#of my sigh

[witchcraftingboop]

Me after trying to explain for two days, on and off, that if you delete the first quarter's data, you cannot use the year's total value for an unrelated KPI to figure out what that value might have been: Y'all are draining me on a spiritual level... Where are the cameras? Bring them out! I'm ready!

[jenovacomplete]

daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end

[amygdalae]

another underrated moment: Laios casts waterwalking

[directyourfate]

these tweets are holding hands

[fangirlghost-19]

i need an excuse to get my shit together so here we go:

if this gets 50 notes i'll drink more water everyday

if this gets 100 notes i'll start cycling once a week and logging it

if this gets 200 notes i'll start eating more fruit

if this gets 500 notes i'll apply for a summer job

if this gets 1000 notes i'll actually make plans with my friends

if this gets 2000 notes i'll tidy my entire wardrobe

if this gets 5000 notes i'll get a better skincare routine

if this gets 10 000 notes i'll do something about my mental health

the numbers are intentionally high bc i really don't want to do any of this and yeah there is a deadline of the end of june

[powdermelonkeg]

Fun fact: We know the size of the Pokémon world because Scarlet and Violet has framerate issues

I'm not answering any more questions

[lesbian-hannibal]

her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there

my snug ass:

[bluebeesknees]

They’re being obnoxious at work 💙

[triptrippy]

dunmeshi doodle dump.... for advanced readers onley

[icelectricspyro]

repent

[rassebers]

Best trait for a classmate to have?

[wasyago]

a man of many talents

[pinkravat-art]

wanted to draw em again

[parisoonic]

pals drinking together (hand practice that got out of control)

[mountainshroom]

Tried using watercolours :) not too proud but im learning slowly

[mulderrrrrrr]

“tell me i’m crazy.”

“mulder, you’re crazy.”