and such. and its fine if theres like Some passersby but id hate for it 2 be like. somewhere crowded. or i#a restaurant or something#Altho if it was in a restaurant maybe we could get free food..#but maybe that can be just fake proposals later on. and our real proposal can be somewhere else. YIPPEEE. me and my imaginary future spouse#who is To be honest rather bare minimum#normal girl will be like Wistful sigh maybe my future spouse will even love me and wont scream at me and will like to listen to me speak 😍#but anywyas. my beddybye time. SURPRISE GN POST#woahhthis got off topic i forgot what the original post was this always happens. i do love characters like that
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for someone that never¹ goes out and never² buys anything idk how tf my card info was stolen but major shout out to my bank for seeing five (5) attempts at online purchases at gamestop at ass o’clock in the morning and going “ain’t no way that’s this bitch”
#¹ upon saying that i realize i actually go out quite often. but its literally all work related so i don’t count it#(i’m babysitting and pet/house sitting)#² outside of like. typical Life and Work shit (i.e. gas food bribes for children to listen to me)#no but really got the call at like 9 in the morning and ignored it bc unknown number obvs#but the vm explained what was going on and it was very HM? HAHA??#like. just made major payments paying for school classes and my bills#my statements KNOW ya bitch ain’t spending SHIT for a minute lmfao#something something can’t believe someone else is (maybe?) trying to buy a ps5 with my own money before i do#syd happens
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love sending out a carefully worded email with supplementary documents after spending hours adjusting the colour scheme and adding fun pictures, only for these losers to email me back asking stupid questions that's literally answered in the original email. i hate it here
#reading comprehension is jared 19 i guess#like i get it. ain't nobody got time for that#but the audacity of some of these people#'what the benefits of volunteering this year'#say u want free food and go ya dingus#still fuming at the guy who signs up every year only to not show up#AND THEN HAD THE NERVE TO ACTUALLY SHOW UP ONE DAY#BUT GO LIKE. oh i can't stay. i just came to pick up my tshirt#FUCK OFFFFF#beanstalks
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my dad came in and saw me on the couch (for the first time all day and i had literally just sat down for less than a minute when he came in) w heating pad and immediately goes "you have two options" (different chores to do) (as if i was like 10 years old and getting punished for something that i didnt even know i did wrong). what about secret third option where you treat me like an adult or i don't come home for winter next year. Lol
#.mei chats#soryr really my family is. great i need to stpo complain#i just wish theyd realize that im not incompetent#i do a really good job taking care of myself for the entire 10 months out of the year that i dont live with them#and im proud of the independence ive developed bc i worked really hard to feel ANY sort of positive feelings about myself#but they just dont recognize it at all when i come back#trying to tell me how to microwave my food and reminding me of paperwork i have to do#Thanks i literally managed the entire program tasks myself for the last 6~months but yeah you better remind me about the medical forms#or else ill totally forget and mess up the whole thing :'333 bc im just so stupid!! thakn you soooo much for taking care of me!!#<- not like ive been hypervigilant and anxious about making sure i do every little thing with it perfect#in fact there was actually an issue w one of my forms bc they made me submit it even though i didn't think it was filled out properly.#they were like “itll be fine youre overthinking” guess who got an email 3 days later saying the form was completely invalid.#god just bottom line why cantthey trust me when i say im on top of it. fucking trust me this program is my entire life right now#i am putting literally eveyr ounce of effort i've got into not ruining it. they just dont see the improvements and growth ive made at all#so frustrating bc ive worked so hard to pinpoint and fix that specifically but what can ya do#god this got long. sawry#.not f/o related
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$160 later and I'm vaccinated for Covid again lmao
#[static]#and now ive got $20 until my next paycheck lmao#i dont have insurance rn cuz work dropped mine for missing work due to ice last winter#and im out of it until next June so .... what can ya do#it is what it is and weve got food to eat#but i did have to be like 'oh wait ... guess i cant fill up my gas tank'#thankfully we have the prius so half a tank will last until next week#the only place doing free vaccines is booked until February#I checked every program available to me but they either weren't active until next year or the pharmacy was booked for months upon months#it just is what it is im not really that mad about it i just needed to vent
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It's miscellaneous vegetables pasta sauce time!
#ace tries cooking#truly my least favourite part about moving out for the summer is the bits and bobs meals that come about from trying to use up food#cant really buy anything new so youre just left trying to work with what youve got left#and sometimes its fine! ya know its just things you normally eat thats why you have all those components already#but sometimes its i had too many carrots left over from this recipe and ran out of this usual component typa concoctions#but the worst is when i gotta clear out all the vegetables in my freezer and i just chop em all up throw em in a pot with seasonings#and a can of chopped tomatoes let it cook then blitz it with a stick blender spoon it over some pasta and hope its not the worst#shoulda bought some cheese to top it off but i forgot 😞
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people are really so weird and so fatphobic huh
(and oops most of my commentary is in the tags XD)
#people really out here acting like some chocolate is gonna kill you#idk maybe you should check how stats and data actually work and not just blindly trust things that get it wrong and such#because hate to break it to ya but increased risk does not equal absolute risk#it just increases the risk which is normally only by a small margin and doesnt mean anything in reality because it doesn't mean that it's#absolutely 100% going to happen that's not what risk or increased risk means#anyway this reminds of when a friend of mine took part in a study#and they were like oh yeah you have a 6% chance of a heart attack in the next 10 years#they asked if they lost weight would that decrease by a lot and the person was like uhh by like 1% it's really not the big deal everyone#makes it out to be people are just fatphobic because that's the society we've built that at all times you must be skinny#or you aren't worth anything or worse when people act like you're such a strain on the system#and that you dont deserve to have healthcare like i will scream#everyone needs to stop being so damn weird about it!!!!!!!!!!#it's literally fine it's so literally fine#you know actually thinking about increased risk with alcohol and smoking - to which is totally your choice and up to you btw#i knew someone who smoked like a chimney and drank like a fish and lived to his 70s and died of something completely unrelated#increased risk is just that increased by a certain percentage which is like not a lot in the grand scheme of things to really put it into#perspective when you have like 1 in 100 chance and the increased risk is 100% that just raises it to 2 in 100 which yes is just 1% to 2%#i will scream when people act like food is going to kill you - especially when it gets so bad people act like fruit is bad for you because#of sugar like i will cry i will start sobbing because all of this is why im pretty sure most people have disordered eating#if not full on eating disorders and that's the real concern how our attitudes make people change their behaviours and develop mental health#conditions because society is just so insistent on this one issue that you can't escape it's bad it's so bad and i hope one day#we get past all this and people can just live how they want without others getting on their backs#fatphobic people are the reason why so many people i know think they're worthless and ugly and i just that's so upsetting to me and yes yes#there's the major issues like doctors ignoring symptoms in favour of just lose weight! and then just send people into the world with 0 help#in that oh and oops now they've got an eating disorder when the problem in the first place was not weight <.<#and even if it was (which it rarely ever is) it's like okay where's the help then because there is no help and then study after study is#like oh btw dieting doesnt work lol and then what do you do what do you do im gonna start screaming hdfghsdfg#anyway sorry these tags are long im just so tired and so frustrated at the world and i hope one day people get over themselves
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does your doctors ever just drop something on you much later about your meds or your conditions and it explains a lot
#Like my seizure meds can make me dehydrated#I've been on them three years and just kinda chalked up being thirsty to ya know...needing water but nope Keppra can make you dehydrated#Or when I was taking sucrafate for 6 months before a Dr told me I had to take it several hours before eating BC IT PREVENTS UPTAKE#OF ANYTHING INCLUDING MEDS SO I BASICALLY WASNT TAKING MY MEDS FOR MONTHS AND WAS GETTING SICK AND DIDNT KNOW WHY#BC NO ONE BOTHERED TO TELL ME I SHOULDNT TAKE IT WITH OTHER MEDS JUST NOT FOOD??#AND THE DOC DIDNT EVEN TELL ME INTENTIONALLY SHE JUST MENTIONED IT OFF HAND AND I WAS LIKE WAIT WHAT#SHE WAS SO SHOCKED NO ONE TOLD ME AND IT WASNT LISTED ON THE BOTTLE#I'm still mad about it I was getting extra seizures for months for no reason bc of an oversight#Since I got that info I've been taking my meds properly and I haven't had a seizure for almost a year#:)#Remember to ask every question you can think of and ask aggressively#Every interaction with other meds every side effect#You NEED to know you're not being pushy it's your body and health#ASK THINGS OF YOUR DR ITS WHY THEYRE THERE ITS FOR THE BEST#chronic illness#medicine#Medication#Even if you are being pushy it's your right to know everything about why and what they're giving you#I also thought Ativan was a neasua drug for a while bv they always give it to me in the er when I have a cvs episode#But it's for anxiety and they use it to put me out while the actual drugs work and that's okay!!!#But I didn't know so I stared asking for Ativan (and zofran) when I went in and got denied because they thought I was a junkie/on detox#For a med a doctor would otherwise order for my distress bc I didn't know better#Know your meds and know them well it can only help you in the long run#Keeping a list written or digital that you can show doctors also helps so they know how drugs can interact if your an er frequent flyer#Like me
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My goddaughter: *gets up from her spot and starts walking sway*
Me: Where are you going?
GD: *points out of the room*
Me: Can you use your words?
GD: Yeah! 😃
GD: *says nothing more and just walks away*
Me: . . .
#i can't tell if i walked into that one or not#unfortunately when i ask her what she wants for dinner she says 'food' but i know she got that from me#she's a four year old smarty pants and that is very much my fault 😬#but ya know she doesn’t swear; she loves to learn and explore; she uses her manners; and she's a very sweet kid#so i think we're doing something right#for those wondering:#i low-key co-parent with her mom#soooo that being said#parenting#parents#being a parent#co parenting#co parent#parentblr#we're an odd little family but it works for us#i have never been with her mother nor do i ever want to but i am so glad that i've gotten to help raise this blessing since day one#literally--i was in the delivery room#she genuinely knows me as her other parent and i love her SO MUCH#words literally cannot describe it 🩷
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